Yikes

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>>59002280
imagine the smell

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>>59002280
Hopefully there won't be any girls suddenly showing up with the intention of cucking fans.

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kek that fat fuck can't leave his house

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>>59002865
>Hopefully there won't be any girls suddenly showing up
UKI is TROONSWOMEN

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>>59002280
>can't perform since he's too fat
>can't travel since he's too fat
I want to feel bad, but this lard did it to himself

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>>59002280
Covid unable to stand or walk

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>>59003986
He can walk and stand, but sitting is what causes him pain. He can’t do it for more than 20 minutes, so flying him anywhere will be too much for him

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>>59004762
wait, so he streams fucking lie down on his back lmao?

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>>59004846
He stands up retard.

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>>59004846
Standing desk

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>>59002865
It is a gay party tho

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>>59004762
>sitting is what causes him pain

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>>59004936
The cabin orgy at last

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>>59004762
uhh what? I've never heard of such a thing with someone who isn't some old fuck with a failing body.

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>>59004986
>a failing body.
Well he has that I guess

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>>59004986
His body is extremely fucked up. Car crash, nerve pain, he regularly takes a month of for a procedure involving injections into his spine.

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>>59005118
>Car crash, nerve pain
Wait, is this why people shipped him with Sana? They're broken back buddies?

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>>59004986
NTA but the lockdown bullshit fucked up my back and I hate my new job being office based sitting down for like 8 hours a day after a 1 hour commute each way (also sitting). 10 hours a day sitting down. I fucking hate office work so much holy shit I should have become a tradesman.

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>>59004986
He was hit by a car iirc

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>>59005118
source of that sister??

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>>59004937
from what?

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>>59005118
And he prefers to put up with all this bullshit instead of put down the fork and keep the mouth shut. Fucking fatties.

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too fat of course he cant stand and walk or sit

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>>59005446
not the car's fault that he's hard to avoid

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>>59005570
At least he can levitate

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>>59005644
>levitate

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>>59005380
I am pretty sure that simply because he said council is not doing well and sana is basically the runt of council. But the coincidence is indeed there

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>>59002280
>TOO FAT TO GETUP!

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>>59002280
Guys. I have the ability to see into the future. I have a photo of what the off collab will look like at fungus’s dwelling.

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>>59002865
Uki is already there so there shouldn't be anyone ruining collabs.

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>>59004937
>>59004762
kek

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>>59002280
If his butt hurts too much to sit why doesn't he just walk to the collab?

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>>59007681
He isn't Jesus, he can't walk on water all the way to Japan.

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>>59007836
He's buoyant enough

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>>59002280
Fat Fuck

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Fulgur... you must have enough money for some Ozempic shots right? Hell you're probably diabetic anyway so it will actually be warranted

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>>59007836
Criss angel could do it.

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>>59009654
Mindfreak, mindfreak, mindfreak..........

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>>59005592
He may have just as likely been a twig before he got hit.

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>>59003389
>>59007004
is he really a troon

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>>59002280
Is it really that bad of a collab?

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>>59005446
>truck-kun send you to isekai
>car-kun turn you into a fat fuck
Is this the new meta?

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>>59011775
no he's just gay and nothing else

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>>59003829
His illness might make it hard for him to lose weight, if that's the case then I have sympathy. If it's not then he's disgusting.
I don't remember what it is but dude is literally dying.

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>>59005446
>He was hit by a car iirc
Yeah, mine.

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>>59019943
Nah, people are just acting like it's a travesty because one of the members of that wave can't travel due to health reasons. Anons here can meme about him being fat all they like, but speaking personally and sincerely, I'd literally rather have lost my cock than have fucked up my back.

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>>59002280
Holy shit, I thought people were just shitposting but the rrat that their 3D concert was cancelled because he's too fucking fat seems more credible now.

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>>59002280
Please understand, he is permanently fused to his chair apart from his monthly readjustment appointment where they wheel him out to the front yard and a crane arm descends from the sky to haul his 4 ton frame up into the air, tearing the outer layer of skin that has woven itself into his seats fabric since the last appointment. While suspended mid air a team donning full air-tight hazmat suits surround him mixing a chemical peel-esc concoction to feed through a pressure washer to burn off all of the grime that has accumulated due to the impossibility of bathing or showering, let alone standing up. Even with the chemical mixture wafting through the air, the pungent stench emanating from his skin is overpowering, but overall harmless, as all of his neighbours have long learned to stay inside and seal any windows lest they expose themselves to a gaseous fate worse than Jews.