/vag/ Vtuber Apartment General

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to the Vtuber Apartment Complex

Peering out of your apartment's window, you can see two infinites. Upwards, some light from a forgotten sky can just about reach your eyeballs. Downwards, a bottomless pit echoes unknown noises, mundane and strange. In between, countless floors with all manner of odd inhabitants and happenings. Those trapped are bound to be /here/ forever. これが世界だ
Lamys roam the floors trying to find the next prey to /become/, architects forcefeed the thin, Ichimin party hard while SSRB try to enforce what little order they can uphold.

Come and join in this strange tale of /vt/ and add your own chapter to its pages.

Previous Complex: >>64270512

[Anonymous No.]

We might have lost, but this sleep deprieved fuck still went pretty damn far

[Anonymous No.]

the snow feels nice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>65193276
for fucks sake, how often do we have to tell you saplings to stop climbing on top of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

can you stop plastering pink woman ads on the community board? I Know most shit there are ads anyways but Improvements start with oneself

[Anonymous No.]

>>65193835
but I need sunlight, there's barely any filtering down...

[Anonymous No.]

don't forget to properly hydrate in the winter time, i got some water bottles if anyone needs some

[Anonymous No.]

>>65195440
I am not drinking ANYTHING that comes out of your blue fuck hands

[Anonymous No.]

So which floor is the Christmas party on this year? I bought some Lamy Water for everybody!

[Anonymous No.]

>>65196299
seems the party is at the /hfz/ floors

[Anonymous No.]

>vag

[Anonymous No.]

>>65193262
Is he finally at peace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65198825
Yes. Probably for good...

[Anonymous No.]

>>65198440
Their floors are so weird to me. They seem completely abandoned for a whole month and then out of nowhere there are tons of people holding festivities for a day or two, and then they just disappear for a month again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65193276
Baby it's cold outside

[Anonymous No.]

lamysisters, do we have functioning reproductive organs? can we get pregnant? do we match Lamy's cycle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65192354
Suicide party on the top floor! All are welcome regardless of your vtuber tribe! We are offering everyone a free push!

[Anonymous No.]

>>65205069
>top floor
how the FUCK did you get up there

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder if you are going to visit the indie floor - wear lead clothing, all those Manhattans WILL give you cancer

[Anonymous No.]

I'm learning how to draw so I can draw my oshi as a giantess tearing the building down and swallowing me whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65205601
Easy! I set fire on the lower floors and the long stairs and whatever is in our way suddenly don't matter anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about those rooftops. Thinking about how good it must feel to squeeb on those rooftops. Thinking about how good it would feel to be squeebing on those rooftops right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65208450
THE.
ROOFTOPS.
ARE.
NOT.
REAL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65207464
>>65208450
YOU CAN'T GET TO THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS, THE DAMN TOWER GOES UP FOREVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>65210472
>>65211930
IT HAS ONE NOW BECAUSE THE TOWER GOT FUCKING 9/11ed

[Anonymous No.]

>>65212339
you are getting 9/11 if you don't shut yer trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>65193262
aw man

[Anonymous No.]

Who authorized this new stairwell on the 32nd floor? Where does it even lead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65214101
you are getting throw off the top you gay faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>65218041
try and stop me

[Anonymous No.]

The /hfz/ floor is conducting a survey on the recent tournament and would appreciate it if you filled it out.
>>65216134

[Anonymous No.]

>>65210472
>>65211930
A Sapling has a right to dream.

[Anonymous No.]

/vag/ needs resuscitation

[Anonymous No.]

Can any of guys hook me up with some weapons and armor? My SSRB roommate went missing weeks ago after he and his squad went to the Takodachi floor and I owe that guy my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65235224
All you need a crowbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>65207103
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.]

HELLOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TENANTS
In celebration for this wonderful event, free sake shall be delivered to your rooms.

[Anonymous No.]

So what happens if we have the Lamys and Pomus get into a turf war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65241446
The geneva convention shall be violated

[Anonymous No.]

>>65235224
Oh you seem like you need to....getb some help. Pemaloe has wares if you have holocoin pebble

[Anonymous No.]

Hello tenants, apologies for the poor heating during these chilly winters, saplings have invaded the HVAC systems on the roofs and are lying on the vents. Worry not though, we are currently purging them with hot fire and auntie risu.

also im glad to see people are keeping up with the quarter-monthly tradition of vt towers

[Anonymous No.]

We appear to have a big lamy and sapling outbreak at the same time. Saplings go in the pot but u wouldn't eat a lamy. Careful out there neighbours

[Anonymous No.]

WILL THE SSRBS ON FLOOR 36 STOP SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY IN RUSSIAN AND EXPLODING ALL NIGHT?

I CAN HEAR YOU LITTLE SHITS ALL THE WAY UP ON FLOOR 369 GO WATCH BOTAN BE AMAZING INSTEAD OR SOMETHING, FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas from the Korean floors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>65244060
I think they're having another civil war over Bra or Braless again

[Anonymous No.]

>>65241446
Hopefully they just kill each other off. But knowing this place, they'd probably unite with each other and produce Lamy-Pomu hybrids and then we're all fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Complementary Christmas Coffee & Chicken Soup on the food hall lads, this time sugar packets & single-use utensils are provided

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the horsey noises coming from? I'm trying to hibernate until the next Shion stream over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65248670
Wow, free sugar packets? This'll be my first non-human-based calories in weeks...

[Anonymous No.]

Hey floor 2246 maintiance here and reporting on the power failures. The Chumbies cryo sleep chambers arent a bad idea but their sheer numbers are causing a massive power drain, The new Advent bloc has helped mitigate that but we just need them to not all try and sleep at once and then it will be fine. Just tough it and hang in there maybe enjoy the rest of the complex while you wait and things wont be so bad. Theres a UUOOAAHH festival going only 2 floors down that could actually use you guys right now too

[Anonymous No.]

>>65250160
Saplings aren't human, you can eat them all you want, you'd be making everyone a favour even

[Anonymous No.]

SOMEBODY STOLE MY FUCKING CROWBAR, I USE IT OPEN MY BATHROOM AFTER A FAT TAKODACHI HOBOED AT MY ROOM AND SLEPT IN FRONT OF THE BATHROOM DOOR

FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Ahem but I have an announcement to make

MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU

[Anonymous No.]

>>65252496
>Gives you a figgy pudding for the carol

Thanks for making the floor a little more festive

[Anonymous No.]

>>65252496
SHUT THE FUCK UP, LET ME FUCKING SLEEP AT LEAST ON THE FUCKING CHRISTMAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>65254557
bitch you got a full night sleep just last night thanks to sana

[Anonymous No.]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A TRAIL OF NUTS SPREAD ABOUT THE 45TH FLOOR I ALMOST SLIPPED AND BROKE MY NECK

[Anonymous No.]

>>65217878
tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>65256036
>he thinks there's only one guy suffering from sleep deprivation in the tower
I'm pretty sure that particular guy is fucking dead

[Anonymous No.]

if you guys are sleep deprived i don't mind offering a lappillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>65256717
Risu is getting a bit silly these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>65258978
I'm desperate enough to consider it at this point. I just need to know whether you Lamies have real boobs or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>65262469
>accept offer
>fall asleep
>Lamy gives you some water while sleeping
>???????????????
for fuck sake anon, never lower your guard when close to a Lamy, it's on page 324 of the building's harmonic coexistence pamphlet, try to get halfway trough it atleast, we can't afford expanding the water farms again

[Anonymous No.]

>>65264969
>it's on page 324 of the building's harmonic coexistence pamphlet
I don't think there's a single person in this tower who have read or even heard of this damn pamphlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>65266507
I'm sorry... it's just that it's christmas and by page 35 after the anti harassment guidelines the manual praises the christmas miracle of 2017, and I just can't help but feel moved and can't read anymore...

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>>65256717
>WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A TRAIL OF NUTS SPREAD ABOUT THE 45TH FLOOR
Uh, exactly what kind of nuts are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65270113
It's Risus fault in both cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>65270984
Naw dat doesnt happen at all. Clearly I can see your nuts UWEHEHEHEHE

[Anonymous No.]

management would like to reassure all saplings that no such thign as an "aunt risu" exists in the tower

[Anonymous No.]

>>65275328
>another day, another "there are no chuubas in the tower" psyop from the tower administration

[Anonymous No.]

>>65244573
>Merry Christmas from the Korean floors!
Just wait for the new year suprise

[Anonymous No.]

>>65276441
Can you go bomb the Takodachi floors or something instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65258978
Thank you auntie Lamy but I cant fall asleep without Mommy Fauna. Can you keep me company until she comes back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65275328
That's a relief, I'm glad I can roam the halls in my ass-less chaps without a worry now captcha vyn4pp

[Anonymous No.]

>>65282174
its okay, take as long as you need to

[Anonymous No.]

>>65258978
this post glows

[Anonymous No.]

>>65192354
>>65193276
Such a liminal picture but the trash takes from it.

[Anonymous No.]

what floor do the hags live on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65288123
Not sure nobody really knows where everything is but ive seen a few maps over the years showing where I am now and things around us up to a certain extent. I got a theory the numbers we are using are bunk though and there is no floor 1 or anything like that and people just use numbers that others are using so far away nobody checks what is what

Anyways I got some info though. Apparently 4 floors down from here is a floor thats completely flooded and everyone lives on makeshift rafts made from scraps. Apparently big booty-ied pirate hags cruise the seas looking for plunder usually of the Shota variety but they will take what they can get. Check there first worst casen scenerio they may have saiiled around to other floors and know more than Ido from walking around

[Anonymous No.]

>>65214101
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, you won't believe it... I actually ended up spending the night with a decent looking fujo and even got to lose my v-card... strangest and best Christmas I've had in this goddamn tower yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65295881
how's your butthole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65258846
He fought to get some rest. He died for our sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65296096
Intact. I can't say the same for the fujo's, however.

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>>65244060
Sorry about that, we're having a Lamy infestation at floor 36. Explosives has just been approved for usage so the SSRBs are using them freely.
Stay safe, citizen. May our goddess Botan bless your shots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65295881
what's his name?

[Se/k/urity Guard No.]

day 1 as the local se/k/urity guard
>>65217878
thats my office, the birds name is orin. he likes peanut butter.
>>65235224
check the chumbud's level. probably some guns leftover after they all commited suicide from chuuba withdrawal
>>65241092
send some down to the 32nd floor if you got any left.

currently accepting intern applications. put your name, affilitation, and how many days since you last took your meds in the application

[Anonymous No.]

>>65299679
>accepting any drinks from unidentified sources
I guess we have to call in the SSRBs to clear out the guard's office now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65299679
>check the chumbud's level. probably some guns leftover after they all commited suicide from chuuba withdrawal
>>65251661
>Hey floor 2246 maintiance here and reporting on the power failures. The Chumbies cryo sleep chambers arent a bad idea but their sheer numbers are causing a massive power drain, The new Advent bloc has helped mitigate that but we just need them to not all try and sleep at once and then it will be fine. Just tough it and hang in there maybe enjoy the rest of the complex while you wait and things wont be so bad. Theres a UUOOAAHH festival going only 2 floors down that could actually use you guys right now too
Which one of you lying? What is ACTUALLY going on at Chumbud's floor? This isn't the first time I'm hearing conflicting stories

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>>65300563
>What is ACTUALLY going on at Chumbud's floor?
The only thing regarding the chumbud's floor from the SSRBs is to not go there, a SSRB friend said that whats in that floor is not worth exploring.
I heard there is some folks stationed there for some reason but what they do there is a mystery.

[se/k/urity guard No.]

>>65300333
im ok *cough* *cough* fucker tried to poison me but i sniffed it first and didnt drink any. god my quarters smell like bleach and piss right now.

on an unrelated note, does anyone want fresh meat? you need to come down to my quarters on floor 32 in an hour or ill feed it to orin

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>>65300563
No, he's not wrong. There are definitely Chumbud cryo pods there as well as a few holdout that have been committing ritual suicide here and there. My Lunaito roommate checked it out earlier and told me all about it.

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>>65300563
Reports of the Chumbies deaths have been greatly exaggerated. Oh sure a bunch have commited suicide but do you know just how many there are? The Cryopods are just a solution we found all in exchange for a few of us for experimentation by Koyolabs. Its fine too we have reserves

[se/k/urity guard No.]

>>65300563
i went through all the floors on my first day, it was deserted with the expetion of a few people. mostly i found corpses. if there is anything beyond that, i have no idea

[Anonymous No.]

Pebble that lost his SSRB roommate here. I managed to find what was left of my roommie and his squad and I think it involved some sort of suicide attack on a Tako stronghold but I'm not 100% sure. Anyways, if anyone wants take over his old room then just hit me up. We share a floor with a bunch of laid back Hoshiyomis.

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>>65304196
Heyim part of a wandering troupe of Omaru-za that got stuck in that area. Those Takos went nuts last year going completely feral during Inas hiatus and never recovered. We got stuck there and are only alive today because your friends crew attacked them. I dont know if they were out to save us or but at the very least we think they are heroes

[Anonymous No.]

>>65305031
I'll call up some Pioneers to help get you guys outta that block, they know their way around this place.

[se/k/urity guard No.]

WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN FEEDING ORIN ROCKS HE IS POOPING ROCKS AND I AM VERY CONCERNED

IF I FIND OUT WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS THAT HAS BEEN DOING THIS I WILL THROW YOU INTO THE ABYSS

sidenote: i am accepting 2 applications for se/k/urity trainees and the meat s no longer availible

[Anonymous No.]

If you can make the hike come to ID zone floor 6969. It is a holy site and the Pemaloe have built a shopping mall like nothing else in the complex. Since we do nothing all day but scavange grind and craft material we have pretty much anything you could imagine and (Since we dont want stock piling up) we have good prices. Need plumbing gear? Got it. Pool floaties? We got a guy. Chainsaws? in normal and baby sizes. Socks? You better beleeb it

We also do barter and I personally am willing to trade old transistor radios for as many pop rocks as you have. Remember Pemaloe has wares if you have coins so come on down and get some help

[Anonymous No.]

>>65193262
>>65199099
>>65258846
May he rest in peace

[se/k/urity guard No.]

>>65307612
ill be up in a few hours. once orin gets the last rocks out of his system, ill try to get him to fly me up. open a big window. im gonna need a buunch of stuff, what should i bring to trade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65308887
Right now? Prostetic limbs are popular with all the SSRB activity. Shoes will fetch a good price. Brats came through looking for coffee and we would like it for next week when they return. scrap metal and 3 quarter Samoflanges you have are our top priority though. Holocoins are always welcome too just not for us Sukonbu want them for gambling

and pop rocks. I need them for my own purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>65307612
Booze please. That gotta be the only stuff I don't have to worry about being spiked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65313336
>That gotta be the only stuff I don't have to worry about being spiked.
If they're from a Lamy, its 100% spiked

[Anonymous No.]

>>65313484
Yea and how much of the stuff in the main floors can you be sure they didn't fuck with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65313553
There are things that they can't fuck with.
Certain areas are mostly safe, the floors run by the Pemaloes are known to be very safe.
If you go to the bar and the bar master is there, its safe, if anyone else is serving drinks there, the bar is compromised and you should leave.
If you encounter the SSRB patrols, they're safe as well, be nice to them and they'll gladly give you a portion of the rations they have.
Saplings are harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65313939
>Saplings are harmless.
Not if you happen to live near their nests and want to have a good night of sleep.