The Shiori Novella - Chapter 4, Page 317

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There is darkness inside all of us, though mine is more dangerous than most. Still, we all have it, that part of our soul that is irreparably damaged by the very trials and tribulations of life.

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>>59702009
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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[Anonymous No.]

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

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Hags who still dress like they did in middle school.

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I am going to Shiori

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Imouto Shiori love.

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I might unironically be the single most unemployed person in America

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Another wonderful quote.

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and again...

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SHIORI CUTE

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>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anyone here who actually would want or wouldn't mind a male collab?

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I want a mail collab

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Just gonna leave this Little Shiori here

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>>59702470
I want a postal 2 stream where Shiori vents out all of our collective frustration with DHL shipping.

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>>59702471
Don't think;
Leave for a while, and do something else.

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>>59702578

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>>59702537
Go ahead but I can't promise she'll be in the same condition when you get back

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>>59702471
I don't like this picture. I feel the disappointment directed at me.

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I love this oreo lady

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SHIORI A CUTE

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>>59702931
I need at least five cute pics to confirm that.

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>>59702471
me every page

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damn post timer

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>>59702956

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>>59702956

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her prechat made her hate us even more today

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done

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>>59703139
thats good. i hope she bullies and gives us a good scolding next stream

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>>59703139
good cold and unfeeling soon no affection only collabs no recognition

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>>59703139
>us
lol.

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nyanyanya

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>>59703139
She loves Tim

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>>59703139
>us
don't lump me in with those retarded faggots

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>>59703139
she would never hate us would she?
We aren't the ones breaking containment anyway and when there is, it's usually antis and brownskin retards

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>>59703322

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#justshiorithings thread now

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fun things are fun

[Anonymous No.]

When is book club?
Did it happen yet?
I was walking past the book store earlier and ctrl+f'd the thread for "book" to see if people had started voting and saw no posts...

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Shiori giving (You) the cold shoulder...

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Starting to get into RPGM games recently. Will start playing SEQUEL now.

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>>59703939
(You) probably deserve it

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Moo~(thinking...)

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>>59703675
I've ran out of sadshis....

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>>59704222

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>>59703735
It's over. We don't read anymore.

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Finished cooking dinner.
Prompt time, anyone got any?

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>>59704534
Shiori helping you overcome your addictions after finding you overdosed on Ketamine.

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>>59704534
Shiori maid rp with messed up cooking, with her trying to make up for it

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>>59703735
Book anon not around

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>>59704534
Shiori convincing you not to quit your job after 3 Saturday shifts in a row.

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>>59704857
is book anon on a 3 day vacation?

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>>59704534
Shiori walks in on novelites naked and the hijinks it ensues

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>>59704830
I'll work with this one for now, bit tired today so the others will either be put on hold or just ask me again next time.

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I did something bad, guys.

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>>59705272
what did you do now anon....

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>>59705336
I was thinking

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>>59705272
Hope you didn't do something illegal

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>>59705260
Maybe it can be mixed with the convincing you not you quit your job one

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sad-shi hours

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It's been a while, can we get a good morning audio please, Shiori

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I want to place my hand on her body and give her little cuddles to calm her down from her quivering episode.

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>>59706196
It's like 2 am in real America.

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>>59706261
she's probably still up scrolling through her socials...

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>>59706196
We had one less than a week ago.

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>>59706196
Clingy~

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>>59706196
Make a entry with all her good morning tweexs. Let your desires and emotions guide you to something productive.

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>>59706662
>entry
Rentry

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We're never going to get the "I love you" voice tweet...

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>>59706779
thats for the novelknight audio

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>>59704512
I got hard filtered by the long book

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>>59704512
Shigger I'm reading The Prince right now. I will plunge the world into war in order to secure a bright future for Shiorin.

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>>59706967
That's fine by me.

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>>59704534 (me)
>>59704830
Thought for a while on how I'm gonna make this, either as an imouto Shiori fic or not. The idea of imouto being a clutz even while larping as a maid was really nice in my head, but I decided to go with just Shiori.
Also I'm changing the contents of this prompt slightly. Hope it's still enjoyable.
>It started with a simple joke
>"I bet you're unable to play the role of a maid, Shiori"
>She pouted at you and responded, her tone somewhat arrogant, as if she intended to prove you wrong: "Hmph! You're going to eat those words Anon! I'll be the perfect maid and I'll have you bowing before me as my butler afterwards!"
>A week later, as you arrive home from work
>You wonder how you managed to survive such a hellish work day while opening the door
>Then, Shiori greets you
>"Welcome home Master, normally I'd ask if you want a dinner, a bath, or me, but since I'm just a maid and not a housewife, the best I can offer you is dinner."
>Shiori smirks at you, fully into the role of a maid
>You feel a sense of heat rise up from within you.
>You approach her, playfully holding her against the wall, then you tilt her head up to face you by resting your fingers under her chin
>"I think I'll have you anyway." You say to her, a look of desire in your eyes.
>Shiori smirks again then playfully slaps your cheek and responds to your advances: "Pfft, you're not allowed to touch me until you admit that I'm a great maid!"
>You sigh then decide to ask for dinner
>This is unfortunately where disaster strikes
>Shiori brings you a bowl, in it is a bowl of instant ramen she made, with a few extra toppings, a sunny-side up egg, some chopped spring onion, shallots and some bits of chopped fried chicken.
>It looks appealing in all aspects, you have to admit that for instant ramen, Shiori managed to make it look good
>And then, she trips, the entire bowl falling out of her hand and landing on the floor
>You watch the entire thing happen from your chair, a desire to laugh is building up but you quickly cover your mouth, trying your hardest not to let a sound out
>"OH FUCK! SHIT! HOLD UP THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN!"
>Shiori's impressive maid roleplay has already shattered, her clumsiness cannot be masked by mere roleplay.
>Thankfully the bowl hasn't shattered from the fall, the contents were just spilled out everywhere
>You sigh and proceed to get up but Shiori quickly stops you, placing her hands on your shoulders and forcing you to sit back down.
>"Ano-err, Master, please sit and wait, I got this!"
>Shiori tries to sweep up the mess as fast as she can, using a dustpan and broom.
>She sighs then goes back to the kitchen.
>From the kitchen, you can hear her exclaim: "I spent hours practicing gosh darn it!"
>Soon after, she returns with another bowl, this time it's just some cereal with milk, it doesn't look as appetizing as the first meal, sadly.
>Shiori, trying to look as refined as she could, places the bowl in front of you.
>"Here, it may not be the best, but it should be good for now!"
>You look at the bowl of cereal, an understanding smile on your face, but then you realize something important
>"Hey Shiori? Where's the spoon?"
>She looks at you confused: "Huh? Spoon? What spoon?
>You then point to the bowl of cereal, making it clear that you can't eat without a spoon
>She stares at you for a few seconds, her cheeks, and then her ears, slowly turning red.
>She runs back to the kitchen, then runs back to you with a spoon
>"H-here! Take it! Frick!" She drops the spoon in front of you
>You look at her, unable to hold it in any longer, you start laughing
>"Sh-shut up! Eat your god damn cereal!" her cheeks are fully flushed red now, embarrassed and unable to look at you properly.
>She then storms off, exclaiming out loud: "I'm going to prepare the bath for you, it'll be ready by the time you're done!"
>It's clear she's trying to avoid further embarrassment so you leave her be and begin to eat the cereal
>It's about as plain as it looks, just cereal, no fruit or anything to accompany it.
>After finishing the sad excuse of a dinner meal, you at least think that the bath will be ok.
>You leave your bowl at the sink, making sure to rinse it with hot water first, then you head to the bathroom.
>Shiori is still there, bent over, testing the water repeatedly to make sure the temperature is just right for you
>Her skirt is lifted up as she's bent over, you can see her panties pretty easily.
>You're tempted to go for a cheeky feel, but you know that the more you hold back, the better it will be after.
>Shiori, satisfied with the water, wipes her forehead then proceeds to turn around.
>Unfortunately, she didn't expect you to be there so quickly
>With an audible "Eek!" she steps backwards and falls backwards
>You're too late to catch her, and she falls into the bathtub
>Her entire outfit now soaked, you even notice her panties are practically see-through.
>She looks up at you, as if she's about to cry
>"D-don't look! Fuck!"

[Anonymous No.]

It might sound kinda gay, but I love novelites. You fags are cool.

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>>59707441
Think for a second about every single post you saw here. Yes even THAT one. Still think we are cool?

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>>59707441
Novelites are the least cool people on Earth. Nobody is as not cool as Novelites.

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>>59707952
Are we at least cute?

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>>59708004
Yeah, me.

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>>59702009
Novelites, how do you feel knowing that Shiori panders to the lowest scum on Earth? Clipwatchers

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>>59707400
so cute KYAAAA
thanks for the cute read

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>>59708099
It's ok when Shiori does it.
No, quite literally when it's on her own channel it's fine.

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>>59708099
I couldn't give a fuck if she posts the clips herself. Rather than hating clip watchers, I despise the niggers that post the clips with dumb clickbait shite in the thumbnail and title

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Shiori hates me the most.

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>>59709016
Lovecraft

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I love my wife Shiorin~

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>>59707400
Anon are you going full horny right now, not complaining tho
I like this one a lot, not only because I have a maid fetish, also you blend her failing her skits and your write perfectly.

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>>59709426
Very cute. Could you perhaps crop it a bit better next time? I can see a little bit of N*rissa in it. Thanks.

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>>59709421
Is that for the October? Anybody got the full list?

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>>59703968
I like JRPGs only if there's a corruption mechanic

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>>59709754
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1707025323001356412

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>>59709821
>24th

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>>59708136
Awe thanks, glad you enjoyed it!
>>59709425
Hmm, nah, just a bit of teasing like some of my other works (Like professor / student watching a movie together or part 1 of vampire Shiori.)
If I were to go full horny on it I would have gone for the ass feel and make it lead into a part 2. The fall into the bath was just another clutz moment. (in my head)
Either way I'm glad you think that her pon skits moments line up with my writing, that's exactly what I tried to aim for!

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>>59702423
Don't want it and will unmember her for it. Won't kick up a fuss or make/bite bait though it's her decision and mine

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>>59702423
Yes, there are plenty. She was always most comfortable in the company of men anyway.

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Be me
>Joined a novelites discord.
>I'm realized, that I cannot typing racial slur
>The drawback for cannot typed doxnigger or faggots are very heavy.
>Uninstall discord.

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Huh? New IPs?

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>Suddenly, new IP's talking about male collabs and responding to obvious bait
It's like they don't know we can see the IP count.

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>>59702423
I personally don't give a flying fuck. But I don't want her to, simply because of the amount of shit it would draw her way. I'd still watch her tho I don't really care about males and all that, but I understand why some people do

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>>59710195(me finally free and see the new IP)
Stop replying your own post, and fucking kill yourself brownie faggots.

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>>59710214
Imagine being so butthurt because your post didn't get a single (You) after 4 hours. Rumao.

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Have you guys ever thought

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>>59710315
Just now actually.

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>>59710315
Ever thought about Shiorin play Everhood 2

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Welp, time to wait for the usual clean-up crew.
>>59710315
I have to think a lot in order to writefag.

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>>59710325 (me)
Fuck, I thought about someone again.

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>>59710364 (Me)
Oh shit, it happened again...

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>>59710315
I'm honestly miss her biology trivia content.
I don't know if she want to do it again or nah....
I just love listening a nerd like her talking about scientific trivia, very interesting to watch.

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>>59710405 (Me)
and again...

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>>59710195
>>59710278
Sorry

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>>59710413
Same
I’m here once again asking for educational content

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Is she planning to do the hot sauce challenge still? She bought the sauce right

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>>59711335
I can't believe I miss this thing as a possible concept for her power lore.
Yorick or any dark goo she possessed can shape shifting into everything she's desires.

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>>59711520
ink clothing (I'm the ink)

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>>59711912
The ink underwear? Me

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I'm her dildo.

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>>59711335
Breed the bunny

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I'm her thought process.

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>>59711970
I ship Shiori and Pekora

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Can't believe it bros. I still have yet to catch up to the three days of stream I missed and I will miss another one tomorrow.

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>>59709821
You know, since I can't drawfag at all. Maybe I should follow this list and do a writefag for each day instead?
I have no idea how I'll do some of these but that just makes it more interesting.

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I had a busy day yesterday and missed Rissa stream yesterday.Im guessing Shiori showed up for it then and Ishould watch the VOD?

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>>59712136
Yes. Shiori was there for most of it. Also Fauna.

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>>59702009
Still the worst case of model fitting voice and personality

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>>59712188
Damn I dont which one will lay in the others lap and nurse but I cant wait for the fan artists to draw it

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>>59712084
Maybe a short story related to the scene or the outfit mentioned could work

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>>59712084
good idea

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>>59712084
I am excited for your furfag entry

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just a tourist passing by cause i saw the OP
your oshi is cute and she needs more feet art

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>>59712506
Just for you, tourist-kun.

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>>59712491
>She shows you with excitement in her eyes, the costume that she picked out for halloween
>It's a fursuit
>You stare at her in disbelief
>She looks at your face, and suddenly she feels as if she made a bad choice, however she doesn't let this deter her
>She says with confidence: "I promise you'll love it!"
There, that's the start.
I'm totally not writing down starters for every single one
>>59712591
Oh hey, I know this one, good choice.

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Part five let’s go. Hope you get the reference.

The girls grouped up around the console, setting up the machine.
“Rissa, will you?”
“Anything for you, Shiorin.” Nerissa cleared her throat, gave me a flirty wink and picked up the transceiver.
“All units be advised, return to section 1 Charlie , I repeat, return to section 1 Charlie immediately .”
If I weren’t there watching her speaking, I wouldn't doubt it was the lieutenant giving orders. Shiori was beside her giving instructions, while checking her ‘diary’ and the monitor. With these false orders the guards were running around the compound like headless chickens in the screens. Some were trapped with large groups of patients while others got stuck in burning rooms.
“….requesting backup, over.” Nerissa finished her line and gave a relieved sigh. She turned to Shiori with her needy voice. “Did I do well, Shiori?”
“Of course Rissa, you’re amazing. That’s why you’re my favorite.” Nerrisa lowered her head for Shiori to give her head pats, and leaked some soft squeaks when Shiori praised her more.

“Requesting backup at Vault Mike…the whole squadron is gone…HELP US….PLEA-“ The radio suddenly burst out and cut off immediately. Something seemed to catch Shiori’s attention as she sat back in the chair. She scanned through the screens while tapping on her diary with Nerrisa watching her nervously.
“Nerrisa, go get Biboo down stairs. I’ll meet you all at the main hall.” She instructed.
“B-but Shiorin. You might get hurt-“
“Don’t worry Rissa, my Page will keep me safe.” Shiori gave me a trusting wink, looking at my surprised face.
“You won’t let your princess down, right?”

We got separated as smoke started spreading through the building, thick clouds of dark fog blocking my view. The temperature was heating up as I got closer to wherever I was aiming. After a few corners I bumped into a dim hallway without smoke. When I was busy catching some fresh air, I noticed emergency lights illuminating the blood on the ground. Instead of alarms, an out of tune children melody was playing out loud by the speakers. Body parts scattered around are barely visible to identify whom they belong to, along with the weapons. At the end of the aisle were two silhouettes holding hands. In the flickering lights, I recognized what they are. A pair of twin girls, each wearing a pink and blue outfit with their face covered with darkness.

“Hello wuffian.” Two voices spoke straight into my mind in sync.

“Come and play with us.” A soft and faint voice.

“Uh-uh. Play with us.” A lower and cold voice.

With every flicker the blood and corpses changed their position, only the twins standing still. I tried to close my eyes but they’re still in my sight, as if they’re branded in my pupils. The melody was getting louder, as the lights flashing more intensely.

“Let’s have some fun. Bau bau.” The disembodied voices were syncing once again.

“Bau bau.”

“Bau bau.”

“Bau bau.”

I did everything I could to stop the voices, crawling on the floor. I blocked my ears with my hands. I shutted my eyes so hard it hurts. I opened my mouth but no sound was coming out. I begged for it to stop, but no one could hear me scream.

“It’s just like pictures in a book, professor. It isn’t real.”

A warm palm touch on my shoulder, gently holding me up. I opened my eyes weakly, a familiar face came into view. Shiori’s sharp golden eyes saw through my startled eyes, and calmed me down with her smile. The voices and horrors are gone, only leaving the body parts on the floor.

“What did you see, professor?” She asked curiously when I start breathing normally.

“Uh….A twin…I guess….” I tried to clear my stunned mind, roaming through the pieces of my memory.

“Oh, a twin you say.” Shiori’s face came so close that she was the only thing I could see. Her warm hands caress my cheeks slowly, with a mixed smell of lavender and disinfectant fluid. I was trapped in her eyes until she finally backed off, with a black slime ball falling off her shoulder. Shiori smirked looking at me, leaving a light kiss on my forehead.

“Good job, professor. We must be close to them.”

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[Anonymous No.]

ヴァンパイア | VAMPIRE

>After dark, after dark.
>The moonlight is my beacon.
>The stars are my illumination.

>White like a porcelaine are my teeth.
>Black like a sable is my dress.
>White and black amethyst are my hairs.

>Red as your blood.
>Blood as your soul.
>Soul as my victuals.

>I am a vampire.
>Amber eyes like a fire.
>Don’t give me any ire.

>Bestow me your love.
>I cannot take it anymore.
>More and more.

>Dear naughty boys.
>Thou didn’t fall into slumbers.
>Can I take a few sips of thy souls ?

I don't know which anon who made Shiorin vampire story. I really love it so much and I decided to made a poem based on your story and a song with a same title from Deco*27.

I hope (You) and everyone love it.

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>>59711970
Shiori's pelvis after I'm done with her

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>>59713746
not gonna lie, it feels like a rap lyrics lol

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>>59713746
that would be the aussie writer anon i think it's in the same style as his other works.

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You miss the weirdest things when you're suddenly unable to have them. I don't eat cereal normally but I would fucking demolish a bowl of choco shells right now

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>>59713459
>Dear naughty boys.
Welp will she resort to an ojii-san ?

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>>59714535
Yeah, me.

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>sensei no koto suki desu ka?
Shiorin-sensei daisukiii

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>>59713746
It feels weird to use thou and thy just once, while there's lot of "yours".
There's no consistency.

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>>59714762
Iitai koto ga arundayo
Yappari Shiorin kawaiiyo
Suki suki daisuki yappa suki
Yatto mitsuketa ohime-sama
Ore ga umeretekita riyuu
Sore wa Shiori ni deau tame
Ore to issho ni jinsei ayumou
Sekai de ichiban aishiteru
A-I-SHI-TE-RU!

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think

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>>59714363
On a side note it's nice to have evidence that coffee isn't the cause of my shit sleep. Coffehaters btfo

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>>59715546
For what purpose?

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>>59715602
It depends when you consume your caffeine. In the morning it's fine. If it's 6-8 hours or less before you usually go to bed, it's still in your system and makes it harder to sleep properly.

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Fucking bitch betrayed my trust

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>>59715546
Sure, are you thinking about writing or drawing ?

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My cute goth wives

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noveliiiights

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I'm going to plunge my rod 6 inches into a novelight

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>>59716560
We're not saplings or your fat round minions.

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>>59716450
RAPE

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>>59703269
>she would never hate us would she?
Anon, every Holo EN dislikes many of you by default because you can only speak in slurs (even ironically) and you don't know when to stop being horny and cannot stop gossiping. Most of them are nice girls with relatively normal libidos and they know enough to not shit where they eat, even Mori who (for some reason) still finds this place funny.

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>>59716450
Jailbiiiirds

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Nothing but a wretched morning to you Novelknaves, I saw what happened last night. Everyone involved should be embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

The image that haunts me is the thought that she wants me
In her sheet, on the table and in the shower
While I bend her over and steal her flower
But alas, I've spurted. Gaeta on the calm sea.
In the state of shame, how could I not foresee
Guile gal, over me, holds all the power
My fruits, my seeds. Everything has gone sour
My soul is imprisoned by her royal decree

Your days are numbered, the wicked demiurge.
Your sulphur stench and your heart of soot
It has driven me to collapse; I'm on the verge.
But I still can think, and you are only a lonely brute.
Be petrified, lying creator, for the next time I splurge
It will be in the form of a red super chat stating SHIORI CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>59716963
I didn't see it and I don't wish to know.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate evil so much I hate evil so fucking much I want to destroy all evil and it's disgusting fucking agents

[Anonymous No.]

>>59717460
>it's

[Anonymous No.]

>>59717532
I'm too mad for grammar

[Anonymous No.]

>>59717740
You are always mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59716450
thats a cute rissa

[Anonymous No.]

>>59717806
because there's always evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59717851
Is that reason enough to always ignore grammar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59716450
Fuk off

[Anonymous No.]

>>59717851
To purge all evils
>Purge the human race
DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

Dear Allah. Please let her be cute tonight. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

I think shiori might have a vagina and boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>59719145
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>59719453
They hated Steezus for he told the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>59712084
oh god my dick is not ready for vampire part 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59716872
Obviously I am just a random retard on this site who can't speak for Mori, but I'll fully admit at least 95% of the time I spend on this site is a total waste of time (not even in the time I've spent on this site not being "productive", but in the sense I'm not even getting any enjoyment out of it) but on rare occasions some anon will post some wild shit that'll have me laughing harder than anything posted anywhere else on the internet that I've seen. I keep coming back for that.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have hopes or ideas for specific membership streams?
>Temper your expectations, she seems to want to keep a similar content schedule as the kind she does normally.

[Anonymous No.]

oh nyoo... she retweeted some AIslop...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720593
BASED BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720623
I wonder about it. It's an AIslop, submitted to Holoctober, on which the whole tag was made by Iofi, who's currently on a grand crusade to purge all AI art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720593
IOFI DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720766
I'd bet 50 ducats that shiori doesn't even know who hip-hop beats to study with is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59719145

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720580
Live birth, (You) are the father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720943
Reasonable

[Anonymous No.]

wtf bros, oreo looking w*men do exist in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59721245
>no hair pin
we are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720994
I doubt you're Shiori, but you never know. These hours are when she usually wakes up, so I'll be honest. I want a date stream. Most holoENs have done that. No games. You don't need anything else to "keep us entertained". I don't know why you even think you are boring. I'm honestly sometimes angry that you have such low self-esteem. Can anyone else explain it? Why? She has a fanbase unparalleled in devotion but she still thinks she is too boring to do a normal zatsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720808
ngl Iofis kind of a cunt for what she does, at least when she does it to people who make it obvious it's AI. Also when she picks and chooses to turn a blind eye like the Nene tracing shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59721245
Shiori if she never showered and never shaved to "fight" the patriarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720593
Why do AIslop tits all look the same? Other than the hands, the next easiest way for me to detect AIslop is to look at the cleavage. The gradient is always portrayed the same, no matter the style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59721245
Too old

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720580
Just a zatsu with content that she wouldn't want clipped. Most high effort stuff might as well be saved for public streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720580
Do you want to know what other holo members do in their memshi streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720580
Chill streams. I just want you to be more comfortable and talk about anything without the fear of copyright or monetization...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720580
>[Karaoke] love songs just for (You)~
>[Handcam] Honey, I've made (You) dinner~
>[Zatsudan] POV: (You)r goth GF trauma dumps for 2 hours
>[watchalong] La La Land

[Anonymous No.]

Am I a bad person for posting here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720580
https://youtu.be/Df5MNR9dhMI
Some holos get personal with their members. I do remember hearing Shiori promoting her membership as 'if you want to get closer to me' or somewhere along the lines but I might be making that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720580
Membership drawing streams are really good zatsus. She could do Halloween related doodles and talk about whatever. Either that or ASMR. I'm a sucker for ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720580
I dunno if she's tired of the whole inkwell/novelknight/princess rp yet but princess roleplay where she knights superchatters/members and gives each one of us a smooch. we can also (optionally?) submit crests and she displays them on stream as the specific novelknight is being knighted.
i don't want to kill her voice though so maybe just restrict it to superchatters or maybe just users who submitted crests because I'm pretty sure she has thousands of members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59721781
You're a bad person if you're a prechat nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59721766
>[watchalong] La La Land
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>59721781
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>59721766
Good ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>59721614
nta but this is the only holo ive followed other than botan
what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59721781
You can hold on to your humanity but it is difficult. You must regularly perform incredible acts of heroism to counteract the deleterious effects of this place and even then it may still twist you. Better men and women than you have fallen to this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59721766
I'd like to think this is what her schedule would look like in February. Imagine the Valentine's stream

[Anonymous No.]

I've seen a Novelite's dick. It was pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59720580
>>59721766
>Temper your expectations
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722170
That seems pretty normal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

She's not here, my fellow novelites. Stop thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722274
>Stop thinking.
Every time I start thinking I end up just thinking of all the ways I'm a worthless fuckup, but I can't stop...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59721766
3 more years maaaaaybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722299
Since you're a worthless fuckup, have you tried thinking deliberately, like on purpose?
If you can fuck that up, that means you're no longer thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722240
The first two are probable, the latter third isn't something I expect to see for at minimum a year and I doubt she'll be referring to herself as GF, she dropped that terminology pretty early for the 'I'm whatever you want me to be' shtick

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722170
>>59722381
Why? What's wrong with those? The titles are exaggerated, but the content is pretty standard, which I think is in line with her normal range. How is JAPANESE LESSON more aligned with her content than a hand-cam stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Vore roleplay for T4 membership stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722557
see >>59722510

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722510
I still think of her as my GF, though. Maybe my student with whom I have a highly inappropriate professor-student relationship, since I'm pretty sure I'm much older than her IRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722510
I don't know, even if she dropped the terminology, she still acts flirty and affectionate now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722635
Sure. I just don't want anons to freak out if she doesn't talk about loving (You) or being your GF since she's more conscious of the people who absolutely don't care about/don't want that these days. I still expect her to be affectionate with things that she probably wouldn't risk otherwise, like 'Dinner, Bath, or Me?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722698
Girl best friends act like that too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722781
I wouldn't know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722622
A normal zatsu where she gets personal with chat is something unimaginable? Literally every HoloEN had that. Ollie cried for a year in her membership streams. Kiara's zatsus? Is it really that hard to imagine a zatsu where Shiori talks about her childhood? Fears and motivations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722874
Because we all know Shiori is like the other Holos. True!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722732
All it takes for her is to turn Nouvelle into an anime boy in her head and make him a proxy for the amorphous blob that is chat and we're good to go. But would that be enough for your average needy and clingy GFE consumer?

[Anonymous No.]

Shiggers are acting up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722732
There isn't anybody that doesn't want GF. There are only people pretending they don't so they score some imaginary good boy points from Shiori since they are "normal" watchers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723002
you would be surprised
https://poal.me/ciylzf

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723043
Those people are lying or they watch other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59702055
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722924
What do you want from membership streams if a personal zatsu where she talks about her dreams, aspirations and other stuff is too much for you? Name them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723043
Where is the option for I don't personally watch for GFE but also don't mind if she does it for those that do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723043
Shiori's orbiter friends psyoping the thread so they get more crumbs. Next.

[Anonymous No.]

Which posts do I save in my grudgeposts folder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723091
I don't think it's too much, I'd love it. But I wouldn't be surprised if it takes her much longer to get more personal or if it never actually happens.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723199
This one
She will not be more cute than usual today

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723234
Shiori will never trust us... Its over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723199
No kiss. She's still pissed off over having to stop masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723268
Novelites vs Novelights, dated approx. 2023 AD

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723234
Could be. Maybe after the gifts run out since she has like 700 gifted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723322
I still can't believe she appeared from nowhere to stop chat faggotry yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723292
Even I wouldn't trust my core fanbase after the retarded shit they pulled 12 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723419
Rrat: She hates us. The reason she let it go on so long was because she saw it was mentioned and was waiting for someone to out themselves from /here/ by calling those fags out in order to know who to blacklist. That's why there's anons in that thread telling the others to call them out. She's /here/ and she hates (You).

[Anonymous No.]

Just spitballing some random idea i had during free time at work. and also still pretty new to this, so pls be gentle

>You couldn't move, your limbs do not work. You tried breathing...nothing, you tried to open your mouth...nothing and then you tried opening your eyes with all your strength and still... nothing.
>Despite all that, you know you are conscious and alive even if you couldn't breathe while being enveloped by the dark.
>All of a sudden, you could hear. You then tried to focus on listening to the voices that are familiar to you even in your current circumstance. It sounded like gibberish at first but you worked it out eventually that someone was getting scolded.
>"What have you two done? Oh My God. Shiori's going to kill us. We'll be eating moldy bread for the next week" a soothing motherly voice berated. "Nooo! Not moldy bread again." cried two familiar fluffy and fuzzy voices.
>You have heard these tones before. It was Nerissa who was nagging and FuwaMoco that was being nagged. "What do we do? This is one of Shiori's favourite toy, Timmy-3." Nerissa said worriedly. "Biboo can fix it right?" You heard Fuwawa ask. "Un Un" Mococo fretted.
>"It's not that easy..." You picked up on a cute bratty voice that was giggling that you recognised as Bijou. "You have any ideas, Nerissa?" She questioned Nerissa before their voices became harder for you to hark in on as they seemed like they were discussing while moving further away from wherever you were.
>Mococo screamed suddenly. "Shiori's on the way back! She's already at the front porch" she shrieked. "Quick FuwaMoco, go down and stall her," Nerissa ordered the twins. "How?" The twins cried in confusion. "You two will think of something, just go, quickly." It seems like Nerissa told the two scared guard dogs off to distract Shiori.
>"Here, take this soul gem and move it into a new body. You have plenty of those right?" You heard Biboo propose. "Yeah, I should have some spare bodies from [REDACTED] we could use, but won't she notice the big difference though?" Nerissa responded. "We can just say we gave Timmy-3 a makeover." You heard Biboo chuckle. After that, it was mostly silent except for a few noises like the clinking of trinkets and the sound of stone being cracked open.
>You felt a slight rumble despite being surrounded by the darkness. A bright light flashed all of a sudden and you were able to see again but you still weren't able to move and speak. Like a statue that is still while you are able to observe your surroundings.
>You were in Shiori's cutely decorated pink coloured bedroom. It seemed like she invited her fellow Advent members over to play. However, no one was in the room at the moment as they were probably buying time to stall your lovely princess Shiori.
>Fuwawa suddenly rushed back into the room and proceeded to push an oddly battered recognizable body with an eyepatch and makeshift golden wig into a corner of the room to hide it from being viewed by others.
>You then realised that the damaged body was clearly yours and you were now stuck in a new unknown body that could not speak nor move.
>The door suddenly opened as a nervous Fuwawa stood as still as a stone at a corner of the room sweating nervously. Biboo, Nerissa and Mococo welcomed Shiori back into her room with hint of unease. Shiori was bemused by Advent's action of welcoming her into her own room.
>"What's going on? It's like the 4 of you killed someone and is hiding the crime or something." She told them.
>"Uh-uhm, we kinda did a makeover for your favourite novelite, Timmy-3" Biboo told Shiori anxiously. "Yeah, like an upgrade ha..ha..." Nerissa nervously laughed. "Un Un" FuwaMoco nodded in agreement together as Mococo pushed me close to Shiori.
>"Oh really?" Shiori wondered as she examined this new body of yours from head to toe that even you do not know how it looks.
>"It seems like Advent will be having moldy bread for the next 2 weeks." she said as she turned to glare at her fellow Advent members. Each of them cried fountains of tears at the punishment their leader had given them.
>She approached you closely once more and laid her hand on one side of your cheeks. "As for you, you are no longer a novelite I'm afraid, for you are now a NOVELIGHT." she proclaimed as you were move again albeit slowly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723481
I wasn't present so I don't know what you guys are talking about... I read the thread from yesterday and still don't know what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723486
It's very easy to identify /here/fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723486
Double rrat, she hates everyone she can't personally identify from her older archiving days. She thinks of us as scum that are only following her because of branding and not for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722557
she just hasn't opened up yet, and she might just never

[Anonymous No.]

>>59715546
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SUGGENSTING??? YOU, JERK

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723551
And yet no one ever did. Where's the spreadsheet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723531
A doxxfag pulled up on a larp account to start talking about how he would enjoy her PL content and was naming games she's played that she's never talked about as Shiori. Instead of ignoring and reporting him all of the prechatfags fucking joined in and started talking with him about her PL

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723666
devilish digits. It's easy but why would anybody do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59722732
I dunno I just like GF RP, personally. I don't care if some others don't like it, they can skip those streams if they wish. There's gonna be a point in the future where there's a Shiori stream I'm not going to watch myself or even bother to catch the VOD, no talent can make streams for everybody all the time.
I also think it's safer as a streamer to very (very) occasionally have explicit boundaries but still do RP whereas being kind of ambiguous all the time and NOT doing any RP is a surefire way to attract crazy people.
Like, hopefully it's obvious, but I say "I like to imagine" but that doesn't mean I think she's literally my girlfriend, I just like to imagine that because it makes me feel good and it makes me happy and occasionally helps in forgetting some of the stupid shit I run into being a single adult in a field mostly filled with other men (despite my best efforts).
But you know there's going to come a moment where one of her regulars goes off the deep end or crosses a boundary, or the general vibe gets too intense and she has to say something. No one has the endurance to do that kind of jutsu with their chat forever.
If she never does any kind of GF RP though I guess I can always just write my own fan fiction and just remember that I have her blessing in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723727
which members joined in the talk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723727
Anonchama, it was one of the prechat fags larping as one of her husbandos on a side account. They just literally see nothing wrong with talking about previous lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723486
I think she hates prechat more now famalamalam.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1708896377688739995

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori will never hate prechat. She treats prechat like her discord, a place to hang out with her viewers off-stream. But she can't have a discord as Shiori so prechat will have to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723727
I see... good to know that she stopped them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723520
That’s a nice story, I quite enjoy reading it.
Kind of confused tho, are novelites dolls or manikins, like made out of flesh or other materials.
Also the eyepatch is just KEK, keep up on the good work anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724017
EVERY SINGLE TIME
I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

This is the second time I've had this dream of someone eating me. It was the same person. I'm not sure if I want to remember who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723520
Nice reading, rip tim 3

[Anonymous No.]

Rrat: Shiori hates (You), the person reading this, specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724017
God, I can't wait for the piano stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724146
B-But I only post cute Shiori pics...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724018
She can secretly hate some people in there tho :)

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, my cute little novelites

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724017
These are always so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724146
Damn good thing I can't read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724146
I believe this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724146
B-but I only post sexy Shiori pics...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723696
Most of them can be found in threads including the guy who called out prechat and aggro'd Shiori last thread
>>59723816
Of the ones I remember: weeblord(erik), jake, rocketshark, shirou. There were some others, but i'm hesitant to name them as I know there were some who shut up when it started happening probably because they know that shit's retarded
>>59723821
Being a retarded newfag who doesn't bother to respect your oshi's boundaries is not an excuse

[Anonymous No.]

jwu
I hate daylight savings. Messes with a lot of my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724146
No me
I’m blind

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723079
There are other girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724282
Where's my (You)?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we always timeloop this shit of GFE being dead and that Shiori will never open up to us? None of that has been the case so far. Also it's only been two months

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724209
Good morning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724306
Not for me, I watch Shiori only and even skip every Collab. Unless she collabs with Ririka one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723043
Holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724335
Literally who said shit about gfe being dead?
You're either psyoping or blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724333
You are my favourite novelite this page

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724324
Australia. It's aids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724372
The discussion about if she stops the gf rp soon and how others wouldn't mind. Unless I read that wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724408
You hate me

[Anonymous No.]

You chose this future for yourselves. You're letting her be herself, and not your girlfriend. She will be affectionate and roleplay scenarios, but she will never be your goth gf or any variation ever again. If you wanted that, should have let her keep the mask on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724458
She stopped calling herself the GF because she pivoted more toward a general attitude for those in her audience that don't care about that, hence her saying 'I'm whatever you want me to be.' GFE isn't inherently tied to a chuuba calling herself your girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I will think of Shiori as my wife and there's nothing she can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724335
GFEfags start getting antsy if they don't get a famous Hollywood actor Ryan Gosling film watchalong every week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724596
Oh that's what it was about. The whole "I'm whatever you want me to be" is cool I'm fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724146
Understandable, I hate me too and know the world would be slightly better if I just offed myself

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is my wife’s gf, I am just an enthusiastic third wheel

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno how conversations like this even start.
And I'm one of the writefags. I can't even spawn this sort of shit on command like (You) guys seem to be able to. Maybe I should go back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724209
good morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724719
it all started when one anon made the mistake of asking what people wanted to see from her membership streams
>>59720580

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724719
No write something for us please

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724719
What is your stance on it writer anon? Do (you) think of Shiori as your GF?

[Anonymous No.]

While you're all arguing, I'm messing with this bing image generator and getting some cool results for ink related prompts.

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the GFE mask

[Anonymous No.]

T-Dump: I almost pulled a Shiori and ate something way past the expiration in my fridge before realizing at the last second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724719
>And I'm one of the writefags. I can't even spawn this sort of shit on command like (You) guys seem to be able to.
Your mental illness isn't strong enough, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724719
She's still pretty new to Hololive so it's just people guessing on whether she'll change her schtick or not. I think by January everyone will be settled in by then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724719
This is GFE Timeloop #46, I just tune them out by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723520
My main critique is that I don't like the greentext format for writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59723199
Shiori will eventually give up on GFE and become oreo Haachama because she sees that it gets better engagement from casual fans.
Grudgepost me.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys know if you're experiencing real emotions or if you're just lying to yourself and you should act that way because other people act that way in similar situations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724992
>oreo Haachama
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724017
Why are you guys talking about GFE again instead of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724997
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724997
Take a step back and write/type out your feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724779
Give me a prompt I suppose. May as well start my morning with a goodie.
That or I'll follow through with my idea and writefag based on https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1707025323001356412
Today is bunny?
>>59724777
>>59724925
It amazes me how some things just, start. Whoever starts these conversations should really look into creative writing with how 'creative' they are about it.
>>59724793
I think of Shiori as whatever I need her to be for my next story. My gf? Ok. My sister? Ok. My student? Ok. Childhood friend? Ok. A vampire? Ok.
tl;dr, I don't really care. Shiori is my inspiration for writing, that's it.
>>59724974
Normally I would tune it out but I just woke up with not a lot of sleep so I'm kinda feeling bleh.
>>59724948
I guess? We'll see.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>59724017
I don't like this one she went too heavy on the chords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59725138
That's a non-answer. I want to hear your real feelings, ignoring the writing part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59725151
Who? Me? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59725151
do you want my (You)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59725138
Okay, this may be a bit silly, but could you do something Pirate Queen Shiori and her favourite crew mate celebrate after taking down a large enemy ship? Nothing lewd this time, just wholesome times with pirate Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

How many loops do I need to do to get us and Shiori a happy ending?

[Anonymous No.]

> be me
> love my imouto gothwife GF
> want her to be herself and make content that she wants to make instead of pandering to anyone
> ignore timeloop topics

[Anonymous No.]

https://poal.me/m7aob5
https://poal.me/m7aob5
https://poal.me/m7aob5
how do (You) view shiori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59725218
Yes, YOU!
I mean the faggots who bring the GFE timeloop

[Anonymous No.]

>>59725313
You need to find the gem first, warn to the generals and free the spirit from the cursed city and you will get your happy ending with Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>59725352
Don't lie to yourselves guys

[Anonymous No.]

The problem isn't GFE or any of that shit, it's Shiori doesn't know how to end a stream well. She goes full force until something reminds her to end, and then she's gone. I think she needs to learn how to develop a better way of winding the stream down to where it doesn't feel like I'm ramming into a brick wall or getting blue balled and left to dry. I understand there's been some recent events that have caused her to have to finish, and she's not well, but, she should plan for that and be able to manage time better. When she slams into the ending suddenly and people get left on the edge, especially when it's a day off the next day is when the thread tends to lose their shit more.

[Anonymous No.]

ok

[Anonymous No.]

Iroihs is sexier to me than Shiori unless proven otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>wall of text
don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>59725202
>Shiori is my inspiration for writing, that's it.
Do I need to be more specific? How about.
"No, I don't see Shiori as my gf. She's an inspirational sister at most."
>>59725306
I had to cross-check to see if that's a topic on Iofi's list and it's not, therefore, yes I can indeed do it.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate stupid people so much it's unreal. As in it would amount to a trauma dump if I went into detail. Being pretty fucking dumb yourself and still the smartest one in the room 9 times out of 10. Do you know what it feels like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59725138
>It amazes me how some things just, start. Whoever starts these conversations should really look into creative writing with how 'creative' they are about it.
There's no one way it starts, it's just some Ouija board shit where a bunch of anons have a collective unconscious desire and it comes out in the conversation. In this case the specter of GFE was summoned to haunt the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59725352
I can't vote on this where's my sisterwife option?

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>>59725505
Very excited! Thank you!

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>>59725352
There’s no why wife’s girlfriend option

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This is all Duolingo's fault.
Just do a full roleplay.

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>>59725516
If only I had understood the consequences at the time I posted it...

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>>59725505
I see. SO thats why you're not a schizo.

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>got 0 (You)s on my sonnet
Can you at least tell me what was bad about it?

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For me GFE isn’t about kisses or RP.
It’s when Shiori wants to spend time with me, goes on her stories passionately and thanks me for letting her be this way.
All I want for my GF is to be happy. If she’s happy doing what she want, it’s GFE for me, even sometimes it doesn’t suit my taste.
Now Shiori is feeding me meds so I’m going to sleep, have a good day.

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>>59725611
kys cuck

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>>59725662
I didn't see it and don't have the attention span to scroll up. Link?

[Anonymous No.]

October is off to a bad start. How do I make it better?

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>>59725685
I’m parasocial with Nerissa, I like Shiori but I’m not parasocial with her

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>>59725542
Expect it on the next page, this one's hit bump limit and will probably be page 10 or dead by the time I finish. Thinking a draft right now.
>>59725641
I don't have enough time in the day to be schizo about Shiori when I already have to exercise, work, cook food, and sleep and that's before factoring anything personal or leisurely like writing or playing vidya.

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>>59725611
>>59725775
novelight...

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>>59725767
What happened? Towa?

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>>59725767
physical activity can help improve your mood. Drink less soda, drink more water.

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>>59725825
Compared to last month I'm unmotivated, don't want to do anything, more depressed than usual. Plans for what I was to do are not happening.
>>59725850
Don't drink Soda, but I'll try more water today.

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Why are GFE fags so needy? I don't want Shiori to pander for the sake of pleasing schizos. I enjoy streams because of her personality, not for some arbitrary GFE quota.

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>>59725690
The image that haunts me is the thought that she wants me
In her sheet, on the table and in the shower
While I bend her over and steal her flower
But alas, I've spurted. Gaeta on the calm sea.
In the state of shame, how could I not foresee
Guile gal, over me, holds all the power
My fruits, my seeds. Everything has gone sour
My soul is imprisoned by her royal decree

Your days are numbered, the wicked demiurge.
Your sulphur stench and your heart of soot
Has driven me to collapse; I'm on the verge.
But I still can think, and you are only a lonely brute.
Be petrified, lying creator, for the next time I splurge
Will be in the form of a red super chat stating SHIORI CUTE

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>>59725342
Based

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>>59725954
>Why are GFE fags so needy?
I love her
>I don't want Shiori to pander for the sake of pleasing schizos
I do
>I enjoy streams because of her personality
Same
>arbitrary GFE quota.
I enjoy when this is met

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>>59726068
kys

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>>59725959
The final two lines made me die of cringe but it was good until then

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoy gfe and the affection she gives us. However, I do not enjoy the discussion of gfe here.

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im a needy novelite

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>>59726164
Thanks. I want to end it funny because I can't post anything that's not ironic. I'm more interested in the rhythm of it and the grammar. Do you know any modern sonnet writers or stuff I can read to be better? I want to write a crown sonnet for her, but it's more complicated than I expected. I need to up my game for it.

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I'm way more than needy... I'm losing sleep just thinking about her...

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Shiori has a breastfeeding fetish

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>>59726521
I wouldn't be surprised if she's married with kids.

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>>59726586
She's too young for that.

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Page 10 entry level t dump I just moved back in with my parents. I wanted to go back to school & try to find a career/life path I actually liked (or at least didn't hate) and my parents seemed supportive of that. I'm so used to living alone and feel shitty about this whole arrangement though so I'm really considering giving up on that dream just to get the fuck out of here. The idea of spending the rest of my life spending 8-10 hours every day in a job I hate seems miserable, but so does spending even another few months living with my parents, let alone potentially spending years doing so. I lack any sort of North Star or goal that I'm really pursuing beyond the highly vague "don't hate my life" so I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels even though I've barely been back in their house for a day.

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>>59726586
Not posting her exact age but she's surprisingly young relative to other HoloENs, anons were way off the mark these past few months.

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Shiori will never be my friend and that hurts.

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Anybody wishes to bake or should I?

[Anonymous No.]

The same fucking loop every single day.
Someone who treats giving out mwahs as a job requirement is not likely to get personally attached. Someone who is personally attached is not likely to larp in an exaggerated way outside of select scenarios. Simple as. Regulate your desires accordingly.

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>>59725954
They doompost and shit on her the moment a single stream isn't as good as they think it should be and when a stream does end up satisfying them it doesn't even last 24 hours and they completely memoryhole it preparing to shit on her for the next stream. I'm starting to believe they don't actually care for her at all and hate her and just have an idea of what she should be in their heads.

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>>59726935
You're wrong
t. schizo

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>>59726935
And why should I listen to you?

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>>59726935
>Someone who is personally attached is not likely to larp in an exaggerated way outside of select scenarios
couldn't be more wrong

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>People bitching about thread contents literally an hour after the fact rather than just moving on
I sure wonder if this is honest discussion!

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>>59726935
She's a content creator and we are her audience and that's all it will ever be.

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>>59726234
I blame myself at least partially for the bad conversation. These are all me posting about the bad thing:
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>>59722635
>>59723801
>>59724925
>>59725516
Maybe I should stop participating in these threads because I only started coming here frequently in the past week or two. I'm gonna take a break, see ya Novelites.
>>59726772
The only thing people have to go off of on that was the thing where she mentioned the switch at HS prom. I'm half convinced she misspoke there, it would be insane to me if she really was that young, but I can't say the reason why for obvious reasons.

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>>59726891
You may bake, I'm in the middle of finishing anon's pirate story.

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>>59727068
I am a content creator and I would kill half of this thread for one of my regulars.