The Shiori Novella - Chapter 5, Page 436

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I am going to Shiori

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Do you want to go see The Garfield Movie with me?

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SHIORI A CUTE

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I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

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Threadly reminder that all Rissa posters are doxx sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

Good afternoon bros I love Shiorin.

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>>62578829

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>>62580812
Hello, I love Shiori too!

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sex

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>The word “wife” is now blacklisted in chat and supas

What does she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

Bread took awhile.

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>>62580957
She's married.

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>>62580957
We're second fiddle to Dimitri.

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>>62580957
It's also blacklisted in the comments! I've tried wife before and my comment wouldn't show up lmao.

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>>62580957

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>>62580957
Is she the only EN to do this?

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>>62580957
There is any weird SC that contain wife word in the latest streams?

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>>62580957
Is this real or what? Did you post the word wife or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori Singvella

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>>62580957
I wonder if 'husband' is also blacklisted.

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>>62581179

Yeah it’s true. If you try chatting with “wife” it won’t show and like this anon said

>>62581041

It doesn’t show up in comments too lol

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>>62580994
Sorry, I was taking a bath.

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I'm glad she's happy and being looked after.

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>>62581443
I'm going to have a melty

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Parasocial kings, has it ever been more over than now?

[Anonymous No.]

She's distancing herself, that's a clear drawn line. She will not entertain fantasies of her being your wife.

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>>62581446
Soggy bread

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>>62581446
soggy but clean bread

[Anonymous No.]

I just posted wife in the comments and it showed up in the faith video. I deleted it, is this some sort of prank to out ourselves or something

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>>62581515
It's never been more back

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Shiori is my goth fuckbuddy who I parade around with my family because she won't make too much of a ruckus and likes the free food.

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>>62581616
Proof?

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>replies to me by name
>likes all my tweets
>hearts all my comments
idk what you're all complaining about things are great

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>>62581616
Have you checked on another account? Or in a private tab?

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Yeah we got married and I told her I don't feel comfortable with you lot calling her your wife. Sorry

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>>62581616

Tried to take one for the team and attempted to send a blue supa saying “My goth wife is cute” with a throwaway account. Got an error. It’s legit.

Sent a message on prechat with the same deal and it doesn’t show

What does Shiori mean by this…

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Owari da parasocialkeks…>>62581665

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>>62581701
Oh yeah I just checked it in a private tab. Wife really is blacklisted. Why the fuck

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>>62581443
Spell it Wyfe

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>>62578829
I've been saying I was going to get back to practicing coding for 5 days now when the most I did was install some shit, I feel your pain.

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>>62581752
Okay I can see this leading up to something unsavoury later in the future, gonna cancel my membership ahead of time. Call it freaking out early or whatever. I'm sure the distancefags are gonna have more fuel now though

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>>62581752
NO MORE PARASOCIAL FREAKS. IT'S SHIOVER

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We should spam her supas confronting her about the blacklisting during her next supareading.

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>>62581753
Nah, gotta go with yome.

[Anonymous No.]

That collab she has next week on Thanksgiving?
Be afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

Ratman, come to me: one of the s team members is getting too parasocial and blocked it because he felt threatened by random chat members

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Just ask on pre chat with a throwaway account.

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>>62581827
Nice falseflag sister lmao

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SHIORI CUTE

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>>62581901
imagine we have a whole Mel and her ex manager situation but with Shiori

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>>62581901
Could unironically be true.

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Her mods being anti-parasocial is pretty likely, I can't believe Shiori really cared about this when people can freely talk about her rm in prechat (dont know if they still can though) and there was no such problem before

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Here's the perfect excuse if you wanna ask her about it. Say you tried to write about wife in a written prompt and say it didn't show up.

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>>62582000
rm?

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No more wifeposting allowed.
Wifeposting is banned from this thread.

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Hololive employees slowly falling in love with Shiori because they have to watch all of her streams...

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>>62581914
Call it what you will. I have a right to be worried

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>someone made a catalog thread
prepare yourself for the incoming visitors

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>>62582037
Don't you guys usually shit on prechat because they keep talking about non-shiori stuff and usually involved her previous job? I don't really follow

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori does not love (you)

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I love my cute goth wyfe

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All this tells me is that prechat fags went too far and it got blocked because of them.

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You can't stop me for calling you my wife /here/ Shiori!

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>>62582171
It's always prechat faggots. They got bonked like that got bonked for being homos

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>>62582111
Of course someone would lol.

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welp. a shitstorm is a brewing.

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Shiori is my cute goth girlfriend. Not my wife.

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>>62582111
Sisters really run with anything they can get.

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>>62582123
I don't partake in either convo so I'm pretty much lost here.

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>"I'm whatever you want me to be"
Shiori...

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>Why would she do it?
>Why is she distancing herself from parasocials
Gee I don't know

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>>62582111
And you now realize that sisters literally sit in our general waiting for the latest gossip like highschool girls against Shiori.

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>>62582272
>profile pic is just her tits
why does this make it so funny

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I'm not even parasocial and don't appear in chat unless talking about the game but I think this sucks for people who just want to have their harmless fantasies. Can they at least say gf or girlfriend or is that going out the window eventually too?

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I'll see you guys at stream time, thread will be unusable otherwise until then

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Shiori is my slobbering fucktoy. Not my wife.

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>>62582311
Clearly the fantasies aren't harmless for Shiori. She's disgusted by the way you think of her. Your wife? Makes her skin crawl.

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>>62582345
ngl I get a little hard imagining I'm stealing Shiori from some shy dork who thought he could have a shot with her because he also likes rpg maker and manga, while I have little care about nerd things and only play counter strike and listen to rap

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We should confront her.

[Anonymous No.]

Novelites? more like Novelosers.

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The usual cycle of vtubers going from teehee im your gf to fuck you i do what i want

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I think Shiori has sexy eyes.

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>>62582111
It's all so tiresome bros...

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SHE HATES US

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This is her preparing to collab with her indie friends or the homos isn't it?

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>>62582436

No idea why but this fucking image and the fucking line together got me laughing so damn hard

But seriously, shiggers are pussies me included and no one will confront her about this.

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Respect her wishes, it just wouldn't seem right calling her your wife when Flayon is around.

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FLAYON-SAMA FORGIVE ME
LET ME SUCK YOUR CUM FROM HER PUSSY

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>>62582558
I'll just silently leave if this is not temporary or explained, but I'm not as invested as a lot of you.

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Enjoy yourselves schizoposters. I'm going to go do my reps until Shiori time.

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You'll still be loyal novelites no matter what, right? You're not weak novelites, right?

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>>62582652
Just the same as usual, report and ignore.

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You were warned.

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So that's why my comments weren't getting hearted... They didn't even show up...

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Like a clockwork they appear.

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>>62582733
Least parasocial Novelite.

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The pump and dump is complete, she's gotten the money she wanted and can finally stop pretending she likes us.

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Naughty novelights get punished. Play nice.

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>>62582865
Come home or stop flase flagging.

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On another note, kinda funny how she didn't heart a concernfag comment and it wasn't the usual guy.

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>>62582865
Kys

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So that's why she said she's moving away from doing roleplay content. She feels uncomfortable with the entire situation.

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>>62581144
The word specifically or words in general?

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>>62583010
That specific word. I know about 'ztream'

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I'm going to confront her.

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>>62583084
Thank you for your sacrifice.

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>>62583111
come here bitch i'm going to smooch you

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Ignoring the shitposters, was there anything that brought this up? I don't remember seeing any weird SC's or pre-chat shit that would've caused this? Seems pretty random, could honestly been a mod implementing a word ban list. Try other words with GF or something and see.

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This isn't new. I got one of my prompt responses deleted for this over a month ago. Now I know why it didn't show up.

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>>62582990
Then why did she do it to begin with?
Needed some cash infusion?

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>>62583173
She can visit her friendos now. Why does she need you?

[Anonymous No.]

shiori had surgery on her butthole to make it more cute

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>>62583237
I can visit you too sis, we can watch streams together!

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>>62583269
Yeah, the surgery was me fucking her anally for 12 hours straight to widen her hole.

[Anonymous No.]

Well this thread is going to be a fun read for Shiori.

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>>62583315
Shiori is not /here/, but one of her retarded mods will laugh at how pathetic you are.

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>>62583336
>a vtuber janny laughing at anyone
Glass houses nigga

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>>62583155
Holy fucking shit even gf is blacklisted

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Just watch she never showing up on prechat today lol

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>>62583401
Proof?

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>>62583382
At least the shirtless one is allowed to introduce Shiori to his family as his wife.

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>>62583421
Just go comment gf in any vod and try to look for your comment in a private tab or whatever that's not your account

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>>62583464
If you don't want to get exposed or something just delete the comment

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I'm definitely going to confront her on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

gf is banned, girlfriend is banned, wife is banned

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>>62583539
1984

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gf isn't banned someone just typed in pre-chat

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>>62583539
Retard.

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Out of nowhere... I wonder what response she'll have... Probably already wrote a script in case someone really asks.

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it's probably one of the S-team members having a giggle at the expense of needylites

[Anonymous No.]

Another one for the spreadsheet.

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>>62583583
Lmao instantly btfo

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>>62583565
So did my comment just not appear because I just typed one word and posted it and it flagged something in the system? I'll admit to my mistake because that's what I did.

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>>62583565
>>62583583
Kek, good sacrifice

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She's married, she's Christian, she will not tolerate your filthy delusions.

[Anonymous No.]

How about girlfriend?

So it’s just wife that got blacklisted?

[Anonymous No.]

me and shiori joining KKK cutely

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>>62583664
It seems like it

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Someone type "wife" in another Advents chat and see if its also banned or not. That'll answer some questions

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>>62583726
Well it surely isn't banned in Biboo's chat I can tell you that much

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If she's married, is she lying about her living situation?

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>>62583522

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>>62583726
Not banned in Nerissa’s chat

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Aight just checked both bijou's and Nerissa's comments. "wife" isn't banned. Something malicious is brewing

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>>62583976
>Something malicious is brewing
yeah the aftermath of the chicken and tomato sauce in my ass

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>>62583976
It's a meme in biboo chat and FWMC have fielded plenty of wife comments/supas so it's just Shiori.

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Congrats to her husband. Hope they have children together and are happy. I'll move on.

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>>62583976
It's really strange, it's not a standard chat filter, it's just the one word, and just on her stream. Why?

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Well I'm scared for next week.

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If she's married then her husband sucks for letting her live the way she does with expired shit in her fridge, bugs in her food, and having to eat shit meals. Divorce him and marry me Shiori.

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If she truly was married she would have banned it from the beginning lmao what a weird shitpost angle

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that she had a ring on her finger when her hands showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

ok, i just check the Vatican archives. The Ark of the Covenant is in my kitchen.

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>>62584061
idk does burnhouse lane have some sort of spoiler involving a wife

[Anonymous No.]

Just did another test cause I'm autistic. It's literally just wife. Girlfriend and gf are still fine. Honestly think this was an s-team thing, if she this was her then she probably would've banned those words as well.

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>>62584130
All an act. This woman is dangerous.

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>>62584192
We literally saw the bugs on stream retard.

[Anonymous No.]

you guys okay?

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>>62584178
It's been banned for a while.

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>>62584209

I think anon is implying the bugs are planted as an elaborate ploy for content

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>>62584192
>All an act.
>/vt/ user figures out that this is entertainment
Incredible work. You finally did it.

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>>62583976
catalog sister, please post your findings in the catalog thread instead
>>62582005

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>>62584231
How come people just found out today then?

[Anonymous No.]

Is spouse or husband banned?

[Anonymous No.]

She hates me specifically…

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>>62584175
It’s in Ethiopia you dumb fuck

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>>62584264
Sorry I'm not a catalog sister, I just find that sentence funny

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>>62584268
I don't know, I usually check all of my comments to see what makes them flagged for some reason and wife did some time ago. Never really post it here because drama.

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>>62584332
Well only one way to find out. Good luck trying to ask her in the least autistic way possible in a sc.

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>>62584268
Discord, checked there in both public servers and they noticed when someone tried make a joke sc during yesterday zatsudan

[Anonymous No.]

Is it really surprising? The girl who can't even pretend to be friends or integrate with other Hololive members and talks at length about her personal friends every chance she gets. Adopted by extroverts? More like married one.

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Morning thread, what's happening?

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>>62584229
you are supposed to be cool... why are you trying to make us cry?

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>>62584504
Shiori blacklisted 'wife' across her channel. Shiggers breaking down. It's never been more Shiover. She hates us.

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>>62584229
actually I'm starving, come here

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>>62584504

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This married angle is the most forced angle i've ever heard and the only thing they got to show for it she banned the wife word. Could've just went with she doesn't want parasocialfags and it would make more sense

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>>62584504
Catalog raid as per usual. Another Tuesday.

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>>62584583
Sorry but it's true. I married her. The wedding was great, Fuwawa drank everyone under the table.

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>>62584583
Of course they're going to take any opportunity they can to force their NTR angle anon. It's what they want in the end. They're the real cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's just comment on her prompts from now on using wyfe instead

[Anonymous No.]

Just checked the discord. "wife" was banned today at like 2am. Surprisingly, even they think its stupid. Something happen during faith to cause this?

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>>62584648
>she's an NTR queen!
>actually she's married!
I don't think that's how it works lol

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>>62584653
Maybe there was a creepy superchat and someone on S-Team decided to ban it.

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>>62584628
>>62584568
>>62584542
This is really just making a mountain out of a molehill, though, it is pretty strange to have it banned.

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>>62584703
There hasn't been. Not recently anyhow.

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>>62584653
I've tried using it on the schedule community thingy and it was blacklisted then, it wasn't at all yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

SHE HATES US But we knew this already didn't we?

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>>62584692
Yeah cus I'm gonna be the one NTRing her husband, it's all an elaborate setup for a netori story

[Anonymous No.]

RIP to that one idea she had about roleplaying as a dying anime housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

How strange, her channel really did ban the word "wife". I can send a message, but if I refresh, it's gone. I'm all for deleting creepy messages at their discretion, but outright banning the word "wife" is ridiculous, imo.

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>>62584749(me)
Ops I meant today.

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>>62584728
Yeah, but people hate Shiori so they'll take whatever they can get.

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>>62584802
there is never a context to write "wife" in Chat or SC
it's only used by parasocial unicorn fucks who she doesn't need in her fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>She's allowed to have her delusions
>We're not allowed to have ours
What a cunt

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>>62584876
fuck off sis

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>>62584728

Yeah, I agree. Just really weird it’s banned in the first place

She should really just address it briefly, set some expectations and be done with it desu and then go on her stream as normal

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>>62584802
Agree, is just a lazy work from chat mods thst generate a Streisand effect. Like when Gura tried to ban "stream" word in her chat

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[Anonymous No.]

>>62584876
Shiori, my wife really likes Dimitri to-
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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>>62584966
Newsvella, expose her.

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>>62584927
She already told us to have no expectations!

[Anonymous No.]

Well nothing we can do now but wait. All we know is that only "wife" is banned and that it happened right after the faith stream. Personally, I think it was s-team that did it but someone would have to ask to find out.

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>>62584692
We're on /vt/, any man in her life that isn't (You) counts as NTR here. There's no contradiction.

[Anonymous No.]

I just farted

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>>62584993
rratman, come to me
shiori hates married men and they're not welcome in her stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585037
That's not a rrat, she's said multiple times she hates that Marth is a married man.

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>>62585037

She literally gushed at that guy who had 4 kids

i think she’s more comfortable around married men knowing they don’t have ulterior motives

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>>62585083
He was talking about his kids. Not his wife.

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>>62584876
wrong corpo retard. Even for Holos that don't go full tilt into gfe they still leave the door open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585037
This is Nut gobbler fault

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>>62584876
go back to your queer discord friends, eunuch faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585037
I'm divorced, is that okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585292
Absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, wifebros. I'm going back to sleep. Sort this out before I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62583311
Lol you didn't last 2 mins, don't lie

[Anonymous No.]

Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585339
It wasn't my fault. My only character flaw is jerking off too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585623
We find women who are willing to be our wives.

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>>62584966
NEWSVELLAAAA

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>>62585630
It is better for your semen to fall into the belly of a whore than upon the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585367
I'll do my dailies. See you and the rest of you later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585653
>>62584994
newsvella is just shiori, you guys know that right

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>>62585752
Fuck you

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>>62585752
rrat
she was there with her in the cryptid stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585752
MODS

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>>62585752
How can they talk to each other if they're the same person?

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>>62585752
Don’t be silly

[Anonymous No.]

I've only poked my head in this thread 4 or 5 times since Advent debuted but every single time you shiggers are melting down about something, is this just a constant?

https://litter.catbox.moe/iqrmt6

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>>62585884
AIIIIEEEE I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON IT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585884
what kind of weird link is that

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585884
apparently using a twitter url on catbox creates a download https://twitter.com/greatodoggo/status/1724456880238362691

[Anonymous No.]

>>62585884
>>62585959
>>62585966
me not knowing how to use catbox apparently
>>62585993

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>>62585581
Cope. You have a shrimp dick and would instantly cum just by a woman’s touch.

[Anonymous No.]

RRATMAN I BESEECH YOU
Shiori banned the word wife so nobody can spoil her marriage RP stream

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>>62585884
It’s falseflaggers. I’m 100% certain they’re the reason why the word is banned in the first place. Since day one Shiori has been persecuted by oldtroons and dramafags on this board because she made the “mistakes” of having a job before she joined Hololive and having a hot model.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet one of the s-team is in love with her and getting protective. My money's on the shirtless one. He posted it /here/ as bait.

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>>62586162

If you are aware of current events you would know why it’s banned.

Hint: It’s not the falseflaggers.

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>>62586248
Don't vaguepost and tell me motherfucker

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>>62585630
Thou shalt abstain from masturbation as per sacred writings

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586348

Someone else posted it earlier and got banned lol

Do your research. It’s not that big of a secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586352
I'll take the middle route and only masturbate to Shiorin.

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>>62586392
retard

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>>62586392
>Reddit spacing
>Vague posting
Proof or kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586348
You're responding to a falseflagging sister right now, if it weren't clear.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori isn't your wife, you already have a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

We'll find out eventually today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586392
I told you i did my research here, faggot >>62584175

now show yours and learn to fucking read, my god.

[Anonymous No.]

Another Tuesday huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586617

IF she’ll address it

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586698
If she doesn't it's intentional, it's what she wants. There's no misunderstanding, she doesn't want you to think of her as your wife and bad times are ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I love schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586732
How is it bad times ahead when I can use her AI and do it anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586698
I'll bite the bullet and ask if no one does towards the end. I'll just ask if there's a new filter or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586780
I'm blaming Shiori on this one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586732
Or she's just unaware of it and it was a rogue mod

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586789
>You can see me as whatever you want
>Lol jk not your wife though that's creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586831
It's always the ones closest to you...

[Anonymous No.]

That is what you get by writting abuse Shiori fanfics

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586794

she’ll just read your name and not your message out loud, don’t waste your supa, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586794
the worst she can do is ignore it so do it

[Anonymous No.]

Did you ever think that maybe Shiori banned it because she doesn't want us talking about our wives, making her sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586931
But wait for a supa reading segment if she does one

[Anonymous No.]

>>62584876
Girlfriend/GF is fine to type so yeah wife seems a bit random if those are okay to use still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586887
>>62586931
>>62586983
I'm using a burner account with currency one above ARS so I don't look like a complete shitter. Just asking incase it really is a rouge mod. Won't be specific just ask if there's a new ban list or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586886
But I only keep my Shiori abuse fics for myself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587010
you have my blessing anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587010

Godspeed anon. At least it will speak volumes if she ignores it

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586886
She LOVES abuse, but being your wife? Eww, gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587010
Why are you posting your plans? Now she'll see it because she's /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586887
But she read my very first super...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587010
Good luck anon, just be polite and make a coherent message.

[Anonymous No.]

Why she did it bros? Is it over?

[Anonymous No.]

Sooo, can I still kiss my Shiori body pillow before and after work?

[Anonymous No.]

she already said she hated doing gfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587010
Based

[Anonymous No.]

I know she’ll never be my wife, she didn’t need to rub it in further…

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587225
You can do it but don't wait any reciprocate feeling

[Anonymous No.]

she needs to have "The Talk" with her parasocial viewers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587342
she needs to clarify whether you can see her as whatever you want is still valid

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587342
kys NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587342
Just like Fauna when she had her talk with her saplings. And look how that turned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587342

This. Please Shiori if you are /here/ just end the parasocials misery and just give the talk today before your gameplay

It will do you good in the future we promise

[Anonymous No.]

>>62586794
>>62587010
Good luck, anon. This is some weird shit that will pointlessly disrupt a lot of innocent messages, so it's worth asking about. Just be polite etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587342
If you don't get what she means every time she brings up her own friends and tells you how much she loves them and not you, even if she told you to your face you wouldn't accept it. You're the last rung on the ladder. She'd rather talk to her manager, her moderators, her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm legit scared, my heart feels vulnerable bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>can't use the word "wife"
>this is apparently an issue somehow
I thought you shiggers were supposed to be "writers" and "wordsmiths," how is this an issue?
Sounds to me like you should buy a thesaurus!

[Anonymous No.]

she's being...distant

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587555
The streamer will still exist to entertain you.

[Anonymous No.]

If you actually produce content for, or even just casually interact with female vtubers outside of their highly curated public appearances you'd know that most of them have bfs. Why do you care? Why is this so important to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587597
if it's not an issue why ban it then?

[Anonymous No.]

That's great and all but I want sex Shiori..!

[Anonymous No.]

She hates Hololive, she hates idol culture, she hates being an emotional prostitute.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't wanna scare you guys, but we have sisters here right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587604
I don't want this to be only entertainment, I don't want her to be only an streamer

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be afraid Shiggers. Just wait for the stream and see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587653
>this thread
>not an issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587722
Catalog spam made it obvious. Ignore nijiniggers and sisters. Behead sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587737
You're setting yourself up for hurt if you expect anything else. There's not even space for you to be a friend. She's said multiple times her friend group is full and she's got enough. You are viewer. She is streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587509
>>62587651
>>62587711
>>62587792
ban

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up from my nap, what have you anons been up to today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587509
>>62587651
>>62587711
>>62587792
Rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587961
Just exercising and getting some work done from home.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that she wants us to find our own Shioris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587509
>>62587651
>>62587711
>>62587792
Platypus

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588113
Which don't exist. She's unironically unique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588113
She doesn't even play FFXIV how the fuck am I meant to find her on FFXIV

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588144
Perry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588113
Does she realize that's like finding a needle in a haystack?

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori, give us “The Talk” today, please. We can handle it. End the misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588113
That reminds me, how come every time one of the girls gives advice on dating it always boils down to grooming women on discord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588113
That's impossible and she's retarded for thinking there's other girls like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588113
Okay, but do I have to learn mahjong or is that only for hags
Do the Shioris do sidequests and hunt trains instead, like a cute conductor?

[Anonymous No.]

So is someone going to send a superchat to test her response?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588205
Because they're all girlfailures, and if you want someone like them that's how you find them

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588205
They're all girlfailures and speaking from personal experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588231
there is always someone

[Anonymous No.]

She might do a piano stream instead if her voice stays dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588231
Multiple people have claimed they will, but anon never delivers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588231
Yea me, now gimmie an outline to write on

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588152
>>62588164
>>62588205
>>62588209
It's unironically not if you've actually tried.
t. found my current gf on an online mmo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588270
>>62588275
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck this I'm gonna go play Pikmin and catch up on VODs. See you shiggers later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587792
If you care so much about me then marry me then women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588316
The only mmo I play is ff14 and OSRS. Tell what to do right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588209
EVEN HER FRIENDS THINK SHES UNIQUE, WTF WAS THAT ALL ABOUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588366
Dandori your heart out, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588370
If you're playing FF14 then its quite simple. Look up one of those roleplaying Bars to visit and chat anyone up.

[Anonymous No.]

She is in prechat

[Anonymous No.]

does shiori consume girldinners or boydinners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588424
All my roleplay experience comes from SS13. Will that carry over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588464
When Rissa asked her, she preferred boydinner. But a boydinner made by a girlfailure is a failuredinner. Just look at Ririka.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one play FF14 and reel in a real girl in a sea full of trannies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588456
Thanks Shiori but can't you just say it /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588503
Did you play service jobs or were you an engineeringGOD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62587961
doing work reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588503
That's fine..? Albeit you'd probably have to play your role closer to who you made. Bonus points if you are a filthy male miqote as real girls dig that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588370
>>62588512
Join a raid group, 6/10 you'll find a girl there.
They then fall into one of few categories
>Egirl, center of attention
>Hardcore raider, will probably hate you if you fuck up mechs
>Silent one, will almost never speak until the final raid ever where she'll finally unmute to say a quick thank you and then leave.
>The one that tries really hard but fucks up mechs almost consistently and is the equivalent of a failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588609 (me)
Bonus category
>Tranny, but only in NA servers. Doesn't exist in EU, Oce or JP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588512
Lalafel = hag
Hyur = girl
Mi'qote = straight male
Elezen = weird girl, maybe wants to fuck Alphinaud too much
Roegadyn = error, data not found
Au'Ra = bisexual men/women
Viera = transsexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588541
was a medical chad. Haven't played in a long time though

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you guys making up some new words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588685
>Medical
Always tried to go Geneticist or Virology and give security superpowers

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588685
>medical "chad"
I'd sooner trust the greytide to fix my wounds!
If you weren't a chloral shuffler, you're probably fine on the RP experience front

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588683
>Hyur = girl
Can't believe my gender changed for playing a male Hyur

[Anonymous No.]

>>62583407
She read up to here

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588791
>giving it to sec
>not selling it at mark-up to the greys that robbed the vault within three minutes of round start and also selling them pilfered sec gear from when they're dumped for cloning since the other doctors are too stupid to actually do surgery
Down with the man! Anarchy now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588791
>>62588797
>>62588895
Man I miss ss13. Stopped playing after my main server died. Would hop back on but idk the state of the game rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588803
Well the list assumes they're playing as a female of that race, it's why Hrothgar isn't on there

[Anonymous No.]

faith stream was really good. told you guys she was enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588585
Do I really gotta be a catboy to get girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589029
I liked it, I'm glad she liked it. I'm surprised she was more scared of Faith than Mortuary Assistant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589064
You can be a scaley boy instead if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62588912
I used to play /vg/ a lot but I stopped for a while since I got busy (and also started spending more time watching chuubas while I gamed, not very conducive to contributing to rounds)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589029
Yeah she absolutely BTFO those fags who thought she wasn't into the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589029
It was a great stream, that last one. I feel she really just gets distracted easy. Maybe that's how she deals with the spooks, since this last one spooked her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589029
the first stream was kinda meh but the second stream was great because she was so into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589094
was hot

[Anonymous No.]

>someone sent an sc
guess its waiting game now

[Anonymous No.]

>all this picking up girls in MMOs talk
Wow, you guys moved on quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>in prechat

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589029
Last thread had some good sound clips

[Anonymous No.]

>>62580687
shiocool!

[Anonymous No.]

I still have never fapped to Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589362
It was rhy, obv.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not the actual guy, right?
That's fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589362
That wasn't me, I was gonna send towards the end. God damnit it's probably some fucking catalogfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589362
It's a pretty obvious falseflag if it's the first superchat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589362
they really hate him huh

[Anonymous No.]

I mean... It wasn't all that bad even if he impersonated him. He could've written something way worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589439
Same...I just can't get it up with all those similarities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589362
>greyname
QRD?

[Anonymous No.]

So did anyone respond to the sc? Did pre-chat even react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589439
Only the AI

[Anonymous No.]

A new day, a new revelation....Schizo-who-hate-names-so-let's-name-him was a Sister all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589741
Someone said congrats

[Anonymous No.]

w superchat anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589815
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589741
a couple asked if he were shadowbanned and he responded maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

Soo, should I still ask towards the end of the stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589893
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589893

Yeah. Could be the SC was just talking about a shadowban in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589893
I wouldn't rock the boat, but whatever. If we go down, we all go down. I'm honestly afraid of the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589362
i highly doubt that's even him btw. i saw the real one say something earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589741
the entire response as far as I can tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589893
You can try but I wouldn't expect an answer unless it's worded in the least autistic way possible.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess it's the seasonal YouTube Algorithm fuck ups, I wonder what change they made on YouTube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590166
She dodged and assumes it shadowban and not word filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590044
Literally seconds after I posted that. She seems oblivious, the whole filter thing is almost certainly mod fuckery.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589893
I lurk

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590260
She already delivered on twixxer space. She shilled the upcoming cruise vid last stream as per henma's instruction.
The only thing left is the guerilla stream and she won't be a liar anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590211
Not really a dodge since he asks if he's shadow banned. Honestly this probably means that the filter stuff is mod fuckery

[Anonymous No.]

You guys need to ask directly if you want the direct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

Go do your steppies and stop worrying about this.
You'll make it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

She's gone now

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590407
How would you ask in the least autistic way while also saying wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590478
You tried to write it in a comment or writing prompt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590478
>You are my life but replace the 'l' with 'w' because I can't send the other word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590522
That's pretty good but would prob only solicit a chuckle and thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590400
Yeah, she could have ignored it completely like everyone else did instead of checking it out twenty minutes later.

>>62590407
This. Pls remember my w*fe is autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62589439
Why? You can't let your lust build up like that. Is dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590585
It will probably trigger a chain reaction in chat that it's a shadowbanned word or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590582
all that tells me is that she show favoritism towards certain member if she willing to take time out of her day to check. maybe he the husband afterall.

[Anonymous No.]

Return to comfy

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even care about the word filter thing since it's really obvious sister shit, but I just feel sadshi overall and don't know if I'll ever really escape this crushing weight I always have on my happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590717
Gotta put yourself out there more man and maybe then you'll get a spot of the spreadsheet

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590717
She's done it for others. You get shadowbanned if you're in prechat too often. I remember r**** was getting banned left and right.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized today is my birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590836
I will find you and I will **** you.

[Anonymous No.]

>62590717
That would directly contradict the rrat that she's adding wordfilters to keep out the parasocials, and supports the rrat that mods are acting without her knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590836
Happy birthday! Have some Shiosex

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590836
W birthday, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590836
Happy birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590966
EXTRA THICC

[Anonymous No.]

so was it a good thing that somebody went and asked? even if i dont believe it's actually the real *him*

[Anonymous No.]

>>62590836
Happy birthday anon, hope it's a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>62591039

Didn’t really ask directly and Shiori’s a ditz. I have more faith on this anon:
>>62589893