/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

"Hey Faggots,

My name is Connor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to 2D models on YouTube.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my pole dance team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6682025
Ollie is my most disliked Holo, but I don’t even know why you keep making these threads

[Anonymous No.]

Based copypasta. Probably the only Connor post that could be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

based

[Anonymous No.]

>>6682025
How does he keep doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6682025
>Indog whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>6682025
>I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my pole dance team
My sides

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, cum-guzzlers!
My name is Connor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded cucks who spend every second of their day talking about dumbass shit. Why not do something better with your life, like sucking my cock? I got an 8-inch cock that's FAT. Nice 'n fat and I got it in my hand right now and it's…gettin' hard. I'll pig fuck you. You better beg for it! I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock. Balls rubbin' against your chin. I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum. And before I cum, I'm gonna squeeze ya nose, and you're gonna take it all. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than bitchin' here on this shitty message board all day? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fingering yourself to Twilight. So if you wanna get laid and feel like a woman for once in your life, hit me up. (No fatties or ugly chicks, which pretty much rules everyone out here I guess!) I got washboard abs, chiseled features, 6"2, black hair and piercing blue eyes. I can fuck the shit out of you at a moments notice and within ten minutes ready to go again after I cum. You'd be wet instantaneously the moment you see me. I turn lesbians straight, I can eat a peach for hours. I teach lesbians how to eat pussy. So come at me you tards.
Connor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6682025
Previous thread >>6656252

[Anonymous No.]

it's because he's british isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6682380
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>6683101
*white

[Anonymous No.]

Cool copypasta faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>6683101
You mean ollie and her thirst for white cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6683310
ironic you say that after she said she wanted to play Apex with Kizzie. Just say she isn't gay and be done with it. If anything Ollie strikes me as a hardcore bisexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6683388
Oh definitely
I think ollie mainly likes meeting new people and ecelebs rather than being out to bang the world

[Anonymous No.]

>Gigguk was driving his car, grinning from side to side, with Mori in the passenger seat
>She was exhausted, with a face still marked by the pleasure by the rough sex session they had
>Gigguk: Hey, we're already at your house
>Mori came out of the car, but her dripping legs were so weak she fell to the floor before even reaching the door
>Gigguk didn't care, and closed his door
>Mori: Bye~ I-I hope you come to "play" with your boy soon~
>Gigguk, grinning: Oh boy, I'll sure come back
>He pressed the accelerator while Mori was struggling to drag herself to the door
>Gigguk drove all the way to the Trash Taste HQ
>There, Connor and Joey were waiting for him
>Connor: What's up? How did things go?
>Gigguk: Excelent, OUR boy has grown a lot, do you remember the first time we met?
>Connor: hahaha yeah, she was still as a plank. I had to tell her it wasn't going to suck itself. Then when she started sucking it you two entered her in her lower holes by surprise
>Gigguk: Hahahah she was really surprised by still never tried to stop us
>Connor: I remember the Cover staff standing there, looking at us.
>Gigguk: They must have wanted to just go home and fap with some porn
>Joey: Nice, our plan of destroying Hololive and fucking every single one of them is finally coming to fruition heheheh
>Connor: Hell yeah, we have waited a loooong time, but things are finally starting to look our way, now we have 2 assets
>Joey: All the networking and grooming we did in these months is showing its results heheh
>Gigguk laughs too and brings his phone out and send Mori's sex and creampie pics to their Discord channel
>They had a Discord channel called HoloSex, where, besides them, there were other famous e-celebs who wanted to destroy Hololive, like Sykkuno, Pokimane and their gang, all the VShoujos except Gigguk's wife, Nijisanji's president and even Xi Jimping himself, etc.
>Gigguk received a ping, someone replied to him
>Sykunno: Oh that must have felt so good, how are you doing? Have you convinced her to make the other girls more "open" for collabs? I want to feel Gura's footpussy around my dick so hard
>Gigguk: Don't worry, with patience, Hololive will surely be ours
>He put away his phone, and got back to talk with the TT guys
>Joey: And as always, those incels at /vt/ are seething
>Connor: lmao, this would be boring if they didn't, I always look forward to their reaction whenever I show up
>Gigguk: lol so true, are you prepared for your flight to Indonesia?
>Connor: Yes, I'm ready, it's time for some "colonization"
>The three of them laughed in unison as if they were happy merchants and kept discussing about how to infiltrate and ruin Hololive and how /vt/ would seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>6682025
aghh! Cannur-sama, I kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6683559
>>They had a Discord channel called HoloSex, where, besides them, there were other famous e-celebs who wanted to destroy Hololive, like Sykkuno, Pokimane and their gang, all the VShoujos except Gigguk's wife, Nijisanji's president and even Xi Jimping himself, etc.
I'm in orbit

[Anonymous No.]

Weak, if you're going to write a Connor copypasta you need about 7 more references to memes he's seen this week.