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>knows how to cook
>giga stacy
>cares for her cats (running out of eggs)
>german work ethics
>high EQ
>very feminine
The REAL wife material

>> No.62149553

>>62149476
I love my birb wife oshi

>> No.62149554

Ok

>> No.62149612

Kiara is honestly amazing
I will still not watch her stream

>> No.62149635

>>62149476
And talks nonstop about random bullshit you don't care about but you still kinda want to listen.

>> No.62149673

>>62149612
This.
Chickem really is the standout role model for her generation despite being the least subbed in Myth, kind of astounding how Ina is still in front of her. Must be all the porn.

>> No.62149703

>>62149635
>talks nonstop about random bullshit you don't care about but you still kinda want to listen
Wow, just like my mother. All this time she was preparing me for Kiara.

>> No.62149771

>>62149476
>chicken voice
>chicken face
>chicken laugh
>chicken personality

>> No.62149831

>>62149476
>ready
>shirt is full of wrinkles
>wife material
JESAS! How low is the bar here?!

>> No.62149876
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>>62149635

>> No.62150000

cool, still won't watch

>> No.62150205

>>62149476
yeah mine

>> No.62150267

>>62149831
Dont worry about the wrinkles, the boobs will make sure the wrinkles are ironed.

>> No.62150337
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62150337

>>62149703
kiara also reminds me of my mom so i have trouble watching her but not fapping to her for some reason

>> No.62150426

>>62149476
She always remined me of my mom.

>> No.62150511

>high IQ
Anon???
Everything else is true though

>> No.62150538

>>62150511
Anon dot dot dot

>> No.62150618

>>62150337
Any man who says that he wouldn't fuck his mother's younger equivalent comes from a broken family.

>> No.62150672

>>62149476
>knows how to cook
hello fresh isn't cooking by the way

>> No.62150790

>>62150672
you still have to cook and prep everything, how does that not count?

>> No.62150845

>>62149476
No holo is wife material, she would cheat on you with a women and then blame you for it

>> No.62150857

>>62149476
She’s also an obnoxious narcissistic bitch with a screeching voice.

>> No.62150971

>>62150672
She graduated from Hello Fresh already actually

>> No.62150981

>>62149476
I wholeheartedly agree. Despite not watching her, I always find myself daydreaming about being in a loving relationship with her.

>> No.62151336

>>62149476
She will passive aggressively bitch at you and is a gossipy dramawhore with a shrill voice. Yeah, it's starting to check out.

>> No.62151367

>>62151336
You already posted mate >>62150857

>> No.62151552

>>62150337
>Spoiler
FREUD WAS CORRECT ALL ALONG

>> No.62152077

>>62150981
How would you realistically approach a girl like Kiara

>> No.62152540

>>62149476
>l*ft-h*nd*d

>> No.62152690

>>62152077
realistically she's the admire from afar kind of girl. she gives off such a skittish neurotic vibe. like she could instantly latch onto the slightest social misstep and spiral down a mental rabbit hole convincing herself that you are trying to rape her or something.

>> No.62153022

>>62149831
>t. never a had a girl cook a shitty meal for him
intent over execution, anon. skills can be learned or taught, but you can't teach a girl to be affectionate like this.

>> No.62153267

>>62149831
only women notice wrinkles in clothes so it's fine femanon is cute when she's jealous

>> No.62153293

>>62149476
amazing how her attitude and voice can be such a detrimental to her ccv...incredible

>> No.62153363

her AND Bae are from Austria?

>> No.62153387

>>62152077
on foot

>> No.62153402 [DELETED] 

>>62149476
Here >>62144853

>> No.62153520

>>62152690
>she could instantly latch onto the slightest social misstep and spiral down a mental rabbit hole convincing herself that you are trying to rape her or something.
This won't happen if you're a cute girl.

>> No.62153553

>>62149476
Hi Kiara

>> No.62153693
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62153693

>>62149476
>Hyper femenine woman with a necessity for validation and attention
Don't usually watch Kiara but I would marry her in a heartbeat.

>> No.62153905

>>62151336
>passive aggressively bitch at you and is a gossipy dramawhore
Stop projecting woman

>> No.62154004

>>62149476
Good at wrestlering too

>> No.62154040

>>62152690
>"Hi!"
>"Oh god, he wants to violate my body and fill all my holes with semen"
Are women really

>> No.62154212

>>62154040
They're not wrong

>> No.62154368

>>62149476
Not a fan of giga stacies. Nor girls who are vulgar.
But I still think she is great and deserves more love.

>> No.62154514

>>62154004
newfags are so easy to spot when they bring out old bait

>> No.62155042

>>62149476
>cares for her cats (running out of eggs)
Elaborate further

>> No.62155121

>>62155042
anon... as a woman ages...

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>>62153387
>not in a Königstiger

>> No.62155589

>>62153402
what's goin on there

>> No.62155608 [DELETED] 

someone post that pom pom jingliu mod vwebm again...

>> No.62155647

>>62152077
Through cons or other nerd shit, and or the surefire way, through mutual friends.
DMing and walking up to her probably won't work, she is too skittish.

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>>62149476
But she's only wife material for other girls?

>> No.62155871

How can she be wife material when she's a cock hating dyke?

>> No.62155962

>>62155871
>>62155688
lesbians aren't real

>> No.62156101

>>62155647
Every gf haver I know met his through mutual friends, family, work, school, etc.
Honestly I don't know of a single relationship that began by just approaching a girl to ask her out, or doing anything with specific intent to pick up girls. Makes me wonder if it's a total contrivance.

>> No.62156159

>>62155962
this guy gets it

>> No.62156281

>>62152077
Stop being an ugly fuck. Works well.

>> No.62156310

>>62156101
It's the easiest way to ensure something begins. You sit next to someone at school, or talk to a coworker, or get introduced by friends at party and hit it off. Nowadays picking up girls is mostly for fucking, or if you want an entitled bitch that thinks she will only grace your with her time and presence if you're going to spend 300 on a first date.
I think that if Kiara liked you you'd probably be fucked, because even if you approached her I don't think she would believe you had good intentions or she'd find other excuses for self-sabotage.

>> No.62156315

>>62149771
>chicken breast
>chicken thighs
>chicken butt

>> No.62156337

>>62149476
fine, I'll get her pregnant

>> No.62156383
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>>62152690
>convincing herself that you are trying to rape her or something.
I am

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62156522

>>62155962
If lesbians aren't real, explain hololive

>> No.62156563

>>62156522
teenage girls also kiss and touch each other to relieve pent up sexual frustration until men fuck them
doesn't make them dykes

>> No.62156647

>>62152077
Women usually want someone better than them and are attracted to men with high self esteem and secure of themselves.
In case of Kiara, I'd say she would want someone that is equally or more attractive than her and someone that is as active/hyper as her.
She doesn't seem like the stay at home take care of kids type, so she'll probably want to continuously look for validation in fancy clothing and social status. Getting a successful man is also part of that social status.

>> No.62156924

>>62149476
yeah we already know that, that's why half the board hates her (seething femanons)

>> No.62156951

>>62156101
i got my wife from hitting on her in a cafe

>> No.62157663

>>62156522
when girls are close friends they do this stuff. it's not the same as being bred by a man

>> No.62157987

>>62153402
Delete that shit.

>> No.62158056

>>62149476
your children will become narcissistic screetching racists, not worth it anon

>> No.62158815

>>62158056
stop projecting, retardchama

>> No.62158867

>pozzed
no thanks

>> No.62158910

>>62158056
Not because of her though.

>> No.62158936
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>> No.62159023

>>62158936
you seem mad

>> No.62159024
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>>62158867
She has been corrected

>> No.62159435

>>62158056
that's the goal tho, racism will keep them safe

>> No.62161033

>>62159024
where's this from? I wanna see how the americans in chat reacted.

>> No.62161108

>>62159024
Why would she say this? Don't people seethe with rage if you don't instantly assume that every cop is super villain level evil? Though to be fair, given that no KFP cared about that time Kiara said "nigga", I don't think they would care about this.

>> No.62161118

>>62149476
She can't iron shirts for shit

>> No.62161175

>>62149673
Takodachi love to be told they will never have GFs and enjoy living life in the friendzone. Kronies are similar, except they are more depressed.

>> No.62161508

>>62155962
straight people aren't real

>> No.62161611

>>62158056
>Kiara anti
>Brown
Checks out

>> No.62161632

Absurd that she even have 1 sub on YouTube given how passive aggressive she constantly is, saying stuff without thinking, being rude, being a general ding dong, belittles people, constant ME ME ME ME

>> No.62161662

>>62161108
She gets away with that because she isn't American and ESL

>> No.62161714

>>62161632
Chill woman, show us all those subs you have

>> No.62161744

>>62161714
Yeah, because subs determines what you are worth? WTF is your life, are you living out a Black Mirror episode?

>> No.62161790

>>62161744
I'm not the one seething at how many subs Kiara has

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>>62161632
Woman post. Show your tits roastie, be of use.

>> No.62162009

>>62150337
No nude edits of this yet?

>> No.62162934

>>62150337
look at 'm sway

>> No.62163249

>>62161632
You retards should look up XQC, if you genuinely believe Kiara is a cunt, so that you can see what an actual cunt looks like

>> No.62163336

>>62153363
no bae is from new zealand

>> No.62163659

>>62162009
Fan art is slowing down.

>> No.62163752

>>62161632
>t threatened female

>> No.62163934

What is it about Kiara that makes women SEETHE?

>> No.62165622

>>62149673
>Must be all the porn.
Yea what's up with that the least attractive and most boring member has an outrageous amount of porn.

>> No.62165727

>>62153402
>>62087453
>102
damn..

>> No.62166081

>>62165622
You have shit taste then, objectively

>> No.62167472

>>62149476
>wife material
>bouncing between wissa, weine, mowi, and wowu

>> No.62167907

>>62167472
Wifey's allowed to have her playthings, as long as they're girls.

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>>62167907
>playthings
>imagining Kiara tie up and handle four mewling and helpless women
Th-that's... THAT'S HOT AF!

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>> No.62170974

>>62149476
>>knows how to cook
>almost burns bown her place twice

>> No.62171439 [DELETED] 

>>62149476
She's also a mega SJW who likes to get picked up by black men. If you know you know.

>> No.62172294

>>62170974
A little char never hurt anyone

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