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Previous Thread: >>58497866

>> No.58529629
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.58529685

Someone bought merch yesterday when they could have waited a day and bundled it with today's merch. Do you see? Do you see what Gura's failure to communicate has done? This could have been prevented.

>> No.58529690

>>58529305
In my defense, those bots are often hilariously retarded and I just like watching them do stupid shit like prop-kill each other. You can even spawn "admins" that can kick the other bots if they break any rules that you set as the "server owner".

>> No.58529727
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>"3 years is like a lot!! thank you!!"
Gura... you make it sound like you're more than halfway, please no

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iloveheriloveheriloveheriloveher

>> No.58529792

>>58529727
baffling post

>> No.58529801

>>58529685
>implying this wasn't part of her master plan

>> No.58529860 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

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>>58529801
to fill the coffers of geekjack and dhl?

>> No.58530165
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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>58530190

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any other Goom U grads here? what did you major in?
i graduated Manga Cum Load in Shark Biology

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>you want your pencil back? Sure, here you go!

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my wife

>> No.58530688

>>58530345
>Eraser isn't entirely consumed
inaccurate

>> No.58530695

>>58530345
source?

>> No.58530751

>>58529615
FAT TAIL TINY CUNNY

>> No.58530958
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we're so fucking back bros, doubters btfo'd

>> No.58531022

>Anniversary arc is almost over
Thank god. I don't even care about what happens after this. I was more stressed in the last week and a half leading up to this than I was during the absence.

>> No.58531084

>>58531022
you know the end of the anni arc probably means the return to this year's average?

>> No.58531162

>>58531084
I'm sure she'll be back in october

>> No.58531184

>>58531084
your reading comprehension reps...

>> No.58531278

Surely her 3rd anniversary will be more than just prerecorded MV's with merchant shilling at the end, right chumbuds?

>> No.58531313

>>58531278
:3

>> No.58531317

>>58531162
You people keep saying this like she'll suddenly start streaming frequently in October for some reason lol, she's gonna stream maybe 2-3 more times this year and that'll be it

>> No.58531326

>>58531278
if you're fishing for pessimistic shitpost replies, I'm wondering if she scheduled the stream for 9 because merch is out at 10 and she doesn't want to be here longer than an hour

>> No.58531348

>grudgebaiting
>again
cringe

>> No.58531365

>>58531317
She will probably stream at least 5 horror games and do a halloween stream, maybe even another handcam if we're lucky!

>> No.58531373

>>58531326
Kind of exactly like what happened with her new outfit, literally just an hour long stream where 3/4s of it was just filler

>> No.58531422

>>58531365
This is some pure cope, i'll keep this one in the cope folder for November 1st

>> No.58531448

>>58531326
yeah, it couldn't possibly be because that's her regular stream time...

>> No.58531468

>>58531348
>All criticism is grudgebaiting

>> No.58531471

>>58531422
If we're REALLY lucky we'll even get a happy thanksgiving tweet!

>> No.58531491

>>58531448
it's not her regular stream time

>> No.58531509

>>58531491
yes, it is

>> No.58531512

>>58530751
Yes, but also stinky and maybe a little bit of a retard

>> No.58531513

>>58531448
her regular stream time is 8 pm, threadshitter-kun..

>> No.58531548

>>58531509
No, it isn't. It's an hour late.

>> No.58531564

>>58531468
all "criticism" is timelooping at this point

>> No.58531590

>>58531468
>criticism
>>58531278
uh huh

>> No.58531675

>>58531590
Except the precedent is already there tho? She literally did the same thing word for word for I think her birthday stream because she obviously can't come up with things to do for these types of streams

>> No.58531740

>>58531675
The birthday stream was good. Her anniversary was good. It's literally only you shitters who have an issue with them.

>> No.58531777

did you like the 2.5 years of Gooba?

>> No.58531816

>>58531740
Nta. No need to be disingenuous, I know you can make a rebuttal without denying reality.

>> No.58531836

>>58531740
her anniversary was not good, she hasn't had her anniversary yet, it's in 4 hours
how are the people calling other people threadshitters even less informed and more retarded

>> No.58531870

>>58531816
She was prepared in both of them and the preparations were good, only issue was her fucking up the merch reveal in her birthday and that won't happen today.

>> No.58531877

>>58531740
This is the kind of behavior that enables Gura to be the way she is and never stream or communicate

>> No.58531960

Haven't been able to watch goob, and I cant today either. Gonna catch up later with the anniversary stuff. Any news on how shes been or what's happening?

>> No.58531980

>>58531877
>back to pretending he has any control over this
Just a few more "tough love" Youtube comments, right?

>> No.58531987

>>58531960
nope

>> No.58532036

>>58531960
>Any news on how shes been or what's happening?
lol

>> No.58532059

>>58531960
Was mostly checked out the past couple streams, perked up a couple times, said nothing about what's happening, was apparently out of the loop from hololive and played UNO with her family for almost 3 hours.

>> No.58532062

>>58530695
https://twitter.com/Comicdud_theone/status/1701780956678422996

>> No.58532102

>>58531960
She has not mentioned anything at all about what she's doing, where she's been, or why she went on a 3 week break

>> No.58532132
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>>58532062

>> No.58532147

>>58531960
>Excepting Gura to give any semblance of information as to what she's been doing

>> No.58532217

>>58531960
she seemed pretty happy playing Family Feud teamed up with Ina and UNO with Mori

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>> No.58532450

>>58532425
This is the anniversary merch I'm buying 50

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>> No.58533271

>>58531960
exquisite bait, you deserve those (You)s

>> No.58533297
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Elon is really trying his hardest to kill off twitter. The activity tab on tweetdeck is probably dead for good now and we have to rely on the shitty likes tab for gura likes, if that even still works

>> No.58533377

I'm bored

>> No.58533415

>>58533360
you aren't paying for it area you?????????????

>> No.58533440

>>58533377
Hi bored

>> No.58533657

>>58533360
i noticed you can no longer see a list of who RTed, quoted, or liked a tweet now.
>>58533415
i honestly would pay for it, if only i could keep the accursed blue checkmark from showing on my account.

>> No.58533738

>>58533360
really sped up the enshittification with that platform

>> No.58533753

>>58533657
>i noticed you can no longer see a list of who RTed, quoted, or liked a tweet now.
how am I supposed to find people who retweet Gura now

>> No.58533879

Hello, I love Gura :)

>> No.58533904

I need to sleep
Chances of Gura having fucked up the time and meant for it to be the usual are slim right? I'm ot gonna miss it if i nap until then?

>> No.58533917

>>58533753
You still can with old tweetdeck, but it's removed from regular twitter for whatever reason

>> No.58533943

>>58533904
for now I'll believe the rrat that merch is supposed to drop at 10pm

>> No.58534000

>>58533917
is that fixed now. it fucked up yesterday and I figure it's only a matter of time until it's fucked for good

>> No.58534014

>>58533904
Idk but I'm on the same boat, ima take a 3 hour nap.

>> No.58534015
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Booba huhaha

>> No.58534043

>>58534000
Yes, you have to update

>> No.58534060

2 hours left

>> No.58534148
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gura loves feet

>> No.58534153

>>58534060
anon...

>> No.58534214
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>>58534153
Anon?

>> No.58534246
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>>58534148
I love Gura's feet

>> No.58534614

I have to work during the stream. I'm hoping there's no limited that I'll miss.

>> No.58534715

>>58534614
She's already all but said there's going to be limited. Be prepared to eat shit.

>> No.58534800

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.58534842

Sex with a fatfuckbud.

>> No.58534975

slow SCs huh

>> No.58535019

>>58534246
that face is horrifying

>> No.58535407

>>58534214
>2 hours and 56 minutes before stream time is 2 hours
Found one of the retarded youtube devs.

>> No.58535434

>>58534975
people, like me, are saving them for when she's live plus everyone knows she's not gonna read them anyways.

>> No.58535494

>>58532405
Would bully the first
Would rape the second
Would headpat the third

>> No.58535514

>>58535407
It's funnier when it happens with years, that tripped Gura up before.

>> No.58535536

>>58535494
>Not mating press all three
Ngmi

>> No.58536012
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I just farted

>> No.58536077

>>58536012
what kind of fart

>> No.58536284
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hemorrhoids suck

>> No.58536430

>>58536284
just stop having hemorrhoids

>> No.58536453

>>58536284
anal fissures suck too

>> No.58536479

>>58536077
Quite and stinky type

>> No.58537136

i'm actually fucking jealous of gura

>> No.58537189

I have tapeworms, just like Gura <3

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>> No.58537370 [DELETED] 

I envy the people that Gura actually cares about.

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I've been trying to branch out a bit since she did the thing again and it did the opposite of help, in one way or another I am reminded of her, no matter who I'm trying to watch, and my mind drifts right back
guess this is the end of the line

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>> No.58537830

>>58531326
I hate how this is the most possible scenario that's going to happen tonight. Where did it go so wrong? I just want her back with us...

>> No.58537932

>>58529685
you’re a nigger if you bought anything yesterday

>> No.58537951

>>58537753
I want to lick these so bad...

>> No.58537954

>>58537370
yeah, me

>> No.58538004

>>58537830
nice LARP..............

>> No.58538033
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I'm going to get the limited merch this time. I'm not going to mess up

>> No.58538040

3 years with Gura and she still hasn't got out the preschooler phrase... When is she going to behave like a hag

>> No.58538060 [SPOILER] 
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what if
gura came up to you
shouting "happy anniversary to us!"
and she took you around with her to celebrate
went to the mall
went to eat at fancy restaurants
then, as you both sit on a park bench
she leans into your ear and says with a blush
"i have a secret"
you lean closer
and she says
"I HATE YOU CHUMBIE!"
then you feel a pain in the back of your head
as gura has smashed it with a bat
she hits you again and again
shouting the same thing
until your skull turns to mulch
crunch crunch
crunch

>> No.58538071

>>58538033
Good luck bud we can do it this time.

>> No.58538110
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>>58538040
Never

>> No.58538137
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>>58538060
I want that so bad..

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>staying up till 3AM to watch some acoustic disney adult larp as a shark toddler
my ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same desu

>> No.58538253

>>58538060
so i get a fun day with gura and i'm saved the trouble of killing myself?
i'm not seeing a downside.

>> No.58538271 [SPOILER] 
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>>58538060

>> No.58538336

>>58538060
What would you do if you go on a lunch date with Gura and realises one of her weird eating habits is drinking ramen soup with a straw

>> No.58538370
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>>58538271
please, Gura.. I neeeeeeeeeeeeed salvation. PLEASE BASH MY FUCKING BRAINS IN

>> No.58538412

>>58538060
H...Hot...

>> No.58538505

>>58538336
poke holes in her straw whenever she's not looking to make her progressively more frustrated and confused as she tries to use it.

>> No.58538634

>>58538505
how does one poke a hole in a straw without them noticing

>> No.58538638
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>> No.58538645

>>58538234
>acoustic
her acoustic covers are the best

>> No.58538667

>>58538336
I would look her dead in the eye as I drink it straight from the bowl

>> No.58538895

>>58538634
toothpick maybe, not important that it's a poke, a small slice would do or even just creasing it hard enough that it splits a bit.

>> No.58539182

What if during these 3 years Gura got chubbier. Her lack of streams was because she realised how fat she looked and is currently enrolled on a entensive weight loss program.

>> No.58539222

How are chumbuds feeling tonight?

>> No.58539228

>>58539182
all her stories make me think she's an anorexic skeleton

>> No.58539269 [SPOILER] 
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what if
your girlfriend gura comes to you
and tells you its okay to fuck her
as long as you dont cum inside
an ancient atlantean poison lies deep inside her
which will flow into the hole on your cock
the moment you cum
you agree excitedly, preparing lotsa condoms
so there you both are on her bed, bodies filled with sweat
your mind filled by the absolute pleasure of her pressure
as your getting into it, you feel your orgasm approach
then you hear her whisper in your ear
"i poked a hole in it"
you stare into each other's eyes
her hair starts to turn red
the cum is rising from within your balls
and she waits for your decision
plap plap plap

>> No.58539345

>>58539222
anxious, melancholic, nostalgic

>> No.58539394

>>58539222
I don't know how I feel, which worries me a bit.

>> No.58539409

>>58539269
I whisper back that "I already poked holes in it myself" and finish inside her.

>> No.58539419

>>58539222
same as always because I'm not a woman

>> No.58539477

>>58539419
post proof

>> No.58539555
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>>58539477

>> No.58539579 [DELETED] 

I hope all pedobuds kill themselves when Gura graduates.

>> No.58539598

>>58539555
Dino Fembud :3

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>> No.58539659

>>58539579
Fuck you! Now I have to live just to spite you.. and I hate life! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUU

>> No.58539702

replying to yourself can't be that satisfying

>> No.58539754
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Ear

>> No.58539762

>>58539702
Here's a (You) for you because I'm bored.

>> No.58539771

>>58539754
Nobody really gooms to this, right?

>> No.58539784

>>58539754
I've goomed to this ear two times so far.

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>>58539754

>> No.58539822

>>58539771
About that...

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Child

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>>58539771
If people can goom to chunky gura then people have goomed to gura ear

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>>58539771
i definitely havent hahaha

>> No.58540702

Why is Gura streaming an hour later than she always does?

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>> No.58540808

>>58540702
merch drops at 10

>> No.58540832

>>58540702
insert rrat here

>> No.58540884

>>58540702
Because nerissa tried to revenge Gura by putting a stream on guras timeslot, so gura moved the kino up 1h to snub nerissa

>> No.58540909

>>58540702
Thank god. Its tough to catch streams on time as a west coaster

>> No.58540921

https://twitter.com/DrAlu_/status/1702464747520807149
https://twitter.com/DrAlu_/status/1702464747520807149
https://twitter.com/DrAlu_/status/1702464747520807149

>> No.58540967
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Three years ago I barely felt anything until she came along and I got hooked. She made me happy, and she made me want to be happy again. I had bad sleeping habits, needed a job, and wasted every single day. She helped me feel again, feel happy, feel proud, feel excited. I got motivated and found a job that I've moved up in quickly, I was doing my reps, I was enjoying life. I got to a point where I still followed her as close as possible but I was able to enjoy life during her break days and when she wasn't around. I loved her and still do and used that feeling to make life something enjoyable. Since last year and mainly the last few months things have been wearing on me though. My motivation is slowly draining and so are my emotions. I don't think it's the lack of seeing her that did it, it's because things feel less genuine in a sense these days. Twitter usage is rarer than it was, the members tab is barren, and we just get so much less than we used to. I don't think my happiness was directly dependent on her, because I was able to enjoy a lot of things when she wasn't around, but these days she doesn't do much to help motivate me either. I think it would be much easier if it felt like she cared more, even while working on projects or needing some break time for whatever reason. I'm sure she does and I know it's hard for her, but just a few more small things from her would go a long way right now. My heart still flutters when she reads my superchats or chat messages, but I feel like the excitement for other things has lessened greatly. I just want to get back to something closer to the old normal, and I want to feel excited in the same ways I used to before.
I apologize for the blogpost, I wasn't planning on writing so much and I don't expect anyone to actually read this post. I just needed to say it somewhere.
I still love her more than anything.

>> No.58541026

>>58540967
TL;DR

>> No.58541090

>>58540921
That's the good shit.

>> No.58541134

>>58540967
same desu

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>>58541026
>TL;DR
Read it or don't, I really don't care. I could have shouted it out the window and gotten the same effect, but typing it out helps me organize my thoughts a tiny bit better.

>> No.58541192

>>58540702
she wants to watch nerissa doot

>> No.58541290
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>>58540921

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>>58540967
I read it and agree pretty much all around

>> No.58541326
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>>58540921
i hate rate limits

>> No.58541381
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Oh nyo, pain....

>> No.58541411

>>58540967
I read it. Sorry you feel that way. Twitter usage has had its good periods this year though, that's not a strict decline.

>> No.58541510
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>frame up all day
>didn't think about what to superchat
I know she won't read them so it doesn't really matter but I hate sending the same generic sounding message as everyone else.

>> No.58541523
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I hate hemorrhoids, I never realized just how much I use my anus, every movement my lower body makes hurts now. Walking hurts, sitting hurts, peeing hurts, gooming hurts even more.

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>>58541326
here
https://litter.catbox.moe/wqujte.jpg

>> No.58541575

>>58541542
I hope there will be alts

>> No.58541576

>>58541510
about about the status of her bush

>> No.58541606

>>58541576
Nonexistent.

>> No.58541646

>>58541510
do you think she still reads them off-stream? I don't have much hope for it anymore.

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>>58541542
Thank you, that's the good stuff

>> No.58541675

>>58541510
>>58541646
Fake chumbies, she does read them.

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>>58541523
did you tried sitting in the hot bathtub for an hour yet?

>> No.58541789

>>58541646
>do you think she still reads them off-stream?
If she ever actually did then it's been years since. I have a borderline schizo reason to believe that she did read old comment sections in the past but if you follow along with superchats every stream it's obvious she doesn't go back and read them. So many repeat superchats or repeat topics that get SC'd about in back to back streams and when she finally reads them she reacts in a way where it's obvious she's reading them for the first time. Honestly I dont really mind that she doesn't read them off stream, though im sure some people do.

>> No.58541791

I will get another autograph tonight! 3!

>> No.58541801
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>>58541675
just like she's reading comments.. right?

>> No.58541843

>>58541789
You keep repeating this, it's not true.
>>58541801
She does read comments, yes. Also clip channel comments.

>> No.58541863

>>58541721
No, only used some kind of cream and a suppository (I despise it)

>> No.58541968

Hello my fellow threadly interlocutors, how are you doing this fine evening?

>> No.58541973

>>58541843
I wish I had your optimism.

>> No.58541980

what is this anniversary stream even going to be.
there's nothing to have a retrospective on and she never talks about the future

>> No.58542024

Goop

>> No.58542040

>>58541980
Welcome, what's it like waking up after being frozen all year?

>> No.58542045

>>58541980
Not sure. We’ll see in 40 minutes

>> No.58542056

>>58541980
probably a quick 1-2 hour stream where she talks about projects and releases some merch

>> No.58542067

>>58541980
most people in chat are talking about 2020/21 streams and Rust

>> No.58542121

>>58542067
I noticed that. I wonder if they even realize they have nothing from this year to really talk about.

>> No.58542185

>>58539419
>only women have emotions
What?

>> No.58542224
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Got any songs to cope with pain?

>> No.58542262

>>58542185
Men arent allowed to cry anon. We arent faggots.

>> No.58542292

>>58542067
>>58542121
I mean there's some stuff over the past year, but every time I think about anything it's always followed by a span of time in which she vanished and everyone is standing there holding the bag, all the way up until this very day
there's been some bright spots, but the actual good, fun times are what people like to think about, not brief respites from repeatedly being punched in the balls

>> No.58542299

>>58542262
I’m sorry your parents beat you anon.

>> No.58542321

>>58541542
Sweet lord...

>> No.58542360

>>58542292
There were good fun spots this year, if you stop thinking of them as brief respites and focusing on the absences maybe you'll be less of a whiny bitch

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>> No.58542380

>>58542299
My dad didnt cry when his dad died. He taught me that there isnt anything you can do about it so dont bother cryin.

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>> No.58542434

>>58542360
okay retard, but there was a time when fun was on the menu without being punched in the balls and it's not a surprise that chat is reflecting on those days instead

>> No.58542447

>>58542380
Your dad taught you wrong. Many such cases.

>> No.58542448

>>58542384
Why does goob look so concerned?

>> No.58542461
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Wife soon!

>> No.58542487

>>58541523
Hopefully it bursts soon and you get that sweet sweet relief. Also try and get into a doctor to have them removed, even if it breaks the bank.

>> No.58542522

We should get another tweet soon!

>> No.58542523

>>58542447
>Anon was raised like a little girl
Oof

>> No.58542524

>>58542292
You see Gura occasionally streaming and then not streaming in between those occasional appearances as akin to punching you in the balls?

>> No.58542608

>>58542224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlAKb2GcxKw

>> No.58542636

>>58542448
She's worried someone is going to notice her bushy pucci hairs sticking out of her swimsuit, that's why she wanted the shorts.

>> No.58542774

>>58542608
Sabatonfags are the worst. She sings your meme song once and you never let it go.

>> No.58542894

>>58542487
they are supposed to burst?

>> No.58542911

>>58542636
fuck off anti

>> No.58542971
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did DST do something I dont know why is it 1 hour after the usual time

>> No.58543016

Why do you still care?

>> No.58543049

>>58543016
Because I still love her.

>> No.58543062

>someone gives gifts
>greys start spamming
This is the only reason why I don't like them. If people just shut the fuck up it would be whatever.

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>>58543016
goob cute

>> No.58543108

>>58542774
Not a sabatonfag, but a Gurafag, i just love her covers

>> No.58543128

>>58543016
She's fun to watch and she makes my peen feel funny.

>> No.58543163

hello @anonymous @anonymous @anonymous @anonymous @anonymous @anonymous @anonymous

>> No.58543250

>>58543163
Retard.

>> No.58543273

>>58543016
The things people gripe about don't effect my love and enjoyment of her.

>> No.58543350

>>58543049
>>58543086
>>58543128
You couldn't tell from looking at this thread...

>> No.58543356

>>58543016
I enjoy her.

>> No.58543404

>>58543350
What do you mean? I ignore/filter sister posters.

>> No.58543474 [SPOILER] 
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Speaking of Trombone Champ

>> No.58543480

>>58543404
Please report them.

>> No.58543513

>>58542894
They can, it's called a thrombosed hemorrhoid, it's just a term for them getting too full of blood, mine never bother me or hurt unless they get to that point, and then they will probably burst if they do get there.

>> No.58543523

>>58542524
do you people take everything literally

>> No.58543536
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why is this child always so smug

>> No.58543552

>>58543474
What am I supposed to be seeing here?

>> No.58543575

>>58543536
She needs correction

>> No.58543631

>>58543552
Gura is the superior tromboner.

>> No.58543710

I'm ready.

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wiggle wiggle

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>>58543474

>> No.58543716

>>58542523
many such cases

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>> No.58543796

>>58543714
>streaming

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>> No.58543826
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58543826

>tfw Gura's pre-chat

>> No.58543869

stop dwelling on the past
if you miss it so much then go watch VODs

>> No.58543886

>>58543523
>as akin to
I wasn't asking if you thought you were literally being punched in the balls obviously it was a metaphor, that's still the metaphor you chose to make your point though

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>>58543826
here is another funny one from yesterday. greys are out of their minds

>> No.58543934

Huh, no tweet about the stream about to start yet, Is it usually closer than this to stream start time?

>> No.58543942

>>58543890
That isn't funny, that's very sweet.

>> No.58543948

>>58543869
No, they make me sad and nostalgic.

>> No.58543968

>>58543890
Teresa is based beyond belief

>> No.58544020

>>>/jp/44637587

>> No.58544047

Also nice official hololive EN twitter with no retweet of her anniversary stream.

>> No.58544051

didn't read, don't wanna lose T

>> No.58544055
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Cute shark soon!

>> No.58544065

>>58543948
Then you just have to accept that things are different now. As much as we may want to, we just can't go back.

>> No.58544151

>>58543890
grey fembud sex

>> No.58544186
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58544186

Sex with Gawr Gura.

>> No.58544191
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58544191

wife time

>> No.58544217

Did you know that Dino Gura has ears? They stick out of the corners of the hood. Check yours and see.

>> No.58544288

>>58544217
did you know that dino Gura is Gura? You can take the hood off.

>> No.58544310

>>58544288
meds

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oh fuck how is it already time

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>>58544217

>> No.58544583
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GURAGURAGURAGURA

>> No.58544614

R u ready to goob?

>> No.58544697

>>58544614
I thought I had another hour at least I am NOT ready

>> No.58544722

>>58544614
Ready to goom to goob

>> No.58544768

>>58543934
Is she running late?

>> No.58544786

Stream starting chumbies. On time which is rare.

>> No.58544798

GOOBITMIE

>> No.58544804

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58544826

THE TIME HATH COME

>> No.58544830

woah, on time for once

>> No.58544867

do i send an aka or do i save it for the memberversary

>> No.58544869

>>58544768
Scratch that she's here!

>> No.58544883

Only 8000 people for a Gura anniversary????? Geez JP gets 40k a random tuesday morning

>> No.58544935

>>58544883
anya is jp and she gets fuck all

>> No.58544943
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shabu shabu
shabu shabu shabu

>> No.58544945

IM GONNA CUM ONBOARD

>> No.58544962

ahhhhhhhhhhh she 's so cute

>> No.58544972

I HEAR MY WIFE'S VOICE

>> No.58544977

SHABU

>> No.58544980

I love when she sings along

>> No.58544985

>>58544867
memberversary is not guaranteed, we might get the badge today and not much else
might as well be today

>> No.58545001

3 years of Gooba.

>> No.58545015

she sounds off

>> No.58545021

She sounds so cute again tonight..

>> No.58545040

Is Gura still the same same desu?

>> No.58545042

More ASMR never ever

>> No.58545075

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.58545073

How many total days has she actually streamed

>> No.58545082

>>58545015
>>58545021
the duality of man

>> No.58545095

>>58544883
Well maybe if she- WHO THE FUCK CARES? GOOBA IS ON THE SCREEN!!!!

>> No.58545098

>>58545015
>>58544980
>>58544972
she sounds more loli when singing live

>> No.58545097
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ME ON HER HEAD BTW

>> No.58545104

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHEESESTICK WIFE

>> No.58545107
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I was hoping for 3D goob

>> No.58545110
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UUUUOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.58545124

We are so back.

>> No.58545129

3D Swimsuit Gura on the telly. Gonna try something. "Don't look too close."

>> No.58545127

mocopi?

>> No.58545131

>>58544883
really can't rely on NA people to bring numbers

>> No.58545130

>>58545015
Sedated just like last 5 streams

>> No.58545146

>>58545073
Bout tree fiddy.

>> No.58545155

WE GET SWIMSUIT STREAM FINALLYYYY summer karaoke maybe?

>> No.58545165

mocopi?

>> No.58545181

>>58545040
No.

>> No.58545191

>guras fake booba line

>> No.58545221
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Holy fook im gonna GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.58545224

Oh my fucking god my dick

>> No.58545233

look at that perfect flatness

>> No.58545238

>>58545110
SWIGGITY SWOOTY

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The last stream before it's back into the Abyss...

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>> No.58545252
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>> No.58545253

Holy shit this is the best stream already

>> No.58545265

>>58545110
>>58545097
Why does she sit down like that?

>> No.58545264

Gura admits her booba is fake.

>> No.58545272

Her flat chest is the best

>> No.58545273
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what's this

>> No.58545283

Is her internet choppy or is it mine?

>> No.58545296

>>58545015
She's clearly embarrassed for the swimsuit

>> No.58545314

>>58545249
this is peak female perfection!

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>>58545249

>> No.58545330

>>58545283
mine is being weird too

>> No.58545348

>>58545273
sexo
>>58545283
hers, as usual

>> No.58545353

>>58545265
thats hunched over while standing

>> No.58545367

So funny and cute and funny and cummmmmm

>> No.58545374
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Gura's budding booba

>> No.58545388

>still hasn't gotten her ac fixed
come on goomba

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>>58545249
GURAAAA

>> No.58545400

>>58545273
Perfection

>> No.58545402

I will soon be on Gura's bed (real)

>> No.58545406

That needs an asterisk, am I right sisters?

>> No.58545420

>>58545249
My fucking dick holy shit

>> No.58545432

It's so hot where Gura is at and out-of-breath. She was testing out the thing but it didn't work out well but she's still doing it? 1,095 days of Gura. She already watched her debut and she isn't watching it again. Jump on her bed and testing out the stupid thing she's doing. Yeah, reacted to it last year and then she got sent to the void?

>> No.58545442

Not even 5 minutes in, and this is already one of her finest streams. She's got the energy.

>> No.58545454

>>58545249
GOD

>> No.58545465

>instant lens flare
kek

>> No.58545467

YT Stop being an ASS

>> No.58545466

The bitrate looks high on this stream

>> No.58545482

>>58545388
I wonder if she keeps it off because it makes noise on the stream?

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>>58545252

>> No.58545502
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Now I want her to do a Gainax pose

>> No.58545528

>>58545496
perfection

>> No.58545531

Why do these retards want her to watch her debut stream again

>> No.58545532

>Is that just a dream I had?
Gura's been streaming in her dreams every night and thought she was doing it for real.

>> No.58545533

>>58545482
she could have run it in the prestream then

>> No.58545538

>>58545249
everything is forgiven just from this

>> No.58545540

Gura hurt my ears :(

>> No.58545545

>guras hands clip into her body
how tiny is this child

>> No.58545563

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.58545573

>>58545466
there's not much background

>> No.58545574
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>> No.58545581
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>> No.58545582

new gurass just dropped

>> No.58545585

I love her so fucking much

>> No.58545590

Gura didn't loop audio. It happened to her on another stream. The one nintendo 9 hour songss? "Dear streamers, always remember to loop your background music." "Where does the tail come from." Gura being sexy shark again.

>> No.58545595

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEBODY MADE A CLIP OF THE HIPS SHAKING

>> No.58545598
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>> No.58545607

>>58545502
Her thighs are gonna make me cum

>> No.58545611
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>> No.58545612
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>> No.58545639

HUGE BUTTPLUG UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.58545648

>>58545155
>karaoke leaked
Finally. Also I hope she sings Pikatto rune ga September again.

>> No.58545664
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>>58545273
too big

>> No.58545665

did she just admit to streaming naked

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cheese stick

>> No.58545670

>>58545533
Like turn it off just before the stream? That doesn't do much, it only takes like 5 minutes for my PC to make my room 90+ degrees with my AC off.

>> No.58545682

>Adjusting her glasses
HOLY CUTE

>> No.58545688

>>58545639
SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGSSSSSSSSS

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.58545700

”Give me something to do” 4 minutes into the stream…she is so over Hololive

>> No.58545707

>>58545545
it's mocopi, not reliable at all. her real body could go as far as half meter

>> No.58545711

Shes fucking drunk isnt she

>> No.58545725

im so fucking hard right now

>> No.58545741

what is this dork doing?

>> No.58545742

>>58545573
Its making me notice how dirty my screen is ...

>> No.58545749

>>58545670
really? My a/c only runs 20 minutes out of the hour. I have it set to 68 and it's been 90+ all week.

>> No.58545763

>>58545700
>>58545711
retards

>> No.58545771

God she's so dumb and erotic

>> No.58545773

>>58545711
you know it, sis

>> No.58545787

Gura is a mozzareella cheese stick. Not the fun kind with thirly orange. The reduced fat mozarrella stick that nobody wants in her lunch box. I'd want a cheese stick Gura.... Yeah, that looks like a cut you would see on a Disney channel. She did that in the big studio huh? Staff had to put things in room that were the shape of trinagle because Gura can't think of Triangle shape? "Do you see this detail? Like how cute is that!"

>> No.58545793

>>58545741
showing off her detailed crotch

>> No.58545794
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Tummy

>> No.58545797

oh good god

>> No.58545816

oh yeah. I was right to not wear pants for this stream

>> No.58545815
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"CUTE"

>> No.58545821
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Oh, yeah, I can see all that detail

>> No.58545832

So did gura confirm her buttplug?

>> No.58545839

my dick isnt surviving this stream

>> No.58545842
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>> No.58545843

She's turning into a libertine...

>> No.58545855
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ToT...
ToT...

>> No.58545863

cunny

>> No.58545868

huminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahumina UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

>> No.58545874
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She's going all out!!!

>> No.58545886

>I now wear less clothing
BASED

>> No.58545887

is this the strongest love bomb yet?

>> No.58545895

>>58545693
Would Guts be a chumbud?

>> No.58545923
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my god she's so cute

>> No.58545929

this is just porn

>> No.58545930

>>58545711
retard

>> No.58545932

Nice, get the merch out of the way early

>> No.58545933

"I didn't fart, that wasn't me"

>> No.58545947

I'm exploding

>> No.58545948

"I now wear less clothing as we stream. That's why we bond." Gura testing how far she can go back. She didn't go far. She also denied her fart. She's going to get the merch part out of the way instead of leaving it till the end because she might forget. That's good actually. More shark on stream talking.

>> No.58545975

>i was gonna zoom in on my chest

>> No.58545979

>>58545895
I'm literally Guts so yes, he would

>> No.58545993

>>58545749
Yeah, I mean my PC pushes out a lot of heat with a game running, i have AiO cpu/gpu coolers so they push out a ton of heat from my 3080ti/5900x

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>> No.58546016

okay sisters, push the graduations shitposts out an extra two years

>> No.58546019

>>58545887
She shoved her cunny in our face.
Yes

>> No.58546025
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UOH

>> No.58546032

gura is still unaware of what time is

>> No.58546038

fuck off cover

>> No.58546046

Gura was in deep doodoo for her birthday where she forgot to mention the merch

>> No.58546062

>bought a vr treadmill
this fucking brat

>> No.58546065

>gura bought a pad
She's finally hit puberty...

>> No.58546068

what's the over/under on her doing a countdown at any point during the stream

>> No.58546071

She bought one of those vr treadmill things?

>> No.58546077

Gura doesn't want us to get close to her chest. Maybe next anniversary. Ooops. Too early to reveal. Gura says they are in deep doo-doo if they reveal the merch too soon? Gura bought a walking pad. Wants to see if it tracks her on a treadmill. This has become a workout stream.

>> No.58546092

>>58546065
No...

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>> No.58546115

>Gura is thinner than her model

>> No.58546126

>>58546062
no, it's like a normal treadmill except it's only like a square with no front part
I think she got the idea from Ame, she has one too

>> No.58546133

ah fuck my eyes just got fucked up and I need to lie down in the dark for a few minutes but I can't look away...

>> No.58546135

>wrote a speech
Gura..

>> No.58546147

>>58546103
I love you anon

>> No.58546149

Mentioned the streamy award

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>>58546115
I need to feed her

>> No.58546171

and then you stayed gone for another week goddammit fucking shit

>> No.58546190

First Hololive streamy. "A win for me is a win for Hololive." Had a speech ready but... Oh well. "A win for Gawr Gura is a win for Hololive. It's based in fact." She forgot to lock her model and it just walked away.

>> No.58546200

>prepares a speech
>doesn't acknowledge it beyond a RT
this girls is truly a mystery

>> No.58546207

>i forgot to lock my hips

>> No.58546219

>>58546115
toothpick shark

>> No.58546224

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GURA VURE

>> No.58546226

She walked off into the abyss, I also want to lock her hips.

>> No.58546232

Damn they got Gura on the AV set.

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>> No.58546255

why is this so erotic

>> No.58546253

why my pp hard

>> No.58546260

she's autistic bros ToT

>> No.58546265

the shark stride

>> No.58546276

Is this...content?

>> No.58546282

OH GOD LOOK OUT SHE'S GONNA FALL

>> No.58546280

>>58546103
imagine this ontop cowgirl

>> No.58546287

RAPTOR GOOB

>> No.58546295

Fashion time with Gawr Gura. We're on a model set. The way she crosses her legs is hot. Going to fast. She's walking like a t-rex. Cardio Gura.

>> No.58546297

MY DICK IS BLEEEDING, stop walking so sexily

>> No.58546302

>>58546126
sounds like its just a normal treadmill actually

>> No.58546312

f*lian vibes

>> No.58546318

Holy shit I never thought she'd try to do cardio on stream ever again AND ALSO WAIT SHE ALMOST DIED FOR IT GURA NO

>> No.58546329

That walk damn!

>> No.58546331

Gura you fucking tard kek

>> No.58546337

>>58546276
the best content

>> No.58546355

gura is walking towards me, her beloved

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>> No.58546360
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MANECHAN WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.58546362

I don't understand why everything she does is so entertaining

>> No.58546368

how did she send the emote?

>> No.58546370

>>58546312
zoomers think alike

>> No.58546371

what is this stream lol

>> No.58546372

>>58546282
CURSED HER

>> No.58546380

>>58546295
lmao good summary

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>> No.58546394

Holy this is insane I'm going to GOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.58546407

>>58546312
filian is gura without the embarrassment

>> No.58546413

>>58546362
Its funny watching autistic people do stupid shit.

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>> No.58546443

kek managers live reaction to her retardation

>> No.58546448

>>58546407
sounds lame

>> No.58546452

Gura is winded. She didn't dive down. MOre like she scrumpled up. Those are nice legs she's got. Bows on the back of it.

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>> No.58546471
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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.58546478
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>> No.58546477

oh good GOD

>> No.58546491

LOOK AT HER LEG

>> No.58546492

You will notice my SUPREME sense of balance in how I do not fall off her head

>> No.58546496

my dick

>> No.58546504
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I'll admit I wasn't expecting this much
also UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>> No.58546506
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FEET

>> No.58546519

Happy anniversary baby!

>> No.58546523

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58546528

MATING PRESS

>> No.58546539

>legs spread open
>happy anniversary baby

>> No.58546549
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this DAMN BRAT

>> No.58546552
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>> No.58546557

She gonna announce onlyfans idnt she?

>> No.58546571

That was quite lewd

>> No.58546582

that was basically missionary pose... holy fucking uuUUUOOOOOOHHHHH

>> No.58546585

God I love her

>> No.58546587

never underestimate the shark

>> No.58546592

>already sweating
TuT

>> No.58546602

PLAP PLAP PLAP

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>>58540967
Damn, that's pretty much exactly how I feel as well, although I haven't been quite as successful with getting my life together. But I have been really trying again. I figured if I survived without Gura for years before, I can do it again if need be. And she is still around, just not as much, so I'll learn to deal with it.

>> No.58546623

>>58546539
What did she mean by this???

>> No.58546627
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>>58546557
I'm about to goom fucking swimming pools

>> No.58546641

CUMBUDS STATUS REPORT NOW NOW NOWWWWWW

>> No.58546659

she knows what she is doing...

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>> No.58546682

jotaro?

>> No.58546686

>>58546557
instant unsubscription and membership cancellation

>> No.58546687

"A broken Gura is a perfect Gura. That sounds messed up if you say it like that." We at the beach now. Gura complaining about her posture. Is that a Jojo pose?

>> No.58546689

>>58546312
senza wannabe

>> No.58546702
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DAMN THIS SHARK CAN LEAN

>> No.58546712
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>>58546611
we'll make it, Bud

>> No.58546719
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>> No.58546720

She can use her tail to balance like a 3rd leg.

>> No.58546732

SMOOTH CRIMINAL...

>> No.58546748

SONO CHI NO SADAMEEEEEE

>> No.58546749

>>58546641
We're so back

>> No.58546764
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58546764

Is locking hips a thing only women can do?

>> No.58546768

>>58546702
>That nerd neck
What the fuck!?!

>> No.58546781

why is she touching her face
is she picking her nose

>> No.58546786

>>58546641
Super happy

>> No.58546787

>>58546674
I've trained this shark to find me by the smell of my dick

>> No.58546791

>>58546702
She's using the tail to balance herself

>> No.58546794

>>58546641
I goom twice

>> No.58546800

I hope we get karaoke

>> No.58546806

>>58546732
>>58546748
duality of man

>> No.58546810

>>58546781
yeah

>> No.58546835

>>58546641
>CUMBUDS STATUS REPORT NOW NOW NOWWWWWW
Winning but also very aware that this is the first time Gooba is doing a full 3D stream on her own

>> No.58546847

>>58546641
dickburn be damned i'm jacking off until red and bloody

>> No.58546849

"""live""" in LA

>> No.58546855

>>58546781
Glasses.

>> No.58546857

Gura was going to play the funny exercise music. What has she done? First Hololive summer participating go to JP and meet senpai. The animated music. Connect the world. 3D showcase. Hinting at CouncilRyS showcase soon. Fauna mention.

>> No.58546874
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chumbie prime mention

>> No.58546869

>>58546781
glasses

>> No.58546885

>Live in L.A.
Kek

>> No.58546886

Fauna's oshi mentioned her!

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>> No.58546895
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ToT

>> No.58546896

>>58546781
adjusting her glasses

>> No.58546901

>Star eyes.
Holy shit does that mean she can do heart eyes?

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>> No.58546930

>haa god there's nothing there

>> No.58546946
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>>58546641

>> No.58546945

farquad looking ass

>> No.58546956

Fuck, I was eating before I suddenly realized this started 20 minutes ago, what did I miss?

>> No.58546974

That is a cute pose Gura. Yeah, there is nothing there. That's why it's cute. Gura shaking her none boobs. "Is this not enough for you?"

>> No.58546977

Does the ribbon distract you

>> No.58546981

>>58546956
The final yab happened

>> No.58546980

>>58546945
Go away nigger

>> No.58546983

>>58546956
sex

>> No.58546986

she's so fucking FLAT

>> No.58546992
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>is this ribbon not enough for you?
this fucking brat

>> No.58546999

>>58546956
Gura being a sexy autistic brat

>> No.58547005

>i look like me now

>> No.58547016

COME THE FUCK ON YOU BRAT

>> No.58547020

shy shark TuT

>> No.58547035

>>58546956
she did a closeup of her cunny and told us to look at how detailed it was

>> No.58547054

My god I want to manhandle her tiny small body

>> No.58547061
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it doesn't matter how much she ghosts us or disappears I fall back in love with her the moment I hear her voice...

>> No.58547063
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>>58547005
FUCKFUCKFUCKUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.58547068

>look like me
>too weird
this is why she doesn't like people lewding her voice specifically

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>> No.58547071

>>58546956
a shark girl putting in minimum effort to be cute and rake in donation money from lonely manchildren episode 124234324

>> No.58547074

>it's already been 3 years
>we're closer to the end than the beginning
>the good old days are long gone, nothing but a distant memory at this point
not to say im not enjoying this, but feels bad man
also how are (you) preparing for the graduation stream?

>> No.58547077

GURA PLEASE DO IT PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.58547081

BAITED

>> No.58547083

>>58546956
coombait

>> No.58547102

>>58547035
It's kinda crazy that this literally happened

>> No.58547127

Gura remembering new years of Aki belly dance. Smol Gura makes it easier. Now it's too much connection when it's really her. Also, Kronii in chat. Smol Gura is still her but doesn't look like but it looks lik her then it's weird? What? Hidari Migi butt shaking. She's moving like a block of wood.

>> No.58547144

>>58547061
Same

>> No.58547147
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Gura's mating dance!

>> No.58547165

semen everywhere now...

>> No.58547174

tiny shark butt...

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>> No.58547187
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>> No.58547188

Gura's shark tail butt plug...

>> No.58547204

can someone gift me a sub?

>> No.58547205

Gura can not balance well enough to kick

>> No.58547206

ah she's purposefully generating memes

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>> No.58547228

Those foot noises though.

>> No.58547238

UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK BRAT UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK BRAT UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK BRAT UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK BRAT UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK BRAT UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK BRAT UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK BRAT UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK BRAT UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK BRAT UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK BRAT UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHARK BRAT

>> No.58547243

>>58546945
lmao

>> No.58547244

I usually keep sort of a mental partition going, I don't really get horny during streams
that partition broke, tonight

>> No.58547269

>>58547204
Sent ;)

>> No.58547286

Gura saying there is nothing to look "respectfully at." Gura not good at kicking us. We're too big for her. Tech doesn't like Gura lifting her leg. Can she do the split?

>> No.58547289

>>58547244
same desu

>> No.58547303

>when you gotta shill the merch but the painkillers kick in
Damnit Goob.

>> No.58547311

5 MINUTES

>> No.58547315

She can do a split?

>> No.58547316
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Gura, I'm sorry I-

>> No.58547319

Get ready, chumbies

>> No.58547325

Merch.

>> No.58547342

the camera needs to be higher, her 3D resets when it goes under the desk level

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>> No.58547356

>im muting myself breathing heavily

>> No.58547366

>9:30 for merch
huh

>> No.58547373

my terminally anxious shark...

>> No.58547386

>>58547204
i'll gift you a sub to..... flare

>> No.58547390

>>58547316
CHUMBUD NO! ME FIRST!

>> No.58547393

>weird
ONAHOLE MERCH

>> No.58547406

>>58547244
same, completely done & it's getting worst by the second

>> No.58547407

>>58547366
She wanted to get it out of the way as soon as possible say she

>> No.58547424

Time to get your wallets out

>> No.58547434

What the fuck is that

>> No.58547437

new onahole uooooooohhhhhhhh

>> No.58547439

HOLY FUCK ONAHOLE MERCH

>> No.58547444

Merch guess?

>> No.58547443

>>58547366
9:45 stream end.

>> No.58547445
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is that an onahole

>> No.58547466

5 minutes until it was on sale. She was in trouble before she didn't give people enough time for the sale. She won't make that mistake again. Muted herself breathing heavily. Went weird with this merch? Gura wrapped in a sleeping bag? Contained for your safety. She won't attack if she stays in bean bag.

>> No.58547470

ITS AN ONAHOLE

>> No.58547469

>>58547393
You can technically make a hole on that merch

>> No.58547479

Gura literally turning 3

>> No.58547487

I don't have merch money...

>> No.58547494

cute onahole

>> No.58547497

>>58547445
yes

>> No.58547504

>scolded by management
fucking suits

>> No.58547514

>>58547445
it's about to be

>> No.58547542

I can't believe Gura put out an official Gura water wiggler...

>> No.58547551

>bl**p

>> No.58547555

>>58547479
old enough to start potty training

>> No.58547557

Gura's muff...

>> No.58547558

BLOOOOOOOOOOOP

>> No.58547561

>bloop
no

>> No.58547567
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>bloop

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>scarf
fuck man its hot as fuck out here

>> No.58547573

>a bloop for punching
based

>> No.58547575

FUCKING BLOOP WHY??!?!?!?

>> No.58547579

bloop...

>> No.58547588

FAT FUCK GURA CHEEBS

>> No.58547597

Bloop cushion DORYAAA

>> No.58547600

this will be cheap, under $70

>> No.58547607

>Bloop again
come the fuck on...

>> No.58547615

FUCK YOU BLOOP

>> No.58547621

no limited or did I miss it?

>> No.58547633

No limited merch?

>> No.58547643

>bl**p

>> No.58547655

>150mm

>> No.58547656

LONG LIVE BLOOP

>> No.58547669

GURRITO MY BELOVED

>> No.58547667

her hair can collide with her hand?

>> No.58547685

>150mm
Perfect length

>> No.58547686

>Gurrito
i fucking love how retarded she is

>> No.58547693

GURRITO YUMMY

>> No.58547695

>>58547621
>>58547633
chumbuds...

>> No.58547702

gurrito my beloved

>> No.58547704
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58547704

I would of proffered more dino but gurrito is cool too

>> No.58547710

The scarf doesn't look very Gura...

>> No.58547713

Gura is a little bit of a baby. Fish creature is sticker bonus. A Gurrito plushie. That is cute. requested staff to squeeze it for her? Was going for Gura Bugaboo but setttled for this. Cozy scarf as well. She's a fan of quieter merch and not blatant about it.

>> No.58547731
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58547731

>Gura's cozy muff

>> No.58547742

>>58547655
IMAGINE

>> No.58547752

GURA WANTS US TO HIDE OUR POWER LEVEL IRL?!??!?

>> No.58547758

"joke"

>> No.58547760

does gura have hemorrhoids

>> No.58547762

There was no limited with the daki either, right?

>> No.58547766
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>> No.58547785

I really like thst scarf.

>> No.58547786

BLOOP HATE

>> No.58547790

No limited

>> No.58547800

>random erotic comment

>> No.58547801

>Bloop
Really?

>> No.58547819

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_an3rd?variant=44060363194588

>> No.58547822

https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gawr-gura

>> No.58547826

Bloop will eat my ass let's gooooo

>> No.58547827

eat my ass you fat waste of a mascot

>> No.58547831

Gura wants us to fart on bloop.

>> No.58547840
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58547840

>sit on bloop
That sick fuck would probably like it

>> No.58547839

Perfect for bloop

>> No.58547850

so, no limited merch?

>> No.58547856

jesas

>> No.58547858

Oh, it's a Bloop Whoopey cushion. Now that's funny and you can sit on him. Probably the best use of Bloop ever. You can also fart on him. You can unleash all your terrible flatulence and he can take it.

>> No.58547861

>>58547766
the sex symbol of /vt/

>> No.58547862

the scarf needs a red highlight but its a good design for stealth merch

>> No.58547884

That scarf would contrast well my winter peacoat

>> No.58547885

She is so fucking high isnt she

>> No.58547899

>>58547600
I bet you feel really stupid right now huh

>> No.58547906

this merch kinda sucks

>> No.58547919

I can't wait to get the scarf.

>> No.58547920

Limited merch must be for the NEXT shill stream, great.

>> No.58547925

>>58547850
What if it’s all personally handwritten anon?

>> No.58547927

>>58547819
>>58547822
Wait where do I order now?

>> No.58547930

I don't understand how she does this.
it doesn't matter how long she's gone for,
she somehow gets to my shrimp-heart and shrimp-dick.
I was a fucking schizo hater for all this ghosting, and yet I can't help but want to hold her the fuck down and destroy her until my hips break

>> No.58547937

>>58547801
I feel like she didn't have a big part in making this merch, I don't think she would suggest more bloop merch.

>> No.58547986

On sale now and probably sold out now. sucked bloops soul out and stuffed him with fluff... as it should be. Gura dunking on bloop even in merch.

>> No.58547987

>>58547930
>I was a fucking schizo hater for all this ghosting
Anon that's not a healthy behavior

>> No.58547989

>>58547899
he's right unless you're adding shipping, which, well yeah

>> No.58547996

>>58547906
I love the plushie, the scarf is nice, bloop is poop

>> No.58548023

we like bloop here
if you disagree, your chumbud loicense should be revoked

>> No.58548027

You will consume, right?

>> No.58548029

>Shipping not available for the selected address.
what the fuck is this shit it worked for all the other merch

>> No.58548039

>>58547937
perhaps she pictured people farting and sitting on Bloop and decided that was good.

>> No.58548038

>gura gives such good blowjobs she can literally suck your soul out
>only bloop has ever experienced this

>> No.58548048

huh I really thought there would be limited merch. She even said there would be more signed merch soon recently

>> No.58548051
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58548051

fuck its kinda scary how management is breathing down her neck right now

>> No.58548060

At least she got the merch out of the way quickly so people don't accuse her of just padding the stream until the merch.
...right?

>> No.58548062

I feel like limited merch has become less common as of late, there's a lot fewer of them these days.
>>58547986
No limited anon, it can't sell out.

>> No.58548066

sweaty ToT

>> No.58548067

>>58547986
went to buy another one and yes its sold out

>> No.58548072

>>58547937
She probably put all brain cells into gurrito

>> No.58548076

>>58547987
Neither is what he said after that. I am genuinely worried about Anon

>> No.58548080

let me sniff sweaty gura pits

>> No.58548083

>>58547930
Motherfucker, you need to get over yourself

>> No.58548086

Sweaty shark

>> No.58548098

>>58547899
>>58547989
oh nevermind I'm retarded and thought he said $75

>> No.58548113

>>58548027
No. This stream is a shitshow and this merch is mid as fuck. I am disappointed.

>> No.58548117

She keeps readjusting her glasses, cute af...

>> No.58548130

>>58548027
no

>> No.58548131
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58548131

I need to see and smell sweaty Gura

>> No.58548134

>>58547899
ruru i made that estimate before the scarf got shown

>> No.58548139

>>58548051
imagine gura breathing down your neck

>> No.58548140

>>58548051
$$$ is very important

>> No.58548142

If Gurrito gets out, you've gotta burn it get rid of evidence. Light her on fire with vaseline on but safely. Wait, there's a curse on the Gurrito merch? Gura trying walking again?

>> No.58548163

NOW I CAN SIT ON THE FUCKING BLOOP LIKE PHARAOH STEPPING ON THE JEWS

>> No.58548164
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>>58548113
I'm surprised that your dick isn't hard like mine is

>> No.58548169

>lets do squats

>> No.58548178

>>58548117
I didn't realize how much of a turn-on that is for me
I'm gonna have to rewatch this stream later

>> No.58548180

>>58548072
It's the only thing worth buying to me, but I don't really wanna spend $55 to buy it and have it shipped here. So I'll probably pass.

>> No.58548187

Does Gura know she's too sexy?

>> No.58548188

>>58548051
Shareholders anon.

>> No.58548192

>>58548139
Imagine her breathing gently into you ears

>> No.58548194

At least I got the set this time

>> No.58548207

>>58547925
there's no mention of a signature, handwritten or otherwise. Set bonus is a 3" sticker of Gurrito

>> No.58548209

>>58548163
kek

>> No.58548224
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58548224

I keep seeing her little butt crack peeking out

>> No.58548236

>>58548051
she has an earpiece on right now

>> No.58548239

>>58548164
Already goomed. A disappointed goom.

>> No.58548240

>>58534715
Anon?

>> No.58548243

>squats
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.58548264

ToT

>> No.58548272

Warm up Squats with Gura. She hasn't done squats before. She promises she squated it just didn't track guys! Gura forget she locked her hip now unlocked. OH, she's squating like she's teabagging. Wonders if she did a stream like this before. Ring Fit?

>> No.58548277

>did we do a stream like this before
Ring fit is forgotten...

>> No.58548294

>>58548060
she started at 9PM so she didn't have to remember to go to merch 90 minutes into a stream

>> No.58548301
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58548301

TOT

>> No.58548306

>forgot multiple ring fit streams
this shark

>> No.58548311

>Moans
Kino stream 10/10

>> No.58548315

Fucking hell

>> No.58548325

Yes Gura you had done a stream like this before and promised to do it weekly.

>> No.58548337
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58548337

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.58548340

>run from my life
Gura?

>> No.58548349

>Gura is already dead after 10 squats

>> No.58548350
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58548350

that's how she does it on my penis

>> No.58548368

>let's get a running start
gura no

>> No.58548372

go exercise with her, let's all do pushups and squats NOW

>> No.58548379

She's about to do her running reps, she wants us to have to work for it when we try to chase her down.

>> No.58548418

gura why would you of all people do something that you know is stupid like this...

>> No.58548430

my wife goes to suck extreme lengths for content

>> No.58548439

>>58548372
I already did, chumbie.

>> No.58548445

>>58548131
almost good, only if the face wasnt wonky

>> No.58548466

>>58548418
content

>> No.58548472

Wow she's running. That one guy in chat was right. This is similar to the Titan run like in Attack on Titan.

>> No.58548478

don't die you adorable retard...

>> No.58548484

>>58548372
I already box squats today, 335 5x5

>> No.58548489

my wife is in dire straights

>> No.58548490

she's so retarded...

>> No.58548493

This is great

>> No.58548502

The little screams, they're making me feel things I haven't felt in years

>> No.58548503

>Gura putting music so no one uses her groans for porn
Smart Shark.

>> No.58548505

>>58548372
i cant i did squats last night and my legs hurt

>> No.58548504

MY DICK CANT KEEP UP TOT

>> No.58548507

She runs like a welshman.

>> No.58548511

>>58548350
>barely 10 squats
Nice premature ejaculation, cumbud

>> No.58548522

this is actually fantastic content

>> No.58548532

>New moans used for animation
Yes

>> No.58548552
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58548552

shes dead

>> No.58548549

Did Gura crash the fucking hololive store its not loading

>> No.58548553
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58548553

>these giggles
pure, concentrated guranium

>> No.58548568
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58548568

powered down

>> No.58548576

song name?

>> No.58548601

>music is too loud
>don't worry that was the point

>> No.58548603

winded + sweaty

>> No.58548606
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58548606

My cheeks hurt bros

>> No.58548604
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58548604

Bros, we're flatter than Gura, when can ebi have a 3d debut?

>> No.58548607

Got called AI learning how to walk in chat. Gura can't feel her legs.

>> No.58548611

>i can't feel my legs

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>>58548062
sold out for me

>> No.58548619

she made the music loud so we didnt make more porn audio of her...

>> No.58548621
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58548621

I forgive her, she really knows the way to her chumbies' hearts, through their dicks

>> No.58548623

Exhausted Gura after sex... ToT

>> No.58548624

>never back down never what
gura is a zoomer

>> No.58548631

Gura so terrified of another RFA that she turns the music too loud lol

>> No.58548647

gura watches too much tiktok...

>> No.58548668

a valiant effort, but she's still given them plenty to use for porn even if they don't just use the music parts for some sorta fitness scenario

>> No.58548680

My wife can't twerk..

>> No.58548682
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58548682

I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND

>> No.58548686
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58548686

God, I love her so much
for this, I will endure the cycle

>> No.58548687

>>58548615
nice, now some manager is gonna have to write a cringy press release when they fix it

>> No.58548705

>>58548631
That means she saw the animation

>> No.58548715

>>58548615
Same desu. All these anons saying it's not limited are faggots.

>> No.58548720

cheese stick twerk...

>> No.58548721

holy fuck she did the back-twerk meme, I fucking choked on my drink

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>> No.58548731

>>58548615
Try the official shop, that worked fine for me

>> No.58548733

ngl, I'm as tired as she is for some reason

>> No.58548736

Gura is our interpretive dance teacher. If you follow these moves, the ladies will love you! The robot is still cool right? The penguin dance? Oh club penguin dance. Guess the dance. She didn't say the name.

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>>58548705

>> No.58548761

>>58548705
>the animation
>he thinks there's only an animation
She's saw way more than that.

>> No.58548779

What did she say

>> No.58548795

Talk about the song? Did she leak a song?

>> No.58548793

>>58548615
still in stock on my end

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SHE CAN STAND ON HER TAIL

>> No.58548833

>Gawr Gura sits down

>> No.58548841

>streaming really is
>...

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>> No.58548851
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>> No.58548859

Never bought official merch before. Hololive store or Geekjack? US if that matters

>> No.58548861
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>>58548686
You won't be alone

>> No.58548866

>>58548705
>Gura watches herself getting buttfucked
>thinks it's gross and weird but can't stop watching it

>> No.58548872

>>58548615
Works for me

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>> No.58548900

But I thought she was terminally sick?

>> No.58548905

Gura says she pulled an Ame buy revealing song during anniversary. Shark's gotta sit down. That's a good zen pose she's got there. Gura doesn't have gamer posture! She has good posture. See that backwards Michael Jackson lean. Woah she can raise her leg high and snap it?

>> No.58548947

>>58548705
W-What animation

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