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For the last thirty years, I have been flying to every country in south east Asia impregnating countless women. From cucking to raping to "accidentaly" not wearing a condom, bla bla so on and so forth. The point is, I have created this board. The Niji, numbers, Phase, and Stars generals, not to mention the countless bait threads that appear on this board every single day? All of the anons who make these posts are my sons. Do you not get it? I made this place what it is. It is thanks to me that this board is so active (and terrible) in the first place. I should be properly compensated for this, do you not think so?

>"Too long did not read."
I fucked your mom.

>> No.65040040

you should get some real life friends

>> No.65040094

incel virgin LARP

>> No.65040146
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>> No.65040198

>>65039965
Nice story bongbong

>> No.65040199

>>65039965
Sounds like typical schizo bullshit.

>> No.65040204

dad I want a new ps5

>> No.65040240
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Migo get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong suityan?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed pekola yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey usada!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
miko unbuckles her belt, her flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh
Miko please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
miko kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished pekora as she squats over her face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor pekora can only stare up at the now widening pucker of sakura miko
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPOOPPBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH MIKO PLE-
PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP
I-I’m gonna be sick again... miko please let me g-
BRREAPPPPOPO POPFTTFTR
Mmmhmm yeah usada eat that shit! God I feel like when I met kuroi shiba that one time at the nijisanji collab! Oh FUCK peko here comes the motherlode!
you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from mikos stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart mikos elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear pekora, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over pekoras teeth
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- m-Mik-
BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp
pekora looks near death as she chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with her face, she swallows every chunk, her face pale and her eyes blurred
Wheeze, cough... miko please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
miko lowers her behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of pekoras face like a downpour, enveloping her every sense
Time for desert usada
BRRRAAAAPPPPPP
The toxic cloud pierces pekoras nervous system to the core, and she slowly suffocates on mikos fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*

>> No.65040249

Either this >>65040040 or rope.

>> No.65041161

>>65039965
Fuck you, do you understand how much sleep you've made me lose over the years? You're too fucking loud.

>> No.65041359

are you that jew youtuber who got banned from entering Japan ?

>> No.65041717

>>65039965
You know there was an American guy doing this and he had a youtube channel where he showed all the girls from all of Asia he had sex with. He got so famous he was even on the news in China, Japan, Korea, etc. telling women to stay away from him and then youtube banned his channel. Dude wasn't even that good looking but he was white and fit. It seems that's all it takes to bang hundreds of Asian chicks.

>> No.65041806

>>65039965
Explains why all SEA are retarded

>> No.65041880

>>65041717
can confirm. op might actually be my dad...

>> No.65042107

>>65039965
this explains why everyone is either retarded or schizo

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