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>Join in on a huge collab with all her senpai
>Mostly keeps to herself
>Doesn't say hi to Suisei
>Acts like a robot the entire time and only says canned catchphrases
>Gets lost in a maze a 5 year old could solve and has to get saved
>Leaves the moment the group picture is taken

>> No.5765959

she is just like me.
festivals are mentally exhausting and I attend them for my friends not for my own enojoyment.

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>>5765931

>> No.5765980

>live in Japan
>be a fucking RAPPER in Japan
>can’t speak Japanese
Naruhodo

>> No.5765997

>>5765931
yeah, you could hear the contempt and boredom in her voice when she expressed wanting to work on a similar festival on the EN server for future generations

>> No.5766005

>>5765931
It's almost like she doesn't give a fuck about hololive, and furiously collabing after the backlash about her not giving a fuck was just damage control. Who knew?

>> No.5766045

>>5765997
She never has any intention of doing it anyway, much like all the other minecraft shit she said she'd do.

>> No.5766089

>>5765980
>live in the US
>be a fucking RAPPER in the US
>rhyme words with themselves
Complicated

>> No.5766107

>>5765980
>Live in Japan for FOUR fucking years
>Can't speak Japanese
How? How the fuck is this possible?

>> No.5766129
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5766129

Yes. Karen doesn't like Hololive, applied as a joke, and if it wasn't for the fact that it quadrupled her income and gave her shitty rap career 50x the audience it previously had she would have never kept with it. She doesn't like pretending to get along with the other girls, she only wants attention from mainstream Youtube celebrities like Cr1tikal and Gigguk. I pulled all of this straight out of my ass.

>> No.5766161

>>5766129
calliope-chan's pussy is just so great that what?

>> No.5766241

>>5766129
>I pulled all of this straight out of my ass.
It's not really a huge stretch given her actual behavior over the past 6 months.

>> No.5766278

I don’t know a thing about Calli other than she has a sexy avatar and makes rap music I’ve never listened to.

>> No.5766337

>>5766278
Here you go
https://streamable.com/9cbgcr

>> No.5766350

>>5766161
It was too good and he couldn't finish the sentence

>> No.5766358

>>5766278
turns out that what men really want is weeb/wigger hybrids, who knew?

>> No.5766389

>>5765931
sounds like me at family meetings

>> No.5766402

>>5765931
At the very least Moona ripped on her hard saying her voice sounds like Google Translate TTS.

>> No.5766426

>>5766129
Your ass would be correct about all of this.

>> No.5766437

>>5765931
Still better than Ollie screaming nonsence in every group call. Mori was just there and didn't try to ruin the fun.

>> No.5766459

>>5766337
Nothing wrong with her wanting to have her own life.

>> No.5766464

>>5766402
Did this really happen? I gotta see this shit

>> No.5766488

>>5766459
She had her own life before joining hololive. She had no money. You can't have both.

>> No.5766515

>>5766459
I agree, she should immediately graduate from Hololive to free herself of these obligations she doesn't want to fulfil.

>> No.5766520

>>5765931
You could make the same post for Ame or even Fubuki by changing a few words. The only real awkward moment she had was when she turned on fucking google translate in the group chat, Moona having to point it out, and then Mori leaving the channel nearly despondent, that was pretty funny at least.

>>5766278
Her milkers, and frankly her whole rig, are well animated and some of her music is okay.

>> No.5766549 [DELETED] 

>>5766488
t. Hololive corporate employee

>> No.5766567
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>>5766459
You've got a point. It's her life, it's now or never. She's not gonna live forever, she just wants to live while she's alive.

>> No.5766581

>>5766464
yup, based mooner
https://youtu.be/fm8see19Ztc?t=3653

>> No.5766605

>>5765980
>live in America
>be a fucking RAPPER in America
>can’t speak English
Many such cases.

>> No.5766661

>>5765931
>Gets lost in a maze a 5 year old could solve and has to get saved
Kinda funny tho

>> No.5766847

>>5766107
Typical americans.

>> No.5766920 [DELETED] 

>>5766107
laziness and complacency
It is pretty unbelievable though

>> No.5767071 [DELETED] 

>>5766129
I know people just post this rrat as bait
But it's really hard not to unironically believe it. It's enough to make me really hate Calli, especially when I compare her to the other EN girls

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>>5767071
Yeah, I also unironically believe that I'm going to put a foot up your ass for being a faggot, anon.

>> No.5767221

>>5766581
for me the better part comes right after, when she reaches the sign telling her to confess, I love how unphased she is

>> No.5767233 [DELETED] 

>>5767167
You don't feel like a bit of a cuck for being devoted to an oshi that at best doesn't actually care at all about her fans, at worst may literally resent them?

>> No.5767300

>>5766437
>ruin the fun
She has kiara to do that for her

>> No.5767309

>>5767233
You will never be Chinese.

>> No.5767319

And her music will still get millions of views. People will still throw countless dollars to her. She will keep gaining subscribers. She will surpass Pekora and Korone. Hololive is where local talents die and english speaking talents thrive. You like to see it.

>> No.5767324

>>5766107
Read up on the "Gaijin bubble", it's a real thing for most expats. Nihongo is muzukashii after all, why bother learning it when you don't plan on living there forever anyways, most of your expat friends that you surround yourself with (and bitch about how awfully xenophobic your host country is anyway) speak english, and for the minimal day-to-day interaction with the actual natives you have (like trips to the conbini, or nowadays rather uber eats) you can get by on the crutch of googuru translate etc.

>> No.5767334 [DELETED] 

>>5767309
I never said I don't like Coco. Why would I dislike someone like her who actually puts effort in as a streamer and appreciates her fans?

>> No.5767352

>>5765974
>unknown

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>>5767324
>there are enough tens to hundreds of thousands of rando white english speakers in japan that you can effectively have a parallel society of tourists who never learn the language and live there for years

>> No.5767395

>>5767324
I think it's just her being a woman, therefore an inferior being wtih lower IQ.

>> No.5767418

>>5767309
>You will never be Chinese.
thank god

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>>5767334
It's pretty useless to try to use reverse psychology to start a fanbase war between the Deadbeats and Tatsunoko this late in the game but I admire your ability to finally learn how to do something beside using spambots.

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>>5767423
at least use anime reaction images if you're gonna make retarded replies to my posts anon-kun, this is /vt/

>> No.5767464

>>5766567
that song's fucking awesome

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>>5767444
Retarded threads deserves retarded replies, anon.

>> No.5767513

>>5765931
>>Leaves the moment the group picture is taken

too introvert
shes literally an aqua tier autist.

>> No.5767529

>>5765931
I like Mori but it seems to me that they should have made her a music focused Holo sort of like AZKi. It seems clear to me that she doesn't like streaming that much while she loves making music. You also can't deny that every song she comes out with is a hit. Maybe when the vsinger debuts they will make Calli part of that group.

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>>5767510
go back

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>>5767367
>these same JET teacher assistants then come back/get kicked out, and gloat about "well I lived in Japan so I know what I'm talking about" acting like the final authority on Japanese culture, with their still-shit taste in anime/manga/total lacking of understanding of otaku things being unchanged from before, because they never actually hung with otaku there, all they really learned was what's good on the 100 yen menu at Japanese McDonald's

Seen it multiple times. Insufferable people really. Mori is exactly like them from what I can try to ballpark/eyeball - directionless fresh 4-year uni grad (basically shoe-in for jet) with no real career lined up, mostly just a boring normalfag but thought JET might be a cool thing to do for a bit until she figured something out. The only thing making her not a 100% garden variety jet vagrant is that she apparently also had a serious intent to use her time there to make a hail-mary effort to get her rap effort off the ground. Which is kind of neat (if not strangely specific) a desire but it has jack shit to do with otaku culture much less vtubing. So in that context it's really not surprising at all why she is how she is. The mystery to me is not her attitude but why Cover not only hired her but apparently pretty much settled on her within like a minute of talking despite her not really fitting the framework well. Then again they do that sometimes, a number of Holos were simply scouted and hadn't ever really been interested in vtubing (mel, noel etc).

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>>5767444

>> No.5767567

>>5767464
bon and jovipilled

>> No.5767581

>>5767395
I don't disagree that Mori is a particularly stupid individual which makes language aquisition for her harder than average, but rather than it being about "intelligence" (Kiara is also a woman and not too smart either, but managed to get jouzu quickly, and there are also countless male expats who can't speak japanese either), Mori lacks two other important qualities (that could make up for lack of intelligence, or "talent", if you believe in that) for language aquisition. First of all, the willingness to step outside the comfortable gaijin bubble (and stay outside) and actually immerse yourself into the host culture, and secondly the grit to stick with a training plan and not just make excuses, flake off or deprioritize her lessons at the first sign of hardship and struggle. She has shown that she can be autistically devoted to some things, unfortunately actually going hard into learning japanese isn't really all too high on that list of things she actually cares about.

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>>5767538
You first.

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>>5767583
finally an anime image
thanks

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>>5767540
>went from college grad 4 years to JET to Rapper (English) in Japan to vtuber to cumrag for Korean starcraft esports "celebrities"

Wow what an inspiring life story.

>> No.5767655

>>5767540
I wouldn't say she's entirely clueless about Otaku. She's apparently knows touhou doujin music artists like Coro of Tama Onsen and has an oddly specific amount of touhou fandom knowledge.

>> No.5767670

>>5766337
>>5766459
It's literally her job and her best shot at making a lot of money + gaining e-fame

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>>5767540
>The mystery to me is not her attitude but why Cover not only hired her but apparently pretty much settled on her within like a minute of talking despite her not really fitting the framework well.
Touristsama, only two of the five HoloEN girls only had some actual history dabbling in vtubing before.

>> No.5767727

>>5767540
>Otaku culture
And just what do you think Otaku culture is? Is shit like Touhou a requirement to be an "Otaku"? Mori has autistic levels of knowledge about something as niche as underground japanese internet rap. I'd say she is a pretty massive otaku for her specific niche.

>> No.5767741 [DELETED] 

>>5767540
>The mystery to me is not her attitude but why Cover not only hired her but apparently pretty much settled on her within like a minute of talking despite her not really fitting the framework well.
This is true, but it's pretty amazing that out of 5 EN girls, only Mori was a really shitty choice. Cover did surprisingly well with Gura, Ame, and Ina, and Kiara isn't the worst either.

>> No.5767742

Her only defining feature as a v-tuber is her big giant tits that I nut too In every stream

>> No.5767746

>>5767675
Gura/ame/ina weren't strangers to it although ina wasn't really big on it. Kiara had streamed a fuckton on NND for fucking years already, just wasn't a vtubber.

Mori on the other hand, as far as I know had in essence 0 fucking experience in the field at all. At the very least the scouted Holos were already streamers but she was a true wildcard. She just applied on a lark and lucked the fuck out; she didn't comprehend how lucky she really was until she got monetized. Of course all that humility and being humbled by the newfound success is a distant memory from her these days, but for a brief time it was a cinderella success story.

>> No.5767755

>>5767742
Holy based

>> No.5767816

>>5767581
Kiaras Japanese is superb. Clearly has the talent. She can easily beat nearly all the "professional translators" working for localisation companies.

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>>5767746
And yet, in the end, the talent scouts didn't really give a shit about her lack of streaming experience and it paid off.

>> No.5767900

>>5767741
>shitty choice
nah, if she was shit, she would be dead last in EN. JOPs cream themselves whenever she speaks and JP holos will literally lick her feet. Outside of here, she is fucking popular (not gura levels of popularity). As to why would cover hire someone with zero vtubing experience is still a mystery to me. They probably saw music background and said why not. Maybe the other participants were shit

>> No.5767914

>>5767567
Rock chuuba when?

>> No.5767941

>>5767900
>JOPs cream themselves whenever she speaks and JP holos will literally lick her feet.
because they cant tell how fucking cringe she is

>> No.5767965

The nips saw big giant tits on a blonde bimbo and immediately came themselves and she was hired on the spot

>> No.5767974

>>5767816
Even without rationalizing anything as innate "talent" (which is more often just an excuse by the lazy) or "intelligence" etc., what Kiara had over Mori were the two other important qualities mentioned, first of all the willingness to go hard in immersion and not just stay in a comfortable gaijin bubble all the time where you don't need to learn anything new, and secondly an autistic devotion to actually learning the language, applying it in conversation (being extro- vs introverted helps with that, in actually going to talk to people, you can't just learn a language passively through books etc.), and grind out through the "boring" parts where weak people falter and just relying on talent isn't enough either.

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>Makes Gura extremely uncomfortable during their first collab together
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Drags the entire generation into a series of extremely boring Overcooked 2 where she just mumbles to herself the whole time forcing collab partners to pick up the slack, despite being the one to start it
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Promises Kiara that they'd do weekly Minecraft streams where they could learn the game together, collabed MC exactly once one one month later and never again
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spends half an hour thanking superchats during her first Minecraft collab with Gura
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Doxxes herself and then obnoxiously fake screams into the mic the entirety of the Secret Neighbor collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Can't even be bothered to set up the game correctly for the first big Among Us collabs, is a massive anchor for the team and a wet blanket during meetings
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Was in a separate Discord channel thanking superchats during her second Among Us collab while her JP senpais all introduced themselves
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Played Lethal League with deadbeats while Ina literally stood there and watched, in what was supposed to be a Mori Ina collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Starts sulking when the punishment game comes up in Puyo Puyo Tetris, refuses to take part and brings the mood down
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Extremely and inexplicably rude to Kiara during the Takamori Q&A, nearly brought her to tears
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Doesn't know the first thing about Reine during their collab together, keeps calling her 'senpai' and actually thinks she's a Turkey character
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>According to Kiara, has overslept multiple collabs, forcing them to be delayed or rescheduled
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spoils the outfits for the Walfee outfit reveal collab, doesn't even try during the Jeopardy rounds and just types gibberish
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>was in a separate discord
>Completely uninterested during her Clubhouse 51 stream with Kiara, Kiara even has to pull out the fucking weather deck to try and get any sort of response from Mori
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spent 2 hours saying absolutely nothing but random autism grunts, as Kiara desperately tries to carry a conversation during their Shadowverse collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Can barely speak two words of Japanese during her Super Bunnyman stream with Rikka, forcing him to use English instead
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Completely shits the bed in the highly anticipated Coco Meme Review collab, exercising her usual "awkward sperg spamming stock phrases like naruhodo instead of holding an actual conversation" shtick to its fullest as Coco becomes more and more desperate to get ANY kind of reaction out of her and eventually asks 75k live viewers "is she always like this?"
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>made Gura wake up early on a day she had a stream later in the day
>replaced their game because it only has local play with a game that only has local play
>didn't install the game anywhere between the game being changed and the actual collab
>made a sleepy Gura wait 20 minutes only to have her experience about 0.5 to 2 second lag
>finally settle on Phasmophobia after all this struggling
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Collabed with anituber trash that is responsible for most of the casual fan flood from which casual doxfags and cucks who want male collabs can be traced to
>Way, way more prepared and enthusiastic for this than ANY of the collabs listed above
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Shows up to a literal who vtuber's birthday but never did a call in for her senpais
If you don't like her, don't watch her!

>> No.5767990

regardless of what you think, the first generation of EN is a fucking success. Fasted growth in subscribers and SC. I hope EN2 will be better or be on par with EN1

>> No.5768006 [DELETED] 

>>5767900
Cope
JPs only like Calli the same way they think Ame is a pure type of character. Because they can't fucking speak English and have no actual frame of reference

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>It's another he's replying to himself again episode

>> No.5768050

>>5767977
based and what kind of schizo types like this?

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>>5768050
he is a deadbeat

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Kiara trying to virtually fuck calli is probably giving calli motivation to quit

>> No.5768121

>>5767941
Thats not going to last forever anon. Korone asked Mori for another collab on her birthday stream and how long ago was that? They're eventually going to cotton on to the fact Mori doesn't give a shit about them and wants to bail at the first opportunity. There won't be any summer festival for Moros graduation you can bet on that.

>> No.5768138

>>5767974
Kiara has spoken Japanese for at least 10 years now going by her old youtube channel....

>> No.5768168

>>5768121
ya and haachama asked gura for another collab and how long ago was that?

>> No.5768202

Hope cover doesn’t fuck up the next batch of en members, this batch was botched from the start

>> No.5768284

>>5768168
>Mr. Koro was dealing with family business
>Haachama is in university
Anon... I...

>> No.5768298

>>5767990
At least from a pure numbers perspective, I don't think you should expect EN2 to actually do even BETTER than EN1, or you'd be only setting yourself up for disappointment. It's not even guaranteed that EN2 will just be "on par", maybe we've already crossed the zenith (at least for Holo popularity).

EN1 was a massive "lightning in a bottle" confluence of fortunate timing. Hololive in general was on a massive incline throughout late 2019 and 2020 leading up to EN's debut. We can all name the viral meme clips that contributed to it, the rise of Gen3 and Gen4 that brought Hololive more and more attention, and the hunger and readiness for the western/EOP fanbase to finally get "their" vtubers (remember how before HoloEN, people were so starved for english speaking vtubers that relative shitters like Hana Macchia for example could get their five minutes of fame as the fotm EOP-darling, and now nobody cares for her again), and all these circumstances crested in the wave breaking that were the first few weeks/months of HoloEN1s debuts.

Now that the "honeymoon" period is long over, and audience numbers/expectations have become more settled/stabilized, it's hard to capture that same lightning in a bottle again, or even improve upon it. The novelty value of "omg, an anime girl that speaks english?!?!" for the normies has become more accustomed to (also the rise of other non-holo english speaking vtubers, so people aren't as starved for choice anymore) and lessened, so unless Cover debuts some amazing people again (not just generic diamond dozen cute streamers) with tangible talents in new fields (for example we already got "huh, an anime girl that DOES RAP?!?", so something unexpected like that, only new) that can draw even more outside people in, it's probably not reasonable to expect the same (or even better) growth for EN2 again.

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>>5767977
Sorry, this is only based if you post an image of Shazam.

>> No.5768596

>>5768464
falseflag?
should I make a /yah/ to contain ourselves?

>> No.5768660

>>5765997
Her Minecraft building abilty is not even on par with Korone

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Moririn is a not very functioning autistic girl. Pls patient

>> No.5768706

>>5767941
so the same with EOPs and jp girls

>> No.5768771

>>5765997
Oh wow, look another one of those patented ~Mori promises™~, which I will totally believe now after the twentieth time we've already seen this before.

I'm sure Mori will get RIGHT ON IT and really grind out those Minecraft sessions on the EN server now to create the festival she is totally serious on holding and will definetly not "forget" (or make excuses if ever confronted with it again) about it later.

>> No.5768788

>>5768660
Is mori literally the worst Holo at MC? Even ones you never see on there anymore had some history with it where they at least did something - Ayame played eons ago and built a temple, Noel built that cow house thing with Miko etc.

Mori has had several streams, more per month than a fair few Holos actually.. but just does like nothing at all with the game, and hasn't really seemed to have ever gotten any inspiration to do anything besides wander around for no reason. Like fuck isn't she a creative artistic type? Would it be unreasonable for her to get an idea to try building a castle or the underworld or something? Then again the EN server has been in just a languid state for months basically; there is just no motivation. At least her seeing the JP server and how the game can serve a community function and be more than just walking around aimlessly, maybe finally got her that "a-ha" moment.

>> No.5768799

>>5768771
You should totally write an essay about it on post it in the comments, whinebeat. I know you're lurking here Nikodem, you fucking nerd

>> No.5768862

>>5767540
>a number of Holos were simply scouted and hadn't ever really been interested in vtubing (mel, noel etc).
Confirmed for not knowing what you are talking about. Noel and Mel's roommates both had vtuber models before joining Hololive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57dT78di4lc

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>> No.5768885

>>5768873
Don't dox me, bro.

>> No.5768950

>>5768799
I don't know who you're talking about, but sure, if it helps you cope with your choice of shit oshi that you have to think "No, it can't be that many other people could also see the flaws of my oshi, she's perfect, so it has to be only a single anti!", be my guest.

That "HoloEN Minecraft Festival" that Mori so clearly wants (after all, she SAID IT, that must mean it's true, right?!) and will definetly work hard to contribute to is just right around the corner, coming real soon, surely?

>> No.5768983

>>5768873
>>5768885
>Don't dox me, bro.
G-gigguk? I kneel.
t.Mori

>> No.5769029

>>5768771
Look forward to the stream where she says "I know there's a lot of unhappiness with the fact I havn't done the festival yet but...I don't care. 5%"

>> No.5769038
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>>5768950
Oh what's this? You were so alpha when I managed to drag you out of hiding in /morig/ that one time before Nikodem. What's the matter, you don't have your circlejerk of youtube likes to give you energy to write your 1,000 word thesis?

>> No.5769048

>>5768706
whos the most cinge jp who EOPs cant get a read on?

>> No.5769050

>>5767977
can't wait for you to schizopost how she "hurt" Gura by putting her WoD character through something "uncomfortable" during tomorrow's tutorial

>> No.5769083

>>5768788
Through her (in)actions Mori has demonstrated that Minecraft is firmly among the many parts of the "aspects of Hololive" that she doesn't give a fuck about. You can rationalize it however you want ("lacking inspiration" didn't stop others, and "server is too dead" only becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy if you can't be arsed to revitalize it yourself because of that), but simple probabilites and pattern-recognition should temper your optimism that it's ever going to get better.

>> No.5769110

>>5768788
Didn't she want to build a skull castle into the mountain at some point? What happened to that?

>> No.5769123

>>5769048
I don't know, I only watch my oshi
But as I slowly do my reps and improve my 日本語, I get the feeling she's not a particularly eloquent person
Still over her though

>> No.5769128

>>5765931
>Failed rap career
>Goes to japan as a "White monkey" thinking she'll find her niche there
>Uses vtubing as a stepping stone for her rapping career
>Unironically thinks people follow her for her "music" skills
>Cozying in with e-celebs in hopes of transitioning to mainstream
And people wonder why she's just doing the bare minimum interacting with the other chuubas

>> No.5769150

>>5769083
didn't know that liking to play minecraft was a requirement to get into HL

>> No.5769151

>>5769038
that ain't me, I'm chill with our boy since she's doing her best
also stop trying to make me into a thread celeb

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>no new ip

>> No.5769162

>>5767540
>be jap company
>weird white girl applies for your soon to be failed EN branch
>white people could never really compete with superior japanese genes
>white girl is thicc and kinda cute
>her japanese is shit but hilarious to hear
>she does something called "rap"
>no idea what the fuck that is, but apparently gaijin love that shit
>she shows us some existing music to prove she can deliver
>Hire her since you need someone that will make music in this gen
>also shes retarded so probably can get sex out of her

>> No.5769172

>>5769151
>hanging out in an blatant anti thread
You're even more retarded than I thought.

>> No.5769181

>>5767309
thanks anon, that cheered me up

>> No.5769190

>>5767529
How would she milk superchats then?

>> No.5769205

>>5769190
bro your t4 onlyfans?

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>>5768873

>> No.5769245

>>5765931
She had the tournament soon after you fag. Probably had to prepare. Do your research before posting.

>> No.5769254

>>5769172
someone gotta report blatant breaches of >>>1 that keep happening in those

>> No.5769300

>>5769245
>shilled tourney
oh em geee, she doesn't care about the biggest hololivefes! what a gold wigger!

>> No.5769333

>>5766581
>oh my gaaaaaaawd
>i heard that
shark probably had the smuggest grin

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>>5769254
And yet you keep replying to blatant bait anyway. Curious! You're a massive faggot!

>> No.5769344

>>5766129
You ruined a perfectly good rrat with that last sentance.

>> No.5769364

>>5769048
Aki, and it's not even close.

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>>5769344
>le overused joke
>good rrat

>> No.5769405 [DELETED] 

>>5769387
>he thinks it’s a rrat

>> No.5769424

>>5769405
>Nikofag coping this hard after being baited once again

>> No.5769427

>>5767367
it's exactly the same as the turd-worlder ghettos in europe and NA
only difference is whites in japan can probably contribute rather than being nothing but leeches

>> No.5769428

>>5768078
is this heaven

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>>5768873
somehow I find big ass hoop earrings to be really trashy but also super hot at the same time

>> No.5769449 [DELETED] 

>>5769424
Nobody understands your cryptic discordfag references nigger
Fuck Mori
Simple as

>> No.5769477

>>5768121
>Mori doesn't give a shit about them
Yeah because this month she hasn't collab with shit load of senpais.

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>>5769449
Dude you already gave yourself up ages ago, you might as well just become a tripfag at this point.
>Fuck Mori
gladly

>> No.5769521

Can’t wait for her to transition to a normal youtuber that does rap and hangs out with her eceleb friends only for deadbraps to not follow her because they were only there for the cartoon tits.

>> No.5769525

>>5767977
>Shows up to a literal who vtuber's birthday but never did a call in for her senpais
big yikes from me

>> No.5769534

>>5769449
>Fuck Mori
That's the plan.

>> No.5769557

>>5765931
>>Doesn't say hi to Suisei
Fuck you, don't drag Suisei to your shitpost

>> No.5769567

>>5769521
t.deadbeat

>> No.5769579

>>5769427
I would honestly be curious how many gaijin actually live in japan. Unlike Mcburgertown they don't count foreigners in their census, I've heard there are millions of flips living there illegally who don't exist on official records.

Though the US census is also fake at this point since we officially have 331 million people but that's impossible going purely off of recent immigration and death/birth inversions. They must have decided on a number back when Obama was president and are sticking with it even though it's factually inaccurate.

>> No.5769592

>>5769525
also blatantly wrong, like most of that post (though I guess subjective schizo interpretations of other people's reactions can't be proven 'wrong')

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>>5769495

>> No.5769627

>>5769557
it's also incorrect as she said hello in text chat when approached by Suzy, they were just in different discord groups

>> No.5769639

>>5769616
You first, Nikogerm.

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>>5769639

>> No.5769694

>>5769651
Not until Nikofag decides to stop being a containment breaking faggot lurker that'll never happen

>> No.5769701

>>5769592
How is it wrong? Mori has never called in to a JP stream to my knowledge.

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That stream really killed "Mori was/is party girl" rrat. It was like she really was back in high school again.

>> No.5769734

>>5769336
Bors did nothing wrong and is the voice of a generation.

>> No.5769742

>>5769701
Well the fact that she didn't call in for that indie but just send video message.

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>>5769694

>> No.5769760

>>5769445
That's because they are.

>> No.5769777

>>5769742
That seems like its splitting hairs anon.

>> No.5769780

>>5769701
and neither she had for yfu, it was a prerecorded vid
and she already did that for Watame, way back in december, on her first anniversary
other than that she was never invited to a non-EN totsumachi and she called into all EN ones once they actually learned how they're supposed to work (aka. arrange them in advance)

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>>5769751
Don't you have a fucking job to be at? You clearly have to if you're paying for both Mori and Koopa's memberships.

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>>5769812

>> No.5769877

>>5769780
You don't get invited to totsus anon. They just send a general discord message and let whoever wants to call in do it.

>> No.5769888

>>5769834
I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS

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>>5769150
haha I said they'd be idols and now they're stuck playing Minecraft

>> No.5769995

>>5769877
very few holos are doing them that way, considering most totsu appear to be pretty tightly scheduled in streams that are already planned many weeks in advance
though part of it might've came from EN being notably overmanaged until recent

>> No.5770022

>>5765931
>Mostly keeps to herself
She interacted more than any of the other ENs. and that's on top of being awake for over a day
>Gets lost in a maze a 5 year old could solve and has to get saved
Gura got lost in just their village

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>>5769888

>> No.5770113

>>5765931
>Gets lost in a maze a 5 year old could solve
gura actually solved it so i guess that´s proven to be true

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>>5770057
>nikojew is on welfare

>> No.5770141

>>5765931
>>Leaves the moment the group picture is taken
What? Mori I love you man but come on.

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>>5770125

>> No.5770173

>>5770152
>nikochink is actually a teamate
unironically not surprised

>> No.5770215

>>5765931
Kakkoi...

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>>5770173

>> No.5770227

>>5770141
She had very little sleep before hand and wanted to grab 2 hours of extra sleep before the shadowverse tourney.

>> No.5770228

>>5769387
Joke?

>> No.5770308

>>5770222
>nikonigger is actually a janitor

>> No.5770351

>>5770141
she streamed for over 6 hours at that point and had an arranged meeting with her SV coach at 2 AM JST
Kiara left shortly after taking an usaken group pic for similar reason
factcheck your shit

>> No.5770410

>>5770351
I'm going to write a 10,000 word thesis on how Mori should've raped everyone in the festival and post it on twitter.

>> No.5770417

>>5767367
Oh hey, that happened to me in Scotland as a spic

>> No.5770448

>>5767581
You dumb fucking piece of shit. Yeh you in particular, even though the vast majority of the posts on this board are by absolute morons and I only hope they'll be forced to realize how fucking retarded they are. (Oh wait I mean most of this website, and several other websites). You're not smart you fuck, smart people don't post layers of presumptuous garbage projection on a website made apparently for fucking idiots. She's introverted, and she's a streamer. That already explains everything you fucking retarded fuck. PS if you're reading this you are probably equally retarded, please go fuck yourselves.

>> No.5770478

>>5770308
anonchama, I don't want to upset you further but I'm phoneposting from work, I don't have reaction pics saved
you got roped into the hole by another anon

>> No.5770542

>>5770417
I didn't know Scotland had any spics or why spics would want to fuck sheep, complain about ingerland and protest over how there aren't enough gay muslims in edinburgh

>> No.5770575

>>5770448
t. Mori Calliope

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>>5770308

>> No.5770642

>>5767581
>unfortunately actually going hard into learning japanese isn't really all too high on that list of things she actually cares about.
She does have two times a week japanese classes(used to be three but now she also has vocal lessons as well) and is actually talking to her senpais more especially Watame.
She clearly knows more Japanese than those TT people.

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>>5770478
Nice to see you're as much as a attention seeking faggot as I thought you were. You could've kept hiding but no, you're just that hopelessly addicted egosearching yourself on a Mongolian baksetweaving forum. I'm pretty sure you're also on Triangle's discord full of groomers too, right? Fuck off and die already, you piece of shit.

>> No.5770758

>>5765980
i read as BRAPPER

what this site have done to me

>> No.5770772

>>5770706
please start a channel anon, I'll SC you the rent

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>>5770772
>doesn't even try to deny the fact that he's a groomer
Glad to know that all of my suspicions about you were right on the money.

>> No.5770913

>>5765931
She was up for 48 hours at this point btw

>> No.5770935

>>5770890
bend over
I'll groom all over your back

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>>5770935
>he's showing his true colors now

>> No.5770991 [DELETED] 

>>5770935
>>5770966
get a room you two

>> No.5771011

>>5770966
I'll paint you in all colors of the rainbow my dog

>> No.5771025

>>5770991
fucking up Mori's anti threads is always fun.

>> No.5771065 [DELETED] 

>>5771025
there's no excuse for namefagging

>> No.5771069

>>5771025
this I can agree with, schizochama

>> No.5771102

>>5771011
>whoops, I got outed for being a groomer yet again, better try to gay RP out of this one
Now all of everybody knows you're a massive faggot

>> No.5771103

>>5766402
Thats funny coming from the mooner

>> No.5771134

>>5767324
>and bitch about how awfully xenophobic your host country is anyway
did you ever wonder why Gaijin stay in a bubble anon?

>> No.5771330

>>5767324
>and bitch about how awfully xenophobic your host country is anyway
But Mori hasn't done that. Unlike most expats she didn't get filtered hard and actually enjoys living in Japan even with all the downsides of it.

>> No.5771338

>>5766402
>>5769333
>>5766581
Holy kek

>> No.5771438 [DELETED] 

>>5766581
Holy fucking shit, I love the moon

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>>5767741
>This is true, but it's pretty amazing that out of 5 EN girls, only Mori was a really shitty choice.
If only there could have been a better choice to make a perfect lineup...

>> No.5771536

I wouldn't mind Mori's addition to hololive so much if her fans weren't such loud embarrassing autists. if it weren't for that then I could easily ignore Mori and forget she even exists most of the time.

that's not to say Mori herself doesn't fucking suck on her own, because she does fucking suck. but her fans make it three times as worse for everyone.

>> No.5771569

>>5771457
>Implying there was a better choice

>> No.5771583

>>5771536
why does she suck?
she participates in Hololive stuff and releases a lot of music which pulls views

>> No.5771645

>>5771536
How are they any different from other EN fanbases?

>> No.5771676 [DELETED] 

>>5771457
This timeline would have been blessed.
But I like her in nijisanji

>> No.5771679

>>5771583
she doesn't play games anons like

>> No.5771723

>>5771679
they also don't like that she acknowledges the existence of streamers not employed by Yagoo and his minions

>> No.5771751

>>5767071
It's at least partly true, Mori's already dripfed that vtubing wasn't her first choice with the stories about applying on a whim with her friends and coming to "enjoy" the streaming. I do think she'll be the next voluntary graduation once her fame is big enough that she thinks hololive isn't necessary anymore, wouldn't expect a career killing final yab though, she's done the starving indie routine long enough to not fuck it up now

>> No.5771753

>>5769110
She wanted to do it with her members, but then she found out you can’t play mc behind a paywall, hasn’t been brought up again since.

>> No.5771781

this just proves again and again that she is only good in solo streams and terrible in collabs.

but of course Calli's simps cant see this

>> No.5771929 [DELETED] 

>>5771781
Since when was she good in solo streams?

>> No.5771981

>>5771583
>she participates in Hololive stuff and releases a lot of music which pulls views
so mori's mere participation in stuff and getting views is all that matters to you deadbraps after all. thanks for clearing that up.

>> No.5772039

>>5771981
who said I was a deadbrap?

>> No.5772089

>>5771981
tell me why she sucks then?
she does her job and is successful at it

>> No.5772204

>>5766129
I can unironically respect this. It's just a hustle and a job, and I hate my job too. I was a Mori anti before but then I realized its just an autistic girl trying to make it. Imagine some ugly Austrian menhera following you around trying to force a ship on top of that. I'd be exhausted too.
At least mori has sympathetic motivations to someone that's an adult. Kiara is just an insufferable egoist that actually wants to be an idol.

>> No.5772666

>>5767990
If EN2 is even close to EN1's growth, youre looking at the new main branch

>> No.5772742

>>5767309
that's almost better than never being anthony burch

>> No.5774463

It is very funny that after making such a big deal about Shadowverse and wanting to get revenge on Kiara, who seemed to not care much, she still lost to Kiara in the tournament

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>start shadowverse shilling
>Kiara joins in
>decide to have a collab
>she fucking humiliates you by stomping you like 6 times in succession
>you were silently seething the whole time so badly you had to damage control immediately after with "i-i-i was just really focused"
>vow to never have this happen again
>start autistically practicing to get revenge
>finally you two are fated to meet in a sponsored tournament again
>this is it, this is payback time, this is what you've been practicing for
>she fucking wins again

>> No.5774605

>>5772204
Good lord how dare a member of a virtual idol company want to be an idol

>> No.5774688

>>5767367
Yup and it will get worse in the future

>> No.5774727

>>5768788
Yeah. I hope she can at least learn the basics of the game when participating on such collabs.

Or she could just ditch it completely like Korone and Okayu all together. And save everyone the inconvenience and baggage.

>> No.5774922

>>5765931
She really cares about hololive. That's why she took 3 breaks in a little more than a month. There's no way she'd just be trying to milk money out of her sad sad audience

>> No.5774980

>Never the it girl
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good stream until this month and had to be carried by superior chuubas
>Never had a signature moment
>Never elevated anyone beneath her
>Never had the balls to step out her Ironic Weeblet comfort zone even when management begged her to
>Sang the least viewed original single of hololive
>Sang the least viewed VOD of hololive
>Tanked the viewership of Meme Review so hard that Coco decide to graduate
>Is barely ever in the spotlight because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of Takamori
>Only the 5th best member of Hololive EN
>Only the 53rd best member of Cover corp talents
>Her appearance on Trash Taste accomplished nothing but inflict ironic weeaboos on the fanbase
>Her grim reaper cosplay is cringworthy
>Her wigger rapper cosplay is cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"""""YA BOY""""""""
>Shit taste in anime
>Shit hair color (fucking pink, really?)
>Has a natural inability to talk like a human being
>Only significant achievement was accidentally being first to debut in the same gen as Gura
>Is the Vtuber equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre waiter whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is getting tips meant for others
>So bad at acting out basic interactions that had her ship hijacked by Ina of all people
>spends the last few months of her career making fun of the company that pays her
>The biggest impact she had on the business was making everyone realize that holoEN should have been four people

>> No.5775076

>>5769742
She also never sent a video message to her senpais.

>> No.5775374

>>5774980
>Sang the least viewed original single of hololive
>Sang the least viewed VOD of hololive
She uploads much more music videos than other members, this kind of stuff is fated to happen. Also, memes aside, you shouldn't use numbers to judge people.
>Her grim reaper cosplay is cringworthy
>Shit hair color
That's just taste.
The rest is all true though.

>> No.5775454

>>5767977
Be sure to update this in the future trash taste collabs

>> No.5775679

>>5767977
I found her awkwardness charming in the early months, enough that I called her my EN oshi, but as she refused to grow out of it and has gradually revealed her contempt for her fans and her shining adoration for the anituber crowd, the bubble just burst at some point, and now she's easily my least favorite of the five. It's quite embarrassing, really

>> No.5775700

>>5767977
Very autistic but also very BASED.

>> No.5776298

>>5775679
Yeah, same for me. I was also looking forward to music production streams untill she realized she could make more money with zatsus and could just pay others to produce her music. Idk if she ever even knew how to mix audio

>> No.5776302

>>5771103
That is kinda ironic coming from Moona that’s what makes it even funnier.

>> No.5776688

>>5776298
watch streams
she did part of the work on mixing vocals for Getcha herself which let Comet release it early, Suzy was gushing over it

>> No.5776804

>>5775374
most of it isn't or is straight out the most schizo interpretations of events
the least viewed originals and VOD are straight out false when whole of Hololive is used as qualifier (there are still originals that didn't breach 300k)
the amount of straight falsehoods in fact subverts the entire thing

>> No.5776849

>>5775679
>and has gradually revealed her contempt for her fans
Sure you can believe that but it is just her having hard time showing her emotions thanks to the autism. That talk with Mousey seemed to do hit her harder and she has gotten better at it.

>> No.5776900

>>5775076
She did, anon. For Watame last year-

>> No.5776970

>>5774922
>That's why she took 3 breaks in a little more than a month
One day thing that doesn't even affect her streaming in anyway and she even streamed today from her "break".

>> No.5776985

>>5776849
>it is just her having hard time showing her emotions thanks to the autism
Watch this stream and say that to my face again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTXgCF-Ezyk

>> No.5776995

>>5766402
Post Clip

>> No.5777098

>>5767540
Ogey

>> No.5777140

>>5776985
nice that you linked a stream that's mainly apologizing for her bad performance, adressing fan feedback and then reinforcing her gratitude in the end, maybe if people watchbit all insted of just clips they'll finally learn a thing or two

>> No.5777143

>>5776688
she's only done one music production stream, that doesn't speak well to her abilities.she probably contributed to the mix just as much as most rappers do(ayy man turn this up) doubt she did much more than balance some premixed stems, and that's a probably a stretch

>> No.5777150

>>5774573
it's hilarious. Mori believed herself to be above Kiara only to be humiliated by the kackvogel

>> No.5777182

>>5776985
Yes, i watched that stream and she really needs to write shit down whenever talking about anything important. She just says everything that comes to her mind without realizing what she is saying.
But hey if you want to believe that she hates her fans and she really is an asshole then believe it.

>> No.5777229

>>5777140
Convenient you forgot the 5% part of the stream, niggerbeat

>> No.5777365

>>5777140
I watch ASMR streams in the background as relaxation you clipfag nigger. I remember having to stop that one halfway through and save the rest for later when I was in a better mood because she was really pissing me off

>> No.5777382

>>5777143
some of her most liked songs (but also some of the less) were arranged or mixed mainly or full by herself
she doesn't do as much on them as Mori for reasons she outlined fairly clearly - she wants to keep a relatively high original output without impacting stream delivery too much, plus it gives her the opportunity to spotlight various folks from her circles

>> No.5777400

>>5766107
Does she live in Tokyo? I went there and literally the only thing that didn't have English signage was the Shibuya Crossing Starbucks of all things.

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Guro! Don't click.

>> No.5777453

>>5777229
watch the stream
the entire stream
then we can talk like adults
>>5777365
sounds like a personal problem

>> No.5777709

>>5777453
>please give my findom mistress an extra view
niggerbeat, you are beyond help
just cut your throat in the bathtub

>> No.5777887

I still cannot comprehend why the eggmen of this godforsaken board decided to gang up on Kiara and not Mori. Kiara loves hololive, idols and her fans more than anything, whereas Mori is the exact opposite. I've been seething about this for a long time and although I don't want Mori or the deadbeats to get the same cyberbullying I would like some small amount of justice for the chikin.

>> No.5777941

>>5777229
Did you forgot rest of the stream or did you even watch it?
>>5777709
I guess you didn't.

>> No.5777989

You niggers are literally never happy about anything are you

>> No.5778008

>>5777887
>whereas Mori is the exact opposite
Not at all.

>> No.5778101

>>5777989
Mori will always be number one on hate list here. Kiara was there for a while but nothing can beat Mori even if she would go full idol.

>> No.5778144

>>5777887
you sound like the kind of nigger that'll quote this post on global with a
>why are KFP like this?

>> No.5778322

>>5768078
No matter how sexy the art makes them, their voices and personalities make it impossible to fantasize about fucking them, it'd be like fucking that weird female friend you can only see as one of the guys.
>Penetrate Calli from behind
>GUUUH! Sorry, that surprised ya boi!
>Meanwhile, Kiara does that weird fake Pekora laugh and starts dancing around loudly making cat noises and asking if you're going to play with the pussy and rambling on about nothing the whole session
I wouldn't be able to stay erect even with an overdose of viagra.

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>>5778322
oh god
Why did you have to do this to me

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>>5778322
>>Penetrate Calli from behind
>>GUUUH! Sorry, that surprised ya boi!
And i would not want it to be any other way.

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>>5778322
my sides

>> No.5778565

>>5766129
Stick your hand deeper up that shitter and see if you can find Nostrodamus.

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>>5778322
you're turned on by that aren't you

>> No.5778770

>>5765980
>live in America
>be a fucking RAPPER in America
>can only speak Ebonics
More common than you might think!

>> No.5778823

>>5778697
>he isn't
Her being one of the boys that you fall in love is part of the appeal.

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>>5774980

>> No.5779020

>>5778901
Anon, that is written by deadbeat.

>> No.5779259

>>5767727
for the majority of fags here, not watching seasonal anime immediately excludes you from being an otaku.

>> No.5779333

>>5779259
Also that there kind be all sorts of otaku (train otaku, military otaku, etc.)

>> No.5779344 [DELETED] 

Is calli really that bad?

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>>5766107
>Live in Tokyo
>Stammer like a retard to form the most basic of sentences
>Skip your jap lessons repeatedly
>Your gaijin group includes jap rap jiggas who go out of their way to speak for you and already know english

Send Mori out to the country side for 6 months and she'll return as proficient as Ollie at least

>> No.5779421

>>5779259
I am actually same as her where i am completely out of touch with seasonal anime and don't really watch anime all that much anymore.
Most of her audience at least her members are the same.

>> No.5779441

>>5777229
excuse me, it's "DOXXBRAP"

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>>5779344
Nah, she is just roller coaster.

>> No.5779471

>>5766402
To be fair for moona, Mori was talking non stop in a soft tone to herself and her chat, so Moona kept asking what that noise is

>> No.5779476

>>5767977
Is Calli really that bad?

>> No.5779480

>>5765931
All the shitposting aside, she is just autistic and chuuni. That's it

>> No.5779490

>>5779408
>Skip your jap lessons repeatedly
What are you talking about?

>> No.5779502

>>5774980
>The biggest impact she had on the business was making everyone realize that holoEN should have been four people
Three people*
The Trinity is strong

>> No.5779530

>>5779490
She just had a stream where she mentioned she actually attended a good amount of her jap lessons, to which she then added she will cancel or reschedule them if something "more important" comes up

>> No.5779570

>>5779530
P.S. it was her Karaoke After Party stream, and no i will not time stamp it, go watch it yourself

>> No.5779572

>>5765931
all holojp are ethnists except fubuki
fuck them

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>>5779502
Only true trinity that matters.

>> No.5779610

>>5779572
>ethnists
ESLchama...

>> No.5779648

>>5779570
Well i guess i missed that when watching it.
That important stuff probably is some hololive behind the scenes stuff.

>> No.5779653

>>5765931

anon, she doesn't have the energy to work on hololive collabs when she has to prepare for her shadowverse collab with those ironic weebs and other non-vtubers

>> No.5779687

>>5769050
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!

>> No.5779691

>>5779502
The trinity that earns less in superchats than the other two members

>> No.5779707

>either awkward or outright antisocial in any hololive collab
>extremely functional and engaged in gigguk collab

trust me, she isn't leeching off of hololive and vtubing as a whole, I swear

>> No.5779749

>>5779653
Anon, at least watch her recent senpai collabs.
Mori was just awkward because she isn't good at huge groups and constant yelling in voice chat.
She has aspergers probably.

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>>5779687

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>>5779749
>introverted person means she is mentally retarded
you are just the same as twitter trannies, maybe even worse

>> No.5779859

>>5779749
Seconded. She isn't apathetic. Just autistic.

>> No.5779873

>>5776804
>the amount of straight falsehoods in fact subverts the entire thing
No it doesn't. Calli's still doesn't give a shit about holo or her viewers, and the mindset that that's ok is already slowly making it's way to other holos. She's also unable to have interesting colabs.
I'm not saying that's bad for Cover btw. That's pretty much the description of 90% of twitch channels, and since it appeals to the masses, they still do a ton of money.
I just find it sad that other holos put so much effort in doing quality content and caring about their viewers, and they have to share a spotlight with someone who doesn't give a shit.

>> No.5779885

This thread is as autistic as Calliope.

>> No.5779892

>>5779749
she's been pretty bad in even one-on-one collabs, and of course she's going to try to get her shit together after doing controversial things. I'm willing to drop my rrat if her pattern of caring significantly more about idiots than people in hololive actually diminishes but for the time being I have reason to believe she doesn't care enough.

>> No.5779902

>>5779873
Nikogerm stop shitposting and get back to your job or else you'll get fired and you won't be able to support your grooming addiction.

>> No.5779914

>>5779707
>extremely functional and engaged in gigguk collab
Did you watch the collabs after that? That stream was just bad timing with that Gura collab fiasco happening before it.
>trust me, she isn't leeching off of hololive and vtubing as a whole, I swear
If she was as horrible human being as people claim to be would not doxxfags have already found out her doing something like that before?

>> No.5779924

>>5779749
It's always something with Mori, isn't it?
IMAGINE being the shy one and pulling the introverted card, in a Minecraft collaboration chock full of fellow introverts, all working in a company that hires basically 98% introverts or social recluses

>> No.5779982

>>5779857
She is more than introverted though.

>> No.5779992

>>5767746
Do your reps

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>seething schizo thread
>after today's member stream
You faggots crack me up.
Hope you're all enjoying your time here bitching to each other instead of watching streams.

>> No.5780014

>>5779982
a big tittied, mentally shattered sex fiend?

>> No.5780047

>>5780010
>Pay Mori more money so she can tell you how much she likes you!
She'd make a killing at a cosplay strip club

>> No.5780079

>>5779924
You are the one who is trying to make her into worse person than she is.

>> No.5780122

>>5766129
Its funny that most of these apply to Ina as well.

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>>5780047
>he lacks the information
It killed more than half the rrats this thread has been seething about for hours now, but don't ever let the truth get in the way of your good time or your made up narratives!

>> No.5780166

mori sucks at faking it
either sell your soul or be true to yourself

>> No.5780190

>>5780047
You aren't membered for any holos?

>> No.5780218

>>5780047
you will never have sex with you're oshi

>> No.5780255

>>5780190
Yes, but these Holos actually entice myself and others in their regular streams, thus warranting the desire to member

>> No.5780283

>>5780218
>you're oshi
SEA-chan.....

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>>5765931
>Is literally a "Deadbeat Dad"
>Doesn't wanna do shit

>> No.5780306

>>5780166
She was true to herself when with TT

>> No.5780327

>>5780159
You wanna post a clip there johnny tightlips? Paraphrase it? quote it?

>> No.5780347

>>5780327
here's the clip
https://streamable.com/to23ww

>> No.5780359

>>5780255
Well for me Mori's membership was always just get more Mori and to support her.
I understand that you don't like Mori and you don't have to as she filters a lot people with her personality and mannerism.

>> No.5780419

>>5780306
That podcast one? I remember people complaining that she was keening on kayfabe too much and not acting like herself.

>> No.5780526

>>5780347
>Thank link
You wanna post a little asterisk on your reddit issued meme-book that "lurk moar" means the content is available TO be lurked in

>> No.5780564

>>5780122
Time to do your reps cunt. You know shit about Ina.

>> No.5780574

>>5780419
Unironically her first one with Kiara was her being the most genuine and real to herself. With Ina she kinda pushed this really weird, hypersexual highschool fantasy, and with Watson she just bulldozed through everything and basically plot hooked Ame every 5 minutes

>> No.5780615

>>5780574
The Tiara stream is maybe the most fun I have ever had with Calli, I wish she acted like that all the time. Not trying to be cool, not trying to be cringy as a joke, just having fun

>> No.5780631

>>5765931
Compared to Ame and considering how long she'd been awake, Mori was fine. Not particularly entertaining but not notably bad.

>> No.5780641

>>5765931
She managed to get a lot of her 5% that day. Give her a break, she has other shit to do.

>> No.5780644

>>5780526
Retardchama... I...

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>>5780327
>more creative streams, less gaming focused
>only one or two Shadowverse streams a month now that the tournament is done
>grilling, lyric writing, Strive and Doom coming up along with TTRPG shenanigans
>all conveyed through a comfy zatsudan while streaming from a hotel bathtub
Only to name a few.

>> No.5780690

>>5780615
She's sad that this TTRPG game will be the only one she ever does, but I really hope that's not the case. I'd honestly love it if she just stuck to zatsudans, music stuff and TTRPG sessions, with the occasional game or collab here and there.

>> No.5780713

>>5780574
Oh you are talking tabletop thing.
>With Ina she kinda pushed this really weird, hypersexual highschool fantasy
I liked it because it was just funny to watch.
>with Watson she just bulldozed through everything and basically plot hooked Ame every 5 minutes
You really can't blame all on Mori with that?
Ame was also kind awkward and didn't really knew what to do.

>> No.5780739

>>5780666
Thank you based level 3 deadbeat, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.

>> No.5780774

>>5780690
>this TTRPG game will be the only one she ever does
Are you forgetting how they've outlined seasons of this series with different players rotating in and out depending on their level of interest, or are you more worried that this won't be received well by management and somehow stopped after one story?

>> No.5780798

>>5779902
I've seen that thrown around a few times, who is 'Niko'? Some schizo?

>> No.5780807

>>5780690
>She's sad that this TTRPG game will be the only one she ever does
No she didn't. If this goes well she could continue with other people and maybe even with EN2.

>> No.5780810

>>5780574
>With Ina she kinda pushed this really weird, hypersexual highschool fantasy

True but she and Ina were so funny together that it was my fav so far.

>with Watson she just bulldozed through everything and basically plot hooked Ame every 5 minutes

I actually liked this one despite it being the weakest so far, but with Watoto giving very short responses to everything, there wasn't really much else Calli could do.

>> No.5780822

>>5769245
>valuing a tournament with ironic weebs and general non-vtubers over a big hololive collab

clearly this is not a sign she doesn't care about hololive

>> No.5780824

>>5766129
sauce onegai

>> No.5780830

>>5780798
I would tell you to lurk more, but I'm pretty sure he'll make his way here eventually to explain everything.

>> No.5780847

>>5780666
>>5768771

>> No.5780870

>>5780810
I feel like Watoto will function much better when the whole group is together, and they can react to his short, yet crazy suggestions and actions. But agreed, it was the weakest of the three so far. Tiara and Yuul are tied as fantastic for different reasons to me.

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>>5780666
Thank you anon, it's nice to know there are ACTUAL deadbeats in here willing to spread the good word of Mori instead of your Reddit-issued "infiltrators" like this retard >>5780644
who is desperately fumbling through his print out on how to use memes properly

>> No.5780928

>>5779020
Deadbeats can't read or write

>> No.5780945

>>5780666
She will definitely fulfill these promises, just as she always does.

>> No.5780952

>>5780798
Seems to be some imaginary bogeyman this deadbrap is accusing everyone of being because he can't fathom the idea that more than one person criticizes his cringe oshi.

>> No.5780964

>>5780774
I just recall her saying in a recent zatsudan something along the lines of "I'm really happy to be getting so much good feedback about these streams, but enjoy them whilst they last because this isn't happening again!"

This isn't an attempt at a rrat btw, I think it was a comment based on how much hard work it all is to make it happen every week. The stuff about different players rotating in and out was something said during the first stream, which makes me think it's as likely to happen as all the stuff they had/have planned for the EN minecraft server. It's fun to plan stuff, but prepping it not so much.

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>>5780847
Yeah, we know you've been saying this for nearly a month now, and despite her actively responding to and improving based on criticism over the weeks, you'll still plug your ears and pretend that THOSE DON'T COUNT.
Can't wait to see you spam the same message across the front page again!

>> No.5780967

>>5780874
you are trying too hard

>> No.5780983

>>5780822
She had her fun and Kiara did the same because she was also on that tournament.

>> No.5781006

>>5780967
Guessing that's an enviable trait ehh plebbit?

>> No.5781013

What did you expect from a girl that sounds exactly like a mall goth? Her voice upon debut made it obvious

>> No.5781030

>>5780928
How wrong you are.

>> No.5781055

>>5780952
his criticism wasn't even the issue, it's his uncontrollable urge to try to virtue signal /morig/ of all places

>> No.5781056

>>5767977
I've seen this pasta with no additions for a while now. Did she stop fucking up?

Do I need to stop hating her now?

>> No.5781085

>>5780952
>he can't fathom the idea that more than one person criticizes his cringe oshi
But deadbeats are her biggest critics especially here. Sure she has her yesmen but most of them aren't even members.

>> No.5781100

>>5781056
No, she just keeps repeating the same mistakes again and again.

>> No.5781103

>>5780822

The shadowverse collab had been planned since before the UsaKen fest, and at that point not seeing it through would have been a sign that she doesn't care about her job.

>> No.5781130

>>5780964
>"I'm really happy to be getting so much good feedback about these streams, but enjoy them whilst they last because this isn't happening again!"
Yeah i don't her ever saying that? What zatsudan you could be talking about?

>> No.5781182

>>5780964
I don't believe it was related to TTRPG, but more based on her schedule where she's been in 2-3 collabs a week since the TTRPG started, so that might dwindle down a bit. Regardless, she is having a lot of fun with the WoD campaign so far, and reiterated how happy she is to hear positive feedback for her recent efforts regarding prep and collab energy, which she wants to maintain, which may result in less, but more focused streams.

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