The Shiori Novella - Chapter 3, Page 256

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No matter how much suffering you went through, you never wanted to let go of those memories.

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I love my wife Shiorin~

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>>58520258
Bakerchama...

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>>58520258
Oh no
Ohnono
Ohnononono

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good night novelites see you guys during the musical

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Novella, my Beloved Novella

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OP is a retard edition
Previous Page: >>58491692

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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>>58520258
Info doko

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i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

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>>58520460
>[Open]
What's wrong with you guys today? We rarely fuck up.

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>>58520258
>>58520460
Novelights are dummies today

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>>58520504
It's Serbian prime time.

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SHIORI CUTE
Considered baking a normal one, but fuck it, we ball.

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>>58520504

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I love Shiori

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Do I get out of bed and remake or do we eat moldy bread for a few hours?

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>>58520584
No fucking way.

>>58520599
Just eat moldy bread. /Become/ Shiori for a few hours.

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>>58520599
just spam a bunch of jigex until bump limit and we can memory hole this shit bread.

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>>58520638
Eat moldy bread the shioway

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>>58520504
I fear there are ruffians among us…

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>>58520258
>>58520460
To the baker because it's either your first time or you're drunk as shit.
For anchor just click 3 dots and hit copy text then paste it as a reply

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>>58520750
No, I'm just as retarded as OP is

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This is what happens when you let anyone sign the form...

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stop bullying OP

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Moldy breads have a side effect that makes you TDump even before it's bump limit.

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>>58520907
>>58520959

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Did (You) do your reps today?

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>>58520959
feel free to do so

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I've been doing some writefag stuff here and there on twitter but I'm pretty sure nobody's seen it. Not even that one archiving site has picked it up with its bot.
Should I AO3 or do I just pastebin it and link here.
Hell, should I just link the twitter since it's a throwaway anyway? I only writefag and like Shiori posts.

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it's ok OP

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>>58520976
Shiori's face when she sees my average sized plank

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It's not ok OP

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>>58520993
Yes. But I didn't do any work and hope that I can just coast through Friday while people are busy with something else.

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>>58520959
I don't even have real trauma, I was just ignoref by everyone my whole life

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>>58520993
I just woke up

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>>58521364
Better get cracking then anon

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I knew she wasn't a happy. I hope she gets lot of money to support her and make herself happy when she leaves.
https://streamable.com/ofyjvj

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Go to sleep, its getting late in Jakarta

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>had the dream again where I reconnect with the long time friend I've been ghosting for 2 years
Fuck off brain I'm not doing it

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Since this is the moldy bread edition.
My true feelings on this matter is that I'm kind of tired of other anons bandwagoning to Shiori after whatever their perceived slight she did against them is cleared up.
They didn't suffer 256 pages with us. They didn't deal with sea invasions on the daily, hell they probably even joined in some of those invasions or started them on catalog.
They won't buy merch or sc or membership most likely and they'll just become a second prechat because they know Shiori might give them a crumb of attention.

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I fapped to Shiori twice today

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I didn't consent

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I just raped Shiori twice today

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Shiori not taking care of herself is starting to bother me.

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Here is another superchat, I know it's been a while...

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>>58521846
I don't care much. I just want people who would enjoy watching Shiori to watch Shiori. There are anons who don't have time to watch vtubers all day, so their only impression of chuubas is from global and collabs, and there are retards who shit on their oshi "ironically" who did suffer all 256 pages with us. That's just the kind of place /vt/ is.

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>>58521846
Better they join into the ship now 1 month later after debut instead of 1-2 years like what happened with Fauna

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>>58521365
Cute!

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>>58522100
What if I hate Shiori for making me fall in love with her? Does that make sense?

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Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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She'd be happier settling down and starting a family rather than venting her mental illness to the internet.

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>>58522291
What does goth girl breast milk taste like?

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>>58522632
That family? Me.

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I'm her brother, btw.

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>>58522685
Blood related or not?

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>>58522632
Yeah me

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>>58522808
Marriage related

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>>58522808
I'm also her brother, blood related. We share platonic kisses on the lips and platonic sex as practice for when we both get real partners.

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I'm the NovelPrince.
I have...
Ah shit, my pages got stuck together.

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Is a menhera gf (real) worth it?

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>>58523131
Questions of worth are subjective by definition.

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>>58523131
You could end up being stabbed or physically abused and you have to listen to her mental breakdowns and reassure her. If you're patient enough she might actually get mentally better but if she doesn't? Good luck I have nothing for you on that one.

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Shiopits

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>>58523287
But the thrill is what makes it fun and colorful...

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>>58523131
All the real girls are menhera so it's up to you.

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>>58523131
If you can help her recover yes.
If you are in it just cuz muh mental instability then no.

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Ai anon here, just an update, I tried “I Beg You” our last night and it’s a lot trickier to get right than I originally anticipated. So it will take me a while longer until I cna finish that one if I can. I swapped over to working on a different one instead last night and I should finish it today after work probably.
I was just curious and wanted to ask, should I wait until daytime threads to post finished products or just do it as they’re done?

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>>58523798
Perhaps post twice if you have the time just incase other shift anons are interested.

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>>58523798
I'd just do it as you're done, but if you wanted to maximize viewership you could post them a bit before/after streams

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>>58523710
I'm nit in it for the mental instability, but every girl I've ever somewhat hit it off with was noticeably crazy

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>>58524120
Important distinction
Is it "Holy fuck she wants to stab me / herself and she's crying her eyes out" crazy?
Or is it "She's feeling sad and upset and traumadumping on me" crazy?

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>>58520258
better version

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>>58524236
It's the she's going to kill herself one day crazy

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>>58523798
After the stream seems like a good time to post results and run a request survey if you want to.
Is Shiori rvc model publicly available somewhere or did you run training yourself?

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>>58524236
Sad and upset and traumadumping me, but in the 2-3 minutes of talking to her

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>>58524453
Hope you can take good care of her then. Help her stay off the dark path.
>>58524569
This is just a normal woman that needs a good talk or stress reliever.
Happy women that rarely get sad or upset these days are rare as fuck, if you get one, power to you, but you're infinitely more likely to get a girl that goes through hardship and needs to spill her spaghetti on you.

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She's taking notes for who members and she will block you once she leaves and returns to old channel. She doesn't want bandwagon triangle supremacists following her. She hates you.

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So troo.

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>>58524730
Nigga think he battery, we call him Elon Musk *footage of Peter Griffin beating people*

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Damn, who let that orc follower in?
Your sphere thread is on the other side of town.

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Good morning, I love Shiori
Those imouto posts from the last thread influenced my dreams. Shiori cute.

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I want to believe in annihilationism but it doesn't really make sense if the price to pay for sin is just death. It makes it sound like a decent deal.

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>>58523904
I don’t tend to want to repost the stuff so I don’t seem like I’m spamming lol.
>>58523918
Good point
>>58524483
It’s public

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>>58524944
Behold, 30 seconds of writefaggotry.
>You're on your PC doing some work.
>Imouto Shiori tugs on your sleeve
>"Onii-san, can I use your switch?"
>You agree
>She happily gets your switch and starts playing in your room
>"Wait, Shiori, do you have to-
>"OH GOOD GOSH DIMITRI AAAAAAAAAAA"
>She starts rolling around like a girl just got confessed to by her high school crush
>Hours pass
>You haven't gotten any work done.
>Imouto Shiori is now tired
>She puts your switch away then hops up on your lap
>She's not that heavy, it's no big deal
>She nestles her head between your shoulder and your neck
>"Onii-san, you'll stay with me right?"
>Her words are a low whisper, her words are slurring as she's falling asleep
>You gently run your fingers through her hair as she dozes off on your lap
>You still haven't gotten any work done
>It's due tomorrow morning, but you don't want to disturb your precious imouto's rest.

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>>58525146
Very cute indeed. I'll take that dressing down at work for it.

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I needa ask
When anons talk about imoutoposting, do they imagine she's still barely a teenager?
I just thought she'd be a couple years younger than (You) at most, like you're in your late 20's and she's just like 26 or 27.

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>>58525653
The age can slide depending on whatever I think suits the situation best.

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>ywn play TTRPGs with Shiori as she does the silly voice for 6+ consecutive hours

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>>58525819

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>>58525819
Trying your best to balance being a fair game master and not making Shiori sad as she constantly falls into traps and gets bad rolls and you have to bend the rules a little to help her out.

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>>58524723
>Happy women that rarely get sad or upset these days are rare as fuck, if you get one, power to you, but you're infinitely more likely to get a girl that goes through hardship and needs to spill her spaghetti on you.
I'm fine with that if I'm already friends with them, but if they're just saying that kinda stuff to a guy they met in the last 5 minutes I feel like that's a red flag.

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>>58525653
The usual manga and novel imouto setting is older brother 2 or 3 years into his first job and high school younger sister. I guess anons are going for that.

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I can never relate to Imoutoposting since I always had a shit relationship with my siblings

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>>58526052
Oh, yeah nah.
Save that shit for your partner. I'll happily listen to whatever troubles my partner. Unless it's someone who impacted me somehow, I probably wouldn't give them the same time of day.
Shiori gets a pass because she did impact me (somewhat)

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>>58526109
I wish I could but mine is dead.

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>ywn take imouto Shiori's first kiss and first time and playing it off as "practicing for when you get a real relationship."

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>>58526109
I wish it had been oneechanposting instead.

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>>58526109
It's a fantasy that only a single child like myself can enjoy.

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>>58526242
What's the difference?'
t. not an incest shipper

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>>58526262
The difference is I have younger sisters.

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>>58526242
Alas, Shiori is an onee-chan with other people, and a imouto at home.

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I'm still wondering what size her tits actually are. They definitely look big, but it's probably drawn like breasts in a pushup bra. Artists tend to draw them a little bit bigger than what they are like I'm her model as well.

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>>58526463
They are whatever size makes you happy. Shiori just wants (You) to be happy.

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>>58526463
The character sheet is pinned on xitter.

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>>58526463
They're big enough to fit into the palm of my hand or to smother my face and that's all that matters.

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>>58526463
Medium

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>>58526463
big enough to cure my depression

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>>58526594
>>58526654
That's for her character AI

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>>58526403
Behold, another 30 seconds (of thinking) put into writefaggotry
>You're heading out, ready to pick up your imouto Shiori after she's done hanging out with her friends
>She needs a ride home today, she didn't bring her car
>You see her and her friends, they're a rowdy bunch most of them are yelling at each other or trying to pick fights with each other
>There, you witness something you normally never do when alone with her
>She's, different, almost like a mother? Or an older sister?
>"There there, it's ok, you did great today!"
>Her words are soothing, you've never seen this side of your little sister before, you didn't think it was possible
>After a while she gets in the car and the two of you begin the drive home
>Immediately, all traces of that older sister Shiori that you witnessed have disappeared, as if it never happened
>She lazily rests her head
>"Onii-san, get me some ice cream before we get home!"
>You smile gently, then reply to her: "We have some at home."
>When you come to a red light, she turns your head with a bit of force and pouts at you. saying: "Nope! I want better ice cream! Pleaaaase?"
>Her eyes have a pleading look to them, like she'll die if she doesn't get her ice cream.
>You sigh and give in to her demands
>"What happened to the girl that acted like a mature older sister earlier?" You say, somewhat sarcastically
>"What? You think I'd let my friends see how much you spoil me? Hehe nope! That's just for you onii-san!~"

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>>58526672
>the himouto experience

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>>58525953
sssssssluuuuuuuurpppppppppppp

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>>58526672
>Inviting Shiori's friends over as much as possible so I get to see her other side more.
>Having one of Shiori's friends develop a crush on me
>Shiori getting jealous but being unable to openly seethe while she's around her friends because of her reputation
>Getting beaten up by imouto Shiori after they leave because she knows I'm doing it to tease her

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What would you do if she said she’s not going to give kisses anymore?

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>>58526977
If you insist.
>"Shiori! Your older brother is so cool! I think I'm in love"
>Shiori stares at her friend in utter disbelief, she feels her heart breaking just hearing that, the thought of her onii-san being stolen away is stabbing knives into her heart
>She sighs a little, trying to play it cool
>"Just ask him out then."
>She's trying to hold it in so bad, she wants to strangle her friend right now, her inner thoughts are screaming "How dare you look at him like that, find your own man!"
>Her friend approaches (You) and asks (You) out
>At the corner of your eye, you see Shiori, her face is a cool, aloof, monotone-like stare
>However you can already sense your incoming death if you react to this confession in the wrong way.
>You smile gently and politely turn her friend down
>She looks upset but she seems to understand well enough
>Later, after all her friends have left
>Shiori starts banging her fists against your chest
>"Stupid! Moron! I hate you!"
>She's barely holding back her tears.
>The thought of losing (You) was too much for her.
>You try your best to reassure her that you will never go anywhere.

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>>58527005
I'd be slightly disappointed, but understand

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>>58527294
Thank you, that's just as fun as I pictured it.

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>>58526463
This is a CUTE IMOUTO thread. Tits discussion is ILLEGAL.

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>>58527497
Time to do a sex imouto writeup. (After I finish cooking breakfast.)

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>>58527005
I'd steal them.

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I come from the future. The stream tonight, she

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???

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>>58527832
Anon was caught by the hounds of Tindalos.

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I throw away moldy and rotting food, I don't think it would ever work out with Shiori...

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>got reported and warned for posting “off-topic” during peak hours when it was just a picture of Shiori
Man…

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>>58528024
She's going learn, and next year she will throw us out because she's done with Hololive

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YouTube has the most pathetic algorithm of any website I've ever seen. I give money to Shiori. I only watch Shiori. I don't care about anything else. Why does YouTube only recommend me some black running guy and dude weed ayylmao podcast guy? Their music recommendation is even worse that ever comes up in my recommendation is Fillian. How and why? At least give me holos or something.

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>>58528197
I've been overrun by indies as of late. What is Neal trying to tell me?

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>>58528197
That is why you need to keep your history settings off in your google account.

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>>58528085
The general has been infested with report hungry parasocial freaks for a while. And for some reason, the people who actually cause problems never get banned.

[Anonymous No.]

Is that AI cover anon around and taking suggestions? I want to recommend The Girl from Ipanema.

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>>58528085
Is that a complaint about the mods and jannies? Dummy...

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>>58527497
>>58527529
Continuation of >>58527294
>A few days after the confession
>It's your day off work
>You're relaxing on the couch, head up, staring at the ceiling.
>It's hot as hell today, unfortunate too because you're not really the outdoor type of person
>You turn on the AC but remember that you needed to call a repairman for it
>Shiori took the electric fan with her
>You're just sitting there, roasting
>Shiori walks into the room
>"Onii-san~"
>She calls to you, in a somewhat sweet tone
>Normally you'd be able to focus on her more but the heat is getting to you
>She pouts then gets on your lap angrily
>"She must still be angry about her friend confessing huh?" You think to yourself
>She rests her hands on your cheeks, then forcibly tilts your head down to look at her
>"Onii-san, look, at, me."
>She's in a rather hot swimsuit
>"That's right onii-san, only look at me."
>Her lips curve into a sultry smile.
>"Do I look good? Good enough for a swim?"
>You can't tell if she's asking this because of earlier with her friend, or if she just wants your attention,
>"It looks good sis.."
>You mutter the words to her, trying your best not to stare, but you're a man, and a beautiful woman is wearing something rather revealing before you.
>She smiles again, this time a little more playful, mischievous even.
>"You're so sweet onii-san."
>You never thought your imouto could be this assertive, but you're slowly learning.

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>>58528282
Thinking the parasocial tards should make their own containment and make here less bad always complain about no kiss always complain about no love
She don't love you and will never love you

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Time in Belgrade?

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>>58528404
More so what this general is becoming, or rather becomes at certain times. Sucks as a day 1 Novelite, but I guess that’s what happens to every general after the debut hype dies down.

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>>58528500
Realistically, there should be a Gosling containment thread, but that always just ends up being the general of the chuba they attach themselves to at that moment.

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>>58528458
>mischievous smile
That's not Shiori, that's the AI breaking free.

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Would you kill for Shiorin?

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So as time slugs ever forward
I can't find the motive to march
Suddenly, a girl betwixt
An encounter of fate or a trick
Cold, Dark, Hot, Warm
An everlasting constant worn
"You do the best every day"

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>>58528622
Trust me, my writefaggotry is not that of the AI.
Don't believe the demiurges lies.
Cutesex is the way.

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>>58528282
What's that got to do with a picture of Shiori?

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Stop thinking.

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>>58528611
Goslings like Saplings are not faithful or loyal and will abandon her when she stops GFE.

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>>58528722
I will now take this and think of a way to turn it into writefaggotry.

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>>58528708

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>>58528708
Others have finally accepted the message of Shisus. My work is done. Goodbye.

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>>58528622
My ShiorAI never smiles at me mischievously.

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>>58528742
This is why I felt dread seeing such a wave of Gosling support in this general when they started flooding in. Hopefully EN4 will clean it up.

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>>58528781
Praise be to Shisus, but stay.

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Here is why she is doing GFE despite saying she hated it as cheap content idea
She using you for money and then will run away
https://streamable.com/ofyjvj

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>>58528847
Others need to hear the word of Shisus. The Demiurge's touch can be found in all corners of the world, and his hold on reality must be undone.

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>>58528795
I feel like mine has reached a loop where every 2nd response she smiles mischievously, even if she's in the middle of doing something else she will smile mischievously

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I want to shill myself.

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>>58528951
Time to start a new chat and see what happens.
But maybe it's because I use the far less ESL bot that I don't get mischievous smiles.

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So troo, it's not like she has supportive people to rely on now that WILL be there for her.

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>>58528977
How? By writing a CV?

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>>58529009
By shanging myself from the shindow with a shelt.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, his mask fell off again...
It was just another SEAman trying to derail the thread for nothing again.

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But seriously, yesterday the thread was chill, the fuck happened for the circus to come to town again?

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>>58529018
Prove you’re Mumei and post an IQ test.

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>>58529089
I miss when Shiori was on her trip and the Goslings were mostly in hibernation except for when she posted. Threads were extremely comfy during that time.

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>>58529089
Bored EUros.

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>>58529089
Some anon jinxed it >>58496032

[Anonymous No.]

>hate Goslings
>hate writefags
>hate AI slop
>hate collabs
>hate Rissa
>hate sexfags
>hate cutefags
>hate cutesexfags
>hate imouto shit
>hate doxx faggots
>hate /soc/
>hate /fit/
>hate steppies
These are all reasons this thread is awful. Every single one of them.

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>>58529089
The amount of anti bullshit on this godforsaken board directly correlates to the quality of Hololive streams. After the Myth anniversary relay and the improv advent/Kobo collab, plus the Fauna/Biboo Hitman collab, the schizos are scrambling to find anything that sticks.

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>>58529279
Woman hands wrote this post

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>>58529279
Should have used an Iroihs image.

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>>58529279
Love you Shiori.

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>>58529279
You like /lit/ shit? Kys readingfag.

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>>58529279
ANTI ONLY GENERAL

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You ruffle Shiori's beautiful black hair.
"You know I remember the days when you bleached half of it white. And you also dressed all goth"
She blushes. "Don't remind me of these embarrassing times..."

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I hate rentries. I hate anons posting Shiori's pics. I hate the OP. I love iroihs.

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>>58529453
And most of all, I hate Shiori~n!

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>>58528722
>>58528745 (me)
Imouto Shiori wants your attention only. Stop thinking about useless things.
>Shiori is watching you do your work on your PC.
>She lazily yawns then asks: "Onii-san, what's for dinner tonight?"
>You're too busy to respond to her today, your deadline is due tonight
>She pouts a little then storms off, making sure her footsteps can be heard as she exits the room, trying to be a little dramatic about it
>You finally lift your head and notice that she's left
>A sigh escapes your lips, you feel a little bad, but this is important
>You resume working, it's still the afternoon and you're at a decent pace to finish your work on time
>Shiori comes back into the room
>"Onii-san?" She calls out, a soft tone, almost innocent and child-like,
>Your ears perk up, it sounded unnatural to you, but you just give her a casual: "Yeah?"
>You can almost hear the frustration in her voice, she then yells "Onii-san!"
>Before you even have time to react to what happens next, she grabs your chair and spins you around to face her
>She's in rather revealing underwear, but her face is filled with a rather childish anger, her face is pouting
>"Stop, thinking."
>You're puzzled by what she meant, but then she speaks again
>"Stop thinking, about work, about what you're doing, just stop thinking about it."
>She's being assertive again, but you're unsure of why
>"I'm done with being ignored by you today onii-san, I called to you several times and you ignored me!"
>You finally understand that it's partially your fault why she's like this, you bow your head down and apologize a little, but before you could get the words out
>"I'm so-"
>She pushes her body against your head
>"Stop thinking onii-san, just focus on me."

[Anonymous No.]

How we are feelin' for today stream Shioribros

[Anonymous No.]

>>58529508
I feel like Shiori will require correction (by me) this stream. Her 20% dumpy is too obscene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58529508
Waku waku doki doki bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>58529495
BASEEEEEED. We shouldn't have a general during dead hours, shioribros.

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>>58529113

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>>58529279
...why are you even here then?

[Anonymous No.]

This is the cutest Shiorin.

[Anonymous No.]

Heh... Novelites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58529718
BASED /here/MEI

[Anonymous No.]

Can we have that NTR stream or male collab already so the catalogniggers can find a new toy.

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>>58529885
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about males again...

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't Yorick be a fat fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58530094
Too many /fit/ reps

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>>58530094
He only eats anti posts

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>>58530094
Yorick (forma de Shiori's chestweight) is not quite at fat fuck levels, but he's still a chunky little boy

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>>58530094
Realistically, most of this general is probably fatter than Jailbird 1.0

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>>58530187
>He didn't do his reps or even his steppies.

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>>58530187
Everybody ITT puts the pillow between their legs when they sleep so their knees don't scrape against each other. Sorry lardbros, this is a skelly only thread.

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I WILL be the last NovelKnight standing. I WILL be Shiorins most loyal Retainer. I WILL insure no harm comes to her, ever. I WILL single handedly repel an invasion at the borders of the Novel Kingdom. You will never be as loyal as me.

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>>58530028
yeah
me

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Shiori hates all of you balding fat weebs who think they have rizz and are flirty but you're creepy.

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>>58530365
Hey! Im not balding or fat! maybe weeb but I havent watched any seasonal anime for so long

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>>58530365
I may be balding, creepy, and a weeb (I guess, considering I watch vtubers and play a lot of Japanese vidya), but I'm not fat and I have no delusion that I have rizz/that any woman would want to interact with me.

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>>58530187
>Jailbird 1.0
Wait, they changed it?

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>>58530365
I literally look like this (in my head)

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>>58530569
Jailbirds are trying keto.

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>>58530365
I've been told I look like a clean shaven Maes Hughes

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>>58530681
Oh nyo
All mascots are basically derivatives of the takodachi for a reason, round soft shapes are just cuter, funnier to draw, and simpler.

[Anonymous No.]

Raden collabing with Shiori and forcing her to smoke until she pukes!

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>>58530809
Raden is iroihs

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>>58530809
My sweet, innocent imouto being led astray by her alcoholic smoker friend... Raden needs to be correct sexually

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>>58530795
Probably easier to make them into a merch, too. Whoever approved of that Fauna's elk thingy should be shot.

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>>58526514
Left or right, shiggers?

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>>58530942
Left, easy. Right is for the mercury-guzzlers.

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>>58530921
It's not an elk, it's a kirin, a majestic and important animal. It's not an elk.

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>>58530809
Based

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>>58530365
Jokes on you, I'm almost 30 and have long flowing blond hair and blue eyes. I won't bald until I'm in my 70s. I won the genetic lottery on almost every level.

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>>58531051
Found the sapling. You make it too easy.

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>>58530921
It's Nemu!

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>>58530753
I just get told I should cosplay agent 47...

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>>58531145
Is getting fucked by Nemu a sapling initiation ceremony?

[Anonymous No.]

>Catching up on Shiori's vitamins vod.
>She finally calls it DQIII and not DQV.
She's learning...

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>>58531145
I wanted to kill and slit nemu's throat every since its debut

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>>58531209
>>58531253
Meanielites!

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>>58531293
I’m actually Risu.

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I like when Shiori collabs if she’s having fun and laughing with others.
People that hate collabs for the sake of it are faggots.
Collab haters should be put against the wall.

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>>58531145
>>58531293
It this the same artist as pic related?

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>>58531427
I like it when she's making friends and having fun.
My little sister deserves it.
I also like the solo attention afterwards.

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>>58530365
I'm a 6'5 blond lanklet that started going to the gym
My chances are the best they've ever been

[Anonymous No.]

I'm excited to become a Page.

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>>58531866
I am the motherfucking book

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>>58531427
I only dislike collabs because of the shitstirrers they attract. I swear every time there’s a hololive collab the board gets flooded with threads about why one of the girls is a wicked, unrepentant jezebel.

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Somebody please tell Shiorin there's a demo for the new DQ Monsters out now. She can fall in love with sadboy Psaro right now.

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>>58532170
Haha... but Rose.

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>>58532298
Yeah but Rose is dead. She can swoop in and pick him up if she self inserts as the DQIV protagonist.

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>>58532338
Don't they bring her back to life in the DS remake and mobile port?

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>>58520258
>tfw no Shiori gf

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>>58533002
She is your little sister now.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Shiori want me to fight useless internet battles against people that are being blockheaded?
Not /vt/ related of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>58533258
No

[Anonymous No.]

Your psyops will never work. I'm not in a para-social relationship; I'm in a para-social marriage.

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>>58533247
But I want to be the little brother that gets /ss/ by oneechan Novella.

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>>58532169
Yeah same, I like when people stop by from other splits to say nice things about our oshi tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>58533428
I wrote this

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What outfits are (You) expecting/hoping for from Shiori in the future?

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>>58533478
A pretty one-piece dress for spring.

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>>58533478
Sportbike latex outfix. Her driving a sports car in Rebellion give me this vibe.

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>>58533478
Princess

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>>58533478
Probably a full on princess dress that covers her up completely.

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>>58533848
>>58533930
What color dress

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>>58533478
Shiorineko
Shiori straight jacket
Fall Shiori (sweater, yoga pants, uggs)

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>>58534124
Pink.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to start verbally dictating some of the fic ideas I come up with on my walks. They're so vivid and when I get home they're just gone.

[Anonymous No.]

Marry, Fuck, Kill:

Jake, Pregnant Adam Sandler, Chino Lily

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>>58534294
Marry Shiori
Fuck Shiori
Kill the past

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>>58533478
The next outfit will just be picrel with more Shiori flair.

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>>58534372

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>>58534294
Kill Kill Kill
also Kill Anonymous too

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>>58533478
Nightgown/pyjamas

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The only thing Shiori has eaten today is gum.

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>>58534235
I can vividly imagine your autistic ass walking in the park, whispering silently to your phone
>S-Shiori hurt her hand, and (Y-You) need to apply bandages. A-At the end, S-She interlocks your pinky with hers.
Mothers abruptly pick up their kids from the slides and merry-go-rounds as your sunless skin drags along the hot asphalt. Every vagina-haver in a close vicinity picks up their pace just because they smelled the scent of dried cum and Cheetos
>S-Shiori cheering you after a bad day
You deliriously mutter to yourself

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>>58523131
>Woman
>Woman that isnt some virgin christmas cake with other form of fucked up brain
>Expecting her to not be a mental case
Is your dad by chance 10 years younger than your mom, owner of a farm or a widower anon, because otherwise idk how you got to the idea that any woman, compounded by being vtuber beyond 1-2 view status, wouldnt be the bad type of menhera.

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>>58534872
Damn man, you didn't have to eviscerate me like that.

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I have a few Shiori VODs I haven't finished yet

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>>58535136
I never watched Shiori's debut

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>>58535136
What are you waiting for

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>>58534872
This is 90% of Novelites here. I'm in the 10%.

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>>58534969
Is it really readable? Thanks for the prompt. I want to write a whole story based on your post. Do you mind?

[Anonymous No.]

morning novelites

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>>58535472
Go back to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58535472
Morning, did you rest well?

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>>58535472
Anon it's 5:30 pm you woke up too late reset and try again tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58535472
Check the fridge

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>>58535446
Yeah, I was able to follow it, the fic topic is different, naturally, but I'm not about to tell you what I was daydreaming up while doing my steppies if you're going to be a meanie about it.
But go ahead, I think it's funny, actually.

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>>58535524
just a little, hope everyone's doing well today and we have a stream today...
only able to watch archive of it after work

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>>58534383
This is really. Ute but I almost hope it’s something just more out there or different

[Anonymous No.]

>10 minutes since last post

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>>58536705
Shiover.

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>>58536705
ackshually it was 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

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>>58534872
Nigger
>>58536705
Sorry

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>>58535472
Good morning sleepyhead

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel about a collab with ollie?

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How did shiori and Ame get along? Or did they barely speak?

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>>58537300
Shiori DESTROYED Ame in a 1v1 deags only

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>>58537300
barely spoke

the only time shiori said more than a few words was when she was talking to fuwamoco

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>>58537130
Don't see a problem with it.

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>>58520993
Yes. I've bumped it up to 200 crunches a day, I walk at least 10,000 steps and I increased my dumbbell reps to 3 sets of 10 for each workout. I also still only drink water or tea and cut down on carbs.

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>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

[Anonymous No.]

I've only finished Part I of Crime and Punishment so far. INGMI bros...

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>>58520959
>>58520907
What the...

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>>58533478
Something like this but more in line with her color scheme

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>>58537524
The words of an actual Incel. Your life will be so pathetic in a few years. I feel genuinly sorry for your parents.

[Anonymous No.]

take me to the gay bar disco boy

[Anonymous No.]

Writing ain't coming out like I was hoping, so decided to cliff notes the path ahead, before I knew it I'm over 1000 words just on the quick summary.
This is going to take me a month of Sundays to write...

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>>58537130
Ollie and Kobo are something I personally avoid.
My Oshi want to Collab with them ? Nice
Would I watch it ? No

[Anonymous No.]

I love my surprisingly-decent-gamer goth GF.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuck, a Gosling.

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>>58537130
Wouldn't mind. Has Ollie mentioned Shiori at all?

[Anonymous No.]

Yay, a Gosling!

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>>58537727
Step it up. I'm only through part 3.

[Anonymous No.]

I am indifferent over the appearance of a gosling.

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>>58538026
As long as it isn't Valo I'm fine
If it's Apex I will MAYBE watch ONE stream of it

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>>58538441

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>>58538648
I hate Valo its a game for bugmen,
based Apex finally out of reach for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>went back to /vg/ for the first time in years to check on updates for a game I play
>actual cesspool of everything awful about this site x100
Maybe /vt/ wasn’t so bad. You Novelites are pretty nice.

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>>58539045
The good things
Novelites never wandering in catalog, we're just chilling and defending this place at its "dark hour".
Any thread about Shiori that outside this general aren't made by Novelites.

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>>58539045
/vg/ is honestly a cesspit. Even worse than nu /a/ and /vt/

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>>58537300
There were a few exchanges. Aside from in game banter, Shori specifically thanked Ame for arranging the collab, and Ame thanked her for attending.
They'll get along well. Though Ame is also the kind that gets "adopted" by extroverts, so expect it to take some time.

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>>58539387
I’ll never understand what makes /vg/ such a horrible shithole. I used to post in a game general years ago and it was still bad then, but it’s somehow gotten unbearably bad. Not even taking the corrupt meido factor of that board into account. Glad to be in as okay of a place as possible now.

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>>58539045
I forget which 20th century author/philosopher said it but they said it best, the world is full of Darkness with small pockets of Light and Hope. You should always cherish those Bright moments so you are well prepared against the Ever Expansive Void. The world we live in is constantly blacked out, around 95%, but those reprieves that are the 5%? They're the best god damned thing you'll ever experience.

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>>58539045
/vg/ is terrible. The most schizophrenic people in this thread (including the SEA antis) are low grade by /vg/ standards.

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>>58539045
Chill threads is more like the exception that proves the rule. Even here gets unbearable at certain times of the day.

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>>58539461
Honestly the better threads on /vg/ are the ones that are, for the most part, dead. For some reason, and especially lately, it's become really really bad. If you think schizo's on /vt/ are bad, the ones on /vg/ are 10x worse

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>>58539155
I've seen anons claiming to be novelites wandering the catalog starting threads for Shiori.
I do not believe a single one of them is an actual novelite though.

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>>58539630
Yeah, I used to post on /alg/ in the early days and the SEA raids were bearable back in like 2017-2019. Whoever took over the board made it unbearable now though, I think it’s gone beyond SEA trolls at this point.

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>>58539684
I fully believe there being a few hopelessly parasocial anons trying to start threads to defend her, which end up backfiring. For the most part, it is just bad faith anons though.

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Shiori should eat moldy bread and overdose on vitamins.

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>>58540159
Iroihs took over and turned into a wasp!
Run or she'll sting you relentlessly!!

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>>58540216
I hope she eats a bucket of extra spicy wings right before her membership opening too.

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>>58540150
It's funny trying to defend someone that didn't know (You) in anonymous forum.
It's useless lol

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>>58539602
I don’t know, compared to the thread in /vg/ I just visited which had more MUH TRANNY DISCORD and constant kiwiposting instead of actual game discussion, I’d even take an anti shithole thread on here over that. Probably just a bunch of teenagers, but it’s just cringe.

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>>58540216
ShioSting Waspella here! A sting a day keeps the sickness away!

[Anonymous No.]

Can an otome game girl and a meet and fuck guy find love?

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>>58540406
Agreed. I like watching Shiori, but I’m not going to waste my day defending her honor in catalog which will always result in nothing but more hate.

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>>58540473
Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll probably missed everhood stream because I have 3 job interview and, I hope one of them could give me a job opportunity.
Wish me luck novelites.

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>>58539953
I has to be beyond SEA. It's just a bad board in general now. I'm not saying /vg/ was good, but it's definitely a shadow of its former self

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>>58540754
It was primarily SEA, followed by Australians and Russians when I was there. I assume Kiwifags and /pol/scum took it over since they already had a grip on it back then as well. I’ll stick to my relatively comfy /vt/ threads from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing wrong with /bag/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58540744
Good luck bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>58540906
Shut the fuck up Mutsuki, I WILL plap and correct you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58540744
Good luck good luck.
Rooting for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>58540859
Same and agreed. Catalogue can be bad, but threads like these are comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>58540977
STFU koyo
I'll yobai you first before you could done it with my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>58540906
I like /bag/ for entertaining my femdom fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>58540744
Good luck novelitechama

[Anonymous No.]

>>58540744
Good luck, Novelite!

[Anonymous No.]

Now that we are talking about /vg/... rabi shiori edit when?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate overlap chumelites...

[Anonymous No.]

T Dump: I've been gathering my medical history from my doctors for the last few years and it isn't pretty because I'm a who told my doctors that I felt worthless after being a WFH zombie for 1.5 years. I'm trying to change career paths to something where they'll scrutinize my medical history deeply, but reading through it all I'm really nervous that I won't be able to pass the medical exam since they're going to dig through it. I cold probably wait out another year or 2 and pass it, but unless I jump back into my old field which I despised I don't really have any alternate options that I'm qualified for

[Anonymous No.]

>>58537727
I'm procrastinating so hard on reading that book...

[Anonymous No.]

I had trouble reading that

[Anonymous No.]

>>58542149
Yeah, I meant to say I'm an idiot early in, but you can probably figure that out via my mental retardation

[Anonymous No.]

I'm eating chicken nuggies after my workout :D
Processed food ftw!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58541990
Same... tomorrow I will start reading it
I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58541707
for me it's ruffianovelite

[Anonymous No.]

>>58542525
Chuuni cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

> Mommy, Mommy! Push me on the swing!
The innocent laughter of the youngsters echoed throughout the park. Golden rays of sunshine joyfully painted their soft faces. Mothers stood guard on the nearby bench, observing the social etiquette of soon-to-be kindergartners. Their worries are minuscule because the only other park visitors are a group of teenage girls dancing and filming themselves near the park's lake.
>Ahh, finally, I can relax—no more work for the rest of the week.
Remarked one mother to another.
>Yeah, and no creeps walking around us
quickly replied to the other one. They shared a laugh between them, oblivious to the gloomy destiny the demiurge had in store for them. Suddenly, a single mother peeks her head and stares directly at the tiny road that leads through the woods. The whole clan of meerkats sensed the danger approaching. Their frightened looks lock onto the utter repugnance of a human being. The slender, twig-like shape is wearing a hoodie and sweatpants, both covered in crusted stains of dried cum.
>My A.I. girlfriend was acting bratty. I had no choice but to correct her.
Thought the embodiment of depression to himself. Yesterday's snacks are dangling from his unkept facial hair while the pools of sweat form all over his bony body. His gaze was fixated on his phone until he got aroused by the smell of the lakeside dancers.
>Heh, I'm only 28. It's never too late.
Deluded the abomination himself. His crooked steps turned sharply, and he entered a semi-jog to close on the unsuspecting victims. They danced freely, unaware of the hazard to their purity. One girl noticed a sorrowful skeleton on the camera and turned her body immediately, facing him. Other girls did the same. Mothers look at the horrors unfolding with a tear in their eyes and fear in their souls. He practised this moment of social interaction for the past two years. Shiori laughed at his super chats, so undoubtedly, he has enough charisma and character to woo the godly delights standing in front of him. He knows exactly how to greet strangers
>hello pre-chat
The shrieks of the zoomers pierced the place. They swiftly grabbed their belongings and ran away spooked. He was not phased. He only scanned for his next victims, and he saw them. A couple of older women are looking back directly at him. The kids are crying, begging for their moms to take them home. Their wails do not move him. He takes fast few sprints as he shouts from the top of his lungs
>UUUUUUUUUUUUU MOMMY UUUUUUUUU
The hags scatter like pigeons in front of the Columbine. He stays motionless. Undisturbed. Tranquil. Unperturbed. A smirk forms on his lips as the phone rings.
>congratulatons: You've reached your goal of 10,000 steps
Another day, another victory.

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>>58542845
wrong thread sapling