The Shiori Novella - Chapter 5, Page 422

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A typical case. Typically, however, people don't think of themselves as typical cases.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

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I am going to Shiori

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SHIORI A CUTE

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SHIORI CUTE

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Of course I need to gacha roll for a Shiori wife...

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>Holy trilogy

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I creatively love Bookmark Short Novel!

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I think Shiori is pretty cute

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Shiori really doesn't care about kaput-ing herself...

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So, goodbye archive?

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I think Shiori is a cutie-pie

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>>62248084
kill yourself

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You heard that? She will love you if you eat her cooking even if it's poisonous.

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SHE HUGGED AND NUZZLED ME

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Good god...

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>>62248084
I think Shiori and Nerissa should have sex

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Fuck off Shiori, I'm, still going to pray for death in my sleep this week

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She was more cute than usual today

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SHE HUGGED ME
I'M NOT GONNA DIE

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i love shiori hugs

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>she knows we need the affection

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MOM THAT CUTE LADY HUGGED ME

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>goth rock
heh

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SHE HUGGED ME

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She read the thread and didn't kiss. Good job Shiori.

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>no kisses
That's it, have fun cleaning the carpet

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What now

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well biboos kind of like shiori now, i dont know what to do with her

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YOU SEE THAT NOVELITES
YOU MUST CONTINUE TO LIVE

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Fallvella

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That’s some nice hug

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>>62248181
The same thing we do every night
Try to take over the world

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>>62248180
I now unironically think that Pepper shits on the floor when there are no kisses.

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>>62248173
She really does >>62225950

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very underrated and cool stream
good job shiorin

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Her hug is warm and fuzzy as always.

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>>62248181
Try not to die by the end of the week.

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Where the fuck is the Fuwamoco poster. I need my daily dogs talking about Shiori.

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that........ was cool

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What RPGM games are you currently playing, lads?

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>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Шиopи, би чaмд хaйpтaй!

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>>62248241

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私にもう一度愛を感じさせたのシオリ・ノヴェラが嫌いだ。
私を彼女に恋させたのが許せながった。
この道理はおわかりですか?

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>>62248438
hai hai wakarimasu

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Ruffians!! Shiori sure is smart, huh? She taught us an awful lot about... uhm... She sure was cute!
>Un, un!
Ruffians! Please report and ignore any strange or unusual posts, and have a HOWL of a night!

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>>62248486
Sex with Fuwawa! Bau bau!

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>>62248486
...BAU BAU...?

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>>62248486
BAU BAU

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>>62248486
BAU TO THE BAU

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>>62248486
BAU BAU

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>>62248486
BAU BAU

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>>62248486
Thank you Bauposter.

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That was a nice stream. Shiori really shines on this kind of content.

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I really relate to Shiori here. Sometimes it's fun to just fiddle with stuff like RPGM, Renpy, Skyrim modding, etc. especially since it lets you create your own little world (and escape the real one).

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>>62248297
Roundscape Adorevia

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:D

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https://files.catbox.moe/bkp964.webm
https://streamable.com/zsd0t1

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>>62248297
After the stream, I'm up for trying games. Any recommendations? Black souls?

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>>62249050
https://files.catbox.moe/hwd384.webm
https://streamable.com/gph0cx

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Shiori is a princess
and Biboo going Emo,
wtf is happening

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Emoseki Biboo

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>>62249080
https://files.catbox.moe/yqd7nb.webm
https://streamable.com/amtbei

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>>62248297
My cousin made one that I need to play, but I have to finish Sea of Stars first

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>>62249062
I am trying out the new Like a dragon game just to see my jp oshi kson

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>>62249150
https://files.catbox.moe/nx56fb.webm
https://streamable.com/819q69

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>>62249214
>>62249150
>>62249080
>>62249050
Thank you for the gooods my dooood, you're the best

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>>62249062
Black Souls is definitely high up there for the good ones. Really engaging. Charming art style. Can easily sink hours in that one.

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>>62249214
https://files.catbox.moe/wgjm7r.webm
https://streamable.com/dttnig

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>>62249263
https://files.catbox.moe/4qo77y.webm
https://streamable.com/32vn10

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>>62249319
https://files.catbox.moe/vdx4tw.webm
https://streamable.com/ku1vtj

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>>62249394
And that's all. If anyone has any requests, I'll fill those. Timestamps would be appreciated.
Don't forget, you've been given orders by the Princess. Don't die.

https://files.catbox.moe/5hgy4r.webm
https://streamable.com/ls0btl

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTsRl8EW3kM

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I hate all of you

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>>62249808
Why?

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>>62249822
Shut up.

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>>62249082

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>>62249859
What's wrong?

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>>62249892
Well, I do have a car so...

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>>62249892
>she can fix your mental health
can she though
>she can fix your car
now this is more believable

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>>62249808
HE HATES US

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She wasn't kidding. That RPGmaker stream frame showed up on the timeline yesterday, she created it last minute while the Hat In Time frame was before the Halloween Party

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Hear that bros? Expect less! Princesses orders!

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>>62250045
yes, you can check when the frame is put up, it's in the Youtube API I believe.

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>>62250089
>is put up
is created*, my bad

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>>62250082
Okay Shiori, the only reason I'm expecting less is because you always deliver. You will not fail me. I trust you.

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>>62249892
Shiori calls the mechanic a car dentist. I don't think she can fix it.

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Today was a good day
goodnight bros

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>>62249892
her ass is not fixing that car!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTsRl8EW3kM&ab
Thumbnail is kinda confusing, is it a members stream or something?

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>>62250457
Goodnight. Sleep well.

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>>62250555
public stream
but members can join to the multiplayer thing with a code

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>>62250555
Serfs don't see member frames.

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>>62250082
I will keep expecting and there is nothing she can do about it.

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Shiori! I expect!

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Do you think she felt bad because she took that Friday off before Sportsfest and streamed today, or was it because she's not streaming on this Friday? Guess we'll find out next week. But I love you Shiori, the stream was amazing.

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We do not think. We do not expect. We are Novelites

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>>62249150
I unironically live by those words. Funnily enough, I expect most stuff to be garbage and I'm usually right, which also feels kinda bad

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>>62250949
There's a reason people say "I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed."

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When I am king by divine right, I will hunt down every single novelite and execute him personally

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>>62251035
Hello Shiori, get some sleep

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>>62251035
Hell yeah, bring it on Shiori. Snuff the light from my eyes.

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she keeps mentioning the mustard gas incident i'm beginning to suspect she's proud of that

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>>62251136
qrd?

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>>62251151
https://streamable.com/f0k536

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>>62251136
Suicidal ideation is her running joke.

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>>62251222
God she's perfect

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>>62251175
I'm surprised she hadn't accidentally kabut herself. God must love her

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>>62251259
Yeah God tends to love evil people and hate good ones.

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>>62251175
Damn, Shiori getting the survival horror item combination puzzle experience

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>>62251283
Shut up Shiori, go to sleep or post a goodnight audio

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>I hope I did justice for our cute+hot emo oshi >3<
The cute vs sexy vs cutesexy Shiori thing is leaving these threads

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>>62251816
cutehot will never be cutesex

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>>62251816
Who are you quoting?

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>>62251873
A random cosplayer on x (formerly twitter).

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I love that she takes her clothes off to hug or kiss
BUT THE HAT STAYS ON

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>>62249892
I don't think anyone can fully fix my mental health, I feel like I'm just a fundamentally fucked up person and the best I can really do is try to make sure the fucked up bits don't come out around others so that I can at least not be a complete reject

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Shiori's clothes are an illusion

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Goodnight Novelites. Maybe tomorrow I should reinstall VS code and try to get back into programming.

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I keep thinking about Shiori through the day.
Sometimes I imagine her watching dumb stuff on her phone and giggling.
Other times I fantasize about sending her a story which mesmerizes her.
Often I picture me as her manager, helping her through stuff, making sure she can meet deadlines, and supporting her in general.
Am I becoming a schizo?

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>>62252293
Goodnight. Sweet dreams.

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beat the shit out of shiori

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https://files.catbox.moe/uvr8u6.webm
https://streamable.com/avbz2e

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>>62252475
https://files.catbox.moe/wvpexd.webm
https://streamable.com/597mg0

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>>62252507
https://files.catbox.moe/3tyflx.webm
https://streamable.com/6tzqwo

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Shiori...

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I learned nothing, am I retarded?

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>>62252576
I'm legitimately to stupid to learn things. I'm hopeless.

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>>62252475
>>62252507
Why doesn't Shiori understand that we love her the way she is

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>>62249214
Things Shiori wishes her parents said to her.

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>>62252673
Trauma. Probably from her parents and maybe some old friends

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Sex with a cute novelite

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>>62252475
>>62252507
But Shiori, you're the one who hates me...

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Hating Shiori is necessary for growth

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Shiori can fix me...

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Like Angel Beats except everyone comes to hate Shiori and leaves her.

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>>62252673
She should know that she's a woman so she'll always be unconditionally loved by someone

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My food delivery is one hour late

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>>62253378
good, hope you starve

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>>62253378
Jesus, is it still hot atleast

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>>62253378
the delivery guy ate it

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>>62253394
Same, but I heard it's really hard to die by starvation so it won't happen, sadly

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I've noticed something strange, I'll keep observing and report back at the end of the week.

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>>62253378
My pizza was an hour late a couple of weeks ago. Truly terrible experience.

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late night music post 11/9 happy edition
https://youtu.be/CLi6stJrF5A

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I have no place in the world

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>>62253789
You would have been displaced if that was the case.

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i will be the first of the novelites to die

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I'm hungry, what do you recommend

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>>62254191
I have something you can chomp on *unzips*

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>>62254191
What do you have?

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>>62254191
Baked potatoes or if it's cold where you live maybe some soup

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>>62254191
Depends on the time at your place.
Blueberry pancakes with maple syrup and a dollop of cream if breakfast.
Sandwich of some form for lunch (I default to banh mi, getting pork with crackling is great).
Dinner can be some rice dish, probably with chicken or seafood.
Fuck all this enforced the idea of cooking meals for Shiori.

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killing myself in a cute way in front of shiori

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>>62254465
She doesn't need more trauma, do it somewhere else

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>>62254465
how do you plan on doing that

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>>62254465
what constitutes a cute death?

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>>62254575
My guess is anything not grotesque. So pretty much only pills and maybe an exit bag.

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>>62254639
Romeo and Juliet style lover's suicide with Shiori!

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>goes into core.js to edit inputs
>has yanfly plugin to edit controls for the game
shiorin....

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>>62254696
This but Shiori tells you to lovers suicide with Nerissa instead with a disgusted look on her face as you dared to mention it to her.

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>>62254575
In the back of one of the Series of Unfortunate Events books he had a whole Q&A question or something about funny and cute ways to kill yourself. One of them was super gluing your hands to your hand and jumping your neck through cheese wire so it looks like you pulled your own head off

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>>62254568
>>62254575
i open my wrists gruesomely and bleed out

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yep, f*male confirmed

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>>62254949
There are only males in the internet, silly boy

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>>62254890
Across the road for attention
Follow the road for function~

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>>62255038
My wrist understood this faster than my brain

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>>62255038
Doesnt crossing kill you in some instances?

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>>62255799
Yeah - for example when there's a truck on the road ramming into you

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isn't it crazy your body will die from a well placed cut but would be able to react to an entire arm being cut off and stop the bleeding in most cases

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A hug wouldn't make me better, but it'd be a start

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>>62256097
I can't hug you through the internet.

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Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

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im late to stream and can only catch the vod. where's the "dolly" part?

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>>62256187
Good morning.

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How often do you think about Shiori?

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>>62256380
Most of the day since I'm monitoring this general everyday while at work.

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Thinking of rissa

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>>62256215
Too late, brodie. You know what this means.

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i want to put the fear of God in shiori

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>>62256597
W-what

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>>62256597
wait what? what did she edit out then? i get the handcam stuff, but it couldn't have been that bad

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>>62256700
better safe than sorry anon
Henmama already have his hands full having to deal with Shiori, Backend stuff with Cover and having to monitor the sister hivesite at the same time
less on his plate the better :>

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>>62256700
she cut out like 1 minute
original vod is 3:09:30, now it's only 3:08:24
I'll see what she cut out and upload it later

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i was feeling good for about a minute then i remembered you guys exist

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>>62256798

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i think you guys are okay

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>>62256215
There are still 2 clips of it on YT, here's one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ItCVZqaSM

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>>62256852
I love dead hours novelites

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>>62256947
I love dead novelites

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>>62256951
that's necrophilia and l-lewd anon-kun-san

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>>62256895
i'm fucking stupid, but i don't get why she would need to cut this out

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>>62256895
I'm pretty sure she said in the Karaoke stream that she doesn't name her pc with her real name

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>>62256895
now that posted it here, you're gonna get the video taken down

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>>62256992
extreme paranoia

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>>62256986
MOOOODS

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She stores porn on her phone

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>>62257160
Well-founded paranoia.

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>>62256895
That clip happened 10 minutes after the stream too, it was very fast.

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>>62257274
paranoia cannot be well-founded, by definition

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>>62257466
Shut up nerd

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>>62257489

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>>62257543
bullying shiori for her stupid glasses and ugly freckles

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i love dorky women, bros

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Shiori has a thick ass made for raping.

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RPG Maker orc sex.

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>>62257466
Clearly you don't know the definition.

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>>62257543
Bullying Shiori's nerdy tits with my cock

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>>62257466
Autistic retard, "well-founded paranoia" is a common turn of phrase, technically correct are not. Stop being such a pedantic fuckwad

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>>62258601

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE?
DON'T YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE?
WOULDN'T YOU LOVE SOMEBODY TO LOVE?
YOU BETTER FIND SOMEBODY TO LOVE

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>frogposter

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>>62259010
Stupid frog poster.

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I want to kiss Shiori

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>>62259077
No more kisses parasocial freak

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>>62259077
I wrote this

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Come on, don't bully the mentally challenged frogposter, Shiori wouldn't like it

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I want to suckle Shioris slender feminine penis

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I shit on this thread

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I love you Shiori (I know she's reading this)

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She read at least 2 of my complains so yeah.

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It's time to discuss the Monthly Novella!
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (112min@250wpm)
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007
>https://librivox.org/carmilla-by-sheridan-lefanu/

What novella do you suggest for this month? Next week shiocracy will decide the next Monthly Novella.

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>>62260699
>Next week shiocracy will decide the next Monthly Novella.
But it's already next week...

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>>62260699
I suggested Doctor Glas since it is pretty Gosling-core, it is translated from swedish and like 150 pages long

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>>62260699
Lately work is being slow so I might chip in for this, is Camilla the one we are supposed to read this month and discuss this month?

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>>62261301
it is last months book

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>>62261322
Oh welp. I have 0 suggestions since I'm a booklet. I'll be reading that one until there is consensus about the new one

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Fuck you.

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>>62262022

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>>62262022
chu~

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I like the kisses and hugs from Shiorin. Makes me feel nice.

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>>62262022
Okay, I will

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>>62261505
Can't believe anon turned himself into a booklet.

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Wheres the cheapest place to get hat in time?

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Why are they like this?

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>>62262332
Are g2a and sites like that still a thing? also you need to make sure to get DLCs too to play multiplayer

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>>62262501
Nuru is the worst clipfag out there indeed, all clips are like that

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>>62262501
Hello, it seems you are new to the internet. Allow me to explain what click bait is.
Click bait is a practice in which a content creator will post a bewildering header or headline to whatever piece of media they are producing in hopes of attracting clicks (hence the name) In the particular case you posted, the clipper Nuru has added the "Private kinky stuff" trying to make you and other people click in the video, increasing his statistics which will in turn increase the exposure of his channel, resulting in possible revenue, or simply clout from being a popular clipper.
Does that explain it?

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>>62262682
see
>>62257543

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>>62262682
Hello friendly explanation anon.
Now explain to me how to get this channel reported and or possibly banned, or at the very least demonetized.

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>>62260699
Please God can we just pick something that's not pretentious as fuck, we haven't had a good pick since Of Mice and Men

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>>62262842
I won't claim that it's good but how is Carmilla pretentious? We also had A Study in Scarlet as the short option for September iirc.

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>>62262958
We should have just picked Dracula, why go for such a relatively obscure vampire novel for spooky month. Was the lesbian vampire sex just too tempting?

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>>62262578
>t. daily

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What should we expect from Shiori?

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Ok, this might be numberlover territory so I apologize.
Yesterday we had that conversation about female fans, I got curious, and I poked around.

I found a couple of videos, one of Irys and one of Erina, saying that they have 9 and 11% female fans.
Irys also said that 23% female fans would be a lot, and that 2-3% is way way too low. Curiously, 2-3% is precisely what Erina said her female viewership used to be. Korone said it's 7% women for her, going down.
So 10% seems about right for your average vtuber.


Otoh, Rosemi said she has like 38% female viewers, and Kanae said 45%. So Nijisanji might have a lot more female viewers than normal. (The nijisister meme is real).

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263266
>expecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263063
Dracula is a full size novel and apparently novelites can't be trusted to read one.
How is Carmilla obscure? It's not as well known as Dracula but they reference it in modern works all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263337
Novelties can't be trusted to read 200 year old translations of Russian novels, Dracula is natively English and has a cowboy. I rest my case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263266
No expectations
No thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263386
She's so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>62248297
Recommend me something that isn't some shitty eroge. I'm way behind on my RPGM reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263386
Do you think she practiced that move? Just watching her OBS, practicing the head flick and the effects like "oh heck yeah, they'll think I'm so cool, they'll be like 'wowzers shiori is such a good streamer' and I'll be like 'thanks, I know'"

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263573
I was wondering the same thing. I can totally see her practicing trying to be cute/cool for us. Man, I love Shiorin so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263573
Oh yes, that's exactly the type of cutedork thing she'd do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263573
wowzers shiori is such a good streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263573
Given how much effort she puts into piloting her model, in eyes, face, general movements, and even PNGiori segments.
Yes, I fully believe she rehearsed getting that move just right.
It's also one of the reasons I really like her, I've barely seen anyone with such phenomenal model control because most take it for granted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263660
Thanks, I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263573
wowzers shiori is such a good streamer
Shiori is my idol oshi, I don't care what she thinks about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263707
I think Shylily and maybe GirlDM mentioned something similar about how having a good model/rigging isn't enough if the person behind it doesn't put the effort of actually using it properly. Sometimes they have to exaggerate movements so that the model moves enough, as well as being quick with changing the facial expressions.

[Anonymous No.]

Novelknights dont look..

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263573
This post is 100% Shiori stroking her ego

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263897
GRIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263958
Don't know about that one, but I refuse to believe Shiori is not /here/ and I wouldn't even be surprised if some of the shiori torture posts were made by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263958
>Shiori awake before noon

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263897
Bookwyrms really did get the best design...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263897
kill giftwyrms, behead giftwyrms, roundhouse kick giftwyrms into the concrete, slam dunk a giftwyrm baby into the trash can, crucify filthy giftwyrms, defecate into giftwyrms food, launch giftwyrms into the sun, stir fry giftwyrms in a wok, toss giftwyrms into active volcanoes, urinate into giftwyrm's gas tank, Judo throw giftwyrms into a wood chipper, twist giftwyrms heads off, report giftwyrms to the IRS, karate chop giftwyrms in half, curb stomp pregnant giftwyrms, trap giftwyrms in quicksand, crush giftwyrms in the trash compactor, liquify giftwyrms in a vat of acid, eat giftwyrms, dissect giftwyrms, exterminate giftwyrms in the gas chamber, stomp giftwyrm skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate giftwyrms in the oven, lobotomized giftwyrms, mandatory abortions for giftwyrms, grind giftwyrm fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown giftwyrms in fried chicken grease, vaporize giftwyrms with a raygun, kick old giftwyrms down the stairs, feed giftwyrms to alligators, slice giftwyrms with a katana.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet novelights are enjoying themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264160
Get that little bird ass over her
*rapes*

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264160
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264160
why hasnt rissa eaten out shiorin yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264477

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264512
She has a restraining order already

[Anonymous No.]

>>62263824
Also, how your body moves isn't exactly how the model reacts. See Biboo's :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264068
Yeah I fucking love it. I still like Yorick more though, he's literally me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264038
>shiori torture posts
example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264608
Nerissa is terrible with this, the way her model tilts back and forth is so unnatural, even if it jiggles her tits around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264038
Torture??? Do you mean abuse/bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264524
Come over here little jailbird, let me comfort you
*cums on you*

[Anonymous No.]

Shiorigami! Get it, Shiori? It's like Shiori origami! Hahahaha!
>*her legs locked over her head* Please let me go anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori saying that we hate her yesterday was proof enough

[Anonymous No.]

I don't hate her but SHE HATES ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264637
I won't lie
I thought about becoming a Bookwyrm because their design is better...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62265132
Plapping Shiorigami!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62264936
I mean abuse/bullying as this other anon mentioned
>>62264973
work is frying my brain, pls understand

[Anonymous No.]

Vibrator torture with Shiori!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62265222
Novelknight? I understand why you might be disappointed in it BUT I think it's actually a good design. It's just very girly in a cool-creepy-cute way, I can see it being one of those mascots from an anime for girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62265408
Yeah. I like the Novelknight design. It's very cute and is probably the best design for merch
The Bookwyrm design is just better looking in my opinion. Plus Bookwyrm sounds cooler

[Anonymous No.]

>>62265314
i still dont know which post you are talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>62265512
Bookwyrm should have been the higher tier, it's just a better pun.

Page - ? - bookwyrm.

>the best design for merch
Only because they are a bunch of cowards who won't release the 2 meters long bookwyrm plush we deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62265606
I agree. Bookwyrm is just a better pun overall. I like it much more than Novelknight. And it fits better with the book theme
>the 2 meters long bookwyrm plush we deserve
I'll take your entire stock. A giant Bookwyrm plushie like Ina's takodachi pillow would be fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>62265573
No specific post really, but both in this general and on the catalog you can sometimes find posts about bullying Shiori, picking on her, saying they hate her, stuff like that. I wouldn't be surprised if she made some of those posts herself

[Anonymous No.]

Hey. (No intention of forming an exclusive connection.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62265961
Hi. (I am desperate and can't read people.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266005
What's up? (I will ghost you after two weeks)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62265961
>>62266005
>>62266032
Do you guys wanna kiss... (I have no actual desire or pull towards this type of thing but I cope with manic breakdowns by making cuteposts on /vt/)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266032
Not much, hbu? (I'll hate women for years)

[Anonymous No.]

Re-listened to the sports festival voice. At the end of it, she said, "I have high expectations.". WDSMBT? Why is she OBSESSED with expectations? I know you like to think, shiggers. Could you give me a detailed psychoanalysis of Shiori's personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266127
>>62266075
>>62266032
>>62266005
>>62265961
Kys. (kys)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266304
Firzt, tell me about your relationzhip with your mozzer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266075
Kissing is too lewd, but we can hug if you want (It's okay to cutepost as an alternative way to vent or cope anon. It's more healthy than rratposting)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266304
I've thought about it and my conclusion was that she doesn't like to be psychoanalyzed. As she is my oshi, I will proceed to respect her wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266304
I have to do more reps, otherwise I would be jumping to conclussions. But I'm guessing her parents were somewhat abusive towards her during school/highschool probably for different reasons such as her hobbies, her academic results, what she wanted to study and become, etc... I could go for the full rrat peddler act and state that she had a boyfriend who dumped her for another girl and probably told her something along the lines of "she's better than you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266304
How does it feel like to have anal sex with a psychopath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266304
Her parents wanted her to be a doctor or something important, and she let them down.
Probably part of why she doesn't really like her parents that much.

[Anonymous No.]

Man with mental problems = gay baby stop whining

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266686
Hot man with mental problems = uhm maybe I should throw my tits in his face

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266438
She definitely doesn't like it. I remember she gave a sarcastic comment on it. I doubt a fanbase can stop it, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

Lights off was a one time deal... There would never be another repeat of that incident...

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori... I feel sad now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266819
Maybe but the mental problems should also be hot, nobody wants to deal with a whiny raging faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make her insecurities worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266316
Kek (I exhale through my nose a bit and for a moment I’m not thinking about my miserable life.)

[Anonymous No.]

How do you actually learn to stop caring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62267236
Live with it, I had my attack 2 days ago and started to go back to the gym before I relapsed. I still love you Shiori!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62267236
Don't wish for that bro. It's either hedonism or suicide on this side of the spectrum. No place is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62267236
Keep telling yourself "it is what it is" and eventually it becomes your life motto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62267236
What are you trying to stop caring about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62267236
I think you would get a better result just by googling it than asking here. AI might also give some common sense advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62267674
I don't really know how to describe it. It's like I have some idea of morality, and when I see people stray from it I feel agitated and betrayed. Even if it's random anons on the internet. That's probably just a part of it, but like I said I don't know how to put it into words.

[Anonymous No.]

One must imagine that the Novelites are happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62267965

[Anonymous No.]

>>62267965
NTA but I consider myself happy but in constant cope mode, I just don't sperg out about my sad thoughts openly IRL or in a mongolian basket weaving board

[Anonymous No.]

>>62267965
Novelites are never happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Life is a pendulum between suffering and boredom.

[Anonymous No.]

She has mentioned multiple times on stream how her parents, specially her mom, did not want her to hang out with guys growing up. She has off hand mentioned how her parents wanted her to be in the medical field and from an old Q&A from her PL, she mentioned how the degree she got wasn’t enough for what she was going for. Seems like she feels that she let down people, especially her parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62267965
Yeah, I'm pretty happy, I just wish I weren't so busy dealing with work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62266664
She seems to be close with her parents based on what she has said on stream. But you are right, both of them wanted her to be in the medical field.

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot about a bottle of red wine and it turned to vinegar, what can I cook with it

[Anonymous No.]

I can feel her presence. She's in the room with us right now.
If you're here, Shiori, wiggle your toes.

[Anonymous No.]

I get it, I said too much. It's always like this. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62268805
What's wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62268234
This is a rrat I can get behind. So how do we fix her anons? Do we shower her in praise? Do we just acknowledge what she does well and give her advice on the wrongs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62268979
Best way to fix her is to improve ourselves and tell her the impact she did upon us mattered in my humble opinion. Which is what I plan to do on my birthday with an akasupa

[Anonymous No.]

>>62268979
You can't.

[Anonymous No.]

KYS seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62268979
Fix yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>62269200
I would if I could

[Anonymous No.]

Bakers or i do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62269360
You do. I can't bake this month, so you'll have to bake during EU primetime. Thank you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62269063
She's unironically making me consider going out more and to start writing again.

>>62269282
I can't fix myself. I've tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>62269447
It's technically right before my workday starts but I can try to do it, no promises it'll be consistently done unless it's around this time.
Anyway, baking now then.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick anons, what's the most inappropriate thing she can say in her goofy voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62269527
"Nobody died in Sandy Hook"

[Anonymous No.]

>>62269527
Hentai
>>62269449
I believe in you anon. If I can go cold turkey on Ciggies/vapes and alcohol as well as go to the gym weekly; I trust that you can too!

[Anonymous No.]

GSH

[Anonymous No.]

>>62269527
Golly geez just hold on I have to get in the mood and let the MDMA kick in first and get a LOT more anal lubricant if im gonna Willy Wonky a whole Lucyville slugger in my fartbox

I MEAN OH NO THATS MY MEMBERS CONTENT

Forget you heard that. Actually that reminds me of a funny story where this one time in my Rainbow Girls intiation to get into the Order of the Eastern Star we had a contest trying to clog up a toilet in a military facility. Now if you didnt know uhhh these things were made to still be fuctional if Puddin and Scoville Union dropped the big BOOM-BOOMS on the world and we got Fallout LARP. Anyways I ate SO MUCH Kim Chee that weekend and I managed to win hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>62269483
Tnx anon, I work for like 10-12 hours everyday this month. I only have time to watch Shiori live and post like 5 times in /shig/. Shit sucks, but at least I feel completed and capable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62269449
Then try again. As anon above said, one must imagine Novelites happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62269657
>>62269657

Written.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori Novella is a major nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62268979
I agree with these anons. I can't be happy for myself, but maybe Shiori can be happy for me.
>>62269063
>>62269282

[Anonymous No.]

>>62269660
No problem, keep that work grind going.