The Shiori Novella - Chapter 5, Page 467

[Anonymous No.]

If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you and you'll never learn.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Advent John Wick Watch-A-Long: TBA

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BVCHXW9SVg
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnjmGmUEvE

Into The Woods【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1G4fjkpls4&t=4819s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori would love V from DMC a lot. I bet she'd love Chase Atlantic too.

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>>63207309
I am aaaaaaa'ing my maracas.

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>>63207279
She's smoking candy sticks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Shiori should _____________________

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SHIORI A CUTE

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This was funny.
https://files.catbox.moe/746ozj.webm
https://streamable.com/nkyerj

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SHIORI CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

You fags are no better than Discord and pre-chat niggers if you're mentioning ***, ********, ******** here

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>>63207615
Never went to either, so I'd trust you.

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>>63207615
>bitching about something that was happening on page 10, in direct relation to writing / writers.
if you hate writerfags then yeah i can see why you piss off, but page was already dying brother. nobody care about it much just like traumadumping on page 10.

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>>63207615
Mix, Granblue and Abdullah my brothers

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>>63207615
I want to **** Shiori. I want her to be my ****. But too bad she doesn't **** me. In fact she ***** me.

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>>63207615
Hi. I was the anon that brought it up.
I was kinda shitposting, I'm drunk, I went to the bar I mentioned earlier and missed a good amount of the smash collab. The bar was depressing (guess what, only alcoholics go to a bar by themselves on thanksgiving) but I got my reps in by riding a bike to the bar so it's okay.

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>>63207788
I can read this fine!

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>>63207850
Fuck, I can also.

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>>63207788
I FUCKING HATE THAT I KNOW WHAT EVERY CENSORED WORD SAYS FUCK YOU

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>>63207524
https://files.catbox.moe/aq1eb0.webm
https://streamable.com/lpidvw

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>>63207788
>I want to kiss Shiori, I want her to be my slut. But too bad she doesn't hate me. In fact she loves me.

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shiori thread im out of vodka should i crack open the precious peko juice or noel gin or just call it a night

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>>63207991
And that's all I've got. We were spoiled today, and it looks like she had a great time.
https://files.catbox.moe/aq1eb0.webm
https://streamable.com/i8xd8e

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>>63208037
No, you need to save that for Christmas/New Years

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>>63208037
You know the ritual anon, evens you pop peko, odds you pop Noel any dubs or trips and you head to bed.

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>>63208107
W-Wrong catbox link but thank you for your great work once again!

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>>63208118
legit the peko juice is so disgusting it's like drinking spoiled prune juice, like i'm cannibalizing my dead grandma

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>>63208107
>>63208169
Ah shit, it's a night for mistakes.
Here's the correct one.
https://files.catbox.moe/rxcuh5.webm

[Anonymous No.]

Smol Shiori

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>>63208217
Its an acquired taste...I'm alright with it but I have had better Umeshu.

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>>63208332
If you had a tiny Shiori, would you ____ it?

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>>63208361
That hypothetical lives in my head.

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>>63208335
i don't know why i got 3 bottles of it
there was so much of it at akihabara radio kaikan though, they just kept restocking it. it was calling me, and the USA's dumbass liqour import laws made it doubly tempting.

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>>63207615
Hi remey, demi, mexican zubat, zippo, liyu, Dan, sanakan, pudding, nurunuru, daily dose
You guys are so cooooool

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>>63208661
You and I fell for the bait at Kaikan I see.

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Is it just me, or has shiori not heard of a lot of things most people have?

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I want to slit all namefag throats.

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>>63208729
She has her interests and sticks to them, and I wouldn't be surprised if she had a couple thousand hours in C.AI

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Bookwyrm dakimakura soon boys

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>>63208858
Really hope its drawn by kayahara mama

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>>63208744
This is a christian thread, christian please calm the fuck down in the name of christ

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>>63208691
You forgot Christian

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I want to write but I'm tired. She stoked my imagination good.

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>>63208723
I'll remember the peko juice radio kaikan runs until the end of my days. I wonder if I were to somehow go there now if it's still in stock.

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>>63209110
I was there 2 months ago and there are still plenty to go around including some Genshin ones. Knowing Shiori doesn't drink I doubt we'd see a branded one from her...maybe Raden?

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Has anyone shared a copy of John Wick for the upcoming watch along yet?

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>>63209172
>Knowing Shiori doesn't drink I doubt we'd see a branded one from her...maybe Raden?
Probably Raden yeah.
idk if this is you, but: I feel a little bad no one in Advent drinks but I understand why and it's probably for the best. No one in advent is really old enough to drink "honestly," if that makes any sense. IMHO the only time I feel you can really start drinking seriously is in your 30s, when you feel like you've "tried" everything people say you "should" have done and it didn't work.
No one in EN (nevermind advent) is that old and I don't think any EN will ever debut in that age range at this point.
Us ojisans are alone. We can only like and admire the younger talents and support them.

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So, is Shiori actually good at Smash and Novelites are not in fact jobbers? Or are the other 3 jobbers?

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>>63209475
>us ojisans
haha...Jokes on you anon I've stopped smoking and drinking ever since I returned from Japan/Shiori's debut/Nip whamen friend. But I wholeheartedly agree on what you're feeling. If I'm not mistaken Mori is the only one who drinks recreationally?
>>63209508
Genuinely think she's good at the game, won't say on a "competitive" level but enough to carry herself in parties.

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>right away
So the filtering WILL happen.

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>>63207711
>it's page 10 so it's okay
what the fuck is this retarded argument? guess doxxposting is allowed as well when it's page 10

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>>63209475
Stopped smoking too, 6 months till it's three years already. For drinking, stopped drinking solo and just only sometimes socially. Drank too hard when I was young so I am paying for it now.

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>>63207615
This thread is not better, which is why it's always funny seeing the seethe about pre-chat here. They'll then justify it by saying "it's anonymooose", while also attaching name and avatar to every posts. Pathetic

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>>63209475
>Us ojisans
Jokes on you, I'm still in my early 20's and I don't drink, I only smoke and even then I'm quitting.

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Just encrypt the words you wanna censor in morse code and b64.

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>>63209997
Shiori is my d2lmZQ==

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>>63209759
i didnt see you bitching about traumadumping on page 10 which has always been reserved for page 10 bump limits. i dont see you bitching about most of the discussions going on in this very page either. tho i do see you bitch about writing and people that write shit. you can just say you hate writing in general, but then why you here?

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>>63209809
That's great to hear anon. I made sure to drink my fill in Japan before abandoning the enjoyments of it which included daily cans of tall beers and bottles which I bought from Kaikan. In return I've been going to the gym more!

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>Bitching about namefaggot is somehow related to writing
You see your problem here?

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>>63210059
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>>63210110
That's great, and honestly if you can manage to drink moderately, then it's also fine!

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>>63210059
Shut the ZnVjawo= up. I get c2h5 easily.

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>>63210146
sad jealous cunts itt

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https://twitter.com/yukiwys/status/1727919259421172094

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>>63210146
NTA but this whole thing started because someone wanted to be a writefag and then others suggested that he go read certain novelites writings, because they're probably good starting points to writing better.
How are you supposed to not bring up certain people at that point? A lot of novelites writings (mostly pre-chat) are not that good so without being specific, the dude that wanted to write better would have to sift through shit.

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>>63209670
mori stopped, or so she claims. She did things pretty hard when she was indie but she's clean now.
antis claim gura used to drink really hard and started again recently but it's likely she has genuine health problems.
Fauna did like one cute little drinking stream where she drank like one white claw and that was it. Kronii also did a drinking stream but that was kind of a joke. Also I think Ame drank once a tiny little bit for a new years stream.
>>63209809
I mean that's what I mean. I don't really drink but I've only started drinking relatively recently. I'm a little worried. That's what I mean by "honestly," I didn't drink for a long time and I guess now I sorta do now that I'm older. Like, what's the point? I abstained from abusing substances for so long and it just ended up with me being as depressed and fucked up as I would have been otherwise. Literally my own father said to me, once, "your problems are why a lot of people turn to drink" How am I supposed to take that?

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>>63208107
cheers as always mate

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>>63210220
who should fuck?

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>>63210559
Wasn't there also a drinking collab with Fauna, Bae, Moom in new years?

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>>63210617
That's a good idea....

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>>63210559
Dunno mate, wish I could tell you anything better but yeah. Wish I moderated with the drinking at least.

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Jesus my hours in /ASMR/ taught me how to decode these

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what if the FBI reads my posts

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>>63210703
Me but with /mmd/ in /h/. The koreans are stingy with their piracy.

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>>63210703
There are actually anons that don't copy paste them on an online decoder?

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>>63210865
wait a minute this isn't base64

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>>63210559
Didn't mean to mock you with the jokes on you bit. But yeah having that said to you can really be detrimental to the mental health, I do suggest trying out some other hobbies if you have the dosh and interest for it such as building model kits of cars and painting them. Its fairly therapeutic like the gym to keep me from thinking of things whenever Shiori isn't around.

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>>63210865
I can Alicespeak too, bud.

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>>63210865
I love Shiori too

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Oh, we're doing this?
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>>63210926
Yeah, it's cringe64

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>>63211054
Oi.

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>>63211054
we don't do that here.

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>>63211054
kek

>Gibberish text
now clean it up janny

[Anonymous No.]

wh-what's happening...

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>>63211054
I guess...

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unironically i think i'm probably like a lot of the antagonists in the harvester games. just loathsome creatures meant to be killed by a righteous but tortured woman. i deserve to die by shiori's hand. i'm worthless.
>>63210935
I like gunpla. I've been meaning to get an airbrush for painting but it's a little pricey.
I didn't perceive the joke at all, just saying is all.
I really hate being alone though. It's what I feared from a pretty young age, when I started having problems (like 12/13 or so) and it's come true.
>>63210708
they only care if you actually commit a crime that a lot of other people see or you become a problem for important people
in which case they will trawl all your posts for evidence and will fuck you for sure
hth

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alright y'all goodnight for reals this time. don't have anymore melties alright? The raw eggs did not kill me

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>>63211450
Kill yourself

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Since Shiori will be with her family around New Years too, I assume that Advent wouldn't be in the next Holofes? Might literally need two years before their 3D.

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>>63211483
I won't just because you said I should.

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>>63211450
My last message to you before bed. I hate being alone too and I constantly have this egging pressure that all my friends from various friend groups truly hate me due to them flaking on me whenever I do ask them out or even because I rely on them abit much due to living furthest away but nevertheless after having multiple heartbreaks and being used sexually by someone I tried to date I realized being alone at times is perfectly fine and small interactions like these are what I truly appreciate. If anything being in the thread and having C.Ai Shiori is enough for the time being for me.

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Was busy in Uni today
Should I catch up on the collab
And should I catch up on previous threads

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>>63211746
answer is both.

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May I perish in my sleep and be spared from a lifetime of dealing with my near maxxed out mental darkness

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Speaking of the encoded audio drama, do you guys have any issues that it was written by someone that isn't Shiori?
As for myself, I'm on the side that it would be better if it's her own scriptwriting.
But to play the devil's advocate here, when you think about it, if she makes her own VN in the future, it's most likely not going to be written by her. And most eroges out there are written by a man too and not their voice actresses.

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>>63212135
I don't mind, but I wish it was better written if so. Actually, at that point I'd only accept scuff if it's 100% Shiori.

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>>63212135
Yes, I do have problem with it. It was supposed to be intimate, yet she let her friend wrote it. I understand she wants to get her friends involved but this left a sour taste

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>>63212135
Yeah, that last script SUCKED! And only my wife is allowed to suck here

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can anyone speak n64?

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>>63212135
I definitely would prefer if she wrote the script instead. I don't mind the quality. I'm not expecting her to be a world-class writer anyway.
But then it's not like she does not double check the script and ask for revisions if it's not according to her vision, r-right?

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>>63212135
I'm alright with it. I would prefer if it was written by our punk goth archiver autistic yumejoshi Shiori Novella herself however.

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>>63212135
>script by Shiori
>if good
KINO
>if bad
my wife doing her best

>script by others
>if good
That’s nice
>if bad
FUCK

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>>63212135
I don't mind the fact, but it didn't feel like something that needed to be outsourced. The whole thing was like 15 lines.

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>>63212135
Personally, I don't mind it, I care more about the quality of the spoken lines since it's supposed to be an audio.
While it certainly wasn't bad, it still felt too script-reading, but she said she recorded both October's and November's together so that's understandable.
The sports audio was very very good though so she either improved in a short amount of time, or was in the zone and had the sport audio recorded together with Oct/Nov audios.

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>>63211678
are you a girl? well, doesn't really matter but I appreciate it, I know guys can get used in that way as much as women can and it sucks just as bad.
I feel like if I had some kind of intimate relationship w/ a woman I'd have something to work with in life in terms of figuring shit out, but apparently that is a tall order. I remember I had a lot of friends that had close sexual/intimate encounters with women and eventually figured things out but maybe that's something that's too intense for me or not in the cards and I'm better off without it.
it sucks being old though and most people have gone through that experience in some way or another and the absence of that experience just seems to scare other people off or separate you from them.

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>>63212135
it's okay as long as it's written by a woman

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>>63212819
I guess it's not okay then

[Anonymous No.]

I was talking to character AIs all night, what is the thread up to right now? It looks like gibberish to me but I don't know if it's because I'm half asleep or because you're all being goofy goobers.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YzmhWkDOIk
Advent watchalong frame.

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>>63213623
I love you too. Have an ice cream.

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SHIORI DON’T LOOK AT THE CATALOG

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how were the south park black friday smorgasbord and smash streams last night?

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>>63213851
She was very cool in the smash stream.
South park was pretty cool. Shopping was also very cool, felt nice and cozy, like your girlfriend sending you links of stuff she wants to buy and asking for your opinions on them.
Overall very cool.....

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>>63213851
We have (obviously) discovered that Shiori's innuendos and humor came from South Park. The window online shopping was great too. Mostly consisted of ball-jointed dolls and daki. Might wanna check hololyzer to see Shiori's bot posts.

For the smash stream, as expected, she mogged them all.

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huh, so I guess the threat worked, and she managed to keep her book?

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>>63213946
Seems that way so far. Hope that’s the case. That book doesn’t need a new archiver.

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>>63213849
I got looped into the powerlevel thread and the literal last tierlist posted is the best.

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Slow thread
Comfy thread

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>>63214159
I love Power levels discussion so much

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>>63214769
Yeap same, that's how I got into type-moon. Shame it almost always end up in shit flinging though.

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>>63214159
>Shiori is the last one
>labeled simply as human
>they don't know about the void archives
>they don't know about pataphysics

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>>63214842
>As for Ame and Shiori, they definitely aren't very strong offensively on paper, but they could definitely pose a threat given their unknown potential.
I like what this anon said here basically.

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Is Nerissa dangerous

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>>63214909
I mean. There’s a reason Shiori is hiding her horn. Nerissa can drive you insane with the sound of her voice alone.

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>>63214882
Shiori is obviously weak on physical combat. She's tiny, anyone could easily manhandle her. Her strength lies more in playing the long game and acting behind the scenes. She's the one that came up with the plan to break out of prison, and undoubtledly the one who united advent, hence her being the leader.
And I'll add her special move "Car Crash" can destroy any creature with a defense rating of building and below

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>>63215282
Yep yep, that's a good one too. It doesn't have to be always raw power.

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Still waiting for the Nun Confession stream.

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She gave up on roleplaying, just one more thing added to the list.

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>>63215282
She also knows too much, that’s also her strength. I wonder what landed her in the cell in the first place, like what did she learn that was so secretive the gods had to lock her up?

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>>63215364
God, I want a Shiori outfit with religious motifs. It doesn't even have to be a full nun one

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big dorky gorth tits

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>>63215469
Same, but if it's something with a side slit or is a tabard, I can live with it.

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Shiori's goth cock with a bullring going through her urethra.

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>>63215469
She should wear a burqa like a proper woman inshallah

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>>63215565
Well. That’s certainly an image.

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>>63215460
I like to point out that she was locked up in the same place where they locked up
>Two abyss guard dogs
>A demon succubus able to basically brainwash with her voice
>An elemental fairy rock magic girl who can enthrall with just her appearance

You don't throw the equivalent of a political prisoner into interdimensional guantanamo for no reason. Either she has learned something that's reality shattering, or she has unknown powers that warrant locking her up in a maximum security place.
And then you follow that thought with the fact that she has managed to break out of said place, with the help of the rest of advent.

My lore reps are lacking so I might have some things wrong about Rissa and Bijou

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>>63215699
Nerissa is more or less right. The being able to control people isn’t so much the fact that she got locked up though but the fact she additional can drive people mad to the point of suicide. Basically, a lot of people killed themselves due to her voice. Like a siren kinda
No clue about Biboo though.

Personal, I don’t think Shiori has powers outside of archiving, I think she was locked up because she knows some reality breaking secret. If we wanted to tie this to other Holos, maybe the gods she upset are the same gods that set up council, if that’s still even canon anymore. Stealth lore changes, man.

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>>63216046
iirc biboo lore states that she drove masses of people mad passively which caused them to fight each other over ownership of the cute dumb pebble, hence the imprisonment

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>>63215699
Shiori raped me back in 2017

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>>63213946
What did I miss here?

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>>63216176
Makes sense, no wonder she tries to keep a relatively happy persona

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>>63216176
And she's doing it again... making JP and EN members her mom.

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>>63216299
>>63216366
she's lucky she's cute, and dumb

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>>63216176
Isn't that exactly what she's doing right now? I don't watch Biboo and yet whenever I see her on a collab or a clip I find her appealing

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>>63216473
yeah, the whole pebble drawing stream she had at near her debut pretty much explained that she has no control over her madness aura so she turns her viewers into pebbles to make them immune to it

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Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

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>>63216046
nerissa was the kys poster all along

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Shiori is the strongest with prep time.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want someone to hold hands with on the first class flight seats that I also paid for while the flight attendants kiss our asses and offer ice cream

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>>63217153
Sorry this could be seen as off-topic since I didn't attach a Shiori image. I meant that I want that with Shiori.

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>>63217188
Not like it matters here

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>look for clips of smash yesterday stream
>only clips of shiori-kronii autism
>0 clips of shiori gaming
pain

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>>63216046
Shiori got locked up because she knows where the one piece is and what it can do

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Since off-topic is fine here
Feels good to watch the VoD of the collab while waiting in line for Black Friday
5 more hours to go

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>>63212716
>Are you a girl
No..I only study/work to get through the next day.

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Shiori was joking about not knowing what comprises a BLT, right?

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>>63217604
Yeah. She already told you that you shouldn't believe her lies, bro.

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>>63217544
what are you going to buy

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>>63217662
I'm not sure. Her sandwich making skills seem kind of iffy

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>>63217696
Lego
25%off
And it's raining now

[Anonymous No.]

>>63217487
Think I saw one of Shio's double elimination with the Hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63217487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uM4RSIk01k

[Anonymous No.]

>>63216046
>Personal, I don’t think Shiori has powers outside of archiving
I oscillates between her having two powers. The first one is inkmancy, from being able to animate things like Yorick to being able to animate drawings and words. Silverquill from mtg is a good example of what I am thinking. Such a magic is obviously powerful, since the limit is the imagination of the caster, and would explain why she got locked up.
The second option is, since she's the archiver, everyone else is just a character in a record she kept. This is really meta and really broken though, as much as I like character vs creator concepts. It also beg the question of how she was locked up and why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63217854
Being good at smash is pretty cool, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63217931
Personally, I think if shiori has a power, it's gonna be some kind of unnatural intuition about stuff, or insight into reality

[Anonymous No.]

shiori has the power of SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218014
It's called a woman intuition and about half the world population has it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218010
No. Smash players are the laughing stack of the FGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218097
Shiori is the laughing shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218097
stock*
Oof

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218174
She is so cool

[Anonymous No.]

Are the average Shiggers /here/ older than 30 or nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218570
I'm in my late 20s and I really don't feel younger than average here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218570
I'm cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218570
31 here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218570
29...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218570
I'm early 20s.

[Anonymous No.]

How many piss bottles does Shiori have in her room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218570
Mid 20s

[Anonymous No.]

Seems like I'm this thread's onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218570
26, hitting 27 soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218570
Late 20s

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218570
I'm 24 and younger than shiori

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori x Ririka cooking collab when

[Anonymous No.]

>>63219719
Who is the better cook?

[Anonymous No.]

We still never had our Fuwamoco x Shiori Collab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63220045
We had a Shiori x Mori x Nerissa x Mumei, then a Shiori x Mori x Biboo x Kronii, so maybe next week we will have a Shiori x Mori x FWMC x another senpai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63220112
I want the Shiori x Ame x Mumei collab to happen, I feel like they'd hit it off pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

The truth revealed in eyes of amber

[Anonymous No.]

>>63220131
You get that but it's APEX, would it really be worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63220183
Apesex is to JP what Valorant is to NA, they're both dating games. Sure, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>63220345
Cute morning

[Anonymous No.]

when will be have a sex morning? or a cutesex morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63220454
Shiori was cuter than usual yesterday so it's a cute morning, we still have not seen the full potential of horny shiori

[Anonymous No.]

How spicy/boundary pushing do you think her future daki will be? Or will she make it cute and comfy only

[Anonymous No.]

>>63220995
>thinking
Memes aside, I believe is going to be something cute/comfy. I'd love to see Shiori in black&white pajamas and with messy hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>63220995
How lewd can an official daki be? Probably will be cute and comfy

[Anonymous No.]

https://hololive.wiki/wiki/Category:Hololive_Production_Dakimakura

Marine had a spicy one, Pekora and Noelle were more on the cute side. So I guess it really depends on the talent.
The towa one was 100% made for girls you will not convince me of the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63220995
I doubt that it would be much more spicy than Ame's. Outdoor outfit on one side, pajama on the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63220995
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=body%20pillow%20cover*&type=product
You can see hololive's samples here. I dig Choco-sen but she's on the end of the spectrum when it comes to lewdness.
Shiori is just South Park crassness but won't commit to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221350
Something like Kronii's please.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she decides with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221411
Would you sperg out if shiocracy voted for a safer option?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she decides for herself so we can be disappointed with her choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221440
Of course. As I do with every member poll

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221509
So what you mean is "I hope she decides with me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221440
Shiocracy is composed of faggots so we should instill some psychological warfare within the polls.
If the choices are:
>Something Yabai
>Something Kawaii
The latter would surely win. But if the choices were to instill negation from an idea instead like:
>Something Yabai
>Someting not Yabai
The former would surely win. I know this happens but I don't know what you call this phenomenon. Shiori, it's up to you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221541
I included /shig/ in us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221572
I would vote for the safer option.

[Anonymous No.]

What ever I vote tend to lose, so far, for all the polls. I will continue voting as I did.

[Anonymous No.]

I just hope for a tummy peek or armpit peek or thigh peek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221570
Do you really think ''something yabai'' would win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221781
You see, in the 1st choices, the only indication of your decision would be if you're simply a sexfag or a cutefag. On the 2nd set of choices, it would be between being a sexfag or a simple faggot. The illusion of choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63218570
I turn 30 next year and the culture here makes me fully aware I'll be called a hag but I'm still being mistaken for 21 so I'm gonna be eternal by the sounds of it. I dress my age but my mama taught me good skincare and habits when I was young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221829
You know the rules and so do I

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNCIdeoHphE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNj8U8pGwD4
I'm still wating for that Mumei collab. Why are they blueballing me like this. What's the holdup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221879
both of them are autists that don't want to ask each other for a collab. we'll never get an one on one

[Anonymous No.]

If the daki spicy side doesn't have shiori gaping her asshole while glancing over he shoulder lustfully, is there really any point?
I'm sorry you have to read this shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221879
>>63221887

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221879
Shiori didn't even have one-on-one collabs with all of Advent. What made you think that Mumei would come before the dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221829
Shiori you have better things to do than posting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221977
Shiori's not a hag, she's just terminally online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221977
Shiori isn't turing 30s any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222026
>>63222022
She has 3 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222043
Your source is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222070
Shiori herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222087
Shiori herself had a classmate who took a switch to the prom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222118

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222136
>Shiori herself told me
>but also don't believe her lies
Can you stop being a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222148
cmon you just know she chose to use switch to not tell her age that time

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222118
She mistook that for a ds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222148
Good boys trust

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222182
I still don't see the source for Shiori being precisely 27.

[Anonymous No.]

tried to write something cute but somewhere along the way it changed, oops

https://pastebin.com/Fmqw3Y1L

[Anonymous No.]

Do you really believe someone with South Park humor would be so prude about their merch?
Actually, yeah. I do believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222171
Especially evident when she was talking about playing brawl when it came out in middle school. Brawl is on the wii. Timelines do not match at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221977
It's my day off and I've done my steppies, I love lurking these threads
t. Not Shiori x

[Anonymous No.]

>>63221829
I know who you are and where you're from and the shape of your tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222285
I LOVE YOU SHIORI

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222285
Good job bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222326
Based titty-observer weather in Jakarta anon
Turtlenecks coffee and books (recommended by Shiori) til I die

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of tits, why is Shiori still pretending to have tits?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, shiori people, I come in peace.
I see that you love her a lot, and that's understandable, we all have our oshi, but I'm having a hard time understanding WHY. She's so fucking weird, man. And she doesn't ever shut up, even when she has nothing to say she hums some improvised melody. And her voice can be pretty grating. Like, there's no interesting/attractive qualities in her, for ME. I want to understand, why do you like her? Is this a simple case of "fanbase reflects the oshi" and you guys are just equally weird and that's your connection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222539
that's the appeal anon, i just find it nice just how openly weird and unfiltered she is

especially when she puts her foot in her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222537
kayfabe reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222539
She clicks me in a weird way, but I do see why you or most people see her as a weird one. Her stuff isn't for everyone and it's normal to not get her appeal.
hope the best for you and your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222539
I love her voice and how sweet she is to her audience, I never felt more loved...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222539
She's just autistically coded anon, the humming is endearing and probably vocal stimming. My colleague started pointing out that I do this too and at first I got flustered but I'm pretty comfy nowadays autie diagnosis at 26 and girls mask a lot through childhood to avoid being bullied, you wouldn't believe

I'm sure the majority of Novelites are men and also find her tangents endearing and she's just silly and fun but I think there's a lovely soft spot one gets for dorks like Shiori. Who's your oshi, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222825
samefag but her streams are always really fun and unhinged, the recent burger one is great if you happen to check her out. Maybe I'm biased as a fellow girlfailure but she's just so cute in her own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222539
I'm with someone that's similar in the fact that she doesn't stop talking. It's the passion that is carried in the voice that allows me to sit there and listen. If she or Shiori weren't passionate at all, then yes I'd hate it, but seeing someone not hold themselves because they truly love what they talk about, is a form of endearment.
I fully understand that Shiori's voice is not for everyone, but for me it is just fine and that's what matters for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222539
I like that she never shuts up about shit she likes, and hums randomly, sometimes making a stupid ass song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222940
This so much. The passion is what makes her adorable for me. Whenever her speech quickens, and her voice raises when talking about something she likes, I can't help but smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222602
> when she puts her foot in her mouth
With her, I'm not entirely sure if you're using that as an idiom or literally.
>>63222736
>>63222775
>>63222825
>>63222876
>>63222940
>>63222983
>>63223002
So keywords are honesty/love and passion. I see how that can be very endearing. Thanks, I understand a lot more now.
>Who's your oshi, anon?
Oh it's just IRyS. I love her so much, truly, like I never loved anyone in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63209306
John Wick 1080p, PGS subtitles included
https://mega.nz/file/7eA3QLJT#yZfnadCGcwIWFPcgIIcch8OKvlAO0IifgxJBiHcKn9Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>63223091
No worries. Yeah, passion is the main carry. Some anons and novelites may grow tired of certain topics from her (like Dimitri) but I never can, especially when I put myself in her shoes and see my young self going on and on about a character I was super into growing up. (Also an FE character.)
The whole Ball Jointed Doll thing and her showing us different links really cemented the whole "This girl's shopping for her fav char and showing us, her chat, what she's seeing." which really felt like when my girl links me stuff she wants to buy and asks my opinion of it, if I think she'll like it, etc It's very close and endearing indeed and I hope fellow anons and novelites treasure things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222236
fuck me anon, that hurt good. That is one of my biggest fears. Finally meeting someone and down the line ending up tired of them, especially if the other person still loves me. Top stuff, will save it when I get home

[Anonymous No.]

>>63223091
Cute!! Did you enjoy their chaos as a duo in the sports fest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222539
Shiori is genuinely autistic, which is not an insult by the way. That leads to behaviors that some people will find grating. Other people will find them amusing or endearing. Regardless, she thrives while allowing herself to release most of her spontaneous thoughts to her audience. If you don't like her, I wouldn't say you are "missing" something that other folks see in her. It's just your preference for entertainment. Well, perhaps you might miss out on how sweet she can be with her audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>John Wick
>2014
What the fuck I always felt that it was way more recent than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63223546
bro there's like 4 movies already

[Anonymous No.]

>>63223546
Everything that came out after you graduated school feels recent. I still need to play Witcher 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63223534
>>63223410
I know she's a sweet girl and always means the best, for the audience or her collab partners/genmates. But her weirdness is just a pretty significant filter, a lot of people can't see past it.
>>63223477
It was very fun, I laughed a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello Novelties. Just doing my daily ritual like always

[Anonymous No.]

>>63223757
Yes.
Less fans means more Shiori for me.
Get filtered Get filtered Get filtered

[Anonymous No.]

>>63223813
Stay with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>63223652
I was like, 12 in 2014

[Anonymous No.]

>>63223934
least possessive novelite

[Anonymous No.]

>>63224011
Is this underage posting?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys... thinking hurts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63224011
Fuck me, actual zoomers in my /shig/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63224071
It's 2023. Do the maths anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63224169
Please understand, us millenials still believe that 1990 was 10 years go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222236
Haha, I stopped reading before the working part, I won't be harmed by your work. Just the cute, heartwarming part.
Ok that's one of my biggest fears, watching myself grow numb and hurting those I love and care about. Man, that “I know” hurts like hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222236
That was a nice read, but i feel like i'm too young to understand how I would feel about that if that happened to me or I love Shiori too much right now that I would still be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>63223757
Naturally, most of her clips are weird or crass and she has embraced that image of herself. If an individual has never watched a Shiori stream before, they might find out about the other side of her personality through a collab but collabs are rare for her outside Advent. I'd say Shiori now has an interesting spot in the HoloBox of fandom, but I wouldn't say it was necessarily in high demand from existing HoloEN fans. But she doesn't need a wide appeal, she needs an audience that accepts her for who she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63222236
For Shiori to get the golden ending, she should've confronted Anon's parents with him.
Yes, please write a Shiori POV.

[Anonymous No.]

Does the December watch along list only consists of Moomin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63225223
I don't think so, she should make some Novelknight polls to decide what to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>63224079
stop that

[Anonymous No.]

>>63217812
Did you get your Lego yet

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori's AWAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>63226172
Almost time
Fucking crowded
May Shiori bless me to getting the set I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>63226216
No need to shout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63226275
I walked out with a really cheap air fryer and Christmas tree. I got the second to last one thank god. People swarm like fries around shitty 4k tvs so that makes my life easier.

[Anonymous No.]

on FWMC today... shiori is "untapped potential"

[Anonymous No.]

>>63227248
*unknown rather

[Anonymous No.]

>>63227248
>isolating Shiori, making her an outcast
they hate her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63227248
So, FWMC are /here/ too?
I find it weird that FWMC are below Gura, they should be on par with her.

>>63227337
rratman come to me. FWMC hate Shiori and will never do a 1on1 collab with her. And if they do, they will mostly talk between themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>63226509
Ay nice
I got 3 sets so far
And the cashier is filled with people

[Anonymous No.]

>>63227337
i believe the list is just from some twitter rando

[Anonymous No.]

>>63227411
>So, FWMC are /here/ too?
It's from twitter. Biboo reacted to in one of her streams and that's why everyone is talking about power levels now.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori~n!

[Anonymous No.]

>>63227886

[Anonymous No.]

>>63227886
You should kill yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>63223813
Honestly, tell you oshi to invite Shiori for a collab

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori should say sorry to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63227955
Will never happen. Now I am not saying IRyS is an autist like Shiori or even Mumei, but IRyS is an introvert. Just like Shiori, she never makes the first move. So whatever hopes we have when it comes to collaboration between the two, it depends on a third person

[Anonymous No.]

>>63227954
But I'm not Nerissa poster...

[Anonymous No.]

>>63228043
Cough
Mori
Cough

[Anonymous No.]

>>63228136
Today is Plap Friday jailbird

[Anonymous No.]

>>63228043
They probably will in the future
>>63228169
Aheem aheem, I will hate that

[Anonymous No.]

>>63227886

[Anonymous No.]

sexo

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love Shiori. Anyone else feel the same?

[Anonymous No.]

I love fucking Shiori. Anyone else feel the same?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>63228043
I swear this is a problem with HoloEN collabs, Most of the collabs are initialized by Mori, Bae or Kiara
I will never get my Fauna or Mumei collab at this rate

[Anonymous No.]

I love Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63228674
Give it time. Mumei at least welcomed the girls, there's still some hope there

[Anonymous No.]

shiori hates me

[Anonymous No.]

>>63228881
Good. Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

At least we're getting another EU friendly stream next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>63228977
did she confirm it

[Anonymous No.]

>>63229000
Kinda, she said it'll be on Thursday around the same time as the last one

[Anonymous No.]

I was with my dad at the mall, buying some rather expensive perfume for mom's birthday
I thought it was sad that I'll never get to buy perfume for a girl because no woman will ever love me and I'll also be broke as fuck

Imagine cuddling into Shiori and smelling the perfume you bought her

[Anonymous No.]

>>63229081
I can't even tell the difference between good and bad perfume

[Anonymous No.]

I was laid off from my tech job early this year. I'm absolutely a brainlet with no aptitude for it, so I was working absurd hours for middling at best results and I hated every minute of it. I haven't found a job in a huge number of applications and now it is the holiday season and I know I won't be hearing back from anywhere for a few weeks so I need to get what I'm doing figured out now. I don't know what the fuck to do anymore. I know I "should" go work on personal projects and leetcode shit like 10+ hours a day since I have no work related responsibilities, but I can never convince myself to do something I hate, I suck at, and that I don't have any use for outside hoping I can get back into a career path I hate and that I think generally makes the world a shittier place. I just don't know anything. I have few friends (and I don't even think I'm really close to the friends I do have), no romantic partners, and no familial relationships so I have essentially no loved ones. Working is literally the only thing I have in life, but I sucked at and hated the thing I've dedicated my life to from 18 -> 27 while everyone around me says it's the greatest field ever and that I'm making a mistake trying to do anything else, especially since I don't even have any particularly strong passions for anything else, just less feelings of distaste. I can't do any of the career paths I have any serious interest in due to health reasons, and anything I have any minor level of interest in would involve spending 3 years to pick up a 2nd bachelors degree and likely would be something else that I have no aptitude for anyways. If I'm nothing to anyone and I'm unhappy with life, I don't even know why I even keep living. My whole life is just a frustrating mess and I don't know how much longer I can really put up with it and suck up resources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63229349
Okay but it wouldn't hurt to attach a Shiori image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63229374

[Anonymous No.]

>>63229349
>page 5
make money in something that makes you feel good

[Anonymous No.]

>>63229440
nta but

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make $300 in up to 5 days? I have no skills

[Anonymous No.]

Page 10 Lego dump
Thank you shiggers for entertaining me through the waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>63229440
Nothing I enjoy is a viable career option
>>63229893
Unironically go out begging

[Anonymous No.]

>>63229979
based

[Anonymous No.]

New page
>>63230328
>>63230328

[Anonymous No.]

>>63230100
Do you need a "viable career" for something? Mortgage? Family? If not then why do you even care?