/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

What excuse would it take for you to forgive her?

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>>59721930
I would have to find out she was sucking my cock all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>What excuse
No excuses. I would forgive her If she were honest and straight up called her fans ATM's and said our SC money is going to condoms.

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>>59721930
pregnancy

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>>59722043
Gura should do cuck/findom

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>>59722080
She basically is. Finally claims to be back and collects condom money just to ghost again and get creampied. Chumbuds are fine with it

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>>59722229
it's shitty findom, I need this bratty gaki to act smug directly to my face

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>>59722229
What a fucking whore
h-hot...

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>>59722229
>condom money
>to get creampied
Wait... this doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

She didn't do anything that would require me to forgive her.

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>>59722370
She has a side hoe she needs the condoms for.

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>>59721930
nothing to forgive psycho, I will just continue to enjoy my time with her when she feels like dropping by

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>>59722043
>>59722229
as opposed to which vtuber? lol

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>>59722370
She buys the condoms just to spite her fans with no intention of using them
That way she can really drive home the sheer contempt she feels for chumbuds

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>>59721930
womb PTS. flashbacks from when she had to eat her siblings to survive.

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>>59721930
Collab with Tempus already, fucks sake

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>>59721930
She staunchly refuses to stream until the homos and their toys are terminated. If you think about it her stubbornly defending her ideals is quite admirable.

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>>59723956
This is the saddest cope ever

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>>59721930
I'm set with a new oshi now, so at this point she can do what she wants, Im not coming back. The time for forgiveness ended in April, doubly ended when Bijou debuted. Nice try with streaming over her though.

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>>59723956
Sorry man, the only cope left for chumbuds is that she is still around and not actually graduated. She follow the pattern of vtubers burnout after 2 years.

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>>59723956
If this turns out to be true I will kneel for the rest of my life.
I also hope she's okay.

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>>59721930
>Day 1 membership expired today
>unsubbed
Wish she kept in touch through memership posts, nothing much else to say. Doubt i'll ever find another oshi after her.

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>>59721930

Giving birth to the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler by getting inseminated from a swedish man called Barbie.

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>>59721930
Goober doesn't even care about providing excuses. My views hardly matter to her bottom line.
I'm also not particularly asshurt. It seems to me she's depressed and burnt out and her latest streams weren't especially good as a result anyway.
I'll watch her if she comes back but I doubt it'll happen. I think she'll probably just stay "on the books" for Cover's share price but won't stream outside mandatory events.
It's time to just move on, no need for this grief cycle. Someday you'll find your new Gura

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>>59721930
Family member dying so she is taking regular time off to be with them and doesn't feel comfortable sharing that with her fans, we will never know if something like that is going on but the possibility that it could be something like that stops me from shitting on her too hard.

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>>59725020
Try watching her old clips, back when she was still alive. Unless you are a hardcore gachikoi that didn't missed anything.

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>>59725144
I'm not a gura fan, I just made this thread to gauge how chumbuds feel without trying to be a dramafag about it.
It seems like my oshi is beginning to follow in Gura's footsteps though

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>>59725152
Honestly that's a pretty nice way of looking at it.
>>59724886
Based. Have fun being a tako

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that an attack on Gura is an attack on all of Hololive.
Don‘t let nijiniggers divide us.

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>>59725617
kek you're the only one here thinking about niji

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>tummy really really hort.

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She grows 100 feet and eats me with her ass

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>>59725617
Cope chumkek

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>>59726046
I changed my mind. Gura owes me an apology.

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>>59726308
i hate ai fags so much

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>>59721930
Nothing. I’ve moved on it’s been almost a year since she’s not gave a fuck. Even normies are starting to notice her absence.

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>>59726362
>he thinks that's AI
smoothbrains hate AI

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>>59721930
that train has left the station a fucking long ass time ago
>>59722405
that's... sad, honestly
i wanted to make a joke here, but i see you clearly have a rough time already
>>59725617
>Reminder that an attack on Gura is an attack on all of Hololive.
no
>Don‘t let nijiniggers divide us.
what the hell does kurosanji have to with anything?
>>59726046
based reverse vore enjoyer
>>59726424
/thread

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>>59726559
>nijihomo joins vshojo
>suddenly gura anti threads pop up like crazy
>what the hell does kurosanji have to with anything?
You tell me

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>>59721930
Oh, I'm sorry I've been so busy, but please enjoy season one episode one of the Gawr Gura variety hour. We'll be in syndication just in time for the new year.

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>>59726662
>gura seethe threads didn't exist before 2 days ago

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>>59725144
That's basically it. This is the new normal for Gura, those heady days of 2020 were great but they're not coming back. She clearly doesn't care so why should we? Move on to someone that actually enjoys streaming .

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>>59722229
I never understood this meme, in what relationship does the girl buy condoms and not the dudes?

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>>59726662
>suddenly
threads pointing out that Gura doesn’t stream have been a staple on this board for like over a year

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>>59726916
Perhaps it's a custom from whatever SEA country most of this board lives in?

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i feel sorry for you chumkeks with all coping you are trying to pull it off.

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>>59726662
Also Vshojo vs Holo threads.
Really makes you think

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>>59722043
Just like how Mori have say it about her and COnnor

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I would like Gura to do ASMR with some kisses & ear kicks, & perhaps a countdown at the end.

For members, of course.

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Nothing. She doesn’t want to stream anymore and that’s all there is to it. There’s nothing more to be said.

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>>59727002
Ahh, makes sense

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>>59728342
Then she should graduate instead of stringing her fans along with a comeback stream every other month.

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>>59722370
The condoms are for her massive futa cock, she doesn't want her toybois to get boipreggers (boibortions are fucking expensive)

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>>59728908
She won’t do that because it’s free money for herself and Cover.

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>>59725020
>Doubt i'll ever find another oshi after her
This is the worst position to take, because you’ll me it a reality. Same thing if a girl breaks up with you, if you set yourself up to never love again, then that’s how the wind will blow.
You’ll find more oshis anon. No need to throw the baby out with the bath water. You’ll find your next oshi soon enough.

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>>59729272
Yeah, that's why I won't forgive her.

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Are you sure anons?

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>>59721930
She made a mistake?

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>>59729657
Honestly is best to watch multiple vtubers as casual entertainment. Never a good idea to get too attached to any specific vtuber.

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>>59722034
fpbp?

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Nothing, she made it painfully obvious by "coming back" only to debuff Advent and then fucking off again, she gives no fucks and every single gura enabler is guilty of her awful attitude and absolute lack of professionalism.

Sure you could make a point before about projects, alcoholism or whatever, but streaming over almost the whole Advent debut month?, that was dirty as fuck, the kind of backstabbing move only a woman is capable of.

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I don't think she needs to be forgiven, at least by me. I was never super invested and I ended my membership in October last year. She can do whatever she wants, I'll watch it I'm bored but I can't be let down if I don't have expectation.

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>>59721930
giving me white children is enough to forgive everything, not that she has done anything.

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>>59726916
Every girl i have dated bought the condoms. Maybe its a social thing for some parts of the world.

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>>59727989
His DVA costume cosplay shows that he is like 2 inches erect at best so I dont think it could as cheating if most fans here he can reach places in mori which he cant

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>>59721930
if she said the true directly, i would still not watch her but i would forgive her.

[Anonymous No.]

gura is a shit person we know that.
the question is should we feel pity for chumbuds,laugh at them or be repulsed by them.

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>>59721930
Seriously? She quit streaming regularly AGES ago. Even if she were my oshi I would have moved the fuck on by now. This is getting pathetic.

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>>59731959
You fucked every girl you've ever went on a date with?

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>>59734748
>Even if she were my oshi I would have moved the fuck on by now
This is the thing. How people didn't see the red flags from over a year ago after her 2nd long ghosting session and then move on, is a complete mystery. It's actually insane how people still stick around waiting for literally nothing to happen or change.

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>>59725144
>My views hardly matter to her bottom line.
They don't she makes way more off of merch and members

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>>59735178
Yes why else go on the date. DUMMY

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>>59735891
If that's your attitude, why not skip the date altogether?
And surely you've been on a date with someone who turned out not to be attractive.

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>>59721930
I don't hate her and not really interested in her either, with the ghosting i lost even more interest. Enjoy your waiting chumbuds if that's what makes you guys happy.

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>>59721930
Nothing. She doesn't care so I don't either. While Gura and Myth got me into vtubers, I branched out and found a lot of cool indies and small corpo vtubers to watch instead so I'm happy where I'm at.

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>>59721930
Stream.

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>>59721930
She doesn't need my forgiveness. I've moved on.
That being said, I still believe that there are real life considerations behind her absences. Whether it's illness, depression, alcoholism or something else, I don't think she would do this out of sheer laziness. These are rather private affairs, which would be difficult to share on-stream. I think it would definitely give some closure to some of her fans and I wish they could get that, but I don't expect it to happen.

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>>59726362
Anon, are you blind?

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>>59721930
Before Advent, many. After Advent, none.
There fact that she cares enough about her spotlight to stunt their growth during their most important weeks, but not enough to actually keep streaming afterwards infuriates me. I'm sort of a newfag, so I didn't know she apparently did the same thing for Council. When I became aware of that, that sealed the deal for me. I'll never watch another stream of hers. I wish she'd just graduate, cause I would like some closure, plus she wouldn't be able to interfere with new girls. But of course she's not gonna give up that passive income. Unless COVER finally grow some balls and fire her, she'll just stay right where she is, unfortunately.

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>>59737092
I doubt the debut streams were her idea. Cover probably insisted that she showed and shilled the new members to chumbuds. The whole overlap rrat is silly IMO.

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>>59737092
>to stunt their growth
8pm belongs to the Queen. You can borrow it, but you can't keep it.

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>>59721930
best i can do is "forget", sorry

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>>59722229
>condom money
birth control money.

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>>59726916
any girl used to dating have condoms ready just in case.

the only ones that dont have are the ones just starting their sexlifes

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>>59725020
>Doubt i'll ever find another oshi after her.
You will someday. Unless you give up on vtubers entirely.
I already found my new oshi in EN3.

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>>59739179
you'll give up on bijou once you realize that gaming 24/7 gets old

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>>59737242
This is retarded, anon. If she was streaming to help the new girls, she would have raided into them or offset her time so that her stream ended while they were still going (or coordinated with them to offset their timing). She didn't. She was only there to make sure her chumpigs didn't get distracted.

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>>59725144
I've been saying it for a while now, but Gura is a part-timer. She will stream sometimes but has no contractual obligation to stream anymore.
She's effectively soft-retired.
The rrat I choose to believe is that she was going to completely graduate last year, but Cover struck a deal with her in order to keep her around because losing her would be a devastating financial loss.

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>>59721930
I'll forgive her only if she has a sickness as severe as hachaama's. I.e leukemia
But we all know the true reason why Gura doesn't stream is because one, she knows she can get away with it and two, she is stuck battling with her alcoholic tendencies. Hard to stream as a seiso idol vtuber when you are drunk

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>>59726662
>suddenly
Gura anti threads are literally one of the staples of /vt/.

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>>59739233
It's not Bijou.

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>>59735843
>From over a year ago
It honestly didn't seem like she'll end up like this, back in 2022 especially after how great her 2021 was. It's only after she didn't "come back strong" after the Holofes when I started to get disillusioned with her and start seeing excuses when previously I saw reasons.

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Just doing the bare fucking minimum streaming that literally all of her EN coworkers have no problem doing. She did that in August and it was fun. She could literally just keep doing that and not apologize but she can't even do that. So I'm at the point where she could just make a single SPECIFIC excuse, even if it's a lie and I'd be fine. But she can't even do THAT.

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>>59737242
she like talked about them for like 5 minutes in total if that. And in that Myth collab with them she barely acknowledged they exist

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>>59721930
"Hey chumbies! Today we're playing Outer Wilds again!"

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I forgive her every time she streams. I’m completely in love with this girl

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>>59735843
When you realize most people who say "my wife" aren't actually joking it makes a lot more sense why they forgive her so easily, and I was borderline on that level for 2 years

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Honestly? The death or severe illness of family or someone close to her. I would understand if she didn't want to share something like that with millions of fans if she was in a weak state of mind because you will get the inevitable edgelords trying to say whatever they think will be most traumatizing to someone experiencing grief.

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>>59721930
"you can't stay mad at me, i'm cute :3" would unironically work on me.

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>>59739098
The point of the meme is that they have them for their boyfriend though, not random guys they're dating.

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>>59721930
cunny cam

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>>59739916
>didn't "come back strong"
she "came" strongly for me, that's all that matters.

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>>59721930
anal cancer

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She doesn't need my forgiveness and I don't really care that much because she's not my Oshi
I do want her to come back though, even if he doesn't offer any explanation, EN is pretty dead and I think Gura has to take some sort of responsibility because she's obviously the face of HoloEN, I mean where's the team mindset, I get that maybe you dislike some of your coworkers but Hololive is more important, you can't be so fucking selfish

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>>59721930
"I'm putting aside my projects"

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>>59721930
Pregnancy with me, the baby.

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>>59721930
If she just says “Sorry chumbuds, I’ve lost the spark to stream. I’ll still be around and do stuff, but I’ve lost my love for vtubing. I’ll be suspending membershrimp until I am back”

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>>59725617
Verification not required.

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>>59725617
Classic yew strategy deflect internal problems to outsiders.
nijis have 0 power, no one worries about them.

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>>59721930
pregnancy

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She's like Mumbo Jumbo but there's no Grian

[Anonymous No.]

I don’t care enough about her to “forgive her”. I just don’t give a shit. That’s what happens when you aren’t active as an entertainer. People forget about you and move on.

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>>59759955
Dimitri Jap forced Gura to post the "Hololive only grows stronger >:3" line

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>>59727002
we're too poor to buy condoms

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's been obvious at this point that she doesn't want to be a part of the company anymore. I'm not heartless and believe her when she says she has personal health issues, but whatever the reason is, she wanted out of the company sometime last year, and Cover has pretty much been bending to her will ever since.

All the shitalk and personal grievances aside, I think an actual graduation from gura would be a huge fucking blow to the vtuber industry as a whole, let alone cover, and they know this. So thats why she pretty much gets away with ghosting completely outside of 3D events.

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>>59721930
Nothing to forgive. She has never done anything wrong, nor will she ever do anything wrong. It's the feistybuds that stopped her from streaming.

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>>59721930
I have already forgiven her <3

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>>59721930
i think the answer for most would be for her to come back to streaming semi-regularly before she fucks off and does it yet again

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing to forgive I just wish Yagoo would release a statement saying gura is doing 'idol activities' behind the scenes and won't be streaming regularly like ayame and aqua anymore and leave it at that so we stop having these retarded threads.

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>>59756176
Gay post. The whole point of doing random comeback tours for a week or two, then ghosting, is so membershrimp will resub and give her a fat payday. We know from SC numbers she's lost more than half her paypigs, but the thing is her fanbase is twice as large as mori's so it doesn't even matter- merch sells a lot to the japanese who UOH for loli shark gorl and otaku piggu are numerous enough to pay for her whole house in a month even running at half capacity. She's just doing it at this point to see how much anons will be jerked around.

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>>59721930
I've stopped caring, but if Gura suddenly revealed an amazing project that justified all the absences, it would make many eat crow. I'm just not sure what that would actually be. An album would be great but Kiara and Bea put one out while streaming far more.

That's the other thing I find frustrating about Gura, when the projects are unveiled they're almost always underwhelming. Umisea? An expensive animated op with a terrible song when she doesn't actually stream? Kanauru skin walking her? Most people would prefer an extra stream a month to any of this.

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>>59735843
At this point at least half of them are trolls. It's like the /gme/ threads on /biz/, it's mostly just anons taking the piss. On here you still have some gura fanatics seething about feistybuds but for the most part her fanbase will be dead or dormant by this time next year and we won't have to repeat this shit again.

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>>59721930
She could just come out and say she doesn't love streaming or the "culture." Even in her previous life, she barely streamed and instead focused on making meme videos.

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>>59721930
>excuse
i still love her, dont mind that shes sick

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>>59728927
good post

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>>59770313

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>>59771473
>9/11
Just makes it better.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't need an excuse. She just needs to become a janny and clean up all this shitty catalog spam, then she's good for life in my books.

[Anonymous No.]

whatever excuse it may be, I must find it or move on with it. because she's literally me, and not forgiving her means not forgiving myself

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>>59773274
meds