/gem/ - Koseki Bijou General

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>Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com@KosekiBijou
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kosekibijou

>Streams
LIVE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDZb2nozSZE
Previous stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry6tv4TelAo
Debut stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpAQib0T5v0

>Shorts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPeQamBdDi0

>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akn_Gdi05Ys

>Merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-koseki-bijou
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut

>Previous
>>58011886

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BIBOO LOVE

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Schedule:

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>>58025685
Schedule

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Biboo cute!

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wife

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taking a sippy of water

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WE know biboo

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mamaseki is not going to be happy to hear that

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Kaela is teaching Biboo to not give a fuck

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I also go to sleep at 5AM
or later...

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>>58025844
True Pebbles know. Concernfags dont, or rather they dont care.

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>>58025844
If she says "well some of you know" I will be 100% in on the /here/ rrat

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Biboo said that and there's STILL people telling her to rest

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This is the greatest collab, it's everything I wanted and more. Today is a beeping great day

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>>58025869
based

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Kaela being the hunter gatherer while Biboo just cutely builds a bathroom is making me feel things.

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I love my endurance gamer rock wife

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>>58025908
Even Korone gets that during her 24 streamathons, people tell them to shut up and they won't.

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I'm curious if this game is just procedurally generated and it goes on infinitely or if there is a set size of the map and they just float in different directions over time

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Bijou Love!

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>>58025685

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that's a cozy shitter

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>>58026022

it has a story that ends per the let's play I watched. it just takes a while since you're paddling and then building engines to go from island to island.

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>>58026022
There's a story and an endgame. I think it continues indefinitely like this if you don't advance it though

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>>58026022
It's a set size, but more will start to appear as you do things, like getting coordinates for islands.

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>>58026042
SPIT THAT OUT YOU FUCKER

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>>58026095
so will you just change directions of what way you are floating then? like if its a giant cube when you get close to the edge of said cube will it loop you to the other side of the cube or will you drift a different way

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Reminder that we love futanaris here and wouldn't shame anyone for it

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>>58026100
too late, I became the rock candy EATER

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>Biboo sits on the toilet in game and goes completely silent
>Looks out the window, then her eyes start freaking out a bit
>Then looks normal but still silent for 20ish seconds
>Then randomly starts dancing still silently for a bit longer
>Finally starts talking again
She 100% used a gamer bottle here. She muted, then peed into her bottle, and her dance was some combination of either being nervous peeing on stream, readjusting after peeing on stream, shaking out the last of her pee like when you shake your dick, or pretending to act natural.
There is no way anyone can convince me otherwise.
I initially took a screenshot because it reminded me of the first HoloMyth Minecraft Christmas guerrila collab where everyone joined Gura to launch someone into space, and at the end Gura just silently looks over the horizon in awe.
I thought Biboo was doing that but SHE WAS PEEING

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>>58026146
If I had to guess, the game works like a grid, adjacent cells load objects that you will encounter if you go in that direction. because it uses the same starting seed it doesn't matter if you leave the cell behind and come back later, it will reload the objects it's supposed to have

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Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR2KkwAVGHo

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kaela stinky
biboo stinky

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UWOOOH STINKY ROCK

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>>58026282

I agree. She closed her eyes for a while like when you're having a good piss

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This has been my favorite collab of hers so far.

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>>58026282

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Anyone have the bijou blast soundpost where she actually says "bijou blast"?

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Bijou is going to be so upset if the shark bites off a load bearing tile

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>>58026435
Its not even close for me. Mooms was great. I enjoyed the Mori Undertale stream.
But neither come close to this one.

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>>58026282

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>>58026502
I still think the moom one was better but this is great in a different way. It's just a slow comfy burn rather than unhinged brain smoothing.

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my saliva glands are contracting from warhead memories

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Ela still debugging her mobile setup

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I just realized Biboo's deaths are probably because health is covered by phone again

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USbros know these. Your mouth just puckered up seeing this package.

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>>58026668
Lemon would literally murder you and piss on your body.

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I dont like sour, the sourest thing I eat are sour cherry blasters

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>>58026668
Ridiculous candy. Don't know how they sell enough of it to stay in business outside of a one-off dare based economy.

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Any confirmed idol meetings? Bottles or diaper confirmed?

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>>58026668

That shit is awful. It's just an overdose of citric acid

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>>58026718
the sensation could be kind of addictive

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>>58026726
We already know it's bottles. She tried changing the conversation about her bottles before.

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>>58026668
Not US but we also had something similar to this. I love it. I miss it.

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>>58026692
>"I don't like sour"
>eats sour things
If you really didn't like sour things the sourest thing you would eat would be mayonnaise.

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(she still hasn't eaten the second taco yet...)

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>>58026781
She's saving room for Ela's

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>>58026668
I don't know if I ever purposely bought them as a kid but I liked them. I liked the green ones.

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>>58026781
how long's it been sitting there
4 hours is the red zone

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>>58026781
in total over the last 24 hours she has probably consumed 200 calories, and will only eat another 300 calories today

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>>58026781
It's cold... She has to get up and microwave it, right?

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>>58026829
She ate one before the stream I think

So... 6.5 hours?

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>>58026861
considering she doesnt like hot drinks, no

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>>58026895
IT'S A FUCKING TACO YOU DON'T DRINK IT

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SHES PISSBOTTLING AGAIN

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>>58026879
she ate half of one before stream, she finished the other half during it. She bought three in total.

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>>58026718
Same reason why spice/hot sauce companies exist.
People enjoy extremes. A surprising amount actually.

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>>58026861
She is a gamer, you think she is gonna get up and microwave them? She has no time for that.

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>>58026916
>doesn’t drink their tacos.

I have bad news anon.

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>>58026916
Anon...

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>>58026916
She literally ate the one half of the first on stream without getting up.
Those tacos are sitting next to her and she isnt going to get up to reheat them. Bet.

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I bet Biboo made some of those Americanized tacos with flour tortillas.

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>>58027068
She went out and bought them earlier before stream and said she has a special dipping sauce for them.
She got them from a local taco shop.

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>>58027068
She bought them, so it's probably worse than that.

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>>58027068
She said she only really cooks Asian food

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>>58026916
>YOU DON'T DRINK IT

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>>58027090
>>58027098
I bet it was taco bell. Imagine the aftermath in that bucket when the stream ends.

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pebblebros, I think I love biboo
we're gonna have her for a long time huh...

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>>58027068
American here. I'm told this is heretical, but I just enjoy flour tortillas so much more than corn ones.

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>>58027098
Aren't local tacos in california supposed to be really good?

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Has chat asked her to say biboo 10 times really fast yet? Like a tongue twister?

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>>58027125
Also said it was not Taco Bell.
Its like you Pebbles dont even participate in prechat with her...

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She probably got tacos from taco bell, and the calories in the taco are 165 per taco, if those three tacos are the only thing she is eating today she is only eating 495 calories every 24 hours on average. At that level she is going to die in a few months. She needs an actual intervention or something, someone from cover needs to help this girl.

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>>58027165
She said that but that doesn't mean I believe it. I'd be embarassed to buy that too.

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>>58027125
Please don't call me "that bucket", that's rude!

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>>58027195
I'd say she's lucky to hit 600-800 calories a day.

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>>58027195
She also has coffee that's chock full of syrups and shit. She's fine.

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>>58027165
then it better be a real taco

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>>58027195
my cum

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>>58027228
Shut up bucket.

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she probably eats a lot after streams

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>>58027200
Unless you can get a birria dip at Taco Bell, she did not get it from there.
Also, imagine not trusting gemwife.
Could not be me.

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>>58027291
you must be new

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>>58027157
Her name is litterally 2 syllables

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>>58026282

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>>58027195
How new are you to Hololive? Some of the JP girls literally have worse diets than biboo and they are still alive, she will be fine.

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>>58027253
considering she goes literal days without eating, no she isnt

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>>58027345
eating garbage food is still better than eating nothing at all, I would argue that Bijou has the worst eating habits and diet in all of hololive

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>>58027359
If Ela can go days without sleeping, then Biboo can go days without eating as well

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>>58027345
People really underestimate how adaptive the human body is to poor diets and habits. Watch/read up on Iggy Pops life as a young person and be amazed that dudes somehow still alive.

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>>58027292

She bought quesabirria for a 12 hr stream??? That's demented lol, sasuga Biboo

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>>58027325
That isnt the point but nvm. Guess it’ll just give the clippers new material

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>>58027426
you know nothing of biology

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she's literally a rock, idiots
rocks don't eat

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>>58027500
And you know nothing of geology

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>ENTER A KNIFE

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>>58027544
too big, rigger hate

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>>58027068
corn tortillas are a meme and taste bad. They also fall apart instantly, so good luck eating one that is more than ten minutes old.

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5hrs left

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>>58027758

flour tortillas only belong in burritos you beeping schmuck

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>>58027827
Perhaps you can put that burrito where it belongs!

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>>58027827
Burritos are just cozy tacos. Mexicans need to stop pretending that they have more than one dish when all they do is toss beans, corn, and cheese into a tortilla every time

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>>58027768
no..

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I have never had a taco or burrito. I don't think i've had anything considered general mexican food.

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>>58027758
>They also fall apart instantly,
only the shit ones, corn tortillas are way better than the flour ones but those still can be used in burritos or flautas, which are very tasty
t. taco

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>>58027877
just eat some canned beans, should be mexican enough

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>>58027855
Into my mouth, yes sir
>>58027863
I think it's just creative how you can get burritos, tacos flautas, birria, enchiladas, and chilaquiles from the ingredients you mentioned. It's just the preparation that makes a difference

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>>58027768
She's testing us. How can we ever correct her if we can't last 12 hours? This brat...

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>>58027914
kidney beans? white beans?

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Biboo has a nesting instinct, trying to make this raft a home...

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>>58027877

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>>58028035
black or refried

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>>58028035

How did you manage to not say black or pinto beans? Kidney beans belong in chili and I don't even know what white beans are.

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>>58028074
white beans are normal beans after they commit a crime

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Tacos in corn or flour shells are good to me.
Because I like tacos.
Especially Biboos.
Elas is nice too.

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>>58027863
Burritos are really just circular south of the border sandwiches anyway.

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>>58028074
>Kidney beans belong in chili
You shut your fucking filthy mouth. NO beans belong in chili. Beans are a peasant filler food. If your chili has room for beans, then it has room for more beef. In this thread, we eat Texas-style chili or none at all.

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>>58028074
I think hes talking about frijoles bayos

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>>58027396
Holos with a remotely healthy lifestyle are a tiny minority.

JP has folks like Matsuri who regularly goes on "diets" so extreme (read: simply not consuming anything but water for weeks) they put her in the hospital.
Watame has gotten a lot better recently but for a very long time she basically didn't eat anything but the occasional handful of chips during supacha readings either, since she just "wasn't really hungry". Couple that with daily 8h+ streams, singing/dance lessons, recordings, etc and zero breaks/off days whatsoever and she was all but killing herself, it got so bad that ontop of forcing her to take mandated days off her manager started bringing her dinner every other day and would not leave until she saw her eat it.

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>>58028180
I’m confused why are you putting meat in your vegan chili?

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>>58028180

I've only ever had wendy's chili

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>>58028239
FAUNA GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>58028074
why the BEEP would you take something you pissed out and PUT IT IN YOUR BEEPIN CHILLI?!

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>>58028197
yeah, what im saying is that Bijou needs something like that

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>>58028197
only korone has a healthy diet

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DIRT!

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>>58028251
you're thinking of a kidney stone chumbud.

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>>58028246
Oh dear lord.
Please for the love of god get some actual chili my friend. You really have no idea what you are missing.
Hell, make it yourself, its EXTREMELY easy to do.

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>>58028197

oh, that tracks. I just know Kronii blended her subway sandwiches like a savage, so I assume every holo is fucked up in some way

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>>58028310
Why would I eat meatsauce when I can eat meat with sauce?

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>>58028273
most hags in holo have a good/healthy diet, probably because they enjoy cooking.

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Why yes I put beans in my chili and eat pineapple pizza

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This collab is my daughterwife and the adult woman I am dating to throw the authorities off the trail

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>>58028362
Oyakodon oyakodon oyakodon.

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how does chili tastes?

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>>58028352
...
No comment.

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>>58028419
it's pretty cool

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>>58028419
spicy ground meat

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>>58028355
they are cooking for me

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>>58028419
What kind of chili are we talking?
Most chilis Im familiar with are a tomato base with ground beef, tomatoes, and peppers.
And its great. Get the right kind of spices in there and its good stuff.

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>>58028419
It's kinda like a spicy stew, I guess?

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>>58028419
Don't tell the beefheads but my personal favorite is chicken chili with chickpeas

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>>58028506
Chicken chili is honestly not bad. I'm a beefhead traditionalist for life when it comes to my own chili cooking, but I will absolutely scarf some chicken chili down if it's offered.

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Watamelon mention

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Biboo being so big on interior decoration is good tidings for minecraft aficionados

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7 hours

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>>58028595
I'm expecting minecraft autism from her. Every moment not streaming spent on the server levels. She hasn't played it before so it's going to pull her in so hard when she does.

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>>58028546
god if cover made a watamelon plushie i would buy it up in a heart beat i need one

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>>58028633
Maybe she’s sitting in a kiddie pool.

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>>58028441
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>>58028504
>>58028506
it looks tasty, I might give it a try

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>>58028595
Mind numbing nether grinding streams. It only ends when they finish mining the last netherblock in the nether.

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btw why wasnt this a minecraft collab?

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raft is fucking boring how can they play this game for 7 hours straight

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>>58028737
Bijou wants her first time in MC to be special with all her genmates.

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>>58028759
rissa....

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>>58028737
biboo probably wants to wait until she can properly have a collab with her genmates before collabing with anyone else on mc

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>>58028737
Biboo wanted it to play it with advent first.

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because of the ISP fuckup yesterday we missed a 12 hour Minecraft collab but this isn't so bad.

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>>58028419
It's great in a bag of chips.

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>>58028879
Chili Frito pie is legit, but if we're talking local chili mixes, the Midwest chili mac is my go-to.

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>>58028852
sad but I'm not worried about there being no more Ela or no more MC with biboo. Rissa couldn't be sure of either of those things.

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>>58028780
Are you really surprised at this stage?

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>>58028780
Didn't people say she would visit the old EN server, not the new one?

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>>58028724
kaela's big dumb beacon of insanity...

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Incoming 24 hours minecraft collab

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>>58028968
She did tour the ruins, there's plenty left for advent. Not like rissa learned how to really play either.

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>>58028780
Rissa will be there for Biboo's first time in MC, don't worry about that.

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>>58028852
It sucks, but this will not be the last Biboo/Ela stream.
I have a feeling these two will be super close with each other, wouldnt be surprised to see collabs with her the most.

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How many times has she gone to the bathroom

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>>58029040
she doesnt drink enough water to go to the bathroom

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>>58028879
Fritos hate. They just taste incredibly salty to me.

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>>58029015
rissa is the fakest "oh yes i'm a beginner i only dabbed into it a bit"

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>>58028980
Excuse me, its called "Dedication".
Get it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spVuFwKJnBA

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>>58029032
They're planning to do the minecraft collab next week if possible

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>>58029068
That quality makes them a good last-minute addition to something that is undersalted. Kicks up the salt levels and adds a burst of crunchyness.

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This Kaela Kowalskia sounds like a 45 years old lady

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biboo cute growling

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>>58029106
hot

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>>58029106
I WILL fertilize her last egg.

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>>58029133
And biboo's first

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>>58029106
She's younger than Biboo

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>>58029078
kinda respect the hustle to get in a woman's pants, reminds me of shit I've done

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>>58029133
I've never heard this statement before holy fuck that's hilarious

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>>58029133
The child will be both autistic and a downy. Is it truly worth it?

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>>58029221
you hear that a lot in /hag/

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>>58029253
The child will play minecraft 2 with his mind and i'm all for it.

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Biboo is being a total wife in the collab. wife mode

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>>58029253
yeah, because I'll be able to drink kaela's milk

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>>58029332
I want Kaela to be my mommy..

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The way she nonchalantly calls Kaela mom gets me all warm.

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They're seemingly on the verge of teching up a bit. I never watched raft for this long.

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They're like a married couple.

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NOBODY PUTS KAELA IN THE CORNER

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that laugh biboo let out just now when kaela read the sign was so fucking genuine, it sounded different - did anyone else notice?

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>Kaela is now Harry Potter

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NO CLIP CHAIR

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>>58029459
Good thing she put her in the cornr instead.

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>>58029332
>>58029359
You will never be Kaela's living gamer chair that she rides on for hours while endurance streaming. Why live?

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> watching girls doing retarded noises at 3:40 am
this is happiness fuckk

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Almost 8 hours in and they still play off each other so well and are energetic. I love them so much.
Please let these collabs be somewhat regular.

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tskr indeed.

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grr!

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>>58029606
>Regular collabs between branches
It doesn't really happen, does it?

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>>58029628
FlareRyS says hi.

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I want Kaela to give biboo tummy raspberries.

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Kaela's autism is leaking in their first collab, not bad Biboo

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Bros I'm fading

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I may fall asleep before they're done so just in case I'll drop these here
https://litter.catbox.moe/ve7m88.webm
https://litter.catbox.moe/jnaoju.webm
https://litter.catbox.moe/31503t.webm

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>>58029628
no reason it can't. Honestly given what I've heard of bijou she seems like she's wanted someone who can match her, and ela is that and more.

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>>58029671
Well I'm glad to be wrong here.

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>>58029696
>>58029699
sleep tight pebbles. Thanks koifriend.

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>>58029628
If it weren't for being busy in Japan, Kaela could collab at any hour and on any day of the week

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>>58029699
Nice work

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>>58029740
Yeah, its pretty much just Splatoon, but they play with each other fairly often. Usually 2-3 times a month.

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>>58029699
Good stuff
Thanks for all the material today

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>8 hours and counting
Biboo could take all 50 pebbles in this thread for almost 10 min each at this point and come out on top
Keep going you gaki, make it 15 min each

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did she (try to) eat the second taco yet?

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>>58029829
sadly I have to bow out because its 3am now, sometimes I wish I was on the other coast

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>>58029870
Nope.
Im beginning to question if she'll even get through the 2nd before ending.

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>>58029870
no, and I doubt she is going to eat any more tonight

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>>58029829
>10 min
I don't think I'd last that long

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Aggressive futa Kaela with stockholm syndrome Bijou is my fetish

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>>58029829
the endurance of the brat might be entering irreformable territory

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>>58029920
I absolutely would not.
I am weak.

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Hot and steamy lesbian off collab when

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Who the fuck is Kaela
How can anyone understand a single word she's saying through her obnoxiously thick accent
Why are these two streaming together when they have zero chemistry
Why have they been playing such a mind-numbingly boring game for 8 hours

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impressively low effort

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sex with kaela while biboo is trapped in the raft chest

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SEA times
I'm not even surprised

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Soup!

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>>58030127
Damn brat...

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>>58030127
>uppies
>fingies
>steppies
>cockies

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>>58030127
I want to poke her cheeks so bad

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>>58030185
incorrect, she'd absolutely call them thingies

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Bibou the rrat slayer

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>>58029877
Even here on the other coast, the kusogaki's going to outlast most everyone with a job to go to tomorrow if she goes for 12 hrs, hell even the kids in chat people keep complaining about may have to bow out
I'm legitimately impressed that the stream seemed to be at around peak 9k pebbles at more reasonable hours and hasn't seen much movement from there, wonder how many will survive to the very end
Then again Bijou had pretty nonzero numbers at her dead Minecraft stream. Pebbles are a loyal bunch, if not somewhat retarded, but perhaps that's for the best - tards can be wrangled and bakas taught more reliably than loyalty can be instilled

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>>58030185
cunkies

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>>58030127
I want to feed her cookies

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>>58030320
I'll be here for the entire stream, she started pretty soon after I woke up.

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>>58030320

Exposure to Biboo makes me loss brain cells and become more loyal

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>>58030320
I'm gonna bow out before 7 AM but I'm keeping her stream open the entire time I'm asleep to support her

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>>58030320
Ill be here til the end.

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>>58030320
she started at 8am on a day off for me, has been great

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>>58030320
I'm out in an hour, CST. That's as far as this ojii-san can go

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Holy shit, I watched Shiori's stream, worked out, took a shower, and the rock's still live. Biboo's built different.

[Anonymous No.]

rat mating press

[Anonymous No.]

just got back what the fuck happened to the raft kek
why is biboo skulking around an actual boat with a spear, did she murderhobo the owner
thought they were joking about this game having a plot

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030320
I'll have to go to sleep just because I didn't sleep last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030499
>Holy shit the 12 hour collab has been going for longer than 8 hours
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030320
I've been watching since she started and I'll probably be up 4 more hours after she ends so basically around the time she goes to bed

[Anonymous No.]

I'm cst but I work on rotation. The price I pay for watching this to the end is being out of the loop for two weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if they still have Satisfactory perms after Botan played it last year. A 10+ hour stream Kaela doing autistic production line optimization while Biboo color coordinates everything would be kino.

>>58030425
>I'm keeping her stream open the entire time I'm asleep to support her
Same here. I plan on falling asleep to her stream audio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030525

yeah theres NPCs and bigger ships with puzzles that lead you to other boats

[Anonymous No.]

Remember brothers. She has yet to take an idol meeting. If she isn't a bottler or a diaper user her bladder must be pressurized by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030499
It's good to know that Biboo + Kaela turned out to be exactly what I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030681
Has to be diapers.... I know it was funny to joke about gamer bottles but I don't understand the logistics of that as a woman. Unless catheter anon was onto something.

[Anonymous No.]

>every other chat is a tourist going "wow 8 hours"
they all doubt biboo...

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi was probably biboos worst collab so far, why does she have to be so socially inept. Still decent though and I'm now convinced biboo can pull off a good collab with anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030765
These exist. I'm leaning towards diapers though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030765
it's not that complicated when you know where your own urethra is and take a couple minutes to practice using bottles

[Anonymous No.]

>>58029829
god, I wish.. she could do whatever she wanted to me

also, I really hope she continues endurances like this, be it collab or not, I love this so much and her, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030765
There's this girl funnel thing. The problem is that as a female you still have to clean it up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030793
A fucking deadbeat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030780
As soon as Ela made it known she was here for the long haul, I knew Biboo would commit too.
There was no way she was going to stop before Ela was ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030793
Who was your oshi? Because really I don't think she's had any that was truly bad, there were a couple that were kind of boring but not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030793
I don't think Nerissa is that socially inept, just a bit autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030806
>>58030826
I know women who have used these at festivals and they're designed to be used while standing. She's probably not using one of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030836
>>58030854
>>58030872
Interesting guesses but I'm a Tako. The game didn't help but it somehow felt like the most "shallow" collab she has done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030981
no you arent falseflagging digger, away

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030981
I thought it was fine. It was inoffensive cute background noise for the most part though. The chosen game was the issue, it requires just enough focus they couldn't zatsu well while also not being super entertaining to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>be bong
>wake up
>see biboo still streaming
>go to gym
>come home
>still streaming
Neat. Why does Kaela sound like a pajeet? This is my first time seeing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030981
I figured you were a Tako, really I think Ina and Biboo were fine they were just too busy caught up in early game busy work to actually bond, though Biboo did have fun messing with her senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031010
I'm not even saying it was bad; it's just disappointing how little I enjoyed a collab between my two favorite EN's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031068
Indonesia is like a slightly cleaner pajeet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030981
You're underselling that collab, it was pretty cute, them singing dango song was adorable every time. The game is the only thing holding them back there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031028
How come all the japanese could make entertaining collabs in that game ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031073
Its probably the weakest collab, but thats not to say it was bad.
As others have said, it was a mostly average, good background noise collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031073
Yeah, you could at least tell the girls were having fun at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031133
They're not doing tutorial content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030981
That collab was fine, though? Low-level MH is just shit content. You can't help that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031110
Previous ID gens didn't sound so pajeet-y tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031136
What's the strongest then

[Anonymous No.]

>>58030320
Kaela/Koyori/Koro-san trained me well at watching endurance stream
The girl start with K always stream really long for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031068
She's Indonesian
>Decide to look up to see if there's a slur for Indonesian people
>There isn't one but Indonesians have tons of slurs for everyone else.
Damn they have some hard bant words for their neighbors.

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>>58031133
I can't say i've watched the JP collabs. But my guess would be higher tier content, better gearing, or preexisting chemistry between them. MH is a fucking great game but not as a first stream where the two barely know each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031184
Current or Mooms.
Current if you ask me, others will likely say Moom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031197
Kiboo...

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>>58030981
Ina wasn't Biboo's worst collab, not when Goose Game exists.
Though it makes sense for Ina to have been one of her weaker partners. They haven't been talking offstream as much as Biboo has with people like Mumei and Kaela so they were in their "still feeling eachother out" phase. Combine that with the game choice and the collab not being super long meaning even less time to get as comfortable and it feels like an old first-time collab situation.
They'll be comfortable enough with eachother next time they collab so they just need to either tackle actual challenging content or find another game that fits them both like some comfy MC decorating

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031197
Wait they do actually all start with K

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031136
The weakest collab has to be goose game. It can be chalked up to teething issues but that one was straight up bad with Nerissa shutting down a lot of attempts Biboo was making to continue the conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031177
Kaela's accent is a mix between some Indonesian accents and a heavy influence from Singaporean English so maybe that's why

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031251
And now Koseki

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031214
>Damn they have some hard bant words for their neighbors.
Nobody hates SEAniggers more than SEAniggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031243
you forgot KOSEKI part

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031273
I don't remember anything from that collab

[Anonymous No.]

Oh jesus I keep going off to do other things and come back and she's still going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031273
What's funny is Rissa can do fine with Biboo if it's something she's feeling confident in like Terraria

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031273
Ill be completely honest.
I missed that one, and from everything I saw here, I never felt the need to go watch it.
Plus Rissa isnt really my cup of tea anyways, so I pretty much ignored it. So I cant comment on a collab I didnt watch.

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>>58031251
Vitamin K is powerful apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

I know it's rare within hololive but why do so many people freak out about 8 hours? Have you never had a job?

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>>58031310
There really wasn't anything is the thing. Biboo was trying to talk a lot since it's a fairly basic game while Nerissa was super focused on it. It lead to a lot of awkward moments of her just ignoring biboo's talking points. Bear in mind I don't even dislike Nerissa, I though the terraria colab with just her and biboo was kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031400
I missed Rissaboo in terraria because it was open vc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031384
>rare within hololive
you answered your own question

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031384
8+ hours for a stream, especially with someone else can be very taxing. Have to remember, you have to be "on" pretty much the entire time.
Its why it doesnt happen too often with other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031384
because they're FOTM anime watchers and treat hololive as if it's their personal anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031384
you have to keep talking for 8 hours non stop dude , most people won't even last at first hour
which explained why some can only stream 1-2 hour at most

[Anonymous No.]

It's like the same comments over and over again in chat about sleeping, and now number posting.

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>>58031133
Honestly I think MonHun's gameplay/streaming issues extend across language barriers, if you don't like watching someone rolling around punching the ankles of a monster 4x the size of the screen even super high end speedrun play isn't going to be entertaining
If you like the JP collabs more, I'd primarily chalk it up to them doing later game content that's flashier and at least more threatening to the player as other anons said, I generally don't recall them having much bandwidth to talk much while fighting either.
I guess a lot of the JP ones I've seen had someone like FBK who's constantly yelling and being high energy any time the monster does something in her direction, but that's less collab-specific and more just streamers needing to pick up slack for the game

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>>58031384
Most people watching holo doesn't come from streaming culture especially from twitch.

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>>58031561
Some holos go for the endurance and can't match energy with the ones who are actually good at it, either. I tuned into a handful of Luna streams x hours in and she'd all but shut down. Which I don't blame her for, seeing as she has to maintain the luna character.

[Anonymous No.]

Sup Rockbros,
I think your oshi is really cool and I want to get into her streams but I just can't watch her. She makes my penis too confused. Like, my penis can fluctuate from rock hard to flaccid and vice versa in the span of a three minute clip of her streams. It's distracting and distressing. Any advice?

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>>58031652
They'll get used to it

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>>58031710
No, I'm pretty sure it's going to be the same shit each and every time a stream hits 5+ hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031384
I tried twitch streaming and my throat dried up at 1.5 hours. Also watching chat and making up banter is hard while also trying to play and not die. And this is without a face-cam yet. I’ll keep my day job in IT thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031384
Concernfaggotry is a shield with which FOMO can safely hide behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031690
>Any advice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031561
you underestimate people. anyone playing online games is in the voice chat or on discord either giving commands or talking about their daily life. Even in single player games ppl are in voicecall for hours because ... don't ask me

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031690
just go release a load then comeback

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>>58031710
This. The ones who are here for Biboo will stick around, the tourists will get filtered and chat will eventually be tolerable (you'll still get occasional concernfags who will end up leaving anyways).
If she does these sorts of streams more often, the faster the filtering will start.
I give it a few months.

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>>58031690
Chastity cage and send biboo the key

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031561
I've went for 18 hours straight while raiding with a bro over mumble back in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031800
Don't get your hopes up. Even a streaming monster like Kaela still gets them now

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031824
You werent streaming to 7,000+ people anon.
Its ALOT different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031690
Just do it you pussy
What's the matter, are you afraid of losing to a little magical girl

[Anonymous No.]

BIJOU IS SUSTAINED

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>>58031863
I mean I guess, but also it doesn't matter much for her in this case since she's totally focused on Kaela and looking at chat every 10 mins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031653
I remember Luna, slightly slurring, randomly joining a collab. Luna and Polka were hungry for any collab they could get in MonHun. Depends on the streamers skill and will to talk or just yell around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031855
>(you'll still get occasional concernfags who will end up leaving anyways)
Pemaloe chat is pretty tolerable otherwise. I believe it'll get to that point eventually.

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>>58031824
Yeah but did you do it all without peeing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031938
Yeah that's the one thing that's surprising me, all the other shit I already know she can handle it but goddamn she must have a bladder of steel.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Bijou to stream 8 hours every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031991
It's 100% a diaper at this stage and I refuse to believe otherwise. There hasn't been any hint of a bottle at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031938
Yes actually, when i'm gaming my internal organs shut off, I only had water with me, though I did stop for 2 mins to stretch a bit every 2 hours or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031991
Isn't that crazy but she is probably dehydrated. Not like you can't get through the night without pissing

[Anonymous No.]

diaper stocks are rising
bottlebros in shambles

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031991
She has a diaper on.

[Anonymous No.]

I swear I just saw a grey name comment saying “I was going to watch this vod but if you’re streaming for this long I won’t be”. Imagine not enjoying this great stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032025
Is your bladder that bad if you don't drink that much water?

[Anonymous No.]

BIBOO WEARS DIAPERS
I HAVE FEW PROOFS BUT NO DOUBTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031991
Don't worry about it, Kaela has been reminding her to hydrate

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032043
the strange biology of homo sapiens ludens

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032121
To be fair, unless the subject of the stream is a game you absolutely love and love watching, a vod of this length is impossible to sit through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032149
meant for >>58032090

[Anonymous No.]

What if her streaming setup is so close to her bathroom that its feasible that her Live2D can still capture her movements as shes pissing?
Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032152
Bijou said she feels the same which is why I don't find it that weird. Probably the reason she hasn't take a bite off of those other 2 tacos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032090
that or she is sweating a lot probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032186
>When the vod on 2x speed is the same as a normal vod at 1x speed

[Anonymous No.]

Is it really that bad to take breaks every so often? With a collab you can even alternate so someone covers your ass while you take a piss. I’ve seen twitch streamers take breaks for like 10 mins and it isnt a big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032231
I have felt that in certain moments, like a galciv II playthrough on the largest map. I probably went a 12h stretch without peeing.

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>>58031760
just being in voice chat is pretty different than constantly having to talk and fill empty air and be entertaining to a whole stream though, otherwise you end up like the literal 0 view streamers who are just playing the game and not saying anything
in my experience, it's generally also one or the other between gaming with someone who can talk about daily life constantly and someone who can stick around for 6-8+ hrs, the ones who can run their mouth constantly tap out relatively early and the ones with stamina don't maintain particular high energy, or convo outside the game. those who can do both at once are where streamer potential lies

though, this thread in general is conflating concern dumbassery in chat with how easy/hard it is to stream well for extended periods so eh

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032265
No? That's what they've been doing

[Anonymous No.]

Biboo forgot to eat. That's why she can't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032223
If she has enough space in there and enough wires, she can stream IN the bathroom the whole time you know. She may even be taking a dump while playing.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fully in on the wheelchair rrat now. Not many proof, but zero doubt, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032265
It isn't bad at all. In fact it's healthier to get up and stretch a bit every hour or so. It's what I'm doing while watching her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032223
That actually sounds like a brilliant idea, replace your chair with a toilet and stream bottomless. Just be sure to mute when you let it out or else you'll have a funny mark in your career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032407
Mori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032279
are we watching the same stream? the amount of silent or humming is enorm and that's a given by 8+hours. you find changing the shelf and books for 20 minutes entertaining?

[Anonymous No.]

11 hours... I don't know if I can make it bros

[Anonymous No.]

Currently baking one more time, but Ill likely be gone for the night afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032459
Unironically yes. Seeing my cute wife being so happy about decorating makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58031384
No one's touched on it yet, but in the EN audience at least, a lot of viewers seemingly conflate supporting being a good fan and supporting their oshi in her endeavors, with desperately trying to be helpful to their oshi when unsolicited, whether through a misguided sense of protecting them (the amount of EN comments I've seen that seem to think Bijou is an actual fucking JS loli IRL...) or just desperation to get acknowledgment and thanks from the streamer.
It's why all the concern bullshit is often phrased as "Remember to [stop! pay attention to this or that! sleep!]", and why it similarly gets out of hand if the streamer solicits any help from chat. See also: how obnoxious and aggressive chat got when Bijou asked for Save game reminders in Hitman, or when she asked for a Splash Party timer reminder once in AC6 (and how chat didn't stop spamming reminders for a good 10-20 min after she said they could stop, so on top of everything else they're also just fucking stupid)

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032574
Only 3 more hours to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032574
2 Redbull for me but I am going to sleep like a log afterward for sure

[Anonymous No.]

Kaela has gotten comfortable enough to bring up Minecraft. I wonder how long she has been wargaming this, like how long you wait to tell your new girlfriend you are into choke play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032574
Im just taking peeks in-between work stuff. I think she just doesnt want to disappoint kaela, who I think took a few breaks. I know she’s a newcomer and needs to show her stuff but its coming out a bit desperate. Hope she doesnt burn out. Id rather have regular midsize streams and a happy rock

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032742
They both took breaks to eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032742
>but its coming out a bit desperate. Hope she doesnt burn out.
Fuck off. You don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032742
I don't think it's too bad to come out swinging. She's not signing up for a series of 12h collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032785 (me)
Also stop concernfagging, she's not a child

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry pebblebros, the collab with Anya should be a bit shorter than this one

[Anonymous No.]

>hi Calli!
>how do you like my bathroom
kek in multiple ways

[Anonymous No.]

I can take Biboo on for 12+ hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Biboo desperately wants my dick. I have zero proofs and also many doubts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032957
I made this post and have upgraded my forecast to zero doubts.

[Anonymous No.]

Love how she finally moved Kaela’s bed to her corner under the stairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58032459
there are relatively fulltime pro esports fleshtuber streams where it's just the guy sitting there for hours going :| silently the majority of the time and occasionally reacting to getting kills or being killed
that's how basically ever game VC I've ever been in for more than an hour or two has ended up, this stream is easily way more talkative than that even now 9 hours in, honestly

[Anonymous No.]

has bijou taken a pee break on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58033114
She was hoping it would get Ela to stop calling the bathroom a prison.
It did not work. Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

She's changing her diaper, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

it's happening bros
imagine the torrent

[Anonymous No.]

It's time.

[Anonymous No.]

Peejou inc

[Anonymous No.]

>>58033136
holy shit i just made her pee

[Anonymous No.]

ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
IDOL MEETING!

[Anonymous No.]

>ACTUALLY PEEING
bottlebros lost
diaperbros lost

[Anonymous No.]

I WAS HERE

[Anonymous No.]

NEW MILESTONE ACHIEVED, FIRST IDOL MEETING LETS BEEPING GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

lmao it's happening , idol meeting midstream

[Anonymous No.]

THE ROCK CAN PEE

[Anonymous No.]

PISSBROS WE WON

[Anonymous No.]

So THAT'S how long she can hold out.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kaela opens the door and sees Biboo on the toilet
>"Nice."
>closes door

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>pee virginity
suogii

[Anonymous No.]

bottlebros status?
diaperbros status?

[Anonymous No.]

>Supaas suddenly starting to flow in
kek
every pebble out here really waiting with their finger on the trigger
also 9 hours, pretty impressive

[Anonymous No.]

I can hear it.....

[Anonymous No.]

now we just need a sneeze

[Anonymous No.]

I can taste it...

[Anonymous No.]

New thread
>>58033312
>>58033312
>>58033312

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone time it? Don't expect her to beat any idol meeting speedruns given the Noah's Ark biblical flood that was likely unleashed, but felt like she still came back relatively quickly
next baker should def grab a pic to commemorate the history just made here