/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

First original song: https://youtu.be/WGgEFoI9MhE

Merch:https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3052025
https://www.geekjack.net/gawr_gura
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gawr-gura

Schedule:https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1407804186918596611

Previous thread: >>5854839

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO SNIFF SCOUT'S ARMPITS

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>>5873352

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>>5872862
if you're reading this anon:
bad day at work and
showing her your hobby she knows nothing about

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>>5873362
Imagine how they smell after a long day in the forge, constantly sweating from the heat

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>>5873606
OH GOD YES

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This shark is very important to me

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I want to put a collar on this shark and take her on a walk

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>>5873799
I want to put a child harness on this shark and take her to the playground.

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Gura is cute!

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>>5873989
and funny too

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So why does Scout have a thongs hat?

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Gawr is awake

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>>5874155
someone said "thongs n' tongs" in chat and gura found it funny, somebody said she should wear a trucker hat, Gura found it funny, they merged and boom there ya go

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>>5874513

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>>5874973
>ywn wake up to a deranged Gura that plans to use you like a sex doll then brutally murder you

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Where are you, Gura/Gawr experience anon? You woke something in me with your greentexts.

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>>5875489
They said that they were done for the moment.
Have patience.

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>>5875471
I'm glad.

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>>5875559
He said he needs themes.
Come up with themes then.

Drugstore
Bank
Park

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Guys I'm going to be honest with you, Gura is kind of based.

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>>5875850
Gura started based and she grows more based by the day.

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>>5875566
weirdo...

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>>5875850
>>5875928
show some examples or proof of your theory

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>>5875566
This guy doesn't want to be raped and killed by Gura
What a weirdo

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>>5876167
Okay nice.

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>>5876172
I want to be raped and killed by GURA. Deranged Gura deserves nothing but hugs.

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>>5876261
>bloodied and gored anon hugs deranged Gura very tightly
>effort saps what strength he still had
>dies
>Gura snaps back to reality
>sees dead anon wrapped around her

Not nice.

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Gura is kinda smelly.

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>>5876639
probably but its okay i'd still hold her for hours

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GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>5873515
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>>5873424
That god damn brat... Thinking she can just do this shit to a grown man and nothing will happen to her... Someone should teach her a lesson...

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Is she going to stream today?

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>>5876833
No.

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>>5876871
Cool.
Did you like Scout's tutorial?

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>>5873795
Hi telewaifus

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>>5876917
Was there anyone who didn't?

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Loving this shark makes me a better person every day.

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>>5872862
showing her your new musical instrument

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>>5876946
Well coping cucks probably.

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>>5876946
I hate butts!

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>>5876639
based

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>>5876917
I'll let you in on a secret, anon:
I did not even watch the birhday stream yet. Ditto Reflect.

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>>5877045
How come?
Birthday is unjustifiable, a must watch. Also you probably watched the Minecraft sudden collab + the Festival so it's ok.

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You guys are way too horny

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>>5877045
It's 4 minutes long. Do it as soon as Coco finishes singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE

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>>5877090
Gura suckling her protein like a babe.

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>>5877084
Festival I did watch and liked it.

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>>5876788
this is my inner dialogue most of the day

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>>5876788
Why is it white?

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guys i think the cheek mouse pad is really funny and cute

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Anyone have a link to the member stream for scout's creation? I want to watch that before the tutorial.

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>>5877248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFqKmnjBJ2k&list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g&index=1

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>>5877248
It's literally on the community page.

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>>5877233
i think the shirt is really nice and wearable outside unlike most merch.

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Gura may be taking a break but don't forget your reps. If she could see me I'd want her to admire my commitment. I hope you would too.

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Gura will hit 3M during this collab. The 1M and 2M milestones saw >20K surges in a day and she's less than 30K away.

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>>5877456
>GA WR GURA

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>>5877456
Cool, she needs to celebrate it with a good karaoke for us.
That said, Sametori collabs are pretty good usually.

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>>5877456
Aww, I had my money on the 4th of july

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>>5877456
I like Kiara but she is definitely going to bring this up and make Gura uncomfortable.

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>>5877846
that's what makes Kiara fun

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>>5877998
this time gura smells blood and calls kiara a jealous bitch, "#jokingly", and giggles

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>>5878095
I love all of Gura's giggles, but her bully-giggle is my favorite.

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>>5878095
>>5878145
Nah, that's more Ame. Gura is nice to a fault.

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>>5877998
Nah. That's one of the few reasons why I don't watch her content

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>>5878368
That's why it's so hot when she busts out the bully giggle.

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>>5878095
god damn if she actually did that I'd SC my entire life savings instantly

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>>5878408
When was this?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I've fallen for both Gura and Scout, I'm on multiple levels of parasocial relationship and the meds aren't working.
SEND HELP

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>>5878529
you'll get no help here ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

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>>5878408
It's not Gura we hear, hehehe.
Hot as fuck.

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>>5878529
Five years ago I would send you to heartiste to get recentered.
Today, no fucking clue. Everything got shot down.

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>>5878529
https://streamable.com/ynw7u0

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>>5878529
TAKE THRICE AS MUCH ANON, QUICKLY

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>>5878529
which meds, I might need to get some?

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I love loli ,700 doujin saved, but I'm not sexually attracted to Gura in any shape or form. I love her personality and jokes but will never in a million years want to do anything lewd. Am, I a fake lolicon?

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>>5878857
No but the fact you don't find gura sexy either means you're new or gay

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>>5878857
No, you just don't have what Gura is aiming at.
https://streamable.com/nxu6qx

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>>5878857
Just a bit of a unicorn. You're not alone in it, don't worry.

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>>5878945
That's not what unicorn means.

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>>5878857
oh no, someone tell this man.

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>>5877456
If that makes Gura hold another milestone karaoke, I'll be grateful to chicken.

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>>5878857
Doesn't that just make you a pedo who can't get hard for someone you know is actually an adult

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>>5878977
Someone already told him he's gay.

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>>5878884
>>5878912
Also, I hate ASMR so maybe I'm the problem.

>>5879005
Big boob onee-san get me off sometimes too

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>>5878968
This is how it starts.

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>>5878857
Maybe you see her as a daughter. Gura gets a lot of SCs along the lines of "hi Gura, my wife and I love watching you, and so do my kids"

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>>5878857
I'm not that sexually attracted to Gura but when she's horny on stream it's impossible to resist.

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>>5879167
I hope that one day she will take every single aphrodisiac she can find right before a stream and just let nature take its course.

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>>5879167
Same, mainly due to 2d just not doing it for me in general. I find her personality extremely sexy though, so if her roommate was more public I'm sure the sexual attraction would be off the charts.

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>>5878857
> I love her personality and jokes but will never in a million years want to do anything lewd.
Same desu
I remember watching a lot of lewd art with Gura on danbooru once, after that I had such an awful feeling on her streams for a few days, so now I try to avoid that kind of thing.
In principle, after meeting the VTubers, I stopped jerking off

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>>5878408
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>>5878553
She let one fly during the TTRPG session last night.

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>>5873352
this is on the border of yab

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>>5879073

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if she doesn't plan to use her old PC anymore, maybe she should get a USB disk enclosure and put the drive from the old PC into it in case she needs to get something off it.

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>>5879387
Don't get me wrong I love the lewd art of hers but just can't want to with her.

>>5879559
Gomenasai doujins make me breathe.

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You encounter a stretching Gura
What do you do?

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>>5879600
Genuflect.

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>>5879600

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>>5879145
>Gura gets a lot of SCs along the lines of "hi Gura, my wife and I love watching you, and so do my kids"

>Dave, I really don´t get this
>daaad... this is boring, can we watch cartoons already....?

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>>5879600
> You encounter a stretching Gura
> What do you do?
I encounter a stretching Gura

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>>5879671
There was a story recently in these threads from anon who became a chumbud through his little daughter. I've met a dude with two kids watching Gura in youtube comments under Snz video, lol.

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>>5878857
>>5879387
It's interesting to me how all of this works and how it's different from person to person. When it first hit me I stopped smoking, stopped drinking, stopped masturbating every day, etc. Initially I hit a pseudo-unicorn phase but after a week or two I finally realized what was in my head and I hit some form of gachikoi where I legitimately want to marry the girl.

I've never cared about someone this much in my entire life. I didn't even care about myself until she came along. Now I better myself and exercise because she'd want me to and I have this urge to earn her love somehow. It gets difficult some days because I've suffered from despair for a long time and it tends to manifest into doubts about whether I can ever accomplish such a thing.

At the root of all that is a strength of love that is strong enough to prevent me from giving up. It's the strongest drive I've ever felt and no matter how big of a fool I am for thinking I have a chance with her I'd be the biggest fool in the world to let it fade.

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I want someone to make figures for gura and ame. Korone and pekora got one so maybe one day.

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>>5879790
Schizocroat, this you?

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>>5879852
Learn zBrush and make them yourself.

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>>5879790
If this is true, good luck Anon.

If it's not, another day in /vt/

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>>5879924
Way too much work, that looks like its just a render but i have seen people make one off figured.

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>>5879951
If you start lifting semi-regularly, your body produces more endorphines. If you were a continuously depressed doomer faggot before, change is overwhelming.

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>>5879790
Went through the exact same thing, except my personal improvements are a bit different. It's pretty fascinating how she can be so powerful.

Personally rather than thinking I have a chance with her, I just tell myself that since Gura exists it means the world isn't all bad and there's good and beauty in it and it's worth making an effort to be part of it, whatever that might lead to.

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>>5877998
No its not. It's just 1 of the reasons that make her an annoying bitch and the least popular in EN.

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lovingly manhandling gura

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Still one of my favorite Gura pics. The see through panties is what does it.

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>>5879951
It's true and I'm shocked at how supportive the people around me are when I've admitted it to them. The only ones that didn't tell me to go for it were very kind in trying to tell me to temper my expectations. One of them told me what gachkoi was in the first place because I had never heard of it before. I appreciate their sentiments but I won't give up.

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>>5880091
Carrying gura around and bending her over every piece of furniture in the house!

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>>5880091
>141cm
>roughly 35kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body.
I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

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>>5879790
In general, I just want to get better with my favourite chuubas
Good luck, Anonchama

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>>5880153
Lovingly!

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>>5880248
Violently!

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>>5880242
>141cm
>roughly 35kg
it's still so fucking weird seeing people list an official height that's published all kinds of places and constantly repeated, right next to a weight that was sputtered out as a joke once with the obvious intention that it would be instantly forgotten and ignored.

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>>5880063
>Gura exists it means the world isn't all bad and there's good and beauty in it and it's worth making an effort to be part of it, whatever that might lead to.
That's part of what makes me love her so much. She does so much for so many people, not just me, that it's incredible. I am compelled to reach out for her and hope that, somehow, she'll reach back.

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>>5880303
Well, it is close.

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>>5880303
35kg is the average weight for a female that is 141cm tall, so that's why I used it

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>>5880369
it's not close. 130 pounds is a full 68 percent heavier.

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>>5880412
>below

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>>5880369

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>>5880247
Thanks chumbud. I've got a lot of work to do on myself too.

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>>5880463
how low is your lower bound here? taking the "30 something kilograms" joke seriously is a form of retardation that is long past its expiration date.

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>>5877281
Not for non members

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>>5880498
Tell it to yourself, lol.

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>>5880303
141cm is 4' 7.5" which is tiny. A quick Google says that a girl that is around that height would be on average 80 - 100lbs (36-45kg). So it's pretty reasonable. Shark girls probably don't count their tail in their weight

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>>5880518
Then pay up, cheapo.

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>>5880562
>hurrdurr I can feed my extended fambly on 5 bucks for a year1!!111!11

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>>5880547
the point is that her joke adds nothing to this speculation either way.

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>>5880715
You're assuming it was a joke. It's the only weight she has given and it's within the bounds of reality, it really shouldn't tingle your 'tism so much.

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>>5880750
literally just listen to the tone of her voice. holy fuck.

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>>5880785
I'm going to continue saying she's 35kg and there's nothing you can do about it!

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>>5881225
I will go into Gawr arms without hesitation and with a smile on my face.

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>>5881319
it's still her... she just needs more love.

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How does Gura feel about all of us retards wanting to marry her?

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>>5881367
this question honestly stumps me every time because any realistic answer is upsetting

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>>5881412
>any realistic answer is upsetting
how so?

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>>5881367
On the surface, total fucking cringe, Snz-tier brutal bantz incoming right up your ass.
Down below, warm and fuzzy, but she will never tell anyone.

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>>5881367
Grossed out, I hope. I don't want any of you fuckers marrying her.

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>>5880303
>>5880715
What do you suggest?
>Going with an explicitly stated but plausible, even if jokingly, weight.
>Refusing to even consider it and just denying the possiblity entirely without suggesting a better option.

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>>5881354
I will hug and cuddle Gawr until I force her back into Gura.
No matter how many times she may bite my neck.

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>>5881605
speculate all you like. citing the joke tends to decay the credibility of your speculation, though, rather than bolstering it.

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>>5881635
You think it needs credibility? She's fucking TINY. The exact specifics don't really matter.

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>>5881367
Being loved feels nice. Just don't act like a fucking schizo creep towards her and she'll be happy.

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>>5881635
It's the best guess anyone has?
She isn't overweight or starving so a normal weight for a 4'2" girl can be used with no problem. I don't know what you're so hung up on.

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>>5881451
I just think any of the positive reactions are unrealistic, which leaves the neutral dismissive option
>oh they aren't being serious it's just a joke
which sucks
or the negative options
>disgust
>fear of stalkers
>pity
which makes me want to stop for her sake because they'd all make her experience worse

as much as I'd love to believe she sits in bed scrolling through /ggg/ getting butterflies every time she reads some goslings post it just seems unrealistic

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>>5881704
The only person here I'd categorize as schizo creepo is that guy who keeps posting the greentext story and saying he hopes she masturbates to it, and even then it's a light case and debatable.

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>>5881367
I hope it makes her feel appreciated and happy. Even if it's a conventionally weird situation, it feels good to love someone that much.

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>>5881737
i think it would be nice if we could come up with some ways to convince her we care about her and support her, in a way that's not likely to induce those negative options.

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>>5881737
Girls like attention. I doubt she loves it and there is definitely some negative feelings im sure (especially for the weirder posts) but I bet she does like that so many people 'love' her.

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>>5881754
I'll be honest, I think your tolerance is pretty low. If I were Gura there are quite a few posters here that would make me run for the hills.

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>>5881367
I don't really know. I just try to think about how to make my behavior match my feelings. I want to make her happy and comfortable no matter what. I hope it doesn't bother her.

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>>5881837
I think her tolerance is pretty high. Definitely higher than a large chunk of her audience, that's for fucking sure.

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>>5881754
I graduated to a full blown pastebin story. I am legitimately sorry if it was creepy though I don't know what to do with myself when she goes full hunt mode in DBD. It does funny things to me.

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>>5881737
I’m sure she might feel good about people giving her so much love but as history pointed out in so many occasions with situations such as these, there’s probably a big part of her that gets creeped out by dudes saying she changed their whole lives just by streaming and that they want to do their best to end up with her. For people to be interested in one another, there needs to have a similar power balance between both parties, when one of the party acts like the other is the second child of Christ, it’s definitely weird and creepy. When a 14 year old girl does it for Justin Bieber people tend to let it slide since they’re young but when a grown ass man does it, it’s pretty fucking alarming.

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>>5881981
Stop being a faggot and POST IT ALREADY.

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>>5881981
Indulging in fantasy and posting here is fine. Just don't send anything weird to her directly, then its creepy.

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>>5882010
Oh, I posted it back here >>5752163

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>>5881994
Eh, specifics of our cursed age. You can think of yourself as a monk doing his service bit. For all intents and purposes, wrt Gura, you are.

Definitely not the worst thing to be engaged in if you simply look at the shit going down around us.

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>>5882050
I said it was cute back then and it's still cute.

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>>5882050
Ah. I screenshoted your original version.
Now write more!

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>>5881837
This, a lot of posts here would weird me out if I was her. You can clearly tell by reading some of them that something it definitely wrong with these people

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>>5879886
No, this is me:

Because of Gura I quit smoking after 15 years and finally got that bike I wanted to gradually ease myself into shape. Weightlifting will come with winter. I'm not in a terrible shape or anything but I want to be able to beat the shit out of black and muslim tourists when they come around with zero effort.

On top of that Gura's influence on me sparked a desire for more profound, lifelong changes in my direction and lifestyle. She has helped me more than any other person in my life merely by existing and probably never even noticing me. She is a formidable individual. She is, in fact, borderline terrifying. The fact she is benevolent towards us doesn't exclude the possibility and ability of her being fearsome. This would all be neat schizo rrats if I wasn't 35 and a lifelong student of people like Jung or Evola. I am not easily swayed by anything or anyone, and the mere fact this girl has had such an effect on me and so many other people would be downright absurd if she wasn't in possession of an extreme degree of power.

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>>5882050
i like it a lot.

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>>5881981
I know you did. I don't think you're wrong for posting whatever you want here, go right ahead. That's what this place is for. I just hide your posts when I don't like them.

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Gura burp at 6:12 https://youtu.be/crlXJYrlX8E

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>>5882217
https://youtu.be/crlXJYrlX8E?t=360

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>>5882189
I just get defensive because I don't want to be a creep, let alone look like one.

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>>5882050
Oddly wholesome. I like it.

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>>5882125
They will have knives if not guns and numbers. You are better off finding likeminded individuals. Rambo shit does not fly in the real world.

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>>5881994
It's not as weird as you make it seem. Dante (the historical Dante) wrote the Divine Comedy after being inspired by Beatrice, whom he saw once in a church when he was 9. They never spoke. In the book, she is the one who leads him into Heaven.

That isn't even the only example of this theme. This is an actual thing that occurred in all eras of history. Gura is just the modern iteration of a very old (as in prehistoric) tendency of the male psyche, and is a direct inheritor of the oldest religion in human history. And she does it all simply by being herself in the fullest sense of the word. Ergo, she is formidable. She knows herself, and when ones knows himself he becomes transcendental and more than human.

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>>5882382
i think your story is precisely the kind of thing people aren't talking about, because it's clearly fiction with the premise that she's part shark.

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>>5873362
I want to buttbuckle Scout

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>>5882586
I want Scout to push me up against a trailer and tell me she's keeping her eye on me.

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>>5882119
If posting about how I want to blow raspberries on Gura's soft shark tummy and lick her feet is wrong, I don't want to be right

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>>5882523
I feel like I must dox you anon, if only to keep a watch on you and prevent you from doing something destructive.
I fear what will happen to you, and many others, should Gawr Gura disappear from your lives for any number of reasons. If such reactions lead to negative courses, then it is only prudent that a bullet be specially readied for your heads.

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>>5882665
I will become the holobomber if Gura ever leaves me

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>>5882382
Being a creep requires a lack of self awareness and context. Posting fanfiction like that on an anonymous image board is not creepy. Sending that story directly to Gura as part of a love letter or something would be. Or if you started to be unable to differentiate between fiction and reality (aka not being self aware).

It was a good story btw

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>>5882756
>Sending that story directly to Gura as part of a love letter or something would be.
Jenma probably keeps all the good feet pics and stuff for herself anyway.

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>>5882756
the characterization of her violent frenzy and the motivation for it was really nice.

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>>5882633
I want to be threatened into accompanying her into a demonic mine at knife point and carry permanent scars for the rest of my life from nearly being digested alive.

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>>5882879
You need a PDF or two if you wanna do that, boy

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>>5882903
no, you just need to say you have one or two

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>>5882930
Goorah I've got a whole bunch of PDFs please marry me!

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>>5881994
>there needs to have a similar power balance between both parties

Seriously, nothing makes a girl dry up the like sahara more than her holding all the power. You never EVER hear about female celebrities hooking up with or dating fans, because nothing in this world is more unattractive to a girl than you considering yourself their fan/inspiration/role model/etc. This is why her reaction would be purely platonic flattery in the best case, and disgust/resentment in the worst. The person she ends up dating will have never heard of her before, and that is a 100% fact.

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>>5883029
Don't care, still going to fap to femdom.

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>>5882871
Yeah, it would be nice to be able to trust someone to the point where you couldn't hate them even if they committed murder, because you know they had to have had a good reason.

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>>5882665
>I fear what will happen to you, and many others, should Gawr Gura disappear from your lives for any number of reasons.
It is enough for me to know she exists somewhere out there, like that other Anon said. It is the awareness that such a wonderful person exists that makes the world a better place, and implies there's other wonderful people, no matter how distant. I simply wish her happiness and victory, and when she leaves us that will be enough for me.

Also, you can't dox me. I am a ghost. I don't even have social media. I've been in this shithole of an imageboard since late 2005. Don't make me spank you. You really think there aren't precautions on top of precautions, born from experience and augmented by my tendencies towards seclusion and a healthy degree of paranoia?

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>>5883029
>The person she ends up dating will have never heard of her before, and that is a 100% fact
If we go by real life examples, both twitch and real celebrities, then she would date someone who knows her and is in the same industry as her. The power imbalance doesn't exist if both people are semi-successful streamers.

This is why I'm going to become the next top streamer and steal her from all of you.

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>>5882665
Holy fucking kek. Is this the final form of a chumbud?

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>>5882665
Hey there schizo Batman!

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>>5883140
Whatever, David.

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>>5883183
Actually a fair point. Do you have any notable talents and/or skills that would appeal to the masses?

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>>5882903
I've got 4, please marry me

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>>5883254
I'd rather be a fan of Crvena Zvezda than be called David.

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>>5883295
Powerful levels of autism while being self aware is all one needs to be entertaining.

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>>5883183
>The power imbalance doesn't exist if both people are semi-successful streamers.

True, that's definitely one possible case I didn't mention. As long as the power balance is even to male favored, then you at least have a small chance with whatever girl you're after.

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cunny

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>>5882738
Fuckin' based, make sure to pen a manifesto in advance though.

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>>5882523
I’m the one who you responded to. Just like someone else said, what will you do if Gura stops streaming? Kill yourself? You attribute way too much importance to someone who doesn’t know you exist and even if she did, you’d still be one in 1 in thousands. You know nothing about her other than what she wants you to see. You don’t know her and you never will. Building yourself a mental persona of what you think she is can only hurt you in the end. You are no different than the thousands of other cases seen in the media through the years of people idolizing someone until these people become the center of their world. I’m glad people can make positive changes in their lives but attributing these changes to an anime girl is idiotic. You sparked those changes and you are the sole beneficiary of them. I’m sure Gura would be happy that you are changing positively but a lot of other people would be happy as well. I’m glad you’re changing anon, will you start thinking about me next time you hit the gym? If you truly want to improve, unironically log off 4chan and see a therapist.

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>>5883439
WHERE?

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>>5883494
>I’m the one who you responded to.
>New IP

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>>5883518
i noticed that too.

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>>5883494
I dunno about the therapist part but the log off 4chan part is good advice for anyone looking to improve their life

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>>5883494
Refer to >>5883140

Your americanism is showing.

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/q2pr7k

https://streamable.com/8hcehh

Remember to remind Gura that her senpais care about her very much and find her very cute, any chance you get.

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>>5883029
>>5883183
>>5883424
Suddenly based chumbuds drop relationship redpills in the best PUA tradition. I think I'll screencap you guys for future reposting.

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>>5883518
>>5883536

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>>5883655
not how it works. your browser was unlucky. mine wasn't. you can only prove that it WAS a new IP, and there is no form of evidence available with the potential to disprove it. in other words, there is evidence for it, or an absence of evidence for it, but there categorically cannot be evidence against it.

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>>5883424
I’m surprised so many people on here don’t realise this. Acting like a fucking doormat for your oshi won’t make her think you’re dating material. Quite the contrary actually

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>>5883781
Pretty weird there's so many people showing up trying to convince people to stop loving Gura.

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>>5883741
I unironically switched locations in the meantime (switched routers). I’m not going to try to prove it though. Don’t care enough either way. The points I made still stand

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>>5883822
You can express love without being a doormat. We call them "partners" for a reason, a relationship is a team. Outside of super fringe sexual fetishes, girls want a partner, not a slave, as a boyfriend.

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>>5883843
i really don't care about that argument and don't even know which side you are on.

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>>5883518
NTA but I frequently get new IPs because I jump around on my vpn a lot sometimes.

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>>5883877
You're not going to be a partner for her. If you're a fan, it's fine to love her. If you're a doxfag that's trying to find her for a real relationship then you're more creepy and off putting than the people that are lovesick.

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We get an actual self-help/self-centering thread for a change and you have to screw it up with paranoia.

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>>5883934
i have an indicator to let me know when that happens and i try to take the opportunity to make some crazed horny shitpost with it.

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>>5883781
I believe most of us are just giving voice to our general love and admiration towards her rather than being doormats, but it isn't obvious because this is both the only place to talk about that and because doing otherwise would be an endless game of trying to one up the other guy and would devolve into teenage-like dick fencing contest.

All women despise doormats, nice guys and so on. If she "likes" any of those it just means her eggs dried up or she's settling down after years of cock carousel. Maybe even has a kid in her.

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>>5883945
I'm talking about in general. What I said goes hand in hand with what you said, as diehard fans we have 0 chance of being with her even if we were to meet her in real life.

Only way you would is if you got ultra lucky and met her in an online game or something and fell in love without actually knowing who she is.

[Anonymous No.]

It may be a pipe dream, but you can't blame a man for wanting what he wants

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>>5883781
This applies even if you don't want to date her. She can't do shit with a superchat just asking her to bully you, you gotta razz her, that's how she likes it.

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I feel like it's actually much healthier and realistic to love your oshi for the sake of emotional catharsis and romantic relief, to fill that void and motivate you until you meet someone real. The idea of ending up with your oshi is quite absurd, you have to realize how many others are in line, and even if you met her you have to realize how creepy it would be for her no matter the circumstance.

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>>5883999
I'm aware I'm not going to be in a relationship with her. I love her anyway. Trying to put people down for loving someone is shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's pretty cute

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>>5884024
>She can't do shit with a superchat just asking her to bully you
>>5878408

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>>5884043
>Trying to put people down for loving someone is shitty
The only people who should feel put down are people who are delusional and can't comprehend boundaries. Everyone here loves her and everyone here respects that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5884087
Yes, and recent superchats asking her that have gotten nothing.

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>>5884104
The people who don't respect boundaries aren't even here, they're on the two cow websites.

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>>5882090
>>5882103
>>5882175
>>5882412
>>5882538
>>5882756
>>5882871
Thanks chumbuds. When I do write something new it'll be here for you. No offense to the writing general but I don't really feel comfortable among them.

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>>5884104
Then it's pretty weird that people started bringing up power imbalances and not being a doormat, as if either of those matter when you're just a fan that really loves her. It would only matter to doxfags.

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>>5884041
I agree with this. Gura is an entity that makes my days brighter and gives me an outlet for emotions that would be completely repressed otherwise. The line between healthy and unhealthy all comes down to self awareness and emotional control.

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>>5884074

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Also worth mentioning though I never see it - does anyone else find Gura's level of professionalism really impressive? Or for that matter that of other holos? Because I sure as fuck do.

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>>5876639

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Do kids really watch Gura or is it just KizunaCope?

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>>5884200
I think it started with someone responding to horny posting/fantasy with a realistic take. So basically a pointless discussion. Maybe someone learned something idk

Anyways, Gura cute!

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>>5884235
i do!

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>>5878529
You don't love red gura casual??

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>>5884248
the views on her age-restricted resident evil VOD are not significatly lower than her other RE VODs. "kids watch gura" may be true, but there has never been the slightest shadow of evidence for it.

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>>5884235
She grew in this department a whole lot for the past nine months, certainly.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what it would take to make Gura cry.
I wonder how it would be possible for me to pull this off.

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>>5884235
She'd need to make a bunch more tweets about stuff like when she's planning to stream before I start considering her professional. I love her anyway, of course.

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>>5884235
Gura is many things but professional is not one of them

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>>5884363
Gura cried about that no friends comment after the stream.

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>>5884363
Shower her with love

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>>5884248
Anecdotally? Yes, absolutely, just look at the fucking greyfest in chat.

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>>5884248
>Do kids really watch Gura
The vast majority of shit like numberfagging, accusations of mutual hate, setting one fandom against the other etc. comes from the cow websites. Their userbase are doxfags and general trash who is looking for "milk" (lulz) and vtubing is something they latched on recently. They don't actually watch or care about vtubers, they just come here to cause drama and infighting because they think it's funny.

Pardon the old screenshot, but the more people know about them the better our board will be because you'll be easily able to tell genuine threads and genuine criticism from their trolling and shit stirring.

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>>5884363
Tell her she will never be seen as a serious adult by her peers in the real world. But why in the name of fuck would you want to do that?

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*Ahem*
I AM IN LOVE WITH GAWR GURA! I LOVE HER LIKE A MAN LOVES A WOMAN! MY DECLARATION OF LOVE IS 100% GENUINE AND WITHOUT IRONY! I WILL MAKE HER MY WIFE, AND WE WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER THAT WE BOTH ENJOY! I WANT TO MAKE HER THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!
And no I don't care if some depressed faggot that hasn't gone outside in months tries to speak on Gura's behalf and tells me I'm not being "realistic"

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>>5883029
>>5883183
These two posts contradict eachother and assume that Gura is a vain celebrity. You are both wrong in many ways.

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>>5884497
Gura doesn't have any peers in the real world. Her peers are her fellow vtubers now.

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>>5880547
>Tiny

She's an inch and a half away from being legally disabled

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>>5884449
I actually went through a couple of threads there and holy shit the salt mining going there is completely off the charts. Seriously, is it the board of the envious female?

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>>5884545
Not to mention there are in fact several known cases of chuubas falling for fans. Both parasocially as a whole or individually.

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>>5884575
>She's an inch and a half away from being legally disabled
I love my shark dwarf very much anyway!

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>>5884545
Gura has fans. Wether she shows her face or not does not matter anymore. She has fans that act just the same as fans from other people. The power imbalance comes from that fact.

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>>5884531
I love based posters like you the most. Keep up the good work.

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I wish retards would stop fellating Gura's subcount in the #gawrt tag

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>>5884041
>>5884201
I do agree with you guys, and I try to be "self aware" for what shit that's worth. However, I also like to daydream and fill the loneliness and it really fucking brings down the mood reading the "Here's a page of reasons why you'll never be with her".

>>5884252
>someone responding to horny posting/fantasy with a realistic take
i honestly regret my initial post at this point

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>>5884650
>posts something like this
>does not attach an image
I don't believe you're really looking at gawrt.

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>>5884650
Inevitable, sadly. Maybe they will switch to masturbating at EN2 when that comes around.

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>>5884580
It used to be about extracting reactions from internet clowns like Chris-chan, but like most other things, it went to shit after old userbase moved on.

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>>5884590
I could only remember Pekora having a legit panic attack when live chat stopped showing people posting for some reason, and even that one is flimsy at best. Got anything else?

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>>5884545
I don't think it has anything to do with vanity. Its hard to build a romantic relationship based off of "fan and celebrity" dynamic. One person starts off with significant amount of power and other starts off with significant amount more knowledge of the other's life.

Some people can do it but its not super common.

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>>5884791
Yes but this is not the place for it, especially since some of it invokes drama.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish more people would daydream with super-detailed hornyposts and realize it's pretty gay of me to say so without trying to make my own

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>>5884697
>i honestly regret my initial post at this point
Don't worry about it. I once posted a "Gura cute!" and it turned into a 100+ post flame war. Just happens sometimes.

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>>5884832
How terribly parasocial of you.

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>>5884813
I wouldn't use the word "common" to describe any part of this girl. She is nothing short of exceptional.

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>>5884847
This is just what gura break day does to a mf

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>>5884832
fwiw there are places for threads like this, just not this board

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>>5884449
I thought that place banned vtubing discussion for not being lulzy

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>>5884942
They banned the digging threads for being too doxfaggy even for them. General vtuber discussion threads are still up.

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>>5884813
You'd be surprised. there is a case where [rule 15] fan groomed voice actress and now they gonna marry.

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>>5884705
>check the tag
>first thing I see is an anon, probably from here, sperging out over it
there's definitely a small group of retards posting about it in the art tag, I counted ~4 in the past 8 hours.

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>>5885025
bless you, anon323232

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>>5884813
>One person starts off with significant amount of power and other starts off with significant amount more knowledge of the other's life.
Important reason to avoid the roommate/doxx posters, you can't hide that you're her fan, but you can heavily limit what outside knowledge you have.
>b-b-but why would you take steps to improve your position on the off chance you happen to meet her?
Nigger I put secret safety measures into my tabletop settings on the off chance I'm ever isekai'd into one. And you haven't even begun to scrape the surface of my autism.

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Don't be a doormat anon or you'll end up seeing this.

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>>5885025
It is nothing to be happy about. Gura has to work twice as hard to groom her fans when new ones keep showing up.

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>>5885071
That seems like a good time to me

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>>5885053
>Nigger I put secret safety measures into my tabletop settings on the off chance I'm ever isekai'd into one. And you haven't even begun to scrape the surface of my autism.
Heh, I like you.

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>>5877456
Fucking typical Kiara ruining Gura's 3m milestone, I bet she planned this

[Anonymous No.]

gura should be allowed to say nigger for every millionth subscriber she has 3 unused n-word passes

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>>5885163
She recently named the jew. Maybe not all is lost for her yet.

>>5885053
Does nothing for the imbalance though.

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>>5885025
I wish these numberniggers would off themselves. They fail to realize that it was never a competition and that VTubers are still small fish in a big ocean

[Anonymous No.]

i dont really much care about gura, or vtubers in general, but i shall always be grateful it has enabled some people to give me money to fulfill the fantasies they cannot articulate themselves. I will also thank you on behalf of my drawfag peers.

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>>5879600
Cum inside

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>>5885053
>Nigger I put secret safety measures into my tabletop settings on the off chance I'm ever isekai'd into one.

This is a powerful level of autism I can respect

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>>5885283
Thank you drawfag. I hope you charge extortionate rates. Or cheap rates. Whichever makes you happier.

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>>5885250
Is that what you really believe? If you've even seen just the clip you'd know she wasn't actually talking about jews.

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>>5885250
>Does nothing for the imbalance though.
I was more piggybacking your post than refuting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5885283
I accept pictures of Gura taking a piss as a form of appreciation.

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>>5885298
>Doc’s hair isn’t brown
RUINED

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>>5885053
>Nigger I put secret safety measures into my tabletop settings on the off chance I'm ever isekai'd into one.
NEVER take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>5885373
Of course I totally truly believe in my Fourth Holoreich austrian Fuhrer Kiara "Adolf" Takanashi!1!!! When do we gas the takos already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5885461
He was bullied into this pink dye, making it character- and universe-consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

Cunnywhipped and proud

[Anonymous No.]

We know Gura can get emotional, but does she ever wash her sensitive feet in the bath and blush because it makes her think of us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5885591
Something something 40 cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

I pretend my dishes are Gura's dishes when I'm washing them.

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>>5885779
i pretend my dishes are gura's dishes and then i don't wash them

[Anonymous No.]

>>5885779
You are mentally ill

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>>5885803
And what does mold pretend to be?

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>>5885907
I am mentally ill and I have clean dishes.

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>>5885928
And what about your room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5885920
If you give your dirty dishes a quick rinse and don't stack them in a way that has them stay wet you can leave dishes in the sink for months without any mold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5885920
i got a dehumidifier and i don't have that problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>5885968
I can't pretend my room is Gura's. It's dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5885984
I have read this exact comment here before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5886029
What would Prof. Petersen say? If he is capable of speech today, of course.

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>>5886029
Not until she releases her scent pack at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5886095
That's a good idea. I'll buy some lavender air freshener. I'm not autistic enough to try to make it smell like her piss and sweat, sadly.

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>>5884200
>>5884252
>>5884697
For what it's worth I found a kind of comfort from all of this: That I'm approaching this in the right way. Even if people tell me I don't have a chance or I'm doing it wrong it's not going to deter me. Respecting her boundaries and privacy are equally as important to me.

Those boundaries exist for a good reason. I put up a lot of barriers like that for myself and they stayed up for a long time. She shattered them all just by being who she is. The fact that she broke through them without knowing who I am gives me hope that I can succeed.

Maybe I'm being selfish expressing stuff like this here. I feel the need to get outside perspective so I know I'm doing the right thing. It's hard for me to trust myself when I've changed so much so quickly.

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>>5886351
Outside perspective is, you might be a croatfag, or just as insane. Recenter yourself.

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>>5886080
I'M NOT A LOBSTER JORDAN I'M A SHRIMP GET OUT OF MY ROOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JP would just sit there shaking his head at the fact that anon is finding drive in an e-girl instead of something else even if he was cleaning his room.

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I'm here to express my undying love and admiration for GURA! I love GURA with all of my heart and soul! She is the apple of my eye, the stars in my sky! My life belongs entirely to GURA! I love you GURA!

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>>5886652
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

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>>5886546
If it's insane to pursue someone as hard as you can within the bounds of their comfort then I'll take that criticism. However, I'm not going to give up.

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>>5886351
Respecting her boundaries would be to not try to contact her or arrange something on the hope of building a relationship with her. That would be psychotic. Everybody here agrees that loving her in your own corner is more than acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5886713
Whatever you do, try not to prevent yourself from building actual relationships with real people just because you’re in love with an anime girl.

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>>5886351
Get outside perspective until you stop making therapy posts, please.

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>>5886720
>Respecting her boundaries would be to not try to contact her or arrange something on the hope of building a relationship with her. That would be psychotic.
Isn't that a bit absurd? By that logic every relationship is psychotic.
>>5886819
I've been outside jogging for several hours today, as I do every day.

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>>5886652
the gem of my sea!

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>>5886720
This

Especially if you're posting about it here, that just makes you look like a psycho. If you're unironically pursuing a relationship with your oshi, you need to re-evaluate your life.

That doesn't mean the love isn't genuine, but love has a tendency to throw logic out the window and also be contrarian towards people who get in your way simply because of emotional recklessness.

You also have to understand yourself. Everyone goes through periods of obsession. Even if you've been crushing on your oshi for a year, circumstances or simply mental change may make you grow out of it to some degree. Don't mistake infatuation for something it isn't, even if in the moment it seems very real.

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>>5886843
>By that logic every relationship is psychotic.

No? Every person pursuing a relationship with another person that isn't the slight bit interested IS psychotic though.

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>>5886987
>you need to re-evaluate your life.
That's exactly what I've done. I didn't choose this one night on a whim. On the contrary, I've struggled to reorient many aspects of my life for some time now. Every change I've made has been for the better and she catalyzed all of them. I've struggled to explore these feelings and I know they're purely positive. That's why I won't let them go no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/7kpkqk

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>>5886843
>contact her or arrange something on the hope of building a relationship with her

My first reaction hot take is that asking Gura out isn't actually inherently psychotic. Like if you messaged her on twitter and asked her for a date, I don't think it's that much different than going to up a girl at a coffee shop. There is some power and "knowledge" imbalance, but I don't think it's inherently wrong.

However, believing that you might be successful with approach like this, means you're probably a little out of touch with reality. Most people that are concerned by statements like yours realize this, and immediately assume that your plan is more nefarious (doxxing/lying/etc), because that is the only way a relationship would realistically happen, despite being incredibly reprehensible. If you don't plan on doing any of this, then go for it I guess. But just know there is a 0% chance of it working, and it would be best to accept that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5887292
There's a dire lack of normal-sized futa Gura art and I don't care how many normal sized dicks she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5887449
>>5887292
i don't care about futa at all, i just wanted to vote for the most biologically entertaining option (two barbed penises)

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>>5887335
As you say, there are ways to get in touch with her that don't involve anything like that. Be honest, do you think I'd be sitting here spilling my guts to perfect strangers if I was going to do something like that? I'm not an idiot. I know I'm shoveling spaghetti onto the proverbial table for it to be torn apart.

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>>5887505
please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5887505
please stop

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>>5887505
No matter the channel that you take, doing it with the sole intentions of starting a relationship with her is psychotic. Multiple people have taken time out of their days to show you why your mindset is not only wrong and illogical, but also immoral and outright disrespectful to Gura. If you care about her as much as you say, you’re going to leave her alone. That mindset of “I’ll never give up no matter what” is the mindset of someone who only cares about their own feelings without taking into the accounts the feelings of the other person.

[Anonymous No.]

It's best to love Gura, not the person playing Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5887713
Gura is acting, but not so much that I consider her a different person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5887505
>Be honest, do you think I'd be sitting here spilling my guts to perfect strangers if I was going to do something like that?

I don't, which was part of the point of my post, although I do think you're a bit out of touch for thinking your courteous approach will work (which is NOT to encourage you to do something uncourteous or worse). Was just saying why at first glance, it's very easy to assume otherwise. Just know that the only possible outcomes here are:

>you're ignored (by far most likely)
>you're rejected, embarrassed and you made your oshi uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>5887690
I said I'm not going to let my feelings go no matter what. That's not the same. I've been asked to stop so I'm going to now. I just wanted to make that clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5887713
ngmi

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>>5887505
I think the fact that you are posting about it unironically in the first place says a lot about your grasp on reality.

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>>5887335
>My first reaction hot take is that asking Gura out isn't actually inherently psychotic.
I'm going to drop the word psychotic because its a stupid line of questioning and say that asking *GURA* out is wrong on principle, not just in efficacy.
You are approaching the character of Gura and asking for a date with her roommate. On principle this is wrong because you would force her to break character to say yes or no. Gura has stated before, as part of an offhand comment to turn down a proposal, that she considers herself an idol and idols can't get married. While you aren't asking to marry her you would be asking her to enter a relationship which would also break this rule in spirit.
Therefore, you cannot ask out gura

Well now, what if you ask out the roommate directly? Well that would require doxxing her, because any approach using gura as a medium would break the prior rules. And doxxing her is an invasion of her privacy and by extension wrong.

The only point where asking gura out is appropriate if you have a previously established relation to her (which holds its own restrictions) or you would have to run into gura at a bar or a cafe by sheer chance (because any intentional step towards her specifically is an invasion of her privacy) and ask her out there.

You cannot simultaneously respect her boundaries *and* actively attempt to start a relationship with her. Unless she decides one day to do a fan meetup, and during the meet&greet portion you ask her out in person, or something like that where she is inviting you to break the fourth wall with her.

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>>5887769
This. We get you man. These feelings are strong and I’m pretty sure that everyone here has felt them in one way or another (I know I have, multiple times). Put all the arguments about you never being able to make it work aside, it’s still wrong to even try. That’s the part that you need to understand. There is no way for you to try to make a relationship happen with her that doesn’t involve either making her uncomfortable or lying about your intentions. We’re not here trying to put you down, we’re here trying to make you understand that you can only get hurt in this. It’s good that you improved because of Gura, be glad that she’s gotten you of the gutter and keep improving. One day you might be able to say you got your own girlfriend because of Gura as well

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>>5887979
Well said. I hope the anon in question takes this to heart.

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Boy, I sure am glad I'm a schizo who believes chuubas aren't even real, otherwise I'd be trying to get a cute Gura gf as well.

Hololive is an incredibly advanced social AI experiment and this belief is, ironically, how I keep my sanity and keep watching at the same time.

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this has been a pretty interesting thread, to say the least, to sit back and watch

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What do you think Gura is eating today?

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>>5887782
Holding onto your feelings without acting on them is more reasonable. The only person you’re going to hurt is you but if that’s what you want then so be it. I’d still try to let go of that feeling and try to pursue an actual relationship if I was you (just my own opinion, you do you) The sentence “plenty of fish in the sea” comes to mind.

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>>5888187
Ame

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>>5888169
I'm not not reading any of these essays. I read one, made my post >>5884531 , and tabbed out to play DbD because its their 5th anniversary.

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shark

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>>5888327
calm down Ame

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I'm not sure if this was called a doxxing or it would make chumbuds hate her but...
Gura's roommate has a vagina

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>>5888343
The thread is saved!

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>>5888169
Yeah, I'm always surprised at how well adjusted some people on this board are. Of course, there are plenty of schizos, but it just goes to show there's plenty of sane people as well.

It helps that 4chan most likely harbors a solid percentage of the highest IQ first worlders on the planet though. Just my take after being on the site for a decade. Anonymity has a way of really bringing out the best in some people. Along with the worst.

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>>5888369
I think about that every day.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/90629468

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>>5887292
Making my case for non-barbs
Assuming the neko gura is the costume catshark gura, she is still shark, basically everywhere except the ears. If she were just cat in that form I would say barbed. However, I am a firm believer that changing the dick is effectively changing the character (addition and subtraction of penises are fine, it is only the changing of one to another that is incorrect) and I cite the trope of "Our genitals fit together so well" soulmates. If this is the case then the particular, non-barbed shape of base-form gura's hemipenises *must* be maintained into her catshark form.

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cool

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>>5888674
I hope Gura understands the weight of her position at this point and how important it is to stay apolitical.Although I almost worry she understands this too well for her own mental health.

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Any VOD recommendations besides stuff from the past month?

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>>5888984
Borgar.

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I hope Gura makes a new ASMR soon, so I can alternate between them.