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A thread for the sneaky beaky reapy, Mori Calliope

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Why's it gotta be a 5am drop

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>>60837844
surely this thread will better

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>>60838166
The song is catered to a Japanese audience

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>>60837844
nobody expects death to arrive in a cardboard box

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Where's all the sneaking art?

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>>60838295
A Japanese night/afternoon drop would be fine for me, but middle of the afternoon is RIGHT in my sleeping hours

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>sneaky
>not a stealth thread

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>>60838257
Hopefully the delay will means they all filtered into the dozen catalog threads. I wouldn't of put "Mori" in the first post though since the types that were in the last one are the ones who get filtered by the kanji only threads.

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Preview repost from last thread
https://files.catbox.moe/1v9ezf.m4a

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>>60838372
Friday night right after most JP fans are getting off work is a good drop time honestly

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remember to love your Mori

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>>60838441
The fact its obviouslly a shitposty song now makes it about 50% better with those lyrics.

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>>60838441
it's so dumb I love it I can totally see that sneaking part become an ear worm

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>>60838384
>sneaky
>hides in a cardboard box with anime on it
Checks out

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>>60838494
did people think it wasn't going to be a shitposty song?

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>>60837844
Some indie did a cover of EoaL, give her some love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvuXpxkJFY4

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>>60838441
Honestly not as bad as expected so far. Though I can tell the track is tiktok bait.

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>>60838586
Did you see the last thread? They kept thinking it was going try to be serious like I'm Greedy.

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>>60838384
This thread is a diversion to distract from the actually thread which will show up in a few hours, also ignore what I said and check out this Mori instead

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>>60838697
Armenian morigue, my beloved

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>>60838586
I was expecting it would be something powerful and elegant, but still fun, like Sins of the Father or Snake Eater.
You know, I expected the Metal Gear Solid collab song to sound like the music from Metal Gear Solid.

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it's meh, but it's not I'm Greedy meh so I'm finding small solace in that
some variety in the beat and rap sadly doesn't save the chorus, but it is what it is

thanks hackerbeat

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>>60838751
Lmao, that thread was great one off thing. I'm amazed it survived.

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>>60837844
she's too obese to sneak

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>>60838766
fair enough, on the other hand Mori has been saying its a silly song that people will either like or hate so my expectations weren't where yours are

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really need a mori gf tbpqhwya

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>>60838441
Personally, I love it. Objectively, normalfags will hate it, they'll be livid.

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>>60838766
I guess they didn't want people comparing her with Donna Burke (a comparison that wouldn't work super favorably for Mori), but went too hard into the other direction (making it come off as "how do you do, fellow kids?")
personally I think Patterns could cook up some wild slow war rap for this and it'd have been kino, but meh

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>>60838967
It's only being marketed to JP so the only western fans who will see it are her normal fans and the ones that hate follow her.

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>>60838915
it's not that hard to get one just go hit on any Midwestern woman of European decent

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I've been fiddling with an AI generator to try and make some deadbeats (soundpost related), what do you think ?

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>>60838441
Okay this falls in line with the Paz Idol song and other dumb/funny moments, like being peed on, in MGS.

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>>60839282
make a funky dead beat

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>>60839282
>AI

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>>60839010
>Youtube search "wild slow war rap"
>first result: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2fhn1hKlQs
something like this?

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Stream tonight or nah?

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>>60839447
cheesy, but honestly I feel she could pull it off
I was thinking of something similar to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wge3m8ioAb0

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>>60839399
I know, I know, it's just something I'm doing for fun. I'm not claiming to be a genuine artist or anything (writing is my field of expertise tbdesu).

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>>60838441
Sounds like some good old cringekino, better than I expected just from looking at the lyrics.

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>>60838441
This sounds pretty fun, I'm actually a bit more optimistic now.

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Sneaking like I’m SNAKE, Everybody keep it SOLID

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>>60840071
yeah me

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AND IT WILL CUM

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>>60838441
Ok it's fucking funny and kinda slaps.

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>>60839450
maybe members
probably nothing tho

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https://youtube.com/shorts/jx9UaGX29n8?si=7gud6nnNr7k8T5Ga
Milky's got a new short.

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>>60839450
I would temper my expectations

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>>60839450
I don't think she wants to be on the internet tonight

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>>60838441
Ok yeah I think everyone was a bit overboard with the initial reaction
Like it's very obviously goof/joke song, but the production on it doesn't sound half bad

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hehehehehe yeb

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>>60838441
Fuck. It's going to be an earworm.
Sneaking-neaking-neaking-neaking

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>>60841685
If you actually go and read the lyrics of pop songs, it's pretty common that they're wacky nonsense that just sounds good. The first impression on a song like this being the lyrics transcript probably gave a false impression kek.

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>>60841815
What in the goddamn

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>>60841685
eh, no, I stand with my opinion and I still think it's gonna flop like IG, the quality is just marginally better
I just hope what she got in return was worth it and that she never works with these jiggers again

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where's the art of Mori dressed like Quiet?

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where's the art of Mori dressed like The Boss?

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>>60838441
Sounds like something she would have put out three years ago. Fine, but completely devoid of any of the vocal progress she has made in her time in Hololive

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>>60838441
>la li lu le lo
hahaha
I fucking love her god damn

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Remember to love your Mori.

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>>60842746
Yeah, like all these UMJ and Konami connections/money and they give her worse tracks than she and K's made on laptops 3 years

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>>60838441
If this is the quality of track they're paying big bucks for nowadays, I might just quit my job and download a DAW to slap random noises together

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>>60842870
Neat

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>>60842746
I mean yeah I would have definitely loved it if they did a Bond like song ala snake eater so Mori can maybe have a popular song that shows off her vocal power but oh well.

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>>60838441
I like it! It's goofy, like what I expected.

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>>60842870
>>60843116
kowaii

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>>60838441
Needs more alert sounds and "huh?"s and shit but bangs overall.

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Honestly I think I like it less than uncensored IG. At least that had some of Mori's personality in it. This just feels like a "HAHA reference to game AMIRITE"

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>>60843074
they don't, nvmbrr dude sells tracks for like 50 bucks, we already made fun of that after IG dropped

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>>60843482
"HAHA reference to game AMIRITE" totally fits with Calli's personality, though.

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>>60843482
So you want her to make a song for a game...without referencing the game?

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>>60843563
>Konami cheaping out on shit
Now we know why Metal Gear Survive turned out like it did

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>>60843315
What's wrong, Deadbeat? Why would you be scared of your Mori?

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>>60843653
nta, but I wish she got to actually... make the song

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>>60843590
>>60843653
Once or twice, perfect. When it's 80% of the song and the other 20% is repeating the word "sneaking" like you're Jimmy from South Park, it sounds retarded

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>>60843653
It can be done.
https://youtu.be/6PI-dBT7Lt4?si=FZrVwfCRu7aWX-y5

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>>60843792
Anon, have you not noticed its supposed to be a joke song? You can be unhappy its not some serious song, but for what they wanted to accomplish, it works. If you are worried this is the sponsor song they want to stick on her next EP, I'm 99% sure it isn't because she described that song as a "downer" song and this sure as hell ain't that.

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>>60843995
What if the song turns into a sad ballad towards the end?

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>>60844136
With those lyrics, it would send my sides into orbit and make it even funnier.

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All mori music is nonserious joke music, I don't know what people are talking about.

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>>60838441
I want doomposters to kill themselves this is actually fun

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>>60838824
>he didn't keep it solid
ngmi

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>>60843995
I guess. It just feels like a huge waste of an amazing opportunity, sounds like something Mori would make in an afternoon for a shitpost stream like the Sheriff Song

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>>60843995
there are good joke/parody songs, and then they are those where the author cannot do justice to source material so they leaned into "funny" as cope
right now I'm seeing lots of the latter, but once again - that's on the Nvmbree and Zulu, not on the unlucky performer

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>>60844381
its what they wanted. plus its another stepping stone for bigger opportunites

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>>60844381
Like I said, It's what they wanted. Mori never been one to take herself 100% serious so she has no problem making joke songs. She also said from the start that this was going to be silly before we even knew what this was going to be for.

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>>60844671
I'm just hoping for a day where he gets clear garbage like this in front of her and feels confident/influential enough to go "no, we gonna do it my way" and comes out with something incredible

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My birthday merch and all the 3D showcase debut merch is on its way!

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I think a lot of you are trying too hard to praise it. It's not bad and it's fun, but it's remarkably lower quality than the direct and recent comparison you can make to it in Future Island

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Ngl I don't even think it's a good "joke song". IBR, guh, and Huge W all have far better tracks and lyrics

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>>60844879
I'm reserving my final judgement until I hear it in full, but I do think that Future Island's hook was catchier
>>60845000
IBR was one of the best tracks off of Sinderella and I'm tired of pretending its not

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>>60844811
Eh, that will never happen for stuff like this, they will just get someone else who will do it. Much bigger mainstream names have done similar joke songs for sponsorship deals.

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>>60844879
I feel there's some people expressing their relief and some trying their best to push back against shitposting because they're just not that invested into the music side or just like everything Mori puts out by default
there's very little legitimate "yeah, this is great, more of this"

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>>60845064
Yeah, basically no one is asking her to do more songs in this style. For what it is, it works fine.

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>>60845000
>Forgeting the kino that is CRRRRIIINGE COOOOORE!
I shiggy diggy

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>>60845064
>there's very little legitimate "yeah, this is great, more of this"
You're completely wrong considering Jigoku6 was literally that. Fuck off

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>>60845221
learn to read anon, he's talking about the reaction to this release

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>>60845000
If guh is a joke, it's not really funny as much as genuinely awesome.

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>>60845143
I love Cringecore so much that I don't even consider it a joke song. Also she randomly flexed some of her best vocals ever in that song instead of the generic rap we got in this one

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>>60844879
I just like what I've heard so far. Sneaky-eaky-eaky is dumb but an ear worm and MGS1_type_beat.wav is fun

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Silly question, is there a good site to view translated Mori vocals?

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>>60845351
Yeah, if people want to compare it to I'm Greedy, that is one thing IG was missing for a song of that type.

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I think the fact that she's completely off the internet today speaks for how she feels about the song

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>>60845540
Or she is sleeping since she was still awake like 6 hours ago replying to people on twitter.

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>>60845540
Mori hates Future Island confirmed

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It's good enough to smile at, and I already know that expectations on songs she has no creative control on should be moderated. It would have been nice if it was a song that made full use of her abilities, but Konami wanted what it wants, and if they're happy that's what matters most. The "I'm Greedy"s are what allow Mori to do things like J6 and the upcoming sololive. That's what being part of a label is like, it's not only pros, but I think those pros are well worth the cons, when the cons are doing a silly song about my favorite video game series instead of more refined one.
Shit, just thinking of the MGS playthroughs makes me happy. She covered a bunch of One Piece OPs as part of that promo, I'm kinda wondering if she might karaoke Snake Eater at some point.

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>>60845948
>Konami wanted what it wants
I kinda don't think this was the case, this feels like it was largely done by the two wannabe gangster rappers they hired for the track and lyrics

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>spiderman released a hotfix/optimization fix just today

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>>60846161
I'm surprised it took this long for someone to make this

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>>60841815
wtf

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is every mori song not a joke song?

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>>60846161
SOUL but I can only understand like half of it, kek

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>>60846564
You outed yourself as a threadshitter long ago, go try this in one of your 5 bait threads

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I get that there are a lot of 4chan boomers around these parts with a hate boner for anything "trap" adjacent, but I ask that you have an open mind. I'm Greedy slaps, it lets Mori show her cheeky side and have fun with the braggadocio, and I have a great time rapping along to it whenever I listen. We all know these tracks aren't Mori's main genre by any means and they're just silly and fun. It's really not that serious, and even if (You) can't get over yourself, just take solace in the fact that this collab is yet another stepping stone in her meteoric journey to the top of the Japanese entertainment industry

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What did Mori mean by this?

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>>60846790
It's an objectively lazy and boring track with repetitive lyrics that Mori herself makes fun of. Cheese is literally the only thing memorable about it

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>>60846161
This anon's got fucking soul

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>>60845064
I feel like people are being overly harsh because they saw "MGS" and wanted a Donna Burke- tier vocal ballad, and anything less than that would be a "disappointment" in their eyes
So the fact that not only is *not* that, but also it's a jokey/comedically song has just deflated a lot of those guys, to the point where some of you are just out-and-out resentful against it, as evidenced by people rushing to use "I'm Greedy" as some sorta bad-faith cudgel
Just in this thread only I've seen;
>"IT'S A BAD SONG!"
>"O-ok well it's a joke song, but it's a BAD joke song, too many references!"
>Ok well, the song maybe serviceable but it's a wasted opportunity!"
>"Ok well it's what they wanted but did anyone ask for it!?"
Like after a certain point you just have to take it at face value instead of worrying about "what coulda shoulda been", it's a silly song for a silly series and that's ok
The reactions/opinions I've seen in the past 10 hours are frankly WAY too fucking reactionary and inflammatory for a song nobody has actually even heard yet, and a song that in-of-itself is basically just a ditty for a commercial

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>>60846822
dethclock is the one true ship

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>>60847076
There are anons that may not genuinely like it, but any reactions here in the last 24hrs are not to be taken seriously as evidenced by the blatant anti posting and high IP count last thread.

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>>60847303
*blocks your path*

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>>60846969
Next time Mori performs it I'll be singing along to every word while all the other deadbeats moan about it

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>>60847076
Anyone who thought this wasn't going to be a silly/joke song must never watch streams. She repeatedly said it was going to be a silly song for the last month or so.

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>>60846822
this artist made a mori lean reference recently

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>>60847076
Agreed, but it's a genuinely terrible direction for Konami to have taken. It's like buying a really nice steak (Mori) but then boiling it instead of grilling it (having her do a joke song that doesn't fully utilize her talents) and serving it with canned green beans (Chaki Zulu and Nvmbrr)

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>>60847381
I have a dynamic IP so you can put that cope to rest

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>>60847502
the lean thing was funny, i dont care if mori did it on purpose or really didnt know but I fondly remember those few hours

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>>60847434
>Next time Mori performs it
So never?

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>>60847076
Speaking of Donna Burke, I just found out she was a part of a shtipost rap about James Bond.
https://youtu.be/ygArYDrVDJk?si=4MNNVMrM8B_8FvDU

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>>60847678
the more things change, the more they're the same I guess kek
goes kinda hard

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>>60847502
If you're talking about pic related, then you're retarded lol

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>>60847678
Oh no, she did a joke song! Everything she has ever done is ruined now!

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>>60847678
>moore girls than roger
rumao

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>>60847076
I would have liked to believe that spazzing out about songs before release/immediately after release would be thought of as generally ill-conceived around here after the last three or four times it happened. Maybe it'll stick this time

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>Really like End of a Life, Bully, Red, etc.
>just came to realize I haven't vibed with a single thing shes done in the past year+
I think objectively overall she's gotten better but man, my taste in music is just fucking awful maybe. How do I fix it? I just want to enjoy this stuff but somethings holding me back.

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>>60847633
Unless you a purposefully ban evading it won't change on its own for several weeks or months. Even then you wouldn't account for the 40+ extra IPs last thread.

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>>60847678
holy kek, why do I feel like there's a non-zero chance that this inspired the people at Konami to come up with Sneaking? That chorus is actually kino

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqr_98WU39I

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Found a cover of Mori's song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvuXpxkJFY4

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>>60848829
Yeah, it was posted earlier.

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It unironically should have been a Calvin song

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>>60848829
Another pink woman added to the army

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Rev has got to be the single worst thing plaguing vtuber communities.
Everything has to be an "own" or a "win".
Its so lazy and pathetic.

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>>60848705
buy an ad rev

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>>60848705
Isn't he deadbeat?

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>>60848111
Stop posting wojaks for starters

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>>60849384
ok

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>>60848162
All I have to do is not post for a few minutes and I get a new IP. I've been watching it go up per post for months
This one might even be new, if >>60849384 wasn't

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>>60849500
You would be getting service disruptions literally constantly if that was the case. I'd get a new ISP if mine would do that.

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I think its at least better than the song eminem did for the venom movie

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>>60849811
https://youtu.be/8CdcCD5V-d8?si=nwXFg0yxUs75WRJE&t=100
God, the way Eminem says **Venom** made me and my friends laugh so hard in the theater.
Also no, Venom is probably a better song considering the bit of Sneaking that got leaked.

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>>60847606
>food analogy

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I kind of miss schedules and being able to free up time to watch a stream. Especially since I'm finally free this weekend and she's gone with no word or news on streams

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Lmao, atleast the stuff that's been happening in global the last couple days has been a good distraction from the shitposting here.

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>>60850788
go back

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I feel bad because she's 100% gonna get more twitter antis over this kek.
I hope it at least sounds good because those lyrics man.....
At least she's getting paid probably some pretty big bucks for it and if it makes it into the collection imma laugh my ass off

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>>60847606
>Mori
>nice streak
>not rotten tuna

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>>60838766
Same, yeah. I was hoping it would be along those lines, and after listening to the preview, I don’t like it much. I’d have preferred something that would really let her show off her singing.

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>>60850839
No, but I'll continue to laugh at how 20 minutes of a couple anons gay posting seems to inoculate global from shitposting for a few hours for some reason.

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The people she was afraid of not liking it and being upset wasn't normalfags but us

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Oh her metal gear thing was just a sponsored shill song to promote the MGS3 remake. I thought she would play the series.

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Konami did this to spite kojima right? I'm pretty sure kojima would have picked pekora for something like this but since konami hates his guts they went with mori.

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>>60851142
I think everyone but a select few will be kind of turned off by both the lyrics and track

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>>60851203
She is going to play it as well. Doesn't come out until the 24th though and she will be back home by then.

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>>60851092
>>not rotten tuna
Anon....you're confusing Mori with your mother's used up pussy again......

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>>60847076
>people rushing to use "I'm Greedy" as some sorta bad-faith cudgel
same people worked on it, it was bad, what we've seen of Sneaking is not inspiring much confidence
that's all that I can say about it right now

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>>60851256
You already tried this yesterday and it didn't work. Go back to the catalog

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I think mori should invent electroswing in the velvet room for the p3 remake

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Literally repeat of posts that happened last thread, all in short order after the thread being dead for a bit. Yep.

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>>60851376
I would love that because it'd make a lot of people seethe. It'd be funny

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>>60851138
Well she said multiple times on stream that it would be a more comedic light song so you’re just a fucking retard.

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>>60851415
I was clearing some stuff in AC6, seen a (You) and replied
song still seems ass, but I'm gonna focus on beating the triple AC fight instead of lamenting it, won't even be around for the premiere cause of an early work shift swap

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>>60851376
>electroswing
I hope history memory hole's this genre of music

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>>60851256
>I'm pretty sure kojima would have picked pekora
You guys know Kojima retweeted stuff about Anya when she was playing Death Stranding 2 years ago, right? lol

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>>60851497
that's when we initially hoped for Panty and Stocking
no one really assigned "oh, Mori singing a shitpost song, think it's gonna be MGS?" until she started quoting Snake and talking about one game marathon over a week

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>>60851516
Caravan Palace is back to making new music anon, it's not going anywhere.

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>>60851577
No not really. PSG2 stuff was like 3 posts in the last few weeks.

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>>60851577
Well she explicit said she is not involved in PSG2 at all so you’re even more of a retard.
Also >we

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>>60851306
Why are you projecting your mother onto mine? I'm not your brother.

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>>60851577
>one game marathon over a week
>>60851577
ive never played but arent metal gear games 75% cutscenes and 24% running around and 1% ps1 gimmicks

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>>60851529
Also showed up in Aki's chat when she was playing Death Stranding

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>>60851778
Anon, replying to a "your mother" joke with what is effectively a "no u" just shows it really bothered you.

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>>60847471
I feel like I coincidentally missed every single stream where she talked about it, do you remember specific ones? I think part of my disappointment is that I genuinely never heard her say it was a funny little song. Missed all the Minecraft ones this month, biboo armored core, and a suika game.

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>>60850905
I know her twitter antis are still out there whining about everything she does but I feel like they lost a lot of visibility when qrts got nuked/hidden

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>>60851891
For real? How'd I never heard about this lmao

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>>60851902
It shows that he was wrong and in need of correction.

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>>60852139
No, it shows that you subconsciously know your mom's pussy smells like a fish market and felt the need to defend her with that weakass comeback lol

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>>60852139
That post...really does not help your case. Ignoring "your mother" jokes and continuing what you were doing is literally the only option

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Threadly reminder Ignore, hide, report

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Apparently there is going to be a takamori panel in December
>>60853000

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>>60853097
Guess the duo song is coming out around then.

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>>60853097
>holo FE fangame
isnt that us?

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>>60853298
There is a chadcast con thing in November so maybe that song will release around then too

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so are you guys gonna take your bad opinions to Mori and let her know how you would have made the song or how you wish someone else was in charge or are you going to support her on it like she asked you
you know, the ONE thing she asked of you

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>>60853852
idk but you talk like a retard please stop

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>>60853852
Does Mori want us lying about how we feel about it more than our honest opinions?

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>>60854644
do you honestly think she needs feedback on a catchy joke song
she'll ask if she does

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>>60853852
I am waiting until the release and then I will decide what I will do. If its actually fun then I will listen plenty and tell her she did a good job, and if its kinda shit then I will not force myself to listen to it. I will just ignore its existence and move on, its hardly the last song Mori will ever make after all. I will not blow smoke and tell her things I do not believe about one of her songs. I will praise her music when I like it and if I don't like it I will simply wait until she makes the next song I love.

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>>60854644
Knowing how self-critical she is, Mori is already aware of all the feedback we could come up with. Best thing to do is just enjoy it for what it is, the outcome wasn't in her hands.

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>>60853298
Really? Do I have Mori's upcoming song releases mixed up? I know the Takamori song only got approved somewhat recently but I thought it was slated to come out this month

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>>60855274
That wasn't co firmed to be the takamori song, just very likely. It could technically be the CHADcast song too

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>>60853097
That's old news

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im starting to think the rainforest original might not even be real...

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>>60855367
Considering that Kiara has multiple times alluded to and made direct mention of something with Mori releasing soon, and Mori saying that the song has been conceptualized since 2021 (ie, before CHaDcast was an official thing), I think the only thing that indicates it might not be Takamori is Mori herself not outright saying so

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first try, baby
cleared the ice worm and integration programs too, so nearly full part set and full tuning, might go back and start S-ranking some stuff I left behind
still wondering how we gonna S-rank mission 0 tho, that kit needs to work so damn hard to catch up to the heli

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>>60855588
I was just saying it was a possibility since Mori said she got the ok for something and IRyS no longer has her shit management to get in the way of things anymore.

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>>60854815
i dont think anyone is saying lie if you dont like itbut probably at least wait a little bit before telling her everything you think is wrong with it, though I dont think most deadbeats would do that

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think we'll be getting any watchalongs during this trip

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>>60856152
why do you say that

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>>60855850
I honestly not gonna bother, I think numbers gonna speak for themselves like with Greedy
there's no need to rub it in, she saw how spamming MVs lowered the value of each one and brought up the topic herself, same with getting dragged into doing trap rap, same with messy 3DMV direction

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>>60856182
I dunno i kinda think this one could blow up

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>>60856182
So all your big talk was for nothing then. Pussy ass bitch. I for one think it sounds fun so far. I'm gonna continue to enjoy it when the full version comes out while you sit in your little corner.

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>>60855458
It's real in our hearts

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>>60856347
cool
I'll hope it does better than it seems and just shake my head to myself if it's passed by 15 other MVs like ET the Alien

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>>60856272
I dunno maybe if it was on a different channel the youtube algo fucking hates mori these days, I expect it maybe to do as well as future island did on her channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWNn24KHPRQ&ab

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the funny/sad thing, the real meme about MGS is that for all the goofy stuff in it, it treats itself with incredible seriousness and pathos (including its iconic music tracks), so Konami deciding to push for an outright meme song really feels like one final piss taken at Kojima's corpse

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>>60856683
>the funny/sad thing, the real meme about MGS is that for all the goofy stuff in it, it treats itself with incredible seriousness and pathos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPBiO7WiQU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qTgagFaAA0

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>>60856683
There is a character whose entire gimmick is shitting himself who is plot critical and ends up marrying Meryl.
There is a boss whose gimmick is THE BEES.
The first games boss squad had a guy called fat man who tossed bombs while on roller skates.
One of the supporting characters of MGSV founded McDonalds if I remember correctly.
Revolver Ocelot hypnotised himself into thinking the ghost of Liquid was possessing him through the arm Revolver took off him.

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>>60856922
>>60857196
you're just posting things that are played absolutely straight
hell, even in MGR Raiden goes from wearing a poncho and sombrero as a disguise to deliberating the fate of child soldiers
there's no laughtracks or lampshade hanging, everything plays out as if it's exactly how the characters would behave in a given situation and the seriousness of their intentions is never directly put in question

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>>60857196
>One of the supporting characters of MGSV founded McDonalds if I remember correctly.
Kaz created the chemical burger, yes

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anyway, I still raise the notion that the Lord of the Board entry this year should be a skeleton in Snake's uniform wearing a Strawhat
maybe with "Buy The Blu-Ray" or NUO logo plastered on his back/chest if it's an option

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>>60857278
Playing straight add to the comedy of it dude. It's literally something a lot of comedians do.

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>>60857278
And Mori fits in well with that- a big goofball but she is dedicated to her work and is always genuine. The assignment given to her, she did her best to create a song paying homage to the games. She got to play a role in celebrating a series loved by millions. That's pretty cool.

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I don't care if it's goofy, but these lyrics just read like retarded ESL trying to sound clever

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>>60857278
>there's no laughtracks or lampshade hanging, everything plays out as if it's exactly how the characters would behave in a given situation and the seriousness of their intentions is never directly put in question
This feels like mental gymnastics to justify preemptively not liking the song because it's silly, as if MGS isn't silly, then trying excuse MGS silliness with a vague notion of being "deeper"
>>60857196
In MGS2 you fight against a boss named "Fatman" (in reference to the nuke that blew up Hiroshima) his is literally a fat, man that lays bombs around the arena but because he's fat he uses roller-skates to negative around
Starting in MGS1 every game features a scene where a character pisses their pants (because Kojima finds that funny)
In MGS2 after Otacon finds out the his last living relative was just killed by gay, romanian, vampire, him and snake do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBqV1CHhXww
In MGS3 you sneak into a Soviet military base by disguising yourself as the main villain's gay lover and it's heavily implied they practice BDSM, which leads to Snake getting caught because the villain squeezes his dick and balls and can tell it doesn't feel like normal

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>>60857278
Yeah and it's fucking retarded and that's why people love it

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1715176345129685500
BUY THE GAME

[Anonymous No.]

Now I see, you deny your Mori its purpose...

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>>60858481
You're supposed to listen to lyrics, not read them. The same way scripts are meant to be performed, not read

[Anonymous No.]

>>60857595
Are QR codes possible/allowed?

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>>60858482
Didn’t Otacon dad kill himself after Otacon fucked his wife?

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>>60858481
Anon, have you tried reading the lyrics to most MGS songs?

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>>60858651
Why did you cover my Okita in Mori?

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>>60858745
ONE DAY YOU'LL WALK THROUGH THE RAIN
ONE DAY YOU'LL FEAST ON A TREE FROG

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>>60858737
Yes, he did and this fact became even more hilarious after Peace Walker and V

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>>60858737
Yes, Huey kills himself when he finds out Hal had sex with Doctor Strangelove

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>>60858745
Yes, I love how they play into the double entendre of Snake Eater and the lyrics tie into Naked's struggles, the Boss's betrayal and Eva and Naked's relationship.

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>>60857804
Yeah but it has a trap beat which means I have to hate it and so do you

[Anonymous No.]

Man I knew the series didn't really take itself seriously, but this song making people bring up all the weird ass shit in the games all at once makes them look like a clown show. Maybe they should of got Polka instead kek.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a song release thread that doesn't suck dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>60859130
This board won't allow it. Unless she releases one without warning.

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>>60858968
Correction: Otacon fucked his stepmom, Emma's mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60859130
i want unalive 2

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>>60859291
>This board won't allow it
I won't allow it anon

[Anonymous No.]

If the song is bad then I banish the Nvmbrrfag and pull out the Mortini Henry on Chaki Zulu.

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>>60859130
The threads are bombed by antis. Especially more than usual this time because of the pomu drama.

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>>60859065
The series is dumb as fuck, but that's what makes it fun
One minute you get you a scathing political commentary, the next you get goofy shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PXOk6j_QTs

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>>60859538
No it's not. People are entitled to their opinions, even if the way they go about it is sometimes obtuse and obnoxious as fuck. Stealth threads don't work by the way. Also your mom's gay in real life

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>>60859863
There were 50 posts about twitch last thread

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>>60850905
Have some faith, lighten up, keep an open mind, stop caring about human garbage, and maybe we can actually have an enjoyable release

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>>60859927
Same shit, different night. They're locals

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what percentage of this is even a mori song if she did 0 composition and only spell checked the lyrics?

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>>60860025
Makes it as much a Mori song as any holosong not written by the talent itself, which is to say most of them

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>>60860086
Almost all of them actually.

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>>60859130
I just want a calli song that doesn't suck

[Anonymous No.]

You gotta wonder who chose the producers of this song though. I'd be pissed if I were Mori and UMJ forced them in

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>>60860330
You have literally dozens to pick from.

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>calli
Antis

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>>60859130
we were fine during Future Island, most of the covers bar idol and pretty much every single Jigoku 6 reveal (I only remember 6FU getting some minor complaints but leaving an overall good impression for what was to come and Black Sheep reveal during the event getting all praise)
but no one's gonna be hyped for I'm Sneaky, lol, people were barely hype for I'm Greedy and we didn't know what's coming back then

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>>60860330
Calli songs? Can't help you with that.
Calliope music, I got a whole playlist for you buddy.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4

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>>60860416
Bad producers can make good songs just as good producers can make bad songs, sure it may suck at first but if you ended up liking the final prodduct it doesnt really matter

[Anonymous No.]

i think cman should come back

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>>60860544
Is I'm Sneaky the defacto song title? Lol

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>>60860809
I find it extremely funny so yes (for me)

[Anonymous No.]

Mori you have to save her

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>>60860330
good thing this song is already confirmed good

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>>60860612
>Bad producers can make good songs
yeah, when they don't have creative control
which wasn't really the case here as far as we know

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>>60860920
It's kinda dumb they are forced to play the censored version.

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>>60860996
It is but this also extremely old news. I'm surprised Bae didn't already know

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>>60860544
Weird revisionism
The threads were totally dogshit during 6FU's release
Future Island was mostly fine but that largely in part to the fact we couldn't actually hear the song/read the lyrics until a about a day or 2 after the Ad aired and Mori streaming so we actually had stuff to talk about (The threads were still kinda shitty cuz that one schizo who blows a gasket whenever she's not in japan was sperging out, because Mori described EN as her "teammates" rather than "family" and some schizo tried to make a big deal outta that)
Carousel was mostly ok because every was busy to trying to figure who the guest feature, even then we got plagued by numberfags doomposting cuz Mori's karaoke was getting overlapped by Shiori's
Black Sheep was probably the only release where there was no shitposting, but I can't help but feel that's because we already knew what the song sounded like and people were busy yelling at UMJ for release her EP a day earlier again

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>>60860996
what game?

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>>60861494
Seriously. I think the last time we had a good thread during a song release was the C-man stuff because how fucking funny it was and it wasn't a serious release.

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>>60861680
Resident Evil 2 Remake.

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>>60861494
and you completely missed the point that for the most part, there was very little complaints about the quality of the song themselves
the last one where there was a serious debate on that was IDOL due to being obviously rushed
comparatively, the Internet Yamero had a nearly unanimous positive reception and most of the arguing was outside of the thread and artificial, completely in relation to the MV

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>>60860544
>I only remember 6FU getting some minor complaints but leaving an overall good impression for what was to come
I mean, a while after releasing people eventually came around to liking the song but during release there was way more shitposting than just minor complaints and if anything enabled a lot of doomposting about how it was a bad impression of the EP to come

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>>60861848
I thought Mori played the uncensored version

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what I will think if her next release outdoes J6. Because I didn't think her next release was going to outdo Sinderella (at least the songs I entirely liked.) She really is improving at an incredible pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60861680
Suika

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>>60861848
Mori played the uncensored version though, I remember thinking it was cute how the JP bros were sugoi posting in chat because of the gore.

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>>60861855
>and you completely missed the point that for the most part, there was very little complaints about the quality of the song themselves
No I didn't?
6FU was totally fucking nit picked to death, everything from it's production, to the lyrics, to even the fuck MV had people bitching about it
I also made sure to specifically point out part of the reason there was no bitching about Future Island is because it's release conditions were wildly different than the norm, we didn't actually get to hear song to about 2 days after it played on the big screen, and there zero build up for it, the One Piece channel just dropped it on their channel, and we all spent that time before then skimming through JPbeats tweet's to get an idea what it sounded like
In fact, I think this release would've been similarly tranquil if they hadn't put the lyrics and writers in the description, cause now whole a bunch of retards have decided a song they've at best, heard about 30 seconds of is going to be her worst/2nd worst song based entirely off of a straight-faced reading of the lyrics and because a person credited on working on the song also worked on another song they didn't like

[Anonymous No.]

Bluntly put, I wish songs didn't get previews.

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>>60861855
>for the most part, there was very little complaints about the quality of the song themselves
That's just a lie, there was plenty of whining and nitpicking about 6FU in these threads. I specifically remember complaints that the fast rap wasn't "melodic" enough despite fitting fine considering what the song was about. I get the impression that there's a lot of posters here annoyed that Mori is a rapper despite rapping being her thing since debut.

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>>60864048
why they generate hype
retards being faggots here should never be considered

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is this shift of calling Mori "Calli" recently? I'm serious.

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>>60864282
That's just because we have lots of tourists.

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>>60864282
Newbeats are real and must be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

There was an obnoxious cunt spamming about how Internet Yamero was a terrible choice for a cover because it would be too chaotic. Every single release has had opportunistic shitters coming here. I will never let doomposting faggots live it down about their kneejerk concerntrolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60862281
Always has been

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>>60864282
alot newfags came in with Advent debut

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>>60864282
Only brats are allowed to call her calli here and only when typed in some form of "kaylie"

[Anonymous No.]

>>60864282
Advent newfags and tourist from other boards/websites

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>>60860544
I'm hyped, fucker

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>>60864392
Yeah now that you mention I remember some guy pitched a bitch when she first teased the Internet Yamero cover in June(?)

[Anonymous No.]

What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60865574
She's using sarcasm to cope, she said the same thing with I'm Greedy about the cheese line

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>>60865691
That explains so much...
She used to be so sarcastic in the early days...

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>>60865691
Because the line is actually clever in Japanese.

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>>60865574
I unironically like the hook ngl

[Anonymous No.]

A HoloEn girl playing a game that isn't FOTM dogshit? Did I land in Bizzaro World?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60865867
Did you get lost?

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>>60865691
>to cope
retardbeats thinking SHE HATES IT already

[Anonymous No.]

>>60865574
She sounds sad

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/grubbnubs/status/1715067390730346672
Odd Mori cosplayer photo found on Twitter.

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>>60866648
Did she ever find her vape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60866648
Kek Mori when she's still at work it's a bit nippy out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60866648
>That shirt
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>60866648
I love that she just wears Mori's outfit around like it's normal
I think she's my favorite deadbeat honestly

[Anonymous No.]

Do not get too close to the fembeats. They will shank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60867238
I'm too tall for them to think I'm a threat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60867238
h-hot

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>>60866999

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>>60860996
How does that work exactly? Pavolia played it today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60867603
she has truly /become/

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>>60868009
>Pavolia

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>>60868009
I don't think I've ever seen anyone call her "Pavolia" before lol

[Anonymous No.]

Next thread, we will call all holos by their last surname

[Anonymous No.]

>>60868162
>>60868451
he comes from the pavoliapeople dimension...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60868162
>>60868451
In my defense I don't watch her regularly. But either way she played Suika today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60868451
It took be a good 10 seconds to realise who he was talking about kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60868553
Pavoholics

[Anonymous No.]

I want her to kill me with these

[Anonymous No.]

>>60860996
They did? I remember seeing her get to the scene with the dude with the torn jaw and it looked the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>60869182
She fucked up again and just decided to keep playing and just going to let the stream get privated if need be. I don't think it should be a issue since I think gura played it uncensored.

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>>60869586
Mori herself did????? What's with the tourists

[Anonymous No.]

>>60868009
Plumepals timeline meppa, Reine played Suika game for 5 hours today.

You're in the wrong timeline and the wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

That 2am release really killed my plan of getting some decent sleep before Kaela's 3D debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60870364
It's easy just don't watch the 3d wow your in the mori split what do you want, a cookie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60870694
Pls fuck off fakebeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>60870021
She had a meltdown of sorts at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

https://hololive.hololivepro.com/en/news/20231020-01-212/

[Anonymous No.]

>>60871093
>Mori in legwarmers
HOLY SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>60871093
Default Mori my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>60848162
Bro I wish. My piece of shit ISP resets mine every day, and always right when I'm in the middle of something.

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>>60871093
Choose:
>Mori and Kiara sneaking off behind the bleachers
>Mori and Suisei sneaking off into the music classroom
>Mori and Ame sneaking off into the library
>Mori and Ina sneaking off into the art classroom
>Mori and Gura sneaking off into the locker room
>Mori and Aqua sneaking off into a janitor's closet
>Mori and Towa sneaking off to the back of the bus

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>>60870996
Meltdown isn't an inaccurate description. I'd describe it as her brain broke though, it's not like she was yelling and angry, just unhinged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60871093
>slouch socks on Mori

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>>60871890
Mine won't change unless I literally get a new modem and there is a mac address change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60871093
I wonder if she will go to this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60871912
Towa isn't black

[Anonymous No.]

>>60871093
>You thought it was startend+holomyth
>actually is Deathstar+Umisea+friends

[Anonymous No.]

Right now, there's hair growing in Mori's pubic area

[Anonymous No.]

>>60872727
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>60872727
It will not survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>60872800
Damn... Mori's grooming habits are kakkoi.
That's another song I wanna hear Mori do at a karaoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60872491
Pfft. Fucking lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60847678
wtf I love Sneaking now

[Anonymous No.]

>>60857196
>The first games boss squad had a guy called fat man who tossed bombs while on roller skates.
Kek, and bethesda removed the "fat man" mini nuke launcher from its Fallout 3 JP launch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60865756
Sneakyニキ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60868551
IRyS...

[Anonymous No.]

She's about to have the biggest song she's had since debut and she spent all day today moving furniture to a storage locker.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori complimenting IRyS’s thighs
>”Oh you mean in 3D”…..either one is nice,”
>IRyS shows up in chat
I know Mori was likely referring exclusively to IRyS’s models, but I like to think IRyS has nice thighs irl that ya boy couldn’t help but admire. Also double 3k scores in one stream, the “last” suika game stream Mori went crazy mode.

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>>60871093
>smpeampe
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

You don't have the balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>60871093
Literal child proportions, jesas