/asp/ - Aspiring Vtubers and Startups Thread

[Anonymous No.]

/AceP/ edition

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

Open company auditions:
Niji (Dec 10): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1725424120924721249
VReverie (Jan 3) https://twitter.com/VReverieLive/status/1731525487741309078
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en
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Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt

Stay grounded, stay hopeful, stay positive

Previous thread: >>63968880

[Anonymous No.]

>>63971489
this is the whole laptop, I made all the stickers myself using mostly koragis/hanabis art. It was one of my first streams, last August

[Anonymous No.]

>>63976159
It is done!

[Anonymous No.]

Poly and Mond confirmed dating and have traded pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

lil late but I tried <:3c

[Anonymous No.]

Love me Ant Andy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987744
Nothing like that was confirmed. Mond has shown travel pictures of herself on stream before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987635
i only remember her saying she's visited asia on vacation before

[Anonymous No.]

How is that asp winter compilation picture going

[Anonymous No.]

MondVampir won't VIP males even if thy are her "close friends". And long time viewers.She's just like all the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987827
Her face was blurred before, Poly knows how she actually looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988012
Nigga stop making up shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987934
t. male chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

>/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987744
He is the third groomer of this gen...

[Anonymous No.]

LET AN /ASP/IE KNOW YOU LOVE THEM
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC

[Anonymous No.]

Chrii are you still awake? Can you sing a lullaby to me (in french)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988132
Who are the first two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988136
I love Rinna!

[Anonymous No.]

Wakfu on https://twitch.tv/spikepls
>Wakfu on https://twitch.tv/spikepls
Wakfu on https://twitch.tv/spikepls
>Wakfu on https://twitch.tv/spikepls
Wakfu on https://twitch.tv/spikepls

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988105
Nah its a female chuuba and I bet I can narrow it down to two specific ones

[Anonymous No.]

Keitaro is still streaming!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988136
I love han like a brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988214
Rura and rinna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988214
>Nah its a female chuuba
No matter how you cope, the record shows males are almost always the schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987744
He is trying so hard to get her attention, no way they are dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988136
I love you <3

[Anonymous No.]

>click my art hashtag out of curiosity
>fanart
I made it friends...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988136
I think i saw one of his streams live, after that just vods, but i cant find the interesst to watch his collabs. I want my shy pizza to stream again, I miss his voice, and mama has been preparing some topings to get some laughs out of that boy... is he even alive?

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>>63988317
Yes, because females can't be schizos. They'll always be forgiven. Vagina. When will males learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988360
He appears in chats occasionally

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988317
Fucking how? Has any male shit the thread worse than Denpa and Gumpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988380
No matter how you seethe. The list is filled of male schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988136
Fuza you're a genuinely good guy, it's really weird considering I don't trust anyone.
Gumpai you're like a sister to me, keep shining you glorious goofball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988410
Post list diaper san

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988462
You mentioned one

[Anonymous No.]

>>63984665
I love collages like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988512
I still miss viewer chan so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988136
lava love

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988012
Did we watch the same stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988410
Well yes, because females can't be considered schizos so they can't be on the list in the first place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988338
The only people I'll believe are actually dating (that isn't publicly confirmed) is Iriya and Rura given how fucking weird Iriya acts towards her but he's still a mod for her so she obviously talks to him privately and they've probably discussed what he does and she's seemingly fine with it because she loves being obsessed over

Poly, start cutting yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987744
t. Poly
Stop dreaming you fucking incel

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988890
No amount of strawmanning will change that fact

[Anonymous No.]

>Daiyataro collab
>Daiya spanks himself on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989098
Clip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988402
Keitaro

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>>63987934
>MondVampir won't VIP males even if thy are her "close friends"
>close friends
You can't even DM her.

[Anonymous No.]

Flirting with Rinna and making her feel special while secretly fucking all her friends!
Marrying Rinna and saying our wedding vows after I just got done raw dogging her friends!
Having a family with Rinna while also have multiple children with her friends in secret!
Getting caught having multiple mistresses and getting stabbed in my sleep by Rinna!
Watching Rinna commit suicide as the life she knew was a lie and she wasted years on a man who didn't love her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988317
>the record shows

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987934
>Mond understands the cunny audience

Wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989517
She has no friends dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.]

The lurker hate from last thread made me self conscious.
Sorry aspies, it's just that I put streams on while working most of the time.
Heck, I have 5 digit channel points on some aspie channels and they probably don't even know I exist.

[Anonymous No.]

MondVampir is a 40 year old man with a voice changer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989787
t.denpa

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>>63988136
I only lurk unless my autism gets too unbearable, but I want a certain gentle giant golem to know that during my break from work, I really enjoyed watching him mess around in Baba.

[Anonymous No.]

Mond crying on stream turned me on

[Anonymous No.]

Pick 3 /asp/ies and make them collab something

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989937
Gumpai Denpa and Keitaro

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989787
Who is catfishing and grooming Poly for money and free art and advertising.

[Anonymous No.]

I love you so much. I hope you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989937
Gumpai Denpa Lava Mond Camui

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990081
Who are you talking to? I hate seeing these posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988360
you missed out on his bfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990081
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989098
Now he is talking about being bred.

[Anonymous No.]

>thinking about the aussie girl again

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990141
It's probably Iriya being adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989937
Iriya Rura australian viewer

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990131
Anon, those women will rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990141
>short sentences
>periods at the end of sentences

yeah it's iriya

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990178
I will make a keychain charm of her when I have the free time

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990221
Not my wife mond. She pure

[Anonymous No.]

Im an extremely young streamer whose still in high school I wonder what my viewers would think
i pretend to be seiso but I'm hornyAF and have had a plug in on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990292
WHO ARE YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989937
Beryl, Sin and Sun for comfy voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989937
Me my oshi and a random asp to hold the camera. He makes me so wet .

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990623
who's your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990369
Vile post

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990220
I'll murder him

[Anonymous No.]

vtuber series where i live react to every record in my collection that i havent actually listened to yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990674
Aussie is that you...

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t stand it. If I can’t be a cute girl then at least let me a girl. If I can’t be a girl then at least give me a cute voice. I would give everything to be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987827
>Mond has shown travel pictures of herself on stream before.
I saved them.. Petite girls make my pp tingle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990867
Anon shes abandoned us

[Anonymous No.]

I miss them so much I'm going to drink and shit up the thread with gross romantic vagueposting.

[Anonymous No.]

He's dead...he killed himself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63991179
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

She called me cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>63991295
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63991200
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>63991266
Somebody that I used to know BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHIIIIING

[Anonymous No.]

Watched Keitaro bc of crabposting, he's actually pretty funny

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[Anonymous No.]

>>63991477
wtf you referencing that song right now is creepy af wtf I have that in my usual playlist and literally sang that in the shower this week wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989787
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>63991510
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>63991490
crabposting always does the opposite of what crabs want

[Anonymous No.]

>>63991308
L

[Anonymous No.]

>>63991655
Say that to kuku

[Anonymous No.]

>>63991826
Layla?

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>>63991200
Have you tried DMing him? Maybe he's got a gf and stopped spending time online

[Anonymous No.]

Mond sleeping in my lap

[Anonymous No.]

Did you actually get a gf you fucking stud? WHAT ABOUT OUR BROMANCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>63991980
Who are you referring to?

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>>63988136
I love
>Tupo
>Sterling
>Ria
>Rinna
>Cheen
>Laba
>Camui
I don't really hang out in anyone else's chats. If you're not listed here, I probably just don't know you well enough yet! Though, I love all /asp/ies by virtue of them being /asp/ies, regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988547
Thumbnail looks like dog-lava, perhaps a LABArador, with its tongue out.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to kiss kenny coda on the lips
i want to have hot, steamy make out sessions with kenny coda in his bedroom
i want to reach under his t-shirt and feel his bare chest
i want to look at his flustered, blushing face
i want to take it all the way

[Anonymous No.]

aspies for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItaXa6rKis

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990623
Chrii...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989859
Well, shucks... I hope that your work stuff goes nice and smoothly, and it means a lot to me that you enjoyed watching me lose my mind in spots playing Baba!

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987698
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>63992119
Any of the aspies who stopped streaming and went missing
What ever happened to Tally anyway? Somebody gifted him a switch and then he disappeared

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get blackout drunk and pull you in by the collar and cry into your shirt and smear my mascara all over it and blow my nose into your chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>63992322
He's trying to beat super mario wonder

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>>63992261
Why would it be me?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63992701
Because the french are degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63992808
But im not French... I wouldn't want people to see me and my husbendo bend me over or something, thats embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>63992391
no no, you get back here

[Anonymous No.]

>>63992939
im shy...

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>>63993106
at least tell us who you're talking about if you're not going to name yourself vague poster if they check the thread you'll likely make them smile with it

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE VAGUEPOSTERS

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>>63993269
Why?

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>>63993305
because nothing can be gleamed from them. complements to criticism, it's useless advice that'll never get heard, a letter without an address

[Anonymous No.]

I used to vaguepost but there was a time someone DMd me over it asking if it was me, so embarrassing

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>>63993269
You hate them because you think they're talking about you, but probably aren't

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>>63993305
Vagueposts play on other peoples insecurities and worries. Naturally people will wonder who the vagueposter could be talking about. Maybe it could be them, but they'll never know, and that lack of knowledge can be very frustrating. Vageposts are more or less unintentional trolling.

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>>63993522
AHAHAHA This is like a vaccine for vagueposting. Every one of you vague bastards, read this comment and feel his pain vicariously.

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>>63993584
They almost never are

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>>63993171
I can't. Stating their name would give away mine. And I like being a vagueposter. Writing these thoughts is therapeutic to me when I can't share them anywhere else, lest things get too complicated. I really envy those who have nothing to lose and can openly express their affection.

[Anonymous No.]

Post more tierlists.

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>>63992168
(KennyCoda for those who don't know)

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>>63993395
The person who I vague post about, definitely knows I'm vague posting about them. It's a way I can communicate my feelings to them without bothering the ever-loving fuck out of them 24/7 or forcing them to reply to my menhera love letters. My brain is mushy and I can't stop wanting to talk to them so this is the best alternative.

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>>63993676
I also do this and then feign ignorance when confronted

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>>63991200
I wouldn't be surprised if he killed himself, after what you did to him

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>>63993676
>>63993710
Your weakness disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63993676
>>63993710
You're intentionally depriving yourselves of what you want. You're self-defeating while forcing the rest of us to read your cringe that belongs in dms. Please fuck off.

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>>63993649
/asp/ isn't your fucking blog

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>>63993710
If they ask me, I just own up to it. I'm not embarrassed about it. They know how I feel about them. Plus it gives an excuse for them to talk to me which makes me feel like I'm on drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63993676
>>63993649
names, you waste everything with this mentality, i know many who are always overjoyed when they are mentioned in the thread in a positive light

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>>63993833
this is true, it's so rare to be mentioned positively here

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>>63993833
With all the crabbing and schizoposting that goes on, some people need those little bits of positivity to keep motivated. By vagueposting you deprive those people of that. Vagueposting is selfish.

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>>63993833
I already talk to them. They know who they are. They know my feelings for them. They know that I do this. They're pretty good at accurately guessing when it's me. I don't need to name them.

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>>63993786
>>63993759
He knows I love him, but he also isn't interested in me romantically so instead we remain friends but sometimes I feel the need to let him know how much he matters to me and how much I love him even though we both understand that we can't be together and should remain friends

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>>63993897
Then why the hell are you making us read it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63993816
Yeah, it's OUR blog. None of us fucking matter, none of this fucking matters, none of it is true or valueable more than half the time. So I'm using it to have fun.

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>>63993936
>> It's a way I can communicate my feelings to them without bothering the ever-loving fuck out of them 24/7 or forcing them to reply to my menhera love letters. My brain is mushy and I can't stop wanting to talk to them so this is the best alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63993932
>he also isn't interested in me romantically
Did he tell you this or are you listening to your insecurities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63993949
Hey let me propose a revolutionary concept. It's this little book you scribble down your inner thoughts in so you can express yourself without making it anyone else's problem called a diary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>63993965
He is already in a relationship and has told me privately that he is very happy with it, very clear message

[Anonymous No.]

>>63994017
Can you read?

>> It's a way I can COMMUNICATE

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>>63994045
You're not communicating jack fucking shit. The entirety of the thread doesn't need to know and doesn't want to know.
>i'm not bothering the everloving fuck out of them though!!!!1
Yeah, you're bothering the everloving fuck out of everyone else. Take that shit to your xitter if you want to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>/asp/ is now an aggregator for teenaged girl diaryposting
guess it’s better than crabs

[Anonymous No.]

Advice... feedback... constructive criticism...
>Look what they've made of our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of an thread is driven not by reason and hope but by fear, hate and ignorance.
>Better that we had all burned in the fires of Camui-schizo's ambition than live to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

/asp/ ??????

[Anonymous No.]

>>63994097
You care way too much about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63994116
>>63994129
>>63994130
Brothers, we.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63994116
Who said anything about girls? Those are grown men

[Anonymous No.]

>>63994132
nta, multiple people find it annoying as fuck, and it's off topic as it mentions no one in the thread, go post on twitter or in a discord if you want someone to see something you're trying to be vague about

[Anonymous No.]

>>63994132
You're trying to make me care about your feelings about some rando you won't even name when I don't care at all, that's the problem. Go be an emotionally retarded sadboy somewhere else, /asp/ is not the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63994209
Another reason to hate the gays

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry, okay?
Kek I'm just fucking with you, this is an anti-vaguepost.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys flung shit at my friends, so yeah, I'll come crawling back here like a vengeful spirit to mildly inconvenience everyone with my vague sadposting. I'd rather let everyone I care about stay anonymous than some schizo coming in to crab the fuck out of all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, good morning, /asp/ies. Should I stream Mahjong today again, or should I play some HoMM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63995130
Play Viva Piñata RIGHT NOW or I will NEVER forgive you

[Anonymous No.]

>>63995363
I want to, but getting it on PC is the worst and the most tiring thing ever...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987698
Adorable ! Hope i'll be able to find that vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>63995779
Ah, I didn't know that.
Okay, you get a pass. This time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63995841
I'd need to either emulate it (girl, no) OR get an Xbox pass which you have to pay for monthly to play it. I remember playing it on PC many years ago, I'm surprised GoG doesn't have it in the store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63990393
I really want to know too, none of the aspies have this bad of ESL, has to be a viewer

[Anonymous No.]

>>63995894
bro just use a damn capture card. the game was like 5 bucks when I bought it

[Anonymous No.]

The hunt for Live2D is going gooood, I'm on a short waitlist at the very least. I've had a few hotties DM me some alternative free models to replace my current appearance, should I use one to bridge the gap to something proper, or should I just keep going as is until my real deal is ready?
It's Kai. Are you guys even awake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63996681
>I've had a few hotties DM me some alternative free models
What a weird thing to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>63996681
if what you have is working for you, don't do an intermediate, it's just going to be confusing, especially if it's for a short time

[Anonymous No.]

Today I will get lots of work done on my concept art and possibly my model... Surely...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63996966
adoraableee

[Anonymous No.]

>>63996749
We have clearly never spoken
>>63996938
Fair, shouldn't be more than like 4 to 6 weeks hopefully

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a guide on how to apply for hololive/nijisanji? I so desperately want to get in it’s been my dream for years!

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988185
Sorry I just saw it: https://voca.ro/1fd6fnNsLNAq

[Camui !!yiCLZzv3ugj No.]

>>63997660
You are so cute it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Camui doesn't even come here anymore guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>63997754
C-CAM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63996681
I've been postponing giving my artist work. I feel bad, she's given me the okay for months now. Soon, I promise! ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>63997660
I don't know any lullabies in any languages, I didn't grow up with lullabies

[Anonymous No.]

>>63996681
if you don't have to wait too long for your proper form, keep going until the real deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>63997754
You both are cute together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63997516
Just be good. You won't get in with want alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63998345
Let's be real, is there anyone here that is Hololive standard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63998182
Thank you anon...////

[Anonymous No.]

>>63998466
mond

[Anonymous No.]

>>63998466
Rura and Mond

[Anonymous No.]

>>63998466
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63998466
for L2D models, absolutely
we could probably put together a few decent holos if we combined everyone's talents

[Anonymous No.]

>>63998466
The guy that seems to be taking this the most seriously imo is the Ace Cadwell guy or whatever his name is. When you see any of those edited short-videos that have the bold subtitles in them on Twitter, you know whoever uploaded it is at least trying to make it. Denpafish and others are doing the same. His voice isn't bad either, but I don't know anything else about him.

Kliff is another contender but a bit too far down the indie community pipeline imo. He seems comfortable embracing the opposite side of what would be "corporate vtubing".

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself

[Anonymous No.]

I paint boogers on the wall. This one reminded me of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63999483
cool song

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to never make your chat follower only unless you are big enough or you are so entertaining that you can convince a random person to follow in a few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>63999945
True

[Anonymous No.]

>>63987934
Based. No one wants a new koopa situation

[Anonymous No.]

It's not fair, I know. I just wish I could be there with you. But I can't. I just wanna scream back at the world. I just wanna hate you. But I can't. I've been going through this on my own. Cause we got a lot of love. But it doesn't make sense. It's about time that we go. And start over.

[Anonymous No.]

If only I could sniff your farts. Maybe everything would have been different, then. I know it's not fair for me to say this, but I can't help it. You're farts are the only one I want to sniff. Only one I want. Tako bell.

[Anonymous No.]

Cock. Balls, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64000803
Okay dude, what the flip

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks! I'm so turned on right now. I can't help but touch myself as I read your post. I'm sitting in a crowded restaurant, surrounded by families and innocent bystanders, but that doesn't stop me. I slowly unzip my pants, feeling the anticipation building up. My hand slips inside, gripping my throbbing cock. People around me start to notice, their eyes widening in shock and disgust. The waiter drops the tray of food he's carrying, his face turning pale. I don't care. I'm lost in the pleasure, lost in the sick thrill of it all. My moans fill the air, mingling with the gasps and screams of those around me. I can see the horrified expressions on their faces, fueling my arousal even more. And then it happens. I explode, my hot, sticky cum spraying all over the tablecloth and the people nearby. They recoil in horror, some even vomit. But I'm not done. I continue to stroke cock, relishing in the chaos and destruction I've caused. It's pure ecstasy, and I couldn't be happier. Thanks to your post!

[Anonymous No.]

I shouldn't be eating while reading posts here, wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>64000981
Kek ok sorry, I just wanted to poke some fun, I'll stop. The detailed post above is not mine btw, it goes too far ;(

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all should seek jesus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64001358
there's no salvation for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>63998466
Define Hololive standards. Bragging about nepotism getting you a job others would kill for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63997780
Good, now our DMs won't actually get leaked anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Out of all your bad habits, you had to break me? That hurts, you fucker... but I'm happy for you. You deserve to be happier.

[Anonymous No.]

I lied. I'm not done. You were my everything, my baby platypus buttered up and ready to dance. Why can't we dance anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks! I'm so turned on right now. I can't help but touch myself as I read your post. I'm sitting in a crowded restaurant, surrounded by families and innocent bystanders, but that doesn't stop me. I slowly unzip my pants, feeling the anticipation building up. My hand slips inside, gripping my throbbing cock. People around me start to notice, their eyes widening in shock and disgust. The waiter drops the tray of food he's carrying, his face turning pale. I don't care. I'm lost in the pleasure, lost in the sick thrill of it all. My moans fill the air, mingling with the gasps and screams of those around me. I can see the horrified expressions on their faces, fueling my arousal even more. And then it happens. I explode, my hot, sticky cum spraying all over the tablecloth and the people nearby. They recoil in horror, some even vomit. But I'm not done. I continue to stroke cock, relishing in the chaos and destruction I've caused. It's pure ecstasy, and I couldn't be happier. Thanks to your post!

[Anonymous No.]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Thanks! I'm so turned on right now. I can't help but touch myself as I read your post. I'm sitting in a crowded restaurant, surrounded by families and innocent bystanders, but that doesn't stop me. I slowly unzip my pants, feeling the anticipation building up. My hand slips inside, gripping my throbbing cock. People around me start to notice, their eyes widening in shock and disgust. The waiter drops the tray of food he's carrying, his face turning pale. I don't care. I'm lost in the pleasure, lost in the sick thrill of it all. My moans fill the air, mingling with the gasps and screams of those around me. I can see the horrified expressions on their faces, fueling my arousal even more. And then it happens. I explode, my hot, sticky cum spraying all over the tablecloth and the people nearby. They recoil in horror, some even vomit. But I'm not done. I continue to stroke cock, relishing in the chaos and destruction I've caused. It's pure ecstasy, and I couldn't be happier. Thanks to your post!

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>>64001613
BOOOOOOOO
Get new content!

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>>64001684
Thanks! I'm so turned on right now. I can't help but touch myself as I read your post. I'm sitting in a crowded restaurant, surrounded by families and innocent bystanders, but that doesn't stop me. I slowly unzip my pants, feeling the anticipation building up. My hand slips inside, gripping my throbbing cock. People around me start to notice, their eyes widening in shock and disgust. The waiter drops the tray of food he's carrying, his face turning pale. I don't care. I'm lost in the pleasure, lost in the sick thrill of it all. My moans fill the air, mingling with the gasps and screams of those around me. I can see the horrified expressions on their faces, fueling my arousal even more. And then it happens. I explode, my hot, sticky cum spraying all over the tablecloth and the people nearby. They recoil in horror, some even vomit. But I'm not done. I continue to stroke cock, relishing in the chaos and destruction I've caused. It's pure ecstasy, and I couldn't be happier. Thanks to your post!

[Anonymous No.]

Bro I would rather go back to the previous vagueposting

[Anonymous No.]

great thread, everyone

[Anonymous No.]

Hi guys,

Did you know that 4chan has a report button? Not saying this for any reason.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the time of day that girls read the thread, and look what we've done. Its a mess in here!

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>>64001834
reporting anything other than loli/cp is low key kinda high key gay

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>>64001932
Deliberate low quality shit posting is worthy

[Anonymous No.]

can confirm she is doing it to publicly masterbate to troll and to post screenshot reactions to the mod chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>64001989
Whole threads verbally demolishing the crab target of the day: OK!
Anons having fun shitposting: REEEE REPORT IT MOOODDDSS MOOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSS

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>>64001989
deliberate low quality vagueposting is okay?

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[Anonymous No.]

Since the board is full of horny eurofags now... My turn to be one:
Turning on to your stream for the first time was the best descision i've ever made, today i've been feeling so light and so happy, I feel like i'm changing for a way better person then the miserable person I am. I went thru with you in many of our ups and downs and I learned how great of a person you are. And i'm glad you gave me (ME) a chance. I want us to be together forever, to be able to witness the small wonders of life and nature, perhaps to live in peace. I want us to be tied up spiritually (married) perhaps...in a veeery distant future when we'll have a nany, have a little offspring together... and I want us to go thru the hasards of life together and learn from eachother. You've been nothing but great to me, and I hope i'm making you feel the same ways you make me feel and even when you don't feel great, I hope I can cheer you up.
Let's walk next to a lake and hope that by night the fireflies will rise to the sky, let's go search for shrooms in the forest during autumn after a rainy day, let's go pet some cows and horses together during a warm spring day, let's stargaze upon the stars in august and make wishes about our happy future when we see a shooting star (but please hold my hand, you know I have this irrational fear of gravity simply unexisting and flying off into the void that is the sky), or let's just cuddle rewatching your favorite movies.
I love you ! And I know you are going to make it as a content creator. I'm proud of you, you've grown so much since your first streams, and by growing I mean maturing, learning from your mistakes and continue to thrive up and be the best version of yourself.
Ok i'll add the horny too, hope I can juck your jick under the table while you stream and you try not to moan or lose control, ashamed of what you're doing and yet showcasing to everyone how much you love and want me
LoOoOoooOove youuuu(u)

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>>64002084
>>64002081
Yes. Crabbing is kind of funny and has a purpose. Vagueposting has a purpose.

This is just increasing the bump limit

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>>64002125
Don't bring my wife into this thread!

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>>64002165
What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

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>>64002165
>crabbing is funny
>crabbing has a purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>64002224
Yes. Kill yourself if you think different

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>>64002165
are you truly defending crabbing right now?

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>>64001989
sorry but u sound like a huge ass nerd. If you want to conversation police then go make a gay little discord server to be mod of

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>>64002165
what if the purpose is to speedrun the bump limit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64002247
I hope a cop shoots your dog.

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>>64002281
NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST INTENTIONALLY BRING DOWN THREAD QUALITY

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>>64002281
Unironically a better purpose than the other two

[Anonymous No.]

please vote

https://poal.me/l4rode
https://poal.me/l4rode
https://poal.me/l4rode

[Anonymous No.]

I shall now ramp up my crabbing for it has a purpose and is justified

[Anonymous No.]

Noblesse oblige.

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>>64002144
Oh you thought it would be nice and jolly to join in on the fun, did you? Yippee yahoo, huh? Listen little guy, you're fucking done. You've made at least 5 unique spelling or grammar errors that me and my associates can and will use to track you down. Who else do you think spells hazard with an s? Youre so fucking done. I'm gonna eat you for breakfast, fucking punk.

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Denpa must be behing this

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>>64002144
hi chrii

>>64002514
hi camui

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>>64002586
surprisingly, it wasn't him fuck i'm doomed

[Anonymous No.]

Funnyposting kills the squizos

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>>64002144
Cute. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

I miss him so much, he used to bite every bait I would throw at him but I think I chased him away...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64002688
>squizos
Only one person here keeps spelling it like this despite being corrected multiple times

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>>64002818
Wallah that one was a skinwalker, i'm the one above that post

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>>64002675
GAHAHA Yeah I'm not him and I was just fucking with you, I have no idea who you are. It was funny though huh

[Anonymous No.]

vidya butts?

[Anonymous No.]

Et l’amour ? Il faut nous laver
De cette crasse héréditaire
Où notre vermine stellaire
Continue à se prélasser

L’orgue, l’orgue qui moud le vent
Le ressac de la mer furieuse
Sont comme la mélodie creuse
De ce rêve déconcertant

D’Elle, de nous, ou de cette âme
Que nous assîmes au banquet
Dites-nous quel est le trompé
O inspirateur des infâmes

Celle qui couche dans mon lit
Et partage l’air de ma chambre
Peut jouer aux dés sur la table
Le ciel même de mon esprit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64003109
I feel like you just googled ''french poem about love" and took the first one in hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>64003280
That's poem from my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>64003109
>>64003280
Probably a brit, nearly as bad as the french

[Anonymous No.]

>>64003345
Your oshi is Antonin Artaud ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64003423
I said that in previous thread yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>64003487
no you didnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>64003771
It's Nov 17's /asp/ thread

[Anonymous No.]

Why are male vtubers afraid of zatsudans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64003920
No one wants to watch a guy talk about being a guy.

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>>64003920
This: >>64003973
70% of all twitch viewers are males, we already know what it's like.
If I'm watching a guy, it's because they play a game I'm too lazy to play myself, at a level that I find at least good enough.

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>>64003973
No one wants to watch guys period.

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>>64003920
I can’t think of topics outside of when I’m gaming.

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>>64003973

[Anonymous No.]

/asp/ is back baybee

[Anonymous No.]

>>64003920
You need viewers to have a zatsudan
Talking to yourself for 2 hours is what crazy people do

[Anonymous No.]

>>64003920
You’re not watching kuku or ace I can tell

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>>64003066

[Anonymous No.]

Get pregnant, NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64004771
But boys can't get pregnant..?

[Anonymous No.]

I understand why Iriya likes Rura so much now

She's by far the coolest girl I've ever met

[Anonymous No.]

>>64004809
Ever heard of Mpreg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64004836
Haven’t met many women have ya champ

[Anonymous No.]

>>64004771
Okay...

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>>64004836
She is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>64005586
Love letters, better than almost all the past week threads

[Anonymous No.]

i know wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>64004836
Stay away.

[Anonymous No.]

I came to the acceptance of why is it that I hate this new face warm trend. Only those who try to make something really unique with what they are given show real interest in giving a more personal and truly heartwarming vibe, the rest, with a basic background or none at all, with their models half assedly put there and not even filling the void that is inside the trenchcoat, with something that takes 5 minutes to make because it was just the asset, their model, and nothing else... The possibility of making something great with all they can is there, but those who half-assedly do things never realize that,

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>>64005957
…. N-NEGA RINNA!!
nigga rinna

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>>64005957
ANNIR

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>>64006013
Let her in, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the dream you have and you know will never happen /asp/ie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64006541
I'll never get to be with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64006541
That I become a cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>63998903
Kliff has said before he has no interest in joining a corpo and dislikes corpo culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64004836
Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesn't want you to look at other vtubers
>But she can look at whoever she wants
Why are they like this?

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>>64006541
I want to see Fuwacoco and FuwaMoco collab, I have spent hours thinking about it, both sides are chuubas that I watch constantly and that I have memories enough to fantasize, will the dogs force coco to be seiso for a whole stream? Will the succubus corrupt those not so innocent girls? Would it be a hit that catches the eye of different communities? Would they play something simple? Would they try to go for a long stream? Will the embarrassment make it a short one for both sides?

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>>64006732
Did he say that while you sucking his dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64006961
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel sad. I'll feel better when I wake up. Probably. I miss you. Goodnight. I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64006961
>But she can look at whoever she wants
Brainrot? Where did it say that she was going to be like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64007125
nini, love you too <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>64006961
It’s called being a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

hello. streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64006541
Taskmaster but with VTubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>64007092
>>64006392

[Anonymous No.]

>>64006541
her

[Anonymous No.]

>>64007371
Who is she looking at? Tiny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64007357
In fucking gmod or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>still no DM
Stop vagueposting pretending that you still care about me, I'll just kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>64007660
Claudette...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64007660
Kuromaru...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64007660
Rura...

[Anonymous No.]

BondEN has opened auditions.
https://x.com/bondliver_en/status/1732188101777469902?s=46

[Anonymous No.]

>>64007660
Pafu...

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>>64007869
Weren't they one of the "males btfo" corpos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64008054
Looks like a dude in the thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

rape mondvampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>64008145
Why do you crab her so much Denpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>64008277
That's a mond fan, not an anti

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>>64007869
>talents using reality models
why even join a shitty corpo like this? the money you make as an indie isn't that much already, why would you give part of it to an corpo that won't give you any meaningful support?

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>>64008041
>>64008041
>>64008041
>>64008041

fresh/new cursed bread/thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64007869
Ask miyu about this corp kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>63989937

Chaosfoundry, Sin, and Kankuro should do a podcast.

That, or /asp/ DnD collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64009039
Kek.

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>>64009470
>>64009470
>>64009470
>>64009470

retro edition

[Anonymous No.]

Back to reading.
https://www.twitch.tv/iloidtupo

[Anonymous No.]

of course yellowcat is back, that's just what the thread needed

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>>64009039
DND actual plays are some of the most boring shit you can find online. Paint drying ASMR is more exciting than a couple of nerds laughing at injokes and clumsily trying to roleplay in a system designed to make that difficult and unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate her so much

[Anonymous No.]

I love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>64010253
We need more people here to play white wolf stuff like vampire and mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>64010429
I hate her. She probably tastes sour anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64010590
mmm, lemons

[Anonymous No.]

>>64008308
"fan" is generous

[Anonymous No.]

>>63988629
>>63988097
I don't think I'm making stuff up, though my memory is absolutely ass. Did anyone save the pics somewhere?

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>>64010901
I was referring to sour grapes, but lemons are fine too. We should have a lemon party.

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>>64011478
I promise you the deduction was purely from previous information. Do you understand how many hours I've watched by now?

I forgot to save them