/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>60200229

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the ritualposts?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I love my wife so much!!

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Gurass

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>>60224612
even they are starting to lose hope. At the end of the day, a ritual post is still a ritual, to "summon" something. They can already tell she's gone for good, ain't no one summoning her back.

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Give me something to goom to

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is goop goop streaming today?

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>>60224881
I was taking a shower, anon.

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>>60224919
Without a doubt

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You get a job at Cover as an idol manager.
Excited, you walk in the front door, eager to meet the girl you are going to manage.
And they introduce you to... this thing.
What do you do?

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>>60224961
Ask her who Miku is.

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you spent 3 years of your 20s on this girl
was it worth it?

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>>60225058
>20s

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>>60225058
I'm in my 30s though?

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>>60225058
The first 2 years were.

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>>60225058
>spent
more like, invested
>was it worth it?
well, got more out of it than college

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>>60225242
*kidnap*

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HATO

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>>60225242
*gives ice cream*

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what if gura

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said that she

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farded

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I can't do this anymore lads

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The dino roam these lands

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Gura, I has a sad, plz comfort me.

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hang in there, we're getting a stream this weekend

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>>60224295
She cute?

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I saw pictures of Korone fans that she showed during streams, several different pics and all of them looked average and above, some cute girls and decent looking guys

So if Korone can pull such a nice fanbase, what is with Gura's appeal that draws the absolute stinkbomb calmbover bald 150lbs overweight people at every expo she attended?

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>>60225058
I don't really mind. I was already about 90% sure I was gonna be alone in life anyways. She brought me motivation and happiness, I have nothing to really complain about about when it comes to being committed to her.

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>>60226188
most of gura's fans are women

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>>60226361
Fucking kek, sure buddy

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>>60226188
Fanbase reflects oshi.

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Lads, I miss Gura...

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I am gonna watch "Mean Girls" and pretend i am Lindsay Lohan and Gura is the hot gut, anyone else do things like that when watching videos? Pretend you are one of the characters?

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>>60226483
I'd tell you to aim better but at this point would hitting Gura even make her stream?

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>>60226556
gura would be the ESPN girl

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>>60226556
Lindsay is so hot in that movie before she let her meth addiction destroy her body T o T

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>>60226556
I'm going to watch Herbie and I'll be Lindsay Lohan and Gura will be Herbie.

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should I go ahead and watch the Mario movie? I fell I've been waiting forever

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And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

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>>60226664
damn, she did meth? why are people so stupid. they're dying to fentanyl by the tens of thousands and still think drugs are cool.

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my shrimp are acting funny

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>>60226773
Amen.

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>>60226791
https://www.tmz.com/2010/08/01/lindsay-lohan-rehab-methamphetamine-crystal-meth-drugs-opiates-bipolar-disorder/

Sounds like Gura

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>>60226361
>most of gura's fans are pedophiles
Corrected that for you.

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>>60226898
"TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan will be treated for addiction to methamphethamine and bipolar disorder"

What? That kinda reads like she was addicted to her bipolar disorder :D

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>>60226969
Only half of her was.

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>>60226414
>he doesn't know

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Why are grills so hot when they have a slightly annoyed look on their face?

Annoyed face is sexier than a smiling face!

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>>60227268
Hmm, maybe i take that back

Okay, enough offtopic from me but Lindsay reminded me of Gura

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Stop being cringe, man

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/ggg/ - Television & Film

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>>60227393
They/Them, instant blacklisted and put on every ignore list

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>>60227268
>>60227356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZspi1HC61o

But seriously, where is Gura? I don't want to look at these things anymore, i want real content that only Gura seem to be able to produce in this day and age

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>>60226188
What about all the pictures of fembuds with their titties hanging out?

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>>60227882
Never happened, the only cute girls i seen for Gura was those philipino or whatever they where that had kinda foodtruck looking vehicles that where covered in Gura art

Anyone know which image i am talking about?

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>>60227393
>and ame
Oh fuck off. Gura has been gone for months throughout the year with no explanation. Don't even try to make Ame being gone a few weeks even remotely comparable. These people are so damn annoying.

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>>60227393
>and ame
>haven't released anything in a while
Gura disappeared and barely streamed at all this year with no explanation. How is that even remotely comparable to Ame or other insert Holo being gone a few weeks?

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>>60228052
>>60228232
Teamates…

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>>60228232
Are you a janny? There was an almost identical post that dissapeared in 10 seconds and now you rewrote it?

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>>60228267
Sorry, was just frustrated at first and thought it wasn't appropriate so got rid of it. But yeah this is still a false equivalence.

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>>60228232
teakeks actually have balls to speak up the moment something goes wrong unlike yesbuds

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>>60227433
>They/Them, instant blacklisted
What? What are you even talking about?

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>>60228410
Wouldn't be surprised if it was some "unity" aka cuckbud that feels the need to make it about Ame as well.

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>>60227268
Girls are sexiest when they like you but dislike the rest of the world.

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>>60228410
The teamates in Global used to talk about ye*man back during the joseph days. I wonder if the disgruntled teamates back then joined our ranks because I only see that shit here

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>>60228632
Read the question you tarded tard

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>>60228673
This is an ESL board you can't make jokes about grammar, nobody can tell if it's serious or not

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>>60228673
Did read it, still don’t know what your problem with it is. The question is about Gura and Ame, which is more than one person, so what’s your issue? Are you actually retarded?

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>>60228758
Are there still boards that aren't ESL?

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DAY 26, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 26!

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>>60228758
What’s the joke?

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I know frame cutoff time is usually later but she's been gone so long I expect that when she does return she'll put up a really early frame. Just means today is probably another silent day.

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>>60228838
I’m going to drink a whole bottle of bourbon if she reaches 31 days.

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>>60228838
"But but some other Holo disappearing for a few weeks is totally comparable to having to go through this multiple times!" - retarded unity fans

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Its feeling like a dino day today

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>>60228982
We'd probably get a early tweet if she's gonna stream. I think she did that the last couple times.

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>>60228838
Somehow it feels longer

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>>60229360
Yeah, it is more like 3 months if we would exclude the shill streams

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCfjf3rvTJY

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>>60229490
I liked this cover. I remember all the anons in /ggg/ trying to get this taken down.

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>>60229490
She's singing about me.

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>>60228982
When she returns she'll put up the frame whenever she wants. She did one at like 6:40 when returning one day off the top of my head.

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>>60227393
Did she ignore it or has she not seen it yet?

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Gura is lost in the European wilderness.

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It might be ogre this time.

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>>60229001
It's been 48 days if you don't count those shitty 2 hours and 50 minutes she streamed since her little advent overlap prank

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Have Gura ever made out with a hotdog? Or is she like Numi and practice kissing with plums?

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>>60229872
That's a werid name for my ass.

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I'm going to eat a borgar tonight

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booba!

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Boob gura or bussy pucci gura? Pick one.

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>>60230161
I love bushy pucci gura

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>>60230000
Longer. Her last (non-mandated) stream was August 17th, it's been 54 days.

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I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina

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>>60230161
None. Flat and bald cunny Gura is the only correct answer.

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>>60230161
Remember the stream where Gura said she wanted to make wigs out of peoples pubic hair? :D That was kino

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>>60230309
Remember back when Gura streamed? That was kino.

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>>60230367

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>>60230309
I still think about her pissy tshirt. Gets me diamonds everytime.

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https://twitter.com/yorn3t/status/1711787349305348377
This, but with Gura.

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>>60230579

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Gura owes me sex. A lot of sex.

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>>60228845
The SC asked about two people, using "they" because it's plural. Anon then replied pretending to seethe about pronouns.

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>>60230706
That's a very bad joke.

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Child

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>>60230743
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!

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>>60230903
Cheetahs don't live in the jungle...

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>>60230903

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>>60227393
I was gonna do this with Mori but I feel like she would get her manager to ban me on every channel. We need to stick to Kiara, Fauna and Ina

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>>60230954
Mori already got an SC like this and to sum it up, she just said she doesn't know what's going on in girl's personal lives/content to that extent and to simply not ask and give them time

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I filled out a Chick-fil-A survey for a free chciken sandwich but it still hasn't shown up in my rewards. I guess I'll just starve today

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So should we expect a graduation announcement soon?

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>>60231177
two more weeks as usual

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>>60231135
Arbys 5 dollar biggie bag pretty good if you want somthing cheap and decent.

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>60231177
Lol no. She will just continue to only show up to shill merch.

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At this rate she'll be celebrating 4 years in Hololive as her next stream.

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Why is this general even up?

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>>60231291
to make you seethe

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>>60231135
Do you want me to buy you mcdonalds

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>>60231346
Why would I seethe? I just feel bad for you.

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>>60231463
you're literally in here seething every day, we all know

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>>60231423
Ouch...

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Gurass

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>>60231501
Anon, this is the first time I've been in here in months. Kinda like how often Gura streams.

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>>60231581
yeah sure roru

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>>60231630
Anon, please go outside. You've lost it...

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>>60231816
Reddit is that way

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I think she actually meant to say she wanted to go back to 2019 Gura, not 2021 Gura.

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Whats the difference between Gura?

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I'm going to go play Twilight Princess now. I just got done with the "City in the Sky", the music and atmosphere while great were a bit unsettling. The item the double clawshot is great and fun to use. The boss while not difficult was superb from the climb up to the floating island to the end of the fight. Man I wish Gura would play (older) Zelda games.

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>>60232107
>Man I wish Gura would
Same.

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>>60232107
Twilight Princess was excellent, one of the few games I have 100% completion on.
Now anon... imp Midna or Twili Midna?

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>>60224448
That's a child

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>>60232107
>>60232159
>>60232194
Are you one of those homosensuals or are you women?

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>>60232194
Where do you think you are? Imp

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>>60232234
I am shifting gears and passing queers!

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>>60232234
I just like playing video games.

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>>60232194
Who even prefers twilight Midna?

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>>60224961
Buy tasty fish to bribe her with

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>>60232194
what I find strange is that true form midna is just a lot taller and that's about it.

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breed

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ʰᵉʷʷᵒ

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bread

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I tried to hold my fart in but shitted my pants in front of my coworkers instead…

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Ching Chong ding dong, fellow chumbuds.
Let’s please have a productive day, and may we all keep safe on your journeys today.
Amen.

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>>60232107
Wait a minute this has all been a long term psy-op. So that's when I started liking sassy brats.

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Gura is such a limp-dick, STREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM Gura

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>>60232335
Me
t. not a chumcuck

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>>60229001
There’s no way. I’ll suck off my dads dick on cam if she does this. (screen cap this)

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my wife

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See you next year!

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>>60232796
Gura's small limp erectile dysfunctional dual shark cocks...

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Do Hololive manager have a "kill-switch" access to their streamers streams?

Like, if Gura went onto a bender and started to spazz out, can the manager kill the stream?

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>>60233108
No

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>>60233108
I wouldn’t think so. Although I think they could probably revoke some type of access to their assets, that would prevent the streamers from accessing certain things they’d need to stream.
(I have no idea what I’m talking about).
But in the same way, it’s not like a trucking company has kill switches in their semis, and those things can cause total chaos if operated by someone with foul intentions.

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Shark spotted in the wild

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i really like this image

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>>60229001
Hope you're ready to have your stomach pumped, anon.

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>>60233337
Can I save it?

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slit

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>>60233271
I haven’t seen a schizo-post this bad in years…
God save this community…

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See You next year!!

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>>60233437
Bye anon

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I got a feeling that Gura don't like dutch people

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Can we reach 30 days ?

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>>60233515

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>>60233271
Is this a crypto wallet pass phrase?

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112449813

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>>60233271
wtf is this, i copy pasted the whole thing & searched and multiple similar results came up with no explanation

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>>60233649
oh wait it might just be a lorem ipsum type of text

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I wish to see my wife

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I wish

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>>60233713
Is it though? When you Google the lorem ipsum phrases, Google shows that it’s Lorem Ipsum. But this doesn’t?
>”Those an equal point no years do”
Google that. Wtf is this shit?

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I saw a 4 legged cow today!

No but seriously, wtf are we supposed to talk about in GGG? There is no content to even talk about, shit posting ensues

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The thing about Gura as I see it is that she doesn't understand her fans. Doesn't understand what they want and why they might want it. Doesn't understand why they are fans in general even. I remember she mentioned it a long time ago in a collab with Kiara when they were building statues of themselves from their Ai kotoba III cover. And that's in my mind is the core issue of how she operates in regard to her fanbase compared to girls that used to be hardcore fans themselves like Kiara or Fuwamoco etc. They can relate so they treat their fanbase like they wanted to be treated by their oshis. Gura just can't because she never had an oshi. That's what I think. Does it make sense?

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>>60234053
let's talk about how the jannies keep on allowing these threads to happen

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>>60234137
It's containment.

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Dunno about all that but I love my wife

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>>60233925
chatGPT says “…This could be a result of a web scraping or indexing issue on certain websites.”
My question is, what if this is related to Hillary’s emails? What if this was the clue that Q was talking about???

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What’s next

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I'm not sure what's happening here.

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i want goora to absorb me

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I'm bored as hell.

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>>60234689
Try gooming to a fembud.

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>>60234748
Fat fuck

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holy shit I just had acid reflux outta nowhere, minding my own business, missing Gura and being a sad fag and then I cough and my throat is burning
the taste really lingers, fuck, that's a new one

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZwSzGYtvWg

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The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

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>>60235353
Based acid refluxbud. I've had the same problem for years now.

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>>60234312
It's cool that you love your wife.
I also love my wife who just so happens to be Gura. My real actual wife.

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>>60235666
Sorry bud, I think I corrected your wife by mistake the other day.

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>>60233602

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>>60234077
Aqua is Gura's oshi though.

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>>60235908
Is she? She got a figure of her right? But I feel like she's talked about watching Kaela more than she has talked about watching any JP girls.

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We should dedicate ggg to guras older streams for now, and every day at 6pm when she streamed in 2021 that corresponds with today's dates, we talk about that stream. We re-watch gura.

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>>60235908
Does Gura watch her every stream? Does she own all her merch? Does she know everything there is to know about her? Does she read all her tweets? Does she catch up on her VODs when she has to miss a stream? Did she learn Japanese just to be able to understand her?

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>>60236167
GSH

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>>60230954
Someone already tried with Mori months ago. She said not to send anyone messages like this.

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>>60225058
I got /fit/ thanks to her which gave me way more confidence to talk with girls irl, so yeah, it was well worth it.

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>>60236052
>Is she?
I strongly remember that she said she is.
>>60236167
now that you say it, she doesn't really talk about her that much, I would answer most of your questions with "probably not" except maybe merch.

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Hang in there, chumbies.

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it's remarkable how consistently absent she is

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>>60224961
Mating press

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>>60236361
What else do you expect her to say when asked about having an oshi? "No, I don't have one"? When every other girl say they do have an oshi? It's just bad look. She likes Aqua I'm sure but she's not her oshi as we understand having an oshi.

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>>60236386
M

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>>60234866
What was this artist's Twitter?

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>>60236479
Is that a...?

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>>60236479
That's a very lewd art. My pp twitched.

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>>60236477
aqua is her oshi in the same way that many had a JP oshi despite not knowing japanese
also this is an extremely retarded conversation

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>>60233527
We can and will!

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>>60236479
That's a good looking Dino right there

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Is this the record on complete silence?

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>>60236386
M+RT

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Gooba, kana, stay and jim... All in the same year too...

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Oceanside Soft Talking was before Gura's first year anniversary. My sense of time is extremely warped.

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>>60236735
>Jul 31, 2021
god

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>>60236725
who are these people?

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>>60236735
Now that I think about most things I remember fondly happened within her first year. DMC, first TTRPG session with Scout, Bathtime Pizza, ASMR, Terraria with a footfetish story, several doodles streams, Luigi Mansion with her vacuuming sand, Monster Hunter, Spaceballs watchalong and so many more.

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>>60237045
Her decline is so consistent than most don't realize how good of a vtuber she used to be

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>>60237045
Because that's when she actually streamed. We've been in the ghosting arc longer than the Gura arc.

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>>60237174
>We've been in the ghosting arc longer than the Gura arc
Yeah...she's been a husk of a vtuber more than she's been a vtuber

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>>60236694
No

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>>60236131
An interesting proposal, maybe we try and pick up traction on this idea, mention it for a few days and start posting relevant streams at the right time?

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>>60237045
I have plenty of fond memories after that, wasn't until after the second anniversary that it fell apart for me
even october was good fun but that's one month followed by what's shaping up to be an entire year of disappointment, now that it's the 10th with still no sign of her

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>>60237309
it's kinda like that moment when you realize Myth girls been in Holo longer than Rushia was at the moment of her graduation
a lot of the defining members actually had pretty short and volatile careers
hell, Choco was THE Holo talent at some point during her first year and look at her now

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>>60237045
So many good memories.. god I miss it so much.

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would you go through as many yabs and drama arcs as deadbeats if it meant we'd have Gura content as often as they have Mori now? or do you prefer reminiscing on the old glory days and hoping Gura will still return untainted or at the very least fades silently, without ruining the memories?

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>>60237550
Choco was completely derailed by the youtube ASMR witchhunt for a while, but she's still around, been around
unless you're getting all los numeros with 'THE Holo talent' I dunno what you're getting at

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https://youtu.be/qmAeg8CF54w?t=12951
That's what I was talking about earlier.

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My mom asks about Gura a lot but I don't tell her how much she's not around because it's embarrassing to say

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anyone know why gura ghosted everyone? did she quit?

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>>60237724
The law of Schrodinger's Gura.

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>>60237724
No idea. Advent members have said they messaged her but never got anything back. Myth and council haven't talked about her recently.
She's just gone right now.

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>>60237708
Grim, she doesn't understand us...

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>>60237708
That's the fanbase that Gura wants. She wants us to be casual Dicksword yesmen who greet each other in chat and never question her for being absent. She's scared of her most dedicated fans...

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>>60237708
Miku??

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>>60237694
Choco was the 2nd most subscribed holo once upon a time because of her ASMR

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>>60237787
>Advent members have said they messaged her but never got anything back
Sounds like something you threadread and have no timestamps for

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpnR2vXIhMo

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>>60238117
yeah I'm aware, and I guess that confirms this went into numerals territory for no reason

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>>60238039
She's not a casual but she clearly isn't a hardcore Miku fan. She doesn't even know about most of the recent vocaloid songs

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>>60238245
She learns vocaloid songs from rhythm games.

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>>60238205
I didn't mean solely numbers, really
Choco had the stream time, the reach, the pull of a truly defining member
likewise Coco
and the peaks of their careers got cut even shorter than what's happening to Gura right now
Sic transit gloria, it's not something unique to her

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>>60238301
That's not what a hardcore fan would do. Don't get me wrong she loves Miku but her love for Miku is not as strong as the love we have for Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238245
>She's not a casual
Gura is a casual at best for any piece of weeb media out there and this includes Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

But is Gura a fembud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238366
Depends on what you consider a casual

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238488
I can't say for sure if she likes herself well enough to be called a fan. But probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238488
has she given up on herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60237708
Be sure to remind Gura that she fundamentally doesn't understand the feelins of her fans and when she acts like she does like asking "if they missed her", she has no idea what that actually feels like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238616
She's just wondering about her fans' aim is all. It's not that serious bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238245
>she's not a casual

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238728
anime =/= japanese otaku culture

[Anonymous No.]

Please keep your shizos to yourself rather than bothering Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238820
as long as the schizos aren't here then I'm good

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238820
>Please keep your shizos to yourself rather than bothering Kiara
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60227393
she read it out loud, and said she doesn't know and if she know she wouldn't say anything. She also said "you should ask Them in a superchat reading" RUMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238820
As long as you stop stealing our fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238990
>and if she know
and if she knew*

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238988
someone sent a superchat to Kiara asking if Gura and Ame are fine
this is the second time she gets an SC like that, the previous one she said she didn't interact with Ame since the anniversary collab
this time she said she has no idea what Gura or Ame are doing, and even if she knew, she wouldn't say it

[Anonymous No.]

She only knew about Ame coming back. It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60238990
Kiara doesn't know we rarely get superchat reading even when she did stream lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Did all the yesbuds 41% ? I feel like this thread is weirdly peaceful, i would expect more angry discussions and trolls, i hope this peace lasts

[Anonymous No.]

Her exact words were:
>>i'm sure ame will be back
Kinda weird she didn't mention gura in that part

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239152
You mean the feistybuds? Yea probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239241
Gura hasn't been back since Summer 2022

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239075
How mentally ill do you have to be to bother other holos? You aren't gonna get any info out of them, all it does is make you look pathetic.
If Gura/management decide to that radio silence is the best way of handling the situation, then its on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239075
And? How are the rest of us supposed to stop people from that?
You'll excuse me if I don't weep too much for Kiara getting free money in exchange for "dunno lol".

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239075
>even if she knew, she wouldn't say it
What that tells me is they know and intentionally aren't saying it. Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239315
You don't. You just live with the ramifications of being eternally associated with whiners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239241
Well that's grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239297
The kind of mentally ill it become after gura ghosts you for 3 weeks. Don't pretend you aren't concerned too. Some people are just more concerned than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239364
Oh no not the ramifications, whatever will I do when 4chan schizos add another irrelevant thing on their tally of bullshit against chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239364
It's a 2k ccv superchat reading that Kiara took 30 seconds to address, who cares about rep?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura just needs a good spanking

[Anonymous No.]

>see you next year
and we all thought it a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239434
>Don't pretend you aren't concerned too
I absolutely am, I just don't bother with asking other holos because I KNOW it will do absolutely nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239444
But if /vt/ hates chumbies, and twitter hates chumbies, and the other talents hate chumbies, and Gura hates chumbies, and chumbies hate chumbies, who will give us love?

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara said she doesn't know if Gura is coming back...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239434
I'm more concerned about the fact that this psychopathic bitch is one of her genmates since we all know who the mysterious insider was

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239720
she did not

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239718
Yuko

[Anonymous No.]

Does Kiara know if I'm cumming on her back though?

[Anonymous No.]

dino

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239718
Gawr will

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239771
She said Gura won't come back. I guess that's the end

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara said Gura's locked in her rape dungeon and she will never let her out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239718
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239853
she didn't say that either

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239122
>>60239241
Thanks for including Ame in that SC so that she didn't feel compelled to talk about Gura "unity bud". I swear unity chumbuds are cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239911
She said Gura is currently signing papers to leave Hololive as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239722
wat? what insider?

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara literally said Gura is marrying me. I don't know why you guys keep lying.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Aqua, Shion, Okayu, and Noel kidnapped Gura.
How did Kiara even figure that out?

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, Kiara said she kidnapped Gura and Ame and is subjecting them to the same permanent hair removal treatment she got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60240162
Why would Gura need that though?
She already has nothing there

[Anonymous No.]

Can't you fags just post the timestamp?

[Anonymous No.]

Hmph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239986
S - hark - ion
A - vatar - aqua
N - ot - oel
O - nline - Okayu
Pretty obvious if you ask me

[Anonymous No.]

>>60240162
no...

[Anonymous No.]

>some stuff in about a year from now
I think she hired an entire orchestra guys, screencap this

[Anonymous No.]

>>60240274
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>60240214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehajqmE6qdY&t=18511

[Anonymous No.]

As doom and gloom as the end was, the Kiara tangent did explain some things. Like how talents have to reserve the streaming room 5+ days in advance to stream using company equipment in Japan. That's... pretty much as good as of a reason as ever for Gura to not stream, especially if she already feels tired and stressed doing rehearsals / recordings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239122
What did she say about Ame coming back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60240504
>maybe they'll answer during supers
She doesn't get it, Gura literally doesn't do anything at all anymore. We can't ask her. Also the Ame comment, sounds like Kiara knows Ame has something planned soon but doesn't want to spoil it.

[Anonymous No.]

remember when gura broke moot's record?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60240635
Kiara was replying to someone in chat who pointed out this isn't normal for Ame. That part is a a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.]

>>60236386
M

[Anonymous No.]

What is she plotting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60240712
Oh I listened while at work so I didn't notice that. Yeah it's not really a surprise she doesn't know since I doubt Gura is talking to them much either

[Anonymous No.]

>>60240162
STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFES BUSHY PUCCI

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60240821
It's gone anon... you have to let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

[Anonymous No.]

I was bored at home with nothing to do so I went scrounging through old wallets and birthday cards and found $800 in cash lol
I wasn't going to buy the anniversary merch cause it didn't appeal to me all the much but I might as well now

[Anonymous No.]

what did kiara say about my wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241101
She said that I've been cumming on her back even though Gura said not to cum on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241026
Don't do it, save the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241026
buy twos sets of the next merch or something, or two scarves and/or two beans
don't buy bloop

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241026
Buy $800 worth of Gurritos, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.

[Anonymous No.]

If she got hit by a required minimum jail sentence it would actually explain a lot. The time lag between trial and sentencing and legal machinations can give plenty of notice (for example if the causative event happened last year), and the sentence itself could be relatively short depending on the infraction. But since these cases are publicly discoverable they'd also have to avoid narrowing the window of when it actually happened. But it'd be a non-medical and non-work related issue that no one could breathe a word about.

[Anonymous No.]

So it sounds like she's not just no contact with us but no contact with Myth also if kiara and mori both said they have no idea what's going on with her. I wonder if she's talking to her manager at all, it's fucking baffling to me that they've let her disappear two times in a row for almost 2 months total at this point without saying anything. You would think a company would try to damage control with more people slowly losing their shit. You would think the talents reputation is too important to them since that's a big part of what moves merch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241405
>You would think
No, it's you who thinks like that. Don't apply your thought process to others.

[Anonymous No.]

:3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241323
Women have to fuck up really bad to get a prison sentence or any long form probation. I dought this is the case, and if it was we'd know about it since. In other words, you are the biggest retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241448
>Don't apply your thought process to others.
Try and stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO CHUMKEKS IS THIS YOUR OSHI

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241405
She can afford losing 100 feistybuds. Gura has so many chillbud members and casuals that she doesn't need management to damage control. All she will do is close the chat until feistybuds calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241523
she probably got caught with cp

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241530
Enjoy shouting into the void that is the Mongolian basket weaving forum the.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241603
This, they found Gura's pizza stash

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241603
We'd know if that was the case and it'd be DEFCON 0 on Twitter and vt.

[Anonymous No.]

It's pretty crazy to think that gura isn't even the most successful of nacho-mama's children anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

mega loaf

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't it crazy to think she actually exists somewhere on this earth right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241828
She never really was

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241852
I always feel intimidated thinking about it, the world is quite a small one after all

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura didn't mention your name on stream, you're not a chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241898
Are you a fembud though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241523
Mandatory minimums exist. And even if she did, it's probably something minimal anyway like a DUI that Cover wouldn't care about. Although some states have crazy first offense consequences for DUI while high.

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura mentionned your name on stream, you've given up on her by now and you can't speak your mind without being called an anti.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe gura actually started a family with her former stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241581
Does Cover want the bad PR though? Gura is one of their biggest IPs and these days no matter where you bring her up the overwhelming consensus is that people are sick of hearing about her, or they think she's dying, or they think she doesn't want to stream anymore or care about hololive or her fans, or she only comes back to sell merch. There's nowhere you look that you see actual positive feelings when discussing her, it's all annoyance, pity, or anger. It's not a good image. It even looks bad on Cover because their talent can just disappear for almost a month now without them making an announcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242007
She doesn't drive though, unless she actually bought the barbie car and got hammered riding that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242073
pretty sure cover doesn't care, it's not like it's a JP fanbase eating itself

[Anonymous No.]

If I can't have gura, then no one can *starts nuclear war*

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242007
DUI when she cried after 3 meter the first and only time she tried to drive, sure bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242206
>starts nuclear war
*laughs in Finnish*

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact: we would have world peace if gura streamed at least twice a week

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/1u4BVQYzS6I?si=zVipDvcD0meSNrbZ
Suffering is nigh, chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

day 26! give it up for day 26!

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242297
Wow, so Gura just doesn't want world peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242409
I see you, you see me
How pleasant, this feeling
The moment you hold me
I missed you, I'm sorry
I've given what I have
I've showed you I'm growing
The ashes fall slowly
As your voice consoles me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60228838
>>60242409
Retards

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Please call me a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242456
*french kisses you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242456
*rapes you*

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242579
She's a loli god, but she's far from being lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241323
So they finally caught her for not paying taxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242442
Lol ok, keep calling me a "samefagé retard

[Anonymous No.]

How many days since the last real stream again? 45?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242656
You need to have income to pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242656
retard
>>60242647
retard
>>60242604
retard
>>60242579
retard
>>60242535
retard
>>60242496
retard
>>60242452
retard
>>60242442
retard
>>60242438
retard
>>60242428
retard
>>60242409
retard

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehajqmE6qdY&t=17477s

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242700
The holocure stream was more than 50 days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242671
>samefajjay
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242718
>doesn't call the person asking to be called a retard retard

[Anonymous No.]

huahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242757
I think that was the point no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241323
so if it's not CP and it can't be DUI, what crime did she commit that has a mandatory minimum sentence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60237689
I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242428
Gura has been reading Carl Schmitt...

[Anonymous No.]

IMAGINE sucking on gura's tiny tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242734
She was talking about Ame you fucking drooling imbecile faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242913
made you watch kiara hehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242905
shhoud be called titettes i think its cute

[Anonymous No.]

Goobaby

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehajqmE6qdY&t=18512s
the real timestamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243047
>i'm sure ame will be back soon
>gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241465
I thought her tail was a diaper here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60242980
It gets me diamonds to think about sucking on her loli titettes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243140
Maybe her tail works as a diaper too

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243095
Kiara doesn't give a fuck about Gura. That's nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243047
Can you give us a quick QRD of what she said for us ESL-chads?

[Anonymous No.]

>:3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243324
It's nothing of substance. Just the usual generic I don't know/can't say anything while going Ame doko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243324
Said she has no idea where they are, and she wouldn't tell us if she did, and if we want to know we should ask Gura during Gura's next superchat reading (lol) someone said Ame being gone is weird, and Kiara said just be patient she will be back eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>born to :3
>forced to :)
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you gura
what did I do to deserve this

[Anonymous No.]

cookie picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243047
Oh

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe Ame realized she also wouldn’t get punished if she ghosted her fans. Why would you work hard if your teammates aren’t either? I’ve been in similar scenarios. Easy to slack off when environment allows for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243462
I think it's pretty obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>60241323
If that's true than the arrest and court records would be public. People know where she lives. They would have found any police or court stuff by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243095
Kiara doesn't care about Gura. She admitted in the past of being jealous if Gura. There was a short time where her and Kiara were close and that was Gura's first Japan trip.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

LIKELY scenarios:
>Contract negotiations
>She doesn't care
>Mental illness/torment

UNLIKELY scenarios:
>Illness (There would have been an announcement)
>Raising child (Too many factors)

Is this correct?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think it's possible to change history simply by writing a sentence here? A sentence so thought-provoking it could change the course of mankind?
I think such a sentence exists. For instance, if someone posted a breakthrough proof in mathematics, it could probably be very influential. I wonder what those sentences could look like and what series of events would happen to change the face of earth...
I miss gura..

[Anonymous No.]

>>60244151
Aim better next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60244151
kill niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243965
I'd add substance abuse/addiction to the likely category at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60244151
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>60244215
based

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>60244544
I want to cuddle that tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>60244544
gurass

[Anonymous No.]

>>60244326
You also need to aim better next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243047
>kiara specifically chooses to address ame’s disappearance and says ame will be back
>no addressing of gura because it’s implicitly assumed by everyone that she won’t be coming back and that there’s no point even addressing her absence
Oh so it’s actually over…
This is how it ends. Well, thanks Gura for the fun times but this year has been abysmal. Does she really prefer to end things in this way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60244319
That's a symptom of mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245057
Chicken was responding to someone in chat asking about Ame and how weird it was for her to disappear like this or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245057
Yeah sorry buddy, not basing any doom off of Kiara's reaction to her chat. She's not known for her measured words and crisp unspoken details

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245057
She addressed Ame specifically because of someone in chat saying this isn't normal for Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239583
idk, in theory if you made every holo's job a living hell because one of their members are flaking out, you would probably get better quality control since they could no longer just pretend that member doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245057
It's never been more over

[Anonymous No.]

This is just the beginning of a brand new beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

I took my third shit today

[Anonymous No.]

>timelooping shit kiara says #356872
please get new content

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245057
Or Kiara just doesn't care about Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245057
>Does she really prefer to end things in this way?
Unironically yes, Gura is the kind of internet personality who'd rather fade away slowly than making their graduation some big event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60239950
She had no idea about gura anyway, it wouldn't have made a difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245274
Why did Gura lie about her cat's gender though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245246
tell your third shit to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245418
I flushed it already. I’ll probably take my fourth in a couple of hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245371
Still better than acting like a Holo being gone for a few weeks is comparable to Gura being gone for most of the year with no explanation. Sick of people trying to include other Holos in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243047
>”Another one? Oh, you guys are so concerned huh?”
>”Ask them. Maybe when they do a superchat reading, they might answer. Who knows.”
Dumb bitch. Why do you think you’re being asked about it? They won’t answer, that’s why you’re being asked you dumb bird-brained bitch. If they answered such questions then they would’ve already been asked and you wouldn’t be the one being asked about them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245610

[Anonymous No.]

>>60244151
Not at all here but my criticismchad comment on the vod got featured by the dramatuber and was used as the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>60243095
>>60243296
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>60245604
Literally what else can she say? The only better move would have been to ignore it entirely