/orc/ - Randon General

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

Good Tea Edition

Old Thread: >>64377529

>Links:
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/randonchannel
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Randonneuring
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@RandonNeuring
Unlisted VOD Archive: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLusIngCXpffwTq9z0ic0mRC79ILfgH4Tf

>OP Template:
https://pastebin.com/XHefyShm

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

Randon Neuring is a battered shell of an orc that works at a barely above entry-level position in an undisclosed e-commerce company. He used to be some kind of bandit, but a mounted knight stabbed him through the liver with a lance and ran him over with an armored warhorse. He spent six months in traction and his gang didn't have health insurance so now he's in more or less permanent medical debt. After rough days at work(three times a week) he plays video games that remind him of better times as an orkling. From a human frame of reference he's in his late 30s. He has a very unnatural hair color(red) that his company doesn't approve of, so he dyes his hair black and keeps it cut in a business acceptable style. The roots are probably showing through very slightly. He has a bit of stubble that his manager will probably yell at him over soon. His eye color is red-brown, and his skin-tone is some kind of green. He has pretty thick eyebrows, not liking the brow-less orc aesthetic. He thinks his ear shape is about right, with lower fangs much more pronounced. He wears a loosened necktie(with a pattern based on one of his three hobbies) and a long-sleeved collared shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He's tall and beefy, still over six feet tall when he's hunched over like orcs do. He wears cheap, featureless eyeglasses that he buys from Costco (his favourite store) every three years. Randon isn't his real name, he doesn't want his real name on the internet. He chose the name because it's a pun, Randonneuring is a style of semi- competitive bicycling. He enjoys cycling, fishing, and golfing in that order. Golfing tends to bring out his inner orc rage so it's his least favorite hobby. Despite suffering from clinical depression, he does get excited about his hobbies and other things that interest him and has a tendency to ramble on about those things. A “secret weeb”, is Randon Neuring.

Why is Randon drinking coom in the last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

pastaguy is saving /orc/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64465676
Redemption arc after the villain arc where he was one of the goons that tried to kill Newsanon.

[Anonymous No.]

nazrin telly

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

Listening to Randon talk about tea makes me wanna have a cup. It's crap hot water from the dispenser and the bag is going to sit in the mug way too long but...

[Anonymous No.]

Graduate foxanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>64465555 (Checked)
>Why is Randon drinking coom in the last thread?
It's """""condensed milk."""""

[Anonymous No.]

>>64466031
I thought they killed Detective Noir, not Newsanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>64468130
Detective Noir had an accident of sorts... John Newsman was shot to death, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64466360
record a piss vocaroo foxanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>64468130
>>64468358
I'm still confused on all the implications. The bit of behind the scenes just raised more questions for me.

[Anonymous No.]

i miss randon

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

>>64466360
Foxanon love for making that awesome audio drama <3

Just wished I wasn't a goon, but eh.

[Anonymous No.]

doxx foxanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>64475249
doxanon

[Anonymous No.]

left ando on telly about to draw some sussy stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>64477202
This stream would be better if he was mr dezmond still and I dont know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64477928
There's something inherently funny and interesting about a schizo fantasy character heroically fighting for the freedom to draw tiddies. It's almost like gap moe. In real life, the path we took to get here is boring, annoying, and sad.

[Anonymous No.]

i can draw orck boobas...orc cock....orc nakey....

[Anonymous No.]

>>64478414
I want to headpat this sad and strange creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>the only time i see foxanon in chat is when left andon is drawing giant rouge the bat titties

[Anonymous No.]

When is Lando drawing orc cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>64478779
kek
i saw him in chat the other time he was waiting for lando to end so he could stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>64478779
pretty sure he lurks around but literally everybody is popping in chat today instead of lurking (twins, their friends like tanner, etc)

[Anonymous No.]

>>64478940
this is a historic stream

[Anonymous No.]

The Left Andon literally asks for a ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64478779

[Anonymous No.]

Hope is what i feel now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64479115
new TOS
>>64454057

[Anonymous No.]

>>64479164
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64479162
the funny thing is her in-game canon titties are modelled so gargantuan that lefty is actually being fairly modest with his version right now

[Anonymous No.]

>Pinned Message: PLEASE NO MINORS
How long until this bites Twitch in the ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64479476
a minor kept saying look at me i'm here and got timed out and then that pin went up

[Anonymous No.]

Tasteful bush...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64479602
>WITNESS ME
Based?

[Anonymous No.]

light brown>pink

[Anonymous No.]

>>64479822
depends on the surrounding skin/nature of the character desu

[Anonymous No.]

i cant wait for that dude to get his model so i can talk about him more

[Anonymous No.]

Its been a good day

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like the WoW spam as much this time. I hope he gets bored of it soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64482339
WoW is just zatsu with gameplay, as long as green man is speaking we're good

[Anonymous No.]

>>64482484
Just feels like it's been awhile since there's been a stream worth watching rather than just listening to. It's not gonna kill me or anything if things don't change, but it'd be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Trust nobody, not even the Randon Neuring you have at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64482937
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>64482484
From what ive seen he talks more about more things than he does in his actual zatus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64482937
he's beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>64482889
This, only I didn't enjoy initial wow spam either (or any spam in general, before wow there was a hitman...), when almost every week during monday you saw a schedule on twitter (after a while he even stopped posting even those) and there's 2 wow streams and 2 zatsus, so basically same shit all week. There was absolutely nothing to be excited about or looking forward to. The only difference now I slightly "chill" my following of him and don't have an tendency to watch every second of his stream. If stream isn't for me - I'll just do something else.
To me that time during spring when he really tried to go out and play different games (like Va-11-hall-a, Soma, Outer wilds, Dredge,New Vegas, fuck even first 1-2 Hitman streams were decent) was really great. Yeah some streams were better or worse than others, but it's still was something new and exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64482937
The Seat of God Lies Beyond the Stars

[Anonymous No.]

I require your happiest Randons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64486835

[Anonymous No.]

I WON'T GIVE UP AUTISTIC GREEN KWABER
PLAY ORC MASSAGE

[Anonymous No.]

This game's exactly as good as I remember. Not many you can say that about.

[Anonymous No.]

Randon should stop hanging out with Lando and go back his old crew like Tanaka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64488802
>Golden saucer date with Randon
Straightbro dream (can confirm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>64489208
KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>64489208
Alright Tanaka

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate how often Randon talks that way where his voice reminds me what it's like to have real friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64492579
excitedly?

[Anonymous No.]

>=============================================
>URGENT SYSTEM ALERT: SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT
>=============================================

>`ERROR: ORC_MISSING_EXCEPTION`

>/orc/ Systems Alert: CRITICAL STRAIN

>DETAILS:
>Orc Name: Randon Neuring
>Last Known Location: Null Sector
>Emotional Disruption: 99.9%
>System Stress Level: MAX
>Last Successful FIND_RANDON.EXE Return Value: "nd_randon("Randon", "Neuring", i_miss_randon, DONT_CHANGE_THIS = 4, kekw, ) => (wew_lad) {var akashi = 0; console.log("//NOTE FOR TOMORROW: figure out why the line after this one breaks") "

>IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED:
>Halt All Processes
>Execute FIND_RANDON.EXE
>Report any sightings to Security/HR

>RANDON NEURING STATUS: MISSING
>WARNING: System collapse imminent without orc recovery.
>SYSTEM STATUS: RED ALERT

>ENTER COMMAND:

>1. `FIND_RANDON.EXE` - Initiate search for Randon Neuring
>2. `HALT_ALL` - Emergency halt of all processes
>3. `REPORT_SIGHTING` - Report any orc sightings to Security/HR
>4. `SYSTEM_STATUS` - Check current system status
>5. `HELP` - Display available commands
>6. `EXIT` - Exit command line

Enter command:
_

[Anonymous No.]

>>64482889
I wonder if he's still trying to figure out what to do for streams and what people would be interested in? Despite many people finding him after the vamp days, he may think his audience now has different interests than his previous fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64495543
>he may think his audience now has different interests than his previous fanbase.
What will work best is probably at least a little different now if the fanbase has been narrowed down to the Randon Enthusiast subset, rather than Broad-Spectrum Anime Boy Enjoyers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64496727
I'm both, though I will admit that I want too see him playing the sorts of games that probably would filter out typical corpo chuuba fans- shit like strategy games or longer RPGs, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64495543
>>64496727
I don't think it's that complicated - amount of put effort is almost always cyclical. When he came back after the summer limbo he tried to put more effort - more different games, more streams with ideas behind it, more collabs. Now we on descending slope - he's doing wow and zatsu spam just like in late spring/early summer. Yeah, there's D&D on the horizon, but we'll see how many people are interested in it and how much effort he actually put in it.
So it's not really some tactic or strategy of his or whatever. Audience didn't really changed at all, it's just been cut, like, in 2-3 times (if you compare amount of CCV or average VODs views, not the subs count), which is actually not that bad, if you think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>64495543
he seems happiest playing things that filter people and create a smaller chat. he’s got some regulars from greyman he seems to like a lot. since he’s got those people and his old fans, he’ll probably just keep doing what he wants to. more power to him tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>64498184
The way he lights up at the new regulars he likes is really cute. It almost makes me want to do more than just lurk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64498184
If he's going to filter people anyway, he needs to play fucking Morrowind. I've been hoping for that ever since the grey man times when someone suggested it and he sounded interested. I'll even take a one off where he just fucks around and dies to a cliff racer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64497227
>>64499443
Niggas, you don't want to get people filtered, you just want him to play games you like! I can confirm. I still to this day absolutely love Outer wilds playthrough, no matter how many people whine about him stumbling during puzzles

[Anonymous No.]

>>64499871
Outer Wilds was a blast. It was good seeing just how much fun he was having with it, even if he didn't put things together as quickly as some of the other guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64465201
My God this model is so ugly. Is that why so many men are drawn to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64501197
Model based on your mom, your statement about it "attracting a lot of men" is very truthful indeed

[Anonymous No.]

you people are really into this shit
https://files.catbox.moe/83zcfa.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>64474659
Foxanon love for dead hours OC, motivational speeches, putting up with our shit, putting up with IRL shit, and being very cute :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>64503062
Where did you find that atrocity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64504489
>this is what anon keeps in his homework folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>64504489
>atrocity
different cultures have different beauty standards, and this general's beauty standards look like this
https://files.catbox.moe/q1z18s.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/pxaygp.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>64504907
i prefer green women with giant asses actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>64504907
While saying "this thread", do you mean /orc/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64501197
You are not wrong.
Lost count of how many anons I've seen saying they were aware of randon existing prior to grayman but never gave him a chance because of the model.

I'm guessing it's kinda like an acquired taste for most people, but some do like it somehow.
Sadly it's obvious this is what he prefers and he's not going to get a regular anime boy style model again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64507133
Ikemen Orc when?

[Anonymous No.]

Milk I'm please redraw >>64504907 as Randon it'll be so funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>64507315 (me)
and stream it on twitch I want to see orc genitals on the front page

[Anonymous No.]

Orc live, WAU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6iUdD8Ogi4
>twitch.tv/RandonChannel

[Anonymous No.]

>There's nothing more important than the bit, except for your physical and mental health.
not my orc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64510131
Which Rule of Acquisition was that again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64510172
23

https://youtu.be/PvFYBkesqGU?t=90

[Anonymous No.]

he wants to be groomed...

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-chan, execute this degenerate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64508331
Is there any point whatsoever to getting into WoW these days if you didn't grow up with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64512393
I don't think Blizzard has made any attempt to market WoW to new players in like a decade, so probably not?

[Anonymous No.]

What was thing in that one story where his dick stuck or something? I have a vague memory of it from a suspension days

[Anonymous No.]

>>64512393
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>64507133
There's not much you can do if the bishounen look isn't what he wants. It's sad that it filters people out who would otherwise be into him, but it can't be helped if he wants to stay an orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64513341
Time to finish writing that greyman injector browser extension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64513341
Let's be real, if he suddenly get a standard bishounen model it'll be straight debuff and more people get upset, if you've been around you'll probably see more examples in vtuber sphere, where drastic changes in model wasn't accepted very well by the audience.
a)There are already a lot of guys with stock "the only difference is a hair color" cute boy models, he'll lose his peace of originality
b)A lot of people might get filtered, who are not yumes/fujos,fags. I don't want to start "Vesper model was ugly, that's why there are a lot of guys got drawn into his audience",since I think it's bs, but it didn't give of a a stock ikemen vibe despite being one

[Anonymous No.]

>>64507133
>>64513341
on the other hand, being an orc in a bishie world has its advantages as well. i can't remember if it was ghostanon or someone else on randon-adjacent streams who said his friend wasn't into the weeb shit so he showed him the orc. i've seen another streamer or two mention randon sticking out in their mind (back when they only had passing familiarity with him) since the salaryman orc thing was memorable

[Anonymous No.]

day 3 of asking for foxanon piss vocaroo

[Anonymous No.]

randon's veiny axe

[Anonymous No.]

I'm anticipating a rant about semantic drift, even though there's a very clear set of things included in the modern concept of tomboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64513749
>>64514776
I did like him as both versions of grey man more, but I do think being an orc makes him stand out in the sea of anime men and women. It gives him a more interesting character.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>64514776
>>64517942
>>64513749
I assume the point of "standing out" is discoverabilty and getting more viewers, which might've been something he had in mind at the beginning but that I genuinely don't think he cares about anymore.
In fact, I'm pretty sure he actively doesn't want to grow too big. It's all speculation but from what we've seen it's possible he doesn't see himself able to handle a massive fanbase. And might even be willing to self sabotage to keep the audience size in check

[Anonymous No.]

>>64519135
this retarded old man needs to understand that theres 700 people who would watch literally any slop he puts out

[Anonymous No.]

>>64519135
i'm assuming the primary reason he became orc was because that's what he likes (this nerd with the bike tie named himself after bicycling, after all) rather than it being much of a /#/ thing
and i think being himself and finding his niche of dedicated fans suits him well

[Anonymous No.]

uoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>64519135
I understand the whole self-sabotage thing and I'm (as any viewer of his) in no position to tell him to reach out of his comfort zone, but I can't help but wish streamer/internet personality to grow, to see new people come in and discover him, to see him doing new things etc Wishing stagnation and "being things as it is" is just unnatural to me. I don't if I'm weird in that regard and slightly curious how other anons feels about it
Also despite his quite obvious unwillingness to push forward sometimes in terms of "career" he still maintain some numberfagging tendencies, maybe after whole corpo thing he decided to slow down for now and after, when he feels like it, he'll start to grind

[Anonymous No.]

>>64520023
I'm pretty sure back in the early days of his orc career he said something along the lines of having a solid vtuber concept and well thought out plan in one of those videos about growing as a just chatting streamer I think.
My impression was always that while his themes are things he truly likes, he actually tried to come up with something original that could stand out from th crowd a bit. Randon doesn't seem the type to wing it, he's a planner and a prepper

>>64520378
and on that note as well, he definitely did care about numbers for most of his career, he has videos about it and all that. If anything did change, it's after the relatively recent stardom

[Anonymous No.]

>>64520378
I think he's just retarded. Isn't it cuter that way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64520891
It will be quite sad, if after bad experience in corpo (when a lot of things went bad and he just didn’t how to handle it well) he decided to not try grow bigger. I understand that I’m biased in that regard but his potential is way above high 3view “this dude once was in the biggest vtuber corpo”. We all saw him being on top of the game as vampire and I don’t see a problem in him being as good while being the orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64520891
oh, that's interesting info i didn't know having only followed him since corpo debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>64522021
I think it remains to be seen what happens after lando gets his new vtuber arc going. Lando is definitely more of the ambitious type and I could see him dragging Randon along for the ride. The two together do have tremendous potential

>>64522151
check his youtube channel on the videos tab (not livestreams) he has a bunch of pretty short and insightful stuff there

[Anonymous No.]

>>64522885
The andos are powerful. I'm putting all my stocks in them. They will be the strongest indie males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64525513

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/babanana_7/status/1735395479607779783
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>64526871
I HATE SCHMOOP I HOPE HE DIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>64527869
YOU PIUECE OF SHIT ILL FUCKIGN KILL YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>64522885
>have tremendous potential
Wouldn't that have been realized in the other thing they used to do, which they stopped doing about 4 months ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64528210
STUPID FUCKING SLIME NEEDS TO MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS AND GET A HOUSE INSTEAD OF LEECHING OFF RANDON

[Anonymous No.]

>>64522021
I don't know how to tell you this but the stuff he did in 2022 was the peak of his vtuber career and he's unlikely to become Rando and Landon the anime orc and gay professor show, a massive sensation on twitchtube.

Sometimes people just peak and then the rest of their lives they ain't shit. But in that moment, things were nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64528304
not necessarily. First of all, things take time. That other thing didn't last very long really.

More importantly, different environments + different work conditions lead to different results.
Still you have a point, just because they have potential doesn't mean they'll be able to realize it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64528317
RANDON IS HIS LANDLORD SCHMOOP PAYS RENT ON TIME LEAVE HIM ALONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>64528304
i'm pretty sure they've done more streams as randon/lando than they did together in 2022 already

they really didn't capitalize on that much despite it being the best content from them by far

[Anonymous No.]

>>64529033
should be easy to check, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64529080
it should be, but i'm not going to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64505217

[Anonymous No.]

>>64529033
>>64525513
>they really didn't capitalize on that much despite it being the best content from them by far
This is the weirdest part. They clearly really like each other, and seemingly everyone loves seeing them together. Why not capitalize on it? Don't want to burn out on each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64532083
Randon - No homo?
Lando - No homo.
Randon - But you literally stan femboy.
Lando - Your model a femboy, dude?
Randon - Understood.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>64465201
from 1 to 100 how homosexual is the orc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64520891
These posts got me thinking. Those who've mentioned being inspired by Randon or anyone adjacent to start vtubing, what's the thought process? I've noticed what seem like mental disconnects in people who say they're inspired, VS what they actually do. Whatever emotion you're feeling,
>Does the emotion come with an articulated goal?
>Are you trying to emulate some aspect of Randon or whoever?
>If so, why? Do you want a version of something he has? If not, what instead?
It seems like small chuubas focus very hard on things that won't yield similar results. Perhaps the most popular one, "Finding Your Niche," (which Randon did very well) does nothing for you unless you also learn to interact with an audience like him. What gives?

[Anonymous No.]

rat lethal company

[Anonymous No.]

>>64538986
i looked at a dude whose personality and life experience matched mine and then I looked at the superchats and my eyes turned into dollar signs

[Anonymous No.]

>>64541031
I'm pretty sure it's common knowledge that most streamers make no money at all, most that DO will make less than minimum wage, maybe 10% can make a living, and maybe 0.5% could be considered wealthy. I know this is a giga-cope. Survivorship Bias is a hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64542044
np im rich

[Anonymous No.]

>>64542632
And your goal is to make money by streaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64544677
>>64538986
People take up hobbies all the time with no intention to profit. Just because someone inspires you to do something does not mean you have to follow their formula or have the same motivations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64544677
the rich get richer

[Anonymous No.]

my goal is to brainwash ojisans into giving me tummy pics for free!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

i'm really gonna do it this time /orc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>64528392
I'm not saying he can become bigger then he was before easily and we don't talking about him being viral sensation, because it's just luck factor.
He, despite being an introverted mess of a guy, is fucking talented at streaming (or at least he put a fuck ton of effort to become good and succeeded at that). He has general mass appeal, despite everyone saying about him "being niche streamer": fags love him, yumes love him, fujos love him, straightbros love him, general weeb audience love him, some normies love him too, that's why when tempus debuted he had 3 times more CCV than any other of the guys. His "ceiling", his potential are way beyond 50k subs and 1k CCV

[Anonymous No.]

>>64548777
>He has general mass appeal, despite everyone saying about him "being niche streamer"
More like he's a niche streamer despite everyone knowing he has general mass appeal. He chose a niche when he started, (smart for getting noticed) used that boost to climb higher, and then proved himself beyond it. But he's returned to the niche, and it's unclear if he'll choose to go beyond it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64549249
But what makes him a "niche streamer"? His content didn't change at all and it's not that special and original. I can understand if you call, like, visual artist, musician, speedrunner a niche streamer (if they are really dedicated to that and 99% of their content is tied with drawing/making music/speedruns etc). Is it just the fact that his audience is smaller now makes him one or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64548481
You'd need only ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>64549812
It's probably about the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64550343
the thrill of the hunt...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64548596
Could you make a version of you standing on top of a tall building threatening to jump? Would look more convincing than a gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>64537397
10000

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/watotodile/status/1735019153055010909

[Anonymous No.]

>>64549758
Even before content (which did change a bit), it's his model. Warhammer and LotR are major franchises, but specialist ones. They very strongly attract a small set of people, but softly repels everyone else. Orcs are also pretty unfamiliar, and directly contrary to the expected aesthetics of vtubers and vtuber fans (subset of anime fans), which is the main audience he's trying to cultivate. A niche, within a niche, within a niche. There isn't enough crossover, and it amounts to stacking debuffs.

Dropping the orc isn't a good option at this point, but he could probably become more conventionally attractive without becoming another anime e-boy. I imagine Jumbo but green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64552577
believe it or not, most of his orc model is very conventionally attractive. His face, save for the mouth area, is a well chiseled and handsome masculine face.
His body is also very attractive for muscular men standards, save except for the hunched back and general lack of neck. But that's such an easy change.
If his mouth was more normal and had less prominent tusks, he would definitely fit a classic standard of attractiveness, just not the bishonen type.
He doesn't even need ot lose the tusks entirely, they could be adapted to an anime style and have them not affect the anatomy of his mouth and that's it.
He could very easily do a "going to the dentist" bit to transition into that model if he wanted, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>64552787
Idea: Randon human form
It’s a half joke and half serious at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64552834

[Anonymous No.]

>>64552862

[Anonymous No.]

>>64552787
Actually, you're right, I shouldn't have phrased it so decisively. He's sort of a butterface. The tusks, sunken eyes, dopey expression, black caricature lips, certain wrinkles, etc, all offset a pretty strong base. He could be handsome with pretty few changes.

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

Well then anons, I humbly submit this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64553558
Wait, that actually is Jumbo in different clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64552577
Ok, I can see his model being factor that makes him "more niche" (even though I don't think I can agree with your statement on the LotR or Warhammer, because I think anime and those two nowadays are almost on the same level "nerdiness", I even would argue that LotR is even more normalfag than anime, but that's another topic).
But anyway, I still think it's content or personality of the streamer that matters the most in if they are niche streamer or not. And in my opinion it didn't change in the slightest (maybe only thing is that he became more isolated and there're not a lot of collabs)

[Anonymous No.]

>>64505672
Yes >>64548481

[Anonymous No.]

>>64553558
This would be perfect without the red. It doesnt make sense for a man like that.

[Anonymous No.]

i need randon back

[Anonymous No.]

>>64554180
idk, I think it's looks fine, it's his signature hairstyle thing after all. I believe it even has lore explanation, if I'm not mistaken red is his natural color, but he dyed hair black because of the management of his workplace

[Anonymous No.]

>>64554115
You really waited for it, didn't you kek Or maybe it YOU who made this post so your ironic posting of this nasty art would've been justified But all jokes aside, I don't anyone except milks actually into this stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>64554518
I'm sure that a couple who don't say anything are, but yeah, it's the extreme exception. I thought about explaining this to him, but I doubt he really wants to know, and would prefer to continue seething over a chuuba who stopped existing several months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64554592
I'll give a guy benefit of the doubt and won't label him as some anti/hater or whatever, because out of any threadhoppers "I'm gonna make some semi-provocative statement replying to OP and scaddadle as fast as I can" he actually replied and even more than one time (if it's him of course)

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

>>64554457
>>64465555
> He has a very unnatural hair color (red) that his company doesn't approve of, so he dyes his hair black and keeps it cut in a business acceptable style.

Correct. Eww I just realized borgarland spelling for "colour". Ah well, source material is source material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64555756
get burgered

[Anonymous No.]

takoschizo i'm starting to understand you

[Anonymous No.]

>>64556040
I'm not even sure how you notice or remember her. I wouldn't know she existed if I wasn't here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64556148
NTTS (not the takoschizo) but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh0ln6M3HRc&t=7207s

[Anonymous No.]

>>64556040
its been so calm in orc territory without her around lately. lol, lmao even. i feel bad for bronzesniper.

[Anonymous No.]

im orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>64557503
my condolences

[Anonymous No.]

does vesper play on crusader strike i want to run him down and camp his noob corpse

[Anonymous No.]

>>64515151
I'm still dying laughing at him screaming about that

...I was about to ask about clipping it but then learned I've already clipped him without even knowing. Apparently Twitch publishes clips to the public without telling you even if you accidentally click the clip button and close out without hitting publish (and despite Twitch's claims you have to enter a title before publishing)
guess I'll have to join the line for the communal shotgun now
(might as well fix the clip I accidentally made and do it properly at this point)

[Anonymous No.]

>>64558903
If you go in on desktop to your account creator studio, clips tab, clips I’ve created, you can delete em all

[Anonymous No.]

>>64559318
Yeah, I just cleaned up the junk clips. I just wasn't aware I had any until checking his clips section and finding clips by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>64520378
sounds more like a problem with your own self esteem if anything. getting off /vt/ and simply watching him casually can heal that part of your brain

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/_UNLO/status/1735553126701084900/

[Anonymous No.]

>>64560524
Thanks, doc, same payment as usual?
But seriously though, your career as self-educated psychiatrist/psychologist crashed and burned even before the start, since you're late with those advices by half year or so. I don't check any threads besides /orc/ and I stopped with pseudo-religious following of him since his comeback and I'm happily enjoying watching him casually. My initial comment about wanting him to get bigger wasn't made out some annoyance or anger. It's very fucking simple, I like the dude and I want more people to enjoy him too, and maybe more people come in here and there will be more fun, and there will be more dudes making psycho analysis of you by 3 line post etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>64562046
where's jeffrey when you need him

[Anonymous No.]

>>64562098
Yeah, there's only jeffrey who can cure my sleeping agent numberfagging, but unfortunately he's not here so my only choice is anon who are not only half year late in total with his diagnosis, but also replying to one day old posts

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hakostella/status/1735160750866317812

[Anonymous No.]

can't believe im living in a time where hearing Tako's name gives me the ick instead of when I used to hear Watotodile. who flipped the switch

[Anonymous No.]

not the tako loops again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64565613
Yeah, Ina's alright, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

good morning /orc/! my menshi expires before the stream today so im gonna kill myself!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64561912
Randon so popular even the 1980s Yakuza watch him

[Anonymous No.]

>>64567342
mine expired yesterday. joint suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64569195
we're gonna need a lot more shotguns...

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting room is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRmmKM0lbzM
He's really gonna draw *every* member's profile picture, huh

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I have membership, but I don't think I'm gonna join, have other things to do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64569832
I have nothing to do, but am too poor for membership...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64569340
He's live

[Anonymous No.]

>Tako in chat
can Goldbullet DM her some more so she can leave permanently

[Anonymous No.]

>>64570365
hi takoschizo, how's life been treating you

[Anonymous No.]

>>64570399
hi Tako im doing well. got some shit to make s'mores later

[Anonymous No.]

>>64550865
That sounds like a lot of work, why would I climb a building when I could just shoot myself with a shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

i've noticed that randon doesn't actually really sketch and just draws lineart twice for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>64571716
he could probably be one of those artists that can just do lineart + coloring if he wanted to. seems kinda obsessed with doing the whole 3 step process of sketch + lineart + colors for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>64572954
Nice key chains (And Hand)

[Anonymous No.]

>>64572954
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64572868
honestly randon's kind of holding himself back as an artist by not knowing how line weight works at all and refusing to learn past the bare basics of how CSP works, i think he's gonna plateau soon like this

[Anonymous No.]

randon is the minchi hornyposter..

[Anonymous No.]

>>64574735
Makes sense...

[Anonymous No.]

>hates drawing women to the point he whines about having to draw one
>only wants to draw big muscular men

[Anonymous No.]

>>64574904
Stop projecting disgusting degenerate (Or Milks)

[Anonymous No.]

>>64575061
Milks draws women though

[Anonymous No.]

>>64575061
just saying, I hated drawing men and only drew women for one very specific reason

[Anonymous No.]

day 4 of asking for foxanon piss vocaroo

[Anonymous No.]

>>64576413
I was wrong earlier. We're actually on day 5, since the first request in the thread happened a day after the first request in stream chat
t. pisstorian

[Anonymous No.]

i really like his art streams...

[Anonymous No.]

randon should draw tattoos and make a bet where the loser gets inked

[Anonymous No.]

>>64576783
they're pretty comfy. been listening to some albums on the side

[Anonymous No.]

send pictures of your pussy to Randon. no not that kind of pussy Tako

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 milky posts a mirror

[Anonymous No.]

>>64579290
idgi

[Anonymous No.]

>>64579510
randon is her pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>64579525
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>64579525
ah

[Anonymous No.]

>>64526871
https://twitter.com/babanana_7/status/1735763649535312159
He keeps acquiring more items

[Anonymous No.]

>>64582354
I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you torturing me like this? (Game: Darktide)

[Anonymous No.]

>>64582354
Crab Rangoons huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>64583988
is this a meme i'm unaware of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64584278
No clue, but there are certainly Crab Rangoons there.

[Anonymous No.]

randon neuring

[Anonymous No.]

>discord down
if this goes on any longer I assume the pet stream won't happen tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>64582673
FUCK YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>64582673

[Anonymous No.]

puzzle time
https://jiggie.fun/DDZqIh/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

puzzle win

[Anonymous No.]

lando puzzle

[Anonymous No.]

hope we get an andobros stream that isnt lethal company soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>>64447105
Sorry to hear that artfriend, thank you for trying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598251
sex collab!

[Anonymous No.]

left telly

[Anonymous No.]

>>64604060
Ando collab tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64604126
>>64598251
he's /here/....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

left andon wants to fuck kids...

[Anonymous No.]

>fuck the kids
>he's probably gonna grow up to be a racist anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>I'M GONNA RAPE YOU GET FUCKED
well that's a soundbite

[Anonymous No.]

>bring back the booba, tell the kids to fuck off, or tell their parents to do a better job
based

[Anonymous No.]

Randon soon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

he's calling randon now

[Anonymous No.]

>>64608104
randon in VC now

[Anonymous No.]

>girlfailures
>that's just a woman
lando's being sexist now in addition to racist

[Anonymous No.]

Rando on the Lando about to give him a Hando

[Anonymous No.]

i wasn't expecting andos tonight... comfy retard stream... :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>64608388
RandoLandoHando ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>body hair is all randon liked from the rouge art

[Anonymous No.]

>randon is going to show all the gay degenerate porn on his twitter feed to lando when they meet up

[Anonymous No.]

first the ragefap, now the resignedfap

[Anonymous No.]

randon's hysterical laughter with lando makes me so happy

[Anonymous No.]

>randon says "what if you wanna see a fox dude get dicked down" the minute fox posts this
my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>64609709
he's /here/...

[Anonymous No.]

>picarto reached out to lando to come stream for them

[Anonymous No.]

>Randon changes his phone number every 2 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>64609709
randon knows what we're all thinking

[Anonymous No.]

Crazy bastard changes his phone number every 2 years. Only people on the run from banks do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>64610122
>every so often my sister finds my phone number and beats the shit outta me
>worth peace of mind knowing no one can contact me

[Anonymous No.]

>>64609709
Did he say dude? I only heard "see a fox get dicked down."

[Anonymous No.]

>>64610533
yeah i think i wrote it wrong, noticed right after i posted, but oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>autists

[Anonymous No.]

>>64610758
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>flight
so he flew to lando for the off collab and didn’t drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>64611079
he visited lando multiple times so idk which one he's talking about in this instance

[Anonymous No.]

>>64611100
probably the one where he spoke about them going to target last minute.

[Anonymous No.]

he's being racist again..

[Anonymous No.]

>randon's vice is buying weapons

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

HE HAS AN AXE. HE HAS AN AXE, ANONS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64611444
>>64553558

[Anonymous No.]

>>64611428
of course I know him, he's me!

[Anonymous No.]

>ando chess match would get chat so angry they'd have to invent new words
kek

[Anonymous No.]

chess stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>Randon knows his fanbase wants to dominate his pathetic ass

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how many times they've already stopped themselves from referencing "Aren't girls cutest when they're almost retarded?"

[Anonymous No.]

i see why "boobs" was his first impression of her

[Anonymous No.]

this collab was fun
my heart is warmed by the andobromance

[Anonymous No.]

>>64614181
Based Ando Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>64614388
what is that background kek
you guys wanna start a new puzzle?
anyone got any good Andon fanart we haven't puzzled yet? (not sure what puzzles were already done in early /orc/)

[Anonymous No.]

>>64614617
we have puzzled every piece of andon fanart that currently exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>64614685
How literally true is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64614853
very

[Anonymous No.]

>>64615001
Then you know what we must do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64614685
ok then what about this?
https://jiggie.fun/9jsZAX/
https://twitter.com/Rice_guifunn/status/1735738354241769646

[Anonymous No.]

>>64609709
Foxes are the second most common furry species, so he probably just defaulted to it, given the context. He's never acknowledged foxanon at all, has he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64616281
yeah, it was just funny timing
idk about randon but lando has shouted him out for raiding him before

[Anonymous No.]

Is it normal-ish for Twitch to withhold affiliate status as long as they have for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64616377
Twitch doesn't withhold anything. He's pretty much set up. He just doesn't want to install their app on his phone and share his private info with Jeff.

[Anonymous No.]

Smartest bread in the universe.

GG puzzle bros/hoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64616377
You have to sign up for monetization they dont put it on streamers

[Anonymous No.]

>>64616840
Yeah, but he's been talking about pushing for it for months now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64616573
The app part is understandable, but he must know they legally need his personal info for tax purposes. He... He does know, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64617658
TAX EVASION LET'S GOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>64616881
Its sarcasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>64617658
You know youtube needs that too right

[Anonymous No.]

Can randon use a model again or what is up with that? I haven't been able to keep up with the twitch site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64618321
yes he's using his old model again finally
and he streams on both YT and Twitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>64618321
>>64618358 (cont'd)
if you're talking about the collab on Lando's channel today, that was just his Discord reactive, not his actual model he streams with

[Anonymous No.]

>>64618358
Baaased I love my orc gramps
did he ever bring up wtf happened with her "otheridol" job? it kinda sucked it happened out of no where and we didn't even got to say bye, fuck man :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>64618417
They're not allowed to talk about it so the most we get are vague hints and reading between the lines, unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>64618389
>that was just his Discord reactive
Oooh oh oh bet thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64618451
yeah they were playing lethal company last time which is why it was lighting up into a drawing of him in that getup

[Anonymous No.]

>>64618441
what hints? at least I'd like some kind of closure as little as it may be now :''[[ how long does NDA's ;ast? 2 or 3 years no? /spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>64616700

[Anonymous No.]

Foxanon is live now remixing Randon's theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>64619842
Do you havisfaction a singlelicious snackifact to back that up?

[Anonymous No.]

day 6 of asking for foxanon piss vocaroo

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

WOOOOO first bread I've baked to reach bump limit. My first one weeks ago was abandoned at something like 150 replies TT

I would like to thank Vesper Noir for leading me down the rabbit hole, also special thanks to Randon for being such a damned lovable regard.

Also to you lot, you bundle of sticks, thank you.
Thanks to everyone who believed in me.

Ham <3
Tako (I found 2 versions of them) <3
Lando too I guess,
Foxanon <3
Akashi <3
SEA Baker <3
Borgarland baker <3
Puzzle anon <3
Anyone I haven't mentioned <3

Right chuffed, lads. Thank all of you so much.

Lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64621573
I'm smashing yer kneecaps soon

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

>>64621666
Surabaya brah. We brawl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64621729
Indonesia isn't real anon...