/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>63488689

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

The escort said she really likes me so I'm planning to propose tomorrow, wish me luck

[Anonymous No.]

I hate my life so much!!

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>>63504954
Holy fuck you're so stupid, and as usual, projecting your retarded perspective on others because you think only your perspective exists and therefore can't imagine another one existing. I'm not a communicationtard like you, so stop imagining that I need her to say anything, that's the whole point you moron. It's the opposite, I can sus out that she's burned out and stressed unlike you. And you calling someone else autistic is the funniest thing ever considering you utterly lack the sense of what it means to be hurtful to someone so you do it without any hesitation.

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>>63505427
whatever helps you cope

[Anonymous No.]

This thread still exist???

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>>63505088
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TuT

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>>63505228
Good luck chumbie. Find your happiness

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Gurass

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Gura should pick up light novels after she's done with LOTR.

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>>63505452
concession accepted, developmentally impaired manchild

[Anonymous No.]

How over is it?

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>>63505427
Lol you went and linked the dead thread just to seethe?

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>>63505575
You asked this question last thread anon.

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>>63505632
I already accepted your concession, since it's obvious you don't have anything but childish insults left in you

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>>63505571
>and she still wont shut it
kek, keep seething sister, no matter how much you shit up the thread, I will never give up on Gura.

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>>63505723
Nta but doing your life reps isnt giving up on gura. She is alive on this planet doing her own life reps

[Anonymous No.]

confection accepted
imagine an image of a shrimp eating some cake here

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>>63505711
You argue like a woman lol, let the estrogen pills wear off bud

[Anonymous No.]

Is this guy arguing with himself?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit not good, guys keep making threads and shitpost here, we need to deflect the impact

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>>63505723
Won't give up on being the deranged freak you are, I know. That's why you're still a loser that's had zero success in life and everyone hates. I figure maybe at best you might realize it on your deathbed, probably not though.

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>>63506070
>Can't defend gura
>Fall back on personal insults
Lmao you lost

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>>63505705
I want to know

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I'm feeling better today. After the stream and this morning I felt really sad thinking about how long it'll be till we hear from Gura again. But now I've gone back to just accepting that she doesn't like us or streaming and I'll wait to wait another 2 months. I was over it until I watched the stream last night and it brought me right back. Why does she have to be the perfect female specimen?

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>>63505975
Most likely yes, just ignore it

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>>63505837
you can use bing for this nowadays, if you're so inclined

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>>63506159
>you have to hate her
never gonna work because I'm not a retard like you
>fall back on personal insults
You are a mentally ill psychopath. This is a fact, you are completely incapable of empathy from severely stunted mental development in that area. The hateful words and actions are proof of that, normal people would hesitate saying a fraction of the things you do to someone.
Your failures in life are also fact, because you're blaming them on other people. It is impossible for other people to fix an individual's problems, and your immediate, instinctual deflection there proves that you haven't solved a single problem for yourself in your life. You'd know this better of yourself than I could, if you actually looked at yourself for once in your life.

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So any buds planning on going to Sendai. Assuming work is OK with it and I am able to get tickets to 5th fes, I'm debating going for about 3 weeks to Japan. 24/02-18/03. Start with the shart and then explore up north. End the trip by heading back to Tokyo for 5th fes

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>>63506593
No I'm poor

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DAY ONE! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY ONE!

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>>63506593
I'm not sure how good your nip is, but if it's acceptable enough for you to bother you might wanna try calling the place to see how long the promo is going beyond ~
I doubt it's ending overnight and it's almost certainly gonna last through fes because tourists etc, but it doesn't hurt to check

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>>63506751
Looks like 29th Feb is the last day:h ttps://hololive.hololivepro.com/en/news/20231128-01-54/
It would've nice if it were closer to 5th Fes, but I guess this was the only slot they could get. Then again, I don't think Cover really gives two shits about foreigners.

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>>63506928
I guess a month makes sense, but not trying to push it through fes is kind of a wasted opportunity, I feel
oh well, not like I'm able to go either way

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>>63506579
tl/dr seethe

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>>63506593
I'm far too poor to go to Sendai of all places. I hope their tourism board isn't expecting more than like, 20-30 foreigners top as a result of Gura's collab

On the other hand they might get quite a few japs since I see them excited about it in the VOD comments/twitter and its y'know actually feasible for them to go. Enjoy the weak yen tho :*)

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>>63505535
>Gura should pick up light novels
Hell no. Western novels are vastly superior to any light novel. Hobbit and LOTR are a good start to get her into other great western novels.

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>>63507053
tl;dr?
your default behavior is hurtful to others because you lack the awareness/sense that it's hurtful

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>>63507362
She and you like the hobbit. You have no taste and cannot be trusted.

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>>63507362
I like my trashy slow life and isekai light novels

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>>63507456
And you like the awareness to sense when you're getting trolled faggot, go masturbate or something, you're way too high strung.

[Anonymous No.]

my wife

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>>63507896
if you think what he's done is just 'lol trolling' then you're either a dumb newfag or a bitch who looks the other way when his gf is getting harassed

[Anonymous No.]

>my oshi at best is indifferent at worst hates me
Thanks I hate it.

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>>63508234
anything for my chumbuds :3c

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>>63508396
I like this :3c emote

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[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>63508819
:(

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>>63508819
imagine all the unfinished gura fanart

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>>63508819
How will Gura get more outfits now that Cover will ban her artist?

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>>63508819
Nacho still draws? I thought she just plays shitty fps games all day

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>>63508819
hey this hurts, is it suppose to hurt?

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>>63508819
is this correctly translated though?

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>>63508234
The feeling is mutual. I didn't like Tokyo wabi sabi and I don't care for the latest stream.

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>>63509184
Nachomama should strive to be like ui-mama. All that valorant is rotting her brain

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>>63509297

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>>63507542
Western novels mog the ever loving shit out of light novels. That isn't up for debate.

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>>63506593
>So any buds planning on going to Sendai.
Couldn't even begin to afford but. Have fun.

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>>63509297
She didnt finish it but it would be a waste not to post it anywhere

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>>63507138
>I hope their tourism board isn't expecting more than like, 20-30 foreigners top as a result of Gura's collab
20-30 people that are wealthy enough to fly to an island nation on the other side of the world are probably going to blow more money there than 2000 people that can't.

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>>63507362
Fuck you.

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>>63509394
True but are there any western novels where you reincarnate and live with your waifu on a farm?

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>>63508819
Funny you left out the biggest part making her comment look like something bad when it was not in the 1st place. If you was even a little bit of a fan of Gura's you would know the translation the page gives you is not 100% and what it says is she was drawing it for Halloween but did not finish it in time so it was a waste so she posted what she had done online. She was not saying anything bad about Gura in the 1st place so stop making Gura's artist look bad.

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>>63509560
I hope she goes back to it because it does look very good.

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>>63509394
lol sure fag, when steinbeck and dickens are considered model reading you know something's wrong

[Anonymous No.]

its better to imagine gura like she was one of those gangsters in the sopranos or something counting dirty cash on a table before stuffing it in a paper bag, all while chuckling to herself then taking a sip of cheap vodka from a can

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>>63509660
She might be burned out from drawing. I think it looks good enough.

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>>63509966
You may be right because she does do that a lot but yes all her works look good so as long as she can get back to drawing when she is no longer burned out then I will be happy.

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Now that she's back in action, where's her this week's schedule? Oh, hahah, my bad! This is Gura we are talking about, of course I meant her monthly schedule, not weekly!

...annual schedule? Any kind of schedule?

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>>63510246
Making you seethe Sunday to Saturday

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>>63510302
Seething =/= laughing.

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>>63510302
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday to Sunday, yo

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>>63510364
the loneliest laugh because nobody else will laugh with you...
I'm starting to get why antisharts work in packs now, they need someone else degenerate enough to give them a high five
sad

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>>63510503
>Nobody laughs with you
>That's why you have other people laughing with you
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

We could be getting tweets about what she's baking if you fags didn't make fun of her so much.

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>>63510684
nobody's laughing with you
not only because you don't belong here so you obviously don't make a joke anyone will find funny, but also because you're dull-witted and sense of humor sucks

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>>63509744
>Cherry picks the worst examples you can think of
>Their novels are still better than most light novels
Sad

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura likes eating those little blocks of cheese with the toothpicks in them with crackers on the side.

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>>63510946
I don't think she likes eating those because she generally does not like cheese.

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>>63510718
I'll make fun of her as much as I like.

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>>63510942
IT WAS DA BEST A TIEMZ
whatever u say bro

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>>63511017
I wish she did though.

[Anonymous No.]

so what are guras interests now besides reading? Do you think her house is spotless?

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>>63511164
Watch the stream and you can find out! Retard.

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>>63510718
autistic people don't know any better, please undastand

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>>63511164
Making arts and crafts

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>>63511205
I also want to know but won't watch the stream.

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Child

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>>63511164
Baking and reading. My daughterwife is pretty girly

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>>63511164
>>63511277
>"life stuff I guess? kinda just everything, you know"
Just burnout activities, obviously

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>>63511555
Should be on the missing kid milk cartons.

[Anonymous No.]

So . . .
She is burnt out.
The stay at home, neet, brain-dumb, can barely survive on her own woman. . . is doing real life stuff.

It's genuinly over. She chose IRL over us. It wasn't even close. She went as far as to say, "I am burnt out." Fucking wild.

Whelp. I was a yes bud this entire time, but she finally did it.

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>>63511044
Never said those two were amazing, just that light novels can't measure up to westerns novels and light novels are still worse than your worst examples. Funny how you don't pit light novels against stuff like The Chronicles of Narnia or The Blood Meridian, cause you know how pathetic it would look.

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>>63512173
Worst part is she even chose to GFE bait by saying, "My darlings" but chose not too. I'm honestly just. Ew. I feel gross and used.

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December looking packed guys!!

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>>63511164
I think she's just being a potato, to snag a teamateism
part online watching movies, part baking and reading, part whatever, she didn't really sound like she had a direction

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>>63512549
based

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>>63512173
>>63512410
You're not fooling anyone.

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>>63512599
that's perfect, but they're supposed to be a poltato with us.

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>>63512785
I like potatoes

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>>63512785
yeah and I wish it were the case but after mavie moy just maybe avoiding a trigger phrase, don't mind me fell through without a single word it isn't surprising, even if it is disappointing

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>>63512815

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I honestly can't believe we're at the level of poorly translated tweets being used as fact

You anti niggers are downright ridiculous.

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>>63510718
No we wouldn't. She doesn't give enough of a shit about chumbies for food tweets

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>bringing up old shit

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Will there be any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

[Anonymous No.]

Got a question if we got any Lorebuds in the thread.
Was the House Hunting arc the first time Gura went on an extended hiatus?

[Anonymous No.]

haha what if someone kyoani'd the guraquarium as a protest in minecraft lol wouldn't that be wild

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>>63512402
I think Narnia SUCKS

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>>63513189
stop being retarded with your "subtle" doxxfag attempts, schizo

[Anonymous No.]

is almost time for the stream

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna sit on the floor for my depression shower.

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>>63514888
But icky feet touch that.

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>>63514888
But your dirty feet touch the floor too...

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>>63515047
>>63515050
It's a depression shower. Who cares? I don't.

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>>63514888
I pee in the shower

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Since its basically confirmed now that Gura isn't going to stream or interact with the chumbies at all unless she's forced to by sponsors, is this officially just a mope about no content general?

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>>63515192
I didn't ask Gura.

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>>63514888
why was gura so concerned with feet going up her butt anyway

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>>63515245
Yes. Now go away and let me be a pathetic worm.

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>>63515245
No, this is a general about chumbuds getting with fembuds.

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Wife soon?

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>>63515329
this is less aimed at you and more some retards in the moment, but she was once a child who lived with and was raised by her parents, which means sharing a bathroom/shower
I actually did the same thing, but it was less of a feet thing and more of a 'there are two kinds of people, those who pee in the shower and liars' realization

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what extra curricular activities will you be doing today?

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>>63515410
I need to find an antifembud so we can seethe together and have passionate Gura hating sex where we take turns cosplaying as Gura and raping each other.

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>>63515520
share new experiences with my wife

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>>63515410
They don't exist or don't want me.

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>>63515496
Wife burnt out... Wife no more stream... Wife not coming back... Sorry chumbie.

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>>63515496
The kind of wife that makes you sleep on the couch and tells you to leave for a couple hours when her guy friends from work come over

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I think Gura is smart.

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remember when gura wiped her cunny with a dirty shirt

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>>63516202
I conceptualize and goom to her story often

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>>63515723
hm..

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>>63515723
why are incels so obsessed with getting cucked

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>>63516666
just the brown ones

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It's so depressing.

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So was this Gawr Gura?

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>>63511821
When people talk like this it means they're bored

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>>63517605
no

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pretty sure i already said the things i had to say but just as a closer:
this is how things are from now on. she's not dying, she's not doing some special project that takes all of her time and she's not clashing with management.
by her own words she's "burn out". of what exactly? when people burn out they usually don't want to do the thing they get burn from right? but she keeps doing projects so... it looks like streaming (the actual problem we had for a while) is the thing she's burn out of.
can she come back? sure, everything is possible but there's no signs she's going to right now.
i know some people here will support her no matter what (by their own words) and some people stopped supporting her already.
the guy that is always talking about her hairy pussy is the best poster in this thread btw
>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110280396
the anons obsessed with "fembuds" are the most cringe.

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>>63517806
>the anons obsessed with "fembuds"
It's just 1 obsessed ritual poster

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>>63517806
>the guy that is always talking about her hairy pussy is the best poster in this thread btw
cringe
>the anons obsessed with "fembuds" are the most cringe.
based

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>>63517806
Not the first time I've been called both the best poster and cringe at the same time.

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>>63518087
I knew it was the same guy!

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>>63517605
This could be her but I don't think she is burned out on playing games I think she may be burned out on streaming is all. Let her take the rest of this year and if things work out she may start off strong next year. But if she is burned out and is playing games off stream then that would keep the burnout going.

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Why doesn't she know any anime

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>>63512402
Zimiamvian would be a better representative for a fantasy novel series than Narnia imo (especially since Narnia is more of a kid friendly series which limited Lewis).

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>>63517806
I do not believe she's been doing projects or working on much over the last few months
again, shinkiro was Marine's thing with most of the work being the gorgeous MV, honeyworks is a large project with many involved and alot of moving parts, she spent like 4 months of the year total in japan working so I'm willing to bet on just about everything having been recorded before and during summer, and the amazon jp hey check this out twitter posts videos she did were so old that they still had her outfit reveal weirdass blur on
in conclusion, she does seem to be burnt out on just about everything and not just us, which isn't really better, but still

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>>63518224
Gooba grew up on American and Canadian cartoons

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>>63515511
What's wrong with peeing in the shower? It just goes down the drain unless you're talking about pissing there all the time or some shit.

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>>63518216
She said she wasn't playing games. She was apparently "avoiding tech stuff" in general

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Bloop is sleeping

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>>63518407
I fucking hate bloop

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>>63518293
Me too.

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>>63518407
Move out of the way faggot

[Anonymous No.]

My burnt out daughterwife...

[Anonymous No.]

nah you know what? fuck it
i'll anti gura until she brings bloop back
where are my fellow bloopers at?

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>>63518308
now that I'm older I don't really care, I've got my own shower, but Gura is a once bitten thrice shy sort, as soon as someone elses feet or pee in the shower entered her brain sitting down in there for anything other than a full blown bath was likely no-go until the day she dies, even if she was the last person on earth

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>>63518344
That is good it helps with burnout I hope she gets to spend a lot of time having fun why she is taking her break.

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>>63518283
It does seem to be a burn out with Hololive stuff in general. I think the behind the scenes Hololive stuff is what did more to burn Gura out than streaming. Could've been a bunch of stuff getting canceled, who knows, but I don't think it was streaming.

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>>63517806
is there even more than 1 image of gura with pubes?

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>>63518636
He's detrimental!

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>>63518636
Gura was right about making it where people set on Bloop's face is where he belongs.

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>>63517605
>>63518216
No its not her, retards. Burnout was easy to see, way before September 2023. It started in May of 2022.

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>>63518407
Damn I forgot about bloop. Nacho should've just made her mascot a shrimp.

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>>63518730
Oh you're not actually saying anything just making weird conjectures. My bad carry on.

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>>63518918
T_T

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>>63519104
The bloop Ina made was fine it's just that Nacho made bloop look ugly.

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>>63519232
t. bloop, go away

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>>63518844
But she is not on a break, so she will do anything that Cover asks

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gura should sing some hamilton songs

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>>63519320
Shut up Mumei

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>>63519317
Not everything because if that was the case she would be streaming a game for us to watch.

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>>63518407
yeah, he's sleeping forever

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>>63519385
they're good songs tho

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>63519448
Cover doesn't ask her or really any talent to do that.

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>>63519320
>>63519385
I don't think that is Mumei but it sounds just like something that creep Bjoarn would say about Gura.

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Gura is ugly.

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>>63519320
Is that thing actually any good or was it just one of the first race swapping bullshit things and people were forced to say they liked it or they would get canceled by FBI agents many accounts on Twitter?

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>>63519570
i am a hoobud though
who are some hoobuds

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>>63519621
shes just like me

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>>63519670
I don't like all of the songs but some are really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0k0FJrY4a8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InupuylYdcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFN-aqPJH8

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>>63517806
Yeah, fembud obsession is cringe. Hobbies get inundated with groomers a lot and it makes things awkward for everyone who's actually there for the hobby.

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I went and got my hair cut today buds. Also the lady that cut it asked me if I had a girlfriend and all I could do is laugh and say no while thinking about Gura.

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>>63519989
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

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>>63520096
lmao like that will ever happen. they dont leave the house.

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>>63519570
uh no I think bjoarn is more likely to be someone like the guy who calls everyone seething anti feistybuds while himself visibly seething on cooldown and constantly replying to bait, that's more his speed
I don't know why you'd say that about wanting her to sing some songs, I think we used to like that once upon a time

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone switch to kiddie toothpaste after Gura did?

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>>63519670
Is it one of the first? I see blacks doing stage acting all the time. Like they will generally have a white guy play Moses but everyone else in Egypt is black for some reason.

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>>63520096
How can this be possible when there are 100+ chumbuds for every fembud?

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>>63519320
this but les miserables

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>>63520096
But they won't cuz the hobby will be infiltrated by groomers and the fembuds will be chased away.

[Anonymous No.]

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>63515612
This is making me feel things I shouldn't be feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63520096
where to find fembud

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>>63521104
There were a ton of fembuds at connect the world

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>>63520026
should have said yes, unless you thought she was hitting on you, then it's ok

[Anonymous No.]

Gura just needs a good spanking to straighten her out

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>>63520861
why shouldn't it make you feel things?

[Anonymous No.]

Unless she decides to stream this weekend I think ill look into making my own bread. It sounds like a fun idea.

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>>63520470
Can we share?
Maybe some of us could become fembuds too, not me of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63521335
I think you should make your own bread even if she does stream.

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>>63521269
I love her.

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>>63521236
spanked with hockey sticks

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>>63521426
this, or maybe don't because it'll ruin store bought stuff for you

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>>63521184
She wasn't but that topic was so out of the blue that I just sort of answered. I don't mind chatting if the person doing the cutting wants but normally I just like to watch them work, it's kinda satisfying.

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>>63521426
It's about how much time I'll have. If Gura streams I likely won't have time to look into how to do it, go to the store for ingredients, and to make it. If she streams that just means I'd have to wait for another day to try it out.

[Anonymous No.]

I like this shark

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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>>63521236
applied by me, several times.

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>>63521426
I want to put a bun in her oven specifically.

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>>63521881
Oven is clearly occupied

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I unironically believe Gura would be far better off if she had a hobby that she can stream instead of playing videogames all the time. It would help solve both problems of her being burnt out, and actually make regular content. Mori makes music, Ina draws, what can Gura do?

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>>63522010
name every typical woman hobby and we can narrow something down for her

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>>63522010
Gura can read to us. She can also do cooking/baking streams.

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>>63521335
I made fermented pizza dough during the coof. The fermentation gives the dough a yeasty/beer like taste. I liked it.
Whenever I dont feel like making a pizza I baked the dough with nothing on it to make a flat bread

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>in the past 2.5 months Gura has repeatedly read The Hobbit several times

The autism allegations are becoming truer

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>>63522010
I thought she was going to do carpentry streams.

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>>63522275
gawr gura saws a finger off, real, not clickbait,10m views

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>>63522243
I shall read the hobbit now

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>>63522342
Saws are sentient now and won't chop off human fingers.

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>>63522342
I can one up you with 364m views on a saw not cutting a sausage.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3DjyC9f8LPU

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>>63517806
Cringe

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>>63522397
>>63522556
how the hell does that work, magic? what a world we live in

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>>63521923
by me and with me

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>>63522243
DYRB?

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>>63522652
https://youtu.be/SYLAi4jwXcs?t=152

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Bro... Just the mere thought of Gura sobbing because she accidentally hurt herself on stream is already stressing me out

[Anonymous No.]

I just want Gura to be happy and healthy.

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I just want Gura to be happy and healthy, with me.

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I just want to be happy and healthy with a fembud by my side.

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She deserves all the happiness in the world

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What if Gura used the money she saved to open a bakery.

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>>63526530
she wouldn't be able to manage it by herself at all.

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>>63526579
she wouldn't be able to manage it period, even with help, it'd kill her
forget the managerial headaches, even just the baking part is way more than it seems looking in from the customer side

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>>63526083
my daki's still in the box, I just think "why bother?"

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>>63526782
How quick would Gura get burnt out in managing a bakery? 2 years?

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>>63526782
>she wouldn't be able to manage it period
If she wants to be involved at all and not just the main investor then this is the sad truth for her. Obviously we don't see all of what goes on behind the scenes for hololive but actually owning and managing a bakery seems like so much more demanding and time consuming work compared to what she's doing within hololive.

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>>63526937
you're trying to be cute but I'm serious, it's the sort of thing a more functional person both mentally and physically dreams of, tries and walks away from shaking their head and saying holy fuck never again

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>>63526900
Went to clean mine last week. Pulled it off and still haven't cleaned it.

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>>63526900
I dont have an inner pullow

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>>63526900
>>63527292
same desu to both of these
I've got a longish pillow that could work though, I guess

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>>63527116
i just cleaned mine
left it outside and it became frozen like a popsicle

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>>63527365
https://dakimakuri.com/shop/item/inner
buy this. its worth it ($170 with shipping)

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Gura is blue outside and pink on the inside.

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>>63527424
> frozen like a popsicle
Frozen from chum more like it

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>>63527456
thanks, I'll bookmark for better days

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Gura ate Bloop!

[Anonymous No.]

birthday merch comes next month

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>>63522243
>>63522383
Gura should read Silmarilion (Tolkien's other work which is harder to read and is very autistic)

[Anonymous No.]

I fucked my dakimagura.

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>>63527747
don't even know what I'm gonna do with the ebi plush, put it in front of dino I guess

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>>63527910
it's a lot easier to take on trips for pictures than dino gura is

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Gura reads the same book for 2 months, plays rhythm games on expert difficulty and has trouble eating outside in public. Luckily vtubing was a thing otherwise I don't think she can make it.

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>>63527747
I like this image

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Gura, I told my professor that I'm going to use your DNA to make babies and he told me to get your permission first before he gives me permission to use the university's facilities for it.

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>>63527498
Marine has first hand experience

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>>63528127
Where did you get her DNA anyway?

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Gura has logged off and so should (You)

[Anonymous No.]

not enough hatred here, they are still talking about the announcement

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>>63528202
From her signed merch.

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announcement?

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>>63528362
i think it was like stickers or something

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>>63528362
anon-semen

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>>63528127
I want to clone a Gura and keep her in my basement. I will make her watch baby making videos and groom her into my personal onahole.

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>>63522010
Gunpla builds

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>>63528513
it wont have her personality though, it will just look like her.

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i still cant believe gura can read....
its a fake news right???

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how's that sendai trip fund looking bros? if i put in some overtime i think im gmi

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>>63528690
saving my money for holofes

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>>63528690
even if I had the availability I'd have to choose between it and fes for the timing, kinda sucks

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>>63528690
rather than sendai you can send-nudes and i will pay for your trip

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she'll ghost us again won't she

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>>63529146
I'm a ghost though?

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My only regret is that I'm planning a summer japan trip. Unless the aquarium collab is year long, I'm gonna miss it.

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>>63529066
butthole

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Gura should have collab with EXE and release their best hip onahole merch. Moulded after the real Gawr Gura, you can use her cunny to your hearts delight!

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>>63529287
going off a post earlier in the thread it seems to be about a month long, ending at the end of february
still worth checking yourself though, who knows

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>>63529306
I'd love if hololive did any kind of onahole merch

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The gura girl friend experience is really insane, honestly I respect the dedication to the bit. I'm just waiting for the part where she comes back thinking she wants to be with me again, to only rip my heart out and leave realizing she made a mistake. She didn't intend to hurt me, she just didn't want to admit it was over and neither could I. Susuga same same desu

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>>63530114
Why not Sasagu?

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>>63529146
she told you yesterday, watch the stream.

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>>63530114
she did that yesterday

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I want to know what childrens' toothpaste gura uses

[Anonymous No.]

Is it inappropriate to name a pet cat after gura?

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>>63530888
I think 14 is a little old to still be using children's toothpaste.

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>>63530993
I've always want to name a cat after maple from nekopara

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>>63530888

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>>63531108
My current one is Mew but I think she's going to have to go down soon unfortunately. I like Yui from k-on but gawr, gura, or something like goombus seems like it might be better

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>>63530993
i named my cat ezekiel though

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[Anonymous No.]

*jiiiiii*

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>>63517605
The captcha system would have hard filtered her. so no, besides, she only likes hugbox sites like plebbit. it's why shitting up her plebbit board used to be effective to get her to stream.

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Gura still find fart jokes funny what is wrong with her. She really needs to grow up and stop pedo baiting.

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>>63533288
>captcha

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>>63533384
>2021

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waoh u guys got the gold account too?

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I can't believe you fucking fags actually threw dosh at hiroshimoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63533672
It's like 20 dollars for me to be lazy, worth it when you post daily. also it makes people like you upset

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>>63526937
6 months tops.

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>>63533773
yeah-yeah ok, but did ya HAVE to give it to the singular most yiddish chink to have ever lived: hiroshimoot.
There had to be a better solution anon. this is fucking shameful.

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*big sip*

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>>63530993
I named one of my retainers in FF14 after Gura and made her look like Gura.

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i want an idolm@ster-style hololive game and i want it NOW

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>>63534199
That's a bit different from a real animal you have for a decade or two, but fair

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even considering it's a lull where most of the usual suspects are busy elsewhere, it's slow
day after and yet something like that webm triggered no response

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>>63535196
sorry chum, was 2 busy beating bloop and forgot to respond
(you)

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>>63534489
TuT

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>>63535313
it wasn't me but thanks for the (You) I suppose

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I just want to watch Gura goom infront of me. Is that too much to ask for?

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Gura streamed and none of you guys told me!
wad de fug

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Gura streamed in the toilet.

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>>63535854
my name is the toilet

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>>63535854
That toilet? My mouth.

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Just thinking of how a tiny body like Gura being able to hold so much liquid in and releasing it out from her tiny pee hole is making me so horny. Tbh i would pay money just to watch Gura pee

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>>63536185
based and same desu

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>>63535919
Why do piss fetish artists draw smoke/mist/etc around the pee?

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>>63536348
Pee is warm?

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>>63536348
Conceptualize the smell.

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>>63535854
Gura would never do that and you know it. Since when has gura ever streamed genuinely? It was always a lie, obviously she can't because she's a girl and girls cant pee or poop, stupid. That can fart though.

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Guras pissy wet stinky bushy puccy ToT

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>>63536426
Yeah but so are lots of other things, people are warm too.

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>>63536485
I want to smell those stinky farts

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>>63536567
Have you never pissed outside when it was cold?

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>>63536846
No officer, I would never.

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Woah it has been 3 years since Gura came into my life. This also means I have goomed to her at least 1000 times so far. Incredible.

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you'd think a fan rhythm game with holo music would be one of the first things people make
doubt many chumbuds know about imas though, here's my fav from boomerm@s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAFdGAERnmw

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>>63537722
Oyasame

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>>63537722
sharkdreams

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>>63537465
>doubt many chumbuds know about imas though
as a larger chumbud pool maybe not, but I'd like to think some of us still in here came from /jp/, and not just 2019/2020 /jp/

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>>63537722
Sleep tight buddy

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>>63537465
for me, it's overmaster

here's a compilation starlit season mods if you play that
https://rentry.org/imas_starlit

>>63537756
i was a big /jp/ shitposter in the early 2010s, fun times
i wonder if that /jp/ meido or ``NSJ'' is still around

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should try anal sex at least once in her life. She can't always insist to use the cuncun

[Anonymous No.]

imagine how her cunny feels like

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>>63537756
I bet even people that came to /jp/ in 2020 are pretty rare here too.

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>>63538196
rarer nowadays, too, unfortunately
elona threads seem to still be kicking, depending on your definition of kicking, that's nice

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So I have to make company with you assholes for another 2 months until I see Gura again???

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>>63537756
never really got into /jp/ (don't really care for touhou aside from its music), was an /a/fag but any weeb boomer converged into niconico core origins
gura did do the touhou song duo with mori for splash party, a very interesting selection, and there's kyun vampire girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44KgS5topGo

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>>63538377
Honestly I'm pretty much taking a break after the news yesterday, motivation is pretty shot. I usually post like 10-20 times a day but I've just been skimming today and barely posting anything.

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>>63538503
I've been posting too much for my own taste but there's mostly nothing behind it, fingers moving head empty, deadened

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>>63505535
Fuck that let's do this shit

[Anonymous No.]

did goob talk about her phone injury at all?

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>>63508819
Will Gura be streaming for Halloween 2024?

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>>63539182
Maybe if she isn't burnt out

[Anonymous No.]

Gura.