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66660702 No.66660702 [Reply] [Original]

Pippa says to remember to wash your penis.

>> No.66660808

Knowing how this board behaved, they'll do the exact opposite just because it's Pippa

>> No.66660898

>>66660808
*Behaves

>> No.66661097

>>66660808
Well it's the only excuse they have left in keeping circumcision around. Women keep their junk clean. (Usually)

>> No.66661212

>>66660702
My oshi prefers smegma

>> No.66661437

>>66660808
She can wash mine with her mouth if she wants

>> No.66662227

>>66660702
I shower like 3 to 4 times a day

>> No.66662464

>>66661437
No, that's part of the point. No one will suck your filthy dick but another guy into that shit

>> No.66663851

>>66662227
Ok pagpag

>> No.66664156

>>66662464
Suck it Pippa and shut the fuck up slut.

>> No.66664527

>>66663851
??

>> No.66664767

>>66660702
Anyone else take a shower after they masturbate cause it smells too strong?

>> No.66665778
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66665778

>>66664767
Unironically I cum multiple times per day, don't wipe it off and just leave it in my underwear.

>> No.66666168

>>66664156
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

>> No.66666199

>>66665778 did you really need to tell us that? I get there are no consequences to post like this but come on man, have some class.

>> No.66666271

>>66666168
You won't be saying much with cock in your mouth if you keep this up woman.

>> No.66666347

>>66665778
KEK you win the internet tonight

>> No.66666459
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>>66666199
I mean its pretty relevant to what that anon was saying

>> No.66666525

>>66665778
I guess if you live alone and never leave your house or have people over this isn't the worst thing possible. Still disgusting though

>> No.66666646

>>66666525
I don't even want to know what his room smells like.

>> No.66666783

>>66665778
I used to be like this but the dampness gets unpleasant.

>> No.66667112

>>66666271
You won't be saying much with a bullet through your skull.

>> No.66667299

>>66667112
I'll die but my dick will still be in your mouth Pippa so I win even in death.

>> No.66667684
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>>66666525
I've had people over pretty regularly for board game/dnd nights/random get togethers for years and no one's really said anything, ofc I'll shower when I go out too. Usually just spray a shit ton of febreze or light a candle or whatever before I have people over.

Wonder if they all collectively smell something and just have never said anything.

>> No.66669476

>>66660702
Pippa would sooner tell everyone that not bathing for 10 days is based cause her mongrels are unwashed

Fuck pippa

>> No.66669884

>>66667684
How come everybody who's fucking disgusting spends a lot on shit like febreze. deodorant, perfume etc? Why do all that when you can just take a fucking bath?

I wonder if being disgusting is a question of technology?

>> No.66670184

>>66669884
NTA but I’m an autist and water is something thats fairly uncomfortable for me, supposedly it’s a common symptom of autism.

>> No.66670684

this doesn't make any sense
if you're washing regularly, why would you skip over your penis?
if you aren't, the more pertinent advice would be to wash at all

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>>66669884
>How come everybody who's fucking disgusting spends a lot on shit like febreze. deodorant, perfume etc?
To cover up the smell of my semen, anon.

>> No.66671386

>>66669884
I remember when I used to have a great sense of smell but that was only when I was a kid. I imagine girls have those heightened senses, like they can pick out sweat that is from a fat guy, odors attached to clothing cause they are all about that, etc. I know families with dogs had houses that smelled completely different, along with rooms that use little freshners and are just aired out properly compared to stuffy houses.

>> No.66672513

>>66660702
Too busy cumming in my sister

>> No.66672676

>>66667112
Pippa your rancid mouth is a good match for my rancid cock.

>> No.66673110

>>66669884
Theres also the fact soaps and shampoos kill bacteria and emulsify oils away. Deoderants don't do that

>> No.66676479
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66676479

>>66660702
I don't have time, I promised Uruka I would keep my dick in her 23 hours a day. I'm so tired. Don't send help.

>> No.66680737

>>66660702
I'm not taking advice from someone who never showers and has mold growing on her skin.

>> No.66680782

>>66660702
Thanks Pippa. Very cool.

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