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Do you have strength and courage to claim your girl, anon?

>> No.6158026
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Depends on how canon you view the Haachama arc

>> No.6158040

Rank the Holos based on Ring Fit ability

>> No.6158051

>>6157997
NO, will defeat her but after that will make her fall in love with me then claim her as mine

>> No.6158067

>>6157997
I am sure i could curb stomp Rikka by size alone but i don't really wanna marry him

>> No.6158121

>>6157997
I could probably beat coco considering I have a gun and am taller than her

>> No.6158209

>>6158121
We talk fair fight here. So if you have a gun, she gonna have one as well. And this is where size matters not (in fact, being taller puts you in a bit of disadvantage in a gunfight)

>> No.6158257

Is Hologra considered canon? If so, my oshi can lift and throw a giant boulder and circumnavigate the world in under 10 seconds. If not, I'm confident I could win.

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Either way, I am a winner. The fight is about having sex and the loser is whoever passes out first.

>> No.6158310

>>6158040
1-korone
2-everyone else
3-Annoying baby princess

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>>6157997
Not a chance, but I’d die happy being killed by her in the process.

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I should come out on top despite my injuries. She doesn't have hysteric strength like Yuno Gasai after all.

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If i can't out-fight her then i will out-smart her.

>> No.6158585

>>6158310
>>6158040
>ring fit
not the best measure
Nene got pretty winded but from what Lamy told us she is pretty fit and muscular

>> No.6158640
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Probably, if I could find her...

>> No.6158794
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In a fist fight?
Maybe

With her actual powers?
no way

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How can I even win against someone who can time travel?

>> No.6158942

>>6158585
Well what other metric can be used?

>> No.6158947

Aki is super fit and quite strong so it depends on the rules, it it's hand to hand I'd win but if it was with melee weapons but no armor she'd win

>> No.6158954

>>6158585
Korone is overall the most fit, Korone > your oshi.

>> No.6158967

>>6158831
She's a time traveler, not a mind reader. Sucker punch her.

>> No.6159008

>>6158942
3D streams and how active they are during it.
>>6158954
Korone,Aki and Nene seem to be some of the most fittest holos
which dosen't mater since i just need to act the right way to make Nene submit and even losing would still mean that i become her husband

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>fistfighting Roboco

I can take a blow, sure, but those metal arms would probably take me out instantly. Maybe slap her butt for massive weakpoint damage?

>> No.6159092

Realistically I don't see myself losing to Korone and she's the toughest of them so take that into consideration with your oshi.
Also, keep in mind that due to a combination of hormones and muscle distribution, when a man and a woman are exactly the same height, weight, age, and physical fitness, the man is effectively 3 times stronger than the woman. Girls are not hard to beat in a fair fight

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This midget wouldn't stand a chance.
But I couldn't bring myself to hurt her.

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The average weight for someone around 141 cm tall is 75-80 lbs
As long as I manage to get a good grab of her, I can easily pin her down and into submission.

>> No.6159259

>>6159092
there are no women in hololive tho, only men, most of which are former UFC fighters

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>>6159249
what if she pins you down instead?

>> No.6159307

>>6159133
are you that anon that only has a membership of hers?
i watcher some of her streams and video because of you. she is cute !

>> No.6159314

>>6159058
Fridge magnet to CPU

>> No.6159403

>>6159301
Considering I'm 6'0, just under 200 lbs, and work out fairly regularly;
I could still overpower her, even in a near worse-case scenario.

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>>6159307
I have Anya membership too. I'm glad you enjoyed them anyway.

>> No.6159533

>>6159403
Alright what if she had a gun and you didn't?

>> No.6159616

>>6159533
Well, then that wouldn't be a "Fair Fight", would it?
Depends on how good her shot is. I give myself a 45% chance of winning.

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ADHD bear with Strong Zero onboard OP, please nerf

>> No.6159734

>>6159314
That assumes you can find it. It might not be in her head and you got exactly one shot before she goes and probably accidentally breaks some of your bones.
Also it's likely got a Faraday Cage to deal with EMF

>>6158954
Also she knows how to box. So you go in too stupid she's gonna just have you on the ground like she's Tyson in his prime. Then she bites off your yubis

>> No.6159983

>>6159734
>Also she knows how to box. So you go in too stupid she's gonna just have you on the ground like she's Tyson in his prime. Then she bites off your yubis

please anon, I can only get so erect

>> No.6160331

>>6157997
I would NEVER raise a hand against my oshi. Dying a miserable virgin is a fate preferable to that.

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>>6160331
Same. Pic related.

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>>6157997
We shall wrestle on stage and on bed.

>> No.6162924

>>6157997
Marine has no chance

>> No.6163009

>>6157997
I have the courage, at least. If I fail, Noel breaks every bone in my body with her mace, so I still win.

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I don't care how strong she is, i will keep fighting

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>>6157997
Strength? No idea
Courage? I'll bash Noel's head in if it means she tells me ''good fight anon''.

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>Ironmouse

I don't think I could beat myself to beat up the terminally ill.

>> No.6163517

>>6163399
You won't need to, just cough in her general direction and you win. Unfortunately, you may not be able to enjoy your victory for very long.

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I don't think it would be possible to beat the clown in single combat, she'd win every time with the power of slapstick

>> No.6169725

I don't have an oshi, haha. Who do I fight instead?

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>>6157997
>A clumsy, top-heavy woman almost a full foot shorter than me
I give myself good odds.

>> No.6177088

>>6157997
>aqua
I can pick her up with one hand, but I would probably just hug her until she gives up.

>> No.6177106

>>6169725
All of them at the same time

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>polka
yeah i'm dead

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im die

>> No.6178231

>>6157997
>Ina
I either get a wife or get beaten by Ina, win win

>> No.6178344

If any of you faggots thinks they couldn't beat up a tiny Japanese woman, go ahead and kill yourself.

>> No.6178449
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I genuinely don't know. Half the time she acts like a pushover, the other half she seems suspiciously knowledgeable on stuff like how to hurt people badly and in ways they wouldn't recover from. She's also boxed in the past and I don't know how much of that stuck with her.
But if it means getting her out of that hellhole I'll do my absolute best.

>> No.6178496

>>6158831
hahah what if she went back in time to all the most important momments of your life and made it so you are extremelyt attractred to her and would do anything for her even though you haetd heer before hahah what if you knew someothing was one wrong but still loved h3er and couldnt figure it out haha>?

>> No.6178504

How the fuck am I supposed to beat up a robot?

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>>6178344

>> No.6178567

>>6178504
Hold down the power button

>> No.6178634

>>6158454
Maybe she hasn't been pushed far enough yet.

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Not even gonna try.

>> No.6178866

>>6178496
meds, anon

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> noodle arms
Easy.

>> No.6179306

>>6157997
I see Rushia will be conceiving my child before the night is over, then.

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My oshi has a black belt so I'll just die

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>>6157997
As long as Marine isn't planning on some Keijo!!!!!!!! shit then I win.
>fair fight
So I win.

>> No.6179432

>>6178449
Is this the South African girl? If so she has experience defending her family farm from literal genocidal niggers.

The only girls with good odds in this thread are the ones who realize that the only way a girl is beating a man is by grabbing a weapon and going for the balls or throat.

>> No.6179575

>Rushia
I have literally 200lbs and over 2 feet on her. If it's a fair fight she has literally no chance

>> No.6179746

>>6179432
That's the one, though by now there's at least 8 SA vtubers that I know of. She's the only boer though. Keeps a knife around her at all times too.

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Despite being an android, I suspect her aptitude at fighting will be worse than mine, so my chances of winning should be pretty good.

When I do win, though, I'll see to it that she learns how to fight.

>> No.6180201

>>6158831
I feel like fighting ame would lead to a "IT WAS ME BARRY" moment

>> No.6190562

what does a fair fight entail, what ruleset?

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