/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Last thread: >>59473411

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>Magni Dezmond [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond

>Noir Vesper [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/yX8fUvq4

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>59522451
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandment̴s̵.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>59522467
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>59522451
Longmans is looooong

[Anonymous No.]

>>59522451
I love them

[Anonymous No.]

I love this pikachu-obsessed blue fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>59522451
Thanks for reminding me of how cute her stickers are.
>>59522467
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>59522467
amen

[Anonymous No.]

CLOWN ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMCjCiyHs_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMCjCiyHs_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMCjCiyHs_E

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get a quick run down on the second gen of Tempus?
I watched the first lot of boys at debut but then left the interwebz to do life reps, didn't even know they debuted until a while ago
Also what's up with them also being Tempus? Is Tempus interchangeable with Stars EN and every future gen will be guild members in the same theme instead of distinct like regular gens?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god he turned southern

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If I got in Tempus I would organize a 1v100 stream.

[Anonymous No.]

it's over

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel didn't even start the game he was playing even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59523241
In what

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>>59511040
Welp, there you have it kek

[Anonymous No.]

One day Bettel will be ready for a stream

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>>59523177
Until the next generation of Holostars EN talent, we won't be sure if every StarsEN boy will be under the same banner or if HoloPro wanted the current group to be together due to how close together they debuted.

[Anonymous No.]

RAPE
THE
CLOWN

[Anonymous No.]

SHUT THE FUCK UP
WE'RE IN, BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

he's way more excited for this customization than he was in starfield

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Bearded Bettel,
yay or nay /mans/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59523177
>Bettel
Funny and charmingly pathetic clown man, likes bantering with chat and doing things badly for laughs
>Flayon
ADHD-brained, horny pilot boy, likes VNs and fighting games
>Hakka
Metalhead + Vocaloid enthusiast exorcist, not good at gaming but produces tons of music and is very sociable
>Shinri
Ronin with deep voice, likes horror games and movies, cute things, and playing games slowly and methodically for the lore

[Anonymous No.]

TEMPUS FEUD LET'S GO
or
B v B2 LET'S GO

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel...

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If only he tested the game for a few minutes before streaming it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59523635
nAY NAY NAY NAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>59523177
>Bettel
Normalfag funny man. He's funny and does a lot of normal streamer things. Often plays the straightman when he's with VG. Has a twin brother that occasionally appears on stream. His designer loves him very much.
>Hakka
Starmin weeaboo screamo extrovert. Passionate about music. Real funny, especially in collabs. Not very good at video games but he tries. Kind of crude but it's okay because it's funny.
>Flayon
Starmin weeaboo ADHD voice actor. Niche interests like VNs and rpgmaker games. Comes off as autistic in multi-man collabs, but is more normal any other time. Talks about sex a lot. Surprisingly /fit/ and healthy. Passionate and compassionate.
>Shinri
Horror and lore enjoyer. Comes off as a more low energy serious guy, but isn't lacking in a sense of humor. I'm sorry I don't watch him as much so I can't give a more detailed answer
>Tempus
It's just kinda some lore shit, I doubt they'll continue with it forever

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>>59523297
?

[Anonymous No.]

>Car=Horse

what

[Anonymous No.]

kek what is this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>59523888
There are no cars in Elysium

[Anonymous No.]

Are there enough questions for Bettel to do this again

[Anonymous No.]

>>59523888
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59523888
There are cars, Bettel just didn't know there was technology in his science Fantasy lore so he has a running bit calling cars horses

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>>59523177
Bettel is a funny and pathetic clown
Shinri is a soft spoken horror game enthusiast
Hakka is a metalhead that likes to produce music
Flayon is an ADHD coomer that screams and ruins every collab

[Anonymous No.]

who the hell is sandman?

[Anonymous No.]

Santa definitely does?

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>>59524055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX45pYvxDiA

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524055
He's the sandman. He makes kids sleep.

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>>59523825
>weeaboo
In a Japanese company that involves streamers acting as anime characters? Whodathunkit

[Anonymous No.]

Where's Steve

[Anonymous No.]

>the Shinri and Hakka thing is a collab
>it's a rap
baka

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is higher than pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524130
Do you have a problem with this anon
It's an indication that they have an active interest in weeaboo adjacent things and talk about it frequently

[Anonymous No.]

Who thinks inanimate objects first when you hear the word "legs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524302
an incel

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524192
What kind of thing were you expecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524302
People that don't have animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524317
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

I like seeing the host never move from the lone man when there's an entire family on the other side

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524226
Just seems redundant

[Anonymous No.]

He's trying so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524130
Bettel is an anime character but he is so far removed from being a weeb

[Anonymous No.]

AYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

>Typing game on a console

[Anonymous No.]

OK, I'm about to get that Summer Camp VP, because the fomo will kill me otherwise.
I'm debating getting Magni's VP too, but is it worth it? And which one is the best, Valentines Day, Birthday, April Fools? I don't think I can afford to get all all of them right now, sadly

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>>59524425
at least he's pretty

[Anonymous No.]

I can't think of an insect with 4 legs

[Anonymous No.]

insects.... don't have 4 legs...

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>>59524329
idk I just don't like basketball american music

[Anonymous No.]

>Insect
I don't normally consider insects to be four legged

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>>59524491
Birthday is just soundbytes, it's not worth it
The other 2... Depends on what you like.
Light spoilers for packs:
>Valentine's
He's about to experiment on you but...
>Fool's
A Magni clone escapes but says he's not the clone...

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>>59524539
insects by definition have 6 legs

[Anonymous No.]

>Buried with your car
That's the most american thing I've heard all day

[Anonymous No.]

I lost it at insect, as Nature Anon that hurt my soul. The definition of insect is "a small arthropod animal that has six legs and generally one or two pairs of wings." they have 6 legs.

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>Buried with your car
Relatable

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>>59524546
Most of the song is in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

They really rub it in you're a loser playing this by yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Was the survey done in America?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524808
it's about the style

[Anonymous No.]

BETTEL????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524824
yeah, on the live shows it's the audience

[Anonymous No.]

>neighbours fight over their wives
what

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524721
Fuuuck, that sounds so good. I feel stupid for not getting that shit sooner, god

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel absolutely losing it at the dumb answers is making this stream top tier

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel slammed the table and the internet connection started to die

[Anonymous No.]

babettel love

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525030
nowababy...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take your car with you to the grave?
If not, what would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525096
no, i don't even want to be buried

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525096
Just toss my corpse in the woods and let the animals feast on my bloated, peanut butter filled, remains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525096
I'd prefer to be burned and out

[Anonymous No.]

I fight my neighbor about North Dakota all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>59524941
Hope whatever you get ends up being worth it to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525118
same. i wanna be cremated and either turned into a gem or just scattered in a nice forest somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope the boys do a 3v3

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525150
Shit I meant thrown out
I will be the dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525096
I would take my wife (Bettel)

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525096
Buried with all my tempus merch

[Anonymous No.]

blanket

[Anonymous No.]

These answers can't be from Americans because gun wasn't on the board

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>>59525096
I want my body to be attached to fireworks and then exploded.
The more traumatized bystanders, the better.

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>>59525257
If the game wasn't for 3yo+ it probably would be

[Anonymous No.]

>A CAMERA ISN'T USED FOR SECURITY

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>>59525096
I like the idea of being sent to body farm so people can study decomposition using my corpse. I wouldn't mind being donated to other science means either body farms simply sound the coolest to me. At the end of the day it doesn't matter what is done with my corpse though since I ain't using it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

KEK true, money actually is the best security

[Anonymous No.]

guys i think this game might kinda suck kek

[Anonymous No.]

yeah i feel most secure when my bank account is fat

[Anonymous No.]

Fway
on
Fway on the telle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Yk1wXKSoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Yk1wXKSoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Yk1wXKSoo

[Anonymous No.]

>Trash!
>That's you, koi
holy shit bettel, that was savage

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>>59523177
Gavis bettel is a very sheltered dude whose dumb luck applies positive, and negative debuffs, Particularly fond of Alien from Alien franchise However, his suffering and tragic moments are comedy gold, fitting his Jester Role. Has a twin brother who is on the other side of his coin in terms of how alike they are. Likes to do bits and currently the only one without a being representing their fanbase.

Machina X Flayon was the mysterious heavy breathing at the end of the Raft series of the first 4 boys. Magni saved his ass by calling him "manager" and a female manager then took on the identity of Monkey Manager, Gorilla Mane, who works with Axel, who then in most live videos where axel was irl, wore gorilla gloves beside his hands likes fighting games, Robots and mecha, Virtual Novels, is a Romance/Sex promoter, is decent with expressing and tuning his voice, also drives a mech he found while looking for members in Xenokuni, apparently has deep lore in low self esteem, and transforming himself with technology and time looping after every death Is quite cool if you can get past how eccentric he may seem. Surprisingly Fit and Healthy. Very knowledgable in Anime and Manga.

Banzoin Hakka is the Exorcist Tengu of the Guild from Xenokuni. Latino, but very much english and japan knowledgeable Likes metal singing, Definitely likes the idea of furries Likes cooking, does many types of cooking streams, and definitely makes good food, wants to make a cafe. Is definitely a Bird of some form, has a cursed mask, and spear weapons. Loves megaman, singing, and definitely is a nice guy who has been through alot to get here. Lives with family.

Jouiji Shinri is an archer from Xenokuni, really likes lore and horror Definitely thinks about ghost blowjobs and has the deepest voice. Really enjoys spending time with the other tempus members, and overall just chilling and vibing. Probably the oldest now, but its tough to hate him. Been through alot, and like hakka, is very happy to be here.

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KEK

[Anonymous No.]

gum is not candy

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>>59525627
>is a Romance/Sex promoter
that's his second worst trait

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>>59523635
Most people will say nay right now but I can guarantee you if that was a thing people would grow to love it either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525689
It's sweet therefore it's candy. Yes fruits are candy.

[Anonymous No.]

does MANS have an aggie...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525805
I need to hurt you

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525805
what about minty gum that tastes like toothpaste?
is toothpaste candy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525805
I will give this to the kids on halloween and tell them it's candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525751
Beards don't look good on anime characters tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525862
Toothpaste is more bitter than sweet, gum is more sweet than bitter. Yes, bitter candy technically "exists" but it tastes like dogshit therefore isn't candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525914
imagine having shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

bettel is so dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>59523635
Not sure about a full beard but I liked his mustache asset from that lost Passpartout stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525896
but anon, thats a vegetable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525945
Show me an anime character that looks good with a beard?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think Cover is just a money laundering front for the Yakuza or are there really that many people with huge amounts of disposable income that are obsessed with people acting as anime characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>59525914
Never insult my man shinri like that ever again you lesbian

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526059
What Shinri has can't really be called a beard

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526032
probably, Kronii has mafia connections via her uncle and Hakka prob got in so they could pursue the cartel market so makes sense to me. Reine of course can foot the bill for anyone who needs to be cleaned up

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KEK

[Anonymous No.]

For me gum being candy depends on the gum. Bubble gum is def candy but standard chewing gum is it's own thing. It is about intended use bubble gum is intended to be used like candy while normal gum is for freshening breath and sometimes stress relief.

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>>59526032
The gift memberships are definitely in ARS

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>>59526025
NTA, this is going to come down to completely personal taste but Johnny bolt from supercrooks, hohenheim, aruran old model, Aizawa from MHA, the villain from the cowboy bebop movie and shinri

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>read in a bathtub
What the fuck? And that was the number one answer? This game sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1707882693210386726
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1707882693210386726
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1707882693210386726

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526297
boomers made this

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526025
The old guy from Hunter x Hunter who's name I'm blanking out on

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>>59526025
Part 3 Joseph Joestar

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>>59526240
Johnny Bolt doesn't look good to me at all. Looks tacked on.
Hohenheim is more detailed and doesn't look like the average anime dude, when you get more realistic it works, but most vtuber boys aren't, no one in tempus is
Aruran, fair, it's not a big beard but just enough to count I guess but he also has more detail
Aizawa and Shinri don't count

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>>59526025
Aizawa (MHA), Gentle Criminal (MHA), nearly THE ENTIRE MALE CAST OF VINLAND SAGA, Joseph (Stardust Crusaders), Joe for a brief bit (Megalobox S2)

[Anonymous No.]

>Name a place people have to go
>Grave
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526449
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>meet and fuck
>meet and HUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526522
In that case we'll just agree to disagree lmao because johnny bolt is perfect to me

[Anonymous No.]

this game's answers are hot garbage

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>No school
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526642
TEXAS STEVE

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>>59526449
SEX COVER WAITING ROOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2sWY4sm9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2sWY4sm9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2sWY4sm9c

[Anonymous No.]

Two things in life are certain...death and grocery stores....

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526449
>>59526726
>nigga """music"""

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>>59526687
This is why it's going to be so much fun with a full tempus collab. Imagine the seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>votes
hehehehe

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>>59526540
Gentle Crim looks tacked on. Vinland Saga is so far from the average anime look, it's a lot more detailed and that works. You don't see corpo vtubers like that
Joseph also has that distinct style but it still looks tacked on
Idk Joe but he's the best looking one so far... still a little off but not bad
Anyway, Bettel stream now

[Anonymous No.]

this would've been a good collab

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon...i dont think its possible for you to sound JUST like a Japanese speaking anime schoolgirl....

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526755
everyone has their opinions for sure

[Anonymous No.]

We're getting a little political

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526755
thank you, machina x flayon

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>>59525096
I don't own a car and I'm getting cremated.

[Anonymous No.]

Family feud, but you are the last of your bloodline, jesus bettel this is kinda sad

[Anonymous No.]

The answer is the anon reading this

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526755
Shinri rapping is kino and he needs a better song than Flex.

[Anonymous No.]

The answer is Magni's dumpy

[Anonymous No.]

bettel jobber...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526987

[Anonymous No.]

>>59527041
ur mom lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Come on, Bettetl, you've literally been to a horse dealership.

[Anonymous No.]

Cows are easily over 1k lbs...

[Anonymous No.]

IT FUCKING CRASHED WHEN HE WAS WINNING

[Anonymous No.]

>>59527041
Literally me
>IT'S TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>59527122
i love that this implies he's in a pact with bettel 2 about it

[Anonymous No.]

incredible

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59526032
>or are there really that many people with huge amounts of disposable income that are obsessed with people acting as anime characters
There are many weebs in the world who are very lonely, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

CLASSIC GAVIS BETTEL'S LUCK MOMENT

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god the Bettel luck right now.

[Anonymous No.]

my sides

[Anonymous No.]

now this is a bettel moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>59527243
>>59527247
now kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>59527215
cute anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>59527243
>>59527247
Half a second apart, judging by the chat bubbles.

[Anonymous No.]

God I want Flayon to stab me....

[Anonymous No.]

Coupons? In a wallet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59527243
>>59527247
honestly quite incredible

[Anonymous No.]

>>59527707
Remarkable, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel keeps saying fox
I'm winning

[Anonymous No.]

>bat

[Anonymous No.]

If Shinri was playing this he would have said Altare

[Anonymous No.]

who the fuck is Bill?

[Anonymous No.]

What is wrong with you America

[Anonymous No.]

Bill...

[Anonymous No.]

At this point im genuinely wondering if vtubers aren't money laundering coverups for "yumes"

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's girlfriend is literally streaming on YouTube right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHx5bedCjd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHx5bedCjd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHx5bedCjd0

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHx5bedCjd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHx5bedCjd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHx5bedCjd0

[Anonymous No.]

>>59528113
>>59528243
https://youtu.be/GvPHi4ro2YI?si=ZFsSi-U_edFnyNlC

[Anonymous No.]

Mama I....

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>>59528453
that's not real

[Anonymous No.]

>>59528506
Somehow, it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59528506
definitely not https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1707887480714973461

[Anonymous No.]

DOGGOS

[Anonymous No.]

>>59528453
wtf kek

[Anonymous No.]

Altare's going to end up covering his whole screen with fucking assets

[Anonymous No.]

bring back the cunny

[Anonymous No.]

Look at me and my wife with our pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>59528506
I’m surprised he has a friend that watched his stream. I don’t think he’s ashamed of being a vtuber but I wouldn’t think it would be brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59528755
Pet slime is so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59528453
Shinri....

[Anonymous No.]

>>59528816
probably a friend who is another vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

God I hope Bettel actually plays this with the boys, this shit is surreal

[Anonymous No.]

>>59528964
Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

ugly card

[Anonymous No.]

WE SAID FART

[Anonymous No.]

I mind jack to the boys all the time

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.]

Begging the boys to get new bgm

[Anonymous No.]

Altmachi meet up

[Anonymous No.]

Flay implied going on a trip too
Flay Leader off-collab

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE IS GOING AWAY I'M GONNA KMS He is meeting Flay I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon off collab?

[Anonymous No.]

THEY AREN'T GOING TO STREAM FOR US?
they fucking the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

Altmachi... without us...

[Anonymous No.]

They better do an in bed phone stream....

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad they just want to hang out but it would be nice to have one stream of them together and the vlog

[Anonymous No.]

Eleesa is so hot

[Anonymous No.]

QUAD SWIRLS BABY
idk what that means but he likes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>59529651
one of my first waifus, still love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>59529554
Crossing my fingers that it will be like the first Almond collab and there will be at least one stream. Excited to hear of their impressions of each other in person.

[Anonymous No.]

They did mention the location they wanted to meet up at, so I guess that might be part of why they won't stream much of the meetup and reveal their schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59529742
They don't have to do that to do streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>59529554
If both of them are traveling out of their homes it may be difficult. Altare said he wanted to buy a laptop for travel but I highly doubt he did

[Anonymous No.]

this makes me miss sims saturday

[Anonymous No.]

>>59529937
He could have had a laptop if he wasn't a jobber.

[Anonymous No.]

Another charizard, Altare only knows pain

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59530029
Impossible. This is the jobber guild.

[Anonymous No.]

He should sell that one

[Anonymous No.]

Man I wish I had IRL friends to trade my duplicates with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59530130
You could go to events at your local game shop. Just don't go Saturday mornings for pokemon

[Anonymous No.]

Altare being impressed by his own phone makes me laugh
Also what is this dumbass doing showing his phone on screen

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel needs a new ISP

[Anonymous No.]

Altare just shows whatever he wants on stream these days KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god the phone, he gave me a small heart attack kek

[Anonymous No.]

Leader feeling spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>59530204
>Just don't go Saturday mornings for pokemon
You've got me curious. Why's that?

[Anonymous No.]

CUTE CARD

[Anonymous No.]

Kayoot

[Anonymous No.]

fuck that bro, keep the card

[Anonymous No.]

>>59530342
In the nicest, most respectful way possible, a pokemon tournament on Saturday morning is for kids and the MTG players there will side eye you for playing with the kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59530466
>MTG players there will side eye you for playing with the kids.
yes, out of jealousy

[Anonymous No.]

>>59530466
If only they watched their own better….

[Anonymous No.]

>>59530513
Leader how are you posting and streaming at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

Have Shinri and Bettel already done anything like an offcollab?

[Anonymous No.]

kek this idiot, but sweet boi as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>59530029
>if he wasn't a jobber
Impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>59530628
vg hasn't done any offcollabs publicly

[Anonymous No.]

>>59530628
bettel and magni offcollabed, that’s it

[Anonymous No.]

When WAS the last off-collab, actually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59530774
Bettel's surprise entrance into Magni's karaoke

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>>59530774
That time Bettel visited Magni while house hunting, on his 1.5 debut

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>>59530774
magclown when bettel was looking for an apartment

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>>59530810
>>59530818
>>59530829
Nuts, I missed out on that stream.
I can only imagine how that went down with the chat.

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>>59530774
There was a big one just before the graduations that they never talked about

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HE IS PETTING ME

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HE PETS US

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>>59530774
they HATE each other and refuse to off collab
If they actually liked each other then VG would all fly to the guatemalan insane asylum in the primeval jungle that Hakka lives in and Altare would go to the spider infested wasteland that Axel lives in

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Flay where is the BL rp stream i was promised you autist

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>>59530894
Not really a collab. That's just a personal meetup.

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>>59530965
I know you're memeing but it does seem like the off-collabs did center primarily around Magni.

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ew no I hate lickitung

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MoOOMMM Leader's being cringe again!

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Someone off collab with Axel, please...

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altare is so strange…

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Altare wtf I ain't a pokefucker

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Lick me yourself

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>>59530965
>Altare would go to the spider infested wasteland that Axel lives in
Altare actually wants to. Axel just keeps talking people out of going to see him.

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NO WAY

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>>59531051
Magni loved to host others. I think he is the only one that lived alone that actually wanted people to visit too.

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>>59530965
>>59531142
Axel just hates other people in general. That's why he doesn't do one on one collabs with anyone.

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>>59531051
Magni was by far the most social out of all of them, plus he has the advantage of living alone. I'm pretty sure Altare would be down to invite people if he lived on his own place

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>>59531051
everybody else lives with their parents or in tiny apartments. bettel might have more space now though

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>>59531163
Yeah, he actually liked hosting people too, going as far as saying that any of the boys could visit him if they just cover the travel costs. I think the boys that are left all live with family or roommates

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woah the wartortle is gorgeous

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>>59530977
Well, at least hes doing the BL part....

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very pretty card damn

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Hello /MANS/ I'm ready for sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2sWY4sm9c

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Please don't be rap or hiphop

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>>59531422
No matter what, I will not cringe.

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IT'S FIRE

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>>59531596
It is. didn't you look up the song before?

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Reminder that you can put premiere countdowns to 2 speed to be as caught up as possible

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the yt livestream countdowns are always unironically kino

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Xenokunian shippers status?

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SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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oh this is fun

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SOVL

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idk what they're saying so my thoughts are only dirty

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Actually it's not that bad

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it's funny how Shinri suddenly became the "rap guy"

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Cute Altare vibing

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God the spike in shinhakka art is going to be insane

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Hakka looks so fucking tiny

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SHINRI HAKKA SEX

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Hakka is so tiny...

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HERMANOS XENOKUNI SHIPPERS... GANAMOS.

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AAAAAAAAAAAA SEX SEX SEX

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not bad, wish Shinri was just a tiny bit louder in the chorus

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the song sucks but I want them to fuck now so it was worth it

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Koibird is genuinely not a ship i saw coming but that art was so sex

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RAPE THE COVER

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https://files.catbox.moe/a635su.mp4

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Why is there a random korean word in the lyrics?

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>>59531971
pretty good

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>>59531887
>>59531899
Well

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Witnessing the ship art from the MV you are also now realizing Hakka is the one who refers to shinri as father or dad the most out of Tempus

hnnnnggg

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>>59531971
I like it

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Giovanni my husbando

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>>59531792
The original song's MV has translated lyrics if you turn on captions. The lyrics aren't really suggestive, but the character Shinri is playing is a masochist that loves being "punished" by his sadistic teen boss, so...

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>>59531971
the cover rapes ME

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Understandable, spanish-speaking Hakkitos.

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https://files.catbox.moe/b5rm9o.png
https://files.catbox.moe/sb1mos.png
>>59531885
>>59531889
>>59531905
>>59532020
SEXO

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man, sharing this thread with you people is frustrating sometimes. Here I am thinking "oh that was nice, they sound cool together, good contrast" then I read the thread and all I see is "SEX SEX SHINHAKKA SEX RAPE INCEST"

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>>59532066
This person must be having an aneurysm rn

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Art of Shinri's cock deep in powerbottom Hakka bulging out his stomach doko

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>>59531971
idk how to rape a song

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>>59532106
this song was pure fanservice tbf

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>>59532106
It's supposed to be a sexy song

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>>59532106
Mamalo entonces

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COVER ZATSU ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJxqDFmACU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJxqDFmACU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJxqDFmACU

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>>59532106
SEX

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Altare better open cases with Axel or I will lose it

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>>59532106
The song was one of the absolute gayest things tempus has produced so far so im not sure what you expected lol

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>>59531978
he never liked us...

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welcome to gay baby jail

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>>59532106
SEXSEXSEXRAPERAPERAPECUMCUMCUMSEXSEEEEX

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>>59532302
I've been holding myself so hard from sending a schizo SC asking when is he gonna remove them from the screen

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Really surprised it was Hakka and Shinri for a song like that, gonna be a bit of a whiplash with how they normally interact kek the art is hot tho, I approve

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Altare gift showcase

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>>59532272
Wasn’t the Flay and Hakka cover technically the gayest one?

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>>59532106
SEX

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>>59532405
100%

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>>59532106
holy sex

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>>59532393
He already asked about it, obviously nobody said anything. But he did say to speak up if you don't like it. You'd look like a fucking piece of shit though.

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>>59532405
Maybe
The Mechabird one was a couple where both of them are the obsessive toxic one so it's possible
Also Flay calling Hakka a slut

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I'm glad Altare gets spoiled with absolutely useless shit

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>>59532405
Forgetting Axel's Black Cherry

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>>59531980
I'm pretty sure the character Shinri is playing is supposed to be Korean, and the one Hakka is playing might be as well.

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>>59532106
It means the same thing, just expressed more feral

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>>59532405
hakka's supposed to be a girl in it though right

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>They were considering Hypmic instead
So no other style of music was considered, huh.

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>>59532405
eh maybe. that was still a song about a straight couple whilst this was a cover for a gay maso song

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>>59532106
Shinri is the closest thing to that dinosaur

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Altare really is the baby of his family
He can't open his bag of sweets

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if that candy doesn't kill you what's the point

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Altare's doing cocaine on stream

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>>59532585
It makes sense since HypMic and Paradox Live are popular with weebs and they can get perms for them, and both of them have lots of guys with deep voices for Shinri.

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AAAAAAA I HATE THE SOUND THOSE MAKE

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....Drugs on stream lmfao

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wtf are those and why do they sizzle

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I fucking hate all of you so much

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What is he eating

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The graduations really did a number on Altare

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>>59532106
Reminds me of my time in Global.

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>>59532876
can he show that on stream?

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Hakka is so chatty compared to Shinri

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he got scammed again kek

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>>59532957
that was ages ago

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We don't talk about what happened in July of 2023.

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>>59532529
You bet I did. I looked up the lyrics once and with all the mentions of cumming, I thought the person wanted to get pregnant, or at least have a real relationship. The pregnant emojis made more sense.

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>>59532876
Leader, no...

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>>59532821
>pressurized carbon dioxide gas bubbles are embedded inside of the candy, creating a small popping reaction when it dissolves.

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>15 minutes in
>Already derailed and talking about aliens
That's the stuff

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>Bunch of artists already sketching them fucking
Blessed

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>>59533142
You can't just say that and not share with the class.

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cute caterpies

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>>59533190
I literally can because I'm in circles and I can't risk being outed

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>>59533142
Help a bro out anon

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>>59533190
No that sounds very inappropriate for class

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>>59533280
Maybe, for a LAME class.

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They should play No Man's Sky in coop

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>Kanaria
Altare would never lmfao

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Shinri doxed again

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>>59533142
I know one artist that will (hasn't yet) but I'm cringing hard because they're followed by the boys and are so loud about shinhakka

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If altare covers a kanaria song I will naked dogeza even though kanaria sucks

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>>59533461
who

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>>59533498
Don't degrade yourself for K*naria
Unless it's the Maretu one that shit would blow ass

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LMAO

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LMFAO

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KEK ALTARE

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I hope altare stop opening the holo cards

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>>59533675
He only got one box so that'll happen eventually.

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Yo that's a really pretty card

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That one is pretty

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Nice

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HAG SEX

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I don't care if he stop pulling holo cards or not but they're the only cards I collect so I like seeing them

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That's a nice looking card

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>>59533836
i don't collect them so i like seeing them opened

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>>59533461
I know who you mean. I don't know how people get the nerve to be so shameless about ships right in front of the boys. In some ways I feel both admiration and embarrassment.

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Most of the hololive cards look like shitty 3d default poses but that one was real gorgeous

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>>59533907
nta but i feel zero admiration lmfao. especially if it's a big artist that sets a precedent for other fans to follow

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>>59533907
I mean, its totally a weird area to navigate, I don't really know how Hakka and Shinri could feel about shipping but they like spicy art of themselves. At best they are gonna unfollow the person and at worst call them out to not do it publicly

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>>59534127
They've all said in one way or another that they don't mind shipping but there's a place for that, idk if that's because of company rules or how they feel though.

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>>59533907
>>59534034
>>59534127
can't you all just say who I'm curious

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Altare is dying tonight

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>>59534127
after this song it should be pretty obvious they don't mind at all

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Squirtle Flayon

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WTF was that Flayon?

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That was definitely flayon lol

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Shinri... your tits...

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Oddish Flayon

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Flayon scared me kek

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Altare saw my post and is gonna move across the country to escape from me after he drops Hi-Fi Rush

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That Charizard is very nice, but otherwise most EX cards really disappoint me. They're supposed to be extra rare cards, but the art is basic and just looks like old 3D movies that didn't age well.
The full illustration rares are what I really love.

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Sex aside the art is pretty good.

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Coming into a 4man overlap, Tempus love

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Hakka feeding the yumes

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This feels very gay right now

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ASS

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LMAO the ass shot right in time for Altare's raid

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First thing Shinri did when he saw his model sheet was question where his ass was

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>>59534746
>Nice ass
He took the bait!

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Shinri, it's working!!

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nobody in Tempus has a nice dumpy anymore

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Do kois and hakkitos both get the wallpaper?

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>I drunk big dumb bitch juice tonight
That's every day Hakka

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>>59535019
Sad but true

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KEK

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Altare walked in on their Discord sex RP...

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Axel, Hakka, Bettel... all going to be streaming at the same time

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I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! It's nice that Axel's break day seemed to have done him well. Today is TBA, so if he wasn't feeling up to it I don't think he would've streamed- I'm happy that he seems to be feeling better then! This guy man, always working hard and using most of the time of his school break for us little guys. Ah- I wonder if he'll play FF7 later tonight too? I'll be happy with anything really, I think. It's kind of a sleepy day, so it's nice that I can relax and have a bit of a lazy time to watch Axel. But even so there's so much going on in the near future!!! He spoke about it in the last menshi so I'm not going to here, but man! I'm looking forwards to a lot of stuff- it's going to be great! Oh, but RPR's new model comes out soon too, so I wonder if their Identify cover will drop around that time? I really like that song, and I think Axel's voice will suit it really well! I'm curious to hear how he and RPR will sound together too. Man. I just love this guy, I'm happy that I've been able to have so many things to be excited over- thank you for your work Axel!!! Good luck with everything, and I hope all your projects go smoothly! Eat well, and I hope you're always happy and healthy!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAGNI AND VESPER LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bakers?

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Shinri is so sweet man

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>>59534253
Hiro probably

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>>59535408
They are all gonna be one happy porn family