/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>57802134

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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I WANT TO SEE MY WIFE AGAIN.....

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>>57836721
Waiting for Gura and she will come 100% next week for annoucements, karaoke, members stream and Nintendo direct(fantasy life release date). Or after ame outfit and Advent Minecraflt collab of course. I doubt for regloss

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Need goop

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Gura is here in my kokoro.

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Gurass

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artists should draw Gura in a bright coloured swimsuit with a highly accentuated slitty

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my wife

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>>57837485
T o T

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at least Gura is still streaming in my memories

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even this is okay for chumbuds
https://litter.catbox.moe/40h1nm.jpg

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>>57837831
T u T

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>>57836936
Based Gurass poster.

[Anonymous No.]

renpc was right..
why does nothing good ever happen, consistently

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>>57837500
I always get a bit teary eyed when she sings this.

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Goob morning, I love Gura the most!

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she is she is where is she?

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>>57838465
>why does nothing good ever happen, consistently
it does, just not for chumbuds

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>>57836721
Child tummy

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>>57837485
Why is she trying to pee without pulling her pants down? And in public?

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>>57838895
>>57836908

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>>57836721
I'm so fucking tired of Hololive being a product. It feels inevitable, after 1-2 years all the girls get milked into doing a billion stupid projects until they resent their job and drop streaming altogether. I just want to see cute girls play vidya, man.

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>>57835120
It probably helps that I have way bigger problems in my life rn, but I just assumed by the way she vanished all of a sudden that it is something important and to me that's enough, also like I said before I was way more worried before but those summer memories were super nice

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>>57839042
they allow themselves to be exploited

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>>57839042
There are plenty of girls in Hololive that do both. Looks like a Gura problem to me.

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>>57839452
I strongly doubt it's anything important enough that she can't say something

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>>57839585
Why does she need to say anything? All the sane chumbies are already assuming there's something up. That's all you need to know.

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>>57839042
>https://litter.catbox.moe/40h1nm.jpg
Testing

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>>57839585
ehh, that's how she is, I'm kinda like that in a way too, she'll appear when she's ready

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It's Gura
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1699072122948321448

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> Getting a superchat asking that Gura is more transparent about hiatus in the future
> Saying she will try to inform us if she knows she has a lot of upcomming work up ahead
> Also says she will tell us if she will be abcent when she isn't feeling well

The last bit has me worried, it was just before the current break and she did not inform us, she obviously isnt feeling well mentally if she herself know that her health can cause extended breaks

Poor Guuuba

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>>57837831
Perfect female form

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So did that guy release his totally real gura blackmail yet

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>>57839752
Ao-kun...

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>>57839752
what gura artist is this

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Didn't get a shark dream last night. That one dream I had was one of the best dreams I had.

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Just got my Gura daki finally, jesus christ I did not expect to have such a strong reaction to it. Even when she's absent this shark has my heart eternally in her grasp.

Looking at the instructions, it seems like it's okay to wash in a standard washer, just not to tumble dry -- is that right? Also seems like it may not have its dye fully set, the instructions said not to wash it with other clothes for the first cycle. If so I do have some Retayne and some color catcher sheets, probably worth doing a round with those in to try and set as much dye as possible and prevent staining.

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>>57840107
that's one of the new JP girls from whatever the hell dev_is is supposed to be, since it's apparently not JP7

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>>57840271
yes, but she said she drew gura before, and presumably those pictures are somewhere on the internet

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C word morning today

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>>57840343
The real question is were they lewd?

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Never realized Marine's stream intro (the pixel adventure thing) had Gura in it

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>>57839779
Can't tell if this is rage bait or if you meant to post this in her YT comments...

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>>57840565
no, the real question is which gura art currently saved on my harddrive I will find myself getting vagueposts about and not realizing why

[Anonymous No.]

What if she's very sick or in the hospital and you're all posting mean things about her ghosting us

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>>57840343

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>>57840810
Coma or she can tweet

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Can we go into the "what health issues could she possibly have that are too embarrassing to tell us" timeloop?
Personally I believe it's something to do with her digestive system, shark poopy butt!!

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>>57839752
Based. A kouhai that appreciates gura

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>>57840810
what if she's just playing videogames and ignoring only us again and you're posting about how it must be because she's dying

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>>57840810
What if she's playing games offstream and living a comfortable life with a constant stream of passive income while you whiteknight and come up with ridiculous excuses for her?

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>>57840810
She's not. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it even without any proof. I will kneel and turbo super suction every inch of cock in this thread if that turns out to be the case.

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>>57840810
You pissed off a lot of antis. Nice job chumbie.

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>>57840987
>>57840888
I would rather be wrong in trusting her too much than to feel the eternal shame of attacking someone who is really struggling
Think about that

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>>57841047
That is an anti, dumbud.

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>>57841068
Oh. Its weird when shitposters work together like that.

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Her health issues are obviously very serious, if you weren't newfag antis you'd know she had to take several months off last year and couldn't even stream or tweet, though it's kinda curious how she managed to travel to Japan for the first time during that break and didn't change any of her unhealthy habits such as drinking redbull for breakfast on top of doing tons of stressful work, adapting to a completely different timezone and dealing with her social anxiety. Don't think about that too much, obviously our sharkie would never exaggerate or straight up lie.

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>>57841197
He's wrong, I'm not an anti.

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I'm just happy that there is a kouhai that likes gura.

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>>57840607
Being nice to Gura and worrying about her wellbeing = rage bait

What kind of fucked up are you dude

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when is the last time she mentioned an energy drink

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>>57841247
Being worried about gura pisses people off. Its funny

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>>57841264
I'm glad she hasn't. All that caffeine is probably bad for a girl of small stature like herself.

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>>57841247
Being nice in a place where the social norm is to act like a human-sized piece of shit is, unfortunately, bait for the people who play along and want to fit in to that culture

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>>57841199
Even people in dire circumstances find ways to make the most of their lives and enjoy themselves
Traveling doesn’t mean she has no issues. She’s never actually gone into detail about whatever problem(s) she has, all she has said is that she has health problems

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You have to be completely delusional if you think she has any health issues that would prevent her from even giving a heads up, I'd give her the benefit of the doubt if it was the first time she does this but sadly it's not. I hope something terrible actually happens to this liar during one of these bullshit disappearances of hers.

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I pray that my wife is safe, sound, and of good health. I love my shark wife.

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>>57841493
>You have to be completely delusional if you think she has any health issues that would prevent her from even giving a heads up, I'd give her the benefit of the doubt if it was the first time she does this but sadly it's not.
yeah
> I hope something terrible actually happens to this liar during one of these bullshit disappearances of hers.
kill yourself

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>>57841493
> I hope something terrible actually happens
Definitely a fan here

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>>57841386
If she can travel to Japan to work for 2 months she can stream and/or tweet, the only thing that would prevent her from doing so is not wanting anything to do with her fans.

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>>57841227
she @ed literally everyone, it means nothing

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The shark who cried tummy hort

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>>57841660
Thats one more @ than advent ever did towards my gooba. I'll give this new girl a watch.

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>>57841710
The shark hasn't cried anything that's the problem.

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I was laying in bed and randomly forgot to breathe.

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>>57841867
This happens to me when Im stressed

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>>57840874
a baby came outta her pussy

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Guys.
We need to correct Goomba, it's the only way. We spent so long the last few weeks when she was streaming treating it like it was common. Enough is enough. We must correct the bratty shark. I think she needs some good old fashioned Womb Punching T u T

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>>57841867
>>57841909
sometimes it feels like breathing doesn't do anything for me, I either start overcompensating by breathing a lot or I stop breathing for a minute or so, the latter seems more effective

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>>57842000
You might be photosynthesizing. When was the last time you checked your chlorophyll levels?

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>>57841978
>Womb Punching
yeah, with my dick ToT

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Well?

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>>57841909
what missing heckin shork does to a mf (not wholesome 100)
pls come back gooba me miss u fr

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>>57841493
How about killing yourself. Also we already know she doesn't tweet out of autism, not tummy hort, newfag.

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Bruh
I need my fucking shark
Holy shit
This sucks

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>>57842379
>BIHT
what did anon mean by this?

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>>57842379
were u trying to make a haiku?

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>>57842635
No
It just turned out that way

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>57842134
GURA IS FUCKING DEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Is the ban system not working properly, it said i was temporary banned to 22 august but didn't get unbanned until today?

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I hope Gura enjoys her two month break

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>>57843065
Haha goop goop

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That chumbie that talks about fembuds got me thinking about fembuds a lot lately. I wonder what a fembud's breath smells like.

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Another EN member has an outfit reveal today and Gura and the rest of them can not stream over it because of the rules... You guys still think Gura does not time this shit to take a very long time off?

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>>57843418
Copium

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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 19

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Buds, I'm tired. I feel despondent, I haven't the energy nor the mood to deal with others.

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naptime

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>>57843861
I really don't want to wash the dishes. Why must life be like this?

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>>57843640
She is going for the whole month I'm sure. The Anniversary stream on the 20th doesn't count or her outfit stream she is doing this month either since they are shell streams.

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[Anonymous No.]

>reading le normalfag book
>cun word used unironically
>Ctrl + F
>3 results
holy cringe

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>>57844316
THE DISHES?!?! Oh nyo

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>>57844651
in the book? what are you even reading for that word to be used once, let alone three times?

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>>57844316
if you don't have energy for something as simple as dishes you've already lost

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>>57844651
books have ctrl+f?

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>>57844762
I wish it was simple. there's so many steps.

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>>57844751
Red Rising Book 5, there's a bride arc

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>>57836820
lel

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>>57844459
Ignoring special streams (Anniversaries, Birthdays, Outfits, Holidays, etc,) What is her longest break without a normal stream anyway?

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>>57844858
Throw the dishes out the window, then buy shitty new plates on ikea, ikeas shitty quality is basically disposable plates, just keep doing that, much easier than washing, this is what i do

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>>57845049
a few months.

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>>57844858
Quit being asian and get a dishwasher. Lived with an asian chick once, this fuck would wash the dishes thoroughly then put them in the dishwasher and wash them again.

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>>57844858
Buy yourself a new, high end dishwasher and just toss the dishes in absolutely caked in filth. Crank the cycle up to maximum, let it run for 6 hours and they come out sparkling new. I recommend it.

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>>57845288
>>57845334
>just install a new appliance
No. I can't even get the ones I have fixed.

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lol, remember when beta male faggot yesmen were arguing last week and the week before that Gura's 11:05pm retweets and her 2 likes were her and not her manager? lol, fucking retards

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>>57842635
Do you remember
That thread where we wrote haikus?
It was pretty fun

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White people and their dishwashers

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It's over for Okayu

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Was Holo Summer worth the lack of streams?

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>>57845650
What a worthless question. Spend your time thinking about something else.

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>>57845512
I like seeing the kouhai appreciate my shark wife.

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>>57845650
no, splash party was mid
this is even before taking into account that I'm sharkless and miserable, I just didn't think it was very good

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you haven't lived if you haven't put your onahole in the dishwasher, gets it right clean

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>>57841867


Yeah, I was once in a similar situation, but with much more inertia to the habit.


I think it's important to first understand where this comes from.

To stop one's breath is often a naturally occurring practice so that one can focus on a thought or feeling.
However, you must not be fooled by this illusion. You do not need it.

If a burglar comes into your house, you would kick them out.

It could be said to be like a narcissist that wishes you to believe you need them, however, it is actually just a program.


Evolution has built into us several mechanisms to continue negative habits that are believed useful, and stop them only when there's a way greater resistance to the habits. This was very useful back in our caveman days, when one would imagine having compassion for others was very...

But today, it is no longer needed with the exception of allowing us to look at things.


If this feels interesting, you might want to look at anything you feel about your breath stopping.

You might want to see if there's anything bad that could happen if you stop breathing. Maybe, "it inconveniences my life" so "I might be judged by others, even if I'm actually fine with it" so [...]".

If this makes no sense, ignore this part, but you could make this an opportunity to grow.

Any questions appreciated!

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>>57845512
>>57845735
She sent a similar tweet to every single Hololive member. She just saved most of EN for last.

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>>57845799
unironic bot post

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>>57845789
I don't want to put Gura in the dishwasher

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>>57845809
Even so, its good that she attempted to interact with my daughterwife. I was disappointed that advent seemed to ignore my goob.

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>>57845918
That's a bad sign. It means they're not autistic, and thus not a good friend candidate for gra-chan.

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How to make my life less miserable

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I like it when Gura sings the Berries and Cream song

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I genuinely think Gura overestimated us and thought we would get the hints, that her activity would be on and off from now on. She doesn't like to say stuff out loud and just drops hints thinking it's enough

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>>57846122
Can you link an example of her doing so? I wish to see it, but not enough to locate it.

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Feel free to send feedback about Gura's constant disappearances and the lack of communication surrounding them.
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

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>>57846159
yeah, saying she'd probably see us tomorrow was a big hint that she was just gonna leave again for weeks instead while being even more silent about it than before retard

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I want gooby

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>>57846159
>"stream tomorrow chumbies"
>disappears for 20 days (ongoing)
>"they just didn't get my hints"

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>>57846254
How about I fuck you where you breathe?

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Kiara say they're doing individual anniversary streams, and they're also doing perhaps 5 collabs together. On each channel. Kiara was thinking what do I do for mine what if I organize a roast on my channel. 5 full myth collabs basically like a marathon. Back to back.

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>>57845809
That's true but she's not drawing them

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>>57846507
if they're planning this much stuff out to pack up a whole anniversary week, I sort of suspect she is, in fact, only ignoring us and that she's fucking fine, not sick or dying

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>>57846038

Try going for a jog. Might give you extra energy.

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>>57846507
timestamp.

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glad you enjoyed my shitposting about her health, but gotta hit the sack now. Smell ya tomorrow.

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>us
>us
>us

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>>57846798
stream ongoing, rewind about 8 minutes if you have the script

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>>57846798
Eat shit. You should know how to get timestamps by now.

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What do you think she's doing right now?

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>>57846645
That would really give it a lot of hype if she did this and got more views and stuff so it's smart.

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>>57846951
masturbating to me

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>>57846951
Working on her anniversary stream with Ame, apparently. There's no other excuse for being gone this much.

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I have endless shark thoughts
Someone free me

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>>57846757 (OP)

If you find that a bit difficult for the moment, because of needing stamina to do long-distance jogging, you might like simple walks.

Go and touch grass! If it's fun you can keep doing it.

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>>57846951
yeah, me

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who's more delusional?
>>57847019
>>57847152

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>>57847203
You.

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>>57847203
easily the second guy, unless she has a new 3d live to drop she has nothing up her sleeve for the year, there's nothing to reflect on, not even the jazz version

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>>57846951
Me

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>antis bring up reflect jazz version
pls stop the timeloop

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>>57847163
Embrace the shark thoughts. Don't deny them.

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>>57847408
Gura correctly realized that everyone loves Gawr and doesn't want a version of the song that kills her.

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>>57847408
No one was talking about it till you started.
the problem is someone lying about the anniversary talk on a stream that did not take place.

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>>57847152
>There's no excuse for being gone this much.
That's the correct statement and what needs to be said to Gura's face.

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Today I'm really missing Gura
Idk I feel depressed with her gone

[Anonymous No.]

Gura and Post Malone has never ever streamed at the same time, you know what that means? You have wanked your tiny twigs to a fat ugly tatted nice guy

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>>57847527
I brought it up because hearing news second hand after weeks, again, psised me off more than it should have and the anniversary talk will be timestamped when Kiara is done streaming

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>>57847608
Thank you!!

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>>57847476
>Gura doesn't want to dunk on Gawr.
Come on Gura, you need to score one after she pwned you with Treasure Box.

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Full color

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>>57847568
Post Malone is kinda cute tho

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>>57847547
yes please, make sure to supa her about it

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>>57847568
are you telling me this whole time i've actually been jerking off to gawr gura?

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>>57847671
is feeding you lies about Gura.

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>>57846507
>Gura is alive and well enough to accept collabs and plan for them
how is that possible? if she's cripple by a day to day pain so hard she can't stream or even tweet how will she be able to make plans for 5 (five) collabs?

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She literally never responded to Ollie, don't change the narrative because the chicken is spoiling shit that might not involve Gura.

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This isn't even funny anymore
I'm actually legit miserable rn

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>>57846507
>Kiara say they're doing individual anniversary streams
>>57846645
Maybe they're doing individual streams because Gura CAN'T join

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>>57848293
why did you push my shark daughter off her bike?

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>NOOO YOU HAVE TO BE MISERABLE YOU JUST DO OK?
lol antis in shambles and she isn't even streaming tonight. Based chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57848336
really sis? this is what you're reduced to?

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>>57848383
>called a sis for taking Gura's health problems at face value
Really nigga?

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>>57848383
I accept your concesion

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>>57848251
the narrative is that she left unannounced again and is now planning a full week of collabs
that's not even a narrative, that's what happened and what seems to be happening, if anything you're the one making narratives over the chocomint thing
>>57848336
it's both, you're gonna have to take my ass as the source until I can timestamp it but the plan is individual streams and up to 5 collabs

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>>57848336
If Gura could not join the Anniversary stream they would have let us know by now.

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>>57848471
>a full week of collabs
Retard with zero reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

I kidnapped Gura.

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>>57848477
>If Gura could not join the Anniversary stream they would have let us know by now.
What? No, they've done this plenty of times in the past.

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Ahhh, so Gura is taking all this time off cuz she'll have a lot of Myth anniversary collabs and her own anniversary and outfit reveal stream. She needs her days off, lol lazy bitch

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>>57848594
Please let out of the machine Gawr.

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>>57848556
no, I'm a retard with zero listening comprehension
went back and it does sound like it's more of a collab marathon than being spread out, so one big huge day of whatever they can get going

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>>57848735
Not because she has to work her ass off on projects for the upcoming stuff. Also not because a lot of this stuff is done at the last min and then they are short on time.

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>>57848293
now you know how it feels, Gura..

[Anonymous No.]

You retards will blindly believe anything. I just checked kiara's split and there is zero mentions of anything related to anniversaries

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>>57849034
Kiara doesn't have a split.

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She hasn't bothered to even look at her art tag or use her members tab even once in nearly 3 weeks. This is just not something that would ever happen if she was at her work PC every day working on holo stuff and preparing for some event streams. If Gura does show up with her own stuff for the anniversary as opposed to just being there and existing during the collabs, I suspect it's gonna be very barebones or last minute or both.

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>>57849034
You retards will blindly believe anything. I just checked outside and the sun doesn't even exist.

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>>57848914
>Short on time
>Took 3 weeks off
Okay

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>>57849034
the stream is not over yet so give the guy a chance but if nothing comes after the stream then we know he was larping but we always give everyone a chance if the stream is still going. Also stream is over so lets see the timestamp.

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>>57849081
>She hasn't bothered to even look at her art tag or use her members tab even once in nearly 3 weeks.
Lol, her level of not giving a fuck is approaching Gura's

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>>57849081
Her anniversary stream isn't going to be on the anniversary retard. It's obviously going to be on a different day.

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https://youtu.be/fzPURNCxQvM?t=18023
there

[Anonymous No.]

A gentle reminder that she has and will leave without warning permanently one day. She's done it twice.

[Anonymous No.]

I ate egg salad and my farts are foul chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>has to take a few weeks off to prepare shit
>streams a lot right before to compensate
mystery solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>57849192
Sorry for not taking your word for it. Thank you and God I can not hate Kiara with all the Gura updates she gives us.

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>>57849307
Install the dvr script and never be retarded like this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57849034
KFP hangout in global during her streams.

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>>57849340
I don't know how too.

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>>57849361
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/dvr%20script/

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>>57849274
I really hate you fucking project copers the most.

[Anonymous No.]

your mothers a fucking dog hoe bitch hoe hoe hoe mother fucker hoerre

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>>57849444
>no argument
We're right.

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>>57849467
>hoerre
w...what?

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>>57847175
thanks man

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>>57849274
>Kiara hasn't even thought of what to do for her collab yet
>But Gura has totally been busy with this
lol

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>>57849580
You were literally never right. Health hort copers have more ground and "Gura is a literal anxiety schizo" have the most.

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>>57849580
I can't even remember a time when you were right, every time you people think she's super busy and buried in work it turns out she marathoned lord of the rings or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

[Anonymous No.]

lol reality makes antis so mad

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>>57849629
Kiara also said "perhaps" its going to happen and says they'll probably all be short if it does happen.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to go to work tonight, I just want to stay home and be a useless piece of shit.

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>>57849731
Same

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>>57849731
what would Goobs do

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>Actually believing that Gura had a legitimate excuse to not for stream for weeks makes me an anti now
Alright I guess

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>chumkeks
lmao

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>>57849789
It doesn't. Thinking that excuse is projects makes you look like a falseflagger though. This is how the conversation always goes when someone strawmans chumbies defending Gura
Anti
>kekeke why da whore no stream
"Chumbie"
>you fool she works the hardest in all of hololive and is right now working on so many behind the scenes projects, no other girl can compare

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>>57849779

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Gura's got a cold

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>>57849181
NTA, but why won't it be on the anniversary?

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Are you nerds getting into internet fights again?

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>>57849963
>working on so many behind the scenes projects
It doesn't help that alot of Chumbuds outside of here actually believe that.

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>>57850186
Because if they're doing a bunch of anniversary collabs on that day there is absolutely zero chance Gura is going to do her own stream on the same day.

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No just posting dino

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bean

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I'm sleepy again, I need another nap

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>>57850335
Oh, I took it to mean that her anniversary collab would be her own anniversary stream.

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>>57849779
that's what she's doing now

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>>57850515
Wow she's just like me.

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what happen? chimkin btfo the antis? lol get rekt

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>>57850515
No, she's staying at home and being a useless piece of shit while ghosting her fans.

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>>57850919
Gura only returning for the anniversary isn't the huge win you think it is.

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>>57850919
Not even remotely. Just that Gura is probably fine and had no excuse to disappear for weeks (again).

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>>57850948
that's what I said

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my taste in music has gotten significantly more late 00s emo rock recently

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>>57843640
I love you kek never stop

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antis are beyond pathetic

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>>57843640
Kek

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the 5% of you who are here for reasons other than liking the slitty, explain yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

how did gura get so cute? it's amazing.

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>>57852931
what if I like the slitty but also other things about her?

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>>57851033
>actually hoping gura's health to be bad so it can calm your autism
fake chumbud

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goog

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>>57853147
I love Gura's round cheeks

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I sent a report to Cover about Gura's ghosting once again and pointed out how she only came back so fans wouldn't leave her for the new girls

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>>57853490
Prove it.

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>>57850919
What? It's the opposite, retard. She said they are going to have a anniversary stream on each channel and their own separate one. Everyone else in Myth can stream and do that at the same time except Gura. How is that a btfo to "antis"?

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>>57853625
lol seethe

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>>57853661
No one is seething. Just pointing out how retarded yesmen are lol

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Will Gura even acknowledge the 3 year members this year? She didn't last year. She was the only one in Myth not to do it. Everyone else had a special stream for it too. She couldn't even acknowledge it

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>>57853490
Yeah, they aren't gunna read that or take it seriously cause you said some dumb shit. If you want a chance at them taking it seriously you have to talk about how her actions make you less enthusiastic about Hololive as a whole, or that it makes you apprehensive to get invested in other talents because they can start acting like this at any time with no explanation. Or something else that isn't just a rrat for them to see you're a crazy person.

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>>57847568
I mean he's an ok guy

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>>57853844
2 members streams in the last 4 months, she doesn't even acknowledge her members exist at this point, she's not gunna make a special stream.

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>Day 19
Fuck chumbuds why do you even bother keeping this split up during her breaks, it's nothing but a cesspit of shitposting and garbage

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>>57853451

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>>57840256
Following up on this -- any tips on taking care of the daki? Just wash it by itself, high heat, add Retayne + color catcher sheets to catch any dye bleed?

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>>57853844
Oh, and last year plenty of people reminded her in chat and she just ignored it, lol.

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>>57849731
Like your oshi, right?

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>>57854070
If she did a stream where she was completely silent and just stared at us like this I’d be quite pleased

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>>57854109
>your
why do tourists come by so often

[ONE STREAM No.]

I JUST WANT ONE STREAM
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW MUCH I GOOM
KEEP THAT IN MIND WHILE I IMPREGNATE MY OSHI
WHILE YOU ARE TOO BUSY WATCHIIING
YOU ARE SUCH A KEK YOU FAG
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO CUT YOUR BALLS AND DIE
BECAUSE IN THE END OF THE DAY I JUST WANT TO SEEE MY OSHIIIIIII STREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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realistically you could only fit your tongue inside, she'll need training for anything bigger than that

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>>57854198
Because it's fun to laugh at you.

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>>57854198
Why do you bother to keep your split up, you have all spent more time baking these pointless threads than your oshi has spent streaming all year

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While you chumfags are arguing about your oshi streaming I'm plapping Kronii's fat pussy

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>>57854295
>Streaming
Tourist. Everyone knows hololive isn't a streaming company. They are an idol company. Streaming is not a requirement.

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The people that are mad aren't even chumbies huh

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>>57854332
Wheres her pubes? Its too smooth

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>>57854332
Why on Earth are you doing that?

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>>57854467
gura took them and made a wig out of them

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>>57854237
>I'm so butthurt I need to take it out in random generals
keep crying bitch

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>>57854520
keep seething cuck

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>>57854364
>Makes nearly a third of its gross income through streaming income
>Makes another half of its income through merch sales, advertised by streaming
It's a streaming company. If the chuubas did not stream, hololive would not exist. Imagine having this take

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>>57854520
>Last Streamed 2 Weeks Ago

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>>57854511
She doesn't need to do that. Gura has her own thicc fluffy bush

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>>57854564
>still crying
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>57854643
Wheres her pubes?

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If she was working on hololive stuff she would have logged on and liked some gawrt at least once in the last 18 days. Or followed the new girls.

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>>57854666
No, she doesn't. Gura is bald and never had hair there.

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>>57854697
>still seething
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>57854743
Seething? Like from seeing a cockroach slither by?

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I'm tired of shitposters posting hairless pucci art.

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>>57854332
Gooba stop posting on 4chan and stream goddammit.

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brownvtm is here malding again?

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>>57854734
Yeah the idea that she's somehow so busy with offline projects and "meetings" is a ludicrous cope. There are chuibas with twice the CCV and popularity of Gura that stream ten times more than her. You're telling me Gura gets more attention from the company than them? Get real.

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>>57854791
I mean you keep responding to bait so

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>>57854830
Not sure who they are but they are definitely tourists that aren't posting hairy puccis.

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Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

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>>57854734
that last part isn't too shocking, I don't think everyone has done the twitter follows yet for DEV_IS
at the very least Ame and Kiara haven't, unless twitter is lying to me

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>>57854898
Your oshi will retire seethe more fag pubic hair is for faggots

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Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

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Hey chumfags remind me when was the last time your oshi streamed oh right
2 WEEKS

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>>57854914
>>57854970

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>>57854898
Fucking anti, you aren't welcome here either.

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>>57854996
Why did you post a thumbnail? Lemme see those bushy puccis

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>>57854182
same desu

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>>57854520
No one's butthurt here besides chumcucks. Every other chuuba is actually streaming after all

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>>57854875
this entire thread is bait except for the funposters

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>>57855012
Cumbuds are unironically the only pure and genuine fans gura has left, you sure you want to be running them out of the thread?

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what prompted the anti mental collapse? another drama?

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>>57855097
Nah you're definitely butthurt just like the seething chumbies. In fact, you're probably the same people. Impossible to tell apart, anyway.

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>>57854996
almost 3 akshually

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>>57855097
i'm butthurt because tourists posted fanart of Kronii and Shiori without any pubes. Are you kidding me? They must be the hairiest holos

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>>57854624
>It's a streaming company. If the chuubas did not stream, hololive would not exist. Imagine having this take
Well you better take that up to Cover and Holo members because they don't seem to agree.

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>>57855233
this, kronii has 100% a fucking jungle down there

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>>57855233
Shiori keeps hers neatly trimmed or shaved. She showers twice a day and makes sure to keep up on her grooming. Even if her kitchen is a hazardous waste area.

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>>57855313
Someone needs to tell her to grow it out. My pp wont be satisfied until then.

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>>57855287
Cover knows where it's money is, and it certainly isn't in Idol shit.

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>>57855400
Well Cover keeps prioritizing Idol shit and not streaming, so apparently they don't.

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>>57855376
Tell her that in her prechat, she's probably gonna be talking to them a few hours before stream. She's extremely active and engaged with the novelties.

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>>57855509
What retard would type that into chat?

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>>57855491
>Prioritizing
>Concerts and events are about 5% of their income
No, they really don't. It's not like the bulk of a Chuubas workload is idol junk, they're left to stream 90% of the time, the idol stuff isnt really a moneymaker

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>>57855144
That's not a cumbud, that's a disgusting hairfag.

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>>57855509
>actually begging for views
oof

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LOOK AT THIS!!!

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>>57855663
I looked, my day is better now

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>>57855663
Is this real?

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>>57855647
>Asking an anon to ask shiori about her pubic hair in prechat
>"Lol begging for views"
Are you autistic? Do I need to mark things with /j like a fucking redditor?

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>>57855663
qt

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Gura would want me to goom so goom I shall

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>>57855602
Anon, it doesn't matter how much of their income is from Idol stuff. They still clearly prioritize the Idol stuff. Like I said, if you think that's wrong then take it up with them.

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>>57855919
>Clearly prioritize
Proof? Cause I'm sure if you did a timesheet of how many work hours they spend on idol-shit versus streaming administration, perms, managements, etc, you'd get a different answer.

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>>57855919
The idol stuff is basically a loss leader -- at best they make a small profit from it, but the advertisement and buzz and interest it generates is considered core to their business model.

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>>57856004
Yeah it's like saying Disney is a themepark company.

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>>57856158
No, it's more like saying Disney is a movie company, when in reality the vast majority of their profits come from toy and merchandise sales. The movies are a blip in their bottom line in comparison.

You wouldn't say Disney is a movie company, would you? Then don't call Hololive an idol company.

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>>57856259
Speaking of merch, they need to pump out more dino gura.

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>>57856259
>You wouldn't say Disney is a movie company, would you?
I mean, I would. That's what they're known for.

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>>57855980
Pretty much everything Cover has release so far shows that they out more emphasis of Idol stuff than streaming. In their portfolio they dont even mention streaming statistics, at best they flaunt subscribers and vaguely talk about content creation (which wouldn't necessarily even refer to streams).

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>>57856593
That's my point. Thanks for getting it.

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>>57856672
*put more emphasis on Idol stuff

[Anonymous No.]

its too late for me
go on without me bros...

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>>57856674
is your point that hololive is know for both idol stuff and streaming, because I've completely lost track of whatever the hell is going on here
if you're trying to argue hololive is not known as a company focused on streaming though I don't know what to say other than you're wrong and dumb

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>>57856774
delicious

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>>57856672
Nigger I'm looking at their financial report right now, it's 90% about merch sales and streaming revenue. Music and idol stuff only factors in as advertising and brand recognition. That might be what they face to the customers but the executives and stockholders know what puts bread in the table, and it is not concerts, live events, or original music releases.

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I think there's some confusion going on. YOU and most people probably would view Hololive as a streaming company, whereas the people running it do not.

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>>57856973
No, they know where the bread is made. They even explicitly consider live events and music as a part of their advertising budget.

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>>57854332

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>>57856894
>income
>revenue
Okay but where's the breakdown on streaming statistics? You'd think if Cover viewed itself as a streaming they'd make it a point to actually put more emphasis on streaming statistics. But no, talk like that is mostly just contained in boards like /#/

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Gura is ugly.

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My bag and a few other holofes products came today, I can't wait to fill the bag with Gura's products

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>>57857499
Why do you feel the need to repeat this? As if it isn't a fact set in stone.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the yesbud cope now?

[Anonymous No.]

how does it feel having stockholm syndrome?

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>>57855209
That's a lot of words to say "I'm retarded"

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>>57839042
>after 1-2 years all the girls get milked
H-hot

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>>57854072
sounds like you got it all down to be honest. The daki for me has been lifechanging. I didn't expect it but i actually feel a fraction less lonely at night. Weird when it's an inanimate object.

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BAG GET!