/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>57652881

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

I yearn for my wife so much..

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

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>>57689828
You don't miss her anymore? Good work on improving your aim!

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i wonder what she's doing right now

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>>57689928
I never miss Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is my dream girl. Unfortunately, I am once afflicted with Insomnia.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is my Gurandma.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I could sit on the toilet all day and read through /vt/. This is nice

[Anonymous No.]

I need a fembud in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

today will surely be the day I come back from work and see that she has returned

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[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura like this?

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>>57691561
unironically mental illness

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collab when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9bqCxejVDY

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>>57690190

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has so much potential. Come on she can do better.

[Anonymous No.]

Come on Gura you can do better. Do not give up. Yes stop giving up. Can do better come on gura.

[Anonymous No.]

dead "streamer", dead general

[Anonymous No.]

Don’t give up!
Don’t you give up!
Why are you quitting there?
Just try a little bit harder!
No, no, no! Don’t give up!
Think of all the Chumbuds around you and the Chumbuds cheering you on!
You’re almost there!
Look at me, it’s -10 degrees and I’m here harvesting Asiatic clams!
You have to just try!
You will surely accomplish your goal!
That’s why you should…

NEVER GIVE UP!!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is having SEX as we speak

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>>57693358
Yeah, with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57691561
Because Gawr keeps her from streaming by telling her bad thoughts everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

child feeta

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>>57691753
Then she should go seek professional help already.

[Anonymous No.]

soon

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>>57693743
You know that she has to be pushed by others to do things or she won't.

[Anonymous No.]

BUY CROCS

[Anonymous No.]

Hello chumbuds, I don't watch Gura but I require more of this specifically.
https://files.catbox.moe/8sz0xb.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/qscekl.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/y7wbey.jpg

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>>57694010
I don't know what you mean but here is a Gura.

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>>57694162
he craves gurass

[Anonymous No.]

oh

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>>57694162
This >>57694268, it's as vital as oxygen at this very moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Just thinking about my wife Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1433140/The_Texas_Chain_Saw_Massacre/
>came out day after gura left

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>>57694480
I can't believe it took you this long to shitpost about this. It's obviously not why she's gone now, she would have gotten bored of it by now.

[Anonymous No.]

Seems Gura is fixing to be fired.

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>>57694520
sure she is dear sister

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>>57694637
He could be right. I hope that is not the case.

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>>57694520
What? I do not even know how anyone can come to that conclusion just because Ina tweeted something like this. Please take your medication.

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>>57694429

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>>57694634
source?

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>>57694726
sure sis, just like the last 3 times gura went away for some weeks

[Anonymous No.]

Does this count?

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>>57694826
https://twitter.com/mayuchii21/status/1446242002954121238

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>>57694853
But we never got a post like that ether.

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>>57694932
cute

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>>57694945
how the fuck can you interpret that post in this way you clinically insane schizo?

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>ether

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>>57689941
Having sex (with me)

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>Ina can't stream because something came up
>GURA IS TOTALLY TRYING TO GET HERSELF FIRED YOU GUYS!!!!
There is schizo and there is being mentally broken
this is the latter

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>>57695037
who knows.

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>>57694429
That's a child

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>>57695172
What?
What are you even referring to

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>>57695045
It's funny that this is pretty much his calling card.

[Anonymous No.]

So what da chumbies doin' besides entertaining shitposters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57695265
check warosu numbnut

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>>57695373
Watching goldfish shorts While fishing sharks in OSRS

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>>57695373
Procrastinating on my reps by reading manga

[Anonymous No.]

soulless robots

[Anonymous No.]

hmm

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>>57695853
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

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I feel like if she can't escape this rut, as opposed to what antis say that she'll grift forever, she'll fucking quit
She's obviously trying to come back ,seems to still have goals and stuff but whether burnout, physical or mental health issues she cannot escape not doing anything. She'll sink into obscurity eventually, both towards the audience, and from habit of not actually doign anything

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>>57695491
gooba the hutt, my beloved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgAJ97FyJH0&t=5140s

[Anonymous No.]

what did we do wrong

[Anonymous No.]

A child.

[Anonymous No.]

It's all my fault...

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>>57696492
THIS.TIME.FOR.SURE.SISTER.

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura fucks dogs.

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>>57696746
yeah, me wan wan

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>>57696746
i hope so. that would be hot

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>>57696746
Gura is a dog no shit she fucks dogs

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>>57696648
Man it's just a worry. This ain't no anti angle of "this whore hates you she's leaving for x" or some shit. It's a concern that she might just be unable to continue at this pace.

[Anonymous No.]

Post more sad cope about why she treats you guys like shit, I'm bored.

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>>57697414
She's on a crusade to expunge the homo filth from hololive, she already got rid of 2.

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>>57697293
Anon, that's what nearly fucking everybody whether they hate her or love her is saying, everyone wants to come up with some narrative where either she simply can't keep doing this so she'll have to come back or she simply can't keep doing this so she's going to graduate. The reality is YOU'RE the one who doesn't like this way of operating, for her, this IS what she prefers. You're projecting your own dissatisfaction with the situation onto her so you feel like something just has to change, but she absolutely can keep doing things this way because this is actually natural for her and the audience preferring something else isn't some huge problem that's going to change anything.

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>>57696746
She certainly has the ass for it.

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huh, my posts are eated.

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>>57697414
I understand wanting the love and attention from chumbies, but maybe you should find something else to do every once in a while.
Don't worry, we'll still be here for you.

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>>57698255
next u r gonna die

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>>57693898
Then people should push her to seek professional help.

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>>57698708
Feel free to do so, since nobody else will it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hungwy

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

[Anonymous No.]

I completely stuffed myself with nuggies, and yet I still crave more..

[Anonymous No.]

>>57698708
stop concernfagging, you don't even know if she's unhappy or not

[Anonymous No.]

you guys argue about the dumbest shit

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>>57698882
What else is there to do? Watch streams? Lol

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

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>>57698946
fuck off anti

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>>57698941
t. threadshitter

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>>57698828
>>57698777
The sin of gluttony...

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Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

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>>57698946
>>57699002

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>>57698946
>>57699002
>>57699031
fuck off antis

[Anonymous No.]

>>57694726
>he could be right
No, you're not right

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a fembud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57698987
expert detective work

[Anonymous No.]

>>57699167
Sex with a fembud?

[Anonymous No.]

Am I a fembud?

[Anonymous No.]

I got distracted and left the borgars on the barbeque a little too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57698777
I'm making brats and beans

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>>57699566
can I have a few of your brats? I promise I'll take good care of them..

[Anonymous No.]

Any chance at all she comes back before the anniversary?

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>>57700285
let me just consult the magic 8 ball.. ok...

[Anonymous No.]

Buy the valentine card

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>>57700427
I'm sorry reseller I'm sure you'll sell them eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>57700427
I already have my own though

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't fembuds attracts too chumbuds? They fucking hate us cos we don't commit crimes, have tattoos, 8 foot tall, 22 inch penises, play football and beat them up everynight. Thanks for the support fembuds. They probably all slam pigs anyway.

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>>57700285
She will come back to shill merch and then disappear again, as is tradition.

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>>57700988
You can't even spell. How are you going to attract those fembuds?

[Anonymous No.]

i don't care about fembuds unless they're rwilling to describe masturbating to gura in great detail

[Anonymous No.]

gura stole my goom again
https://c5.kemono.party/data/8f/2f/8f2f05732415c2b7954da30ae95ac1a28496f8fbce569246da70eda1afe56c87.mp4?f=%5B1080p%5D%20gura.mp4

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>>57695373
I need a new game to play. One that will take me to my end.

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>>57701259
Why did you link that and not the kemono page which would have given the source?

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>>57701320
because it has a bunch of girls on it
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/8432708/post/6085070

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>>57701411
thanks

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>>57694932
>WIP
>2021
Did it ever get finished?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got a link to the timestamp/clip of when she answered a "please communicate better" SC with "I will try" or something like that?

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[Anonymous No.]

I need to breed this creature so badly

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>>57696746
She is a white woman, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57702413
yes. but more importantly what the fuck people actually use niconico to post pictures???

[Anonymous No.]

day 17! give it up for day 17!

>>57701903
https://youtu.be/GbXEhYb-lX4?t=9904

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>>57698818
Oh nyo

[Anonymous No.]

women just aren't capable of empathy

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>57703111
I like increasing my dino image collection

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>>57689662
It's really unforgivable, what Gura did.
I hope she's suffering.

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https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1695992235018613180
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1695992235018613180
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1695992235018613180

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>>57703425
God I wish it was real

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>>57703425

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>>57703408
Alright go easy on the shitposting, it's clear you need to take a break. You're all out of material.

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>>57703637
my mic btw

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>>57703637
She might have some untapped glizzy wielding talent.

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>>57703793
increasing grip strength by 30%

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>>57701173
the too was caused by a keyboard malfunction. It double types shit sometimes. I didn't misspell shit faggot. Should know me by now tourist. and buy me a new keyboard.

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>>57703636
I'm not shit-posting. I believe what she's doing shows how horrible of a person she is.

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>>57704351
seethe in misery forever.

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>>57704108
You ESLniggers should all be boiled alive

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>>57695491
This is the funniest image I’ve seen in a while

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>>57704461
BUY.ME.NEW.KEYBOARD.FAGGOT.

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>>57703793
I will put Gura's rhythm gamer fingers to good use

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>>57704502
Fuck off, correct your spelling errors like everyone else with a faulty keyboard.

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>>57704502
i'll sell you my old mechanical keyboard for $25.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you get it? She ghosts us TO protect our smiles!

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>>57704502
I've been using the same 20-ish dollar K120 Logitech keyboard for over a decade.

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>>57704631
It has the opposite effect

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>>57704623
it'd probably be better than this $200 piece of fuckin shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, this kind of shitposting is actually funny.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if Gura touched her butthole and asked you to smell her finger? She REALLY wants you to.

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>>57705122
Grab her wrist and force her to pick her own nose
Then take it back out and lick it all clean

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>>57705122
I smell it.

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>>57700427
They don't have to.

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>>57705210
Same. I'd let her blow her nose into my mouth.

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>>57704948
Why do people spend so much on keyboards? It won't make you better at video games.

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>>57705415
I fell for the custom keyboard meme, then balked at the cost, got a prebuilt 65% cos they look neat and tidy and then it FUCKING SUCKED.

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>>57704421
I'm more sad than angry. I really loved Gura, but it's clear she doesn't feel anything for us at all.
She came back to overlap the new girls' debut week and then disappeared again with no explanation. I didn't want to believe she'd do something so manipulative, but she did.

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>>57705415
Every key I press on my cherry-mx greens fullsize feels like a tactile orgasm of the fingers
It sits on the desk keyboard tray, meanwhile the secondary one-hander with cherry-mx silvers sits above it on the mousepad. This setup 100% makes me better at basically everything simply due to the sheer amount of extra mouse space

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>>57705864
Even if she was streaming you'd still be whining that she's "overlapping Advent" by streaming in her usual timeslot. Just fuck off with your retarded narratives already anti.

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>>57705864
You can stop pretending you're a chumbud for now. We're talking about keyboards.

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>>57705864
it bothers you because you have a weak constitution. Spiritually weak. Weak for a man. Impatient, low time preference, low value. The failing is yours, not hers. I been gooming to her non stop. Unbothered. Goom in my goop.

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The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

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As has been pointed out ten million times already, Gura started streaming again BEFORE Advent debuted, and in her usual timeslot at that. Stop shilling for rrats that are extremely easy to disprove so long as you don't suffer from debilitating schizophrenia.

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>>57703637
Chubby hands

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>>57706136

[Anonymous No.]

Fembuds are so hot and sexy,

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>>57705921
Maybe I don't understand why people buy expensive keyboards because I've never really had a good one.
A good keyboard could potentially change my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of keyboard, I've always wanted to buy a topre. Don't know if its worth the money or not.

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>>57706380
It's definitely worth it if you have the spare pocket money lying around
If it's just build quality and mechanical switches you're looking for without any extraneous bells and whistles, maybe $80-$120 should be plenty for something that works, feels satisfying to use and will last you basically forever. Would recommend

[Anonymous No.]

Why did janny delete my joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57704108
That's not the only issue with the message, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57706884
You have further issues? Please tell me then, because I really care a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57706369
Fembuds won't even talk to us. We're not good enough for them. Maybe if I go rob a gas station, that'll get their attention.

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>>57706997
>>57706884
Alright don't get started again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57706861
jannies don't understand jokes, or sarcasm, or irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57707099
Apparently there are already fembuds amongus

[Anonymous No.]

post a fembud

[Anonymous No.]

>>57705864
>overlaping advent
You say this as if I was ever going to watch them. I didn't even watch their debuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57706861
Tranitors should be chucked in the fucking oven

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>>57706077

>>57706064
You're deliberately misunderstanding me. I was one of those that said she wasn't doing it on purpose at the time. Also, I don't really care that much about advent. I suppose the twins are nice, but the others don't interest me at all.

A month ago, I thought Gura really was back and I told people who said that she just started streaming again to make sure we didn't become interested in the new girls to fuck off. They were being overly harsh on her because there was no indication she came back just to overlap the new girls' debut week.
But now in hindsight, it seems like that's really what she did because she disappeared after the second week without a single word again. I don't know how to feel about it, but if that really was the reason she came back and then abandoned us again, then she's incredibly manipulative and only sees us as wallets.

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>>57706778
I have frustrating amount of money in my bank. I have 60k CAD which is money I can do something with, but it's also money I can't do too much with and I'm scared to use it.
I never had big dreams, I just want to own a small house that I can afford to live in by myself I guess.

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>>57707697
Anon, stop...

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>>57707697
Ok then fuck off. Why are you still here? Your "oshi" is a lying cunt in your heart. Do you have any other reason to still care but making sure you spread your poisonous headcanon to us?

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>>57707697
>>57706082

[Anonymous No.]

Do people actually enjoy having schizophrenic hallucinations or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708003
No, they just enjoy shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708003
My loving relationship with Gawr and Gura is not a schizophrenic hallucination. They are both right here laying in my bed next to my desk. I can see the daki- I mean, my wives there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57707697
Ex-chumbud just passing through, I know how you feel anon, I really do. But look at the replies you are getting, look how toxic those that are still making excuses for her are. It's time to leave and never come back, she doesn't care about a single fan, no one in this thread, no one in her YouTube chat asking for communication, no one on Twitter sending her get well soons, not a single one anon. You've seen it first hand, the wool has been lifted from your eyes and you will never be able to pull it back down no matter how hard you try. Just a tweet right? You've thought of how easy it would be if she would just type a few words to show she cared and you can't imagine why she wouldn't even leave the occasional little message. It's time to leave this toxic relationship.

I'm rooting for you and every chumbud who cares and gets hurt over and over.

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>>57708232
>not a new IP
lol, give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708055
>>57708003
I personally have trouble understanding why someone would enter threads about a thing they don't like. But not really.
They can't pretend to be happy unless someone else feels at least as unhappy.

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[Anonymous No.]

>toxic
lmao
There is nothing wrong with refusing to entertain flimsy narratives and laughing at those who are weak-minded and gullible enough to believe them despite having every reason not to, let alone contribute to their spread
Why not seek employment with the CIA or Hasbara or something instead of shitposting about something as geopolitically irrelevant vtubers? (You)'re spreading transparent propaganda anyway, why not get paid while doing it and make a real difference in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

Wife soon?

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna lick gura's chocolate starfish

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708686
Soon...

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys watching the other girls at all with Gura gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708823
of course nyot

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708823
t. polygamist, I am blessed to feel no guilt whatsoever over watching my rrat oshi while shark is gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708823
When Gura is around I watch the other girls too, when she isn't I lose interest in hololive completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57707697
This narrative is so fucking retarded. There's literally no benefit to her disappearing. Also there's still going to be tourists checking out Advent for months, that doesn't just last a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708823
I watch gura, faunya, and the other girls if they are playing a Good game. Right now no one is playing anything interesting.

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>>57708823
Here and there yeah, I play JPs in the background while I do other things.
I can almost understand them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708823
I only watch frens of Gra-chan, and Holofembuds. Otherwise it's fleshstreamers and gaming for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708232
don't bother
they have a severe case of sunk cost fallacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708823
I generally prefer other content creators over Hololive ones, but if I can't find anything better to have on my second monitor I will put one on without complaints. Watching Biboo right now.

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>>57708823
Only Fauna and Mio occasionally. I usually don't watch the other girls unless they are playing something interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708457
>not a new IP
Here's a IP for you. Ayame's apprentince doesn't give a fuck about you, you little piggy. Gura only "came back" because of Advent. Now that people are used to them, she went back to the same old shit.

There were many, MANY people you said this wound happen, but chumbuds coped their asses off. Either move on to greener pastures, or accept your role as her bitch, handing out shekels whenever the blue jew decides to grace you with her presence.

[Anonymous No.]

>has no argument
>how can I cope
>I know, I'll hand-wave away all those inconvenient facts via "sunk cost fallacy" fig leaf
Not even worth dignifying with a (You)
Just admit that the rrat is dead already, it's not coming back no matter how much CPR you administer

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708823
I like Mumei and usually watch every stream of hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708823
I've been watching Shiori and Biboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57709431
>inconvenient facts
like?

[Anonymous No.]

gura was just stacy domming the newkids with a little bit of hazing so they don't turn out like mori.

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes I just start laughing uncontrollably when my emotional distress gets too strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57708823
yes cus im not like the yesbud greyfags that only stick to the shark and no one else within the company. watching Biboo and Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>57696648
NTA, but your mistake is thinking of these events as separate "times" and not one long, drawn out downward decay of her presence and love for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57709727
what a confusing post

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go again
>like?
... the fact that Gura came back well before Advent, and that she streamed in the exact same timespot she always has.
Just for starters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57709329
Man, I can't believe Gura was milking her audience and sabotaging Advent by *check notes* streaming Contraband Police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57707311
I met a cute fembud at the concert and got a picture with her. That was it though, I genuinely don't care about fembuds only Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will stream when she feels ready to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57709946
Did you at least get her number?

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>>57709839
oh, I don't care about that narrative. I just read the post that I replied to. I'm sure her returning just as Advent debuted was just a coinkydink

[Anonymous No.]

>>57709957
and when she's obligated to do so, like the myth anniversary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57709946
>not eloping with the fembud and making her yours
>not forcing her to cosplay as gura every night like your very own living, breathing daki onahole
ngmi

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>>57708823
Yeah but not as much as I used to when Gura streamed all the time. I find myself watching more anime these days, which is weird because I had a year or two stretch where I barely watched any anime at all while watching streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57709957
ok

[Anonymous No.]

guerilla stream in 40 minutes

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>>57710105
I wish she still did those.

[Anonymous No.]

twitter space in 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>57710096
She wasn't flat enough even if I was interested in fembuds
>>57710047
nyo, why would I? She wasn't Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>57710198
But Gura wants you to start families with fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

sleeping asmr soon

[Anonymous No.]

ahhh im falling for bijou

[Anonymous No.]

>>57710397
Is Bijou a fembud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57710299
Well Gura isn't always right about things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57710397
why
shes nothing like gura lol

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>>57710435
she's like a dog that loves everything

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>>57708823
I've always watched holoJP, and advent is alright

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>>57710449
Gura is always right about everything, fuck off anti.

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>>57710397
Good for you anon. I checked out her AC streams and she didn't really do it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

No one can make me hate other chuubas.

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>>57710483
...but is she a fembud?

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>>57710508
>doesn't like vanilla ice cream
Anon please you can't be so delusional all the time.

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>>57710593
She's a deadbeat

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>>57710593
shes a deadbeat

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>>57710593
i just said she loves anything
she'll say shes a chumbud and then say she's a deadbeat the next sentence

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>>57710611
No, you're the delusional one if you think Gura can do wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

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>>57696648
>>57698493
>>57706081
Why do others being sad at this situation make you so upset? Are you really that insecure? You seem to reply to every single post that wishes she would come back or wishes she would be more communicative. I'm not sure what you get out of responding to those posts negatively other than trying to increase your own security about her disappearance, trying to convince yourself that everything is okay.
I think, perhaps, you're the weakest one here when it comes to emotional fortitude and constitution regarding her absence.

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>>57710452
I know
She streams

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>>57710764
Thats cool and all but shes a deadbeat

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>>57710827
There's a deadbeat inside you.

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>>57710764
Gura streams too anti. Though its nice to show your true colors like that.

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>>57710397
>I'm falling for bijou.
Anon... please do you reps. Please.
You're only going to get hurt.

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>>57710868
shrimps don't have bones dummy

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>>57710611
>>doesn't like vanilla ice cream
Alright, this is the one thing I can't forgive. She doesn't not just dislike it, which is fine to each their own, but she HATES it? I now have a problem with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura streams inside my mouth daily.

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>>57705864
>>57707697
>>57708232
>>57709329
Lol. It’s funny how looking at the data just completely proves you fags wrong
Look at the days where Gura streamed, then the days where Gura wasn’t streaming. Less people overall were watching when Gura WASN’T streaming. Who the fuck did Gura “steal” away from advent? She brought her own audience out. This whole situation is obviously something management had no problem with and in fact very likely explicitly OK’ed in order to test the waters and try to build multiple simultaneous and different audiences watching multiple holos all streaming at the same time, instead of relying on the same declining audience they’ve been stuck relying on for the past year or so. JP overlaps all the time. It’s just a fact of life as holoEN continues to grow and increase the number of members. Get the fuck over it already you whiny fags

More than anything, Gura’s “overlapping” actually benefits Advent by bringing out more people to watch hololiveEN. Inevitably, other hololive streams pop up on the side in the recommendations and many Gura viewers who wouldn’t be interested to check out Advent otherwise probably clicked on some Advent girl’s stream just because Gura was streaming

[Anonymous No.]

Fembuds are stinky.

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>>57710723
>being a timelooping doomposting unfunny threadshitter is le good

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so horny for fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57711097
Gross. This guy is the worst shitposter in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57710723
Oh anon, you're trying to get too serious.

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>>57711153
fembud...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby.

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[Anonymous No.]

I still need more Gurass.

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>>57711153
How do you feel knowing that I goom to fembuds are you a fembud?daily?

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>>57711208
>Gura is Gawr
Explain this then

[Anonymous No.]

I drank coffee

[Anonymous No.]

i have a hard time getting too invested in other girls because i just can't feel anything too deep for them
they just don't scratch that itch

[Anonymous No.]

>>57711282
Disgusted that you aren't gooming to Gura.

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>>57711287
Gura has psychosis, Gawr is just a figment of her imagination. This is merely one of the many scenarios Gura makes up in her head when she feels horny.

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>>57710611
>>57710930
I think she even said that chocolate ice cream is way better which is just objectively wrong. Having chocolates in ice cream is good, but chocolate ice cream itself is nowhere near as good as vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57711363
Then how can I be cuddling Gawr while Gura cuddles Ame?
Am I just a figment of Gura's imagination too? Are we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>Still fishing for (You)s
>Says precisely nothing of substance, tries to hide this fact with cookie-cutter buzzwords like "insecurity"
>Having stronger resolve actually makes you weaker anon, Reddit said so
It sucks that Gura is gone, and it is a well-established fact that she's not entirely right in the head. That said, if anyone really is so upset over something as ultimately trivial as the absence of a streamer that they cannot understand (or at least PRETEND not to understand) how others aren't crying like they are, then yes, THEY are the weak-minded ones. Suggesting anything to the contrary is mere adaxography.

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>>57711352
Gura wants her chumbuds to build families with fembuds though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57710949
Good points. Why does only Gura get criticised for overlap anyway? I see other girls overlapping advent in that image. In fact all of fucking advent overlapped each other in those first few week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57711213
I love nyamunyamy

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>>57711431
Gura wants chumbuds to build families while thinking of her every time they fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57711421
Yes, you are actually me, and I made all the posts in this thread.

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>>57710949
Yeah but individual people get annoyed cause they are interested in multiple streams and too ADHD to watch vods, so they feel like they have to watch both of them live and can't. That's the entire reason overlap is such a big deal on this board, everyone knows it's not actually a bad thing for viewership they just get pissy cause they want to watch both things and think the streamers should accommodate them by streaming in a sequential row.

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>>57711404
Im even okay with her thinking chocolate is better, we know she loves chocolate. I just don't get the Vanilla dislike. A good vanilla can be fine on it's own, and you can add so much to it to make it better if you'd like as well.

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>>57710949
Based and stone-cold-fact-pilled

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>>57711488
No she doesn't, she does not want her chumbuds and fembuds to fuck while watching her streams. Evidence being that time when she pulled the chumbud off the fembud on her hair.

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>>57710949
Anon. I am the first two posts and I already told you that I don't think she actually hurt advent, nor would I care if she did. My entire point was that it seems like she came back for those two weeks just to make sure people didn't leave her. I don't care if Gura's streams "hurt" or "helped" advent. My concern is WHY she decided to come back and stream for only those two weeks in particular and then completely disappear again. It feels like she's being manipulative and calculating, and that bothers me. I thought she came back because she wanted to spend time with us, not because she was worried about people jumping ship. If she had kept streaming, then I wouldn't have thought anything of it and would have been really happy since it would have seemed like she was back for real.
I don't care about advent. I care about Gura and how she sees us.

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>>57711579
She does want them to fuck while watching her streams. I'm 100% certain of this.

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>>57707727
save it and buy a house

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>>57711579
Anon I don't think that was a fembud

[Anonymous No.]

>>57707827
>>57708232
>Then why are you still here.
Because I love her and I don't want it to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

What once was happy now is sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Gura has talked to advent about collabs so far? Or is she just waiting from them to approach her first

[Anonymous No.]

>>57711796
no

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>>57711796
1. No
2. Yes

[Anonymous No.]

why are they still trying the advent angle, do they really think anyone cares?

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>>57711611
>My entire point was that it seems like she came back for those two weeks just to make sure people didn't leave her.
Okay but that entire point is based on Gura thinking that it hurts other people to stream at the same time them, which she doesn't because she's not a retarded drama-guzzler, so how does that make any sense?

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>>57711902
I'm just interested to see whether or not Advent will have new frens for Gra-chan.

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>>57711796
I remember when fauna mentioned that gura approached her first. Advent just aren't cute enough for goob.

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>>57711471
>Why does only Gura get criticised for overlap anyway?
They have to find a way to always say something bad about her, so now they have to somehow make the fact that she’s been streaming recently out to be a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

i don't read but goob cute

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>>57711431
Gura has always said things like this.
>"I hope you all find your own happiness one day"
In other words, she doesn't want us and doesn't want to be with us. She doesn't want to be the source of our happiness because we are not the source of hers.

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>>57710675
>Early voice
>Shark hood
Take me back please, I want to go back here.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually don't know how someone can't love vanilla. It was the only moment I have ever felt betrayed by her.
She get's points for loving Choco-Minto flavah, so we're still cool.

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>>57711796
Advent collabs would probably be good, but above all else I need more Gumei in my life
I can’t stop rewatching the voice challenge stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>57712079
I hate chocomint and I love vanilla.

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>>57710869
NTA, but where? I want to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

I changed my own oil today
It went poorly... took me 6 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>57711677
was it a buttbud?

[Anonymous No.]

How many days do I need to wait for goob chumbies? Didnt read the thread btw

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>>57711611
>backtracking
If Advent's debut is supposedly irrelevant, then why are you fixating on those two weeks in particular? Why does THAT time period seem particularly "strategic"? If those weeks AREN'T special in any way, wouldn't the fact that she stopped streaming again - by your retarded facsimile of "logic" - prove that she is NOT trying to retain viewers and is NOT being calculating or manipulative?
If anything, the fact that she brought back her audience shortly before a new generation launched (which, as the numbers show, drove traffic to them that otherwise would have stayed tuned out), only to start ghosting again, made it MORE likely for people to leave her. These people would never have even noticed these prospective new oshis if Gura hadn't revived their interest; instead, now they're aware of potentially interesting alternatives they could take their business to instead.

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>>57711611
Okay so don’t use the advent angle then

[Anonymous No.]

>>57712429
soon.
SOON

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>>57712370
anon....

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>>57712370
Does your car work at least?

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>>57712429
myth anniversary is in like 2 weeks

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>>57711903
>Okay but that entire point is based on Gura thinking that it hurts other people to stream at the same time them
No it doesn't.
I have been trying to say this entire time that I never believed that Gura coming back to stream during the two weeks of advent's debut was ever intended to be malicious towards advent. If anything, it seems like she did it because she didn't want chumbuds switching oshis. I don't think there's anything wrong with that in particular, as long as it was motivated by love and not money. But because she disappeared again so soon after she seemingly accomplished her goal, it feels extremely cold and calculated. That's why I'm upset. Her complete absence following those two weeks suggests she views us as a commodity and nothing more.

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>>57712429
I wish Gura would get an official forehead hairstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57712429
That outfit would be good for when Gura is pregnant, her big belly can stick out of the viewport

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>>57712525
If you take advent out of the equation you’re just literally just saying “It seems like Gura came back just cause she wanted to placate people who were missing her and make them happy even though she KNEW she wasn’t going to stick around indefinitely”. So…okay? Isn't that a good thing? Literally anything she does that we enjoy is now “manipulative” unless she plans to never leave again?

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>>57712370
What happened? The last time I changed my oil it only scalded my arm because I drove my car a few minutes prior. Otherwise it should be quick and easy.

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>>57712505
I don't have any idiot lights, so I guess I have oil pressure. My car doesn't have an oil pressure gauge and it doesn't expose a oil pressure value via standard OBD2 codes (though I later found the custom values and equations to manually add a gauge via the reader and app I have)
>>57712652
found I was missing a socket I needed (trip to hardware store), then found out that euro-spec oil is not equivalent to US-spec oil of the same weight (research time and trip to walmart), then sprung a coolant leak while relocating the tank to get to the filter housing

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>>57712862
What do you drive, bud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57712932
>>57712846
Need tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>57713004
N18 Mini
I swear the drain plug is the only non-retarded component

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>>57712525
I could see this angle more than the she didn't want anyone to watch them angle, if she was streaming just so people wouldn't drop her membership to pay for someone else instead, that makes more sense to me.
At the same time a lot of the way she dipped just doesn't make sense to me, she was excited while she was here, she seemed to be having genuine fun at times, she was really excited to release her OP and for that switch background.
She talked about stream ideas coming up very close to when she disappeared, like bugging Ame to play something with her that I cant remember, or guerilla minecraft collabs with advent, and talking about what other games she wants to play this year.
I don't know if she just streamed too much too quickly and just woke up feeling burnt out? Or she got sick all the way until she had to go to JP to record stuff for anniversary, or something. I don't know, the whole thing is confusing.
She seems so excited to stream when she does stream, and she invests more into the stream all the time, like with the OP and that sick switch background, I don't know why she would shell out money for those if she didn't want to get a lot of use out of them. I just wish I could know what's going on in her head, cause I hate wondering about this shit all the time, even when I try to distract myself eventually my thoughts just land back on "why?"

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>>57689662
i havent been here since i only come here when she's live but i wanna say i love and miss gura and i hope shes in good spirits and healthy. ok bye

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>>57713472
pls stay

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>>57713558
i know better than to stay in threads when streams aren't going on anon. usually ill just post one random thing for new threads and then get back to vidya

[Anonymous No.]

I beat AC6 and now I have no games

[Anonymous No.]

>>57713827
I play black desert online so I always have a game to play.

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>>57712462
>>57712638
You really don't seem to be very literate if that's what you took from that post. You keep saying I said stuff that I never did.
Basically, this is what's happening in this conversation:
Me: It feels like Gura came back to overlap advent's debut week, just so we wouldn't leave her.
>You: If you care so much about Advent, then go watch them and leave. (hostile)
Me: I never said I cared about Advent. I'm concerned about Gura's motivation for coming back at that time, just to leave again right after. It feels manipulative.
>You: So you're saying that you think Gura wanted Advent to fail and that's why she overlapped them? Here's why you're wrong: *shows chart about numbers*
Me: I never ascribed malicious intentions on Gura's behalf towards Advent; my concern is the relationship between Gura and us, not Gura and Advent.
>You: Then why are you focusing on Advent?

The reason the debut weeks are important is because it was a major event that coincided with her coming back. That should be obvious.
It's possible that it was a coincidence, but I find that very hard to believe.

I will concede one thing, however. Your point about Gura BRINGING views to advent might be worth considering as a possible explanation.
For example, perhaps staff knows that when Gura streams, it brings more viewers to EN as a whole. If that were the case, I suppose it's possible that they may have requested her to stream during those two weeks to bring in more views towards Advent.
Regardless, in either scenario, whether she did it out of cold-hearted calculation or because she was asked by staff, her reason for coming back wasn't because she cared about us, and so my concern remains.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't help but always linger in these threads no matter what's going on. Shitposting is just shitposting and I love Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57713827
I play wc3 so I always have a game to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57713330
Cute car, I miss my 2003 Pontiac Grand Am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57712846
>>57712932
I must blow raspberries on the soft shark tummy.

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>>57713422
>At the same time a lot of the way she dipped just doesn't make sense to me, she was excited while she was here, she seemed to be having genuine fun at times, she was really excited to release her OP and for that switch background.
I completely agree with you. Her demeanor felt authentic during those weeks and she was excited for things to come. But then she just disappeared.
That's why I don't want to believe that it was malicious or calculated. She genuinely seems to enjoy streaming when she does, like you said, and she didn't seem tired or overworked or anything either. If she was just coming back to keep her members subbed, then I don't think she would have done so many long 5+ hour streams during those two weeks. But then again, why hasn't she said literally anything since then? It doesn't make any sense, and that is why I am concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

its really simple
gura hates (You)
not anyone in particular
not some other anon
not me
(You)
(You) upset her, and now she's gone
so think about what you did

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>>57714056
You're trying to say that you think Gura didn't have any intention of hurting advent, so it's not about advent, however, you do think she came back during their debut to prevent viewers from switching to them. Which is the exact same fucking thing. You're trying to claim you don't believe something while simultaneously believing it.
>The difference is her motivation for doing it
It doesn't make sense either fucking way because the only people who think streaming at the same time as others hurts them, OR prevents a current fanbase from being interested in others, is retards on this board. The timing is ONLY controversial through that lens,

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>>57713422
Do you not find it odd that other Hololive members (you know who not going to list since the Gura thread) can pop out content and songs and merch you name it one after the other plus stream on top of that without a problem? Yet Gura can not and all the projects she says she is working on for over a year she says we will see soon then ghosts us then the only big thing she showed us the year after was her Birthday with no new projects at all and her Birthday was half ass slapped together so you tell me what the hell you think is going on? I think she is too bad to lose and she has the power to walk all over management as in they will not ring her in and she just does whatever and gets away with it. Had Gura worked for me with all this shit going on I would have fired her. Hell to top all this off we have never not one time soon all these big projects she was working on since the start of 2022 and her stream time keeps getting less and less, I don't for one min believe it is health problems but I think she is good at lying and manipulating others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57712079
This is one of my favorite Miku songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzd_VpJHCz8

[Anonymous No.]

>>57710914
Bijou is the new Fauna/Mumei, but not in a good way. It seems like she's an incredibly manipulative person from what' been found.

[Anonymous No.]

Lurking in the Mumei JP trip zatsu to see if she lets any Gura mentions slip.

[Anonymous No.]

I was reading for a while, but now I'm done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715006
what, you don't like seeing them mention an off-topic girl and anti them for the 100th time?

[Anonymous No.]

He's replying to himself, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57700427
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ORDER GEEK JACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

soft and squishy

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>>57705224
Do you have the other girls' valentine letters too?

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>>57714804
>Which is the exact same fucking thing.
Only if you're a complete and utter retard.
That's like saying you buy food and water just so other people can't have it. Just because Gura wants to keep her fans from switching oshi's, doesn't mean she wants to hurt advent, you smooth-brained moron. The concern is whether she came back just so she could cynically put in minimal effort and keep all her members, or if she came back because she really wanted to spend time with us. Her disappearance right after advent's debut week implies the former, but like I said, it's possible that we had nothing to do with it at all and instead staff wanted her to stream. Either way, it doesn't feel like she came back because she missed us or because she cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715349
Stupid fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715349
this is a good image

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715357
Nope, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

too many long posts
my bwain…. @w@

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715383
I replied to this post already in the second part of the post you just replied to

[Anonymous No.]

>>57710827
Does she like Mori's feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715404
What's wrong with those fans? I have one. It blows air at me. I have no complaints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57714809
I wish you would establish that you aren't the person he's replying to before you go and say shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715404
chumbuds have the highest IQ of all the fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715477
That's not fair. It's not fair that they don't get leaked and Gura does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57714056
I can't speak for anyone else, but my literacy is just fine.
That said, it looks like I might have judged (You) too harshly.
Of course, debuts are significant events. Personally, the reason I bring it up is that, while I understand that you don't believe she was sabotaging Advent, that particular rrat is the only ostensible reason that I could see that would logically tie "major event" to "her coming back during said major event seems like a cynical ploy to retain viewers" - because the implication is that this period is one during which she is at a particularly high risk of losing a portion of her audience.
That was why I brought up the point about Gura's return bringing eyes to her new kouhai - which, to give credit where it is due, I'm glad to see you are considering fairly.
As to your ultimate thesis about Gura not first and foremost caring about us one way or another - I actually kind of agree. I've gone "on record" as saying I think she WANTS to care, but doesn't have it in her to do so as much as she probably knows she should. It sounds like (You) and I basically share the same concern, in that respect.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you keep the schizophrenia to 3 sentences max?

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>>57715486
You're wrong, because I'm pretty sure it's been shown here multiple times that the entirety of EN does better number-wise, whenever Gura streams and worse when she doesn't.
Personally, I always lose interest in watching the other EN girls when Gura disappears for long periods of time, so that makes sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715512
Sell these fans to me. Do they blow hard? Do they still have that comfy white noise sound I need?

[Anonymous No.]

Every day that passes my disappointment in Gura grows. The fact that she seemingly cant spare two minutes of her time in more than two weeks for her loyal fans is mind boggling.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe he's so invested in this stupid rrat, it's been dumb since the beginning

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715795
They don't blow super hard. They've got a pleasant hum. You can't have mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715802
Yeah, it is really disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715790
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57714804
>OR prevents a current fanbase from being interested in others
This is just common sense by law of numbers, anon.
If Gura didn't stream at all during those two weeks, a sizable portion of her fans would have went and checked out the new girls, and of those people, several of them may have even started watching them regularly.
People switch oshis, anon. Or did you really think that all the people watching and membering Advent are completely new to Hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57714804
>It doesn't make sense either fucking way because the only people who think streaming at the same time as others hurts them, OR prevents a current fanbase from being interested in others,
This is bullshit, obviously people who only care about Gura aren't going to check out Advent if she's overlapping them. They miss those critical first few streams and some of them are NEVER going to check them out.

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes I regret swearing loyalty to her

[Anonymous No.]

need shark cocks
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111435192

[Anonymous No.]

>>57715790
That was my point though. The only people who think streaming at the same time as others hurts those others, or prevents people from being interested in those others, are retards here for drama reasons. In reality the rising tide just lifts all boats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716122
Aren't half of advent deadbeats and kfp?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was pregnant with my children
Gura gave birth to my children
Gura is pregnant with my children again
This cycle is eternal, I'm sorry but that's just how it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716132
I personally don't watch new girls until at least 1-3 months after debut so some of the fakeness and shit that didn't end up working gets dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716368
This is like not raising a child until it's 3 years old. Fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716225
Where's the rest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716132
>obviously people who only care about Gura aren't going to check out Advent if she's overlapping them.
Those people aren't going to either way, you're replying to a chain with literal data showing that overall, it only helps viewership

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716368
I generally also take that approach, however I was really curious how the twins' channel was going to work, so I watched them play OoT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716225
I wish she was fucking cunnies instead of gross tall holos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716434
That's what the wife is for, anon
In this analogy, the Day 1s are the women of your harem who are delegated the newborn-bitch role because you can't be fucked to burp the little faggot or change its diapers

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716434
Maybe those babies should stop being so fucking retarded and figure their shit out earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't watched much of Advent and that's definitely at least in part because of Gura's overlap, but even now I'm choosing to watch Gura VODs over anyone else who's live. I took a while to warm up to Council too so I'm sure it'll happen but like >>57716368 says I do like to wait until a bit of the bullshit wears off

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716368
I only watch a girl if they are good friends to gura.

[Anonymous No.]

I started boiling some chicken bones cause I heard that's a thing you can do but I realized I don't have anywhere to store it when it's done boiling.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>57715802
Kanatafag here checking out the general for the first time. Is there a reason this happens or? Also take a pic of my oshi as payment for my tourism.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>57716903
I love my cheesestick wife

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is so fucking flat I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716956
probably, but she will never tell us about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716956
We just don't know unironically because she never tells us anything. She'll just come back pretend she's gonna try harder and then ghost us all over again. The gura timeloop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57716956
We literally do not know. She never tells us the reason and keeps making promises to communicate at least a little next time and nothing changes.

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>>57716956
NTA, but our oshi barely streams and it makes a lot of us sad/crazy. A lot of us spend the time she's gone doomposting ideas for why she leaves each time or living in denial that she left at all.

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>>57707727
That was the vague idea I had in my mind when I started saving money, I can put a nice down payment on a house right now, but I'm not sure I can afford to live in it indefinitely on my own.
I'm not working minimum wage or anything, but the money I'm making is probably not enough.
So anyway I'm at a very complicated situation that I could start making more money soon to support myself but also don't know if the extra stress is worth the few dollars an hour.

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>>57717040
>>57717086
>>57717175
>>57717203

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>>57716825
You don't have any tupperware?
You could also just put some foil or saran wrap over whatever pot you're boiling it in and just stick it in the fridge.

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Gura is busy right now getting ready to go back to (elementary) school since summer is now over
She put her summer homework off until the last minute, you see

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I’m tired of being sad and suicidal like this, this is because of you! fuck you i hope you and your bf died in a fucking car crash

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Please be patient with my daughterwife.

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>>57717175
Gura will be gone for 3 weeks on Thursday so almost a month. her last stream was August 17 so she has been gone for over 2 weeks now so something has got to give because if this is what Hololive has to offer then I will be done with them for good not just Gura. Gura and the rest of the girls have a job to communicate and that is something Gura 100% refuses to do.

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>>57717364
This, but maybe sometimes unironically.

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>>57717040
>>57717086
>>57717175
>>57717203
That's a shame. My oshi also takes long breaks, but she usually gives some kind of reasoning. Whether it's the real reason or not, I'm not sure, but it does help to have some kind of explanation and updates during the breaks. I hope you chumbuds stay strong and get the communication you deserve in the future.

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Are we sure it doesn't have anything to do with the hurricane?

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>>57717234
Fuck houses and living alone and being a "proper adult"
Do you know how many exotic/luxury cars you can get used for way cheaper than their original list price? You could be driving around in a Rolls for like 100k! Way more fun.

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>>57717609
Thank you lad
I hope so too - both for our own sake and for Gura's

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Am I the last chumbud

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>>57717335
The biggest tupperware I have has leftover soup in it. I could use the smaller ones but I'd have to use a lot of them. I should have thought this through more.

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Am I the last greybud?

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>>57717758
Surely you have aluminum foil or plastic wrap, right anon?

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>>57713422
This is how I am feeling too and can't help thinking that something happened but I also put some blame on Cover for not making any statement if the talent vanish for weeks.

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>>57717609
Yeah hopefully. Also you're oshi is hot, good images.

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What did i do to you that i deserve this?? Fuck you and hope karma get to you bitch, hope you kill yourself
I fucking hate this so much hope you died in a fucking car crash fuck you sam fuck you martin
Piece of shit human being

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>>57717706
Nyo.

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>>57717884
There is no need to be upset

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>>57717839
No I don't. I'll get some next time I go to the store, I never had a reason to use them before now apparently.

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>>57717625
Nyo you don't understand, I WANT to live alone, I'm sacred of intimacy!
Unless I'm intimate with Gura.

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>>57717971
Anon... Those are basic kitchen supplies.

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>>57717860
Thanks anon, best part is those are official pieces of art that she posted herself. Having an oshi that is both very cute and a massive coomer has its benefits.

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>>57717884
Retard.

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I just wish I knew the truth.

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Dino gura is real

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>>57717614
she disappeared way before it

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>>57718052
I never needed them before while cooking for an entire month so they must not be that basic.

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>>57717706
No, I'll just swoop in at the last moment to assassinate my competition

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Why dont she just tell us already if she is going to graduate, no need for this shit, i’m tired if this loop
Is she dead? Is she in coma? Do i need to ask another girl for her conditon??? Fuck

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She's probably taking some time off to prepare the ASMR love nest.

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>>57718287
Doesn't. Of. In a

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No one is superchating another girl about her? Mumei is online you know

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>>57711796
I do believe Advent had her spirits up myself, but she'll never be the one to initiate anything.

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We care too much and are too invested emotionally. This must be her way of telling us to stop that.

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>>57718626
She asked fauna to play mario kart with her. Its more like none of advent are chumbies

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>>57718572
stop being a pest

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>>57716956
>>57717609
>>57718054
Before Gura Kanata used to be my main fap fuel.
These are all very hot, thank you.

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Is she done fucking martin already? Its time to stream Gura, yea yea i know daily dose of his sperm yes?
>>57718697
She can tell me directly to stop bothering her and watch other girl but no she is tired of losing her income, what a fucking bitch

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>>57718572
she just aim better next time'd someone

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>>57718697
wrong, you're needy schizos, there's a difference

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>>57718767
No problem. I came here seeking Gurass, so I'm happy to make a trade.

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>>57718795
*Afraid

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Did all the chumbies get off for the night?

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>>57718935
No more chumbies, they left for better girl

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>>57718935
I'm still here.

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>>57718795
shut up schizo, god you're annoying

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>>57718935
I am still playing civ6

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How many breaks until it actually starts affecting her views?

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>>57719069
I want to watch her stream, simple as that
She didnt want me as her audience then she can tell me to leave
What a piece of shit woman, preying for mentally unstable people like me

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>>57718935
Not yet but nows as good a time as any
Post goom material

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>>57718935
konkey dong

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sometimes I wonder if people goomed to dino gura

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>>57719145
I Really want to see her in real life to see what kind of thing she did when she didnt stream

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>>57719145
too big to fail, casuals don't care about her absence

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Everytime Gura is absent, my pent up lust for lolis keeps growing. I don't know how long I can keep it in.

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my wife

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>>57719165
you being an absolute loser has nothing to do with gura

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>>57719145
Pretty sure it already has, just not to a devastating degree or anything.

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>>57710723
nahh i just hate you for being an entitled faggot. "but it's clear she doesn't feel anything for us at all." sweeping statements like that are insulting to her. You don't know how she feels, you are a faggot and you are entitled to nothing. Take your incendiary doomposts and shove them up your ass. Everyone that puts words in Gura's mouth, and assume her thoughts and motivations are this and that are toxic faggots who have turned a healthy parasocial relationship into an abusive relationship, and I want you faggots to stay the fuck away from my sharkwife.

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Even a non lewd pic of Gura is able to make me goom. Is this what they call true love?

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I have a confession to make
I didn't buy any of the 0101 merch. I didn't want to deal with another proxy buying service and the merch felt kinda soulless

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>>57711097
i'm tired of fembuds. kick them off their pedestal, they don't like us chumbuds or even interact with us, they don't give a fuck. Fembuds should be chasing us, for our fucking based taste in vtubers, not the other way around. They should be cosplaying and posting cute and lewd pics for us to enjoy, but they don't do shit for us. Fuck fembuds.

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>>57689828
Aim better next time.

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>>57719620
Post your cock then. Gotta draw them out somehow.

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>>57719605
Seems like its only acrylic stands and buttons. You aren't missing too much I think

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>>57719440
NTA, but I think at this point it's fair to call it abusive on both sides.

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>>57719605
some anon posted the 0101 acrylic panel and it looked really nice

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>>57719737
A fembud needs to make me hard first. Then i post cock. no one wants to see a shriveled up elephant trunk.

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>>57719791
Men dont get abused. We are stronger than women.

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>>57719605
>>57719764
You're missing the herbarium. It's the closest thing we will ever get to smell merch.

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>>57719878
Then she's abusing the poor fembuds I guess.

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Gura hasn't been on because she busy masterminding "bantheADL" on twitter/x. Trust me I know.

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>>57719917
I didn't know it came pre-herbified.