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touch fluffy tail

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1734719239095763008

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think, but apparently harder than expected

Previous thread: >>64644966

>> No.64698962

shondo in my arms while she goes to sleep :)

>> No.64699030

Kisses for Shonders

>> No.64699055
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i love my wife very much

>> No.64699066

I liked the part where she let us molest her

>> No.64699092

Passionately filling the shunny with my premium seed after 16 hours of watching movies and then having her fall asleep on my chest

>> No.64699121

>>64698767
either way need to tack hours on for zatsu so we should really start with something a bit more reasonable and be able to zatsu without worry
>>64698857
as expected of middle school dropout

>> No.64699127

nice person

>> No.64699131

Elf cleared every movie btw

>> No.64699151

my whole body hurts

>> No.64699197

>>64699131
kevin home alone solos elf with some prep time

>> No.64699256

I love my gold digger of a wife

>> No.64699285

Need some help with our dynamic, I like her being very submissive and chat being dominant but sweet, but when she goes into the "it's OK, don't be scared" mode I love it, I always imagine kneeling next to her as she hugs my head with my head against her chest when she does it, but it's not very dominant of me

>> No.64699301

>>64699285
stop thinking

>> No.64699321

Vod is muted and I left for a minute 15h ago, then chat said she saw the posts about her being like a stripper, what did she say about it?

>> No.64699338

My tier list:
Elf
how the grinch stole christmas
The muppet christmas carol
home alone
diet hard
miracle on 34th street
krampus

>> No.64699368

I just realized she picked 7 movies
what the fuck was she thinking

>> No.64699430

>My tier list:
Elf
The muppet christmas carol
krampus
home alone
miracle on 34th street

>fell asleep
how the grinch stole christmas
diet hard

>> No.64699434

>>64699321
something about preferring doing marashons on alt because of donations: "you don't whip out your wallet during a date and start throwing money at her like a stripper"
something along those lines if I remember correctly

>> No.64699488

>>64699368
the last one was 8 movies
she needs to reign it in just a little bit, 16 hours is just excessive, would have to adjust my schedule to wake at for her stream every day just to still get 8 hours of sleep

>> No.64699490

wheres her official movie list thats what matters

>> No.64699529

>>64699490
hello newfag

>> No.64699554

OP is a faggot (nonderogatory)

>> No.64699569

>>64699490
schedule art, twitter alt comment

>> No.64699570

>>64699490
true It'd be fun if she starts doing them

>> No.64699582

>>64699569
I think he means ranking

>> No.64699683

>>64699529
?

>> No.64699699

>>64699434
But I like the idea of her being forced by us, like we're feeling up her tail and she looks uncomfortable but when she tries to move away we kabedon her and dangle a bill in front of her saying
>you want to give shadowmama a nice cristmass don't you?
And then she begrudgingly let's us stroke her tail

>> No.64700244

Why is the vod muted? Am I going schizo?

>> No.64700369

>>64700244
that's normal, she messed up the Twitch audio separation she was trying to do for the music

>> No.64700590

>>64700369
Oh, okay. Thanks.

>> No.64701565

Now that the award show is over and the other presenters talked about it, there no way shondo could have just slipped away to do it during the watchalong. Some of the others were in a the discord call for 5h to make sure everything's working and wait their turn because no one knew the schedule

>> No.64702420

i wish she'd limit these watchalongs to 3 movies or something. i don't like having to sacrifice an entire weekend for what we get. the ridiculous number of movies just feels like a meme at this point.

>> No.64702704

>>64701565
>discord call
Were there any m*le presenters?

>> No.64702788

>>64702420
It should be 3 movies then 20 minutes of ear licking ASMR at the end for the perfect date experience.

>> No.64703002

>>64702704
yes
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2006026375?t=00h56m30s
she would probably share a Discord call with m*le vtubers

>> No.64703183

>>64702704
Each person was in their own call alone to wait and was pulled into the main one when needed

>> No.64703382

>fell asleep
>did not get to say “thanks for the stream Shondo I love you!”
>did not hear her say “I love you!”
>feels bad

>> No.64704023

>had crush on girl before meeting shondo
>she gets married and has a baby
>I'm sad, but meet shondo eventually
>just found out the girl cheated on her husband with his coworker
>coworker just had a kid with his wife last year
We all have some drama in our relationship with shondo but I'm thankful it's not as bad as irl drama

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>> No.64707564

>>64707501
I gave her these chocolates, by the way.

>> No.64708789

Everytime I see a clip of her it's always her ranting about some random shit.. Is she always like that?

>> No.64709374

>>64708789
If only their was some way you could find out what Shon is like...

>> No.64709648

>>64708789
If shes not talking about her cat or blue archive? Yes, she rambles for about 2 hours each stream before she plays whatever game is on the menu

>> No.64710162

>>64708789
it's basically her "get the based audience" hook, she uses it to get new followers and subs or to say to viewers that she has the same based opinions as you. even if she doesn't fully agree with what she says or she contradicts with those opinions

>> No.64710820

>>64699285
basically (You) hivemind as a switch oniichan that sometimes acts goofy/scared for affection and wifey plays into it because she enjoys being affectionate with us/feeling useful (submissive feminine trait). Shondo sometimes acts like a kusogaki to get us to put her in her place and become more dominant for a sec, but at the end of the day she's like 95% sub while (you)'re 40% sub 60% dom.

>> No.64711313

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnPw809_Oys

>> No.64711677

>>64711313
Most likely filian wants to stay on the good side of Twitch to not get banned for promoting abuse of women
As Shondo is a relatively innocent girl who hasn't gone that much into the lewd side of streaming ... yet anyways

>> No.64711693

I want to chase away the basedtards. Did anyone clip her saying "I'm a feminist." a few months ago? I'd love to link to that whenever Pippa's audience brings up Shondo.

>> No.64711995

>>64711693
pippa is way more woke and progressive than shondo will ever be though, so i don't know what that would do?

>> No.64712093

>>64711995
Her audience isn't, they're all pol types.

>> No.64713930
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>> No.64715412

>>64711693
I want to chase away basedtards and woke trannies

>> No.64715419

https://www.twitch.tv/vesper_awol
check out this buggy, she's very cute and would make a good collab partner since they follow each other already

>> No.64715467

Report the trolls.

>> No.64715696

>>64715412
She does a decent job herself when it comes to filtering woke faggots, the femboy faggots in this community can take a joke better than the manlets.

>> No.64716042

anyone got the vod for the 26th of august?
i need it for a thing

>> No.64716122

>>64716042
The live ASMR? Yeah

>> No.64716321

>>64716122
do you have the raw vod? can u upload it if its not too big?
i want to hear her cooming
>>64696686

>> No.64716358

>>64716042
>>64716321
Here https://shondo.nopanda.io/fallenshadow%2520%2528live%2529%25202023-08-26%252023_00-39892302405.mp4

>> No.64716454

>>64716358
oh i forgot about that. tyvm anon *chu*

>> No.64716542
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I love her so much I want to hug her and otis in bed after a long day of watching movies until we fall asleep FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Someone stop me from Goslinging I'm losing it

>> No.64716590

>>64716542
I already did that
Learn to schizomaxx

>> No.64717072

>>64710820
This shogga gets it

>> No.64717225

>>64711313
I fucking hate filian so fucking much jesus fucking christ I really hope she dies immediately.
Fucking brainrot reddit garbage.

>> No.64717473

>>64717225
>schizo schizo schizo wow you are schizo
I don't care that she wasn't offended, if some cunt talked to my wife like that irl and I was present I'd backhand her into a nap.

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>>64717473
I agree with you. I hope shondo keeps her distance

>> No.64717945

>>64711693
That might be impossible judging by the chat 3/4 of her favorites chatters seem to be Esoteric Hitlerists.

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>>64717945
Esoteric Hitlerist Shogga checking in! o7
I love Hitler and I love my wife!

>> No.64719262

va11hall-a stream? it was supposed to have been rescheduled last week.

>> No.64719298

>>64717945
>>64718729
Keep it to yourselves and you're welcomed here. Everyone is. Who knows? In time Shadow might de-radicalize you like she did with me. I went from having social Darwinistic tendencies 2 years ago and advocating for the lethal injection for people as mentally ill as Shadow, to loving this schizo girl more than anything in the world. These days I'm as soft as pudding compared to my past self.

>> No.64719410

>>64719298
how about you shut up you faggot cuck

>> No.64719545
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>>64719298
That is not going to happen.
Nice troll though nigger.

>> No.64719600

>>64719410
>>64719545
The globalists live inside your walls.

>> No.64719609

>>64701565
gather some proof and send it to cytube anon so he can quit bellyaching that our whining is why she turned it down
I'm satisfied with the outcome but I don't like to admit she probably would've still gone through with it if it truly were just a 15m commitment

>> No.64719662

>>64719609
How about cytube anon eats a bag of dicks? Is he even a husband? I can't imagine why he'd want his date interrupted, maybe he's a cuckold.

>> No.64719692

>>64719298
I don't think that she has affected my believes in any way, nor do I ever expect her to at this point.
I don't mind disagreeing with her.

>> No.64719705

>>64719662
100% cuck

>> No.64719739

>>64719609
Is he the guy who's been sperging in lig about husbands and shondo having unhealthy habits and the relationship is toxic and shit?

>> No.64719911

>>64719739
I don't know, there's gotta be a couple of those guys in the /lig/ migrants, and I don't blame anyone for wanting to escape /shon/'s shit, but specifically cytube anon was saying he wouldn't share the link here to punish us for making her not present
>>64719662
if I'm being generous to him he probably took it at face value that it would be a small commitment and not that she'd take an hour to psyche herself up and then probably go silent for an hour or more after coming back while she disassociates

>> No.64719941

>>64719609
Inb4
>its just 15m shondo
>"ogey"
>15m for a woman is around 50m
>technical difficulties so now we wait for over 1 hour
>"sorry guys im shakehyng i canr go on i feel ill :(((((("
>cancels
but hey cyatube anon would've been happy and that's all that matters

>> No.64720035

>>64719941
yeah I think it's wishful thinking that shondo can mentally prep, present an award at a big event, and then just come back to earth in any reasonable amount of time, for an otherwise 16hr watchalong where she was dead tired by hour 14 already

>> No.64720192

>actual homosexuals are in the thread begging to spend less time with their wife around christmas
wow

>> No.64720299

>>64719911
I went and checked the reply chain and it was him writing multiple essays about how we're holding her back and stopped a once in a lifetime opertunity for exposure which she needed to support her family and we just want to monopolize her and she needs to cut off husbands like that and drop the husband larp and on and on

>> No.64720400

>>64720299
oh yeah I was the one arguing with him I forgot already if it was cytube anon specifically or not

>> No.64720402
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>>64711693
I like Shondo because she’s got a kind heart but she’s also domestic violence pilled.

>> No.64720459

>>64720192
BBBBB-BUT SHE NEEDS EXPOSURE
BBBBB-BUT SHE NEEDS MORE VIEWERS
BBBBB-BUT SHE NEEDS FILIANS AUDIENCE
BBBBB-BUT SHE NEEDS TO APPEAL TO NORMAL NIGGERSCUM
BBBBB-BUT SHE NEEDS TO SPEND LESS TIME WITH US SO ITS EVEN MORE CROWDED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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just the crazy thing to me is thinking shondo actually needs more clout to afford a home, she's already top .01% of twitch streamers, she gets dropped a thousand subs casually on a stream where she's just doing react andy
she could double her income for the year again if she just said okay time for a house donothon
I think it's huge she was in the consideration but she'll get other opportunities like this for sure and the awards seemed like a shitshow either way

>> No.64720788

>>64720299
He unironically needs to be gatekept.
>support her family
This sounds like concern trolling. Didn't wifey say that if she gets desperate for money to the point of going homeless she'll let us know? FT will also get a job next year (hopefully), and if he chooses to move out on his own and ditch his family that would suck but it would be one less mouth to feed.

>> No.64720809

>cytube anon wasn't here
>thread was higher quality than usual
makes you think

>> No.64720927

>>64720459
is that the jist of this thread? lmao saved me the read thanks shogga.
this was literally THE best date night we've had with her and it was the best for more reasons than just simply enjoying time with her.

>> No.64720991

>>64720788
she spent half of last year with a quarter of the audience and earned like 30k usd plus another 30k from the subathon
this year with 4-5x the viewership year-round, big sponsor deals like gamersupps, and a very successful merch drop, she's gotta be making double or more
I can't say for certain but I'm pretty sure she's said she's financially secure right now just that she's a little short on money for a home, if she could even get a mortgage
without twitch getting a cut she'd probably get like 50k+ from a donothon

>> No.64721138

>>64720991
If you're right then this "once in a lifetime opportunity" was an opportunity to make our chat even faster and more unusable than before. No thanks, I'd rather she keeps collabing/associating with streamers smaller than her.

>> No.64722044

>>64721138
I'm not arguing with you I'm saying she's already set and doesn't need to chase a broader audience

>> No.64722433

>>64716358
jeez louise dude is this the most sensual ASMR she’s ever done? I really like the aggressive one from a couple weeks back but this is even better

>> No.64722497

realized I've been missing out on cute asmr animations because I don't attend the asmr streams

>> No.64723656

>>64722433
There is one other live ASMR that rivals it, it's from 2023 but her old mic breaks and zapps her randomly which was pretty funny. Overall the quality of Shondo's live ASMR skyrocketted ever since she stopped reading donos.
>>64722497
Get a pair of decent wireless earbuds and take the ASMR pill, even if you don't get tingles nothing beats falling asleep with your wife whispering cute nothings in your ear.

>> No.64723912

>>64723656
I can't sleep with earbuds in because I can hear my own heartbeat and it itches the inside of my ears. I find asmr distressing just from desktop headset audio as is.

>> No.64724433

>>64716454(me)
ok i finished listening to this, the shongasm is not in here
very good asmr tho

>> No.64725402

>>64723656
>having her ready to put lube on our ears
>about to do the most sensual earlicking she has ever done
>get cucked 10s in by the faulty mic zapping her
One day we will get her to bring out the lube again

>> No.64728413

>>64725402
reading this and remembering she swears up and down that asmr isn't some sex thing

>> No.64730871

>>64728413
I think it can be intimate but not intended to make you bust a nut.

>> No.64731230

just started watching orphan and i thought "hey shnidoo might like this movie, the girl is super cute and wearing ribbons like her"
and then the dickhead son kills a pigeon with a paintball gun

>> No.64731592

>>64731230
its just a gay pigeon anon

>> No.64732040

>>64731592
youre a gay pigeon :(

>> No.64732492

I miss my wife I hope she didn't get too tuckered out from the date and gets sick right before Christmas.

>> No.64733363

I love my wife I hope she gets some good rest and has some nice relaxing time with her fambily

>> No.64734689

>>64725402
>faulty mic
i don't think you're meant to put liquids on them, but ok

>> No.64737428

The fuck are you guys quiet for? What? Are you content and happy now after such an amazing date with your wife?

>> No.64737732

>>64737428
we're busy watching PC's debuts

>> No.64737774

>>64737732
>we

>> No.64737825

>>64737428
im watching lolibaba kino

>> No.64738172

>>64737428
I'm just sleepy and don't have anything to say. Last night was a lot of fun and I enjoyed spending so much time with her, although I fell asleep during 2 different movies.

>> No.64738341

>>64737428
I'm cleaning my house, I need to be ready for when shondo knocks on my door

>> No.64738772

>>64737428
give it until the seaniggers get on and tomorrow's thread

>> No.64738840

>>64737428
>you guys
wait until they wake up
>>64738772
beat me to it

>> No.64738872

>>64737428
I am masturbating right now.

>> No.64739842

>>64738872
post salami on chat

>> No.64741548

that's it I'm learning the BA lore

>> No.64742590

>>64741548
i'm not. fuck south korean and chinese gachaslop

>> No.64745016

>>64719298
>I went from having social Darwinistic tendencies 2 years ago and advocating for the lethal injection
That's just being edgy, not radicalized.

>> No.64745210

>>64719298
this is the cringiest shit i've ever read in any of these threads

>> No.64746477

I'm not too proud to admit that falling in love with Shondo has made me question my thoughts and feelings about God's chosen people

>> No.64746783

>>64746477
shes only like 10% kike or something like that, its all good, Hitler would have accepted her into the reich.

>> No.64749183

We're posting Filian clips in Shondo's own clip channel now?

>> No.64750164

>>64749183
>Shondo's own clip channel
lol

>> No.64752157

>>64749183
that guy is a filian watcher and jumped oshi after the collab
super autistic dude

>> No.64752768

>jumping oshi's after a collab
disgusting!

>> No.64753565

My eyes are only for my wife.

>> No.64753983

>>64752157
Fucking hell, I just read his posts. He actually tried to be vocal during all the award presenting talk? This retard hasn't even been in her discord for a full month. What the fuck are her mods doing?

>> No.64754181

>>64753565
my eyes want to see how that face bruise of hers is coming along. give us an update shondo, i need to know

>> No.64754836
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recently i started imagining a little shondo inside my head judging everything i do in an effort to make better decisions that would make her proud.
is this a positive thing or is this how schizophrenia and tulpas start?

>> No.64755638

>>64754836
I'm afraid your sanity is on borrowed time, shogga.

>> No.64755659

does Shondo like snakes.

>> No.64756056

>>64755659
she sure likes mine :)

>> No.64756079

>>64754836
Keep going, she'll be realer than you know sooner than later

>> No.64756583

>>64754836
How much clothes does she have on?

>> No.64757712

Minutely affirmation: I will impregnate shondo

>> No.64758591

shongasm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYz7aLGWA64&t=8950s

>> No.64760216

>>64758591
real?

>> No.64761984

>>64698934
ooo ooo ooo wah wah

>> No.64764608

>>64731230
anon she was the one to bring it up yesterday

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You guys got Shondo soundposts? I have zero, so don't be shy.

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>>64764823
I've made a few

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>>64764974

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>>64765041

>> No.64765170

I will penetrate the shunny

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64765357

>>64765102
that's all of them I made

>> No.64765435

>>64765102
she must've been practicing those for saya

>> No.64765508

Those were some quality soundposts, shogga (~ ̄▽ ̄)~

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>>64765357

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>>64765789
>>64764823
get this pink garbage out of my sight. kill yourself

>> No.64768074

giraffe-chan I can save you...

>> No.64768582

>>64765789

luna has an annoying baby voice, but she's not as slurpy or retarded as my stripper ex-wife

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>>64766143
>>64768582
be nise

>> No.64768905

not sure who is more unhinged, this bitch or her cult

>> No.64771437

shontoes

>> No.64771713

Shonsoles on my face while I fill the shunny

>> No.64773568

>>64771437
shontoes pt 2: electric boogaloo

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off to bedge. gn

>> No.64775288

I only got about a year out of her salvaging my confidence enough to make positive adjustments in my life and then the past year has been a spiral back to the depths I found her in while also increasingly feeling like my contribution just by being there for her is less value than ever

>> No.64776056

>>64775288
Just because someone inspired you doesnt mean they deserve the credit for the positive changes you made in your life (you do)

>> No.64776243

>>64775288
yeah i was making positive adjustments to my life too and she contributed a lot to that, now i also fell back down into giving up.
I think it's cause I made so much progress and a lot of things you're ""supposed"" to do and once I got a break from the grind I realized how much it didn't help anything and looking back it was worse mentally than being an isolated neet.
I'm in the worse spot i've ever been in cause I can't cope thinking that I just need to do the normie things to feel better, but it also made me realize I have an illness that needs meds and a lot of professional help to treat so the good news is it made me desperate enough to try/realize that.
I know there's a low chance you can relate or find benefit from that wall of text cause everyone's different but I figure it was worth ranting cause I wish I had seen someone else say this years ago.

>> No.64776891

>>64775288
Like wife said, you will fall many times but the important part is getting back up again. If being there isn't enough of a contribution in your eyes then give her 1000 bits per month. It's not a lot right? That way you're objectively contributing to the household, (You) are paying the bills. No whaling necessary either, she sees us as a hivemind. But hey, if your goal is to just make her happy become an artfag. You have forever to get good at it anon. :D
Never ratrace though because no matter what level you reach it'll never be good enough, you will no longer appreciate the small interactions and you'll eventually lose to another shogga. Somnium will never reach Digi's level no matter how many shonen oaths of victory he makes.

>> No.64776926

the algorithm is blessing her. I hate it, she's 100% pedobait but she's so funny.

>> No.64776976

>>64776926
Seethe 1view you will never be relevant.

>> No.64777070

>>64776976
didn't ask + nonce + gonna laugh at her stuff regardless.

>> No.64777370

>>64775288
>>64776243
I'm not the shondcologist btw
to add a bit more, what i'm trying to say is maybe do some serious consideration to if you have an actual mental illness because I spent way too long thinking I was just weak and manning up and doing the normie things would fix me.
Kinda like a schizo thinking they don't need their meds (even if there's some truth to it.)
I can only imagine what it's like if you're not in a place/position to get the right help you need though... i'm very lucky in that aspect, i'd have killed myself already otherwise.
Or you could just be a normal guy in a rough patch. I think normal people can fall into pretty shitty holes too. Another thing I've heard is that a lot of time "recovery" (generalized) often involves falling back into your old ways or a slump again so maybe it's that too.
In any case it sounds like you need to do some dedicated introspection.

I think the biggest contribution you can make to shondo at this point is helping yourself. She has plenty of paypigs and friends and good husbands, I'd like to imagine she would want to see you find more success instead of sacrificing yourself to give her even more excess.
Actually, everything your wife has said directly supports that, and it's what anyone who loves someone else would want.
This is NOT to say you should stop interacting with her entirely or something, just that you shouldn't hurt yourself against her will to give her something she doesn't want or need.

TL;DR shondo loves you and needs you to help yourself more than her.

>> No.64777482

>>64777370
>I'm not the shondcologist btw
true, you're somehow even more obnoxious and preachy than he is. holy fuck.

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>> No.64777913

>>64777482
Obnoxious sure, not preachy though, do what you want, I just would have felt bad not putting that out there for anyone sincere since I could relate a lot.
Don't seethe too much though, I won't type a wall again any time soon.

>> No.64777951

>>64777070
Thankfully your bitchass will be filtered soon.

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>>64776926
>clip watcher
you're worse than thread readers
please remove yourself from the gene pool with utmost efficiency

>> No.64779870

>>64779091
unless shondo gives birth to 250 babies all of you are removing yourselves from the gene pool and if she does you're the biggest cucks on the planet lol

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>> No.64780317

shoggas you can do it ignore the tourists and antis and remeber DO NOT spoonfeed retards

>> No.64780356

>>64780317
>DO NOT spoonfeed retards
But how else would I get my wife to eat?

>> No.64780406

>>64780356
Don't be silly. Wife feeds you, you don't feed wife.

>> No.64780469

>>64780317
stop projecting

>> No.64780689

>>64776891
you’d think you married me instead with how much you bring me up and ride my meat holy shit kek

>> No.64781028

>>64780689
I will expose your fatass.

>> No.64781524

>>64779091
she looks like she's casting a spell on me

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>>64781524
skidaddle skidoodle

>> No.64782870

Does she have a pissy cunny? Do her cutesy panties have that beautiful yellow streak of child juice?

>> No.64783283

>>64782870
Shes an adult woman

>> No.64783353

When will she do pet play as shondog?

>> No.64783915

>>64764608
wait really? when did she do that? my brain was syoup towards the end

>> No.64785937

>>64783283
Okay and

>> No.64785943

>>64783283
lol, lmao even

>> No.64786374

>>64783353
Hopefully never, Shondo needs to start acting like an adult one of these days and get a petite grownup model like Nina's.

>> No.64786437

>>64786374
you are right she needs a even smaller loli model

>> No.64786464

>>64786374
What does that have to do with age? I know of 30+ yo vtubers who enjoy acting like chats pet dog

>> No.64786920

>>64786374
Shondo will never grow up, Shadowmama is over 40 and she's still a womanchild

>> No.64786967

>>64786464
Are you mentally retarded or too old to remember your childhood?
>whooo I'm a dog!!! I'm a lion!!!!!!!! I'm a dragon!!!!!1
It's how 8 year olds play.

>> No.64787154

>>64786967
I love it when little girls tell you they are your little kitten and will do whatever you tell them without realizing how inappropriate it sounds.

>> No.64787233

>>64787154
I get why you pedosexuals are into it but not everyone is a pedosexual.

>> No.64787282

I like Shondo a lot and use her ASMR to fall asleep!!

>> No.64787297

>>64787233
3DPD
I just find it funny

>> No.64787664

dont reply to the retarded puritan

>> No.64787954

uoh cunny cunny cunny segz plapplapplap cunny segz

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>>64764823

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>>64788078
oops wrong one

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>>64788146
awwwwwww I love this girl so much

>> No.64789642

Fetish friends are disturbing.

>> No.64790075

Does anyone remember in which ASMR she marks (You) with I believe neck kisses and bites? It was at the very end. I just want to save that moment in my memento folder.

>> No.64790438

>>64765102
that's hot as fuck.. please tell me there's more instances of her moaning

>> No.64790547

>>64790438
she moans every night when i shlop her shunny

>> No.64793603

>>64790547
eating pussy is the gayest and most submissive thing a man can do

>> No.64794147

>>64793603
it's really not, it's feral and primal as fuck

>> No.64794253

>>64793603
>eating pussy is the gayest and most submissive thing a man can do

This sounds like the projection of a closeted gay man that's disgusted by pussy

>> No.64795035

>>64794147
>>64794253
kneeling in front of a woman or putting your head bellow her chest is a sign of submission

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64795086

>>64795035
behold

>> No.64795370

its so funny knowing her family sneakily listens by the door
I wonder what moment theyd clip

>> No.64795784

>>64795370
I'd bet $100 the critters follow her on twitch plus her twitter/tiktok and sometimes check out her streams, we know for a fact that FT follows her and that Shadowmama is aware of her online name being fallenshadow. I'm sure they know how google works.

>> No.64795976

>>64795784
The critter is the anti in the thread

>> No.64796228

>>64795976
Nah, just imagine how weird and cringe we must look to the critters.

>> No.64796412

>>64795035
you couldn't even sleep in the same bed as her then. would you put a bunch of mattresses beneath you to make sure you're always above her? and never let her lay on your chest etc? extremely weird and autistic perspective

>> No.64796939

>>64796412
youre the one being autistic about it retard
conscious act > unconscious act
if you knee a man in the balls while playing soccer you're not gay, if you do it while having sex with him that's gay

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How much do you guys love Shondo?

>> No.64797157

>>64797058
A solid: enough/10

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>>64797058
A lot ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )
weird captcha

>> No.64797272

>>64797058
yes

>> No.64798588

>>64796939
ok, so if i just put a pillow below her ass to elevate it when i'm eating her pussy that makes it okay?

>> No.64799218

>>64786374
You are right, she should move the toddler like loli model she wants to make up the queue to come next

>> No.64799248

Who's the artist in charge of her next outfit, again?

>> No.64799429

>>64799248
syukonbu
forgot if giru helped with this one or the next

>> No.64799499

I want to punch Shondo in the nose!

>> No.64799890

>>64799429
Thanks!

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>>64777370
How the fuck did you imitate my way of writing
I felt creeped out reading past the "This is NOT to say", it's basically the same way I'd word it out if that was what I would've said
>>64782870
No, she's said before she properly wipes, so i doubt she gets that on her underwear
>>64797058
I love her so much she's one of the 3 people where i don't know who I'd rather live or die instead of one another
And i also love her unconditionally >>64797256
I got a similar one now, guess these will be around for a while

>> No.64799982

I didn't read any of your replies sorry

>> No.64800023

I fell asleep after like 24 minutes of home alone, anyone got the vod?

>> No.64800144

>>64800023
stolen from discord
https://gofile.io/d/bzgGaL

>> No.64800268

>>64799894
>No, she's said before she properly wipes, so i doubt she gets that on her underwear
nope, she doesn't wipe because her skin is too sensitive. she's using a bidet, then pats it dry. maybe watch streams, mr shoncologist?

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>>64799894
>how the fuck did you imitate me
kek, I didn't.
there is no such thing as a coincidence anon, the mere fact that we've both come to this place is evidence we are linked through the psychic grid.

>> No.64800710

>>64797058
baseline 7/10 would punch a pro fighter for her and neck myself if she's gone, 8/10 during lovey dovey weeks would fly to UK to Minecraft her enemies if she asked me in a DM & paid for my flights. 10/10 if we lived together, would not strangle the life out of her even when she has a woman moment.

>> No.64800950

>>64800346
That makes sense, perhaps you are my mentally ill self, connected by our mentally ill wife
>>64800268
Yes i know, but that also can apply to what the other guy said, so it works out, but yeah i just used "wipes properly" so i don't have to detail it, it gives the same idea of being clean, but it's my bad on that yeah
I catch up on any streams i miss out, I just have to finish the class of '09 vods now

>> No.64800951

>>64799894
I switch posting styles every post, sometimes I copy anons without meaning to.

>> No.64801103

Holy shit! Fauna is such a mid ASMRtist compared to Shondo. Was she better as Leaf? Recomend me a good ASMR by her.

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Somnium, since you keep referencing jjk, which stance would you use, sukuna's or gojo's?
Also do you not get the ironic poetry of using gojo's "i'd win"? Or are you using on purpose as a way to kill yourself without doing anything yourself? If so i hope you can save yourself using rct
Anyways, i love my wife and in a 1v1 I'd win against 98% of you(considering the fact I'm not too tall, it's likely to get outclassed by a couple of you), as well as against FT(he's tall, but he doesn't work out and he's a NEET)
I'd be the real winner, love you fags(platonically)

>> No.64801871

shondo needs a firm stance on cons so I can know if I need to ever plan for that shit

>> No.64802038

>>64801871
She says she can't but if the barbie girls all go to one I feel like there's a pretty realistic chance Shondo would gol

>> No.64802079

>>64802038
I meant virtual appearances

>> No.64802097

>>64801574
Not that fag, but syadouYay in offline right now and I will take you serious

>> No.64802160

>>64802079
She keeps saying she wants to

>> No.64802249

>>64802160
she's been pretty conflicted though, and she has to know she could get into one if she simply looked into it
much smaller vtubers than her had meetups at offkai, much as I'd hate to give that shit the time of day

>> No.64802500

realistically what's the chance i can get shondo to be my irl gf?

>> No.64802543

>>64802500
0
she is already my girlfriend and i shlop her shunny every night

>> No.64802586

>>64802500
how tall are you

>> No.64802604

>>64802500
0
She is my wife and I pound her shunny until it's filled with my baby batter every night

>> No.64802609

>>64802586
5'7

>> No.64802629

>>64802609
0

>> No.64802854

>>64802629
i'll look tall compared to her there has to be a chance

>> No.64802985

>>64801103
neither of them are very good

>> No.64803195

>>64802854
lol

>> No.64803247

>>64802854
>he doesnt know

>> No.64805362

>>64803247
what is it that i don't know?

>> No.64805658

>>64805362
she is a 2 meter tall black man using a voice changer

>> No.64806084

>>64805658
but i saw her smol hand anon

>> No.64808345

>>64806084
he has vitiligo and dwarfism in his hands

>> No.64809459

i just want to taste her thick glistening pussy juice straight from the source. please shondo... :<

>> No.64810398

Fucking newfags

>> No.64810527

>>64810398
Why are you fucking only newfags? You should fuck oldfags too.

>> No.64810636

>>64698934
I'm lonely and like lolis can watching Shondo fix that? I always see her around but never actively watched her streams

>> No.64810714

>>64810636
She won't fix your loneliness, but she's a good distraction

>> No.64810816

>>64810636
she will make it worse, youre gonna fall in love with her and you will feel even more lonely on days she doesnt stream

>> No.64811787

>>64810816
this is why side hoes are imperative

>> No.64812222

Shondo please just hand over your shonsoles to me

>> No.64812905

Those things... your shonsoles... hand them over.

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Made this for /lig/ might as well post it here

>> No.64813912

>>64813272
>kiss after each bite
(ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈)
>Oli
kek

>> No.64814530

>>64813272
I can handle Oli. She only dated weak men, I'm sure I have enough stamina to keep up with her.

>> No.64815204

>>64813272
really like the last two

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>> No.64817898

>>64817716
so true oomfie

>> No.64817944

>>64817716
That guy is from some meme I don't know about, right? Nobody actually sets their face as their Discord PFP, right?

>> No.64820156

pitter patter of Shondo’s little bare feet across the hardwood or linoleum

>> No.64820424

>>64820156
I doubt she walks bare feet around her house

>> No.64820688

>>64801574
GOATjo’s stance any day and yes i’m aware. fortunately, theres no author or plot convenience to stop me :)

>> No.64820986

>>64820424
You don’t know that! She could stream barefoot for all you know!

>> No.64821648

Minutely affirmation: I will bust deep inside the shunny

>> No.64821800

>>64820986
I'm sorry to break this to you but... I'm 50% sure she always wear socks

>> No.64822150

>>64821800
Isn't her room always at like 40 degrees Celsius?

>> No.64822257

>>64822150
because she makes it so, she's in multiple layers and still cold

>> No.64822286

>>64822150
yeah we have it around 30°, very cozy
also she is mostly barefoot in our room so that i can lick the shontoes whenever i want

>> No.64822363

>>64822286
What are you doing here, Otis?

>> No.64823160

>>64820688
The has never been anybody like sukuna but generations of people like fraudjo, he was always going to lose.
Similarly, there’s never been anybody like me but plenty of people like you :]

>> No.64824413

>>64823160
dont care, i'll win :)

>> No.64825406

>>64802097
Wasn't in chat at the time
>>64820688
Personally, it's way too awkward of a stance to take, and open hand towards your opponent makes most sense anyways, but you do you

>> No.64825527

>>64802500
Why would you want to downgrade from husband to boyfriend? Retard

>> No.64825632

>>64810636
As long as you just watch her and don't interact with /shon/ and don't follow her on twitch you'll be fine

>> No.64825705

>>64825406
syadouYay in offline

>> No.64825720

>>64825406
wiggly in chat right now

>> No.64825903

>>64825705
>>64825720
Can't I'm in bed and i don't have a sub anyways
Plus I'd rather remain anonymous, I'd prefer separating my personality in /shon/ from outside of it

>> No.64826146

>>64825903
>I'd be the real winner
> i don't have a sub anyways

>> No.64826372

Do not notice things.
Be nise.
Be happy.
All husbands are equal!
Do not question it.

>> No.64826432

>>64826372
This, but unironically.

>> No.64826512

why did she like that one guys posts on twitter?
i hate that guy
im mad
i bet he is a favourite
why would she do this?

>> No.64826853

You're next Ray.

>> No.64827031

>>64826853
Can I be the next Moobot instead?

>> No.64827158

Don't engage with the bait

>> No.64828616

>>64826372
>>64826512
based

>> No.64831388

has shondo ever done a disney watchalong? like good old ones?

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DONT DIE ON ME NOW

>> No.64834585

>>64802500
Zero. Sounds like a downgrade anyway, if it would be just the two of you in an appartment you'd have to become her caretaker while also working 10+ hours a day so she respects you as a man unlike her "lazy" uncle. And if you'd move in with her family good luck having any intimicy, to top it off she might resent you for picking her family over yours.

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Its okay, dont be scared

>> No.64834893

she didn't bathe did she?

>> No.64834958

>>64834585
true, dont even get me started on her contempt because of my height

>> No.64835223 [DELETED] 

>>64834958
theres a smal chance iff you have a bbc

>> No.64835499

Report the trolls.

>> No.64835579

>>64834958
Can you blame her? It's hard to respect a short man, there's no way you could protect a woman from a 6'3 guy that wanted to kill you and rape her.

>> No.64835598

I wish she liked my posts too... It's unfair...

>> No.64835712

>>64835598
it's not unfair she can't like everyone's posts so she just focuses on the people she cares about

>> No.64835725

She's strategically liking posts from shoggers who are becoming less active and she feels they might drop her soon. Don't tey to become less active for attention, if you're not a favorite she won'r notice. Delta was gone for 2-3 months and only I noticed.

>> No.64835789

Emailschizo please bring this up to her. She can't just stalk one person and ignore everyone else.

>> No.64835856

emailschizo is shondo reading /shon/ posts

>> No.64835878

If she continues doing this shit there will be consequences (^ω^)

>> No.64836041

idk who emailschizo is but can I get my own schizo nickname? how about Bladeschizo because i'm dangerous like a blade

>> No.64836084

>>64836041
Filtered

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>>64836041
Dont be silly anon, now remove that ugly thing

>> No.64836180

>>64836041
you will never be me

>> No.64836227

Don't let any of this distract you from the fact that Gracklebones is fucking dead.

>> No.64836357

>>64836227
I really hope he just got tired of it all and moved on
I dont like thinking how some anons were talking about suicide and then some go missing afterwards

>> No.64837253

>>64836357
As a community we are more mentally ill on average. Suicide is to be expected, just learn to not give a shit.

>> No.64837285

i'm unironically getting really tired of the BAposting. we never get to hear anything about her anymore or what she's working on or what she's feeling or what she's fucking anything. it's just shitposting about BA. my brainworm tells me this must mean she has a new vent alt, because she needs to vent somewhere.

>> No.64837458

>>64837285
>needs to vent somewhere
You don't need to vent if you get fandom brainrot, also she said that she can't trust us TWICE. First on rrk, second on stream with the whole discord leaks. She's done talking to us about anything of substance, if you still want interactions become a gachafag because she'll probably move on to a new gacha after running out of BA content.

>> No.64837575

>>64837285
Emailschizo had the opposite effect of what he wanted and got her to cut off most interaction

>> No.64837767

>>64837458
>>64837285
There's also the chest lump thing, she first mentioned it on an alt stream and faggots like Fleece harased her in the main twitch chat to go see a doctor, in maros, in her business email..etc. What if we didn't know about the chest lump in the first place? It would've saved her a lot of headaches. We can't handle wifey being intimate with us, we think we do but we don't.

>> No.64837962

>tracing art for attention
yes he will win

>> No.64838105

>>64837767
>we
speak for yourself

>> No.64838243

>>64838105
HEY EVERYONE WE HAVE A UNICORN SHOGGER OVER HERE WHO'S NOT LIKE THE OTHER SHOGGERS! She should totally endure all the spergs like Fleece and schizos like emailschizo for you, right? Fucking kill yourself unicorn shogger.

>> No.64839338

>>64837962
that's the cringiest thing I've seen on the art tag, and I've seen a lot

>> No.64840009

I rather like Shondo

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