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62508804 No.62508804 [Reply] [Original]

Choco sensei will die alone

>> No.62508887

>>62508804
Marine's dad will save her

>> No.62508923

There's already a man inside her house. Me

>> No.62508977

>>62508804
Didn't she get fucked during the end of one of her streams and ended it almost immedaitely whilst panting?

>> No.62509001

>>62508977
Fucked by me

>> No.62509065

>>62508923
I'm calling the police

>> No.62509067

>>62508804
RUMAO
DYRBI?

>> No.62509124

>>62509067
What does not letting men into her house say that is weird. It's common sense. Japan has love hotels for a reason.

>> No.62509149

And by men she means her disgusting fans, Chads however can enter her house and her holes anytime they want.

>> No.62509164
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62509164

>when JP's say stuff like this it suddenly must be real
let me guess she's also a virgin

>> No.62509175

>>62508977
That's Ollie

>> No.62509222

>>62509124
I thought those were for cheating.

>> No.62509330

>>62508977
It was bizarre but I don't think she got fucked. Startled then had random noises. Despite being a "whore" Choco isn't an immature street slut who would necessarily cuck an audience on stream.

>> No.62509335

>>62509001
i wrote this

>> No.62509352

>>62509222
Makes more sense that they exist for fucking due to several generations living in the same house.

>> No.62509365

>>62508804
Don't worry, she will meet me at the fan meeting

>> No.62509433

>>62509164
>let me guess she's also a virgin
yes, this is statistically likely for japanese women under 30

>> No.62509530

>>62509175
Source or schizo

>> No.62509541

>all these excuses and reasons for not dating men
>all the gay shit she does with mel
>people really can't piece together that she's a legit dyke
come on now.

>> No.62509646

>>62509433
She's likely over 30
>>62509164
She's admitted to dating and having boyfriends which is essentially saying she is not a virgin because what are relationships if not sex.
>>62509541
kson is a much better example

You people don't even watch her.

>> No.62509678

>>62509646
>She's likely over 30
she's 29
>She's admitted to dating and having boyfriends which is essentially saying she is not a virgin because what are relationships if not sex
extremely western mindset

>> No.62509711

>>62509646
everything she does is typical closet deflection. sorry to ruin the suspense of you thinking you have a chance one day.

>> No.62509747

>>62509711
I wasn't disagreeing with you, you dumb fuck. But if you want a recent example of only hanging out with chicks, especially a dyke looking one, then kson is a much better example than Mel.
>>62509678
Extremely japanese mindset. Oh sorry, japs are known for their reservations against sex.

>> No.62509973

>>62508804
She's still pretty young compared to most holohags. Some are 10+ years older

>> No.62510026

>>62508804
By "men" she means creepy unattractive fans.

>> No.62510494

>>62508804
She deserves it.

>> No.62510550

>>62508804
yeah, with me

>> No.62510596

>>62509164
The JPs have never given us any reason to doubt their word, so yes.

>> No.62510923

>>62508804
lol sure she doesn't

>> No.62510982

>>62509164
Not that I care but in Japan, that's actually likely.

>> No.62511016

>>62510982(me)
Choco is absolute not though

>> No.62511132

>>62509001
>>62509335
Me and my clone

>> No.62511175

>>62511016
There's literally not one virgin in the entirety of Hololive. Ironically it's probably those that avoid the mere mention of males that are the ones fucking constantly.

>> No.62511848

I don't believe her, but that's cute to think about regardless

>> No.62512031

>>62509541
>legit dyke
Whatever helps you feel better or get off

>> No.62512148

>>62509646
>what are relationships if not sex
you'll get it when you're older

>> No.62512226

>>62512148
Are you claiming that sex is not part of an early 20s/teenager relationship? Really?

>> No.62512306

>>62512226
you're the nigga that thinks that's all it is. like i said, you'll get it when you're older.

>> No.62512348

>>62512306
No rebuttal, got it. Lose some weight fatass.

>> No.62512376

>>62512348
>t. underage
you have to be 18 to post on this site

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>>62508804
In that clip she talks about how her mom suddenly shows up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfk5YDb46wk&t=1m30s
She's mentioned before that her mom desperately wants her to get married. She's afraid that her mom will show up and think she's in a serious relationship, then ask the guy when they're getting married.
>>62508977
That was her mom that showed up.
Her mom has a history of just showing up at her house randomly without telling her.
Here's some examples
>During late 2020 she would show up after she had arguments with Choco's dad and say she was going to leave him. This resulted in Choco canceling streams to go back home and meditate the fight.
>She would go over just to tell her to get married and have kids.
>One time she went over, saw that Choco got a haircut, laughed at her and left. This made Choco feel bad so she ended up getting hair extensions.
>Just this month(Dec 2022) she want over, saw that Choco was sick and took her back home to take care of her.
>She walked in on her not that long ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-2UqY6GArI
>She even ended her stream because her mom kept telling her to eat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSuyArejhhw

>> No.62514160

>>62508977
that interpretation of the stream really was a stretch. ollie at least had odd noises.

>> No.62514974

>>62509646
>>62509747
I think you might be on with something with the Kson thing, they been doing a fair amount of stuff of late together 'behind the scenes'. Meanwhile Mel has been nowhere in sight, maybe it felt awkward for her to be a 5th wheel?

>> No.62515017

>>62508804
Like all women 18+ she's perfectly fine. Continue to throw your money at her though.

>> No.62515100

>>62514064
Her mom sounds like an overbearing cunt...

>> No.62515716

>>62515100
well her daughter needs correction.

>> No.62517286

>>62512148
>nooo bro relationships are Le mYstiC and rElIigiuz experience it's not just sex nooo
>trust me broo!

>> No.62517376

>>62509747
Didn't Kson/Coco say once that she was into creampies and cuckolding?

>> No.62517425

>>62509646
Even people that don't watch her knows she's a whore, she's "fucking your high school teacher for a good score" tier whore
I don't even know why people watch her since besides muh sexy she's one of the most boring members

>> No.62517756

>>62508804
She tells you what you want to hear. Now donate plz.

>> No.62517824

>>62514064
Based choco rrrrat fighter. If only every oshi had a man like you.

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>>62508923
Gary Busey watches vtubers?

>> No.62517860

>>62509973
>Some
Botan and Korone at least, Mio is getting up there. Who else is there?

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>>62509164
fuck you frogposter

>> No.62518031

>>62509646
>kson
Oh yeah speaking of which, only Mel and Choco's actually collabed with her, with their RMs, since her departure from Hololive, right? Would provide quite an interesting coincidence.

>> No.62518063

>>62518031
>the whore house

>> No.62518206

>>62517860
I'm always surprised to learn that Lui is older than Marine, she definitely gives cool older sis vibes but I still can't envision her being older than all but the 3-4 hags.

>>62518031
Ya there were about 4 or 5 collabs in the months after her graduation. People were wondering if it was a sign back then that Mel and Choco were getting ready to jump ship too.

>> No.62518246

>>62518031
https://youtu.be/YAmIMNOULgI

>> No.62518276

>>62511175
All of the JPs are virgins with absolutely no interest in men.

>> No.62518378

>>62509646
>what are relationships if not sex
why are americans like this

>> No.62518461

>>62518031
No, more than those 2

>> No.62518584

>>62518031
And RBC
>>62518063
We are not talking about where you were conceived

>> No.62519257

>>62518378
Im sure your teenage romantic relationship did not involve any sexual feelings or urges. I am sure it was purely a contractual relationship where you discussed future finances and establishing a family through scheduled missionary.

>> No.62519276

>>62518031
>>62518584
And Haachama sent in a congratulating video to Kson's anniversary stream, which I'm not sure if Cover actually approved or not before it was sent.

>> No.62519376

>>62509175
who would fuck an ugly indonesian tho

>> No.62519396

>>62519376
Indonesian men
Did you think this through before asking?

>> No.62521451

>>62519376
tourists with low standards and a case of jungle fever

>> No.62522417

>>62509175
Wasn't it moona? Although that one there was some "weird" buzzing sound, so might not have been another person.

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62522569

newfags who werent here for a week old yab like Ollie's
where the fuck did you all come from

>> No.62523274

>>62514064
>talks about her time dating her school teacher
https://files.catbox.moe/70fm6f.mp3

>Her dates with older men while underage and in school
>getting butthurt that she didn't give the guy her age a chance when in school
https://files.catbox.moe/1jbyqk.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/951hxa.mp3

>> No.62523590

>>62508804
I hate this whole "My oshi never fucked because of *insert extreme autism they obviously don't have here*" cope.

These are famous women who get paid to put an act up on the screen. Regaurdless of if it's japan there is a slim to nothing chance that anyone in hololive is a virgin.
It wouldn't even be a problem if it weren't for the fact that these same type of anons are also quick to call anyone else a whore for any reason

>> No.62523812

>>62523590
>My oshi is a whore so I'll cope calling everyone a whore
Lol

>> No.62523917

>>62508804
of course she wont let random creepy stinky ass viewer into her house

>> No.62524135

>>62523590
My oshi is Japanese.

>> No.62524183

>>62523812
>Having had sex before means your a whore
Might be time to look up the definition, sounds like it's you calling your own oshi a whore not me

>> No.62524198

>>62509433
By all accounts Choco is way too hot to still be a virgin.

>> No.62524290

>>62508804
I can fix her

>> No.62525349

>>62509124
Choco has said if she get's married the man would have to be happy to live separately... Like that's just a red flag that the woman is fucking behind your back, especially in a country that is pretty cheat heavy.
>>62511175
>Ironically it's probably those that avoid the mere mention of males that are the ones fucking constantly.
The ones who are over the top anti males are definitely the ones trying to hide shit.

>> No.62525413

>>62523590
>There are famous women
Sora first stream only had 13 legitimate viewers.

>> No.62525477
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>>62525413
That was five years ago anon, she doesn't stream to thirteen people anymore.

>> No.62525667

>>62509530
If you don't know about Ollie dropping early from a collab while moaning suspiciously from time to time you need to lurk more.

>> No.62525675
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62525675

I accept my oshi is not a virgin and has had boyfriends
but
I do not want her to have new ones as long as I am a fan

>> No.62526143

>>62509678
Wait, Choco is younger than me?

>> No.62526198

>>62508887
Yeah, me (dressed as Marine's dad)

>> No.62526233

>>62526143
It is not clear.

>> No.62526246

THIS IS THE LAST YEAR OF THE 5 YEAR CHOCO PLAN. IF YOU DON'T SAVE HER BY DEC 31ST, SHE DIES ALONE.

>> No.62526284

>>62526246
It's for the best.

>> No.62526773

>>62525675
I kneel

>> No.62526878

>>62524183
Nowadays yes, do you think people only have sex with their boyfriends?
What's the difference between a prostitute and a woman that's with a different man every other day?

>> No.62527135

>>62526246
Choco is likely ending up alone for 3 reasons.
1, her mother and father's relationship has convinced her that if she has a partner, they need to have a lot of time away from each other to not grow annoyed at each other the way her parents have. This is what has lead her to say frankly retarded shit like, "If you work from home rent an office space to get out of the house while you work."
2, Choco is described as very attractive, meaning the only ones likely to hit on her are old men, because young Japanese men do not have the confidence to, and even the old men that do are doing it for a laugh/because they are known to cheat. Herbivore country - being too attractive can be a curse.
3, ridiculously high standards.
Choco wants a man with his own home that owns a car and that lives in Tokyo. To an Western fan this doesn't seem like much, but you need to remember this is fucking Japan. Tokyo, of all places. To not rent in the city means you're making bank, and doubly so if you own a car. This is a very indirect way of saying Choco wants to get with a millionaire. And I sadly do not think her age will let her compete with younger women that are maybe models or IRL idols - the type of woman Choco's ideal man is likely to go for.

>> No.62527320

>>62515100
Like mother, like daughter

>> No.62527960

choco is gay isnt she

>> No.62527972

>>62525667
Fair. Teach me more Anon

>> No.62528025

>>62527135
>To an Western fan this doesn't seem like much
The average price of a house in Australia is $900,000~, cost of living is getting fucked beyond belief all over the world.

>> No.62528087

>>62508804
She sounds like she's old and ugly, so probably.

>> No.62528159

>>62528087
Thats the first time I have seen such a complain about Choco.
She's not very old and is very attractive with a nice body.

>> No.62528256

>>62527135
I understand it's difficult for women but lowering your standards is going to be better than ending up alone.
People always think being alone is going to be great until age catches up and you become a bitter cunt

>> No.62528288

>>62527960
she's a JP. they're all gay.

>> No.62528339

>>62508804
Any woman who is single in 2023 only has herself to blame.

>> No.62528396

>>62528025
There are entire generations of Aussie men that just cbf due to these prices. I honestly think the abandonment of making goals achievable like housing is leading to the destruction of society in the West long term. That and unfair divorce laws when kids get thrown into the equation.

>> No.62528482

>>62528256
I guess we'll see. It really isn't the norm that women will give up their ridiculous standards when they grew up thinking they'll all be Disney princesses living with a hot millionaire.
Choco does sound like a well-meaning girl and her conditions are at least based on a little logic.

>> No.62528671

>>62509678
>extremely western mindset
Relationship equals sex in practically all cultures across the world, the west is infact probably the only place in the world where you can even find people who would argue that sex isn’t a fundamental part of a relationship. If you’re in a relationship with a woman who doesn’t want to have sex with you then you’re getting used like a simp and are probably a cuck.

>> No.62528845

>>62527135
Choco's dating history is what fucked her up. How's it healthy for a 15 year old girl to date 40 year old dudes lol

>> No.62528938

>>62508804
she will die with her wife because men are going to be obsolete in the future

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>>62528256
We are going to have so many bitter misandrist crazy catladies in a couple of years lol

>> No.62529159

>>62511175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ

>> No.62529185

>>62508804
DYRBI

>> No.62529234

>>62512306
Nigger you are the only one that said that's all it is, everyone else is merely saying it's a part of it.

>> No.62529750

>>62523274
>>getting butthurt that she didn't give the guy her age a chance when in school
I need this translated. Yes I'm fucking seething almost 10 years after HS where girls I grew up with all went for losers who hung around the school with their cars while guys my age weren't even old enough to have driving lessons. They didn't even have good jobs or looks just cars and drugs. It unironically made me give up on relationships because who the fuck would be happy being the guy she settled for?
>but you could have dated younger women
The childhood friend trope exists for a reason, I wanted someone to go through life beside me, age gaps either way don't allow this.

>> No.62529800

>>62529185
yes. why would she lie?

>> No.62529955

>>62529800
Same reason that incentivizes all vtubers to lie: To appear more desirable and thereby get more dono's.

>> No.62530392

>>62527135
>>62528482
>Choco does sound like a well-meaning girl and her conditions are at least based on a little logic
>Used goods
>Cake almost hag
>Choco wants to get with a millionaire
logical for a woman

>> No.62530770

>>62529185
Don't see why this is something to lie about. If she wants to get her back blown out then she would typically set up a dinner date and stay in some higher end hotel for the night.

>> No.62530971

>>62528671
>ignoring Japan's 60-70% sexless maried couples

>> No.62531067

>>62530971
You are equating marriage with teenage and early 20s relationships.

>> No.62531196

>>62529750
Basically, she's coping that maybe the guy her age would appreciate her more rather than the older guys who just wanted prime pussy. She was too retarded to realize it sooner.

>> No.62531713

>>62528256
>lowering your standards is going to be better than ending up alone.
Then you get the cheating situations depicted in manga and hentai after the women and/or men in a "settled" relationship are unsatisfied.
Stick to your guns or die alone, no compromises

>> No.62531803

>>62517286
You need to be 18 years or older to post here.

>> No.62532001

>>62511175
See, this is where you break plausibility, you can have them not be virgins and also be lonely cat ladies by just implying they were all used up in their youth. All the women in Hololive are way too old to be in this industry if they had men in their lives but they were young a long time ago and most of them probably had sex then, with their dads at bare minimum.

>> No.62532237

>>62523590
There's like forty women in JP, it's statistically near-impossible that one of them isn't a virgin. I do wonder how many Stars are virgins though. They all act like whores but virgin males have no problem doing stuff like that.

>> No.62532329

>>62527135
Literally all Westerners do 24/7 online is bitch about not being able to own a car or a home and have been doing so for generations.

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>>62508804
Choco won't let men enter her, but she will enter this poor robot every night.

>> No.62533121

>>62527135
Choco will end up with a guy she resents because she rode the cc and can't attract the guys she used to get.
What kind of man would put in more effort than all the previous guys? A lesser man. Look at Logan Paul, he has money and clout but is mocked for getting with the town bike. Its social suicide among men.

>>62528396
There's no reason to care about anything. Why care about getting a wife when my options are all women who literally could have funked entire classrooms of guys, people don't seem to think how big those numbers are. Funking shameful.
Houses are too expensive and you can only get one if your parents left it to you and die, your jobs are being outsourced or you're seeing more DEI bullshit either costing you a job or making it worse as you need to work harder to compensate for the diversity hires, etc.
Kids, you now see multiple places say its abuse if you don't let them troon out, etc.
My country? Anyone can enter so there's nothing to protect.

Good news is I no longer care about climate change since the world decided I have no future anyway and they expect full support while spitting on me. No shit guts drop out, all we have left is hobbies and even they are under attack.

>> No.62533461

>>62533121
>no longer care about the climate change
thats just called growing up

>> No.62533670

>>62527135
>they need to have a lot of time away from each other to not grow annoyed at each other
This is actually true.

>> No.62533723

>>62533461
nta, It's up to the so called "politicians" to do something, but those people are just a waist of tax money.

>> No.62537798

>>62509222
no, they let you in even if you're not married or in a relationship.

>> No.62538337

>>62528482
These women aim at men, who have high demands too - they quickly will realise that aging exist and their prince don't want an auntie, so he will move towards other princesses. If you rely only on your looks then your value decreases over time.

>> No.62538800

>>62509164
anon choco was very open about her previous partners because she was before hololive became an idol company

>> No.62539873

>>62508804
Choco is exactly like the stereotype of a bitch, just search her name on youtube for you to see, all clips from her are just 'sexy' 'men' 'moan' and those shit, she's a one dimensional dumb bitch, just that, I don't know how people support that

>> No.62540097

>>62539873(me)
The only merit I can think coming from her is she getting better at singing, but that doesn't mean much because she was worse than Ame in the beginning and now she's just slightly above Noel, not that much evolution in 5 years

>> No.62540596

>>62527135
Can confirm about Tokyo house and car. Went from being a Chuuba watching nerd to getting 3 girls all in their 20s flying to Tokyo to stay at my place asking for a date or a trip. Legit buff.

Funnily, I'm not entertaining the idea of living together that much even when married.
Like you do you go fuck a twink or whatever but don't interfere with my work/pleasure either.

Legit could try to chase Choco for lulz and say look I married a Chuuba. But based on forbidden knowledge Choco seems fine and normal for a modern girl but not totally exceptional compared to the new young cuties. idk she should have a fair chance but good men are rare this country kinda sucks for both sexes when it comes to family building.

>> No.62541395

>>62540596
You have to save her eggs anon. You gotta do it for us.

>> No.62541981

>>62538337
>If you rely only on your looks then your value decreases over time.
Looks (actually age) is the single most valuable thing for women. Everything else is hard cope.

VTubers are a glitch

>> No.62544342

>>62527135
>slutty old hag with sky high standards who‘ll probably cheat on you
Hot

>> No.62544623

>>62508804
Didn't she talk about going out with men? If she wants to be alone then that's her choice. Who the fuck cares

>> No.62544827

What a coincidence, so will I.

>> No.62545162

>>62527135
>Choco wants a man with his own home that owns a car and that lives in Tokyo.
Rich women wanting a man who's richer than them will never not be funny
It's like being 6'2 and insisting on a man taller than you. Good fucking luck lmao

>> No.62547900

>>62512148
>I'm not the step dad, I'm the dad who stepped up

>> No.62548739

>>62528671
"sex is part of a relationship" is not the same as "relationships are only for sex".

>> No.62548955

>>62509711
sounds like cope on your part to me.

>> No.62549812

>>62509541
>>62509711
typical bi coomer.

>> No.62551622

>>62527135
>2, Choco is described as very attractive, meaning the only ones likely to hit on her are old men
Oh yeah this was certainly proven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbcqdWkpv1k&pp=ygUMY2hvY28gbWFyaW5l
Wonder how awkward things will be if Hololive grows to a point where some of their members get married to someone related to another member.

>> No.62551798

>>62527135
Well looks like Marine's dad is making his attempts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PUdhDVSj5U&pp=ygUMY2hvY28gbWFyaW5l

>> No.62552269

>>62521451
Me

>> No.62552589

choco is used goods with high standards. i don't know why anyone would be interested

>> No.62553173

>>62551622
>>62551798
what the hell? what about Marine's mom? Sorry i don't watch enough JP

>> No.62553535

>>62508804
DYRBI?

>> No.62553809

>>62552589
Some men have a thing for women like that, idk why, maybe they find proper young beautiful women boring

>> No.62554285

>>62553173
She's dead

>> No.62558701

>>62511175
there are a few, but we don't know which.

>> No.62559277

>>62552589
Her only option is some super hot ceo who also coincidentally is a huge fan of hers
She‘ll either have to adjust her insane standards or die alone

>> No.62559382

>>62528845
Enjo kousai

>> No.62560457

>>62530971
They only aren’t fucking each other, most of those would be fucking around before they come home to sleep in seperate beds.

>> No.62560593

>>62540596
Cool story bro.

>> No.62560669

>>62554285
what do you mean

>> No.62563976

Bump

>> No.62564074

>>62563976
I don't think this is a worthwhile thread to bump, buddy.

>> No.62564910

>>62523590
tell em sister!

>> No.62564914

>>62514064
>mom tells her to get married and reproduce
AIIIEEEEE ABE SAMA I KNEEL IIIIIAAAAAAA

>> No.62566454

>>62514064
Based rrat slayer

>> No.62566718

>>62508887
doujin when?, with marine watching btw.

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