/asp/ - Aspiring Vtubers and Spats-up

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Official /asp/ Wear Edition

What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for vtubers to give and receive advice related to vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

Open company auditions:
V&U (Nov 14): https://twitter.com/VNUofficial/status/1716711118121341161
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt

Stay grounded, stay hopeful.

Previous Thread: >>62297439

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning /asp/ies
It would fit with my shirt

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Am I a n?

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>>62315388
Yeah, me.

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Confession
It makes me smile when I see Keitaro and Daiya being in the same tier or in complimentary tiers on tier lists. I want them to be happy.

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Does this count as reaction image?

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Who are the certified cunnybros/sisters in asp?

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>>62316033
>t. Mond

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>>62316033
Mond, Camui and Kuku come to mind but anyone else?

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>>62315984
Spike...

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>>62315984
deserved, might I add.

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>>62315984
gomen spike, but dont ask me to make an OF again

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we NEED nigger vtubers

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https://tiermaker.com/create/-asp--active-chubbas-724417
make 'em.

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>>62316311
I'm pretty sure there's no point to vTubing if all you end up doing is shoe reviews.

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>>62316339
>bottom
What the fuck?

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>>62316339
What am I on top of, anon? I don't get it :))))

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Tag for them when they go feminine

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>>62316339
I swear nobody understands what Tiny said about NTR. The part she likes most is the emotional damage, the tragedy and yet all you faggots just make it out as she wants to use the cuck chair 24/7

>inb4 t. Tiny

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>>62316501
>screenshot timestamp is 191230
>the place in the world that is currently 7pm is philipines

Hmmmmm who is into girls boys?

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>>62316763
Proximity to Nippon is evidenced also by the patrician taste in girlboys. Mesudanshi isn't even a concept in the West yet, very exquisite.

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why is your tierlist not in alphabetical order

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I LOVE THEM ALL!

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>>62317032
Explain each category in detail.

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>>62316283
Don't worry, I shitpost and take your rope thing as much of a joke as you took the OF thing r-right?!

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>>62316283
also only just understood what gomen means.
gomentensai or how you spell it back at you

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>>62317069
Otoko no ko
Identifies as a boy.
Always dresses girly.
Gender of the heart is a case by case thing.
Prefers to look cute so cute male clothes are fine!

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>>62317069
Mesu danshi
Behaves very appropriately when a male
Acts and identifies as a man when not at home.
Wears feminine clothing to accentuate feminine traits and fashion, goes all in to look feminine.
Cares a lot about staying in shape.

(the handwriting of this artist is atrocious)

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>>62315316
Fuck you.
already commissioned on skeb a sexo spats piece, yes am a >m*le
Fuck.

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>>62317297
I hope you got a good bulge artist

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>>62316545
Using the cuck chair 24/7 is minmaxing emotional damage and tragedy

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>>62317069
Transvestite
Is always a man in heart and soul
Most of the time dressed as a man.
Hides masculine shappe with clothes.
Wears a wig

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>>62315316

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>>62317561
Disgusting

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>>62317561
You're Swedish so you like cocks, right?

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>>62317561
BOOY BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY!!!

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bratty bitch momo correction ToT

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>>62316339

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>>62317689
You're a fag

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>>62317689
What does this mean?

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>>62317776

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>>62317856
Followers on Twitch

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>>62317856
anal circumference.

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>>62317856
follower count

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>followers
CCV is the only thing that matters numberwise

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>>62317896
Ah. Didn’t come to my mind at first because the tier lists have been so lewd lately that I was convinced it had to be something else.

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>>62317954
CCV is a terrible metric here because all the newfags get propped up because of their novelty buff, and then fall off shortly after when newer people show up.
If there was a way to calculate CCV without accounting for asp/vtuber viewers, then maybe.

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>>62317954
Not true.
Followers also lets you see which people are networking correctly.

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>>62317355
No. What would be emotional damage is him being distant as of late. She notices and so puts in extra hard work to please him. Making him nice lunches for work, making sure herself is nicely groomed and appealing to his tastes. Warmly greeting him from work only to be met with a cold shoulder but nothing is working. He seems disinterested and sad to be around her. So she decides, that's it, pulling out the artillery. She makes his favourite dinner, ready and prepared on the table, his favourite desert lovingly prepared and chilled in the fridge and finally, a new set of lingerie to accentuate her figure and bring out every inch of sex appeal she has.

Then she waits. She waits. She waits. No messages from him. His dinner is cold. The desert is losing flavour. The lingerie begins to rub uncomfortably from being worn so long. Her boobs sore from being pushed up so hard for so long. She falls asleep on top of bed.

Late into the night, she hears the bedroom door open, it's him. He locks eyes with her, still dressed as his personal slut. Surely he can't say no? He looks her up and down, then crawls under the covers, turning away from her to sleep. She sheepishly cuddles into his back where she smells the undeniable scent of another women's perfume, sweeter than anything she would wear. Heart shattered, nothing she could do could bring him back to her, in defeat she embraces him harder and softly sobs knowing she can't win.

Fuck you for getting me to unintentionally write some NTR but my point is, emotional damage and sex are different parts of the NTR narrative.

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Ice Cream Flavor

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Hey ESL aspies! Have you ever think about streaming with your first language, or primarily speak with your first language until some English speaker join your chat?

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>>62318345
grew up online
never thought about streaming German.

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>>62318291
I'm a vanilla guy though. I love everything vanilla.

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>>62318345
What?

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>>62318345
Tupo and I did something close yesterday, discussing the Spanish language and later some philosophy. But we mostly did it in English because it’s more sustainable that way. Most of you guys just don’t know Spanish lol

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>>62318206
>Fuck you for getting me to unintentionally write some NTR
heh

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>>62318345
If you are ESL and you aren't injecting yout native tongue as a gimmick, you are doing it wrong.
If you swear, do it in native; if you can greet in native, do it.

It creates engagement for people who will want to learn, for those who share it, and for those who'll want to teach you those phrases in their own.

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>>62318557
>someone joins stream
>JO GRIAß DI OLTA HAUDEGN WIE SCHAUTS AUS IM SCHNECKNHAUS SCHAUST A BISSAL ZUA?! *starts yodeling*
>they instantly leave

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>>62318685
you mean they instantly drop their pants, right?

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I need to come up with idea for art comms but I'm drawing a complete blank...

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>>62318792
vent

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>>62318840
?

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>>62318866
let the composition be something you want to express, and change the characters

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>>62317281
>>62317281
Mesu Danshi
When dressed as a man he is quiet and inconspicuous.
Identifies as a man, but as for the sexual object... [not sure if this implies sexual self-perception or genitalia...]

Outside as a man, at home as a woman.
Body shape and skin care routine is perfect and takes no effort.
Eats a lot of basedproducts.
(Something about fundamentals can't read this chicken scratch)

Is in good shape and isn't afraid to show it off.
Probably something about goin gfashionable and mature when dressing like a woman I ran out of steam.

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>>62319001
LMAO I forgot the autotranslation of s*y

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>>62318685
now i want to hear momomo sing fichtl's lied.

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RIP pc kun....

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>>62319240
>filename
German vTubers should collab for this ngl

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Sonowono gets complimented by women, Immediately ends stream without warning.

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>>62319645

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Does bestiality count or are you still a virgin if you have sex with an animal?

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>>62320133

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>>62320133
Gumapi...

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>>62320133
Still a virgin with other humans

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>>62320133
What animal boy do you have in mind

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One third of the way through. Last few days were easy but can feel the 2nd wave coming on yesterday & today. I'm working but my mind is only on SEXO. Thankfully working from home is now a thing or I'd be going around with a much more noticeable bulge that usual

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How come sonowono gets the Beryl raids... I wanna get raided too...

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>>62321130
he is comfy and cool

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>>62320223
There are two dogfuckers in the thread and neither is gumpai

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>>62321130
Because no one sane streams late enough (or early) to catch his raids. If you want it, maybe you should stream around his times?

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Asp as a futbol team! Some I chose by design, some by their content/personality, and others cause of national stereotypes.

Some explanations: Icefox striker cause fox in the box. SpikePls and Tupo looks like Haaland. Iriya cause the knives are perfect for "striking". Parseks as a Ramdeuter(Spacefinder). Kankuro a Pivot cause he "pulls the strings". Mond in goal cause she said she played that position as a kid on stream. Ainslie and Tornkite would be managers as they are Football Manager players.

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>>62321262
We need 8/7 more argie aspies for an actual futbol team

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>>62321262
>Goalkeeper
Damn got me in one. I was fairly handy at it when I played for a few years when I was younger.

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>>62321262
You basically put Germany people to Goal Keeper isn't it

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>>62321535
Ja, but also cause Momomo's tentacles would be very handy in goal.

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art stream in 5! https://www.twitch.tv/tlnyvermln

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>>62321262
Ah, Fuwa's a goalkeeper because she's good at taking balls to the face! It's perfect!

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pls rember wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget bburning hatred u hav in ur hært
wen brainworm wriggle always rember murderous tendency

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>>62321489
You're great at grabbing balls momomo (grab mine)

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>>62322949
use that murderous tendency to stream camui, hurry up

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Miia what the fuck are your socials

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>>62323326
he is a tranny

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>>62323326
https://www.twitch.tv/miiafoxx

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Potato doing: More emotes, 4 to finish the basic collection.
https://www.twitch.tv/iloidtupo

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>>62323615
Potato stealing Tiny's stream idea as she is doing it live right now.

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Someone said I watch Naruto but “Pafu Pafu” is literally a dragon ball reference

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>>62323830
Someone said I watch MHA but I've talked on stream about how I am literally Gohan...

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>>62323874
They will never understand our deep love and appreciation for all things dragon ball

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>>62320222
>>62315984
God I love her

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>>62323921
And ponies...how was I even a unicorn when my OC was a pegasus named Starlight Wonder?

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I did not kill myself!
I'll be back to streaming.

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all spics and blacks should be in the dragon ball tier by default

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>>62324101
You say spics but not niggers?

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don't you hate it when you catch feelings for someone and they turn out to be a massive whore?
obviously it's my fault for having expectations but still

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>>62324242
Yeah it keeps happening because everyone is awful and nobody is more retarded than I am!

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Good anime is one thing, but you motherfuckers should partake of some absolute GARBAGE to round yourselves out.
Watch Gibiate, see just how hard you can fuck up with a bunch of winning components
Watch EX-ARM, see just how bad it can really get with the blending of 3D and 2D
Watch Rusted Armors, test your ability to tell time and/or stay awake
Watch trash, appreciate gems

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>>62324242
This got posted immediately after Tiny said she has a male oshi...

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>>62324365
I watched Glasslip

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>>62324365
Terrible advice, what if you end up enjoying the trash? Like those SAO fans

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>>62323529
I asked for socials. Not gender

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I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH

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>>62323987
There are a lot of ponies in the show that are other species coded. Like fluttershy should be an earth pony and in original designs she was. Pinkie pie being based on an early gen pony who was a Pegasus and in early designs pinkie had wings but was changed to an earth pony. I sincerely think it’s just funny to code you differently than what you would be

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>>62324365
i watched this because i was desperate for yuri

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>>62324383
That's on the list now. I need garbage to survive now, so broken I am now
>>62324444
In their defense, SAO has just enough good qualities that the average viewer will ignore it being garbage. For my part, I find great value in SAO as something I can cut my teeth on for cryptic-yet-accurate summarizations. Like, holy shit, what other anime allows one to say that the main character becomes a fucking double vegetable?

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>>62318291
Should have put Rinna in Mint Chocolate for the funni

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>>62315984
...

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>>62321262
Reminds me, I need to look over the actual /asp/ divegrass stuff to make edits and updates.

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>>62324700
Funny enough, Mond is accidentally responsible for this too

[Anonymous No.]

This I pledge:
- I WILL NOT support /asp/ies
- I WILL NOT watch /asp/ies
- I WILL NOT talk to /asp/ies
- I WILL NOT interact with /asp/ies on social media
- I WILL NOT like, comment and subscribe on /asp/ies YouTube channels
- I WILL NOT follow nor subscribe to /asp/ie Twitch channels
- I WILL NOT donate to /asp/ies in any tangible way
- I WILL NOT draw /asp/ies or waste any creative efforts on /asp/ies
- I WILL NOT join any /asp/ or /asp/ adjacent Discord servers
- I WILL let /asp/ies do all these things for me, because /asp/ie is the slave caste of the vtubing world
I WILL laugh and ridicule /asp/ies when their mental health is suffering
- I WILL contribute to aforementioned mental breaks with relentless crabbing and schizoposting
- I WILL partake in joyous merriment when an /asp/ie graduates or otherwise goes MIA
So it has always been and so mote it shall be

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>>62317320
I did.
Now I remember I actually have two spats requests.

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all of gen 5 will make it.

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>>62325395
You wasted a lot of time on this post.

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Whenever I make a woman cry and her makeup starts to run, it reminds me that when she put that makeup on, she didn't expect to cry that day. It's probably the last thing she wanted. She took time to make herself feel pretty, because she wanted to look nice and be happy, and now she's crying because of me. That's what makes it so funny.

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Back to noita!
https://www.twitch.tv/spellcrafter_geltaran

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>>62325802
Iriya...

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MAKE MORE ART AND/OR TIER LISTS

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>>62321262
you remembered anon! I was goalkeeper mostly as a child but I played 6er und 8er mittelfeld when I played as a teen.
>>62325095
:(

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>>62316339
I'M NOT A BOTTOM

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>>62325395
mote

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>>62326120
Fuck you, Mond

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i cant think of a tier list aside from sleeping habits

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First of all I want to say that I'm slightly high, so if I come off as very retarded that's why(cope)

Sometimes I feel like people only watch some chuubas because they know there's going to be a lot of people watching it too, I've been watching Kazuha since he started streaming and I don't know what he does that's so special to have so many viewers, no matter how hard the holostars try even with all the buffs possible a regular Kazuha stream destroys them, I feel like it happens with some /asp/ies here, there are some very talented and with mainstream appeal but they don't grow because people are only interested in the established ones, in the end what you need most is luck, you can have the highest technical quality possible, if you're not lucky you'll die without viewers

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>>62326120
Have you ever played runescape idle(melvor), mond?

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>>62326443
Who tf cares about you being high or not lol

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>>62326443
You should get off the drugs anon

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>>62326443
If you can't provide examples, your shit is made up copium to which you return and think "wow an anon said such nice things! He is probably referring to me! I'm GMI =^^="

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>>62326443
It's hard to stay invested in something you don't know will be there next week, bigger chuubas don't have to balance work and stream on the side and will be more consistent

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>>62326443
This is the post equivalent of that annoying bitch on the subway that took out a guitar and started with
>no cap i'm a little drunk and i could cry right now

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>>62321262
>Was a goalkeeper irl
>Gets put in central defender

Its so over

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>>62326498
i has seen it, never played it. it looks really appealing to my brain maybe a little too much. I will get it when I buy games again!

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>>62316545
No shit. Male and female porn is made different and have different goals, but 99% of the coomers here are male.
If Tiny or any of the other females want something to shlick to then they need to post their fetishes more.
Yes, I want to hear more about female fetishes

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>>62326443
a lot of bigger streamers started out with unique gimmicks, streamed on a consistant schedule, networked well, and got to a place where they could be more lax and comfortable. You're looking at the end result and expecting to be able to make it by doing what the big leagues do when coasting, which unless you just get super lucky, isn't what happens

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>>62327098
We need Iriya to come back and make more of these. The skinwalkers just aren’t the same…

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>>62327098
Vampire
Surgeon
Werewolf
Billionaire
Pirate
Sado light
Though love
Sad boy
Eternal passionate lover
Childish guy to show the world

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>>62327309
>Childish guy to show the world
I wonder if I could appeal to this more. I just wouldn’t know how, I don’t even do BFE stuff anyway, although I’ve considered it once or twice as like, a special occasion sort of thing. Would you like to elaborate a bit more on this one? I’d appreciate it :))))

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>>62327309
Roastie lol

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>>62327309
I also get off to my bank account.

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>>62327503
Jump on Dlsite and look up voice products for women. You'll see exactly what folks are forking out money for.

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>>62327309
I hit at least 3-4 of these and I still hope you die

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>>62327098
I have an intense pantyhose fetish, forced feminization, and a doll fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

I can never tell if someone saying they don't want people to be horny for them are doing it in the "haha nooooooooo don't jerk off to me" way or the "please do not" way

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>>62324493
It's okay anon, don't mind them.
Being open about my shit seems to filter out a lot of the parasocial schizo idol shit, just comes with a few people being mad every time I'm here or my name gets mentioned.

Hope to see you on my stream tonight! c:

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>>62327660
Oh, I meant that more as in, things to do in my streams. I don’t know if straight-up doing M4F stuff is appropriate for me, I’m generally pretty pure. I just want to explore things I could do. But thanks! I might check that out just for an example

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>>62315316
These are so fucking comfy. Leggings are good to wear under your non fag clothes for winter too

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>>62327503
>Would you like to elaborate
Two approaches: the normal one lies in the desire to have someone who, in a sense, can be made to become the "perfect" image of a partner. Because you have free way to do whatever you want to them, that is why the innocence is there, because they can be changed and (if wanted) tainted.
The other side is the childish guy who is willing to do whatever you tell him to, therefore giving the relation a dinamic of exploring those things you never would have done so by yourself, but that you now can muster up the courage because you have that hopeful and unknowing guy who will do whatever you want, therefore it makes the whole thing a constant "adventure" where you decide were to go, and your partner always accepts without questioning .

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>>62328070
Hello Layla

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>>62328070
cringe cringe cringe cringe

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>>62328211
But layla is the child

[Anonymous No.]

>>62328070
THIS IS NOT TRUE

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>>62328070
This is discord groomer mentality

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>>62328070
I see… a bit hard to do in a stream when I’m the one moving things along. But I can see that! I mean, I’m sure the obedience or subservience thing can go into like, for example, a butler play, or things of the sort. I’ll keep that in mind, but it seems hard to apply into the things I do. Maybe if I actually record BFE one day… (it’d still be fairly pure)

Thanks, though!

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>>62328462
Classic /asp/ pipeline: male vtuber with potential groomed into a gay fetish outlet.

[Anonymous No.]

You want to get a girl crazy about you? Reject her, it's that simple
She will think you're worth pursuing because you're not interested in her like all the other guys

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>>62328070
I'm a male and I have similar fetishes. I want to be groomed by an onee san.

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>>62328599
What if I ruin it by constantly addressing the listener as a woman lmao (but thanks for believing I have potential anon! Assuming you know who I am!)

Meh, I’m not super serious about this. But I’ve considered a Valentine’s date zatsu/karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>/asp/ - autistic sexpesting

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>>62328637
doesnt work on me, id just krill him

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>>62328842
Half assed BFE you might as well not try at all.

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>>62328853
It works on all women honey, whether you like it or not, you're not better than the rest

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I already do perfect BFE by ignoring chat

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>>62328637
Good way to remain a virgin forever

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>>62328915
Fair. I said that jokingly but also M4F does exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329180
No one is saying M4F doesnt exist, its the most popular one. But no one is gonna watch it if its just half assed.

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>>62329045
You know how they say women would rather date a rapist before a virgin? I've done my time

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>>62329303
I disagree. Especially if you're just starting out.

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>>62328942
This is true, if all you want is to fuck.

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>>62329407
Are you retarded?
Why do you think Kuku flopped so hard in that?
Iriya did amazing because he went ALL OUT, and writes his own shit and really gets it.
Not a single soul is gonna watch a half assed BFE video, if you're already big and established then maybe, but starting out? lol.

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>>62327098
rura here, I love it when men are mentally stable and have a healthy body. also a big cock

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>>62328851
I'm so autistic for you right now, babe. I'm stimming right now, in fact. You'll never guess what I'm using to stim myself. A fidget spinner? Slime? One of those stretchy sticky hands you get from a gumball machine? Or am I spinning the wheels on a Matchbox car? Hehe, I bet you'd like to know. My aspergers is acting up so bad today. You like it when I sperg out like this? My speech is suffering so many vocal tic-tic-tics, just for you. I bet you're fantasizing about me licking my lips seductively, once, twice and several more times until there's a big pink rash above my upper lip, right before I give you a flapping handjob...nervously rock back and forth while I'm riding you while tapping my lips...you love this, huh? I'm so 'tismed up for you. I bet you love it how I walk away mid conversation, don't you? oof owieee my senses just got hypersensitive and typing is hurting my fingertips! I'm so frustrated, I'm going to bite my own arm! Oops, dropped my Matchbox car!

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>>62329535
>flopped
>not a single soul
Are *you* retarded? He posted on xitter that he's getting plenty of views.
How are you supposed to learn if you like it if you don't want to dip your toes? You're asking someone to just dive in and put a shit ton of effort into something they don't even know how to do it. That type of advice is pretty much against the soul of /asp/ itself where we just tell anyone to grab a shitty png and start streaming just to see if they have fun.

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>>62329637
I'm rura chair, I can confirm she wrote this.

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>>62329742
bro just be a good streamer already bro just start with 10k followers and a 4-view ccv bro it's not that hard bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329742
“Plenty” of views because he shilled it everywhere. It’s still nothing compared to Iriya and his organic views.

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he's back

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>>62328851
For real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329637
Fake rura, she's in love with cool skeleton dudes with big bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329805
So fucking what? It's not like he can't get better and put more effort into it later, and if it's too much work to go hard on bfe, fewer views is still better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62325802
My job requires me to regularly make women and girls tear up and occasionally cry, well men and boys too but who cares. Tears coming out and uining girls makeup is so cool to look at when you are looking really close. Wasn't into it before this job but it's pretty fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Ive looked into doing ASMR stuff but ive never tried writing a script before so it will most likely be terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329827
She is in love with Scege?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329979
Go have a mental break down and delete and block everyone again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329979
You've got a good voice, unless you're really retarded you can't go wrong, good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329979
who?

[Anonymous No.]

im rura and im living with my bf, just stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330022
I dont feel like it, ask me again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329303
>But no one is gonna watch it if its just half assed.
You would be surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329992
Fuck
Rip Iriya

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329827
Rura x All Bones Jones

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330078
Albert

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330240
daddy please whisper into my tight bussy with your deep and strong butler voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329979
First attempts won't be great, but you definitely have the voice for it and you'll improve over time
Have you considered getting a script from somewhere or asking someone to write one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330353
Ive considered that yes, its more that i wouldnt really know where to start.

I asked Hespera for advice and that was helpfull enough for me to start atleast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330130
Based. Also plz do it you know I’ll watch it. Whisper in my ear how you’re gonna god hand my holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330130

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330428
Butler encourages you to score from the goal ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330455
The cats in question:

[Anonymous No.]

Viewer hate! Total viewer death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330495
this, 1000 TIMES THIS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330495
Fuck /asp/ viewers in particular! They catch bans on sight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62327098
monster boys and girls
size difference
cum inflation
cum chugging
lovey dovey vanilla
and properly more but those five are my top ones atm

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330607
Lovey dovey vanilla is my favorite and im a man

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/lFWfoF5ZoRE

[Anonymous No.]

daiya is live and learning spanish
https://www.twitch.tv/daiyadiamandis

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330495
Damn right, I'm only interested in femchuubas, viewers can fuck themselves

[Anonymous No.]

Viewfags from /asp/ are the worst. Imagine being on a vtuber board on 4chan, then coming to /asp/ of all threads and not even being a vtuber. That means you're doubly mentally ill than the average /vt/ poster. Stay the fuck out of my chat. I've had to ban 3 of you already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62327098
I love humiliation, degradation, misogyny, bdsm, mindbreak, corruption, bimbofication, and white foreigners calling me a little brown fucking machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330829
rinna...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330849
>"foreigners"
>lbfm
Gotta be Rura

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330632
you will never catch me talking about this on stream but refer to 156998 for my favorite of all time dojinshis

[Anonymous No.]

Yesss more viewer hate please I need to feel worthless and unwanted call me names and use slurs onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330906
Dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330849
no thank you not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330650
He wants the chorizo...

[Anonymous No.]

>had a viewer come into my chat doing some weird robot/ai larp
>completely ignore him while responding to the other viewers to make sure he knows I’m specifically ignoring him
Fuck you faggot. This is my show. You want to do your stupid robot larp, go start your own channel you attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330906
Viewer scum. You make my stream worse. You think you’re worth being in my stream and getting to hear me speaking. You’re pathetic. Of course you’re just gonna keep watching my stream in embarrassment. You like when I read out your name don’t you? Just that makes you happy. That’s sad. Get out of my sight. I love you and you make me happy. I do everything for you guys. Without you viewers I wouldn’t be able to have as much fun streaming as you guys give me the privilege of having

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331120
You're my little kitty cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330803
Yeah, fuck Poly

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330803
I'm not doubly mentally ill, I'm at least five fold more mentally ill than the average asp chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331244
if rinna was my cat i'd have her euthanized

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331518
>not just throwing her in a burlap sack and dropping her into a lake

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331565
Personally, if I had Rinna in a burlap sack, I'd just slam it against a wall until she stopped screaming.

[Anonymous No.]

Cease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331518
Is it because she's black? At least she's not a ginger, ginger cats are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331527
love this gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331662
Camui you have the worst taste in women. A portuguese whore, a fat french woman and a boring black girl that posts her tits on the thread. Come on dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62327098
Dominant women and submissive men. End of story

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331796
Love this silly girl

[Anonymous No.]

How are you guys improving your streams today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331814
Wasn't me! They've got the right idea though; when crabbing starts, derail with dum cats. Here's another one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331937
adding a silly little tracker so me and my viewers can laugh when the number goes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>62327719
>pantyhose fetish, forced feminization
A girl after my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331937
Actually streaming, hopefully...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332271
Don't do it
Don't stream
Nobody wants to watch it
Shut the computer off and walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>62327098
I regularly stream either my pussy exposed. When a viewer starts chatting, I finger myself a little.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's something I'm working on
>>62332019
Sounds fun.
>>62332271
Hope you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332486
h-hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331814
It's almost like he doesn't like american women, hmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332157
>>62327719
When I find you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62326186
Kill yourself

>>62326120
Hehe, sowwy I give away lore too easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332486
We're horny posting now... I stream naked and get off alittle when I have a group of ppl watching me

[Anonymous No.]

I regularly stream shirtless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331937
Starting a new stream series. Not sure what yet tho, probably Doom Eternal or some other random shit in my library. Finished RE7 last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331345
I had a (another) stream today actually, nice try guy

[Anonymous No.]

I’m a neet so I don’t take showers that often. Maybe every two weeks. My viewers have no idea how absolutely stinky I am. Just putrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331937
wrestling with the idea of finally streaming games instead of just chatting/art. But I dunno what game to stream :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332891
Something you can pause or look away from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332891
tupo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332882
Never got this mentality. Do people not have bathtubs? Hot baths are actually a luxury experience and I have no idea why people would forsake this

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332935
Tupo does reading streams sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332891
Ultimately games you enjoy or new games from series you enjoy and have played before are a good start. As long as you're having fun and promoting a good a good atmosphere, you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332935
Not tupo

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332936
Bathtubs are rare outside of america/ europe

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331937
Trying to think of new redeems. I really need to get around to setting up a headpat redeem, but I wonder what else I can add.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332882
Absolutely disgusting, I'm a neet and I shower at least once a day, twice during the summer
Don't blame neetdom for being a slob

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking of ways I can not get in trouble for having a redeem that vibrates my ass

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I see that same person seethe about me I remind myself that I'm so good at what I do that someone I don't even know is pissed out of their mind at just the thought fo me. Feels so damn good.

[Anonymous No.]

Collab with Momomo in two hours or so. Lets play some Valheim until then.
https://www.twitch.tv/dantedaedalusch

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333293
*brrr* redeem, never answer what is it about, just go to stream one day and never agree or disagree if the *brrr* stream is what they say it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333352
Honestly! If you're visible enough to actually infuriate someone to the point where they dedicate significant portions of their life to being petty and sad, I feel like that's a sign of success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331527
Move to wvt along with this pick me bitch, we don't want you in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333352
this mentality kills the crabs ygmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333352
Meds anon, meds, what the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

i am chess, the checkmate of the chessboard
https://www.twitch.tv/kopadot

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333352
Go fuck yourself gumapi

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333501
lava is still /here/ fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>62324365
If you’re who I think you are watch Big Order and Ousama Game so that you can question your sanity.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been addicted to masturbating since elementary school and I cum like 5+ times most days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333859
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333859
If this is who I think it is, check your dms. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333859
After 30 you will calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333859
Yeah no, that's not how it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331345
Poor Mond has to deal with this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

which /asp/ie should I draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333859
>osaka STILL isn't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334076
Mond

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334076
Sterling and Manasong emphasizing their size difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334076
bunkumm

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334076
MAWG ITS HIS BIRTHDAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334138
Actually seconded, spoil the mawg

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334076
the fallen

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333995
1. Audience reflects the streamer
2. Mond is just the latest FOTM wolf in sheep's clothing fembhuuba coasting by on being a cute uwu girl like Rura was and her views will be half after the next /asp/ darling comes around

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334076
I was gonna say Daiya but do Mawg if it's really his birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334076
I agree with the others. Mawg deserves the bday art, guy doesn't get enough love around these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334372
Its funny how wrong you are but I wish you were right

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333352
Ultra based mentality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333928
I'm 31.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334372
No, actually, but Mond is doing a lot of the shilling necessary to get the absolute worst cunnytards on her side. She already had a viral tweet and acts like a retard which is enough to turn plenty of heads. Plus, her model is well made. So she's good at that. Unfortunately her fans are going to be chumbud tier

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you guys hate Poly? I don’t watch Mond but he seems cool in other people’s chats

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334665
Viewer hate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334105
I do feel bad about leaving that one drawing yesterday half finished. quarter finished, really

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334076
Draw Rura like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Talk about a chuuba and what you predict their audience will be like when they grow and branch out

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334569
>viral tweet
>acts like a retard
>good model
Layla has all that and peaks at 20 ccv
Mond's only appeal is cunny and if I'm wrong then she'll still get fucked by her inability to not make obvious nazi dogwhistles every other stream

[Anonymous No.]

I like mond, she's a great cunny
It's probably some sour grape like denpa who's jealous of her success

[Anonymous No.]

you guys should like, stream, instead of gossiping all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334851
(You) will never make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334851
my audience will either be
-people that use my as background noise (intended audience)
-men who like being degraded (also intended audience)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334918
Vtubing is a female and faggot centric hobby. Gossip will always be prevalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334866
Mond is a delusional schizophrenic. It's beyond her control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334761
Thank you hanabi! And no problem, she was happy either way i'm sure

[Anonymous No.]

I see mond is the crabbing target for today.
See ya later, mond, you can come back tomorrow, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334995
She's also a fucking bitch, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334866
Layla is lucky to have 20ccv and should be thankful, after all the drama and manipulative shit she's done
I'm surprised how many /asp/ies bear with her blatant leeching

[Anonymous No.]

major factions, AdMech is distinct enough from the Imperium to be listed as separate

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335028
The best part is she is too autistic to care. She will unironically just close the bread and go nap/rig

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335094
>ria
>quite literally a space elf
>not eldar

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335044
thought she was ok and shipped her with camui until seeing her posts in the thread yesterday refusing to name and shame the moralfag schizo, not taking responsibility for also leaking dms, acting dumb and letting hyde take the heat from crabs all so she can play the innocent victim
no wonder she associates with denpa like two peas in a mother fucking pod of shamelessness

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335174
merely abhuman

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334138
ok one more

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335044
this but denpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335215
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335243
reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335094
I literally vehemently hate elves please get me out of there

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335044
So sad for Hyde that she didn't even protect him or Iriya when crabs were shitting them because of her. When is she going to apologize for leaking Camui's dms?

[Anonymous No.]

WE'RE PLAYING RATOPIA TODAY BOYS!!!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/claudettevt

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335317
Are you the kind that throws them on breeding pits or just your average pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334866
I could spend hours listening to mond discuss explosives, bugs, pcs or trains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335364
She only crawled out of the woodwork like the pest she is when she took offense to being called her a redditor. She has no loyalty to anyone. Putting her and Mond in the same sentence should be a bannable offense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335215
>>62335364
Leaking DMs (in private) is something that happens all the time, what Camui did was wrong because he leaked them in public, but Layla is innocent because she leaked them in private
If you don't want your DMs to be shown to other people then maybe vtubing isn't for you because my friends share their conversations with me all the time

>>62335317
But you love green things..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335094
>Is Digby
Chaos? I'd be Imperium! For the Emperor matey Felinids are aligned with the Imperium

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335620
I LOVE YOU DIGBY

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334851
Cabu’s gonna get the viewers that all the other VRChat dancers get.
Slushy and Yukichi are gonna get some actual Yugioh viewers/cute boy viewers
Daiya’s gonna have a bunch of girls fawning over him in his chat.
Alberts gonna have Vox fans and I bet he’ll hate it
Iriya’s gonna get Vox fans and I bet he’ll love it
Koikawa is gonna get an audience that can actually reciprocate his great zatsus instead of absently listening like I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335558
>If you don't want your DMs to be shown to other people then maybe vtubing isn't for you
>but it's wrong when this one specific person does it
Nigga it's always wrong wdym they're both retarded but only one of them admits it

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335550
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334851
Bunkumm is going to get some fujos because he's got that youthful happy boy energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335493
real Eepy viewer spotted

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335558
>spreading awareness publically is now wrong
>spreading rrats in private messages is ok
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334851
Keitaro probably just gets whatever audience his 4view and 3view streamer friends already have

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335215
>and shipped her with Camui
I love shipping, but is shipping Layla with someone she had previous conflicts with an honor??? You were clearly doing that to stir shit. Don’t act like you aren’t a dramafag who just wants to see more fights

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335652
>Alberts gonna have Vox fans and I bet he’ll hate it

Its like you can read my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334372
Her followers look botted too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335620
Hi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335941
Oh fuck not this again

[Anonymous No.]

(To the tune of "Make 'Em Laugh")
Make it stop, make it stop
Don't you know everyone wants it to stop

Schizos spinning rats about everyone
But we just want it to be done
They'll be doing flips just fine
But the gymnastics are taking place in their minds

They could support their oshis and post their links
Or maybe even hornypost about fetishes and kinks
Or they could log off, go to sleep and get forty winks
Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336011
>They could support their oshis and post their links
Or maybe even hornypost about fetishes and kinks
This goes hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335648
Love you too mate!
Hope you're doing well

>>62335943
Hi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335317
artistic skill, fitting for an eldar
>>62335620
too independent, unstoppable

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336011
Timeloops on the thread go round and round, round and round, round and round!
Timeloops on the thread go round and round… All! Day! Long!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335844
they were flirting in the threads this week even said i love you to each other and i thought they were cute like a couple passing notes in class. but yea no

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335620
keep it up fat cat

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about the anon that asked his non-here friends to rate aspies based on design. Are mascot designs the way to go for a broader appeal? Or are the usual chuuba tropes better to suit certain niches one might go for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335970
Nta, but her follower growth looks artificial. Check sullygnome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336158
Are you sure it was Layla and Camui? With what happened last thread, I think I'll have doubts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335941
>>62336331
She gets shilled in /uoh/, maybe that's where the growth spurt comes from

[Anonymous No.]

List chuubas by main fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336340
Nta but he responded to someone who mentioned him and said something like he and Layla get along and she replied to him agreeing. So they like each other and use the threads to talk at least. I vaguely remember the flirting too but the archive's down and too lazy to crawl through every thread this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336446
when camui was being crabbed she posted something like "you know who i am, i hope you're ok i love you" and this happened more than once

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334554
I'm sorry to tell you, it's over, you are unfixable.

[Anonymous No.]

ゴブリンか?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335094
>geltaran
I already play deathwatch and necrons

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335230
Daiya

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336377
>>62336331
She got 70 followers while offline simply from the tweet.

Otherwise her spurt of growth is directly because of accidental good networking

[Anonymous No.]

>>62334665
as annoying as vita except instead of sexpesting males he sex pest females

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336663
I only love mond, thanks tho

[Anonymous No.]

who are the growing/successful gen 5 male aspies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336752
Leave her alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Being a regular viewer and chatting is sexpesting now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335652
>Koikawa is gonna get an audience that can actually reciprocate his great zatsus instead of absently listening like I do
To be honest koikawa gets too concentrated in the game he play often enough to ignore the chat so that's unlikely to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336828
it has been for a few months now

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336786
>successful
>males

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336814
If she asks me to I will, as of right now she has been in 3 of my 4 test streams and my first real stream. So I'll continue being her friend thanks

[Anonymous No.]

www.twitch.tv/charleyfolds

I'm gonna play nerd moba game for a bit. I might move on to drawing if I feel like it or if streaming games sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336907
She supports everyone because she is a kind person. Leave her alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336895
most* succesful

[Anonymous No.]

granblue

https://twitch.tv/laineikaros

[Anonymous No.]

You bunch of stuck up gossipfags can continue watching each other in muted tabs. Leave the inclining chuubas alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336963
Irya

[Anonymous No.]

someone name a chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337024
Clef

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336998
I only want Mond to do good so she stops being talked about here all the time, this is worse than when Lava was getting posted about all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337024
Mawg

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337048
Nobody posts Mond's links including herself. Why bring her up? Crabs are bored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337208
>Crabs are bored?
Yes
When there isn't drama, they make drama.
Just ignore and hide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337208
There's a reason why the other threads call this place the 'seething femanon thread'

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336596
you're a nerd, therefore AdMech

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335094
>Major Factions
>No Tyranids

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck this shitty thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337420
I agree. See you in the next one tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337208
You didn't read the las three threads? A big chunk of them were people attacking mind and people defending mond, and people number fagging.
This is why I want her to grow quickly and leave this thread in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337420
Just close the tab and move on with your life brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337375
Nids have no concept of individuality, cannot put anyone with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337523
The crabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337538
not on the list
(You) fit better with the Orks anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337208
I think they are bored, there is a whore in the threads that needs to get corrected (Layla) and yet crabs are attacking Mond for no reason.