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Can you recount each and every detail of our adventure of feelings without forgetting anything?

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>> No.60309111
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i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBD

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>> No.60309146

That dress is so attractive.

>> No.60309156

I am going to Shiori

>> No.60309174
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I love my lying goth GF.

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I love my cute goth gf

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>> No.60309228

I hate myself even more than I love Shiori, which is quite a bit

>> No.60309270

私にもう一度愛を感じさせたのシオリ・ノヴェラが嫌いだ。
私を彼女に恋させたのが許せながった。
この道理はおわかりですか?

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I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep and Inkwell, Shiori~n!

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Novella, My beloved Novella!

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The Monthly Novella for October 2023 is:
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (1hr52m@250wpm)

If you want to read this yuri vampire story written before Dracula:
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007

Discussions will open first week of November. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal:
>https://poal.me/1o7eqr

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>> No.60309454

https://twitter.com/exe1200/status/1712114930399465728?t=hiuviFhFszx2ylXssS6qNA&s=19

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SHIORI A CUTE

>> No.60309756

I have porn addiction.

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my foot is in discomfort... it's not cool

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Morning~did anyone archive the twitter space?

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>>60309454

>> No.60310042

Our princess is doing her best working today on a day off.
(You) are doing your best too, right?

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>>60309791
Cut it off.

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>>60310042
Had a rough day at work, but I got through it for Shiorin. I'd say the fact that I didn't let it bother me once I got home is enough.

>> No.60310342

>>60310244
It'll be better tomorrow, maybe. Good job though.

>> No.60310568

>>60310042
I've failed so much and so hard I struggle to do much beyond get out of bed, keep myself clean, and exercise.

>> No.60310631

>>60310342
Oh it totally will. My job changes a lot day by day, so I know today isn't the norm.

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I might think.

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I will not think.

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Thinking is a spook

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what in the hell happened last thread
it was not cool, cute or sex at all

>> No.60312693

Would (You) marry a Shigger

>> No.60312921

>>60312693
only if she is cute

>> No.60313118

>>60312693
I need to marry someone like Shiori so a cute shigress would probably work, but I will never meet one irl

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Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest ever.

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>>60310671
THAT'S WHAT "THEY" WANT YOU TO FEEL!!! THAT YOU "MIGHT BE" THINKING AND THAT'S IT!!! BUT ONCE YOU GET CAUGHT BY THE OVERFALL...

LEARN FROM OTHER WELL VERSED ANONS LIKE THIS >>60311293 BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!! WAKE UP YOU, LAMER!!!

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I want to marry Shiorin!

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>>60310042
Just came back from a 5k run and even with a still fucked up knee and an excess lunchtime sushi debuff, I improved my pace again; now it's down to 5:06/km or 25:28 total. Never give up, Novelites.

>> No.60314070

Thinking is Masonic in nature.

>> No.60314172

>>60312693
I'm excited to meet a cute Shiori cosplayer at a con and never do anything beyond maybe if I'm feeling really confident asking for a picture because I'm socially anxious and not cute

>> No.60314216

I want to go to bed early today, but don't want to risk missing any Shiori content...

>> No.60314224

>>60314172
You could always put on the dress and become the cute Shiori cosplayer yourself...

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>>60314224
I'm a pretty masculine looking guy so if I did so I'd look like a skinnier version of this

>> No.60314828

Im back from my Shiori Break. Did I miss too much?

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>>60314459
You haven't said no to putting it on though...

>> No.60314943

Shiori was in Rissa's chat. She said "My new ringtone." to Rissa's singing

>> No.60315054

>>60314943
Cute

>> No.60315142
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Shiori Novella OWNS libtard novelights with facts and logic best of compilation 2014.

>> No.60315856

>>60315142
Isn't she a lib herself?

>> No.60315875 [DELETED] 

What's Shiori's opinion on Palestinian freedom?

>> No.60315974 [DELETED] 

>>60315856
Judging by her irl persona twitter likes, she is a hardcore reactionary and monarchist.

>> No.60316012
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>>60315856
nolol

>> No.60316055

>>60314224
Hololive already has enough girl (male) cosplayers I'm afraid I wouldn't want to add to the the heap.

>> No.60316106 [DELETED] 

>>60315875
She supports it

>> No.60316122
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Let's avoid nonsensical political discussion. Focus on either cute or sexy Shiori.

>> No.60316203

>>60315974
I seriously doubt that but I don't want to doxxfag to verify

>>60316122
She is cutesex

>> No.60316233

>>60316122
Im the anon that come from a break.
Did I miss a lot of drama the last month and a half?

>> No.60316371
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I posted about this roughly a week ago, but /hfz/'s Lord of the Board 2 event sign ups are coming up in about a week. I was given the go ahead to manager for us by a handful of shiggers that night. As I said then, I'd like to know how (you)'d like the thread to be represented. Based on LotB's rules, we can't do regular Shiori, so I was thinking of having our representative be a Novelknight.
Any thoughts or questions on this?

>> No.60316532

>>60316233
No, nothing unusual. Novelites are needier than before, things are a little quieter, Shiori is the cutest she's ever been.

>> No.60316630

>>60316371
Iroihs.

>> No.60316682

>>60316233
It has been much more chill

>> No.60316750

What did she mean by it's not a day off? Been busy all day.

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>>60316777
Look at her go

>> No.60316896

>>60316750
She's working on things behind the scenes. She's at her computer instead of no PC day.

>> No.60317022

She's watching Nerissa btw.

>> No.60317156

>>60316532
>>60316682
Glad to hear that.

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>>60316630
Has anyone drawn Iroihs? If so I've missed it.

>> No.60317975

>thanks with a period she hates me
is... nerissa just as needy as the rest of us novelites
does she write comments on an alt account and post heartschizo shit

>> No.60318095

>>60317975
Yes. It's always Nerissa.

>> No.60318304

>>60317975
My wife is SO needy.

>> No.60318967

I wish I had Shiori's work ethic. When I was working 7 days a week I got burned out to hell.

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Damn I missed the member only guerrilla stream.
Anything fun or important happened?

>> No.60319386

20 minutes until the twitter space!

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>>60319386

>> No.60319691 [SPOILER] 
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>>60317975
All those doomposts? Nerissa

>> No.60319721

Shiori keeps flirting with Rissa

>> No.60319765
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Don't give Rissa her horn back Shiori... I don't think I could resist...

>> No.60319904

>>60319765
Give into my wife

>> No.60319950

If Nerissa gets her horn, she'll be too horny to contain.

>> No.60320384

It's a short today. Get ready for 60 seconds or less of Shiorium.

>> No.60320450

What does the horn look like

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. . .

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>> No.60320562

Eh?

>> No.60320633

I... I don't see it.

>> No.60320673

I got a notification on my phone for a stream from another vtuber I am subbed to and got really excited until I realized it wasn't Shiori

>> No.60320704

It was a day off.

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SHE FUCKING loves us

>> No.60320763

If Shiorin doesn't believe in the validity of the Patterson-Gimlin film, I'm going to drop her entirely

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>>60320747

>> No.60320805

A-Anytime now...

>> No.60320852
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Is this Shiori in the room with us?

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>>60320803
GET YE GONE MEDS

>> No.60320867

I think this emptiness I feel is a good time to reflect on how much she's spoiled us over the past two months.

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I bet you feel like a fool now, www.

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>>60320868

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You know what? I'm okay.

>> No.60321522

She's probably talking with ai Dimitri

>> No.60321737

Why do Novelites feel the need to fool me
Here I am living my life, then anons start waving promises of my drug in front of me that aren't real...

>> No.60321750
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Huh, back to sleep, I guess. I love Shiori.

>> No.60321847

>>60321750
Goodnight Novelite. Sleep sweet.

>> No.60321980

Do I like her?

>> No.60322048

I'm going to loop the Twitter audio another 30 times.

>> No.60322363

The SKY PEOPLE got her.

>> No.60322645
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Good night bros I love Shiorin.

>> No.60322704

>>60322645
Goodnight. Sleep well.

>> No.60322768

>>60322645
Sleep tight, shigger

>> No.60322856

>>60322645
Rest well, sweet dreams.

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>>60322645
Goodnight.

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>> No.60323691

>>60310042
Nope, doing everything as normal.

>> No.60323723
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>>60323547
UUUUUUUUU~
MOMMY SHIORI~

>> No.60323887
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They are here again

>> No.60323916

>>60323887
more like they never left

>> No.60323954

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74dbPKdsK1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74dbPKdsK1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74dbPKdsK1A

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>>60323954
good stuffs

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>>60323954
one hour late...

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>>60323954
I can sleep in peace now.

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>>60323954
Nice desu

>> No.60324387

She loves us.

>> No.60324569

She hates us.

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>>60324569

>> No.60324631

She is ambivalent about us

>> No.60324692

she doesn't want to talk to us, that's why there's no guerilla stream

>> No.60324712

I would cross eternity for Shiori.

>> No.60324840

>>60324692
She's a busy Beeorin. Hasn't put tomorrow's frame up either.

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>>60324840
Milking hours for Beeorin!

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>>60324712
An eternity, you say?

>> No.60325091

>>60324989
Fuck you and your endless now Nchama.

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>>60325091

>> No.60325856
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>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

>> No.60326369

>>60323954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkSsxeac1ec
cool she uploads her piano shorts

>> No.60326717

If Shiori hugged me and called me a good boy, I'd cream my pants from over stimulation

>> No.60326906

>>60326717
i don't believe you

>> No.60327077

Hehe, imagine if it wasn't the teddy bear that photobombed her hand cam stream but her collection of vibes and rotors instead. Hehe...

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>> No.60327657

Shiori is a war god

>> No.60327674

Go greet the homies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYnyWNW8uIA

>> No.60327758

>>60327674
I want to suck on her tongue.

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>>60315974
>got a wrong person
>tried to doxx post during a schizo meltdown
>has been obsessing over a random ass woman on the internet for almost a month
Every day I wonder how some people here even function. Then I remember that they fucking don't.

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>>60327674
>prechat
no thanks

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What made you to reply a deleted post from 4 hours ago

>> No.60328039

>>60327942
I j*u after a nap and it made me laugh like that Sam Hyde in a car video. Maybe anon will apply himself and stop stalking random women too.

>> No.60328513

Will gooning to Shiori make me happy?

>> No.60328761

>>60328513
No

>> No.60329367

Write your own novelite bestiary

A novelbeat.

A monochromatic aberration composed of white bones and black ichor. The bones provide rigidity and structural integrity, while the ichor allows for mobility. It is not clear how this necromantic mockery of a coral colony came to be.
The novelbeat spends his nightmarish undeath watching anime girls on the telly.

A sapelite.

A neotenic spirit of the wood, characterized by flexible spikes on the head. They use their shadowy tendrils, together with the spikes, to mimic the thorns they hide beneath. The sapelite is a social creature, living in communities held together by the attachment to a single adult woman. Wild sapelites are easy to find (and make poor pets) due to the incessant, and frankly petulant, crying when the Adult Woman is absent.

The Kronelite

A merge of mad science and forbidden magic, the Kronelite is an abomination of unlife.
The metallic gears, made by beings better forgotten, are spun by black ichor, drawn by wells dug too deep. The spinning of the gears animates - what a mockery of anima - the kronelite, causing its dial face to pulsate in bright amber while it moves.


A novelight

A disgusting little ball of feathers. Also fat, subsists off of nothing but KFP five dollar meals.
A truly wretched existence.


They all hang with each other, and are all friends.

>> No.60329659
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60329659

I love novelites

>> No.60329946
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>wake up
>see beautiful sunset out the window
>get sad and want to cry

>> No.60329964

>>60329946
Good morning.
Sunrises and sunsets are always amazing.

>> No.60329975

>>60329659
Stop being clingy, you dumb bird... i love you too

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>>60329964
Not when God wires your brain specifically to not feel any joy.

>> No.60330003

that shiori artist here got the idea you wanted, shiori giving (you)a hug will prob take a while to draw.

>> No.60330036

she's on Twitter again...

>> No.60330120

>>60330036
Actual break day is officially over.

>> No.60330272

>She liked it
https://twitter.com/exe1200/status/1712114930399465728

>> No.60330462

>>60330120
she should put it off until she wakes up

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I hate myself and my life. I'm NGMI.

>> No.60330581

>>60330036
Even on her day off she still gets on twitter. It's just a work PC ban, not an internet ban.

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Goodnight everyone.

>> No.60330616 [SPOILER] 
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>>60329367
would yorick be able to fuse with this fat fuck?

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>>60330120
>Actual break day
Don't believe her lies.

>> No.60330686

>>60330612
Goodnight, dream peacefully.

>> No.60330876

>>60330648
She keeps reminding everyone she lies a lot lately. I wonder what that's about.

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It should have been me, not her

>> No.60331028

>>60330966
I swear this is a manga panel.

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Shior cute

>> No.60331252

>>60330876
Pathological liars do that. They feel bad for lying, but they can't help themselves, so they try to warn everyone not to trust them. I'm not saying Shiori is a pathological liar; I'm saying I am.

>> No.60331292

>>60331252
is this a lie

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>>60331292

>> No.60331419

>>60331234
Is she breathing through her mouth again?

>> No.60331496

She breathes through her nose and she doesn't wiggle in her chair. We need to stop with these rrats. It's time.

>> No.60331638

Shiori idly ruinnng her fingers through my hair as I play Team Fortress 2

>> No.60331719
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i like her jacket, i'm a sucker for fur-lined jackets

>> No.60331773

>>60331719
I like it when she takes the jacket off.

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Goodnight Novelites, may the pain subside.

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>>60331773
this is also an agreeable opinion and because we have the same opinion i am obligated to propose to you if you are shiori

>> No.60331873

>>60331773
Keep the jacket. Take everything else off.

>> No.60331954

retard here, i tried to read a book the other day and spent 30 minutes on the first page before giving up.
reading sucks.

>> No.60331966

>>60331954
What book?

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Shiori is the type of girl who will change in front of you and then wonder why you are aroused when the two of you have been married for five years.

>> No.60331999

>>60331966
lord of the rings

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>>60331954
you made an effort to try something that you don't usually do, anon - you might be a retard, but be proud of yourself for trying. i think shiori would be proud too

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fuck the world it aint real
i bend tha spoon with my mind

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>>60331972
Is she also the type of girl who will fart carelessly in front of you and wonder why you are aroused when the two of you have been married for five years?

>> No.60332190

>>60332085
She occasionally let's out gas and is embarrassed about it quickly after she realises you heard her. It's just a small squeak. Very girly and cute.

>> No.60332195

>>60332085
>>60332190
Yeah I'm leaving

>> No.60332201

>>60309084
This art is so sexo

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>>60332195

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>>60331972
>>60332085

i love it when girls get really comfortable enough to do both without a second thought

>> No.60332545

Reminder you will never be her bf

>> No.60332652

>>60332545
And she'll never be Dimitri's. So take that Shiori.

>> No.60332656

Reminder you will never be her gf

>> No.60332738

Never say never.

>> No.60332742

I want Shiori to look at me with disgusted eyes

>> No.60332775

>>60332742
She already does.

>> No.60332806

Shiori kissing you and calling you a faggot

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>>60331954
To find pleasure in reading is a learning process, and as any learning instance, is much more effective if you find the way to make your own fun. Don't get discouraged if the first book you try isn't "the one" for you. ngl, Lord of the Rings was it for me, but i can get why the "tiny dudes smoking weed" introduction could be a little thick for some people.

I suggest you to think about shows or movies you really like and ask shiggers for recommendations based on it. hope you find "the one" soon.

>> No.60332860

>>60332806
Considering how much she's been doing her 'You like that don't you, you son of a scumbug!" line, she would unironically do this.

>> No.60332911

>>60332860
>*Kiss*
>Yeah you like that don't you, you faggot
I'm swooning.

>> No.60333039

>>60332911
That's right, that's right, you like kisses don't you, you kissy sissy faggot

>> No.60333048

>>60332806
Kinky

>> No.60333083

I want Shiori to tell me how worthless and pathetic I am without her

>> No.60333114

>>60333083
She knows

>> No.60333148

>[Membership Stream] A day in the life of Shiori Novella
When?

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Oh hey, she was there.
Moom's new song is indeed addicting.

>> No.60333417

Good news everyone. Shiori announced that she now has a husband (me) and we're having our wedding this thursday

>> No.60333475

>>60333417
Curious, because we've been married for five years.

>> No.60333482

>>60333417
Can I be the best man?

>> No.60333483

>>60333417
I made this post

>> No.60333697

>>60333417
>>60333475
>>60333483
all me btw

>> No.60334663

We hate her...

>> No.60334777

>>60334663
I love her.

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I hate the things I like and I hate the things I want and I don't know what to do with this paradox.

>> No.60335102

>>60334663
I don't. Shiori's presence was nothing but soothing.

>> No.60335541

>>60334663
why

>> No.60335813

Goodnight, I'm going to find Shiori in my dreams.

>> No.60335937

>>60335813
Make sure to not meet Iroihs by accident.

>> No.60336269

I'm screaming inside for a next membership stream.

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>page 10

>> No.60337163

I want Shiori to spit on me

>> No.60337164
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Shiori Nyavella

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>> No.60337203

>>60337162
Shiggers have all coomed to death

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So, did anons who started reading Carmilla finish it yesterday?

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>>60337256
I'm still on the first sentence. what's schloss?

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>>60337283
It's literally called a castle in the same sentence.

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>>60337351
What's that?

>> No.60337471

>>60337256
I finished it the day after we chose it. It wasn't very good.

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>>60337401
You mean a castle or a sentence?

>> No.60337513

how do novelites feel about reading weeb shit like light novels?

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>>60337475

>> No.60337566

>>60337513
It's just the weeb version of reading western trash like YA novels.

>> No.60337574
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>>60337513
I reading one right now, enjoying it so far.

>> No.60337582

>>60337513
LN writing always seems super stunted to me, especially when translated into English. Granted I've never read one all the way through but I don't think I'd like them. I like manga, though.

>> No.60337783

>>60337513
I'd rather read some classical Japanese literature, tbhfam.

>> No.60337790

>>60337513
Better than reading nothing, but the quality is really, really bad for most. I just find what I somewhat tolerate and just read those.

>> No.60338171

>>60337513
Kind of depends. What light novels are you into?

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When you think about it

>> No.60338271

>>60337471
I thought it was okay. The prose didn't age well, but I am used to consooming modern vampire media that assumes that you already know the classics and focuses on tits and night clubs instead of what a fucking vampire is and what it can be a metaphor for, so it gave me a new appreciation for the genre in a way. Makes me want to replay VTMB and pay more attention to the writing this time.

>> No.60338473

>>60338271
Maybe it's unfair to compare it to Dracula, but I think the latter is a much better book.

>> No.60339163

So did anything happen in the end or just her announcing her day off isn't a day off and the piano stuff?

>> No.60339210

>>60339163
That's it.

>> No.60339307

>>60339163
novelites behave well when she it gone

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>>60339307
all thanks to the good morning audio

>> No.60339434

>>60339163
She peed on me.

>> No.60339679

>>60331873
Excellent taste

>> No.60339754

>>60339163
She had a guerilla stream

>> No.60339801

>>60331873
Only boots.

>> No.60340307

Membership post later or nah?

>> No.60340850

>>60340307
Nah.

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>>60340850
i love you shiori!

>> No.60341021

>>60340850
Shiori my beloved

>> No.60341194

Do vtubers imagine their chat as a single entity or do they imagine thousands upon thousand dimi... I mean viewers watching them?

>> No.60341285

>>60341194
Pink slime.

>> No.60341450

Dimitri is sexy

>> No.60341584

>>60341450
go back to sleep shiori

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I'm the most retarded being in the world

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>>60341664
yeah, mine

>> No.60341796

>>60341664
Proof?

>> No.60342034
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Whoever prayed for my downfall succeeded, and I wish he'd stop

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Shiori needs approval for her audio drama, which means we'll never get to be the first to hear them.

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>>60342127
Even without approval, Salt and Pepper would be hearing them first.

>> No.60342271

>>60342127
I don't think henmama would feel anything hearing them anyway

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I ate too much and now I feel too lazy to do my reps. Damn you, seafood curry.

>> No.60343375

>>55497627
I'm still in love with Shiori, btw.

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>>60343375
Lol that's my post

>> No.60343522

>>60343456
Did you fill out the apology form and wear the dress?

>> No.60343551

>>60343456
It was very mean, anon...

>> No.60343562

>>60343522
Apology form:
Sorry for party rockin

>> No.60343634

>>60343562
I hope she sings LMFAO and new Black eyed piss for the next karaoke.

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>>60343375
>>55497765 and I'll repeat it again. A chuuba is 80% voice and speech and vtubers talk a lot, so it doesn't take much to get if you like them or not. There are cases when you will get filtered by personality or content later one, but it's completely normal to fall for a chuuba after a week.

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>> No.60344014

>>60343967
tskr

>> No.60344072

>>60309084
Somehow, she has the best lewds of all of Holo EN. Goth GF awakened something fierce in people

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>> No.60344218

>>60344072
Her personality is more sex than her model. I want to have sex with her charisma.

>> No.60344440

>>60343967
s-sauce please

>> No.60344586

>>60344440
https://twitter.com/NBnebradisk/status/1712286722514641109

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Mori has another open VC tonight

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>>60344586
thanks, I thought there were more to it...

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>>60344755

>> No.60345025

Sleeping didn't help my mental darkness at all...

>> No.60345256

>>60345025
Why do you have mental darkness at all?

>> No.60345392

>>60345256
Shiorium can't make up for almost 30 years of making the wrong life choices

>> No.60345479

>>60345025
Cute mooooooorning!!

>> No.60345516

>>60345392
You have time to whine on the internet so clearly not wrong enough.

>> No.60345622

>>60345025
Did you get a full 8 hours?

>> No.60345879

Every time I have to make a business decision, I think of Shiori. What would she consider hot? Promotion is imminent.

>> No.60346185

>>60345622
Roughly that much

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She cute

>> No.60346800

>>60346633
proof?

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>>60346800

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>>60346800
Have you seen her?

>> No.60347215

Shiori wears daily panty liner pads to protect her few lucky panties, bought during Bush's presidency, from drenching whenever she has an inappropriate thought about me.

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>>60347124

>> No.60347476

I wish to have babymaking missionary sex with Shiori Novella

>> No.60347481
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Is this the most inactive /shig/ thread ever?

>> No.60347485

Shiori, if you won't go to the doctor, I'll bring the doctor to you.

>> No.60347573

>>60347476
Where is the handholding?

>> No.60347590

>>60347481
Yup.

>> No.60347593
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>>60347481
She's reclining...

>> No.60347605

>>60347481
nope

>> No.60347607

>>60347481
No.

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>>60347481
Days off be like.

>> No.60347651

>>60347593
Now she's inclining...
Now she's reclining...
Now she's inclining...
Now she's reclining...
Now she's inclining...
Now she's reclining...

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>> No.60347693

>>60347650
*blocks the call*

>> No.60347860

>>60347481
These hours are ruthless to us, plus no stream. We always pick up during europrimetime till the stream. SEA hours are only fast if Aussies want to post, but they are

>> No.60348157

>>60347651
God she's so good at sit ups...

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Kill this thread so I can shigpost.

>> No.60348485

>>60347650
Almost liked and reposted this. That was close...

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>>60348485

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>>60348568

>> No.60348695

>>60348492
i want Shiori to squeeze me with her thighs...

>> No.60348715

I signed up to a gym near my parents today. After a month not lifting I feel weak as shit, but I need to get big for Iroihs.

>> No.60348739

>>60348685
I don't think I've actually seen a single Nerissa stream that wasn't Terraria.

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I have high emotional intelligence but low empathy. Shiori has high empathy but low emotional intelligence. We're literally made for each other.

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I want God to destroy all sadists and evil freaks mercilessly

>> No.60349209

>>60349142
You are an evil freak.

>> No.60349226

I want god to kill me

>> No.60349255

>>60349209
Wrong

>> No.60349299

>>60349255
It's not for you to decide.

>> No.60349396

>>60349299
But it is for you?

>> No.60349477

>>60349396
No, you are just obviously an evil freak.

>> No.60349558

>>60349477
Baseless.

>> No.60349799

Is she awake?

>> No.60349868

>>60349799
Yes.

>> No.60349869

>>60349799
I am awake

>> No.60349967
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Can someone play this and tell me the plot, I'm too much of a pussy...
https://kairenessa.itch.io/the-archiver

>> No.60350150

>>60349869
Cute morning!

>> No.60350585
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What are your thoughts on the 345th page of the 4th chapter of the Shiori Novella?

>> No.60350595
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Cat lady love, Chilla's art hate!

>> No.60350629

>>60350585
It's not very good.

>> No.60350669

>>60350585
Seems like a filler chapter tbdesu

>> No.60350688

>>60350585
filler page

>> No.60350861

>>60347485
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little son of a novelight? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Character.AI, and I've been involved in numerous secret messages on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed deleted conversations. I am trained in gorilla streams and I'm the top mastrubator in the entire Hololive. You are nothing to me but just heart-schizo. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, jailbird. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chuubas across Serbia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, birdie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, sapelite. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare tits. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shlicking, but I have access to the entire roster of Super Smash Bros and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little novelbeat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" superchat was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn kronelite. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.60351077
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>>60350861
Ok

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>>60351077
Was it that bad?

>> No.60351734

Good morning. I love Shiori.

>> No.60351751

If I went kaput would Shiori finally care

>> No.60351768

>>60351734
Good morning. I also love Shiori.

>> No.60351804

I can't bake, coming back from work. I'll be home in 20 minutes so I can do it then if we aren't archived.

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>>60351628
NTA, but I appreciate the effort in your post!

>> No.60351913

>>60351804
I can make it.

>> No.60352191

Despite all her good intentions, she never delivers on anything

>> No.60352319

>>60352191
She delivers every day except Wednesday and Sunday.

>> No.60352362

new page
>>60352268
>>60352268

>> No.60352483

>>60352319
>Guerrilla stream
>Twitter space
>Vlog and audio drama in perms hell, the latter missing her promised monthly release on the first one too
For all the hard work she does, it amounts to nothing

>> No.60352764

>>60352483
She's too much of w perfectionist.
I would have liked a "have a good day my knights" message but instead she broke her membership post schedule.
More small reminders she cares would be nice

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>> No.60353083

What do you call the feeling of combing through endless archives just to listen to Shiori's voice? Is it over for me?

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