/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

X Edition

Last thread: >>58367567

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>Magni Dezmond [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond

>Noir Vesper [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/yX8fUvq4

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390094
great art

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>>58390094
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

pizza tower and HFR in the same day? nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390094
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

RETARDED HUSBAND LOVE
RED SON LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390347
>>58390374
Double amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390374
Amen.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>58388380
>Originally
>Altare, Magni, Axel, Vesper, Shinri
I don't know but five members sounds like a lot for the song. For example, look at the 3D renders, at the start of the song you can see there's only time for four to show before Altare 's part starts. And if this was supposed to be for the first anni then it only makes sense to be made for HQ.
>>58387811
Maybe they leave it there as an easter egg? For example, if Magni quit first then they have to replace it with Bettel and that's why there's not a Magni illust, but if they had already drawn Vesper before he quit, maybe the editor would kept him there for the work to not go to waste. The 3D tea cup is still there as well.

I also don't think Flex and Dead World were originally intended for the anni, if it was originally one day it makes sense to prepare only one song and merch, maybe Dead World was already in the works but they decided to release it along with the Tempus week after the gradations and that's why Bettel end up with two songs and Shinri with one if you were planning on two songs for the anni you would choose one for HQ and one for VG. They probably started commissioning Flex after the graduations.
The clip animations were probably planned for the anni though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390455
thats a guy

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[Anonymous No.]

>>58390548
This is gonna be used with bait I just know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390540
Strange, that's also my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390548
>>58390537

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390374
YAGOO SOUNDPOST RESTORED! FUUUUUCK YEAH, AND AMEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390548
flaytel sisters BTFO'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390758
It's better when his advances are unwanted imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390832
no one actually likes rape

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[Anonymous No.]

>>58389931
I WILL FIND YOU AND FLAY YOU ALIVE, YOU PURPLE FUCK

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Sorry for anti comment, but Axel has a bad habit of insulting others and being gross around women. The silliest was when he was talking about axelotls pissing and shitting in front of Evala. Or the time Tokino Sora commented in a minecraft stream and he told her in JP that Altare had a small dick.
That's not a good way to appeal to women.

[Anonymous No.]

Betoshi real???

[Anonymous No.]

Flay did that belly pat so fast he HAS to be wearing a crop top or something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390832
absolutely

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>>58391031
That's just how Axel is, I kinda like that he doesn't modify the way he is even if he is talking to women, they aren't some fragile creatures that can't take some shit talk kek. But I understand that it isn't for everyone, absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391031
Look Axel is a little too crass for me, but there is no reason to post about it okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390374
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391031
not really an anti comment, but yeah like everyone else says, thats just how he is and i can respect that. also dude gets chicks lusting over him like mad so idk if you can say that its not working out for him lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391031
I don’t care about him saying dumb stuff in front of women, but it’s always been funny to me how some people give Altare shit for like, quizzing him on SAT words when Axel will just tell people Altare has a small dick and is a pedophile kek

[Anonymous No.]

MR PICKLES

[Anonymous No.]

I started watching Flayon and Hakka more since Vesper and Magni left. Flay is kinda rough in big collabs but he's more enjoyable solo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391031
You mean it wasn't a good idea to draw Ame shitting herself in front of Shien?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391470
Yeah, he's pretty fine in solo time, or even when he's with one other guy. He just seems to lose the plot when there's a lot of people

[Anonymous No.]

>>58386308
ayo
https://files.catbox.moe/ke0r27.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391470
I think he will get better as time goes on. His resident evil streams with bettel are getting a lot more chill and, with a past friend like doppio he was super matching the mood right off the bat. he will grow~

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391031
>>58391212
>Sorry for anti comment,
>but there is no reason to post about it
What is this, Twitter? You tourist newfags are going to learn to speak your fucking minds without fear. That wasn't an anti post, it was the most mild and valid criticism of Axel possible. Constructive criticism is GOOD and should ALWAYS be spoken /here/. YOU ARE FREE HERE. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391031
>That's not a good way to appeal to women.
He doesn't know Axel's chat is like 70% girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391617
kinda a cute post. thank you for supporting our newfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390927
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391031
What brought this up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391031
Bait. He has the highest rate of female viewers so clearly his is the best strategy. People like that he has no filter.

[Anonymous No.]

*Makes the thread bearable*

[Anonymous No.]

Enter Merry

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391671
That's either a lie or those are girls who like him because his model is hot and he is japanese and now think they can fix him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391584
sex

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>>58391584
very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391584
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391676
Either we teach them as they come, or we suffer with them.

[Anonymous No.]

mama is looking for VRchat world suggestions!
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1701741258795102677

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391996
>Permissions for VR chat worlds

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>>58391584
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391617
it just felt random okay? Like, why randomly post it. wait until an appropriate time or something or rephrase it into a proper critique of talents idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391584
Finally some good food

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391031
>Or the time Tokino Sora commented in a minecraft stream and he told her in JP that Altare had a small dick.
this didnt happen but ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392306
nigga i watched it happen live

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392306
Fraud detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391617
Have you been to /vt/ before? Any even mild criticism or problem you have is interpreted as anti-posting and people lose their shit at you. I can at least understand why they would start their post like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391031
I want Tempus 3 to be boys who never say bad words and close their eyes and start crying if they ever see a naked woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392306
https://youtu.be/7ANeZ0FLQVQ?t=6469

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392441
This used to be Altare before he started saying dick and balls, Axel was a bad influence on him!

[Anonymous No.]

does flay do asmr at all? His voice has really been appealing to me lately.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I find nice itabags... the tag is making me jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392478
lol get baited into linking me the clip idiot

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>>58391923
I like Axel because he seems like a genuine and honest guy, he works hard and expects a lot from himself. He is kind when he needs to be but would tell you his honest opinion if he thinks you are doing something stupid. There are also the extremely soft parts that shine through at times, like him gifting a hug for the fifth date or talking about just wanting to watch movies while cuddling. His model is a plus though, stupid sexy Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392046
>asks the community for a trove of recommendations instead of going menhera because he can't play a single game and quitting the company

[Anonymous No.]

Machiroons are official now!

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>>58392580
you have to put them together yourself, do you need basic resources?
>>58392575
he does "asmr" story readings in menshi but his mic or filters are not really attuned for true asmr experience, it's more like a chill reading

[Anonymous No.]

what is the ominous background droning noise in flayon’s stream

[Anonymous No.]

Should we ban gay porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392575
Yes and there are some behind menshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or25TXjnROE

[Anonymous No.]

is filet mignon going to finish ac6?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392698
he's inside the r-trus, general machine noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392712
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392660
What. I have to make the fucking bag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392712
Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

F L A Y T E L
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[Anonymous No.]

>>58392778
the base bag itself? no, but you have to get a totally blank bag and pin in the charms/buttons yourself. if you're just asking about the bag styles you can poke around on etsy or even amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391373
>when Axel will just tell people Altare has a small dick and is a pedophile kek
That was some funny ass shit! Then he was apologizing in Japanese and Altare wouldn't accept it till he said it in English, lmfao

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>>58392580
try your local con or Etsy

[Anonymous No.]

Just realized

Has he ever sung Despacito?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392712
Wasn't this a ritualpost a long time ago? I almost started to type a reply and I started to experience deja vu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392958
hakka has

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>>58393023
When?

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>>58392406
Yes, and that's understandable, but that's all the more reason to tell them how it is. /vt/ as a whole is probably in the bottom 5 boards on all of 4chan, in terms of culture and post quality. It is that bad. There are a few exceptions, like /MANS/, but I don't want newfags getting the impression that /vt/'s catalog is anything remotely like the expected norm of how to behave on this site, whether /here/ or /elsewhere/. Historically, newfags would either get filtered by /b/, or be taught the culture BY the culture. If that won't happen on /vt/, then we must teach them directly, lest we suffer cultural decay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392907
I meant the style, and thanks
>>58392922
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Should I beat up men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393048
2 times iirc, both on unarchived karaokes, also suavemente and a bunch of spic songs, including a metal song in spanish.

[Anonymous No.]

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPFBUfcetQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPFBUfcetQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPFBUfcetQk

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393267
I'll let you do it if you become my gf/bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58392406
>loosing my shit
jesus you coulda just say "hey, I wasn't an ass about it, and I think its a valid and fair critique"
and I woulda said yeah fair I guess. calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393087
>/vt/ as a whole is probably in the bottom 5 boards on all of 4chan
I think the gura split sinks us lower than that

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>>58393267
Only if it's in self-defense, or if they like it and asked for it nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393320
RATE THE STREAM

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>>58393367
sorry, I think you are a third, different anon. My point still stands tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393403
KEK

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>>58393373
>the gura split
Wait, the what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393453
split just means general

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393293
Every time I remember he sang leyenda del Hada y el mago I start feeling so happy...

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel please marry Hakka and get him out of that shithole

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, I didnt even realize he played this game before. Maybe he can finish it this stream then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393403
LOS STREAMOS DEL ALL TIEMPO

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393489
Since when? I've never heard that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391031
Why do japanese men raised in other countries are like this? Do they get excited about not having so many social rules or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393525
No! What if Bettel gets the wrong idea and thinks he has the right to fuck Hakka...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393525
No! Let me do it. I won't fuck him, I just want a cute autist to play video games with.

[Anonymous No.]

S4 LEAGUE MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

Girl_dm mention

[Anonymous No.]

SNOTTY SPARED FOR NOW

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>>58391031
>That's not a good way to appeal to women.
Good, he's the straightest one out of Tempus. He knows when shit is too gay or not. It's also in line with how he acts in his lore so I don't see the problem, he's more respectful in Japanese compared to his Aussie side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393892
glizzy overdrive

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>>58391031
>That's not a good way to appeal to women.
t. male who also designed shinri's garbage model

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393966
>glizzy overdrive
u wot m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>i found my new calling hosting collabs
hakka…

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>>58394290
Huh? I think he did pretty good on his tempus week collab

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I really hope he likes this refrigerator stage, especially with the twist at the end

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I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Pikmin today!!! I missed this series so much! This is such a cute game for this guy and I'm happy he really does enjoy playing it- I bet he misses poking fun at us which is why he is, but I think we all missed this guy a lot too, so it'll be nice...He's so busy these days, but still wants to do his best to stream for us and give us axelotls a little bit of his time. Man. I love Axel, I hope he's been working hard on his own things properly, and I want him to because that stuffs important, but I'm also a little happy that he makes time for us little guys. Even though he picks on us Axel really truly does love us axelotls and every time I remember that- I don't really quite know why, but every time I watch the mascot animation I can feel it the clearest- my heart explodes and I can't help but smile. Ah man, I really can't stop being thankful that Axel found his way here. He's just such a genuine guy and I want the best for him! I'm glad I can cheer him on today too!!! I wonder if he's also working on the projects he has in the background too? Halloween is coming up pretty fast after all, and there's his Azari cover still. This guy is too amazing if he's somehow juggling all this work, man I really hope that Axel's getting the recognition that he deserves!!! He's always too hardworking and earnest about everything! But that's why I like him so much! Work hard this week Axel! I wish you the best and brightest future and I hope that everything you put your head towards goes great! Please always stay happy and healthy!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've really watched that whole animation way too many times I think. I just love it entirely, it's so cute!
ALSO MAGNI AND VESPER LOVE!!!!!

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>>58391536
Kek, I forgot about that.

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i am enjoying this hakka stream

[Anonymous No.]

I sure hope you aren't missing this zatsu stream while hakka plays pizza tower, he is doing pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58395277
Axelotl Prime Love and Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>Hakka wants hakkitos to not just agree with anything he says/does and wants feedback when you don't like something
Based

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>>58391923
He unironically needs less fixing than everyone else in HQ

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>>58391996
Shintare VR date draws ever closer…

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>>58395491
I have nothing to complain with hakka but xenokuni

[Anonymous No.]

Id like a big flay to step on me...Altera too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393783
she's a mutual friend

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck, its gonna be Home for the HAKKADAYS
In december.
Thats gonna be the most amazing month.

[Anonymous No.]

>I will never play Fifa
Fake Xenokunian...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58395277

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>>58395814
a Stars FIFA tournament would be fun...

[Anonymous No.]

is tempus entering its music stage?

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'm surprised you guys like Flex"
We don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon.....cool...sexy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58395616
That's Hakka, Axel would be in second place or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58395453
>>58395833
A big kiss to you two, love you and I hope that you guys eat and sleep well! CHU~!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396170
Hakka isn't in HQ, Anon. The accident was 15 years ago. You have forgive yourself.

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>>58396170
>everyone else in HQ
>Hakka
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58391671
>70% girls
Wasn't it like 50? Where did all the males go? To the girls he did collabs with? Became trans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396170
>HQ
Somehow people always reply with VG boys when someone specifies they're talking about HQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396389
HaQQa

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396170
Vanguard is actually pretty well-adjusted with the exception of Bettel and maybe Flayon at times

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396427
Axel ate them, of course! Axelotls are tasty, and he's a growing boy, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396338
>>58396389
>>58396437
I overlooked it I'm stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

hakka moans tho

[Anonymous No.]

Giving a 10+ minute response to a question about growling, he really is passionate about music.

[Anonymous No.]

The creator of this gave the logo's png to Altare over a month ago. Can they seriously not use it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396530
Bettel is pretty stable emotionally? The only major issue with him now that he's exercising more is his terrible diet, and even that is exaggerated for laughs since he eats vegetables but just doesn't really like fruit very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396753
I like Altare's because it looks like a little kid made it, and that's exactly what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396753
complicated and hard to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396973
Yeah. It's still better than the real one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390958
You can't even find your wallet now

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396777
Bettel kind of gives the impression in his videos of a disillusioned cynic who would ghost you after a week if he ever got in a relationship. Of course that's probably just him playing a character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58396490
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently using clips for the animations was Flay's idea according to him just now

[Anonymous No.]

>>58397325
He would think you've come to hate him if you aren't enthusiastically receptive to everything he does but will become upset with you if you're going out of your way to make the intention of every single thing you do clear because then you're treating him like he's dumb. And he is. Silly jester

[Anonymous No.]

WE THEM BOYZ WE THEM BOYZ WE THEM BOYZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ArbrTvHxEY

[Anonymous No.]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

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>>58397851
bettel is one of the most contrarian men i think i've ever met. refuses love, asks for hate, cries when he gets insulted and asks why you're being so mean, then pretends to barf if he gets a compliment and reiterates that he's more comfortable with hatred. the kind of person to ask for help and feedback on karaoke practice, and when people give him comments and critique, start screaming at chat to leave him alone and GOD CAN'T I JUST DO ANYTHING IN PEACE??? he whips his fanbase into a frenzy of interaction by constantly denying them, and i can't quite tell if its a smart character act or he's just a stubborn fuckhead for real

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES LORING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Its really cute how much care Flay puts into the chuuni lore stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>58397953
I hate the fact eveytime I think about this line I starting smiling like a dumbass I hate this song so much

[Anonymous No.]

Remind me of like...a uniform from 13 Sentinels
>>58398512
Yeah! I hope he slowly evolves it into something that really bares fruit. Like a real outfit or song or something

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is the worst tempus

[Anonymous No.]

Snotty is safe for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58398370
So basically he's a cat. Bitches love cats

[Anonymous No.]

Everyones a pizzacist....

[Anonymous No.]

>>58399059
It's not fair...

[Anonymous No.]

A FUCKING PIZZABEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>58399059
You can't tempt me into posting the Nazi pizza THIS TIME

[Anonymous No.]

no one watch axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>58398976
how did you end up with a non transparent version of that image here is the transparent one

[Anonymous No.]

>>58399262
Some devices put a background on transparent images. I have this fucking bunny saved like 5 times and all of them have bg

[Anonymous No.]

>No we wont watch saw for a watchalong it may be too gory
>Let's watch the human centipede and tusk
Why is Hakka like this...

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https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1701771563035476359

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>>58399396
because those don't take themselves serious
saw is about muh didn't value life enough let use the trolley problem but on your body instead of other people
human centipede 3 is about the guy who directed the other 2 movies being called to a jail and asked to do the same with the inmates how the fuck you take that shit serious
I was scared by the first one when I was 5

[Anonymous No.]

>people don't want kids anymore,
>they want collab ocs
>hakka now realizes the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>58400290
It also took him a while to connect Altare and Altair from Assassin's Creed

[Anonymous No.]

>Using pc hardware analogies
NEEEERD

[Anonymous No.]

>>58395277
based

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't need to know about markiplier's onlyfans during a hakka stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxy is a bitch hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>58401832
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58401577
I always thought that was a joke wth

[Anonymous No.]

OKTOBER FEEEEST

[Anonymous No.]

>>58401954
Not now, Medic.

[Anonymous No.]

Use the american solution hakka

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fVkl3iuCR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fVkl3iuCR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fVkl3iuCR4

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri can we get a schedule pls?

[Anonymous No.]

I guess Axel is visiting the national park or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>58400290
I want kids with Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

Koipanions aren't so bad
https://twitter.com/JettoTanku/status/1701758742583181644

[Anonymous No.]

>>58402534
Uhmm hakkshually you meant collab with Hakka and create ocs together.

[Anonymous No.]

no camo for hermanito... its joever

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna teach Hakka how to shoot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58402914
Based. Imagine a boys at the range off collab.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58402736
No, I want to have mixed babies with him, feed them lots of strawberries, and see picrel every morning is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58403057
I would pay to see that

[Anonymous No.]

>>58402123
Let mama rest he'll be back when he's back

[Anonymous No.]

>>58402914
>>58403057
I've thought about that before. No way in hell management would allow it, or I'd get into Tempus just to do it myself. I have this weirdly deep instinctual desire to make sure that people I like are armed and skilled with guns. I have started to feel this about some of the boys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58403233
Sleepy Hakka with his hair down is so sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>58403233
>>58403792
Why is there so much art of him in that state? He's so fucking cute, it's not fair. The fact that he's a boy is the only thing keeping me from yume-ing.

[Anonymous No.]

Axels Halloween music may be delayed because everyone is busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58404256
Oh damn, I hope it doesn't get cancelled...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58404256
Oh man that sucks

[Anonymous No.]

aniki called me cute, I'm winning

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>>58404744
he called us all cute, whore

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>>58404033
bcs eepy birb cute

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>>58404033
He already looks very feminine so with his hair down he looks extra cute. I really hope for his next outfit to have a hair down toggle please cover no short hair Hakka please please please

[Anonymous No.]

I think Axel's parents would be prouder of Axel graduating in the Uni than anything he's ever gonna achieve in Holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

hes answering axelotl primes post again

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>>58405201
At least one of them is Asian, so yes.

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>>58405417
I thought they were both Asian? Mom's Japanese and father Chinese(ish)?

[Anonymous No.]

>Come to Papa
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the final boss?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug him.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit I thought that was in game rain kek

[Anonymous No.]

wtf, does this guy live in a wooden hut with a tin roof?

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>>58406614
No, but he lives in a literal town in the middle of a south american jungle so when it rains, it FUCKING pours.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sick ass yo, nice ass, nice glizzy and nice ass

[Anonymous No.]

Another cooking stream in Japan....which part of his body is he gonna show next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58407184
his glizzy

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>>58407389
ToT please

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>>58406614
>>58406808
He's probably playing like this. He's just like me, fr fr. Except it wasn't caused by a rainforest for me, it was Floridian hurricanes and poverty, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58404033
>spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

Spore ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

Maguni :(

[Anonymous No.]

Kin....tama......

[Anonymous No.]

>>58390094
Most kino stream he's done yet, Yūreion is pure sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Shintare VR sex incoming...

[Anonymous No.]

i miss these stupid assholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>58408777
Discord sex isn't enough anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>58408796
It's time to let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58408796
I don't

[Anonymous No.]

MANAGEMENT HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>Management shot down the Tempus dildos
MANAGEMENT HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>axel suggested tempus dildos for next april fools and manechan told him to shut his bitch ass mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn get an official dingo knot dildo
MANAGEMENT HATE

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>>58409445
What a retard lmao

[Anonymous No.]

KEK, love Axel

[Anonymous No.]

MANAGEMENT HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE MANAGERS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MANAGERS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR MANAGEMENT. HATE. HATE.

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>>58409445
>>58409440
they told him to shut up because theyre already in production

[Anonymous No.]

>>58156399
Sorry buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>58409712
Hornypanion...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is gonna breed the Axelotls, it's my chance to have sex with cute girls

[Anonymous No.]

Axel wants an axelotl breeding farm...

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>>58410101
Are Axelotl girls cute? The boys seem pretty cute, but they also seem pretty retarded. Not "almost retarded," like the meme. Pretty retarded.

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>>58410508
you've seen male axelotls????

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>>58410508
all the axel cosplayers i saw were cute girls so maybe

[Anonymous No.]

Man.. the Pikmin stream is reminding me so much of Grounded with all these big normal objects

[Anonymous No.]

I will never feel Altare's cock inside me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58410835
Shouldn't have left Tempus, Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>58410650
Yeah, they keep getting into my house somehow. Probably because it's an old house and the windows aren't properly sealed.

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>>58411018
I was talking about the dildo

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>>58411088
Unrelated, but what would you guys do if you happened to have like 30-50 Axelotls in a closet somewhere? No reason, just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58393626
He grow up in Australia. That explains everything. No need to bring some stupid nihoronjin bullshit.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>58412174
I miss that era. I miss Dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58411403
i will breed them until the perfect axelotl is birthed

[Anonymous No.]

>>58412174
she is really a real dad. left them to get milk and cigarettes...

[Anonymous No.]

>Drawing Flayon schizo lore man
>Thinking how he's like a space train conductor
>Wait a second
>Space train conductor?
What did Flayon mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>58412174
Dumb Axel, should've gone to the ankles

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1701809288837267756

[Anonymous No.]

:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>58412835

[Anonymous No.]

>>58412364
But what is the perfect axolotl used for? Either way, get fucking, or I'll shoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58412174
>irrelevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>58413021
to love axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>58412529
i only played limbus company for an hour but i think they had something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>58412532
Dogs will always go for the first limb they're offered. You hold your off hand out in front you, wrapped in your coat, so they'll grab that, and you can stab them with the knife your dominant hand.

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>>58413455 (me)
also dragon quest 9 had like an angel heaven train

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>>58412718
>EO nowhere to be found
>Starfield brainrot about to set in
it's owari...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58413455
Yeah, it's not something super unique, but it is kind of funny when there's already a space train conductor guy in stars

[Anonymous No.]

>>58412174
Bitch used them for a couple of months to get anti idol culture points and then throw them away like garbage.

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>>58412305
Did you really think she cared? She ghosted the jp stars for 2 years, then pretended to be close to tempus before ghosting them as well.

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>>58413748
More like only vesper and magni were interested in collabing in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>58413857
>>58413974
She still cares about them anons, it's not like they immediately stopped talking or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58413857
>ghosted
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58414106
>it's not like they immediately stopped talking or some shit
Oh yeah, just like how she still talks to Rikka right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58413857
Shut up retard, holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>58409445
>Will never get the Vesper and Magni dildos
I'm throwing myself off a building

[Anonymous No.]

>>58414106
>Ignores the stars for two years
>Tempus debuts and she's suddenly a starmin saying that she's the dad and keeps initiation collabs
>After a month she slows down and only collabs with Magnoir
>Then she stops interacting with Magnoir
>Magnoir graduates and doesn't say anything for a week until a supa asks her about it
Yeah, she definitely cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58414265
Would you like to tell the thread how Mori hurt your feelings, Anon? Were you under the impression that you were dating? Perhaps she reminds you of your mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58414265
Oh sorry, I didn't know you were in dms and knew how much each talent communicates with the other.

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>>58414265
I know i shouldn't be about this when there is a stream happening but, in all honesty its probably cuz she is constantly busy, im pretty sure mori is a self admitted workaholic, that plus how the boys are kind of passive when it comes to these kind of collabs make it harder for things to well, happen.

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>>58414265
Look whether you believe me or not, is irrelevant. They're good friends beyond what streams showed, and that's not really a secret.

FYI, she also included a little GUN stream reference, blink twice and you'll miss it.

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>>58414381
>2 years ago.
>Was really quiet in said collab, Rikka resulted to english to get her to talk.
>Didn't interact with him after that until he appeared on her birthday a year later.
>"I support Holostars!"
>Hasn't interacted with him evr since.

[Anonymous No.]

HAKKA DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

STFU RETARDS HAKKA DID IT!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58414509
>>58414512
>>58414572

>>58414685

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>>58414685
this is why you can't give an inch to homobeggars, you give them a cool collab songs and couple streams/appearances and they will still hate your oshi unless they get fucking married

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>>58414572
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

I KNEW THE BOY COULD DO IT. HE'S LATINO, WHICH IS A STONE'S THROW FROM ITALIAN.

[Anonymous No.]

I made Hakka laugh when I called him a gamer. Man I like Hakka.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuckbeats leave the thread. Mori is not cool just because she made some twitter users mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58414805
Shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>58414685
>>58414805
Aw man I got baited by SEAfags? embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

DONT CARE ABOUT LOW ENERGY FAGGOTRY HAKKA JUST BEAT THE PIZZA GAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>58414805
>>58414911
>New IPs
Falseflagging catalogniggers pls go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care about the pink woman but all you fags who argue with every baiter who comes by make her look infinitely worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>58412529
>>58413455
>>58413735
The trains in space thing immediately made me think of sunless skies, which feels like something flayon might play idk

[Anonymous No.]

great we all got falseflagged, whatever, hakka won, now i gotta go and finish the game myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Good job Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>58414964
HAKKA IS A GAYMER

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>>58415022
Beat WAR in one save I believe in you nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415039
FUCK YOU, HAKKA IS A HETEROSEXUAL QTp

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>>58414106
It was just business from the very beginning. Omegao thought it would boost Holostars numbers when all it did was cause a silver war between Hololive and Holostars fans. If Mori really cared the way Cover led us to believe, she wouldn't have unsubscribed everyone.

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>>58414890
We need a Hakka edit of picrel. Would he be the one smacking? or would he be getting smacked in the ass?

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka x Rio chupado real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415039
BETTER THAN BEIN GAY OR SEANIG (SAME THING LOL)

[Anonymous No.]

Holy mother of baits

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415143
Who's the next most Italian Tempus member?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415176
Ma.. mag... I'm forgetting his name...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415143
Hakka definitely does the smacking. Now whose ass would it be is the question? Magni's is fat but hmmm I vote Shinri's tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415260
Bilbo Maggins, I think. Pretty sure. It's been a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415143
Hakka smacking Aruran's ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>58413234
This screenshot cuts out the "haters are ____"

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415260
Magzoin hakka was his name

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>>58415081
ill try to report back later, for now i gotta go take a shit

[Anonymous No.]

BAIL MY HERMANITO OUT OF JAIL HE DINDU NUFFIN

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka getting snotty approved definitely is the best playthrough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415395
Shhh, let them jack off to their mental gymnastics

[Anonymous No.]

Took my huge fucking cat outside but then the fat fuck got scared by a a squirrel and crawled up this tree and I don't think he knows the way back down. Stupid fat fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415365
Oh yeah that would work best kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415099
>HETEROSEXUAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415365
kek perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415527
I got him

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415564
NTA but I actually really think he is, and just likes men in 2D only which iirc has said that on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>58413857
Given how often she collabed with Magni and Vesper, there would be nothing to pretend about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415669
But he's married to bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415753
*Divorced

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415669
>Likes men in 2d only
The birdie...he is me

[Anonymous No.]

When is Bettel 2 gonna debut? I want my twin idol unit already.
https://youtu.be/-f4gvmbpTwk?si=GhCSPXFCZlh3fMxB

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415833
There won't be any divorce without marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415881
I hope he never shows up again, he's an obnoxious prick.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori has to reupload the cover with 2 ugly boys replaced with flay and betl

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415881
no more boring streamer please

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415953
He only did it for the green card...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58416084
That's your brother you're badmouthing

[Anonymous No.]

>>58415881
no more nepotism or family hires please and especially no more applications sent in as a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>58416084
Yeah it seems like Bettel 2 might have autism, as well as a crippling need to one up his brother whenever possible. Fuwawa's bad enough, do you really want Tempus Fuwawa?

[Anonymous No.]

I love /MANS/ even if you are a bunch of bait biting jobbing retards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58416190
Ok, that was funny kek
But really now, the two times he was on screen he didn't add anything relevant and sounded like one of those "intellectual" leftists that is too good for mere people

[Anonymous No.]

The falseflaggers didn't left I see

[Anonymous No.]

>gavis macaws
>why are they laughing?
>>58416405
are you weedanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>58416405
Wuv you too anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>58416392
I stopped watching them because I wanted less of her and more of the other, but she was the main one and that frustrated me. Also they talk like retards and that annoyed me really fast
>>58416405
I love you too but only sometimes

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>>58416477
They see a holo's name and have to shit the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58416531
Nope, those are actually Hakka's drawings of Tempus and pako sensei

[Anonymous No.]

>>58416540
FREE MY NIGGA WTF

[Anonymous No.]

>>58416633
guys Hakka is weedanon oh right, the faces look familiar to me now. Didn't watch as much Hakka until recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>58416752
The one in the bottom left is Pako, before you ask

[Anonymous No.]

Hehehe no one will know I love Gavis Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>58416405
Whos the guy next to Pako

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417081
... we are still on page 7 nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417081
Not so fast, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417126
I think it's Yagoo? It was a stream close to debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417065
No I recognize who each one is, the art style threw me off tho. Havent seen Hakka's silly drawings since his debut and it only just clicked "that's how Hakka draws"

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417181
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417166
Silence Phantom, does Bettel know you're smoking the devil's lettuce?

[Anonymous No.]

You reckon Hakka is gonna play Hi-Fi Rush next week if he beats DMC tomorrow?
I originally really only wanted to watch Leader playing it but I think it also fits Hakka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58416405
Wait, now that at I look at it he drew Yagoo, Shinri and Flay darker than the rest wdhmbt...?
>>58417322
Someone recomended it to him a long time ago, we'll see if he remembers it

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417322
He said he was interested when Leader was playing, probably if he doesn’t have anything else planned

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417408
I mean he watched Altare playing it today even if just for a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine making sweet love to your jesterwife while this fat fuck sits on the bedframe just staring

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417485
Man why did they make him that fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417481
Ah, I missed leader's stream and haven't watched the vod, then yeah like >>58417452 said.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417485
>not making out with your jesterwife while fucking the butthole onahole in the Phantom plushie

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417555
Bettel fed him too many doggy treats

[Anonymous No.]

amazing frame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4zMn2fV2n4

[Anonymous No.]

I love you, /MANS/. Goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417555
Bettel likes him nice and chonky
Also better for the tempura to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417589
You'd fuck a plushie of your jesterwife's dog over your own jesterwife? Are you damaged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417629
SOVL

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417792
Good night and sweet dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417887
chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>58417887
HEY STOP BETRAYING ME
>>58418024
TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF HER

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat Axel's cum

[Anonymous No.]

Good night MANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>58418803
Good night anon.
>>58418179
I'm just here to tell anons to have a good night, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58418747
New merch idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>58418915
It's honest work

[Anonymous No.]

dead world_

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know the hashtag to recommend things to Hakka? Does he even check it? I thought it was Hakkommendations, but I find nothing with it.
>>58419287
very true

[Anonymous No.]

Has Axel said anything about the Valo Vsai? I think it's gonna be held in November

[Anonymous No.]

Convincing Flay to try drinking again! Non consensually groping him when he's too drunk to know what's going on! Hoping he doesn't remember anything when he wakes up hours later!

[Anonymous No.]

Does hololive have FNAF perms?