/orc/ - Randon (stinky ojisan) General

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/orc/ - Randon General

Randon gives birth to Tubers Edition

Old Thread: >>59221614

>Links:
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/randonchannel
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Randonneuring
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@RandonNeuring
Unlisted VOD Archive: https://vtubie.com/randon-neuring/

>OP Template:
https://pastebin.com/XHefyShm

Randonneuring (also known as Audax in the UK, Australia and Brazil) is a long-distance cycling sport with its origins in audax cycling. In randonneuring, riders attempt courses of 200 km or more, passing through predetermined "controls" (checkpoints) every few tens of kilometres. Riders aim to complete the course within specified time limits, and receive equal recognition regardless of their finishing order. Riders may travel in groups or alone as they wish, and are expected to be self-sufficient between controls. A randonneuring event is called a randonnée or brevet, and a rider who has completed a 200 km event is called a randonneur.[1][2] The international governing body for randonneuring is Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which works with other randonneuring organisations worldwide through Les Randonneurs Mondiaux (RM). Randonneuring is popular in France, and has a following in the Netherlands, Belgium, the United Kingdom, Italy, Australia, the United States, Canada, Brazil, Ireland, India, Indonesia, Korea, Japan and Malaysia.

[Anonymous No.]

sex with randon neuring

[Anonymous No.]

sex with 4milks

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>>59279177

[Anonymous No.]

>>59278846
>Randon gives birth to Tubers
no wonder there were complications
how many buttbabies was he carrying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59274447
I'm like 90% sure every scar on him is actually supposed to be lore accurate, we just don't have the story for each one yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59278846
i would be mad about the completely jobbed OP but it's my fault for being late

[Anonymous No.]

>>59279395
which part did i mess up

[Anonymous No.]

>>59278846
>stinky ojisan general
kek i wouldn't have even noticed if not for >>59279440

[Anonymous No.]

>>59279440
>(stinky ojisan)
>/orc/ - Randon General in the comment
>orb

[Anonymous No.]

>>59279304
Would he really give away identifying marks that easily?

[Anonymous No.]

fudk you

[Anonymous No.]

>>59279662
they'd be under his clothes.

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>>59279662
What's he gonna do? Strip in public for people to see them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59279902
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>59279902
Yes, He is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Randon should stay away from Crypto King Professor Lando. He's gonna pump and dump Randon one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59280287
>implying Randon doesnt like that
he already pumped and dumped him before

[Anonymous No.]

>>59280287
can he pump and dump me next ToT

[Anonymous No.]

is this even bread anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I do hope in the future Randon does more just chatting streams, I do like the game streams, but the chatting is fun to listen to

[Anonymous No.]

Baking is NOT hard, it's the most strictly scientific branch of cooking. It's all chemistry. Just follow the damn instructions.

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS RANDON
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
also I really need him to play something that isnt disco already, I cant watch the streams because I want to play the game myself later

[Anonymous No.]

>>59281709
It's really that fast, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

finished the randon fuckin an elf drawing i said i'd do last thread. what yall think? some criticism would be nice since i dont do this often :3

[Anonymous No.]

I miss 4milks uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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>>59282046
catbox it you buffoon

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>>59282046
anon...catbox your lewds if you don't want to risk a ban

[Anonymous No.]

>>59282046
Sorry for your loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>59282179

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>>59282046
good job anon
and goodbye

[Anonymous No.]

>>59282046
NOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>59282046
abayo soldier

[Anonymous No.]

what happened someone posted a dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59282882
orc cock ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>59282905
T_T and I missed it
Gonna kms fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>59283214
check the archives

[Anonymous No.]

Please promise me that the deadhours streaming won't become a massive namefag circlejerk. We already walk a pretty fine line as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59283226
I wasn’t expecting that kek

[Anonymous No.]

I hate elves

[Anonymous No.]

>itt elf fetishists

[Anonymous No.]

>>59283389
>Grind on me
How much XP do you think she's worth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59283438
If she's a hag and a slut, she should have plenty of experience

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>>59283475
>You get the sexual experience of the people you kill
And I finally understand why Elliot Rodger did what he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59246156
>>59263288
finally let me clip it
https://files.catbox.moe/nxcykd.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>59284284
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

I WON'T GIVE UP YOU AUTISTIC GREEN BLOB
PLAY ORC MASSAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>59284284
I love how nonchalant it all is, but the "yeh" in particular is sublime.

[Anonymous No.]

sex

[Anonymous No.]

What are the odds that any of the /here/fags becoming vtubers are only doing so as a means of interacting with Randon more directly/personally? I won't assume it of any one of them specifically, but there tends to be one in every crowd. Ironically, the person who would otherwise deserve that suspicion/assumption the most, milks, is almost entirely out of the running, because she's so aggressively forward with her intentions in the first place. A perfectly balanced twilight of based and cringe.

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>>59285228
I'm doing it to collab with randon one day.
In fact I started doing it during the grandp days in hopes of one day joining the group.
t. 0 view

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>>59285228

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>>59285289
That's your primary goal? There are no creative aspirations driving you, even secondarily? By all accounts, working for Cover is an extremely tough job behind the scenes, despite streaming itself being "easy." Would that really be worth it? Why would it be worth it? What if the job was too much for you to do? What if Grandpa himself wasn't what you expected behind the scenes? Would you have grown disillusioned and quit? I know I'm asking a lot, but I want to understand your mentality.

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>>59285124
I hate this fucking gremlin so much. Please stop posting her. I want nice, simple boners, not whatever this is causing.

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>>59285720
if i have to see orc cocks and akashi AI art constantly you can handle an SFW set of goblin titties once a thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>59285228
i assume the yumes just want to interact with him, but i think most randonnites both in and outside of /here/ are just inspired by another weird sperg having fun without corpo hurdles, and realized they can too.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like he needs to update his model. It may seem superficial, but it's not good the way it is right now cause he's slowly bleeding viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>numberfag doesn't watch streams
shocking

[Anonymous No.]

>numberfag doesn't watch streams
astonishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>59285899
I don't know why you're assuming that I'm posting or consuming any of those. But yes, I suppose it's fair.

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>>59286039
Do you mean the Live2D?

[Anonymous No.]

Total Numbernigger Death

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>>59285720
I want to suck her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>59286274
We need an Andon update of the ol' dingo spraying image
Maybe Lando spraying a numborb

[Anonymous No.]

Why was Lando putting so much effort into streams and waking up early to collab with Randon just to end up stopping? Anything with Lando feels like it can just be cut off quickly with no warning.

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[Anonymous No.]

I fell asleep to milks, did I miss anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59287016
she masturbated on stream again

[Anonymous No.]

>>59286627
magschizo this angle is pretty weak even compared to your usual shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>59287079
Not mag schizo. I am trying to understand what his goal is because it changes every week.

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>>59287201
so you're just retarded and don't watch streams? i see, that's okay then

[Anonymous No.]

>i will never play barotrauma with randonites and sing sea shanties
why even live

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>>59285228
It's just hot thing here at the moment (I'm sure there were people who started early, but you can't deny that for a last week or two there's quite a big spike of interest in streaming), I doubt anyone actually will put enough effort in streaming to break out of "Just turn on stream and see what happens" territory and even if they do this there's still a only really small chance they'll manage to put themselves on map so collab become not impossible.
Milks and Tako streamed and they got "decent" numbers because, for the better or for worse, they're noticeable figures in community, but i really doubt all these shenanigans will go anywhere. There would be less people, novelty will go away etc People will see zero results and get demotivated, that's usually how it happens. Or unless someone will succeed, I'll be only glad for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>59287436
Collabing with Randon is not the same thing as being his friend to

[Anonymous No.]

>>59287436
Some people just enjoy streaming as a hobby even if it's to a small number of friends or randos

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>>59287505
Well, okay, I think there's truth in that, but I don't really understand how it correlates with what I've posted
>>59287539
I don't disagree with that, of course, there're a lot people like this. I just see a lot of people here who post about wanting to start streaming, but I think it will die out pretty soon, because there's decent chance they wouldn't even get there "small number of friends or randos" level

[Anonymous No.]

goodnight /orc/ if this thread dies i'll CRY

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

>Sheds single tear

Randonneuring copypasta with new bread is FPBP. But I will always be watching. One day baker will bake bread without it, and I will carry out my sworn duty.

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>>59285124
>>59285720
>>59286324
Gentlemen. I'm glad you all could make it here on such short notice. And in the middle of the night, no less. At ease.

As you know, our team's been doing research on the entity colloquially known as "Minchi," and the effects it has on its victims. We believe we've finally found something. Perhaps not conclusive, but enough to start work on a proper solution. We've discovered that the creature's power is not its own, nor is it wholly unique. We now have reason to believe that this thing is not in fact not a goblin, as had been previously assumed. But rather, it is a mutation of a much more familiar species. The engineering boys have put together a slide which includes their simulations. But I warn you that it is not for the faint of dick.

As you can see, when exposed to certain wavelengths of light, the Minchi reveals itself to be variant of the otherwise common and domesticated catgirl. In this simulation, we've assumed a catgirl of the albino variety. The Minchi simply has different pigmentations in its skin and sclera, while the ears, which are normally colored similarly to the hair, seem to have developed coloring more similar to its skin. They may be missing their fine fur which gives them that coloring, but we can't know for sure without getting closer. Furthermore, the ears in question have moved position from the top of the head to the sides, similar to a human. Lastly, its tail seems to be missing entirely, but it's possible that it's simply very short, and hidden under the strange rags covering its body.

Given that this is the case, we now believe that it may be possible to domesticate The Minchi, like in this simulation, in a manner very similar to any other common catgirl. But only time will tell. We're still looking into why such a mutation would occur in the first place, but most of the team has been fapping since this slide was completed about 12 hours ago. That may in fact hold the answers. I'll let you know when we learn more. Until then, good luck out there. Dismissed.

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

>>59285228
NGL won't speak for others but I did get tempted to do it. Kept reminding myself that I got a fucking govt job with pension, sits that ass down, save 20% every month.

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

>>59279029
drinking tea brewed by Randon Neuring

[Anonymous No.]

>>59288648
drinking pee brewed by Randon Neuring

[Anonymous No.]

>>59288544
very interesting, but can i rape her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59288733
Can you approach it and make physical contact without busting first? Don't be a hero, son. Wait until we've figured out a proper plan of attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59288733
Just try, son of a bitch, and I'll neuter you with my bare hands please

[Anonymous No.]

>>59288937
I don't think I've ever seen even one guy say that he wants to gore a girl's genitals into inoperability, but the inverse happens a surprising amount. It's not at all common, but it's not exactly hard to find, either. Why is this?

[Anonymous No.]

give me orc cock or give me death

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>>59289508

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>>59289447
You ask my why castration of women is way more rare then man's? I'm not an expert (and I honestly don't want to start a topic about reasoning behind this operations), but I think answer is really simple - It's way easier from medical viewpoint. I even don't know what exact part of women's body is getting removed. Maybe some Africa bros can get qrd us on that. P.S. my initial comment was intended to be for a man, not woman, but it's kinda funny anyway. Sorry, sis

[Anonymous No.]

RRat: Randon isn't as retarded as he acts onstream (probably), but he likes letting loose and being dumb because it's his way of being playful and funny as well as wanting us to call him out for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>59290238
That plus streamer brain applies to streamers in general, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>59290238
randon is actually a super genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>59290238
He has little "retard bone" in his body which pop up from time to time (and let's be real we all have it, it's just the matter of how big it is), but other, like, 90% is definately an act and committing to the bit

[Anonymous No.]

sorry guys randon wont be streaming till next week, i got him buttpregnant and hes taking maternity leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>59290578
Orc maternity only lasts a week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59290610
yeah they need to get kids out quick so the parents can go back to war

[Anonymous No.]

>>59290610
never mind the maternity leave, what about that gestation time? he just had a b-section, no way he could pop out more buttbabies that quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>59290674
Sorry, that's what I meant. Just how? How could a creature possibly grow to that size that quickly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59286627
His usual one-night stand, he only does it once for clout and never do it again. Remember Judge Magni and other kino streams? Literally just a fucking one-shot and then the low effort streams.

[Anonymous No.]

sex with (You)

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSw3gwdF5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSw3gwdF5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSw3gwdF5c

When's he gonna sing the song of his ancestors???

[Anonymous No.]

>>59290238
it's not a rrat if he literally admitted to it multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>59290834
Before I go making assumptions, have you ever put on a production like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59290743
You weren't wrong, though - anon did imply a week of maternity leave before returning next week. But if the b-section (and subsequent recovery) happened sometime over the last 2 and a half months, that also doesn't leave a lot of gestation time, which is the real headscratcher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59291060
don't bother. they don't watch streams anyway. the entire reason he hasn't been streaming every day recently is because he's cooking up some projects that require more prep

[Anonymous No.]

>>59286627
he was never going to be a full-time streamer anyway because his main income has always been from youtube retardchama maybe if you watched streams you wouldve known that already because he literally fucking said so on multiple occasions kek. i assume part of why hed go out of his way to do randon collabs initially was for the post-grad clout of course he is a disgusting numberfag after all but for the most part i feel like he does them to support his friend.

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>>59291060
He didn't put in any more classes content since that birthday stream. Also, for production like that, Lando doesn't have that problem. It just that he have this habit of putting good content and then drop it immediately, this happened throughout his career, way before his Magni days.

Also, >>59291302 fuck you I watch streams.

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>>59291489
>he was never going to be a full-time streamer anyway because his main income has always been from youtube
Again, his YouTube content comes from where? His fucking streams. Seriously, go watch some stream before shitposting here, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59291576
>His fucking streams.
he literally said he wasnt going to stream his classes anymore because just recording them works better for him. go watch some streams before accusing me of shitposting retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>59291753
>he literally said he wasnt going to stream his classes anymore
He literally said he is considering it. It was not confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59291835
well looks like its confirmed now

[Anonymous No.]

>>59291835
>>59291753
What about Blake and Hakase? They said they were job hunting recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59291887
damn the classic pump and dump

[Anonymous No.]

>>59291887
i don't watch doc but i remember someone here saying he's quitting streaming because he needs to pay off his college debt or something and he doesn't make enough money as a streamer. he's still going to be a part of ligma related shit though i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>59291887
this has also been explained already
>>59292100
yeah that's the tldr

[Anonymous No.]

>clout
This is a tangent, but we're rapidly approaching the point where this word will lose all meaning.
>Trying new things publicly
>Engaging with any trend
>Trying to improve your status for any reason
>Wanting to focus on work that you're appreciated for
All get called clout-chasing now, regardless of context or who's doing them. I assume this is a backlash against of modern internet "content" culture. But I wonder if there will be pushback. In case anyone needed reminding, most people are not narcissists or sociopaths.

[Anonymous No.]

i appreciate the discussions but lets keep it civil

[Anonymous No.]

it's too damn early

[Anonymous No.]

>>59292417
thanks for providing braincells to counteract the ones I lost in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>59292417
i agree with you but lando is a self-confessed narcissist i unironically believe the guy has BPD. would explain many of his behaviours

[Anonymous No.]

>>59291514
>for production like that, Lando doesn't have that problem.
That's not the point. I'm trying to gauge how familiar you are with the thoughts and emotions that creatives tend to have before, during, and after large projects, or why they would drop that type of project afterward.

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>>59292638
He and blue boy also directly stated why they were hesitant to do repeats of their respective most-hyped big-production streams

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>>59293655

[Anonymous No.]

are orc feet hairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>59294459
yes ToT

[Anonymous No.]

I had a disco elysium dream last night where a deranged, pantless cop chased me while brandishing his gun. 0/10 way less fun without the green orb

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck me, pulling an all nighter for work purposes really hits harder when you hit your 30s. I legitimately haven't done this since I was like 21 in college lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>59295748
why do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>59287696
I’ve been streaming to a group of friends for years. Sometimes people just want to stream as a hobby without giving a shit about growth anon

[Anonymous No.]

molest orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>59295847
There was just an emergency service needed to be done at my work and I'm the person responsible for making sure that it all gets done and that the workplace is useable when the staff show up at 3-4am

[Anonymous No.]

getting molested by orcs

[Anonymous No.]

Castrate Professor Lando

[Anonymous No.]

Getting molested by yandere pettan elf girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>59295439
skill issue

[Anonymous No.]

Why does he not stream at night anymore?
I am always asleep at the time he is streaming now.
Is he just larping as a 9 to 5 worker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296183
no one cares about you lando, the only one who we want to neuter is randon

[Anonymous No.]

>>59293668
I’m the baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296121
Ah, i see. Good luck to you dude. I assumed you were a wage slave by default, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296267
when did he ever stream at night anon what are you on

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296328
I'm not even sure what the definition of wage slave is these days lol. I'm getting paid by the hour and half the time I feel like I'm not getting paid enough for the responsibilities I have and half the time I'm sitting in my little private office robbing the company blind doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.]

getting molested by drunk randon every night because he's my alcoholic schizo dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296525
>spoiler
ayo wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296652
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296525
>Randon
>having kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296702
thats why he drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296377
Since coming back as Randon never obviously.
Other than some streams with the Professor I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296702
that’s what you focus on in that post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296702
the buttbabies...forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296740
go back to bed anon you’re drunk, high or both

[Anonymous No.]

i miss randon

[Anonymous No.]

>>59285603
>There are no creative aspirations driving you, even secondarily?
I have my own creative goals and actually kind of really like singing and quite like the japanese net music scene like vocaloid. I want to get better at it and put out covers for some of my favorite songs. Despite being incredibly socially anxious I still crave attention.
>By all accounts, working for Cover is an extremely tough job behind the scenes, despite streaming itself being "easy." Would that really be worth it? Why would it be worth it? What if the job was too much for you to do?
I was going to try out streaming first, and apply to THAT group second. If it seemed like I would have more fun as an indie I'd stay that way.
>What if Grandpa himself wasn't what you expected behind the scenes?
Grandpa himself said once that if I wanted to be like him I should start as soon as possible. So I did. And since you may know what happened already, you can also guess I don't aspire to join THAT group as much anymore.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>59298279
rape

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Minchis latest tweet. She is so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

everyday i wake up and im not in a zomboid server with randon where i pretend im a hopeless girl who needs everything explained to her by randon and only randon its so fucking over for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>59299678
god i want to have sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>59299808
>ywn get Randon to have a shot or two of whiskey then play zomboid on a discord call with just you late into the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>59298279
sex

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>no randon today
>havent had the chance to draw all week
it has never been more over

[Anonymous No.]

>>59300513
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>59300513
>Doritos
>Nacho Cheese Doritos
>KOREAN Doritos
Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59301070
shes Korean be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>59301141
I don't even care what her race is, but she's the one who selected Nacho Cheese when Cool Ranch exists. She clearly WANTS to be bullied, so I'm obliging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59301391
I like both of them a lot

[Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy No.]

Aight so I now know bigham, 4milk, minchi, akashi, but who's Tako?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59301426
I like neither, Doritos are mid

[Anonymous No.]

>>59296740
Didn't he still do a day job in addition to streaming in the precorpo times? So he had to stream in the evening then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59302126
yes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59302757
sauce
a-asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /orc/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59302798
https://twitter.com/hakostella/status/1706458561843531938

[Anonymous No.]

finally at a point where i can use the grey vampire tea set since im not sad anymore. its a pretty dope teaset i must say

[Anonymous No.]

puzzle ig
https://puzzle.aggie.io/26aWe4

[Anonymous No.]

>>59303755
i was just about to start one chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>59303948
could always have more than one active imo

[Anonymous No.]

good morning /orc/ i miss randon neuring

[Anonymous No.]

>>59303582
Glad you like it. I wish I had bought it before, now I'm looking online to see if anyone is selling theirs for non-scalper prices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59304841
thats gonna be rough, good luck on the search. the one i found just now doesnt even include the signed card and its nearly $300 usd. kinda glad I impulsively brought it now because i wouldve been kicking myself by now

[Anonymous No.]

do you think randon would go all out with merch outfits if he hypothetically went to miku expo or wear a shirt and call it a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>59303314
good morning~ or afternoon hehe…

[Anonymous No.]

>>59305381
seems like a simple miku tshirt kinda guy. I cant see him going all out with glowsticks and a happi coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>59305442
Hello stalker anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59305573
i’m not a stalker!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59305861
Hehehe >:3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>59305556
thought the same but i always like hearing what others might think he'd do. the extent of him going "all out" would be to buy a fullgraphic shirt over a normal more subtle one imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59306094
that and maybe a little pin on a bag god i almost forgot about miku expo. theyre finally doing one in my state this year, might go to it

[Anonymous No.]

https://puzzle.aggie.io/up6RBH
new puzzle i just really wanted to do trucker whore randon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59306358
small miku pin from one of his artist friends over official merch. im seeing a vision now. my irl friends are inviting me and i really want to go but im in-between job hunting so ill cope with yume fantasies of a miku expo date with randon until everything settles down

[Anonymous No.]

how many weeks do you think until ears start popping out of the orb

[Anonymous No.]

how are you faggots

[Anonymous No.]

No randon today..ojisans will be too sad to run away!!! ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>59304909
I'm glad I found someone selling the guild card and the Valentine's keychain together for a good price, at least. Now I kind of want a Randon guild card as fan merch, though that'd be way too on the nose. I would be curious to see what his stats would be, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59307292
nice art

[Anonymous No.]

>>59307292
i have a day off so im wrapping myself up in a warm blanket while sipping tea/catching up on my books also pretending im being vored by Randon ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>59304841
Oyae?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59307439
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS IN MY FACE BOOBS LET ME SUCK BOOBA EHGHFHHF GIANT ORC TITS LET ME SUCK UUFHHFOGHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>59307439
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59288544
ooooooOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>59307835
https://x.com/ErickBsan/status/1489774355601047559?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>59288544
what fetish is this

[Anonymous No.]

>"Outdoor Romance about a loner man who loves to camp solo to quietly enjoy nature & solitude. However one day he meets a young woman who's also camping solo. Somehow now they are camping solo... together!?"
randyume esque manga TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>59308288
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>59308288
>spoiler
Hey, don't privatize it for yumes only, I'm actually slightly interested too
t.straightbro

[Anonymous No.]

>>59309504
tbf i was gonna add in male yumes but i forgot the name for them. im sure a straightbro would find enjoyment in this too

>>59309361
youre welcome TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>59309710
heh i checked out a tweet talking about it and someone @'d vamps
yumes we are so back

[Anonymous No.]

>>59307955
The one where there's no fetish, and I just needed something to do to keep me awake, so I made the first thing that came to mind when I noticed the similarities. I'm not sure why it came with a military briefing short story, either. I was already delirious by that point. Still am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59308288
i relate to this protagonist so i will continue reading this, thank you randyume

[Anonymous No.]

>>59310068 (Me)
>>59288544 (Me)
Also, I would appreciate it if people would read this in the voice of General Hammond or an Ace Combat mission debriefing. That's what the voice I heard while writing it was like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59310068
>>59310331
i unironically respect the autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>59308288
reading this shit right now and its scarily accurate to the dynamic of him and the yumes here, even down to her calling him ojisan.
also max comfy im gonna keep reading it

[Anonymous No.]

>>59310331
I actually would've liked to see Randon play some Ace Combat, only thing I'm slightly concern about is that he'll probably suck ass at it because of the controls unfamiliar to him.
When I played it I got a hang of it really fast since I played quite a lot of plane piloting games since I was a kid and it was really natural to me. And then I saw maybe few months ago Pomu playing and even with easy controls option she still struggled a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>59310601
>even down to her calling him ojisan.
Ojisan literally means Uncle, but it's the Japanese equivalent of "mister." It's pretty normal to use it for any older guy who you don't really know. But it's been meme'd hard now since it shows up in certain genres of hentai a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59310601
>ywn be a retarded egotistical girl who blackmails randon ojisan into camping together
just might actually kill myself for real this time (real)

[Anonymous No.]

>>59310928
(Gone SEXUAL!?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>59310928
its fucking painful i just want to force Randon to start campfires and cook meals for me through blackmail ..ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>59311008
Has Randon ever talked about cooking at all? He seems like the type to either do it all the time, or the type to almost exclusively eat cheap, easy survival food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59311221
he did talk about wanting to cook ||for his guildmates back when he was still a vampire. I wasn't there prior to his vampire days but it is safe to assume that he probably can cook.||

[Anonymous No.]

>>59311408
>jobbed spoiler
home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59311221
he's talked about cooking in depth mainly curry/chili recipes but i havent watched all of his zatsus. he gets hyperspecific ingredients (like specific butters to cook his steak with) which shows he seems to be aware of how ingredients can affect the consistency/flavoring of food
for the most part he seems like 50/50 in that regard though and gets fast food when its convenient

[Anonymous No.]

>>59311221
he's talked about cooking for his guildmates back when he was a vampire, so probably. would be strange to talk about wanting to cook for others if you can't. wasn't there for his pre-vampire days so maybe oldfags can give better insight on this
>>59311448
i'm going to fucking kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>59307292
one of those "get home from class cry for an hour while listening to deathconsciousness finish up any work i have and then get blitzed and wake up hungover on my day off" type of days

[Anonymous No.]

>>59309710
>forgot the name for them
yume still works since it can be short for both yumejo and yumedan but as a male yume am not interested in straight romance personally. i think ive read some bl manga with a similar premise but i cant remember its name kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>59311008
>ywn have him feed you like a cute newly wed couple his hobo stew cooking with fresh boar meat that the two of you killed and skinned earlier that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>59311744
>Lando can have this in reality but he hates camping
he doesnt know just how lucky he really is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59311726
if you figure it out please do share it. need more of this kind of stuff in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>59311575

[Anonymous No.]

i miss this erotic ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

i miss uuuhhhhhh. uh. what's his name

[Anonymous No.]

how did we even survive nearly 2 months without that whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>59312783
speak for yourself i killed myself like seven times during those 2 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>59311744
>ywnb the boar that randon killed and skinned

[Anonymous No.]

>>59312845
Damn, bro, how'd you come back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59312783
i basically stopped watching all vtubers and became obsessed with neopets again

[Anonymous No.]

>>59313064
>spoiler
my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>59311575
>deathconsciousness
nice, I never listened to their other stuff but thats a great album. hope things get better for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>59313131
it always pulls me back in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59313064
we really are the most autistic fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

i miss

[Anonymous No.]

>>59314255
i miss hiku too

[Anonymous No.]

i miss randon

[Anonymous No.]

eating kiwis with skin again cuz of randon
shits tragic

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS RANDON
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

Randon insider (literally) here, he's getting a new model from Wuzi in late October, and a second outfit along with it. Weirdly enough, the outfit is him in a vampire costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59316431
a vampire orc is even more disgusting than a regular orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>59316431
>he's getting a new model from Wuzi in late October
Something he quite literally said on stream
>the outfit is him in a vampire costume.
Conjecture and shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59316595
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>59316595
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>59316595
N

[Anonymous No.]

>>59316595
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>59316431
that'd be funny as fuck ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>59316595
I

[Anonymous No.]

>>59316595
G

[Anonymous No.]

>>59316595
G

[Anonymous No.]

>>59316595
A

[Anonymous No.]

rantigga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59317099
just like every tigga

[Anonymous No.]

uhhh permission to cook? mouse doodle

[Anonymous No.]

/orc/, what is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59317407
a fujo for ants

[Anonymous No.]

>>59317388
kek nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>59317388
kawaii

[Anonymous No.]

>>59317407
My waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>59317407
my crazy aunt

[Anonymous No.]

hypothetically what if i tried turning my older brother into randon

[Anonymous No.]

Die Lando

[Anonymous No.]

>>59319114
incest anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Total Ligma death

[Anonymous No.]

>>59319168
no one cares about you lando fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59319570
aple

[Anonymous No.]

>>59319270
I care about Lando but I would also like that person to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>59319808
aple

[Anonymous No.]

I guess Lando couldn't farm the graduation clout anymore. He's pump and dumping Random right now, and we probably see them Collabing again in 6 months or a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59321021
schizo bait chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>59317407
Thirsty philipina christmas cake in your area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59321021
>ctrl+f
>clout
>5 results from this morning alone
This isn't even a timeloop, nigga. It's a void of creativity, which is a natural consequence of desperation. Do you really want to get blown the fuck out again so soon?

[xXHagLove2000Xx No.]

>>59317407
A hag [spoiler the good kind[\spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59321556
what the fuck is this mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>59321556
Spoiler jobber-chama....

[Anonymous No.]

>>59321556
just like old times

[Anonymous No.]

>>59321556
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Stable Diffusion definitely does not understand what I'm asking for, but maybe one of you will like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59323412
...

[xXHagLove2000Xx No.]

>>59323412
>green lipstick
>Red eyeshadow
>exposed chest
Was W h o r e part of your prompts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59323876
No, I specifically made sure to take it out first.

[Anonymous No.]

Clocking out early, goodnight /orc/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59285228
I’m already a fleshtuber but have a VTuber model on the way (not specifically because of him - but I’d like to collab with him).

But do you guys think that he would collab with any other IRL YouTubers? Or is Lando just a special case? We have the same amount of YouTube subs right now but I have less Twitter followers / less stream average viewership. I wonder how “big” I’d have to be to try to establish mutuals/friendship. Thoughts? I don’t know how I’d approach it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59324119
night nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>59324300
Stream a really autistic game you think he would like and hit him up for a collab. The worst that can happen is him saying no I don't have time right now but thank you

[Anonymous No.]

Die Lando

[Anonymous No.]

>>59324119
so early...nighty night

[Anonymous No.]

>>59323412
>Get a model specifically for making Orcs
>Working decently set to recommended 0.6 influence.
>Fuck it, set to MAXIMUM ORC
>It immediately starts trying to make an image of a woman being raped.
>Skip
That's enough out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

Lando the leech

[Anonymous No.]

>>59325895
Is this some kind of reverse psychology Lando's pulling to get us to back him? It's working. Please come back Lando, I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59325953
Half-baked and lazy content let's go!

[Anonymous No.]

Baking cookies with Lando!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59326098
Feeding poison cookies to lando

[Anonymous No.]

Nursing Lando back to health!

[Anonymous No.]

currently having the moral delimma of wanting to continue drawing self indulgent yume art semi anonymously but also wanting to start up social media to draw and show normal fanart

[Anonymous No.]

Becoming the father figure the Andos never had!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59326522
why not do both

[Anonymous No.]

>>59326501
Massive debt to Lando because he doesn't have health insurance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59326620
Skipping town with Lando and assuming a new identity to avoid debt collectors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59326522
every drawanon is clockable by style and nobody really cares or just appreciates them on both sides. go for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>59326800
Caught by the FBI with Lando!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59326542
>>59326806
im more shy about randon knowing and having a user to mentally tie to
imagining finding out a girl likes you and is smashing a doll of you and her together at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>59327420
a majority of his fans have drawn porn of him he's more accepting of stuff like that than you realize kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>59324579
Yeah that’s true. It’s just weird without him having DMs or a discord server because a public tweet would seem a little desperate LOL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59327420
>pic
ToT embarrassed whore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59327420
ah, thats fair, yume perception by the target of it must be scary. for what its worth i dont think he really cares though. seems like he's fairly comfortable with female simps? dunno how true the gay/bi rrats ever were but it makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

WAITING HATE

[Anonymous No.]

BAKER DOKO

[Anonymous No.]

>>59327559
well yeah but yume porn in particular is a little more doki doki waku waku yknow? hes probably fine with it, especially since i try to only make it accessible if youre really trying to find it but aieeeeee
>>59328262
hes too cute... stupid erotic ojisan
>>59328429
i feel like a shy school girl who has a love letter written but stashed away because ahehgejaididhd

[Anonymous No.]

i like that randon has simps of both genders that lust after him

[Anonymous No.]

Any chance of a Lando collab tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59330292
0

[Anonymous No.]

>>59330337
orz

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59329593
how old even are you

[Anonymous No.]

how does one upload webms with sound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59330585
mid 20s...? come on arent you used to vtuber fans being perpetually highschool girls mentally

[Anonymous No.]

>>59331449
https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/31045-4chan-external-sounds theres a tutorial here

[Anonymous No.]

Minchi is a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>59332075
source?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/BIGHAM_vt/status/1706713077444677917


Can the orc dance to the same degree

[Anonymous No.]

>>59332680
>renamed for soundfile posting
>uses mp4

[Anonymous No.]

putting in bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>59333119
thanks baker anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>59333119
youre alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59333189
I'm going to live forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59333398
bless bakeranon, we love you

[18 and my dick just started No.]

>>59332075
sometimes, whore means she can be fucked.
a woman who never sleeps with you may be pure,
but she never sleeps with you.

[Anonymous No.]

kind of creepy name, namefag

[Anonymous No.]

sex with randon neuring

[Anonymous No.]

sex with a fat hairy ojisan!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59334955
im in his house about to eat dinner and have hot sweaty sex with him after

[Anonymous No.]

>>59332783
>>59332680
canon event brotha

[Anonymous No.]

>>59335033
N(OOOOO HE'S MINEEEEEE

i need a hairy tummy rn im sickkkkk

[Anonymous No.]

Bread
>>59336103
>>59336103
>>59336103