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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1411830507621519365

First original song: https://youtu.be/WGgEFoI9MhE

Merch:https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3052025
https://www.geekjack.net/gawr_gura
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gawr-gura

GSC Nendoroid | TBA: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021

Previous thread: >>6178876

Do NOT reply to baits!!!

Do Not post Off-Topic Stuffs

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I miss my sharkwife, I didn't get enough of her today. Maybe I should rewatch the collab.

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mmm shark soon

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How are your reps today, chumbuds? I am literally on the cusp of falling past BMI of 30.0, feels fucking great.

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>>6210143
Today I have officially lost more than 20 pounds. I'm going to add bodyweight exercises to my reps now so I can work on muscle tone and better fitness in general. Feeling pretty good about it.

>> No.6210400

>>6210143
>I am literally on the cusp of falling past BMI of 30.0
Same, though I must be doing a bad job lately because I keep hovering around it. I want to build some muscle more than anything though, don't know how I should start that.

>> No.6210793

>>6210400
Do recalculate your BMR every five kilos. I was also surprised to learn that fucking bananas are really calorie dense and had to swap for apples. Also make sure to walk a lot daily.

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>>6210143
Not so good, My BMI is exactly 18.0 and I'm struggling to put on weight...

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Shit just realized that even if Gura nendroid goes on preorder tomorrow it will be march at the soonest before we have them.

>> No.6211451

>>6210266
Keep it up, anon. The work pays off.

>> No.6211690

>>6211355
Just another reason to not $ROPE

>> No.6211692

>>6210904
Maybe it's hormonal in your case?

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I have a confession to make. Ever since Gura debuted, I hated her. I never actually watched her at any point, but I was under the mindset that many people like me had/have that EN vtubers will ruin vtubing as a whole. That made me hate them and Gura just for existing. While EN vtubers may indeed cause bad things to happen in the future, some of the ENs are alright. After giving Gura a real try only a bit ago, I found myself enjoying her content, and she was not in fact the ungrateful whore who will ruin Cover and vtubing. I was a major shitposter who would insult her any chance I got, so I am sorry for any prior derailings and shitposts I made about her. I'm serious that it had to have been at least over a hundred times that I derailed a Gura thread just because I hated her. Feel free to mock me or screencap this for future laughs, but I feel like I deserve to be the butt of the joke for how many times I ruined threads about her. It is also this realization about how wrong I was about Gura that has made me reconsider a couple of her genmates as well. I apologize for being such an ass and not seeing her value until now. I will no longer shitpost and derail. I will just silently lurk here and watch her streams.

tl;dr I was a major Gura anti, and that was a mistake. I kneel.

>> No.6212213

>>6212161
You are forgiven, but only because we are in the afterglow of getting a date with Gura last night.

Gura date stream when?

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>>6212161
It's okay, even if you had derailed every single thread since the beginning of time it's not a big deal.

>> No.6212260

>>6212161
you sure 4chan is still the right place for you?

>> No.6212361

>>6212161
Your redemption arc, then.

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>>6212161
Comfy threads for comfy shark.

>> No.6212645

please remove geekjack off OP and just have shop.geekjack. geekjack doesn't give the links unless you contact support.

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Time for sleep.
Love this shark.

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YO? WHATS THIS????

>> No.6214278

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1412743207847346177
More Gura merch for those who can be on Akihabara in august.

>> No.6214337

>>6213690
>>6214278
is that friend

>> No.6214360
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>> No.6214454

>>6214360
I want to wrap my arms around the base of that tail.
It looks like it would be very soft.

>> No.6214562

> oh, he's firing his lazor!
This is why I love the shark

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>>6213690
>>6214278
Looks like no easy online way to get them.

>> No.6214859

>>6214638
At least it's just acrylics, tapestries, and some not great shirts.

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https://twitter.com/kito_koruta/status/1412749581310300160
Why did she do it bros...

>> No.6215013

>>6214935
Damn it Gura, if you're going to eat us do it while we're still alive!

>> No.6215046

>>6212161
Haven't seen this copy-pasta before

>> No.6215047

>>6214935
It's okay, I will become one with Gura.

>> No.6215080

>>6214935
im happy accompanying our shark but >>6215013

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>>6214935
Gura... I

>> No.6215711

If Gura came out and confessed that she was raped, would you believe her?

>> No.6215747

>>6215711
like, recently or in the past?

>> No.6215750

>>6215711
Yeah, since I was then one who did it.

>> No.6215760

>>6214638
>>6214859
there's at least some chance you'll be able to find them on mandarake.

>> No.6215833

>>6215711
It'd make me want to hug and cuddle her more than I already do. So really, not much change.

>> No.6215999

>>6215833
>It'd make me want to hug and cuddle her more than I already do.
idk man it seems like unwanted touching was kind of the initial problem here

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hora dorfin HORA DODFRFUN HORA DORUFIN DORFAN DOORPHONE

>> No.6216161

How the fuck is this woman popular?
She sounds like a child

>> No.6216212

asked and answered ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

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>>6213690
>Fubuki has mentioned more than a few times that Gura is her wife
>makes it canon by showing up alongside PekoMoona in official moichandise
Sasuga friend.

>> No.6216517

Is it true that Gura got her head stuck in a big jar?

>> No.6216569

>>6216016
what is th*s what the fuck is th*s
did gura use """th*s""" as a thumbnail or something

>> No.6216611

Gura is cute!

>> No.6216612

>>6216569
who?

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>>6214935
>>6215013
Imagine being eaten alive by Gawr Gura

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I can't believe Gura called her kouhai a newfag on twitter.

>> No.6216782

>>6216703
SHE'S HERE

>> No.6216962

>>6214859
Do you not see the feet on that tapestry? I really wish I could buy that. Hopefully resellers aren't assholes with price gouging.

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>>6216681
I already do all the time

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Whew

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i have a cookie!!!

>> No.6217955

>>6212213
I was wondering what kind of stream I missed but you are talking about jackbox... phew

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The little cun needs to be pounded

>> No.6218205

>>6218128
gib sauce

>> No.6218206

>>6217952
Luring Gura into the back of your van with a delicious cookie!

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>>6216681
marked for gawr

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>> No.6218466

Buying a gura daki was worth every penny.

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This image should not cause my dick to react so violently
https://files.catbox.moe/t6rg7d.jpg

>> No.6218636

>>6218275
She doesn't look quiet mature enough

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i don't suppose anyone has a list of the emote *names* for the forbidden (traced) emotes?

>> No.6218971

>>6218128
Yea, by me

>> No.6219046

Has gura's superchat readings always been this good or have I started paying more attention to them?

>> No.6219132

>>6219046
supacha has been a goldmine ever since the beginning desu. the random tangents are better than the game sometimes

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>>6218662
the only one i could find in the /jp/ archive was that this was called GuraDoki

>> No.6219264

>>6219132
It's why i want her to play a good background game. Like truck simulator or I think someone brought up a VR powerwash simulator?
I just want to hear her ramble for an hour.

>> No.6219355

>>6219264
>truck sim
fuck off

>> No.6219388

>>6219355
>fuck off
excuse me?

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I miss gawrdening

>> No.6219418

>>6219355
Why, sounds like a fun idea

>> No.6219441

>>6218531
That's some Naruto Nine Tails shit.

>> No.6219557
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>>6216681
I do, but I imagine it being like a kitten trying to eat a whole cow. She just kind of latches on with her teeth and ends up becoming an accessory more than a threat.

>>6210001
New rrat: Gura and Mori are related
They're both
>fond of country/western stuff/country girls
>similar intelligence
>Mori came to love small things because they remind her of her cute relative
>amazing chemistry and seem really relaxed around eachother
>as country/southern girls may be okay with /u/-ing eachother despite being related, or possibly because of it.

>> No.6219586

>>6214935
I'm insulted that she killed us before Bloop.

>> No.6219593
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Gura is awake and retweeting!

>> No.6219639

>>6219557
>An ancient Apex Predator who probably killed thousands that's friends with a reaper whose job was to harvest souls of the dead

Who would of thought.

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Cute!

>> No.6219657

Based on her Twitter activity lately it seems she's actually improved her sleep schedule some. Im proud of the shark.

>> No.6219730

>>6218205
Here sauce
https://twitter.com/Siah342/status/1412767424173150212?s=19

>> No.6219741

>>6219730
thank you!

>> No.6220084

>Gura liked this
https://twitter.com/monica_mtna/status/1412626534242807810?s=19

>> No.6220122

>>6220084
>it's real

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>>6210143
>mogs u

>> No.6220226

YAB YAB YAB
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1412800590464311298

>> No.6220256

>>6220226
The samegaki

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>>6219909
this was the right file. for some reason, the PNG above *adds* artifacts.

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>>6220226
She hasn't streamed yet and she's already being really cute.

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>>6220226
This brat eating ice cream for breakfast needs to be punished.

Also how rare to get a random tweet from her.

>> No.6220417

>>6220375
First the gif of her being pat and now this.
I hope we see more.

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Jwu what did I miss?

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imagine the convenience of being able to choose animations of yourself from tenor lol

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>>6216681
No thanks, not me

>> No.6220537

>>6220226
Lex Luthor took TWO SCOOPS of ice cream when no one was looking.

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>>6220226

>> No.6220551

>>6220484
Gura had TWO scoops of ice cream this morning

>> No.6220576

aah i dropped my ice cream oohh

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>>6220226
morning sunshine

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>>6220226
The fuck? She woke up the same time as me

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>>6220551
how big were the scoops?

>> No.6220668
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Shark

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>>6220668
cute

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>>6220668

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>>6220668

>> No.6220824

>>6220551
I can't believe Cover favors her like this

>> No.6220884

>>6220551
That's as much as two ones.

>> No.6220897

>>6220884
And that's TERRIBLE

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>>6220226

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>>6220648
Good idea. Two scoops coming right up chef!

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>>6220226
im stuff

>> No.6221058

>>6220226
dammit, i can't believe my oshi is so dangerously based
also, a brat that i want to spank

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>>6210143
Tried something called Total War on a recommendation of a guy at the gym. Felt like my stomach was trying to escape my mouth. On the plus side pushed a new chest press standard. Still look more bloatmax than saido chesto! though.

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>>6220226
Everyone's too focused on the two scoops thing to notice how cute this gif is.

>> No.6221118

What's next? Two slices of pizza?

She can't keep getting away with it!

>> No.6221149

chumbuds i got normal peanut butter and it's way better

>> No.6221245

>>6221149
I like crunchy peanut butter, smooth is okay.

>> No.6221272

>>6221245
i mean not powdered. crunchy vs smooth is a meaningless diversion from the real question we should be asking, which is between "natural" style peanut butter and sweetened emulsified peanut butter.

>> No.6221308

>>6221272
What the fuck is powdered peanut butter? That sounds so.. dry..

>> No.6221346

>>6221308
it sure is
>>4596703
>>4668948
>>4714784

>> No.6221396

Explain this two scoops thing for the benefit of ESLs like me. Is she referencing something here?

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>> No.6221409

Have you guys noticed that Gura has been doing less and less SC reading at the end of every stream? She started doing it a lot but since early May she has slackened off on it.

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>>6221346
Baffling. I'm no chef but I don't see the use for it over just normal peanut butter. That sandwich looks like it would be hard to chew unless you sipped a bit of liquid.

>> No.6221423

>>6221396
She means that she is acquiring multiple scoops of ice cream.

>> No.6221457

>>6221396
When Trump was president he had some gathering where everyone got one scoop of ice cream and he got two. The media had a field day with this. Gura obviously isn't referencing this event, we are just having fun with it.

>> No.6221466

>>6221396
One scoop is likely enough for a tiny shark like her, but she's a naughty shark and is getting two anyway. And she's doing that because she's actually a really naughty shark and wants me to spank her for it.

>> No.6221467

>>6221416
You have to reconstitute it before eating it. That retard purposefully didn't do that.

>> No.6221480

>>6221409
Brom and WingsCV have finally clogged the tube.

>> No.6221503

>>6221457
I wouldn't put it past her, though.

>> No.6221580

>>6221457
I posted a picture of my ice cream because ice cream sounded pretty good so I went and got two scoops of it like gura mentioned for fun, it had nothing to do with whatever you're on about.

>> No.6221589

>>6221409
Different streams are pretty obvious whether she will do superchat readings or not. Unless she's not feeling good she will probably read them again tonight, tomorrow, and Saturday.

>> No.6221603

>>6221409
She's done one at the end of every single one of her solo streams since the end of her birthday week, anon.

>> No.6221629

I LOVE GURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.6221640

>>6220226
fucking lex luthor shark biating superchats asking what flavor the ice cream was

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>> No.6221706

>>6221657
>band aid
nice detail

>> No.6221785

>>6218636
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.6221795

>>6221457
>Gura obviously isn't referencing this event
Well Gura is that much of a memelord.

>> No.6221819

>>6221503
>>6221580
I mean she's obviously referencing the meme but as far as political memes go it's harmless and plenty of people have adopted it without intending anything by it. Similar to Bernie's 'I am once again asking you for...' meme that she's also referenced before. Two scoops was funny because it's such an absurd thing to get upset about.

>> No.6221865

>>6221819
it's so ambiguous and deniable that if it was intentional, it's an example of extreme genius-level meme usage.

>> No.6221873

>>6221819
I'd argue that any coverage at all about the president's ice-cream is pretty silly.

>> No.6221892

>>6221409
She probably saw the insane money she got from the Scarlet Nexus sponsorship and feels like she doesn't need to bother with SCs anymore. Between sponsorships, merch, and her huge membership size, SCs probably account for less than 30% of her income.

>> No.6221933

>>6221409
She also stopped streaming for longer than 4 hours

>> No.6221938

>>6221819
Quite the stretch to say she's referencing some dead meme that had no staying power whatsoever, instead of just being a brat like usual.

>> No.6221945

i'm esl, can someone explain the shark in a box reference from her night delivery title

>> No.6221955

ah, the retard schizo gang has arrived

>> No.6222000

>>6221938
Pretty much, i think she just wanted to tweet something cute and slightly bratty out.

>> No.6222013

>>6221938
Anon the fact that she joked about (You) trying to stop her form having two scoops is a dead giveaway that she's thinking of the meme. I mean seriously, this is Gura we're talking about. Again, she's referenced that Bernie meme before so idk why you're so defensive about her referencing an innocuous Trump-era meme.

>> No.6222021

I'm ESL, can someone explain why retards are trying to find reasons why Gura stopped reading superchats when Gura still reads superchats at every single opportunity?

>> No.6222026

Do not reply to schizos

>> No.6222050

>>6221819
>I mean she's obviously referencing the meme
Saying "I'm getting two scoops of ice cream" isn't obviously referencing anything you retard.
Most likely she just wants icecream

>> No.6222077

>>6221409
I guess you haven't been here long? She used to not do SC readings at all. Now a days she usually does them at the end of her solo streams

>> No.6222088

I guess we're back to having retard bait threads where trolls make posts and reply to each other again.

>> No.6222107

I for one did not even remember Trump getting two scoops.

But fuck that, Gura cute!

>> No.6222126

Gura's shark growls and noises thou, amirite?

>> No.6222140

>>6222021
I still think it's funny she dodged reading the bath superchats because she didn't want to read the real my dog died chat.

>> No.6222144

>>6222050
The idea that someone would be upset in any way about that makes it obviously a reference to the meme from a couple years ago. Seriously, you sound like you're just butthurt that she used a meme vaguely associated with the right.

>> No.6222152

>>6222013
I think you're reading into it way too much. She just wants ice cream and is being bratty about it.

>> No.6222156

>>6222013
You do realize people have been making bratty statements just like that well before the trump thing. Gura is cute, wanted some ice cream, and decided to send a cute tweet to go along. That's all it is.

>> No.6222166

>>6221945
There is no reference, she just wrote it cause the guy in the game is delivering boxes

>> No.6222169
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Love Gura

>> No.6222188

why did gura go baba booey

>> No.6222190

>>6222021
They are antis that don't even watch her and are trying to falseflag as fans.

>> No.6222210
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[ERROR]

>> No.6222219

>>6222144
I couldn't care less about what meme she referenced, I just think it's stupid to assume everything she writes is some reference to an obscure meme instead of her just being silly.

>> No.6222233

>>6214935
>https://twitter.com/kito_koruta/status/1412749581310300160

That is one lucky Taco

>> No.6222237
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>>6222021
It's probably these faggots

>> No.6222243
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Fuck arguing, Guta cute.

>> No.6222259

>>6222233
Is it going to be possible to buy these if you don't live in Japan? I'm guessing no.
I really want the one with Fubuki, Gura, Pekora, and Moona

>> No.6222267
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chu~

>> No.6222285

>>6222144
>Seriously, you sound like you're just butthurt that she used a meme vaguely associated with the right.
no dude its just weird you assume its a reference when its entirely in character

>> No.6222308

>>6222107
Most people don't. It's from Stephen Colbert when he freaked out that Trump got 2 scoops that is memorable because of the deranged reaction to something so menial. Now let's return to appreciating Gura's cuteness.

>> No.6222334

>>6222237
>trying to get fanbases to fight eachother
god why are KFP like this?

>> No.6222370
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Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>> No.6222392
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Im not quite convinced that Gura's the cutest, can anyone help me out?

>> No.6222422
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shark butt

>> No.6222443
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[ERROR]

>>6222392
Here's some science

-Big Head - Check
-Large Forehead - Check
-Large Eyes - Check
-Round Cheeks - Check
-Small Chin - X
-Small Nose - Check

>> No.6222446
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[ERROR]

>>6222392

>> No.6222456

Do you guys prefer when Gura uses her character voice or her real voice? Seems like she's been making more effort recently to maintain her character voice.

>> No.6222457
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[ERROR]

>> No.6222466

>>6222457
I want to snuggle with Gura in her cute new PJs with her giant shark plushie

>> No.6222479
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>>6222370

>> No.6222480

>he's still trying

>> No.6222495
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[ERROR]

>>6222392

>> No.6222499

>>6222334
teamate, don't bring your gang war with kfp into chumbud territory. we're UNITY here

>> No.6222521

>>6222456
its the same voice, just with different levels of energy. People's voices change depending on their mood or intent of speech, robotchama.
So if anything she's been making more effort to stay enthused onstream, which I appreciate.

>> No.6222531

>>6222267
The nose is like a dick! Hot!

>> No.6222552

>>6222499
typical deadbrap falseflag

>captcha: WAGS
give me pictures of gura wagging her tail

>> No.6222559

gura's sniffer...

>> No.6222567
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[ERROR]

>>6222552

>> No.6222572

>>6222559
my markers are supposed to arrive today, so if she ordered around the same time then she may be able to sniff them today as well

>> No.6222576

>>6222521
please stop responding to such obvious bait

>> No.6222585

>>6222456
Her Gura voice is her real voice. If you think otherwise then you don't watch her.

>> No.6222594

>>6222285
That's the beauty of it. Our Lex Luthor is the best of them all.

>> No.6222734

>>6222585
Its not, do you know about brown bees?

>> No.6222741

>>6222559
Why was Mori so focused on that?

>> No.6222777

Can you retards stop responding to bait

>> No.6222793

Reminder report and don't reply to doxxfaggots

>> No.6222803

Okay, free to report the asshole now.

>> No.6222810
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[ERROR]

>> No.6222818

>>6222741
Mori is a doxnigger...

>> No.6223128
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[ERROR]

>> No.6223156

>>6223128
What would you do if you were planning on taking Gura to a halloween party and she shows up at your house wearing this as a costume?

>> No.6223185
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[ERROR]

>> No.6223193

>>6222077
I've been with Gura since the beginning and no shit she never used to do them at all. I was merely commenting on how she has slacked off a bit since Kiara called out Ina for not reading SC's and Gura thought she was talking about her. She did it all the time from then until early May and stopped doing it as much.

>> No.6223197

>>6223128
I don't know if we're even gonna make it to the party...

>> No.6223199
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>>6222559
Petting gura's sniffer

>> No.6223205

>>6223156
Mock her for using Mash's Beast Mode instead of Illya's which is more suited to her figure.

>> No.6223210

>>6223156
Party just arrived, duh, we ain't going anywhere.

>> No.6223211

>>6223156
Vigorous sex after we get back home.
Otherwise, nothing different, she can wear what she wants. I'll have to keep a close eye on her for a multitude of reasons

>> No.6223233
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>>6222777
Dub trips of truth
Quit acting like newfags

>> No.6223247

>>6222188
Probably some zoomer meme because I highly doubt she knows it's a Howard Stern reference. She probably has no idea who Howard stern is and definitely not his producer.

>> No.6223323

>>6223247
But what if Gura is Howard Stern?

>> No.6223411

>>6223247
it sounded like she was doing it as a confirmation that some other reference was in fact a reference and I do not get the first reference

>> No.6223414

>>6223323
OY VEY

>> No.6223456

>>6223411
she speaks a very complex language sometimes

>> No.6223479
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Goomba liked this
they are

>> No.6223500

>>6223193
Will you fuck off already?
>Night delivery - SC reading
>DBD - SC reading
>TTRPG - Collab
>TTRPG drawing - SC reading
>Usaken - Collab
>Tremors - Literally turned off SC midstream when she learned she wouldn't have time for SC reading
>Scarlet Nexus - can't. shill stream.
>Unbeatable - SC reading
>Reflect chat - SC reading
It's all in your head. Fuck off.

>> No.6223505

>>6223456
>>6223411
Gura's very high verbal IQ was never in doubt.
Never.

Some motherfucker one day will get so lucky it must be illegal to.

>> No.6223531

>>6223505
Just like me!

>> No.6223567

>>6223500
I just hoped she would read mine because it contained a song question. Not even a request, just if she would consider it. "No" would suffice too.

Damn, chumbuds, it really hurts sometimes.

>>6223531
Nah, high verbal IQ is a girl thing. And jew. Hell, maybe she is Howard Stern after all.

>> No.6223739

>>6223567
i've said this before, and i'll say it again: do not get attached to any one superchat to her. she might read it and she might not.

>> No.6223754

Tarantulas UwU
https://twitter.com/Acefishy/status/1412797123972636680?s=19

>> No.6223821

>>6223500
You skipped all the times she said "We'll read superchats next stream" and she never does. Remember right around her birthday she said "we'll do a superchat reading stream this week after my birthday" and she never did. All those DMC streams she promised to read SC's and never did. Starting in May she slacked off from how often she was doing it February through April. That is true, rekt.

>> No.6223856

>>6223821
Remember that superchats are a means to chatty Gura and the moment they become a burden to her they should be forgotten.

>> No.6223907

>>6223821
I didn't skip a single stream, you ultra-schizo. I'm as mad at the samegaki when she pulls that as the next guy but the fact is that she hasn't pulled it since her birthday stream.
>Starting in May she slacked off from how often she was doing it February through April.
That is also wrong, but I'm not going to type out every stream since May just to shut you up. You can either accept that your memory is shit or keep screaming into the void.
>rekt
You must be 18 or older to use this site.

>> No.6223954

>>6223821
Moo, go back.

>> No.6224007

>>6223821
Why do you even care? You are not a fan of Gura, you do not watch Gura and you never superchatted her. Just go the fuck back to global and stay there you humongous faggotnigger

>> No.6224105

>still replying to the bait
Good lord /ggg/ pull yourselves together.

>> No.6224193

>>6223821
I already said this back in the birthday stream, there's no way to read all the SCs she got in that timeframe. 90% of them, including mine, were just Happy Birthday Gura.

I don't mind it though, I just want her to do what she wants.

>> No.6224466
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[ERROR]

Here >>6221580 we can see anons being mindgamed by the horrible trap Gawr Luthor has set.
Except for >>6222594 he's cool
>>6224105
is there a possibility that it's just a guy samefagging because they saw the "do not reply t bait" challenge at the OP?

>> No.6224482

>>6224466
>samefagging
hot gura on gura action...

>> No.6224496

>>6214935
>Gura literally about to throw another shrimp on the barbie

>> No.6224513

>>6218275
Nice, official feet art.

>> No.6224569
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>>6224482
uoh

>> No.6224622

I mean what's the problem with Gura being a galaxy brain girl playing us all like a damn fiddle?
Smart and cute smol women are hot as fuck.

>> No.6224696

>>6224622
We're not grooming her.
She's the one grooming us.
And by god does that make my dick hard.

>> No.6224698

>>6221037
Haha Gura you are banging anon

>> No.6224765

>>6224496
I hope I'm next

>> No.6224846
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Why did she do it?

>> No.6224962
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>>6224622
YES CHEF

>> No.6224996

>>6224622
Gura please groom me into being your personal sex slave.

>> No.6225017

>>6224622
She was always in control

>> No.6225031
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[ERROR]

>> No.6225045

>>6224846
She was aiming for bloop and missed, we were just collateral damage

>> No.6225068
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[ERROR]

>> No.6225074

>>6224846
Gawr is in control...

>> No.6225076
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It's hard to find the exact caloric content of semen, but it seems to be somewhere between 5 and 25 kCal per 5 mL, which is the average volume of an ejaculation. If we assume a nutritional value of 10 kCal per 5 mL and that a girl of her height and weight might need around 1200 kCal per day, then she would need to milk about 120 shrimps per day to get her 1200 kCal and live entirely off their semen. If she dedicated around 10 hours per day at 12 shrimps per hour to this task it should be completely feasible for her to extract all of the semen she needs to live while still having enough time to stream, sleep, and perform some other activities.

>> No.6225117

>>6225076
Extremely based but she would die of malnutrition

>> No.6225123

>>6225076
>You will never be one of Gura's personal semen cows
May as well kill myself right now.

>> No.6225133

>>6225117
If she hasn't yet with her shitty diet I think she can survive off of my powerful seed.

>> No.6225162

>>6225133
she takes flintstones vitamins and drinks Ensure, she's good

>> No.6225198

>>6225076
>12 shrimps per hour
that's only 5 minutes per, i'm not sure she needs 10 hours a day

>> No.6225229

>>6225198
Gura is a perfectionist, she won't settle for substandard succ

>> No.6225234

>>6225198
Honestly lasting 5min with Gura sounds optimistic. She could make me cum a dozen times in 5min

>> No.6225275
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>>6224846
That's the guy obsessed with being eaten. Don't weep for him.

>> No.6225279

>>6225234
Perfect. You can give her all her nutrients needed for a whole hour in 5 minutes!

>> No.6225285

>>6225198
Also consider that she has two hands and three holes so she would be able to use her time very efficiently. I gave her 10 hours in case she gets a little tired, but I think she could finish her work more quickly.

>> No.6225300

>>6225076
Why is this post making me so hard?

>> No.6225415
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Gura cute!

>> No.6225421
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What I would do to be a Gura figure trapped in her jar

>> No.6225423

>>6225300
You should be able to solve this.

>> No.6225450
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[ERROR]

>>6225423

>> No.6225457

>>6225421
I was wondering how >>6225285 would give sustenance. So she's collecting it in the jar to drink later, I understand now

>> No.6225488

>>6225285
Her powerful shark body could probably fit 2 dicks in every hole at once. If she could find a way to position the shrimps around her to pull this off, she could double her efforts and do it in half the time.

>> No.6225529
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[ERROR]

This conversation is gross.

>> No.6225552

>>6225529
You just don't know how to enjoy the finer things in life. Like being milked into a jar by Gura.

>> No.6225561

>>6225529
You have only yourself to blame, Gura. I know it's you, don't try to hide behind Gawr.

>> No.6225564

>>6225529
https://files.catbox.moe/qtk9ty.webm

>> No.6225577
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>>6224622
I DON'T WANT TO BE A TOOOL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.6225597
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>>6225529
it's time to feed

>> No.6225615

>>6225564
Thanks for reminding me that Gura speaking softly like that is hot

>> No.6225619

>>6225577
Im okay being a tool for Gura

>> No.6225620

>>6225577
We all are a tool of a higher power, chumbud, often against our will or even without knowing. Rejoice in being aware and loving your actual master instead.

>> No.6225692
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>>6225529
What conversation are you talking about?

>> No.6225711
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>>6224622
cunnywhipped....

>> No.6225716
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[ERROR]

https://youtu.be/uBAQN0Ictoo

>> No.6225748
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>>6225620
I want to be my own master

>> No.6225759

>>6225711
If it's Gura's cunny, GLADLY.

>> No.6225791

>>6225748
Maybe on an uninhabited island.

>> No.6225792
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[ERROR]

>> No.6225802

>>6225711
ARMPITS ARMPITS ARMPITS ARMPITS ARMPITS ARMPITS ARMPITS ARMPITS ARMPITS ARMPITS

>> No.6225806

>>6225615
and we will never hear he speak like that again

>> No.6225822

>>6225711
I willingly choose to lose to this cunny

>> No.6225854

>>6225822
Gura's fans are brats and Gura is a brat, how does it work when both sides want to lose

>> No.6225874

>>6212161
please explain why you bothered with derailing threads so much?

>> No.6225889

>>6225854
Somehow we've worked ourselves into a situation where even if everyone loses, we still all win.

>> No.6225896

> new IP

>> No.6225963

>>6225854
Being a switch is great in that aspect. If she want to be a brat all the time, I still win

>> No.6225966
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Uoooohhhh feet official

>> No.6226028

>>6225966
>curled toes
>shoes discarded AS THEY SHOULD BE
>floaty on one ankle
>bloop in the bubble WHERE HE BELONGS
yes I like this, it almost makes up for her killing me in the other picture

>> No.6226102

>>6225966
Look at her squishing her cute little cheek

>> No.6226113

>>6225966
Look at this so-called "gem of the sea"

>> No.6226122

>>6226102
Hope you ordered the mousepad so you can squish her cheeks too

>> No.6226135
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>>6225716
>Ame gets the Canadian-style body
lol

>> No.6226137

>>6226122
I wouldn't be a true chumbud if I didn't

>> No.6226141

>>6226113
UOOOOOOOOH

>> No.6226162

>>6226122
Im saving my money for one

>> No.6226267

>>6226162
save fast. my spare isn't going up on ebay or mandarake any time soon.

>> No.6226361

>>6218128
>>6218205
>>6219730
>>6219741
good news, it's uncensored and with a background now in pixiv 91090943.

>> No.6226391
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[ERROR]

>>6225966
Why does Bloop have feet?

>> No.6226402
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How would you guys feel if HoloEN gen 2 completely blows the entirety of gen 1 out of the water in terms of talent and stream quality?

I feel like Gura wouldn't care that much and would keep doing things at her own pace.

>> No.6226427

>>6226361
uoooooooooooooh

>> No.6226455

>>6226427
do you like the peeing version better or the non-peeing version?

>> No.6226467
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>>6226402
Wouldn't matter to me. I'm dedicated to this shark. She's more than an entertainer to me.

>> No.6226483
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>>6226455
peeing. obviously.

>> No.6226502

>>6226483
based

>> No.6226550

>>6226402
Would be great if the grey names fucked off. They don't give her money anyways and more shark for me.

>> No.6226553

>>6225966
Now don't get me wrong, I love loli, but this is slightly more childlike than what I like seeing Gura as. Still great art and appreciate the feet, though.

>> No.6226579

>>6226550
every green name was gray once

>> No.6226588

>>6226483
I had been looking for that image, thanks for posting it.

>> No.6226635

>>6226402
I don't think it would change much, they will be new friends for Gura. It might even take some pressure off of Gura if they do well.
although she is getting more confident already and starting to embrace her popularity more which is nice

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