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57910885 No.57910885 [Reply] [Original]

>his oshi has not written and signed a pledge of loyalty

grim.

>> No.57911201
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Pledge this, friend

>> No.57911334

What concrete things are they pledging to do?

>> No.57911398
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>>57911334
Make us smile

>> No.57913592

>>57911201
this meme will never be more than 1 guy

>> No.57913737

>>57910885
>not signed by fuwamoco
lmao

>> No.57913798

>>57910885
It's a double edge sword. If they break it, the fallout with be more than if they broke the same rule without the pledge.

>> No.57913815

>>57913737
are you blind? bau bau is right there

>> No.57913820

God this shit is cringe. I haven't smiled in years, and if I did, I wouldn't need these worthless cunts to "protect" it.
Just bounce your tits and play Zelda, faggots.

>> No.57913845

>>57913737
It's marked with their urine, anon.

>> No.57913883

>>57913798
I swear upon Allah, Jesus, Thor and my mothers grave; if they break their pledge, I will find them, and I hold them accountable.

>> No.57913903

>>57913820
Trembling, turd-colored fingers typed these words

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>>57913820

>> No.57914123

>>57913903
Not all of us need a tranime girlfriend to make us feel better, faggot.
Imagine your ancestors seeing their bloodline end in some fruity little twink clapping and giggling at the baby talking cartoons on his magic box.

>> No.57914302

lolling at retarded ruffians (tourists) thinking they're tough by spamming baubau. Literal small dog syndome

>> No.57914498

>>57914123
You do know what board you're in, right anon?

>> No.57914724

>>57910885
We were supposed to sign it? I nutted on it.

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>>57910885
couldnt be me

>> No.57915651

>>57914123
Anon, our ancestors were retarded, and our descendants will think we’re retards too. Respecting your ancestors was only relevant when we knew jackshit about the world and the meta was “don’t do something different in case it kills us”.
Nowadays we know that watching grown women larp as anime girls do not pose an existential risk to the planet, except that it makes a few schizo anons uppity once in awhile.
Get off your high horse and stop thinking you’re some RETVRN TO TRADITION cringelord faggot.

>> No.57920898

>>57914123
As opposed to you, who your ancestors would obviously smile upon for engaging in these pointless Internet arguments? Look around and realize you're no better than the people you're deriding because you choose to associate with them, imbecile.

>> No.57921028

>>57913820
Calm your tits, sis.

>> No.57921155

>>57914123
Sir, this is the Virtual Youtubers board. /pol/ is just down the hall.

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>>57910885
My oshi doesn't need a "pledge of loyalty" and empty promises for me to be loyal to her

>> No.57924752

>>57910885
>his oshi never showed her hymen on stream to prove she's a virgin

yikes

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