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>> No.67676765 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.67676788
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.67676796

first

>> No.67676820
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>>67676765
SNIFFFFF

>> No.67676830

CUTE YAWNING SHARK AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.67676835

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.67676839
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>> No.67676852
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She missed talking us?

>> No.67676864
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Man I really missed chatting with my wife. I just love her so much.

>> No.67676902

>>67676839
cringe fake gura wannabe

>> No.67676909

>>67676839
does she strip?

>> No.67676914

I'm honestly shocked she's never played Roblox

>> No.67676915
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.67676964
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We cool?

>> No.67676963
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>>67676852
Of course, she does, she misses her chumbies

>> No.67676976

>>67676914
Outside of her age range

>> No.67676982

isn't oof from doom and doom 2?

>> No.67676995

After seeing a ton of small corp chuubas play Roblox it feels bizarre to learn that Gura has never played it.

>> No.67676998
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>>67676914
>no 'blox stream because its a perms nightmare

>> No.67677019
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>>67676902

>> No.67677021
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>>67676964
we cool

>> No.67677062

>you saw how bad my eyesight is right
did it get worse than it was before? does gooba have degenerative eyesight disease?

>> No.67677063

okay gura please wrap it up...it's 5:30am over here come on now...

>> No.67677080

Give me your most food-like and edible Guras

>> No.67677086

>>67676976
Well the wild thing is Roblox is actually older than Minecraft.

>> No.67677089

>>67676976
Roblox has been around for a long ass time, although it was a while before it became mega popular with kids

>> No.67677094

>>67676982
ah yes i remember doom guy saying this whenever he got hurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYJ63OTMDL4

>> No.67677135

Dino gooba mod guy, make sure to have an email address visible on the mod so they can email you. They weren’t able to get lethal company perms til the dev specifically made an email account just to communicate with them. That said palworld devs are probably too busy to respond to any requests to let her use the mod unfortunately.

>> No.67677146

>>67677063
fuck off and kill yourself Ghanabud

>> No.67677148
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>>67677063
This is why nobody likes Europeans

>> No.67677169

So if it wasn’t for the server maintenance, we could’ve gotten a stream of gura playing on the palword en server at the same time as 2 of her new kouhais.
Can’t tell if this is a good thing or not.

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>>67677063
haha NYO!
She's wrapping up soon

>> No.67677224

>>67677148
he is african

>> No.67677228

Lethal Company is boring now

>> No.67677232
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deadly corporation stream confirmed

>> No.67677267

Gura you're my pal

>> No.67677281
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Yes, I want to breed my pals

>> No.67677304

>>67677063
It's 6:30am here, I'm currently dying

>> No.67677348

>>67677228
I'll watch any game if gura streams it, but yeah, Lethal Company is not high up on my list

>> No.67677349

NAWWWW I JUST GOT A MID STREAM AD
bc i turned off unlock bc it was lagging my stream

>> No.67677351

>>67677063
>being algerian

>> No.67677374

>>67677349
ublock doesnt have that issue

>> No.67677383

>stop at the half hour mark
>still going
I love her

>> No.67677391

>>67677349
Gura failed her QTE.

>> No.67677403

>>67677349
uBlock doesn't cause lag tho

>> No.67677407

i want gura to breed with chumbud

>> No.67677429

>>67677304
next time don't be born in the democratic republic of the congo

>> No.67677443

>>67677407
Yeah, me

>> No.67677473

Yes, that it does Gura.

>> No.67677477

florida HATE

>> No.67677483

I got worried for a split second before remembering there was a trailer.

>> No.67677499

Uh oh.

>> No.67677506

why does Gura hate the british, but refuses to say bad things about Florida?

>> No.67677515
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>>67677228
I haven't played Lethal Company and I've only watched one stream of it.
I'm more than down if she streams it. Well I'll watch any stream from her anyway.

>> No.67677534
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>>67677146
>>67677224
>>67677351
>þeir halda að ég sé afríkubúi

>> No.67677540

I love those new twerking Gura videos, you know?

>> No.67677554

>gura payed attention to the fat black woman twerking
why

>> No.67677564

Does she know the trailer was mostly a reference to various 'florida videos'?

>> No.67677602

>>67677534
>Thorn
LOOK AT THIS ICELANDIC NIGGA

>> No.67677617

>>67677506
Because she redacted

>> No.67677669
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Floridians...

>> No.67677707

>>67677506
she loves disney and disney world is there

>> No.67677744
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it's so over

>> No.67677751

SIGNDAY?
MEMBERS TOMORROW?

>> No.67677772

I HELD GURA'S HAND

>> No.67677777

Another stream either later today or tomorrow.

>> No.67677781

Maybe members' stream Sunday.

Stream MONDAY.

>> No.67677783

WHO IS THIS?
NEW VA????

>> No.67677785

HOLDING GURA'S TINY HAND

>> No.67677792
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Telling us when streams are? WHO IS THIS GIRL?!

>> No.67677794

I HELD GURA'S LITTLE HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME! NOT YOU

>> No.67677799

jpbud made gura self conscious and she stopped the stream to run away

>> No.67677812

STREAM ON MONDAY AT THE LATEST LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.67677824

I have PTSD from "maybe member stream tomorrow" but hopefully Gura tomorrow and she said definitely monday! She's never so affirmative in her plans so monday must be happening.

>> No.67677831

AND SHE STILL HASN'T PEED

>> No.67677847

>>67677781
she said signday

>> No.67677899

GURA IS IN LOVE WITH ME

>> No.67677900

>>67676976
im older than gura and i played roblox

>> No.67677902

She forgot her end screen

>> No.67677928

will the crushed hopes will be worse than after August if another "break" happens or will people be used to the way things go by then?

>> No.67677946
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>> No.67677945

>>67677564
Florida is like 3 states combined. The pan handle is basically alabamia, the middle of the state is every republican new jersey, new york, connecticut and massachusetts and the very south is basically escaped cubans

>> No.67677950
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I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING!

>> No.67677968

>hopeless and thought I lost SC gacha
>she actually reads it

I love her so much bros its unreal

>> No.67677981
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my wife

>> No.67677992

I love her so much...

>> No.67678025

Fuck I was so close to getting a read. Oh well. Love my Gooby so much

>> No.67678029
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>> No.67678033
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why was this recommended to me?

>> No.67678034

>Talks about multiple upcoming streams, with one happening either tomorrow or Monday.

So.. can we say that Gura's more than likely back now? Or do we still need a hundred steams in a row to confirm?

>> No.67678090
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>>67677968
Same desu
She went a little longer just to read mine.

>> No.67678093

Is Gura flowing?

>> No.67678094

>>67677928
5 stages of grief beginning with her saying she'll totally do a february movie night on the 29th to celebrate the 29th, then she disappears on february 16th once she has the valentine's day loot. Followed by fucktons of posters saying it's based because she did gfe asmr in a member's stream on the 14th and they have faith she will come back after they spent 500 bucks on superchats.

Back for fes, then another vanishment until early june when she's ack again.

>> No.67678105

pretty good night

>> No.67678114

Healing

>> No.67678115

this doesn't sound like taking it slow, Gura..

>> No.67678119

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.67678130

>>67678034
I need about 1-2 months of consistency to say yes, but this looks very promising.

>> No.67678128
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>>67677968
>one superchat away from getting read AGAIN
I think she hates me
it actually hurts

>> No.67678155

>>67678033
it's in mine too

>> No.67678163
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Child

>> No.67678180

>>67678033
Cause people click on clickbait a lot

>> No.67678190

>I gotta pee man this isn't good 1 hour into the stream
>streams for 3.5 more hours

>> No.67678194

Everything indicates that she's back, BUT
that doesn't mean she won't take breaks once in a while. Hopefully she announces them so that weakbuds and whinebuds don't immediately complain

>> No.67678216

>>67678034
Not a hundred, but I'd say 2 weeks of consistent streams/communication is official "we're so back" territory. Until then I remain cautiously optimistic, but not expecting anything.

>> No.67678235

>>67676765
Based Gurass poster.

>> No.67678238
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>> No.67678241

>>67678194
I want the weakbuds, whinebuds, and feistybuds to end it all, and leave forever.

>> No.67678266

>>67678034
One month of consistency at least
But honestly even if she does weekly streams its enough for me.

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>> No.67678288

>>67678194
>>67678130
>>67678034
>>67678216
its 3 weeks until valentines day. she will be back until at least feb 14th

>> No.67678295

>>67678241
that's never going to happen

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>>67678241
what about the sigmabuds?

>> No.67678331
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>>67678272
MMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.67678334
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I cannot explain to you guys just how in love I am with my little shark wife. She's just the best and I'm so happy she's doing better.
How you feeling, chumbies?

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>>67678272
M

>> No.67678371

cyb0rseggz soon!

>> No.67678373
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>>67678327
The cherd/nadbuds are cool.

>> No.67678378
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I'm waking up early tomorrow just in case she want's to have breakfast with me again.

>> No.67678384
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>>67678272
M+RT

>> No.67678389

>>67678288
I hope you're right, but I feel like being sure of Valentine's is overly optimistic when she didn't even tweet us Merry Christmas.

>> No.67678396

>>67678334
I'm on top of the world. I love her so fucking much
>>67678272
M

>> No.67678405

>>67678334
I wonder how much smaller she is than Bae and IRyS.

>> No.67678407
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>>67678272
>>67678384
M + RT

>> No.67678441

>>67678288
another ghosting after valentines would possibly be the nastiest and most cynical move possible

>> No.67678487

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>> No.67678518

It's actually no cap impressive she gets these viewer numbers after being almost gone several times these past years

>> No.67678558

>>67678288
cope anti

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>>67678272
>>67678334
>>67678384
M RT
I gotta go eat now, damn I'm hungry.

>> No.67678621
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waltuh

>> No.67678749

>>67678621
Walter the White cracks me up. Makin them magic blue crystals.

>> No.67678776

gura should stream earlier to pay respect to eurobuds

>> No.67678863

>>67678441
Look at her superchat revenue. No one cared. The only people who care are the 43 or so IPs in this thread who commented on it. These threads are dead and their viewers moved on, but Gura's fanbase is gigantic and remains so.

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>>67678749
what gets me more is that jesse "pinkman" sounds like pinkyman, meaning a hobbit
so a wizard partnering with a hobbit its like those magical coincidences

>> No.67678873

>>67678518
Many prominent flesh streamers say that in order to stay relevant, you need to constantly grind streams, but for vtubers specifically in Hololive, as long as you don't mega yab, the Holo viewership box will still be there even if you take an extended break.

>> No.67678887
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>>67678776
nyo

>> No.67678898

it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCsb-APHanc

>> No.67678962

>>67678898
GURA'S BEAUTIFUL VOICE

>> No.67679018

>>67678898
Neat. I'll definitely have to watch this later.

>> No.67679027

>>67678887
euros are the backbone of guras community

>> No.67679028

Pretty meh stream. Hope she takes a couple days off so I don't have to watch another one.

>> No.67679041

>>67678776
Eurobros get to suffer sleep deprivation, and they get to like it.

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>>67679028

>> No.67679086

>>67678863
And everyone knows why.
Gura can ghost all day long because she's the only one that delivers on what the others promised to do but failed. A stream without dicks in it.

>> No.67679094

>>67678776
She tried that once or twice. It wasn't going to work. The majority of her fans are from North America

>> No.67679110

>>67679028
gura is the perfect streamer for you then

>> No.67679117

>>67678898
this might be the closest she'll get to fulfilling her disney tour guide dream

>> No.67679210

I do love Gura but don't watch her content.

>> No.67679280
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She's my perfectly imperfect daughterwife.

>> No.67679281

fuck i love her so so so much
i love her

>> No.67679306

>>67679210
I love her content but i don't like her and I never watch her streams

>> No.67679490

>>67678384
M + RT

>> No.67679593
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I've been counting my superchats the past year or so and out of 27 I sent this year and 12 have been read.
my rate is horrible ngl it does kind of get me down I might stop so I enjoy her streams more

>> No.67679604

>>67678389
she's gotta sell merch, like last year

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>>67678272
M

>> No.67679690
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>>67679027

>> No.67679761

>>67679027
Look, I will compromise and say you're at least two vertebrae.

>> No.67679881

>>67679593
I don't keep track of that because it will probably disappoint me. I'm too addicted to the thrill of getting her attention.

>> No.67679894

>>67679604
Not this whinebud shit again, come on dude. Maybe she was neck deep in personal drama for all we know. Don't be this petty. Look forward

>> No.67679910

>>67679604
Will be sold out just like Guranium merch.
https://twitter.com/sendaiuminomori/status/1750352830479921195?t=bfMcASg2EmpgfW1KvWunmA&s=19

>> No.67679926

Are there any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

>> No.67679977

Go to Sendai for a week, stay at nice hotels, eat good food and spam-visit the aquarium like a good fan

>> No.67680011

Chumbuds kissing, oowah oowah

>> No.67680083
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Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>> No.67680123
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So is it safe to say we're so fucking back, chumbuds?

>> No.67680169
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I don't really superchat so I don't get noticed as much, but she read one of my normal chats tonight and got a good laugh from her. It made me very happy. I just went to rewatch it on the vod.
Fuck she's adorable, I love her.

>> No.67680234

to knowers, how long usually for chat to be enabled for the VOD of Gura's streams?

>> No.67680268

>>67679910
Wow antis must feels like shit kek

>> No.67680302

>>67680234
I don't know anymore, but I think it used to be like 1/4 - 1/3 of the total vod length to process. Can take longer though

>> No.67680315

>>67680123
It's not safe but I'm gonna say it anyways
we're so fucking back

>> No.67680390

You know people keep bringing up Gura only coming back to sell Valentine's merch, but last year when she was returning from her first break, it was just a few days before the actual day, and she didn't even play any kind of games before or after for another month, at least on her own channel. So if she was truly only coming back to shill Valentine's merch, wouldn't she have done it much closer to the actual date and not actually play games?

>> No.67680433

She still has to go to japan btw

>> No.67680502
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>Bad Gura and lewd Gawr had found a ripe, very ripe ear of Indian corn. Gura held it at both ends as if it were a mouth organ and now it was an organ, and she moved her parted lips along it, varnishing its shaft, and while she was making it trill and moan, Gawr's mouth engulfed its extremity. The two sisters’ avid lovely young faces were now close together, doleful and wistful in their slow, almost languid play, their tongues meeting in flicks of fire and curling back again, their tumbled hair, red-silver and blue-silver, delightfully commingling and their sleek hindquarters lifted high as they slaked their thirst in the pool of his blood.
uh is this befitting behaviour of a young american woman?

>> No.67680648

>>67680390
You need to leave this thread for a while and do something else if you care about what anyone says here.

>> No.67680685

Licking Gura's child holes.

>> No.67680788

>>67678033
why the fuck is something older than all the kids on youtube making the rounds again anyway
don't tell me that another chinese kid got buttdevastated by their chair after all this time

>> No.67680927

>>67680685
all 18 of them

>> No.67681016
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possible streams:

Karaoke
Palworld
Deep Rock (with Ame?)

Chumbud status?

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>>67681016
Replaying the vod where she reads my SC, over and over again...

>> No.67681120

>>67681016
not getting my hopes up

>> No.67681199

so we got hopes for more palworld, we got hopes for the space dwarf mining game perhaps amesame duo, we got hopes for the next chapter of poppy playtime, we got hopes for karaoke with her song Tokyo wabi sabi lullaby included.

the little BIGFISH is cooking

>> No.67681283

Is Gura a fembud?

>> No.67681285
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Reminder that Dino Gura is just smol Gura in a costume.

>> No.67681334

>>67681285
lies

>> No.67681385

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>> No.67681425 [DELETED] 

hi chumbuds, question
does Gooba live in texas? I'm just asking

>> No.67681462

>>67681425
nobody lives in texas but texans

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>>67681385
>and they are both Gabby
Retard

>> No.67681490

Please call me a retard.

>> No.67681496

>>67681425
she gave a hint this stream

>> No.67681542

>>67681425
Texas isn't real

>> No.67681581

CHAT has been enabled for Gura's stream now fyi, vod gang strong, vod gang unite, enjoy!

>> No.67681681

>>67681425
She lives in a nuclear submarine.

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>>67681462
>"Nobody lives in Texas but Texans"
>He doesn't know

>> No.67681748

>>67681462
well...

>> No.67681754

>>67681681
aka my basement, that looks like the inside of a submarine

>> No.67681883

>>67681425
she lives in your heart

>> No.67682044

Fresh Gawr Gura streams, it's been missed

>> No.67682130

>>67681733
haha you assumed I can read stuff without a tldr thats amusing to be sure

>> No.67682158

How many penises could Gura bite off and eat in one sitting do you guys think? I'm talking about full grown adult man penises of average length. (around 2") I know she has a small stomach, but she seems hungry often lately. So the true answer might be surprising.

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>>67682158
go back to the depths of bijou and fuwamoco from which you came

>> No.67682302

I want Gura to spiralize my cock.

>> No.67682413

>>67682302
Think about all the extra length you could get like that. You know ducks also have corkscrew shaped penises.

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>>67682130
tl;dr would be literally the entire third world now lives in Texas as "refugees" alongside actual refugees from California, and also there has been a tense standoff between the staties and feds over the border for the last week or so that might unironically end up being Fort Sumter 2.0

>> No.67682634

>>67682415
That's interesting, I honestly had no idea. I hope that works out in the best way possible - I also hope Gura plays Palworld again soon

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Gura booba

>> No.67682975

>>67681016
T u T status

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>>67682992
Oyasame

>> No.67683073

>>67682992
sleep tight buddy

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I still feel all giddy with lovey Gura energy. Maybe I should goom to release some.

>> No.67683191

>>67683098
>Not gooming to her mid stream
Why are you even watching her?

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Gura streamed today but for some reason I don't feel anything
I think I'm depressed
normally she was the one of the few things that made me happy

>> No.67683319

>>67683196
just watch Bijou or Fuwamoco's streams for a while, then, return to Gura's stream and you'll be both relieved and happy. It really makes you appreciate Gura more

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>>67682634
Thank you for your concern chumbie
And I agree - let's just say I'm glad Gura's out of harm's way at the moment (I assume)

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>>67683319
Why do you keep trying to pit people against the Advent girls.

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>>67683196
I got more motivated to work when she put the stream out and time flew by quickly while listening to her.

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>>67683191
I keep my pants on during the stream because I want to actually pay attention and I see her as something more than just my semen receptacle.
I love me shark so much.

>> No.67683525

>>67683460
H-holy mackerel desu T o T

>> No.67683640

>>67683460
giving solid advice isn't trying to pit anyone against them, I even said to try and watch their streams which is more than you'll hear from any of their fanbases, dumbud

>> No.67683767

>>67683319
i will not watch ESL

>> No.67683974

>>67683319
Are they fembuds?

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I might read
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.67684341

>>67683640
Just say try watching other girls or something, you're not fooling anyone by directly naming those specific girls. It's not the first time you do it.

>> No.67684456 [DELETED] 

>>67683974
Of course not! Have heard all the anti-Gura shit Bijou has pulled since joining? stealing Gura's transformation intro idea, stealing her DMC connection, watching her movies, singing the covers Gura sang, destroying a Minecraft memory the bitchwood sign Gura made even when her chat told her to stop, there's probably way more that I haven't been told about, its very toxic.

Their fanbases are mostly made up of disgruntled ex-shrimps that in desperation have ventured too far and deep, lowering their standards forever cursed, unable to come back to the light.

>> No.67684538

>>67684341
Your oshi Bijou is streaming, why are you here?

>> No.67684620

>>67684341
I'm about 69% on it being the frenchie who gave up on botting us because he was hilariously bad at it and moved on to regular shitposting, which he is also hilariously bad at

>> No.67684701

>>67684620
as long as we're having fun together you and I

>> No.67685016

>>67684456
Did she put the sign back? At least mori tried to piece together gura's tree before.

>> No.67685114

>>67685016
Afaik she did not put the sign back in its original state. She added (bleep) at the end.

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>>67685114
That made me feel kinda sad.
Maybe bijou isn't really sentimental

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So what is actually happening here?
I though she has semi-retired.

>> No.67685296

Gura probably doesn't care about the double take joke sign being messed up, but she mentioned going back to the EN server to see if there's something new. It's just minecraft, but also if the same server is kept, it's cool to have memories from the various generations experienced by the newbies

>> No.67685326

you guys should be ashamed for falling in love with my wife. go watch gushing over magical girls, i have a stream to watch

>> No.67685369

>>67685227
I'm not sure she thought it through at all, she was desperate to make some sort of content happen in her stream, I think. I have no idea whether she likes or hates Gura

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Gura is my actual wife whom I see everyday.

>> No.67685470

>>67685230
She's still semi-retired, she just happens to be the best streamer in HoloEN overall, and, she wants to become a wizard

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ngl gura and I don't really have similar interests nowadays and I find myself disconnected from her zatsus

>> No.67685498

>>67685470
>she wants to become a wizard
she's just like me fr fr
she said she wanted to cast fireball too

>> No.67685581

>>67685396
wake up chumbo

>> No.67685791

https://youtu.be/oECSHqzxQSc?t=14272
Who did she play The Isle with?

>> No.67685998

>>67685791
me

>> No.67686028

>>67685791
Why do you ask unanswerable questions?

>> No.67686105

>>67685791
Sounds like she played it pre-Holo, so who cares.

>> No.67686166

liking gura is obsessive. shes too cute for her own good. makes me wanna kill myself. and i still watch her. goodness gracious

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>>67686105
Me, I must know my sisterwife's entire life story damn it

>> No.67686296

>>67686206
your sisterwife who is a streamer you will never meet that makes bank off your pussy ass watching her play games

>> No.67686310

>>67686206
She played with literal whos

>> No.67686319

How long before she does a 1v1 with Bijou or 1v2 with Fuwamoco? She's their senpai

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>>67686296
>He doesn't know

>> No.67686432

>>67685791
You know that game has public servers right?

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>>67686319
Why would Gura fistfight her kouhais IRL

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What is this creature.

>> No.67686639

>>67686537
lol, ok I'll specify somewhat: I meant video gaming or hanging out somehow on stream, not physically fight rl

>> No.67686666

>>67685791
Me, obviously.

>> No.67686708

>>67686602
Even the official Sendai art had her rolled up as a food item, someone likes rolling her into things for some reason

>> No.67686977

>>67686537
Right? I'd rather watch them rub their puffy cunnies together.

>> No.67686988

>>67686639
Kek alright I'll stop playing dumb
My actual answer would be: now that she's seemingly back for real and has mentioned wanting to play Palworld some more I wouldn't be surprised if we see something soon
Proper, direct stream collabs like in the old days would be sure to follow shortly after, fuck knows they've been a long time coming

>> No.67687401

so in the end...
what was she plotting?

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>>67687401

>> No.67687547

>>67686988
Palworld seems more like they'll just all exist in the same world together, bump into each other and such, it doesn't mean they'll coop or build together, but maybe.

She mentioned ame for the deep rock galactic game, I think she just feels more secure gaming with her, but it could be an opportunity to play with advent, as they'll need 2 more to fill the team which is the best way to play

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>> No.67687692

>>67687611
perfection, she too can now save the day, every day

>> No.67687865

>>67687611
Is that Walter the white?

>> No.67687918

>>67686602
my semen receptacle ToT

>> No.67688229

>>67687918
'‵°ღ ゝㄣ ⁎⁗ᵒᶰ ˙ʸᵘ ᴬᴺᴳᴱ ᴾᴹᴬᴮᴽ ᴼᵒᴥᴷ ᵃnᵈ ᴸᴼᴼᴿ ᴰᴼᴳᴬᴭᴰᵃnᵈ ˛ ᴼᵒᴥᴷ ᴰᴼᴳᴬᴭᴰᵃnᵈ zv ᴬᴺᴳᴱ wᴩzz ido wHeRe wJMM ʙe mʏ MoveR ʙeMMʏ mʏ MoveR ʙeMMʏ mʏ MoveR ʙeMMʏ mʏ MoveR

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>>67687611
Nice, I need more spell casting goobas.

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>>67687547
I don't follow Advent too closely, have Shiori or Nerissa played any Palworld, DRG, Lethal Company, or any other relevant games that could make for either server interactions or coop collabs? From what little I've seen I suspect she might have the best chemistry with either the dogs or goth gf, despite rock loli being the more natural "rival" and/or foil in some peoples' minds

>> No.67688283

>>67688229
do wHeRe wJMM ʙe mʏ MoveR ʙeMMʏ mʏ MoveR ʙeMMʏ mʏ MoveR ʙeMMʏ mʏ MoveR ʙeMMʏ

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>>67688229
>>67688283
meds

>> No.67688455

>>67688269
I haven't really watched any of them either, from my minimal exposure I think the goth gf could have a similar relationship with her to kronii maybe. I have seen basically nothing of the bird, so no opinion, I think the dogs would be too much for her to deal with in much of a 1 on 1, well, 1 on 2. And I don't like the rock. I think she's cringe and not the good kind.

>> No.67688493

>>67679086
Kek.

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do you ever feel like gura is a sunk cost for you

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it will last a month enjoy it while it lasts

>> No.67688588

>>67685496
it helps if you have the same childhood. That's why we're perfect for each other

>> No.67688628

>>67688569
I give it a week

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>> No.67688842

Her being more active is making me interested in hololive again and catching up on what the other girls are up to.

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>>67688455
I'd say Shiori is more schizo and unhinged than Kronii usually is (clips of her talking about the Illuminati have unironically gotten some those gay Youtube psyop "fact checks" pinned underneath, I shit you not), so it'll be curious to see how their dynamic pans out
And at the very least (and I do mean VERY least), I will say that I see comedic potential in Gura's pained, cringing exasperation upon exposure to Bijou's gen alpha TikTok brainrot. Anyone who can manage to make Bae - the resident zoomer rat - feel old and want to commit sudoku, is the real fucking deal

>> No.67688940

>>67688842
Someone would have to pay me to waste my time on other vtubers.

>> No.67689089

>>67688501
No, I'm motivated by my love for her and what she puts out when she puts something out over my time and money spent being a chumbud.

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I was thinking about my wasteful superchats but then I realized I spent $30 on memberships that was absolutely wasted unless gaining time is worth something

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>>67688588
Her bringing up Nestle wonderballs caused dormant memories to resurface that I thought had long since atrophied
Truly, zillennials are a special breed - just old enough to faintly remember the world pre-9/11 and clearly remember the world pre-smartphones, but too young to be called proper 90s kids. We can only relate to each other, which makes those few connections we have all the more special

>> No.67689316

>>67689231
you'll be able to dunk on people without a 3 year badge

>> No.67689588

>>67688900
Is Bijou a hag? I feel like I read that early on. Is she really a zoomer or does she just pretend to be?

>> No.67689665

>>67689231
that is such a petty sum in the grand worldof VTubing though, just think of it as the cost of getting her back. You being a member along with other strongbuds could have encouraged her throughout the personal life struggle. Not for the money side alone of course, but for the loyalty and patience side of it. If everyone kind of disowned her, it'd be worse for her to return (i think).

>> No.67689838

>>67689588
Literally every girl gets called a hag by retards. Nobody knows her age, but it's suspected she's under 25.

>> No.67689855

>>67689588
she around Gura's age
She hams it up a lot to make up for her lack of overall personality pretty much

>> No.67689922

>>67689588
This is the first I've heard about it, myself
If she's pretending, then I will say that she seems to be a phenomenal actor and a gen alpha in spirit - I say "seems" because I wouldn't really know, I avoid TikTok like the plague lol

>> No.67689942

ok time to watch the vod. I'm going to goom to it so she better have said lots of goomworthy stuff

>> No.67690022

>>67689942
No gooming to my wife.

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>>67689942
Are you a scatbud?
If so, get ready for the orgasm of your life

>> No.67690063

>>67689942
i'm not into puzzle games, but she made it tolerable. I think the devs showed up in her stream at one point or chat was messing around

>> No.67690069

>>67690022
I'm going to goom to her and you can't stop me
>>67690028
I like pissy diapers but scat itself is icky. still funny though.

>> No.67690135

>>67689588
shes millions of years old because shes a rock

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>> No.67690205

>>67690188
literally just talked about eating sand

>> No.67690230

Gura's streaming style and connecting to the chat hasn't changed much and still engaging and entertaining, felt like we've never had a 6 month break. How did she do it?

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>> No.67690288

>>67689838
calls others one of the weakest insults to use in any situation possible for their views and opinions, proceeds to follow up with "it's suspected that.." revealing that he has no actual proof against the initial claims of those he taunted. wowee

>> No.67690307

>>67690235
Why did Gura lie and say it was sleepy time when she was going to watch Ame's stream right after?

>> No.67690425

>>67690063
No, I saw the Mob Entertainment channel with a check there in chat. Might've missed it like how Calli was also in chat as well. I'm pretty sure she mentioned the devs but didn't see the comments to react at the time.

>> No.67690428

>>67690307
Because they're dating

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Line sands in the hour glass
So too are the days of our lives

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>>67690188
She watches the most random interesting videos, I love it. And of course she was fantasizing about making sandcastles and eating them.
God I really really do love this odd little womanchild.
And I'm happy she's wizard gang now.

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>>67689942
>>67690022
>>67690028
>>67690069
Speaking of goom, sometimes I wonder:
If you were to add up the total fluid volume of semen from every ejaculation ever had by every male on the planet over thoughts directly relating to Gura - so not counting generic porn-scrollers who happened to stumble upon pictures of a cute shark girl whose name, voice and background they don't know, but including any chumbie or more general Holo/vtuber fan rubbing one out to the thought of Gura or to material that was only meaningfully arousing due to its connection to the person/character of Gura - what do you think it would add up to?
I'm certain it would be enormous, and would make her blush and stammer uncontrollably if she were to see a visual representation with her own eyes
This thought pleases me

>> No.67690646

>>67690561
I'd post the statue goom calculation but I lost the image

>> No.67690719

>>67690230
I can only guess that whatever it was that was weighing on her over the last half year or so has truly been resolved - if so, it's only natural that her spirits are lifted and she's back to being her old self again

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>>67690307
Because she's moving to her bed to watch things on her phone. That counts towards sleep time for some people.

>> No.67690741

I think she's one of the best at interacting with her chatters. I used to only watch sweaty pvp'ers, and I like the way gura plays as a completely different experience to gaming.

I don't think I'd be brave enough to stream a puzzle game in front of that many people, but she handles it really well, and laughs with her audience when doesn't get it right.

>> No.67690802

>>67690646
I know the image lol
That's more of a question of "how much would it take to X", though - my question is more "how much has there actually been in practice so far?"

>> No.67690861

From the photos it looked like that Gurarium collab curry was pretty small, but it actually looks like a decently sized portion in that Korean chumbie's video.

>> No.67691295

What is the longevity of palworld like, could we get a few streams out of it you think, is there enough to do?

>> No.67691392

>>67691295
even if there was nothing to do she could still collab with it, that's not the issue.

>> No.67691475

>>67691295
My bet is it’s a fad game. Maybe revisited upon DLCs, but won’t hold the weight of relevance, unlike Minecraft.

>> No.67691714

>>67691295
yeah, the difficulty/grind spikes up big time
look at kaela's streams
but i'd imagine it's a lot easier playing co-op, because you can fight the bosses together

>> No.67691909

This woman is so dumb. Love her.

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>>67691909
Yes, and it's okay if if she's a bit dumb.
I will still marry her, breed her, and take very good care of her for the rest of her life.

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>> No.67692236

I can't believe Gura was the scatbud all along...

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>> No.67692430

>>67692372
Chumbuds want to fuck this. (I'm Chumbuds btw.)

>> No.67692474
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My head really hurts.

>> No.67692687

>>67689942
>20 minutes in
now I remember why I try to avoid vod watching

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>>67692474
Daijoubu?

>> No.67692931

>>67692474
I've heard death is an instant cure for a headache.

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>members stream planned
what would it be?

>> No.67693191

she said maybe to a member's stream sunday, and confirmed a stream on monday

>> No.67693233

>>67693191
She initially said she wasn't sure about a stream tomorrow or not, but by monday we would get one if not. The maybe members thing came after, so we could get just about anything tomorrow.

>> No.67693280

>>67693233
ah ok

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RSZtfmjyjI
Which of her song performances best showcase her singing talent? Which ones hit you the most emotionally?

>> No.67694030

She's such a little stinky stinker

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>> No.67694779

I have decided to leave "well enough" alone.

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