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Where can I find a girl with Gura's body type?

>> No.67266131

>>67266082
In elementary school

>> No.67266368

>>67266082
kindergarten or elementary school, most likely

>> No.67266427

>>67266082
A legal one? SEA

>> No.67266460
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>>67266082
The exotic Asian aisle.

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>>67266082

>> No.67266854
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67266854

unfortunately the island is slated to be liquidated for damages

>> No.67266865

>Gura's bodytype
Yeah, that sure is hot. You know, when the difference between boys and girls is inexistent.

>> No.67266897

>>67266368
Thank god both are across the street for me

>> No.67266933

>>67266082
literally Kobo's body

>> No.67266958

>>67266082
In anime and manga. They are called lolis.

>> No.67267048

>>67266933
indonesians raised on rice don't have the muscle mass or bone density that americans do
It's hilarious visiting asian countries and just being able to toss their men around, feels like being Captain America

>> No.67267159

>>67267048
enjoyed a pleasure trip or twelve to Thailand, have we?

>> No.67267212

>>67266082
if you found out give us an update and let me know

>> No.67267215

>>67266082
In ToT

>> No.67267535

>>67266865
I can think of one HUGE difference that is still noticeable.

>> No.67268038

>>67266082
>>67266131
>>67266368
People don't know what they're talking about, she's clearly a hebe (aka, the perfect body)

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>>67268038
>hebe
Oh, you meant one of these

>> No.67268471

>>67268038
this is correct
gura is not a loli, as per the loli arbiter - Flare's decree

>> No.67268813

>>67268038
>>67268471
Shion is a hebe, Gura's a loli.

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>>67268813
Shion and Gura have the exact same body type retard

>> No.67269123

>>67268931
>fanart
look at their actual models, retard.

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>>67269123
Yes, they clearly look the same

>> No.67269364

>>67269166
Shion has breasts.

>> No.67269420

Hello? Police?

>> No.67269433

>>67269364
Dishonest breasts the weird cleavage is just the hardest working pushup bra

>> No.67269523

>>67268038
that sounds like a term a pedo Muslim would say

>> No.67269728

>>67266082
the orphanage

>> No.67271547

>>67267048
What do the americans eat? Mcdonalds? No way rice is losing to that.

>> No.67271608

>>67267048
Yeh u love tossing men

>> No.67271644

>>67269166
Shion has hips

>> No.67271648

>>67266082
Unironically at college anime clubs. They definitely won’t have a cute face though.

>> No.67271711

>>67266082
In asian countries. It's not even that rare, honestly. You're more likely to find an irl Gura than to find an irl Noel in most places.

>> No.67272060

>>67271644
Gura has hips that breed my children

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>> No.67273043

>>67268471
>Taking anything that Flares says seriously

>> No.67273492

>>67266427
holy fuck it's a real thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_sex_tourism
glowies better jail yall

>> No.67273541

>>67273492
yawn, call me when japan has hag sex tourism. hopefully with their demographics it'll be state subsidized.

>> No.67273963

>>67271608
There is nothing gay about plowing effeminate "men". You are literally forcing your masculinity into them.

>> No.67274236

>>67273963
Yet that other guy would probably be gay according to you too right?
You can't fuck a gay man and claim to not be gay

>> No.67275094

>>67273963
It's amazing the copes and excuses fags make to convince others they're not really fags honest!

>> No.67275155

>>67273541
>hag sex tourism
more like immigration

>> No.67276222

>>67266082
In third world countries where they have poor nutrition

>> No.67277331

I once had sex with a woman like that. Her body was really easy to manhandle

>> No.67277335

>>67274236
>>67275094
>somehow destroying other man's masculinity while making him moan with your dick as you paint his insides white is gay
Projecting much? Greeks were right and you know it.

>> No.67277890

>>67277335
Getting your dick sucked by a man or putting your penis inside a man's anus is gay

>> No.67277920

>>67277890
False. Being attracted to masculinity as a man is gay.

>> No.67277962
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>>67266082
But we don't want your kind here.

>> No.67278904

>>67277962
Every asian woman would rather have a below average white incel than any guy from their country

>> No.67278961

>>67278904
Cope, ameritard

>> No.67278964
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67278964

>not a loli
cover disagrees.

>> No.67279023

>>67273541
>he doesn’t know

>> No.67279220

>>67277335
>Greeks were right
Oh fuck off, of course the faggot believes in the "gay ancient greece" myth like all faggots

>> No.67279257

>>67277962
both versions of Bijou are not flat, pebblecucks are not welcome in cunny threads

>> No.67279347

>>67266131
Hebe is a cope term for lolicons in denial.

>> No.67279406

>>67278904
That's not entirely true fatass. But yeah keep dreaming, if Asian girls wanted your stinking fatass you'd be somewhere in some Asian country drowning in Asian vaginally fluids and not shitposting about your imaginary superiority in 4chan. Why aren't you there? What are you doing here book the first flight you see and go get you some pussy if you actually fucking believe the dumbshit you're saying retard.

>> No.67279464

>>67279406
Currently in process of getting WHV to Japan, had multiple shorter trips already.

>> No.67279505

>>67279464
Japanese girls have big feet though, I’d rather go to SEA (ToT)

>> No.67279555

>>67279220
>it's just a myth!
Did trad twitter accounts with greco roman statutes as profile pics tell you that

>> No.67279556

This is gonna end up on BrownVTMemes isn't it?

>> No.67279811

>>67279406
Nta but how is that an argument? He could be totally right, he just isn't there because turns out it isn't easy to travel half the globe

>> No.67279868

>>67279555
Fucking kek, the projection. Did twitter trannies with prnouns and flags in their name tell you that the greeks were all totally gay and allies and just silenced by modern historians?

>> No.67279928

>>67266460
god i hate how tiny this girl's face is relative to her massive fucking cheeks, it's not her fault, it's just very punchable for me

>> No.67280484
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67280484

>>67279811
Yes I'm sure Asian girls are soaking their panties in vaginal discharge for this guy. You burgers are by far the most delusional fan base in this shithole.

>> No.67280592

>>67280484
If he's not a poorfag, he could easily get a 8/10 SEA wife.

>> No.67281131

>>67280592
And only because the sea woman he's marrying will be using him for money then dump his ass once she extracted what she needed from him and such is the faith of people who like good ol burgerman here. You're nothing but door mats for shithole country women to use you for monetary gain and access for an us visa which once she obtains it you know what happens next divorce then back to chasing after the next foreign goldigger.

>> No.67281369

>>67280484
>ugly_bastard

>> No.67282633

>>67266082
Kobo irl is that body type

>> No.67282791

>>67280484
>Le strawman
Great, also it literally doesn't matter, he's white and also probably well off, he'd get 10 times more pussy in east asia than the west

>> No.67282875

>>67282791
If he can then why aren't you getting any pussy in Asia continents why are you still here shitposting about your imaginary superiority.

>> No.67283055

>>67282875
I didn't post that, but making some stupid argument about "why are you still here" as if you can just move continents like that is retarded

>> No.67283387

>>67283055
It's not retarded when all of you retards think you can just walk in Japan and fuck all the pussy you want and that there some rural feudal lord gifting their virgin daughters to you. I'm just asking to put your money where your mouth is and go to those Asian continents and get laid hell get marry for all I care. You can't shit post about your white superiority then curl into a ball and play victim when somebody asking you to go and prove it. Or is this another instance of you western whiteoids being full of shit like always

>> No.67283606

Another thread with "lolicons" dropping the act and confirming they're just outright pedophiles.
did you just get bored of pretending?

>> No.67283664

>>67266933
God imagine manhandling Kobo's tiny little child body ToT

>> No.67283701

>>67273541
Holy based..

>> No.67283878

>>67283387
You are just making up delusions of reality for a reason I cannot comprehend, if you can't understand something as simple as
>Walking into japan isn't that simple
then give up on life

>> No.67284068

>>67266082
The orphanage

>> No.67284105

>>67283387
Calm down Kumar, your seething won't change reality.

>> No.67284608

>>67268813
You don’t know what loli is

>> No.67285042

OP here. She needs to be white

>> No.67285129

>>67284105
And you'll incel problems won't magically disappear Elliot rogers.

>> No.67285929

>>67285129
>This post is ironic, right?

>> No.67289086

>>67273541
>call me when japan has hag sex tourism
I'm calling you right now. Check out escort sites. I just checked smooci, and there's 10 30+yo whores on call right now in Tokyo.

>> No.67289195

>>67289086
Yes, but will the state pay for me to start a family with them?

>> No.67289309

>>67289195
Fuck no. Even if you do start a family, you won't even be recognized as a citizen and will have to renew your visa every year. After 10 years of impeccable behavior, they might start to consider granting you citizenship, and only then will they even remotely think of giving you any kind of benefits.
Wish the west was like that too.

>> No.67289372

>>67289309
>what is getting a job

>> No.67289489

>>67289372
Same rules apply. Though it appears they lowered the threshold from 10 to 5 years.
https://www.moj.go.jp/ENGLISH/information/tnl-01.html
Article 5's the main one.

>> No.67289679

>>67266082
SEA or east asia and look for any girl under 5'0 in height
https://litter.catbox.moe/0myne0.jpg

>> No.67291194

>>67289679
Mother of cunny

>> No.67291440

>>67289679
ToT

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>>67266082
Spain

>> No.67292191

>>67289679
wtf mods remove this filth

>> No.67292229

>>67292191
shes like 23, remember following her on twitter a while ago
shes made bunch of stuff with her boyfriend

>> No.67292559

>>67292191
retarded american

>> No.67292674

>>67292229
damn whats her name?

>> No.67292725

>>67273963
True, as long as you don't moan or kiss them.

>> No.67292728

>>67292674
Her twitter handle is literally on the pic, but she's deleted all her socials cause retarded americans harassed and doxxed her for being short

>> No.67292818

>>67292728
damn that sucks

>> No.67293070

>>67292728
Looks like her stuff's been properly archived everywhere though. Right at the top of google.

>> No.67293934

>>67279464
looking forward to the crying post about how you aren't getting laid in Nipon

>> No.67294014

>>67282791
0 times any number is still 0
>>67284105
Funny that someone can feel superior after admitting that they have to live in another country just to get laid.

>> No.67294276

>>67289679
That's 150 cm, still 10 cm too tall

>> No.67294355

>>67266460
eyes aren't separated wide enough, mother should have drank more during pregnancy

>> No.67294426

>>67294276
she's shorter than the daki

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