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What would you do if you were her father?

>> No.60904021

>>60903998
beat her

>> No.60904032

take her to church

>> No.60904051
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60904051

Tell her to eat some more meat and eat some goddamn fucking fruit every once in a while you undernourished retard.

>> No.60904075

>>60903998
Fuck her mother as loudly as possible when she's staying over.

>> No.60904077

>>60903998
Raise her not to be a stinky fujo otaku

>> No.60904081

>>60903998
Find a good Japanese dude who will treat her like a princess she is.

>> No.60904201

>>60904081
Nah you'd have to settle for a gaijin like me because I would sweep her off her feet.

>> No.60904253

>>60903998
ask her why she became white

>> No.60904260

>>60903998
>Fix her sleep schedule
>Fix her nutrition diet
>Force her to do regular exercise
>Warn her about about "Yellow Fever"
>Make her the best girl in the world

>> No.60904385

>>60904201
You need to be Japanese to marry my daughter.
Mind you I am an amateur Kickboxer and am pretty good at Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Muay Thai

>> No.60904485

>>60903998
turn the family tree into a circle

>> No.60904526

>>60903998
Incest

>> No.60904528

>>60903998
Unfortunately for Irys all my incest fantasies have me as the son/grandson/nephew/little brother.

>> No.60904705

>>60903998
Tell her that I am proud of her sister, you can thank me later for her going to you to be appreciated IRyStocrats

>> No.60904716

>>60904385
Okay i'll just shoot you lol

>> No.60904727

>>60903998
Tell her to become a doctor like her sister

>> No.60904729

>>60903998
take away her switch

>> No.60904785

>>60903998
Spoil her

>> No.60904900 [DELETED] 

>>60904051
>undernourished
She’s a fat fucking pig.
If I were her father, I’d make pig noises every time she walked in the kitchen, and beeping noises when she backed up.

>> No.60904989

>>60904900
That's definitely father behavior right there, pretty good.

>> No.60905165

>>60903998
Make her call me Dadrys

>> No.60905260

Spoil her so rotten that she would never even dream of moving out.

>> No.60905314

IRyStodegens are such a fascinating breed.

>> No.60905403

>>60903998
Marry her mom

>> No.60905550

>>60903998
Forbid her from cursing on stream

>> No.60906253

>>60903998
I just noticed she stole Kiaras hat, wtf.

>> No.60906869

>>60903998
Rape

>> No.60906952

>>60903998
Have sex with her mom

>> No.60909851

>>60903998
Incest nakadashi

>> No.60909899

>>60903998
I would give her my "thing". If you know what I mean

>> No.60910115

>>60904021
>beat her
fpbp

>> No.60910265

>>60904081
>a good Japanese dude
These days? None exist.

>> No.60910925

>>60904081
a good japanese dude works 15 hours a day and only interacts with his wife regarding housekeeping and business arrangements

>> No.60910929

>>60903998
Support her in her endeavors and be glad she has found a way to support herself doing something she seems to enjoy.

>> No.60911604

>>60910929
>doing something she seems to enjoy
Like sitting on my dick

>> No.60911652

>>60903998
Find another oshi since Gura has been MIA, if he hasn't already.

>> No.60912241

>>60903998
extra late term abortion

>> No.60912475

>>60903998
R

>> No.60912606

>>60903998
If I were her father she would have liked Christmas. It's crazy how shit a dad her real dad is. Adults that say they hate Santa really mean their parents suck. Though, she also wears ice so they had coin. No idea how those two things can exist in one person... That aside, I would have made her work out at least 3 days a week. She is dangerously weak and unflexible.

>> No.60912662
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60912662

>>60903998

"Irys, you are dumb as a donkey and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers to take you home for a candybar, take the chance."

>> No.60912682

>>60903998
Be happy that I raised a hard working daughter.

>> No.60912852

>>60912662
KEK

>> No.60913195

>>60912662
kek

>> No.60913305

>>60912682
She makes me hard

>> No.60913462

>>60903998
Not be Catholic and be pretty proud of her.

>> No.60913626
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60913626

>>60903998
Force her to
>Eat healthy
>take 2 days breaks in a week with zero work
>Take singing classes and musical composition classes
>Sleep 8 hours each day
>Wash all her laundry and smell her used pantsus
>Give her every night a tea with sleeping pills
>Lick her pussy every night until she pee herself
>Bite her clitoris and nipples every night to stimulate it
>Make her breakfast every morning
>Give her goodbye kisses on her cheek when I have to go to work

>> No.60913734

>>60903998
I would "discipline" her in some very "special" ways

>> No.60913946

>>60903998
unspeakable things

>> No.60914100

>>60903998
At this point? After all the pampering? Continue to pamper her. The way she and Pikamee talk about their fathers is so sweet, I don't want to change anything for them. But for real, make her eat a pepperoni pizza with me, NO pineapple or spinach.

>> No.60914209

>>60904385
BOOM oblique kick the knee

>> No.60915088

>>60903998
If I remember correctly, IRyS enjoyed this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUqBR6S4i5g

>> No.60915216

>>60903998
KISS her passionately

>> No.60915336

>>60903998
If my daughter became a vtuber i would feel like a failure, even if she was a popular one like Gura.

>> No.60915398

>>60915336
Why? She'd be fawned upon by thousands upon thousands of men from all across the globe.

>> No.60915646

>>60915398
You just said why. Vtubing is essentially online geishas. People aren't watching her because she sings so well or something, they watch her as emotional and physical fap material. Not too mention how dyke fillwd the whole industry is.

>> No.60915668

>>60903998
inbreed

>> No.60915700

>>60904081
>Japanese dude
>treating their women like princesses

lol

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60915856

>>60904385
>Mind you I am an amateur Kickboxer and am pretty good at Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Muay Thai

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60916165

>>60904526
>>60906869
>>60909851
>>60909899
>>60912475
>>60913626
>>60913734
>>60913946
>>60915216
>>60915668
>If I had a daughter I'd RAPE HER
Never reproduce.

>> No.60916198

Ground her for being a stinky fujoshi

>> No.60916244

>>60916165
Not like they have a chance to anyway

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>>60903998

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