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66252822 No.66252822 [Reply] [Original]

> Hello, handsome.
> What a day, huh?
> You look lonely.
> I can fix that.

>> No.66253256

Are vtubers really meant to be pretend wives?

>> No.66253331

>>66252822
no kronii i am going to do whatever i want and have fun by not watching you.

>> No.66253375

>>66252822
Vesper is so lucky

>> No.66253479

>>66252822
>don't you have female friends?

>> No.66253782

>>66253256
Yes. They are the equivalent of geisha on the internet. They sing, they dance, and they chat with their predominantly male customers to make them feel less lonely.

>> No.66253869
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66253869

>>66252822
I'm ok I already have Mori

>> No.66256336

Kronii talking to the guy she said she gave her number to at the airport, or the guy that comes to her house to 'repair' stuff.

>> No.66256405

>>66253256
>year of the Lord 2024
how new? go back.

>> No.66257105

>>66253256
Only if they’re my pretend wives, not anyone else’s

>> No.66257379

>>66256336
You must watch her a lot to know about all of her secret boyfriends, cuck

>> No.66257714

>>66253256
They are online geishas of sorts, all chuubas are gfe in a way.

>> No.66257748

>>66253256
Yes, except for my oshi, who is my actual wife

>> No.66257854

>>66253256
I wonder how many guys watch vtubers just to hear a womens voice in a non school/work context

>> No.66259486
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66259486

>>66252822
>G'day, cunt.
>Wat a day, huh?
>Ya look fahkin' lonely. Oi can fix that.
>Ya look liyyke a good Fred.

>> No.66259729

>>66259486
H-hot

>> No.66260136

>>66252822
>You look lonely
>I can hate you for that
fixed

>> No.66260617
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66260617

>>66252822
>hoo hoo hoo

*Tea kettle sound*

>> No.66260929

>>66260136
Based. Lonely men deserve to be bullied into suicide.

>> No.66261565
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66261565

Hey there overseas man

>> No.66261856

>>66252822
>Pissing all by yourself?

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66262107

>>66257854
I do. Deleted my blogpost but pic related has a nice membership voice- everything else is a bonus.

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66262429

>>66261856

>> No.66262543

>>66252822
You won't fool me ever again Kronii

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66262612

>>66256336
>You will never repair Kronii's leaky faucet
It's over...

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66263104

>>66252822
Literally me

>> No.66263113

>>66253256
at least holos are, yes

>> No.66263384

>>66263104
> I drive into people's cars

>> No.66263566

How has nobody posted the guy from holofes and laplus

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