The Shiori Novella - Chapter 5, Page 453

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Do you understand now why books are hated and feared? Because they reveal the pores on the face of life. The comfortable people want only the faces of the full moon, wax, faces without pores, hairless, expressionless.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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SHIORI CUTE

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>>62964029
>Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoTxTLec1-U

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I really like Shiori and I don’t even need to think about it anymore.

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I am going to Shiori

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I love my flat wife Shiorin~

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Shiori Cutesexvella

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Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

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>>62964056
Approaching people just seems kinda weird/creepy in general.
>>62964141
I do talk to them like I would talk to a guy, i.e. I do not speak unless spoken to and don't hit on them/try to get particularly friendly with them because I'm worthless and they could do better so I'll be courteous but leave it at that.

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>>62964370
Cutesex does not exist. It is either cute or sex. Not both.

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>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Шиopи, мeн ceни cүйөм!!

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SHIORI A CUTE

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goodnight shiggers

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>>62965912
Rest well Novelite.

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>>62965912
Goodnight, sleep well.

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SHIORI CUTE

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>>62966884
I can save her.

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>>62966884

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May I have miserable night terrors that give me a lethal heart attack tonight

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>>62968024
Sweet dreams!

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>>62968024
Bitter nightmares!

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>>62968100
Are made of this

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>>62968349
Who am I to disagree

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Shiori trying her best.

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>>62968956
Nobody came to her birthday party...

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>>62968956
How did we get two god tier streams this week.

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PRAISE BE TO SHISUS
THANK THE LORD
HALLELUJAH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GOOD
NOW CAN I GET AN AMEN

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SEX WITH SHIORI COSPLAYER

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>>62969150
Amen

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>>62969413
Sex with Shiori cosplaying as a novelknight!

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>>62969660
Like, you mean you cosplay as a Novelknight or Shiori would cosplay as a Novelknight?

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>>62968956
My oshi is such a girldisaster!

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>>62969780
Yes

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>>62968994

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So as a joke, we should all skip her birthday stream next year.

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>>62969780
i want to get a novelknight cosplay going

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>>62969843
Did you plan to stop everyone showing up on the birthday stream so you could be the “special Novelite”?
Or just as a joke.

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>>62970294
Well someone has to be there to comfo-- record her reaction when nobody shows up.

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>>62969982
I support you lads that are trying to cosplay.

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Do women still find 28 year olds attractive

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>>62970928
That's a typical groomer age.

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>>62970928
It's a money game starting from 30

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Goodnight friends, I love Shiori.

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>>62970928
Are you any of the following
>a elf prince
>a divorced/widowed dad
>a line cook
>a mentally ill manlet who looks 14-16
?

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>>62971920
Goodnight.

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>>62971963
>a mentally ill manlet who looks 14-16
NTA but yes. Is this any more attractive at 28 than it was at 14?

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>>62971992
No, if you weren't molested before it's over.

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>>62972062

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It feels weird hearing Shiori constantly reach out to her manager and S-team on stream. I feel like a third wheel or fourth wheel. This isn't about dating, more just from an entertainment perspective. Unless her moderators are an active part of her channel and providing entertainment to chat, I don't really want to hear about them. I know Shiori likes to talk, but I think she can ramble to chat while also silently DMing managers and moderators on the side.

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>>62972448
friends come first

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>put an empty object as the only item in an array which is an argument for something
>resulting code makes me think of Shiori's vagina

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>>62972650
Anon, are you actually 16?

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>>62972734
([{}])

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>>62972650
least horny novelite

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>>62972764
this nigga wildin over brackets

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>>62972764
Is that a yes?

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Good morning I love Shiori

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Smash collab with Biboo Mori Kronii on Thursday, though it's at the exact same time she has the South Park watchalong on her schedule so idk what's going on there

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>>62973132
Maybe she forgot to change the time on her schedule.

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>>62973132
I assume collabs are her priority.

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>>62970928
sorry your testicles are almost completely dried up and you are running into the wall soon and if you father babies there is a good chance that they will be autistic or have downs syndrome

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>>62973132
Looks like another unsatisfying solo stream where she's distracted by having to end for the collab incoming.

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>>62970928
short answer, yes.

long answer, I wager you have much more pressing issues to work on yourself after getting over the fear of turning 30.

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>>62973514
Well, I hope not. I am expecting a normal stream she's not rushing.

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>>62974004
cool?

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>>62974004
tasty

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>>62974004
sex

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>>62974004
why is "ugly car nurse shiori" a thing

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>>62974353
cat*

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>>62974353
You are ugly.

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>>62974004
cute?

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>>62974353
cunt

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>>62972448
Send a schizo superchat on an alt. She listens to criticism. You just have to word it well.

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I need to stop breaking pens in fits of manic rage

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The cooking stream evaporated too much of my mental darkness. I had to recall things that make me seethe to regain some.

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I like shiori, she's cute

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Why does God love some people more than others

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>>62975566
He also seems to love evil people more than good, well-meaning ones.

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>>62974353
This is the uncoolest novelite of all time

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I dislike people being excessively crass for the sake of it. Not to the point of really sperging out and I like Shiori too much to be mad, but it still frustrates me when she does it.

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>>62975820
It's because you guys praised her dirty mouth on her Unity member's stream that she thought she's doing a good job. Hmph.
I don't really care either way though.

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I deserve a dorky goth gf, bros

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>>62975996
I don't feel like voicing my opinion is a good idea when 80% of the audience seem to like it. It would just add fuel for her second guessing herself without being enough of a reason to change anything. Just confessing to the void because it's a slow day.

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>>62975996
I honestly thought it's fine if it's a member stream and only sometimes. But I don't care enough about it to affect my enjoyment.

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>>62975996
>Hmph.
Cute

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>>62976321

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>>62976143
>when 80% of the audience seem to like it.
I'm skeptical about this honestly. From what I've seen in youtube comments section and reddit, the audience praising this are clipniggers who are looking for a hit like "bing bong wahoo yagoo idol dream is dead xD" that I have to wonder if it's really her audience or just a loud minority.

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>>62976285
Post the nude set.

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Slow thread
Comfy thread

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>>62977105
Slow thread, comfy thread, coding hell

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>>62977188
You've inflicted that hell upon yourself.

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>>62973132
Novelbeats and kronites eating good.
Pebblites prompt for the inkwell bestiary

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>>62977220
Hey I wanted to be a pro basketball player but I was too weak

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>>62977220
All hells are self inflicted
(actually no but it sounds cool right?)

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>>62976740
Okay then. Confess.
http://poal.me/uc8t3l

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Shiori, open up a Marshmello... You don't have to stream it, just leave it as something we can leave our real feedback and not be scared of you hating us

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>>62977348
First thing I see is 1 vote for each lol

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>>62977401
Maro invites anonymous anti posting and kuso spam. Might as well read read this thread.

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>>62977348

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>>62977472
cute fat head made for kissies

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>>62977472

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>>62977348
Picked the leaning negative mostly because of the whiplash from the nearing yab territory that she impulsively spouts. Condom gloves, dick on dick, well, all dick jokes come to mind. Reminds me of sixth grader jokes.

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>>62977470
Can you make it so only Novelknights can send one?

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>>62977563
No. Potentially, she could make one and only post the link in community tab for knights, but even there it would be leaked in 10 seconds.

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>>62977559
That's how she is around her friends, you want her to filter herself for what? She already thanked us for letting her be herself... Don't take it away from her

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What's with her obsession with Switzerland? Is she into watches? Does she hates taxes? Is it all about cabins in the mountains or trams and trains? Please, Shiori, come live with me in Switzerland.

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>>62977606
We unironically need a Tier 4.

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>>62977618
Hey, it's Shiocracy area. She's free to feel comfortable with those jokes and I'm free to feel uncomfortable with them. In the end, it's her decision anyway and I have to adapt in what she wants.

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>>62977660
Tier 4 will only lead to Tier 5 being a thing

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>>62977618
Is it really? Feels like "Shiori so yabai haha Henma and S-team on suicide watch amirite XD" clip bait sometimes lately.

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>>62977708
You really think Shiori of all people would want to clipbait? That she cares about numbers? Be honest. Girl doesn't even Yuribait and that's the number one clip farm thing of Hololive

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>>62977691
We need a p*treon then.

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>>62977820
and onlyf*ns

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>>62977757
Do I think that Shiori would try to act the way audience (the way she sees it) wants? Yes.

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>>62977851
Well she's not acting as my wife so I will have to disagree with you.

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>>62977885
She gives you kisses and hearts your comments though.

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>>62977932
So that's the extent of her GFE for you? If she didn't do that what would you say to me right now?

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I'm gonna ship people again.

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>>62977975
Nothing because you wouldn't be here.

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Classic.

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i'm in the "It is what it is" side. but, retards like me who refuse to say anything and will just leave without saying a word if things aren't what i like shouldn't matter anyway

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>>62977932
I really gotta sit down and ask, is this what (You) honestly think the extent of watching her is?

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>>62978020
I ship myself with Shiori's left arm and both of her eyes!

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>>62978233
No. Why would you think that? Anon claimed that Shiori doesn't act like his wife, therefore she isn't acting to appeal to the audience at all. I provided a counterpoint.

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Shiori Yung Lean

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>>62978389
I see, fair enough, I didn't backread. Carry on.

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Prompt: World falls into chaos as another world war breaks out. Society is on the brink of collapsing and nothing is certain, except for you and your girlfriend Shiori who has the magical ability to turn into a car that doesn't require fuel

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>>62978389
But is it really the wife experience if you're not allowed to call her your 'wife'? Checkmate, counterpointer.

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>>62978563
But I never claimed that she provides wife experience?

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Shiori hates me

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>>62978781
But does she despise you?

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>>62978846
yeah...

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Dork
I love her for it

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i love my low-res shiori

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>>62978757
Therefore, she's not appealing to the anon (and others too) who wants her to act like a wife, who turns out to be a part of her audience too.

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>>62978888
forgot image because a comfy night makes for a dumb novelite

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>cruise video
About time she finished scouring it for reflections lmao

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>>62978968
>Wait a minute, this isn't Super Smash Bros

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>>62978968
My maracas.

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Come to think of it. There was a mention of marriage in the bicycle prompt, right? Are all entries there devoid of any mentions of the word 'wife'?

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>>62977348
This discussion is something I'm torn on. On one hand I want Shiori to do whatever makes her happy, but on the other I can't deny that being overly childish can be quite tiring. It also "worries" me that she might lean more towards it after recieving overwhelming positive responses from clipniggers.
Also, I don't see how you can bring this up to her without souding like an anti-fun purefag

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>>62979015
Circumstantial evidence suggests that it's really been banned for more than a month.

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So why >we are timelooping this again?

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>shiori spends 3 months filtering herself for the sake of her fans
>decides that maybe its okay to be herself a little
>people are hating on it
Why is this so important to you guys again? More kayfabe and less of Shiori I guess.

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>>62979183
We live in a constant timeloop until something new happens. Once the vlog drops we'll have new discussions that will end up on the timeloop aswell

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>>62978912
I didn't say that she tries to appeal to all audiences either. In the space of all possible audiences, there exists such an audience that appreciates being given hearts and kisses. I assume that giving hearts and kisses to friends is something Shiori doesn't do naturally but is willing to do to appeal to an audience. Therefore it is reasonable to posit that she would be willing to do some other things she wouldn't do around her friends to appeal to some other audiences. Such as making lol so random yabai jokes every 5 minutes even if it's not how she acts around friends. Numerous other vtubers doing that, including in HoloEN, supports this proposition.

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>>62979237
Wow must be nice being Shiori's friend. Can you also unfilter the word wife while you're at it?

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>>62979194
>hating
>top shiocracy votes are on I don't care
wdym?

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>>62979194
Maybe it's because I'm too autistic, but I don't understand the idea behind filtering yourself at first and slowly drop the filter. Everyone does this and they get surprised when people change their opinions on them.

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>>62979285
I never claimed that I know how Shiori acts around her friends. People who are saying that she is only shedding filters and starting to act natural do.

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>>62979321
Expectations probably?
Audience expects pure maiden and then when the girl finds out she doesn't have to be a pure maiden, she can start beeing herself instead.
She's gone and thanked us at least twice now for letting her be herself instead of being something else for our sakes.

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>>62979237
>I assume that giving hearts and kisses to friends is something Shiori doesn't do naturally but is willing to do to appeal to an audience
This here is the core of the debate really. We do not know her baseline, so we have to go on what she shows us and what we can infer. I do believe she is still trying to find a balance between what's natural and comfortable for her and what the audience wants.

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>>62979424
Oh shit. Shiori burning out and giving "the talk" ETA: six months.

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>>62979409
Yes, I understand that much, but why filter yourself in the first place if it makes you uncomfortable? Wouldn't it make more sense to just behave normally, so that people who are okay with how you are stay, and those who don't leave from the start?
I would get it if it was the case of management telling her to not do or say certain things, and once they realize that what she is saying is not detrimental to her success, they green light that attitude.

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>>62979472

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>>62979472
Seeing Shiori be dead serious in a stream might break me... No BGM, white background, just her voice.

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>>62979527
>I would get it if it was the case of management telling her
It's likely this, Hololive, idol company, children friendly, etc.
Henmama giving up slowly or allowing it as time goes on.

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>>62979563
The 1 hour almost no talking, sad piano melodies only, twitter space already broke me.

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>>62979594
But that wasn't our fault...

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I know some of you guys are autistic but is a natural and normal thing people getting comfortable and opening up with time

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I hope her water breaks soon. I'm expecting a girl.

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>>62979594
>when she starts to faintly sing or hum

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Shiori will read this thread and never curse again.

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>seething about curse words
Lmao cringe

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>>62979194
It's not that important.
This being "more Shiori, less kayfabe" is a separate autistic debate. Kiara had to work hard to stop the bottom left thing and there were similarly people who argued that le yabai chicken is just who she was and purityfags need to shut up way past the meme's expiration date. Both sides can be kayfabe, not just "yagoo dream pure maiden idols."

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That's right, Shiori. Stop being so crass. Do you kiss your mom with your mouth like that? Follow the doctrines and repent for your sins. 10 sets of 10 Hail Mary and one Our Father after every set.

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>>62975820
It's this anon's fault, Shiori. Just hate him specifically.

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>>62979850
If confessing on basket weaving forum gets me hate then whatever. I said that 80% are fine with it from the start.

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>>62979527
The latter is likely true. In addition, many new talents seem unaware of what exactly will hurt their place on the YT algorithm so they play it safe at the beginning.

The former might partly be magnified due to her autism. She is afraid of pushing people away with her "socially inacceptable" behavior but thrives from validation of being allowed to speak her thoughts without masking. Don't forget that Shiori was raised by devout Christians and she still harbors reservations about things like saying "God damn." I still wonder why she chose to join Holo in the first place if she expected to have to tone herself down.

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>>62979622
The reason why Hololive is a lot more successful compared to its competitors is because they pander to the autistic fanbase. Idol reps, minimum male interaction, limited in what they can and can not say, etc. Every talent knows and follows it (with very few exceptions and maybe the ID).
Expecting Shiori to curse a little less is the least of the oppression being put on her. I liked it a lot more when she attempts to censor herself and then sometime slips up

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I like when the cute girl says the funny fuck word.

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>>62979951
I honestly don't get people like you.

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>>62979951
Like all of hololive curses like sailors what the fuck are you talking about, the Japs can be crass as fuck

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>>62980003
How many of them make dick jokes in every stream?

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>>62980022
Have you never watched Marine you fucking retard

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Marine seems the type who would fuck a fan

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>>62980036
>Like all of hololive
>b-but Marine
What next? Yabairys?

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>>62980036
I understand that you don't know Japanese and only watch clip. You don't have to expose yourself like that

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>>62979951
I always find people who say this funny because all I have to do is point at Choco who literally talks about dating men and how her dates went to her chat to show you that JP isn't in fact better and that it's probably worse.

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>>62980084
>Marine
>Koyori
>Noel
>Mel
>Choco
Even fucking Sora is getting more crass by the day retard, your "hololive purity standards" never fucking existed.

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Good Shiori, filter these fags from this thread, keep going girl I love you for it

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>>62979928
Your second paragraph is something I'm sort of developing a rrat around, but I still need more reps and archival missions to come to any conclussion. But what you say makes a lot of sense. As for your last sentence, I think that she either thought that she would be okay filtering herself, or that maybe people would warm up to her "real" self.

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Who's Steve Jobs?

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>>62980084
>specifically asks about dick jokes
>gets answered with marine
>tries to backpedal with "all of hololive" comment when that was first said with the follow-up "curses like sailors"
Huh? Please tell me I'm not the only one noticing this dumb shit right now?

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>>62980107
>with very few exceptions and maybe the ID
You don't mean to tell me that the majority of Hololive is like that, do you

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>>62980205
You're not wrong, he's a fucking idiot

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>>62980155
I think I would be filtered by the sounding tangent if at all, sweetie.

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>>62980205
I noticed the goalpost move from "cursing" to "dick jokes" and ignored the rest.

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>>62980239
Woah, only Shiori is allowed to call me ''sweetie''...

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>>62980214
Unless your few exceptions extends to over 10, then yeah sure, few exceptions.
>>62980145 This anon missed Matsuri too, and all of ID as you said.

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>Thread was having a healthy discussion
>Yes-man show up to lashes out at everyone, stopping all debate
This is how you become the next /inf/

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>>62980296
big dorky goth tits in my mouth

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I don't know about you guys but tangents about cum eating and anal sex on the first week is pretty telling already on what kind of chuuba she is (wants to be). The filtration phase already happened in that time frame.

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>>62980205
>>62979951 post talks about having some standards and doesn't mention cursing at all
>>62980003 post tries to say that what Shiori does is normal in Hololive because "like all of Hololive curses like sailors"
>>62980022 post implies that Shiori does more than "curse like a sailor"
>>62980036 post deflects with Marine, conveniently forgetting about "like all of Hololive"

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>>62980323
sory but my wife's chest is flat

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>>62980296
If goalpost moving is considered healthy discussion then by all means, continue.
I'll continue to enjoy Shiori for who she is.

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>>62980350
>>62980350
Coping, what shiori does is relatively tame compared to JP

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>>62980376
Okay, Rhy.

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>>62980374
The discussion is now about Shiori's chest size.
The only acceptable response is medium size

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>>62980344
Ok.
>>62980022 post asks specifically about dick jokes.
>>62980036 answers the above with Marine.
>>62980084 Suddenly brings up all of Hololive again despite asking specifically about dick jokes.
The only way you save this argument is by telling me that the third anon is someone else entirely.

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>>62980175
Ligma

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I'm enjoying this thread.

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>>62980376
I hope her next outfits changes her hairstyle to a ponytail

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>>62980424
Why are you suddenly name dropping someone that is irrelevant to the discussion? I didn't know that specific image of Shiori belonged to him and him only. Can I claim picrel?

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I'm expecting a V*nK*br* comment on her next vod about this matter.

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>>62980502
Same, even a side ponytail would be great.
>>62980443
Medium is premium.

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Doubt she'll grace us with a twitter space at this point.

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>>62980458 (me)
wrong person, meant for >>62980350

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At the end of the day, the shiggacracy have decided that it doesn't really matter.

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>>62980584
Meh, this discussion is relatively tame, besides the attempt at being slick with the goalposts.

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I've never commented on her VODs or community posts because I'm afraid of saying something stupid and being blocked

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>>62980631
The 8 people at the bottom are more than enough to derail a thread.

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>>62980655
How out of touch would you have to be to think of that? Can you give me an example of what you would post?

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>>62980631
>16 leaning in favor vs. 9 opposed
That's about a two thirds majority yeah

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blessed thread, I managed to scavenge a few more pngs of my wife today

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>>62980681
You can't derail a silent comfy thread. You can merely spark a discussion.
t. thread camper

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>>62980296
Meh, Shiori knows how to ignore those people. She knows the industry, and again, she's a lot smarter than what she makes herself out to be.

When she said she's happy people are accepting who she is, she meant her personality, and specifically that she didn't have to play into a kayfabe. She knew she didn't live up the "menhera goth gf that will literally kill you" expection pre-debut due to her model, but there was still so many people who stayed to watch and follow her. She went through the process of being on top and then dropping all the way down to the bottom before, so it's understandable she's insecure about her personality.
It's not about cursing or the sexual jokes, she was always go to let herself loose over time. I expect her to eventually tone it down though

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>>62980723
People should use more variaty, I always see the same reaction images during discussions

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>>62980783
No, we need more edits of this Shiori face.

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>>62980424
I have learned yesterday that you pronounce the word 'awry' like ' a Rhy' and not 'aw-ree'.

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>>62980783
ritual posts tho idm and seeing a new good png once in a while is like finding treasure

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>>62980845
Have an oldie but a goodie.

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>>62980458
Okay, step by step.
>>62979951 talks about how Hololive has standards with few exceptions and that's what differentiates it from much of the rest of vtubing
>>62980003 laser focuses on the cursing part and says that it's fine because JP does it
>>62980022 says that Shiori does a lot more than curse
>>62980036 says that it's still fine because one of them also does a lot more than curse
>>62980084 is just baffled

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>>62980897
I like this jif.

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>>62980879
thanks anon my wife looks so cute in a bunny outfit

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>>62980741
>I expect

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What happened to the anon that edited glasses in all of Shiori's pictures?

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>>62981000
You mean balls anon? good question.

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I think

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>>62980687
Nta, but the only time I commented was under the wife-bike prompt. Even then, I used a burner. I don't know if it was autistic or not. I got one like so it can't be that autistic.

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Shiori is actually turning me schizophrenic. While I was cooking Hamburg steaks I just had to just say "pass me the salt and pepper Shiori" Infront of my friend. I can never recover from this. I miss her soo much..

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>>62981027
if you never commented before, why even use your alt?

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>>62981047
Next, some anon will tell me he astral projects into Salt to sleep by Shiori's soft plowable thighs.

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>>62980896
>Hololive is popular because it has standards!
>A lot of other chuubas don't follow these "standards"
>Well okay, but what shiori does is worse than those chuubas!
>Again, other chuubas do exactly what Shiori does and even more extreme
>Lol now you're just cherry picking examples
Goalpost anon, Hololive has standards but they're not nearly as high as all you retards seem to think.

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>>62981066
I send SCs.

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>>62981124
I will find you!

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>>62981047
What was your friend reaction?

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Oh no Novelites! Shiori's starting to run out of mascara - please quickly send all 16 digits of your Mom or Dad's credit card (don't forget the security code too) alongside their social security number so we can help send her more mascara!

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>>62981192
Don't worry shiori we can replace your mascara with my cum, it's good for your skin

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>>62981144
He's a normie so he just asked "Who the fuck is Shiori" I've mentioned to him before that I may be in a parasocial-like relationship and he laughed it off saying whatever gets me going to the gym weekly so I assume he knows I'm already autistic enough.

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>>62981141
Good luck, anon! I'm going to prison, and I've already been found, but you do you! Whatever makes you happy, anon!

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>>62981242
Did he plow your ass?

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>>62981255
Irs anon...

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>>62981192
1 5683 968 74467406
969

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>>62981267
Shoo, fujo.

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>>62981267
Not yet.

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>>62981123
The irony of going from "a lot" to "some" (namely the most extreme case who intentionally cultivates such an image) within two replies and then whining about goalposts. You have to be deliberately obtuse or an extreme case of a clip watcher to think that it's anywhere near normal for Hololive. You can argue that it's okay anyway and Hololive standards can blow it, but please stop pretending to be retarded for the sake of argument.

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>>62981192
She already clarified that those are large eye bags due to stress and not eyeliner or mascara.

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>>62981319
then this is a well-rested and stress-free shiori

>>62981307
Thanks Anon! Shiori will be sure to appreciate all of the mascara from her loyal novelknight!

>>62981236
l-lewd

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1726600673750573171
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1726600673750573171

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1726600673750573171?t=R1INTk3qSFn2iuj0bGDVSA&s=19

What did she mean by pon.

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>>62981421
It's a typo. It's supposed to be 'porn'.

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>>62981431
Good god anon!

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>>62981421
short for pondering

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>>62981413
>>62981421
What is she doing awake at this time?

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>>62981456
Discussing about goalposts duh

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>she woke up early today
>I woke up early today
we are

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>>62981558
One piece

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>>62981412
You straight up removed her lashes

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ShionlyFansvella

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Shiori was unironically awake and reading the thread

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>>62981611
She wouldn't be /here/ if she didn't want to know what mentally ill anonymous retards have to say. Hence she isn't here.

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>>62981413
>watchalong gets moved to a time I could watch if it wasn't for work
Wageslaving is interfering with my novelite duties...

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>>62981577
i'm gonna remove even more

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>>62981697
MOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>62981413
>watchalong gets moved to a time I could watch if I lived in America
Being born in a wrong hemispehere is interfering with my novelite duties...

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old shiori would've fixed the schedule three times over by now

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>>62981962
She's a ditzy girl in a ditzy world, please understand

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>>62982074

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>>62981962
she's gotten fat and lazy

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>Shiori wakes up
>Thread calms down

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>>62982325
Obviously. People are afraid to piss mommy off even /here/. What if she doesn't heart my comment tomorrow?

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shiori feet

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>>62982325
>the main room of inkcastle was a mess
>novelites had been playing around, and things got out of hand
>some of them were climbing on the walls and ceiling and jumping between the chandeliers
>others started building forts using furniture
>a group of them brought food to use as projectiles against those hiding in forts
>suddenly the sound of a ringing bell was heard all throughout inkcastle
>all the novelites stopped what they were doing
>the sound took them out of their frenzied trance
>they started to put things back how they were and cleaned the smashed vegetables
>soon after the double doors leading upstairs opened, and Shiori emerged from them
>all the novelites standed at attention, waiting for Shiori to hand out the tasks for the day, hoping that she hadn't noticed what had transpired mere minutes ago

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>>62982431
I will make a burner account and name it 'Wife Beater' and obnoxiously ask her to unban the word so I can beat her up. How about you shiggers, what are your creative ideas to piss her off?

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>>62982684
'Edelgard #1 fan' asking if she spends as much time working as giving DimitriAI mouth perms.

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>>62981413
So the watchalong is at midnight now? Then I guess the smash bros collab will be at mori's usual 8pm cst time

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>>62982929 (Me)
Oh just saw biboo's schedule

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Shiori completely ignored the new homos and she would never do that if she was "beeing herself." You people are delusional.

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shiori should...

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Yeah, right. She would never do GFE but here we are.

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>>62983553
Do you consider GFE beeing herself?

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*checks prechat*
Like fucking clockwork

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>>62983628
Yes.

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>>62983648
I will forever hate the fact that w*fe is banned but he isn't

[Anonymous No.]

can i get uhhhhhh south park black friday trilogy mega

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>>62983732
Carry on then. I can do nothing about wilful ignorance.

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Stupid idiot fucking novelites

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>>62983807
https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/g3ceb7/south-park-black-friday-season-17-ep-7

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>>62983860
What exactly is it now?

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>>62983860
Wrong button?

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>>62983893
>>62983979
I wake up and you find ways to make me angry

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>>62983860
I'm sorry Shiori

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>>62984049
Wrong button?

[Anonymous No.]

So the video is at least four weeks delayed by now.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori beating up novelities for being stupid idiots!

[Anonymous No.]

I might forgive you if you apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

I will murder all of these goddamn greys.

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>>62984189
Sorry, not a fan of getting black eyes.

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I just had the weirdest dream ever

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What is wrong with you all

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I will only forgive Shiori's dick jokes if she can use God's name in vain.

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Shiwhori Whorvella

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>>62984355

She will never. Didn’t you hear her beg the Lord for mercy for accidentally using His name in vain last cooking stream? She doesn’t want to go to Hell.

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>>62984353
Everything reminds me of Shiori

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Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

Stop wasting image slots.

[Anonymous No.]

no.

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>>62979928
Let's not forget that in many aspects she still thinks like a small indie. It will take her some time to get fully adjusted to hololive.

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>>62984455
This is a one in a million Shioriface. She will never be able to recreate this again in her future streams.

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>>62984548
it'll be 2 years and you'll still post the same thing

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>>62984455
>imageboard
>can't post images

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>>62980741
>"menhera goth gf that will literally kill you"
To be fair, she's a menhera who might (food) poison you and kill you

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>>62984565
What stream is it from anyways? I want the timestamp

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>>62984205
Sorry to everyone this thread might have upset. I know I sometimes wish I wasn't /here/ than the other schizos are having a melty.

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>>62984728
weird lizard eyelids.

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>>62981318
>Oh you say it's a lot? Name every single one
I named like six dipshit, I'm not gonna spoon-feed them all to you. Hololive "purity" is generally a myth. You're being deliberately obtuse by shifting the goalposts on how much proof I need to prove my point.

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>>62984664
vtuber history stream

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[Anonymous No.]

plap?

[Anonymous No.]

cute posting only

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>>62984795
If you want to pretend that Marine, Choco or Matuli are totally the Hololive baseline you can do it by yourself. I was a lyger baby too. I am done with autistic sophistry for the day.

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ok here is a better question
what was your first shiori pic saved?

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>>62983501
Kill yourself, Ei*u.

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>>62985093
idk why but this one

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>>62985068
Jogger if hololive as a company supports and advertises at least half a dozen chuubas (more than that) that make being yabai and lewd THEIR ENTIRE BRAND tbe company does not have a "purity standard". That's something your retarded ass brain made up

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>>62985093
Appropriate.

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>>62985093

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>>62985093
Everytime you ask this, I am forced to give the most boring response.

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>>62985162
Those boobas look detachable and especially made to hide her flat chest.

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>>62985068
>There's a purity standard
>But it doesn't apply to these chuubas, just the ones I care about
Yup, he's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

A question to Shiori Novella.
Have you already accepted that (You) are Shiori Novella?

[Anonymous No.]

All I ever known in my life was fear and embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

i can't stop thinking about her........

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>>62985324
good job anon, you scared the hoes

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori hatred status?

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>>62985702
The hoes had it too good for too long.

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>>62985735
she hates me specifically
despises me, even

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>>62985735
I hate shiori for being so gosh darn cute

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>>62985780
just that, huh.
in my case, she abhors me.

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>>62985142
You really just won't let it go, will you?
>Matsuri gen 1 - mostly irrelevant due to her retarded antics
>Aki gen 1 - mostly irrelevant
>Choco gen 2 - mostly irrelevant ever since lewd ASMR got kaputed
>Mel gen 2 - even more irrelevant ever since lewd ASMR got kaputed
>Noel gen 3 - mostly irrelevant ever since lewd ASMR got kaputed
>Marine gen 3
>Coco gen 4 - deceased, makes a living showcasing her 3DPD ass on twitch
>ID - irrelevant as a branch, but especially so in cases of Iofi, Risu and Ollie

>>62985226
Do you know what "normal" means and what a normal distribution is? Should I explain using the 13 do 50 example? Just admit that you don't care. It's that easy.

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>>62985735
Welcome to Shiori Novella's Ten Circles of Hatred. Pick your slot now, Novelites.

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>>62985906
>It's not a standard if they're not popular
>I never said it was a standard, just that it's a norm
Lmao, goalpost anon, I thought you already babyraged and quit? You said you were down

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>>62985953
11 is something even worse than being hated - she pities you.

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>>62985953
If Shiori says she loathes me, my schizo mind can hear it as she "loves" me instead.

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>>62985953
why is Loathe 2 times there

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>>62986055
Do you dare defy the AI overlords?

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>>62985953
>Loathe is listed twice
based retarded AI
I would like to hear Shiori say that she loathes me

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>>62985906
>I'm done arguing for the day
>Continues arguing
A real live retard

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>>62985982
Sorry, I am autistic about people being wrong about Hololive on the internet.
>You have to be deliberately obtuse or an extreme case of a clip watcher to think that it's _anywhere near normal_ for Hololive.
>If you want to pretend that Marine, Choco or Matuli are totally the Hololive _baseline_ you can do it by yourself.

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>>62986148
>Anywhere near normal
>A dozen employees or more base their entire brands on it
Lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Shiori is her toxic self while playing Smash

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>>62985953

Worldbuilding Writing Prompt:
Divine Novella ~ Hatred
Describe each of Shiori Novella's Circle of Hatred. The place itself. The sinners and their sins. The punishments. The tormentors.

First Circle: Dislike
Second Circle: Detest
Third Circle: Scorn
Fourth Circle: Abhor
Fifth Circle: Despise
Sixth Circle: Loathe
Seventh Circle: Deride
Eighth Circle: Abominate
Ninth Circle: Revile

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>>62986196
About 10 out of almost 90. That is, in fact, defined as an outlier, not as normal. That's not even considering the weights we might want to introduce for how much each member contributes to the Hololive image in public perception. And I dare you to go and claim in some of those generals that their oshi bases her entire brand around sex jokes.

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>>62986923
>Greater than 10% if the company is an outlier
My dude that's a major section of their employees, wtf are you smoking.

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>He thinks Mel is gen 2.
Cool, he doesn't even know what he's talking about.

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>>62986923
If a "standard" doesn't apply to one-in-ten people can you really call it a "standard"? It's obviously Hololive doesn't make an effort to maintain this so called "purity standard" and mostly just leaves it up to the chuubas

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is going to call Kronii a stupid snow gook during the smash collab

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>>62987906
she will filter herself just because of this thread now

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>>62987906
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell happened in this thread? And why did I read it all?

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>>62988328
Fun thread. We get more schizo with each passing day