/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Good Boy Edition

Last thread: >>59437836

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>Magni Dezmond [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond

>Noir Vesper [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/yX8fUvq4

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandment̴s̵.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59473466
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

STREAMING RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGpJL7jLIa0
NEXT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2sWY4sm9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJxqDFmACU

[Anonymous No.]

>>59473666
that cover art is sex

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>>59473666
Is Shinri going to be as horny as the butler though...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXWtotIImZ4

[Anonymous No.]

... ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59474669
Hello there little magmite, been a while I've seen you here.

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>>59474919

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>>59474861
Life got in the way but I needed a break anyway, for very obvious reasons. Tempus week was a blast though, the songs too.

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>>59475201
Hi lil guy, hope you are doing better. Tempus Week was really fun, which one was your favorite song?

[Anonymous No.]

go shinri go!

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>>59475201
missed you buddy

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>>59475288
god i want to stick my finger inside his mouth

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>>59475464
Plushtare, my beloved

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>>59475201
*pat* *pat*

[Anonymous No.]

altnowa where altare still hates fatties so much he uses VR to circumvent his disgust for nowa to stomach fucking him https://files.catbox.moe/yl7yaq.png

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>>59476120
GODDAMN THATS SOME GOOD SHIT
Thank you VMS chu~

[Anonymous No.]

I leave the thread to live my life IRL and return to see much autistic coonery last thread. Do I need to buy whips for you all and tutor you all personally on how to deal with uppity thread immigrants? Good day to all the good denizens of /mans/, even the minorities. Love your oshi with all your heart and pursue your dreams.

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[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1707602249793347661

[Anonymous No.]

NICE
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1707602249793347661

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>>59476719
>>59476724
Why do the boys love P so much

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>>59473466
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>59476795
korean game? idk

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>>59476719
>>59476724
Kek, good for him. He is basically shilling their game without a sponsor

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>>59476795
Because you can make pee jokes with that name of the game, it's that simple

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>>59476917
They love Lies of P, but if I lied to them about my P they wouldn't love it. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59476719
>>59476724
>be big damage boy
>get rewarded for your dedication to the big bonks
damn right

[Anonymous No.]

BLUE FUCK CUTE, BLUE FUCK LOVE~

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>>59477331
Have a nice honeymoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>59477418
It’ll be a really nice one, thanks~

[Anonymous No.]

>>59477331
Blue fuck rape

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>>59476905
>yantare39
jesas

[Anonymous No.]

>>59477331
>>59477715
BLUE FUCK CUTE, LOVE, RAPE AND SEX

[Anonymous No.]

this hour for sure, shinlee's got this

[Anonymous No.]

>>59477826
I enjoy art.

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>>59476719
>>59476724

[Anonymous No.]

"You can't ask them why they're purple"
"I just did"

[Anonymous No.]

so like, when are we getting new costumes?

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>>59478460
Halloween costumes baybeee

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>>59478261
kek

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>>59478460
Being optimistic, on New Years.

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>>59478460
VG anniv for another tempus week

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>>59478172
Is there a Hakka version of this goddamn cat yet?

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>>59478633
I wanted hq to have new outfits shortly before vg debuted, I have been waiting for them for so long... I guess the best moment to really wait for them is for new years or vg's anniversary since is around the same time anyway

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>>59478460
Never, everyone else in the company get new outfits every week but Tempus will be forever stuck with their default design

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>>59478660
tempus weekend hopefully I almost got burnt out by tempus week

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>>59478633
>>59478660
Didn't dingo say there's something exciting to happen around October or November? Might be the new costume

[Anonymous No.]

>>59478983
>Burnt out by hour and a half streams

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>>59478983
They'll have a surprise off-collab in Japan and announce their 3D debut

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>>59478925
I mean, two members got model upgrades and look how that turned out...

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>>59479205
Offcollab in Japan, you say...

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>>59478925
>new outfits every week
weak bait nijinig

[Anonymous No.]

damn that was close
LETS GO SHINNY!

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>>59478460
On New Years Bettel can have his scarf off, Shinri and Hakka can get his their hair down, and Flayon has the option to wear boy shorts over his bodysuit

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That anon who said he'd do it under an hour fucking cursed him lol

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>>59479028
I really hope so...they pretty much implied that they were at least planned out already

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>>59478925
Yep. No new outfits, no 3D, no offcollab in Japan, and now we're in another Vesper-tier shitshow with the mainstream Hololive fanbase again thanks to the fucking eroge playing shota of all people. God help us.

[Anonymous No.]

That Flayon talk in the last thread reminded me of how Hakka streamed before Advent's debuts and didn't redirect or mention them.

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>>59479656
what have i done

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>>59479996
Based birb

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>>59479996
They don't acknowledge him, so why should he? That being said, he has said that he talks to people inside and outside of HoloPro, we just don't see it.

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>>59479643
>Bettel can have his scarf off

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>>59479996
He made the mistake of interacting in Kaela's chat and was also targeted by antis back then because Kaela is the only unicorn-friendly ID. I guess he learned some lesson from there and has only interacted with male-friendly holos ever since (Kobo, Towa etc)

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>>59480936
Go back to Catalog

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>>59476120
woah nigga nice albeit also shocking

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>>59479996
He's still based for that.

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>>59480436
>They don't acknowledge him, so why should he?
Tell that to the red pilot
>showed up in Ina's 3D showcase chat
>promoted Fauna's 3D showcase
>replied to Shiori's tweet first
All those girls haven't interacted with him publicly

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>>59481298
And I wish he'd stop. Do you think we like when he does that? I hope altare or hakka or someone talks some sense into him.

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>>59481379
kek

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>>59481379
As expected for our clown...

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>>59481387
Why should he stop? You guys are making a mountain out of a tiny molehill

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>>59481387
>we

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>>59481387
I couldn’t care less.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>59481379
kek

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>>59481379
Bettel cover of "I'm a Cuck" when

[Anonymous No.]

shin whyyyy the greeeeeeeed

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>>59481387
He's just following Vesper's footsteps in breaking the boundaries

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>>59481578
Most of Hoolive's fanbase are unicorns. They don't like seeing guys in their CGDCT streams at all, and even worse, it's the biggest femboy AND the biggest degen in Tempus attracting this sort to publicity to himself and to Stars.

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Don't open.

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>>59481947
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

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>>59481947
ugly

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>>59481947
IS THAT PUSSY INFECTED??? WHY IS IT PURPLE???????

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>>59481947
MODS

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>>59481947
When he Ps

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>>59481947
THE P VIRUS IS STILL SPREADING

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>>59481849
Can't wait for le unhinged collabs xD

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>>59481947
Looking good there brah

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>>59480936
I know, I hate it because people still use that as proof of him being a collab beggar.
Hakka was already a fudanshi who only watched Holostars, he probably just gave up Holo after that experience and now only interacts with the members who talk to him first.
>>59481213
He also gave a heart to a spanish comment telling beggars and holofans to fuck off.

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>>59481947
cunt

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>>59482624
Don't try to mate with that you horny fleabag

[Anonymous No.]

It’s mating season, let him be before he dies of loneliness

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>>59482830
An orange man sandwich…

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>>59481947
WHY IS THAT PUSSY PURPLE

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri's been on this fight longer than Bettel hasn't he?

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>>59482939
>my first thought was Trump/Altare/Shinri
I'm officially retarded or /pol/ has won

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>>59483325
Axelotlchama...

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>>59483359
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>59483359
STOP PEEING ALL OVER THE THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>59483359
Saving these tits before fagmods delete

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

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>>59483359
>>59483447
>Deleted

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>>59483325
Oh god it’s in my brain now
Bad axelotl!

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>>59483510
How did you manage to break the sound link

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>>59480936
>Kaela
>Unicorn friendly

No one in ID is, anon. That includes Kaela.

[Anonymous No.]

Special zatsu with Shinri frame is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJxqDFmACU
>>59483718
Forgot to change the underscores to percent signs.

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>>59481387
>We

Don't talk for me, weird-ass

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>>59483834
Just say you never watch her

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>>59483540
>Trump is orange
>Shinri and Axel are orange
>Shinri and Axel live in a digital world
>There may or may not be a 'real' world outside of the digital utopia
>Trump is rich enough to pay his way into the digital world
>The real world holds many dangers for him. The masses await his downfall eagerly
>But in Elysium, he can be a hero
>The first thing we saw for Tempus was a 'System Reboot'. The last message in the trailer was 'How many times must you tread this self-same path?' Implying the guild has been stuck in a timeloop despite their heroic efforts
>Trump's hidden documents weren't government shit, they were notes on how to get into Elysium and how each cycle worked
>The answer is clear; he took either Shinri or Axel's body for this reboot so he could try to change the guild's fate and live out his own utopia
I'm just not sure which one he actually is.

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>>59484247
Kaela included holostars in her birthday stream, what are you talking about?

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>>59484267
>I'm just not sure which one he actually is.
Axel, definitely. That's not an Australian accent that's a fucking Scottish American whatever the fuck.

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>>59484331
And she's casually mentioned them on other occasions as well. She's not some unicorn magnet, she's just... Normal?
I genuinely don't know what anon is talking about.

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>>59484331
Yeah pre-recorded videos where she just reacts to them. And the guests for her birthday this year were all holos. Also she sometimes avoids reading SCs about holostars collab
>>59484412
That's why I said she's unicorn-friendly duh. Kinda like Kiara who has no problem mentioning tempus but will never collab with them

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>>59484595
People around this site throw around the word "never" too easily and without care. This includes you, anon.

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>>59484267
Bravo Nolan

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>>59484707
Completely ignoring my point ogey then have a nice day Kiara-Shinri collab in two weeks amirite

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>>59484342
Thank you thank you. I think I am getting more of the picture now. I thought Shinri due to his orangeness and Chad physique that Trump would undeniably love to wield against the libtards. But...
>Axel Syrios has mentioned Joe Biden unprompted in TSB streams
>Axel has also alluded to Real Men like Johnny Sins or Andrew Tate, definite kings for real for real
>Does not care for the trifles of crazy women
>Axel is the equivalent of a white man in the digital world and not analogous to a minority. Especially one commonly stereotyped as illegal immigrants or kung flu spreaders
>Shinri may be strong but so is Axel
Time is running out Axel/Trump. The departure of the two was not in the original cycles. THE SYSTEM IS AFRAID!
>THE SYSTEM IS AFRAID!
>NOTHING ESCAPES THE TRUTH!

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>>59484819
I never said I necessarily wanted Kaela to collab with anyone, anon. I'm saying people on this site make stupid claims about people they don't even know personally. I never assure anything about a Holo member because I'm not them, I'm not in their head or in their thoughts.

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why do you retards care about unicorns or about how the hologirls interact with them. go somewhere to talk about offtopic shit. do the boys exist just for you to speculate about the interactions between them and the girls you cunts.

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>>59481947
Now post the Bettel one, I need to complete my collection

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>>59484829
i feel if Axel is Trump it might explain some of his behavior

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>>59484829
Careful there anon, remember what happened to Shinri when he tried to uncover the reality of Elysium

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>>59484829
waaait a mintue

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>>59485066
Sure thing.

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>>59484786
>Nolan
>NOLAN
>NO LAN
>A LAN is a Local Area Network. A group of devices together on one shared network in a close space
>LAN Parties are a fading custom where like minded nerds come together to play games on a network together and forge bonds of friendship
>Nolan
>NOLAN
>NO LAN
>the denial of a local network for people to unite in shared experience
HOW DARE YOU ADDRESS ME WITH SUCH A NAME? ONE OF THE NAMES OF THE DIGITAL SATAN WHO SEEKS TO CONTINUE A CORRUPTED CYCLE? I am a seeker of truth and wish to connect with others to spread this truth. OUT DEVIL. OUT SATAN. OUT DEVIL. OUT SATAN.
>>59485108
They can't threaten me. They can't even undergo another System Reboot yet. The System Reboots are always initiated by the guild as a last resort to save Utopia, but they unknowingly draw on malignant powers by doing so. It might be a setback to the Digital Satan, but the corruption grows stronger each time. NOT THIS TIME. THEY WILL BE FREE. THEY WILL BE FREE.

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we're not allowed to sleep until Shinri sleeps

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Good night /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

I never would've thought I'd watch multiple men live streaming their P time

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>>59486087
Good night

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>>59486087
later nerd

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>>59485583
I'm gonna take away your meds

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri is just admitting he has low testosterone. Everything he just said is literally the textbook definition of low-T count

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>>59486392
NOT IF I EAT THEM ALL FIRST

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I hate thar all of Hakka's sex fanfics are sunhat, today I had to put one of the fics on a doc to replace Bettel's name with Shinri.

[Anonymous No.]

classic Kyle

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>>59486654
sure. take them then. it looks like you need it.

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody ever actually said that so I don't know why he keeps bringing it up

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>>59486691
bitch write your own then

[Anonymous No.]

shin REALLY doesnt like backseaters lmao

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>>59486691
The last xenokunian shipper... hope you got some nice ideas from the dynamic of master and butler their new cover seems to have.

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>>59486691
>What, do writers turn Bettel into a gigachad or something?

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>>59486966
It's weird because there hasn't been many if any backseaters in this series so far. Even him talking about being yelled at by chat to try out new weapons didn't actually happen. And chat is insanely slow so it isn't like these things can be missed.

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>>59486925
I'm not a writer I don't wanna learn.
>>59486993
I don't know if It's the size difference but they're cute, I like the idea of vanilla sex turns rough and then vanilla again for post sex cuddles.

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>>59486966
I love Soulsborne-like games, but they tend to invite some of the most insufferable greyfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>Give me 20 minutes and I'll show you screaming in the pillow

[Anonymous No.]

Nature Anon here. I have time to share one more pack mate before bed. This pack mate caused a huge mess because we didn't even know what he was at first. This is Voodoo the Bettlacine hybrid. Now Voodoo as caused many questions because simply put he shouldn't exist as all thylacine variants should be extinct and even if they weren't he is a first gen Magni/Bettel cross has he has a halo only really seen in first gen crossbreeds which means one of his parents had to be a Magni variant and as all Magni variants are supposedly extinct it is abnormal. So Voodoo being around confirms that not all Magni variants died and that some tempthylacine still exist. The paperwork with his existence was hell. Voodoo is very weary of us, I suspect we made him nervous when we were trying to figure out what he is. He is starting to warm up to me but he prefers to stay hidden so we rarely see him unless it is meal time as he is very food driven.

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, Shinri has rewind enabled

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think shinri should continue lies of P

[Anonymous No.]

i don't think shinri stop playing lies of P

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think

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>>59487585
did you have a stroke

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>>59487608
Huh, me neither...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59487638
shaddup im doing like three things at once

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>>59487418
poor guy... give him some space!!

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Shinri's kinda funny I should watch him more

[Anonymous No.]

>>59476120
Oh wow, that is. A lot.

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>>59486691
fuck sunhat all my homies hate sunhat

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489540
But why?

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>>59489540
>fuck sunhat
Don't mind if i do

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>>59480936
>>59481213
>>59481298
>>59481387
Go make a catalog thread if you wanna bitch!
>>59481855
You can just say schizos instead. Also correction, it's specifically HoloEN. EN has pretty much eclipsed JP and everyone else for having the most deranged fans.

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>>59489920
isn't jp just as schizo they throw a hissy fit on that horizontal game collab thing

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>>59489920
>replying to baits from 3 hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon crab

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>>59490223
*drops a rock on you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490339
Flayon crab is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490410
uooohh kani for dinner

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>>59481947
Bend over Hakkat

[Anonymous No.]

Does mtg arena have an italian man archtype? I started playing because of the racist samurai vesper jokes and need something new.

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>>59490068
Are you talking about Japanese fans or overseas, specifically /here/? Because you don't see them crying about Stars members responding to the girl's tweets.

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Bettel space archive
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1mrGmyoPeZkGy
https://files.catbox.moe/6c3ubw.m4a

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490949
sankyuu

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>>59490949
arigatou anon

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>>59476120
Holy based

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>>59479996
basado

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>>59473666
>STREAMING RIGHT NOW
>not OP

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hey if vesmachi is around i want you to know i turned the cannibal axel you drew into a toploader. i fucking love you so much the white ver is behind it so i have both in there btw
https://files.catbox.moe/w3ajsp.jpg

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>>59491840
Bruh

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>>59491816
altventurers would have altare as the op art every single thread if they could get away with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>59476120
cute, it's good to see your art again.
>>59491840
you are so funny, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>just roll just roll
He's starting to get this soulslike busniess

[Anonymous No.]

i should talk about my fetish with peanutbutter or something. at least it's less annoying than stupid cannibalism for the 39848th time

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491934
>second
all im good for brother
>>59491991
do it then im interested, like the meme? or you got something special going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491991
I have a cannibalism kink (but with Altare) so I enjoy your posts, anon. Don't change

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492077
>like the meme?
what meme?
>>59492097
i was joking about talking about it again because it just ruins the thread if posted too many times, just like that stupid cannibal shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491866
Kek you'd probably always put your oshi, that's understandable, putting the boys that are live prevents that

[Anonymous No.]

why do we have so many anons that want to be eaten

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Axel is resting properly and feels better tomorrow

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>>59492248
>what meme
dude wants pb&j, finds hole in the center of the peanut better jar, thinks friend fucked it.
and just be free dude, yell about it to the rooftops. also maybe youre just here at awful times cause i know my canni shit is annoying and weird, i try to keep it outta here but its been a rough time and axel is not helping oopsie. sorry

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>>59492453
It's sexy death for the people that are suicidal

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>>59492578
this is true but you dont have to say it like damn dude kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492556
I thought it was a reference to the “I want to tie Altare down and force feed him whole jars of peanut butter” anon poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492784
>thumbnail

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>>59492790
completely forgot about that guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492985
I thought >>59491991 was that guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493026
huh. youre probably right

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492578
i want to kms sometimes and sexy death to me would be dying saving people

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493136
Then you're a straight guy or Shinri

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>>59492556
okay this's the first time i am hearing this meme
keep that canni shit spoilered and lower your freq. you aren't the worst poster here at least
>>59493026
yes i am. i wrote that post. i also recently thought of doing the same to axel but with vegemite instead. i don't like vegemite but it might feel good seeing axel suffering with it. the thicker texture might make it hard to shove down his throat but i think if i mix it with peanut butter it might work. i just need to find if they sell those in large jars like peanut butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493136
oh hey axel, sorry about all the canni shit i say here man, but also thank you for saying nice things on stream sometimes youre a real one

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493159
ah... you're right

[Anonymous No.]

I found a replica of the watermelon game on google play and I am ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493332
shinri go the fuck to sleep stop posting here

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>>59493259
you can loosen up vegemite with boiled water and stirring it. its goes kind of like bonox

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the chat gone in Shinri's Lies of P streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493964
VOD too fresh

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493964
Long ass vod takes 50 years to put up chat replay, donmai

[Anonymous No.]

Just as a reminder, today's the last day you can buy Magni and Vesper merch

>Magni BDAY voice
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/magnidezmond_bd2022
>Vesper BDAY voice
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/noirvesper_bd2023
>Valentine's voices
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
>April Fool's voices
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
>Magni designed shirts
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/amazon-merch-ondemand-3

The full tempus summer camp VP is also going away, if you want any of the boys
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

[Anonymous No.]

>>59495592
Thanks for the reminder
I want that Summer VP, but it's so fucking expensive, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>59495592
i wish they'd keep the summer camp one

[Anonymous No.]

>>59495592
Thanks, I'll make sure not to accidentally click any of those links

[Anonymous No.]

>>59495592
WAIT TODAY
BUT MY PAYCHECK IS TOMORROW NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Altare I'll let you know that I didn't like the implications at the end of last stream, don't try me or I'll make your life hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>59487418
Do you know how old this guy is? Or the behavior of mag variants? Naturally it must vary depending on species but if my grandma's ramblings are correct, Mag variants tend to vacillate from snooty 'Ha! You dare to touch me? Peasant!' to 'ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUGIMMEATTENTION' and were pretty sharp for animals. But then again, she didn't work with tempanimals professionally. Just had a Magnya and a Vespurr when she was much younger, occasionally encountered other variants. I can ask her if she wants her cat pics uploaded when it's time to visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59495592
Imagine still giving those menhera fuckers money

[Anonymous No.]

>>59495592
thanks for the reminder. Im going to see if I can still get the jackets from ohmonah

[Anonymous No.]

hey! /mans/! do you know i love (you)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59498995
WHORE! ily too

[Anonymous No.]

it's dead hour
please watch her
https://youtu.be/BwGvjXWMn5w

[Anonymous No.]

>>59499760
off-topic, kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>59499760
Anon, Ao isn't a boy...but she is my prince

[Anonymous No.]

>>59495592
I caved

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently in Australia getting called a dog is a huge insult. I'm sorry Axel I didn't know, dogs are cute and loving though

[Anonymous No.]

>>59500004
yeah you're supposed to call someone a cunt. its rude otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>59500004
>huge insult
Lol. There aren't really any big insults here. Mate honestly feels the most aggressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>59499760
Kill yourself now

[Anonymous No.]

>>59498995
WHAT????

[Anonymous No.]

>>59499760
of all streams you pick it's a superchat reading stream. even if we chose to watch her after your offtopic post no one is gonna enjoy it. you can't even beg properly you dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.]

I love this guy and I'm glad to hear he's been practicing cello off stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>59500864
I want him to cover Ram Ranch

[Anonymous No.]

>>59497855
What implications?

[Anonymous No.]

how spoiler free is it if I only listen to Shinri's LoP streams? Want to play the game myself but I also want to hear Shinri's stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492790
peanutbutteranon never dies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59500864
Same, I really hope we can see him play it on stage some day

[Anonymous No.]

>>59501145
that's probably the bad hi fi rush anon that's mad that altare said he might not finish the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>59501675
Oh yeah, that makes sense. Donmaii anon

[Anonymous No.]

man, watching leader play cs2 made me want to pick up the game again. Huge mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>59502549
The little differences add up in cs2, I'd try it out just for the new experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>59501562
I am so tempted to read this and post the recording. Might need to get a voice changer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59503306
Do it anon, I know you want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>59503306
do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>59503306
please don't fucking do it i will fucking die i shouldn't have posted that please stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>59503306
DO IT PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

BLUE FUCK LOVE~

[Anonymous No.]

>>59504012

[Anonymous No.]

>>59504012
One question for you, peanut butter anon. Are you white?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59504059
BLUE FUCK~

[Anonymous No.]

>>59504012
You don't type like you used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59504012
It’s just a little hehehaha anon~

[Anonymous No.]

Altare just missed the Pokémon x Van Gogh merch going live

[Anonymous No.]

>>59505366
>1 eared Pikachu

[Anonymous No.]

>>59505366
Was he supposed to fly to Amsterdam to fight with scalpers

[Anonymous No.]

>>59504585
this information will be used against me so i'm not answering. please stop what you are doing
>>59504694
I don't use the same writing style for everything I write here or anywhere online. Why would I make myself identifiable by my writing style, especially if it links back to my fetish? I don't portray my fetish out in the world like artworks in a museum. That post was a deliberate showcase of my inner desires, polished with a weltstone so it could be served on this mongolian basket weaving forum. The writing style depicts the length I am willing to go to express my innermost thoughts. But alas, it was a mistake, a sign of weakness on my end, for now it is being used against me by same group that I have shared those sinful desires of mine with. Do tell me, anon, does this clarify your doubts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59505519
He's doing it already in a few weeks anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>59505683
You should be proud about your deranged peanutbutter fetish in this dark corner, it's not like it's the worst mans has seen

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59506159
Yeah I'd say the black tar heroin post was way worse. There is also a long ass post about some idiot meming himself into wanting to be Altare's favorite sex slave because he wanted to understand fujos kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>59505792
huh that's new

[Anonymous No.]

>>59505792
none of them are going to amsterdam

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491840
i'm fucking speechless i love it so much and you're seriously sick for this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59508106
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>59497918
Good morning, I'm trying to age him as his species should have been extinct for nearly 100 years aging him has proven difficult especially because he don't trust me much. My research indicates the same and he seems bound between those when interacting with the pack however this may be because he is a bettel variant with magni variant traits. All tempanimals are all incredibly sharp for animals they have human level of intelligence even being able to learn human speech on occasion. Magni variants were known to be quick witted and particularly high and mighty as they were often smarter then the humans that owned them. Unlike the Vesper variants suppose extinction being caused by over hunting for their silver fur which fetched a crazy high price people going as far as people poaching peoples pets for their pelts the Magni variants got wiped out by an illness which only targeted Magni variants and Voodoo means some may survived the illness. Voodoo makes more hopeful for the survival of Magni variants. I was able to vaccinate Voodoo against the illness because he may be susceptible as the gene that causes the halo was what the illness targeted. After my trip in about a week I plan on going on an expedition to try to catch and vaccinate Magni variants as Voodoo confirms they still exist in that forest. I'll also capture and relocate any I find that may be in danger, this is perhaps the biggest discovery I've made as a researcher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59501513
Its shinri, so he tries to explore everything and talks about the lore when it comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats Bettel streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>59510274
League

[Anonymous No.]

>>59510274
family feud

[Anonymous No.]

>>59510274
Instead of lamp assembly today he will do an entire carriage for his new horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>59510274
Pee

[Anonymous No.]

>>59510274
marrying me on live television

[Anonymous No.]

>>59510744
If he doesn't end up having been too lazy to actually set it up I will truly kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/rpr/status/1707802275589001630
RPR is finally getting his 2.0, maybe that means the cover Axel talked about doing with him back in Spring is finally coming out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59511150
>makes a model teaser video
>only shows parts of the model to get people excited
>shows full model/face anyway at the end to promote merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>59511430
guess we can't all be masters at marketing

[Anonymous No.]

>>59510274
Changing a lightbulb collab w/ Altare and Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>59511585
This could just be the longest collab in Holopro history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59511585
they will get electrocuted

[Anonymous No.]

>>59511430
Why even show the merch there lmao
Looking forward to the ripdesk cover though, really hope it's still on

[Anonymous No.]

>>59507044
Eh, wherever Twitch Con is then

[Anonymous No.]

>>59512335
las vegas?

[Anonymous No.]

why is flayns voice tweets so goddamn sexual. I keep sweating when he does his low voice. fuck this brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59511430
Jobbing like a true Tempus member, sasuga Arupi~

[Anonymous No.]

>>59512601
GET HYPNOTIZED GET HYPNOTIZED

[Anonymous No.]

>>59512508
Will we finally get some off collabs that aren't dependent on Magni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59512967
I have bad news about Las Vegas

[Anonymous No.]

>>59512967
When Shinri gets frustrated enough with the limitations of VR sex

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ohmonah/status/1707814004012495162
VG merch when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59509612
>people going as far to poach pet Ves variants for their pelts
Oh shit. Grammie and Gramps were very vague about how her Vespurr Gertie died. If anyone brings up Gertie's death or if something is somehow related to that, Grammie goes on incredibly racist rants. She flipped out on me once for introducing one of the exchange students to my tempcats saying I was gonna put them in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59512967
October

[Anonymous No.]

>>59513163
please no, I have no money left cause Cover won't stop releasing shit

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please ask Altare to release the plushie stress test video

[Anonymous No.]

>>59513265
Some cultures believed eating the heart of vesper variants brought amazing health benefits as such many blamed those cultures at the time until it was discovered that rich folk loved the silver fur and people of all sorts would hunt for the fur. What most didn't realize is that eating a heart of something you personally killed was believed to curse you in that culture and killing a vesper variant was frowned upon by the culture as they were highly respected in the culture if fact you'd only be allowed to eat the heart of a vesper you raised yourself who died naturally. The rich folk left this out in a documentary of the culture so that they would not be blamed for the decrease in Vesper variant population. I get mad whenever I see people wearing old vesper pelts knowing what they took from us hopefully I can locate some vesper variants and cause a resurgence. Most tempanimals can cross breed with each other so if I find one vesper and relocate him to the sanctuary they may be able to repopulate vesper variants. Vesper variants are however stubborn breeders so pairing one may prove difficult if I can even locate one.

[Anonymous No.]

Either I'm really sleepy or this huge ass Magni hoodie is comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIpywj3r0VE

[Anonymous No.]

wake up honey, it's another boring ass pack opening stream from Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>59514304
The ohmonah hoodies are really nice imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>59514304
they are really comfy!

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka and Temma collab is making me cringe too hard
Does little birb calm down at some point and also stop saying things in katakana pronunciation

[Anonymous No.]

>>59514272
your autism makes me smile

[Anonymous No.]

Clown frame doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>59515444
Lol, I noticed he did that a lot, but Temma didn't really seem to mind, and I thought it was cute that he was so eager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59516382
TBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>59516382
You will get it 15 minutes before the stream starts and you will be grateful

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the heaviest in Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>59515444
Waaaah waaah it's making me cringe waah waah

[Anonymous No.]

>>59516956
Axel is tallest but Shinri seems stockier

[Anonymous No.]

>>59516956
flay when he's in r-trus

[Anonymous No.]

>>59515444
https://twitter.com/mmmofffinnn/status/1707761905446609154?t=ecnU7Z5gn1Eyeg5jaCECUQ&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>59516956
Bettel when he's full of ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59516956
Hakka when he's full of my semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>59515444
nah it's like that the whole way through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517189
My wife is so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

did Bettel buy a horse yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59516956
Lore-wise, probably Shinri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59516956
Shinri: 225lb
Axel: 185lb
Altare: 140lb
Flayon: 129lb
Bettel: 124lb
Hakka: 20lb, birds have hollow bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>59515444
How did anons find that collab cringe
Hakka seems incapable of being cringe since he does everything with 100% confidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517500
If he didn’t get raped by the horse seller, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517626
>Shinri: 102kg
>Axel: 84kg
>Altare: 63,5kg
>Flayon: 58,5kg
>Bettel: 56kg
>Hakka: 9kg
fify

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517639
you can be the most confident man on earth and be cringy as fuck too

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517639
Bruh that's not how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517626
>>59517763
WE HAVE TO FATTEN UP BETTEL HE'S SKIN AND BONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517763
isn't bettel taller than altare? no way he only weights 56, that's less than me and I'm 170cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517626
Shinri and Altare too light
Bettel too heavy
Hakka is cursed with bird data, not an actual bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517626
Bettel said he was 129lbs but I'd like to imagine him way lighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517189
I like this body type, he's fat in the right places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517913
By one centimeter with heels on, Altare has more muscle that Bettel for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517913
He's like one inch taller than Altare, with heels on, so not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517913
bettel is 1cm taller, but he's skinny

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517913
he's a cm taller and eats nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>59506557
I keep seing people mention the black tar heroin post but noone ever posts screenshots nor seems to be in the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59516444
>>59517311
I'll probably soldier through it
>>59517189
Cute
>>59517639
Confidence and cringe often go hand in hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517812
>>59517823
In this case it is how it works, since the problem with language barrier collabs is that they don't know how to talk to each other. Hakka hasn't really had this issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>59518254
hakka's cringey all the time, he's just pretty funny too

[Anonymous No.]

>>59518190
That's because people didn't actually find the black tar heroin one funny or charming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59518190

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Magni's art streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517626
>Shinri: 235lb
>Axel: 190lb
>Altare: 175lb
>Flayon: 135lb
>Bettel: 130lb
>Hakka: 20lb ...sure i guess idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>59518491
Big mama love

[Anonymous No.]

>>59518450
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>59518450
I wish we could've gotten a part 2 of that one where people sent him lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59518190
IIRC the black tar heroin thing wasn't a single post but a few ryonaposters fantasizing about getting Bettel addicted to heroin and killing him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59518668
Yeah, that was a fun one

[Anonymous No.]

>59518491
>Shinri: 106.5kg
>Axel: 86kg
>Altare: 79kg
>Flayon: 61kg
>Bettel: 59kg
>Hakka: 9kg

[Anonymous No.]

>>59518491
>Shinri: 106.5kg
>Axel: 86kg
>Altare: 79kg
>Flayon: 61kg
>Bettel: 59kg
>Hakka: 9kg
don't mind me i jobbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517763
>>59519069
kek thanks anon, my yuro ass can't compute

[Anonymous No.]

hey straightbros
some latina milf for you I got from drawthread
https://files.catbox.moe/zriw64.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>59519140
not the latina I was expecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>59519128
lbs really say nothing to me either kek

[Anonymous No.]

anyone else thinks it's kinda fucked up that notmagni hired the same person for his merch as cover did for HQs merch? idk it just rubs me all the wrong ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>59519401
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>59517189
SEXOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>59519401
Magni did say that he was a fan, so it's natural. I'm don't really like it either but there is nothing wrong with it

[Anonymous No.]

Aww man, only 15 days of Leadertober this year...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59519556
That’s 15 more leaders to my archives, Im not complaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>59519556
she seems open to doing the whole of tempus this time so there's a positive at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>59520151
I'm an Altventurer, so it's actually more of a positive for me when she draws nothing but leader...

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Betsy's gonna stream today

[Anonymous No.]

He'll be 15min late
https://youtu.be/oMCjCiyHs_E

[Anonymous No.]

>>59520338
>>59520393

[Anonymous No.]

>>59520882
Please don't tear his asshole too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>59520882
Works every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>59519140
huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>59511040
Time for kneel, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>59521494
Did you already forget yesterday? Wait until the game is up and running first

[Anonymous No.]

>>59520393
Is this actually with Bettel 2 or is it just the thumbnail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59520393
Why does Bettel hate Tempus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59521861
The thumbnail is just 2 Bettels
No Bettel 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>59521861
It's bettel maid and bettel-sama #1 host

[Anonymous No.]

>>59521985
He's trying to get leader to rape him into submission again

[Anonymous No.]

>>59521997
>>59522022
My bad, I just saw two of them and assumed.