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cringe superchats thread

>> No.63628041

All superchats that go beyond a simple 'keep up the good work' are cringe.

>> No.63628136

>>63628041
But enough about everything Plappa gets

>> No.63628182
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>> No.63628447

>>63628041
Pretty much.
Coomers, collab beggers, birthday beggers (there's like 10,000 people watching, 365 days in a year, it's a bunch of people's birthday today, you're not special brah), unwanted backseaters, etc. They're all painful to listen to and the girls are internally judging them. The worst of all, of course, are trauma dumpers. Ruining the mood for everyone.

>> No.63628576

>>63628041
The best SCs are the ones that mock previous cringe SCs.

>> No.63628668

>>63628182
>why do I listen to boss music?
poor TL-kun, tried so hard

>> No.63628935

>>63628447
The only comment I give to my oshi is when they ask questions on the members community posts.

>> No.63629249

>>63628182
this is the one that got him banned from all holo streams right?

>> No.63629589

>>63628041
No, even those are cringe.

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>>63627666

>> No.63629838

>>63629717
KWAB

>> No.63629904

>>63629717
Poor guy gets sent on vacation for getting a little excitement on the work floor. Must be some boring as fuck boss.

>> No.63632100

>>63628041
you are cringe

>> No.63633024

>>63628447
>trauma dumpers
say I'm a Ukrainian soldier and I send a chat saying the vtuber streams keep me going, is that trauma dumping?

>> No.63633249

>>63628182
Was pretty based until the last sentence

>> No.63633450

>>63633024
depends on how you write it
>hi oshi, you keep me going through the day, thank you so much!
fine
>hi oshi, you keep me going through the day as a soldier in ukraine, thank you so much!
kinda fishing for it but just about passable
>hi oshi im in a war against bad guys and life is rough, youre the only think keeping me from giving up this senseless bloodshed and ending my bloodline
you should probably get some help and never supa again

>> No.63633541

>>63627666
>y'all
Why is this such a consistent red flag

>> No.63633579

>>63628182
Funny

>> No.63634665

Post the one about Kiara's cunt.

>> No.63634693

>>63627666
Honestly I'm not even sure this is the worst 2bears one.
I'm pretty sure this one was skipped from being read, though I definitely remember others being skipped from him too that were pretty weird... and then there have been several SCs apologizing for making FWMC uncomfortable... only to send the same types of SCs the next stream.

He doesn't seem like necessarily a bad guy with knowingly bad intentions, but rather is someone who doesn't understand social cues and is parasocial as fuck. I knew a guy like this back in high school. Dude wore a fedora and trench coat and thought he was John Wayne, but everyone except him thought he was lame. I stayed on his good side though, because you always stay on the good side of a trench coat wearing, gun loving, menhera classmate.
If he ever gets told to cool down by FWMC straight up, I place the odds at 50% sends more SCs desperate begging to get back in good graces, 30% feels dejected and waits for a bit then returns to his usual SC behavior, 10% learns his lesson, 10% has a menhera melt down. I almost feel bad for him and want to tell him straight that he's being creepy with some of these so maybe he learns, but it's not really my place.

>> No.63635419

>>63627666
>Speaking of eating kittens
What an introduction

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>> No.63638326

>>63628182
That one was actually kind of funny. Shame the guy had no sense of propriety

>> No.63638617

>>63628041
Probably the best super chat I saw was someone sending Momosuzu Nene a 100USD akaspa just to say
>hey dude
and she spent two minutes trying to comprehend it.

>> No.63638787

>>63633024
>say I'm a Ukrainian soldier
if vtuber has "no politics discussion" in their rules then you might even get banned by them, let alone get ignored

>> No.63638875

>>63633024
>I'm a Ukrainian soldier
He would say nothing because he’s dead

>> No.63638962

>>63633024
vtubers are not your therapists. They do not play games on Youtube to hear about your life issues..

>> No.63639212

>>63628182
Coomers that watch far too many fanservice shows and don't realize that vtubers are real people.

>> No.63640468

>>63627666
My oshi (JP, a 3view) has this one person superchatting every single stream. They're extremely autistic and write a lot everytime, that my oshi reads outloud and just says thank you to. What makes it cringe is that this person engages in one-sided roleplay with my oshi, they're a cat and they write in broken japanese about curling up in my oshi's lap to sleep among other things. I am not showing screenshot nor telling who my oshi is but I need to get this out, shit is fucking weird

>> No.63640810

>>63638875
After taking 3 or so R*ssians with him of course, on average

>> No.63641082

>>63634693
>Honestly I'm not even sure this is the worst 2bears one.
He's not even that bad, hes just got autism or something. He's ultimately pretty harmless. Also, some of the other Ruffians are there to tardwrangle him from going off the deep end.

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>>63628041
I'm just glad mine never get posted in these threads lel. I'm a gachikoi who feels the need to confess his love through 100s of american dollarydoo supas every single stream. Thankfully, I'm also boring, so no one takes offense.

>> No.63641254

>>63627666
Hail satan, bring in the darkest cringe for the worst keks

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>>63627666
the response to her first male collab since joining Idol

>> No.63641568

>>63641186
Must suck to have a pecker, pal

>> No.63641651

>>63641568
Nah not menstruating is a pretty huge upside

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>>63641568
>Must suck to have a pecker, pal
I'd rather have one than not tbdesu.

>> No.63646079

>>63641568
Having a dick is great.
Many more upsides than downsides.
But of course women will never know what morning wood feels like or being able to piss anywhere anytime.

>> No.63646100

>>63627666
Someone post the 14 part poem

>> No.63648850

>>63627666

>> No.63649918

all of mine

>> No.63650401

>oshi gets many supas
>half are schizo-tier
>other half are menhera retards
>only ever send big akas twice a week
>all of mine are boring, happy, loving supas
>oshi says my name in a noticeably different way from everyone else. Always seems happier when getting mine and rambles ends up rambling for a while
Feels good.

>> No.63651420

>>63650401
nice fan fiction

>> No.63651752

>>63651420
Ogey

>> No.63651914

Hi /vt/ it's my birthday today! I was wondering if you could sing happy birthday for me! TSKR!

>> No.63652163

>>63650401
Kindred…

>> No.63652247

>>63650401
>>63651420
>Be polite and kind to chuuba
>They are in return polite and kind to you
Yeah, not buying it anon.

>> No.63652371

>>63634693 (me)
>>63641082
>He's not even that bad, hes just got autism or something.
Agreed. Like I said originally, he doesn't seem like a bad guy with bad intentions.
>Also, some of the other Ruffians are there to tardwrangle him from going off the deep end.
Hmm I can somewhat see it. I can see other Ruffians there in the whole twitter group thing trying to reel him in if he melts down, though ultimately, one's decisions are going to be their own if they want to do something.

>>63641186
I'm used to seeing usual names in the FWMC superchats, and while some occasionally go out of line, I think most of the paypigs have enough awareness to keep it dialed back to an extent in the SC messages... despite the orange onslaught.

>> No.63652428

>>63629717
I hope he’s ok
Though if he was watching FWMC debut he probably is. They heal.

>> No.63652625

>>63650401
I almost never send supas but the only ones I ever do are just sending Mumei nice encouragement during karaokes and she always sounds happy so it's worth it.
I'm not sure I could read schizo supas day in and day out like these girls do and not snap at someone eventually so sending them something nice and normal to tell them you enjoy the stream and not just want to fuck them is the best way to make them happy I think. I know when I deal with someone nice at work in between all the assholes trying to actively antagonize me, I really appreciate it too.

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>>63627666
a classic

>> No.63653066

>actually sending supas

>> No.63653122

Hey Mori! My aunt's parakeet's uncle's son died in a pool filter the other day! I'm pretty shaken up but your streams make me feel better, unlike the pills. I was wondering if you plan on playing any league of legends I love that game! Anyway the noises are getting louder now, and the production costs are exorbitant. Happy Holidays!

P.S. shoutout to my friend XxPinkylovexX I miss you

>> No.63653266

>>63641401
This fag is so desperate, he's like 80% of all Juna's supers because he drives everyone else off

>> No.63653447

>>63653122
>you now realise the people who send this stuff are chris-chan clones who have 0 social awareness and just live at home with a disability

>> No.63653523

>>63653066
I like hearing my oshi say my name and pretend to care about me for a few minutes. In return, she gets a lot of my money. Is this really such a bad thing?

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>>63653523

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>>63627666

>> No.63659068

>>63653672
Escapism makes me feel nice, though.

>> No.63659286

>>63653066
I wish
My oshi doesn't like turning superchats on. Sometimes I wonder what she actually does for a living, but it's nice to see that she does vtuber shit because she likes being one and not for the money

>> No.63659657

>>63653066
i tried it once, it felt like the worst post nut clarity ever

>> No.63659732

>>63659657
>it felt like the worst post nut clarity ever
Really? I still get a massive high from it. I guess it depends on your oshi. Mine is very thankful, cute, and hardworking, so I get a nice feeling every time I send one.

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>>63653066
>not supporting your oshi
Fake fan

>> No.63660217

>>63627666
He could carry a thread all his own, I can't stand this guy

>> No.63661765

>>63653066
>He doesn't tip
https://youtu.be/M4sTSIYzDIk

>> No.63662228

>>63659949
This but 100% unironically. I genuinely can't fathom bragging about not supporting your oshi and her journey. Having an oshi is more than just a normal streamer/viewer relationship.

>> No.63662690

>>63628576
GURA MY DOG DIED LET'S GOOO

>> No.63663181

>>63662228
I don't disagree but superchatting isn't the only way to support your oshi

>> No.63663818

>>63663181
I know, but it's an extremely important and easy way to do it. ESPECIALLY if she has little to no merch

>> No.63664981

>>63629717
Imagine being such an insufferable faggot that even your coworkers try to kill you

>> No.63665944

>>63653066
I mean if you're got the cash and want to there's nothing wrong. Personally I'm never wasting money on e-people.

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>> No.63668371

>>63629717
This is from A-chan?

>> No.63668659

>>63653038
That is not cringe. That is based

>> No.63672434

>>63627666
yikes

>> No.63672440

>>63627666
There was one superchatter who got banned from his oshi stream, so he would run around to other Holo EN girls and ask them to get him unbanned.

>> No.63673104

>>63672440
wasn't that gabe?

>> No.63673179

>>63668106
No wonder this bitch is taking a break

>> No.63675612

>>63673179
Guys barely even looks at akasupas. What the fuck makes you think she'd look at a fucking blue?

>> No.63676452

>>63646079
I'm sure you'll tell yourself whatever it is that will allow you sleep at night

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eien cringe kino

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>>63677771

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>>63677818
>Did you look at the loli porn I sent you?!

>> No.63678184

>>63668106
If you read the words "I have a depression" in an Italian accent this superchat is so funny

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>> No.63682130

>>63628041
Fpwp, faggot.

>> No.63684654

And then you woke up and realised that if all that fake propaganda was even remotely close to reality the war would have long ended by now

>> No.63685148

>>63668106
>You gotta call me, Gura, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
>Sincerely yours, Stan—P.S. We should be together too

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