/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

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Hololive Summer 2023 - 0101 Merch:
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Previous Thread: >>57476551

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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Gurass

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The bag is making landfall. I repeat incoming bag.

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>>57504089
ToT UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>57504368

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Gura has a little puffy cunny. Are you really ok with this chumbies?

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Goo soon

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>>57504568
Only if it's stinky.

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Missing Goob

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I think Gura!
Everyday Gura!

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The real gawr gura was the friends we made along the way. but I hate all of you

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>>57504649
Not as much as this guy.

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>>57504868
Based chumbaby

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Where's my wife? I need her, I'm starting to feel a little crazy, a little funny in the head.

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Ame just agreed with Gura that schedules suck! THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>57504868
>Doesn't realize that Gura is the pet
ngmi

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>>57504568
I need to sample it first, but yes.

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I'll never agree that schedules suck.

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>>57505469
I think strict streaming schedules probably suck for her, but that she desperately needs some sort of basic structure or we get this
a m/w/f with 'something today', doesn't even have to list what she's doing would work wonders

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https://litter.catbox.moe/w67ygj.mp4
why did she do it bros?

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>>57505469
They do suck, the girls have explained why many times and you'll never accept that their reasons are valid.

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>>57505146
They're wrong. Schedules are great and there's no reason not to do them. They give streamers structure and let the audience have a general idea on which days they'll stream.

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>>57505858
Ame LITERALLY JUST EXPLAINED why, echoing Gura's explanation a few weeks ago.

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>>57505469
I used to think it would add unnecessary stress to her, but after seeing where it led, I agree. While schedules might be annoying to her, they provide necessary structure and hold her accountable.

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>>57505947
I don't watch Ame, link?

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>>57506100
Stream is still ongoing.

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my wife

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>>57505828
I want gura to blow my back out with her dual futa cocks! ToT

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I wish Gura would actually eat me one day.. I really want to die by getting eviscerated by her razor sharp teeth, while she feeds off of my body..

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>>57506048
Talking about someone being "held accountable" when the subject is livestreaming videogames is absolutely ridiculous and you're a ridiculous person for saying it.

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>>57505947
Wasn't Gura's explanation that it makes her stress out that she won't be able to do whatever she put on the schedule that day, due to unforeseen technically issues, or something coming up that stops her from streaming?

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Gura is a real idol and my real girlfriend.

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>>57506048
Schedules made Gura very unhappy and no real chumbud wants Gura to be unhappy.

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>>57506382
it's about communication, because she used to do it a lot more when she had schedules.

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>>57505947
ame is making excuses because she's horrible at keeping to one and cancels all the time
though I also think that in her case no schedules are better, because with the kind of odds she runs it helps to be spontaneous

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>>57506467
well, we failed to make her happy either way

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>>57505947
>Ame LITERALLY JUST EXPLAINED why, echoing Gura's explanation a few weeks ago.
nta and I didn't have Ame on to hear exactly what she said but if it really was like Gura's reason then I should have a good idea of what she said. Any of the girls that drop schedules say they suck because the schedules literally only hurt them.
>things might come up and we can't stream, some days don't feel like it, etc
which is fair but looking at it from the other way it sucks to never even have an idea of what's coming next or what days you can plan around. I don't want to miss any Gura content, so not being able to plan shopping days or any other outings during the work week is a fucking pain. Most people would absolutely be okay with very loose schedules so there is less pressure on Gura while also giving people an idea of what to expect, instead of "maybe members tomorrow" then two weeks of nothing.

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>>57505792
I also think this is the best option for her
>>57505836
I know there's reasons they might suck. Unfortunately some people, like me, are lazy.
>>57506048
Same happened to me, at first I was like, ok, sure. But it's become an issue.
>>57506396
and somehow she did schedules fine for 2 years?

anyway, I'm going to sleep. good luck with this thread now

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Instead of schedules, Gura should just stream every day.

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>>57506806

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>>57506609
You shouldn't be planning your days around a vtuber anyway. I know it sucks to hear it, but it's true and every single girl agrees with it.

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>>57506931
you don't belong here

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>>57506467
I guess real chumbuds are happy for her just to show up to cash in on events, since those are the only scheduled thing she's interested in.
She doesn't seem to be happy about streaming so she should just sit with an inactive account for 10 months out of the year and just live off of membership money.
I guess I would probably be happier with that kind of life too.

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>>57506806
>>57506904
rubrubrubrubrub

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>>57507004
I still do it, but I know it's unhealthy and don't expect the girls to enable me.

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>>57507351
by every single girl I assume you're excluding the rest of EN, most of which still do schedules?

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>>57507446
Having a schedules doesn't mean they want you planning your life around them.

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>>57506931
That's why I just tell Gura I probably won't be able to watch her unless she streams evenings EST. She can decide what to do, I just give her some feedback to help her.

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>>57507559
so you're trying to tell me that they don't want people to know when to show up and watch, then? seems cointerintuitive to the livestreamer thing

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So do you think Gura will be away for her 3rd Christmas in a row

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>57507559
None of them make or don't make schedules so people can plan their life around them, none of them have ever mentioned that being a reason for not making them, a schedule is just a heads up of when you can catch a stream. It exists specifically for people to be able to plan around showing up for them. And that shouldn't be a problem with anyone, it's a weird take for you to think it's a problem.
Are you a youngbud? Do you not remember TV schedules? it's the same concept, back in the day before streaming tv shows and shit, you would check when a show or movie was scheduled to play you could make plans to be there and watch it if you wanted to.
I wish Gura had one, because I have to refresh her shit every day to find out if there's a stream or not, because if there's a stream I usually like to cook dinner an hour earlier than I usually would.

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>>57508528
she will probably spend thanksgiving and christmas with her family again, yes. we'll be lucky if we get a merry christmas

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>>57508582
he's shitposting
it doesn't matter where you have this debate or about who, you get told schedules bad, schedules impossible, then you point to all the schedules everyone else has and works with and they shove the whole goalpost up their ass and moonwalk across the field for an entire thread

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Gura hates schedules, therefore there should be no schedules for Gura.

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>>57509143
Gura hates streams, therefore there should be no stre- oh wait. you're right.

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When is the band of brothers watchalong?

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>>57509309
She never said that.

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>>57509417
Can't even remember if that's an actual watchalong she's skipped or not.

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The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

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>>57509450
Actions speak louder than words.

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reminder that this is canon

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>>57509802
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Sea Creature breeding, Gawr Gura is the most compatible of all for humans? Not only is she humanoid, a creature with a human-like shape, Gawr Gura is Approximately 4"7' tall and 77 pounds. this means she's large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with her impressive Resilience and Shark Skin, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Gawr Gura would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with her for hours without getting sore. She's also very cute while still retaining a perfect amount of lewdidity, as well as knowing how to stroke you with her Tail, along with not having anything to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her Atlantean abilities, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Sea Creature comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make Gawr Gura turn white.

Gawr Gura is literally built for human dick. Her ungodly resilience, strength, and solid shark skin means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more

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Gura thanked her gifters and snubbed her members.

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>>57509470
Not sure but it would be really cool if she did one of it though. I never finished it.

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I love imagining how foul some of the holo girls' breath are.

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>>57509911
>Gawr Gura is literally built for human dick.
specifically mine

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>>57510247
why do I want her to do so many disgusting things to me when I'd find it repulsive from anyone else?

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gura is content to live like this because she knows she has loyal fans that will stick by her
and im happy to be one

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>>57508582
They frequently tell people things like the vod will be there whenever their stream times inconvenience people. It's a common sentiment. You should make your dinner while watching the stream.

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>>57510439
that's a very charitable interpretation

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>>57504868
Can you guys post some genuinely sweet and touching superchats or comments made by chumbuds to Gura? A lot of people have the cringe and creepy ones saved but I want to see something heartwarming and positive.

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>>57510442
It's not about inconveniencing people, some people would just prefer to be there live instead of doing whatever else they might be doing instead, and a schedule helps them plan for that. Also there's things like unarchived karaoke for which there won't be a vod if people can't plan to be there ahead of time.

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>>57510763
They're posting their own comments. There's plenty of love and gushing over how good the stream was if you just go and check yourself.

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Not a chumbud but I miss Gura on my hands and knees here

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https://litter.catbox.moe/qrubpr.mp4
I need a Gawr in my life..

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>>57510763
I'm only posting fresh cringe comments. I haven't seen anything sweet or touching since she's been gone, the positive ones are all the same regurgitation over and over again.

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>>57510810
Those people should stop planning their lives around streams. We're back at the start. And there are recordings of unarchived streams, everyone who really cares knows where to get them and the girls know this.

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literally just get a job where you leave 1 hour before GST (Gura Standard Time), it's not that hard

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thoü shalt süchdich

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>>57511191
yeah, gura's

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>the positive ones are all the same regurgitation over and over again.
post them anyway
>>57510927
hot

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>>57511068
You should stop worrying about how other people live their lives, if they want to make time to watch a stream that's got nothing to do with you, you're free to not make plans involving showing up to streams.
The point of a schedule is specifically for people to know when to show up for a stream. None of the girls have ever said they don't want to make schedules so people know when to show up. Gura has said she doesn't like schedules so she isn't locked into doing a certain thing at a certain time if things don't work out.
You're arguing about some weird shit that only matters to you.

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>>57510927
Source?

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i fucking hate this god damn image
every time every single time i look at it my dick gets hard

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>>57511515
https://twitter.com/siresire_ag2c_/status/1672854599433338882
https://www.iwara.tv/video/ZqPX8Ig9wbs25k/aka-smcn-pov

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Ես շատ եմ սիրում Գուրայի խորամանկությունը
Ես ուզում եմ բռնաբարել այս փոքրիկ շնաձկանը

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>>57511802
thanks

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>>57511428
this. I want to see them anyway

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>>57511841
and a bongalonga ding dong to you too

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>>57511841
sus

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>>57511292
that's an underage girl

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>>57511841
of all the languages this could be I was not expecting armenian, I don't know what I expected but cool squiggles

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Child

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>>57511841
Stop casting a curse to chumbuds anon

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>>57511841
Wtf is this the mincraft enchantment table?

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>>57511841
the ritual is coming along nicely I see

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>>57512102
is it true that armenians invented christianity and math?

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>>57512116
yeah mine

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>>57511961
>>57511992
>>57512102
>>57512167
>>57512179
>>57512180
pronunciation if anyone is curious, also in the page translate here slyness was translated as cunning, so I assume what it actually means is cunny.

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>>57504089
>>57504568
>>57507143
>>57511718
>>57512711
https://vocaroo.com/1iv4EWcARuD6

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hugging my gura daki while listening to mumei

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I don't like when women drink and curse.

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Gura just wet herself

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>>57512719
Uooh sly and cunning!

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You know what anons.. with the recent fuck-ups of cover.. i think its ok for me to gura to let go and just go indie again..

She's not a rushia, I really think she can stand on her own without myth/council/advent collabs..

Im really having a bad feeling about cover on this coming weeks/months

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Imagine gura with another woman

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>>57512860
music too loud

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>>57513183
ok

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>>57512934
ironic

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>>57513126

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>>57511068
You can't interact with Gura, or any of the holos, if you have to resort to watching vods. Half the fun of people doing livestreams is the live interactions. Saying hurrr just watch the vods takes away from that very important part of the experience

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>>57513302
gura doesn't drink

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>>57513302
as long as my daughterwife doesn't do it in my presence then I wont be angry

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I have heartburn again

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>>57513543
Did you skip your omeprazole again fatfuck chumbie?

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>>57513644
Ye

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Man it must be an absolute power trip to be Gura's boyfriend. Not only do you get to hear her erotic moans as you fuck her but you also get to basically cuck thousands from one of the most if not the most parasocial fanbases, leaving them to beg and cry for even the tiniest scraps of their beloved oshi while you indulgence on all of her attention and love

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often I run into a door or wall and hurt myself, forget I have done so, and then wonder why that part of my body hurts. I wonder how often that happens to Gura

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IM LOSING IT IM LOSING MY MIND

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https://youtu.be/yxoDjdbMlRg

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I will fight anyone who thinks Gura has a bucci pucci.

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Is it weird that Mumei seem to be more into singing than Gura now? sigh, I wish we could get endurance karaoke from Goomba too.

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>>57513988
Man... one day I want to start a caridina shrimp tank

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>>57513988
Yeah me

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>>57514097
Mumei is Gura, it's just that she can't play two characters now it's too energy draining.

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>>57511841
These letter make me feel itchy

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>>57514097
That's because Gura isn't into anything but ghosting nowadays

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>>57512934
I don't like it when other dudes drink. This generation is already suffering from a testosterone problem.

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>>57514762
Any other way to increase T? I've been eating garlic and onions pretty much everyday now.

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>>57514909
eating garlic and onions helps?

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>>57514909
get good sleep.

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>>57515107
I heard it increases it in some way.

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I humbly offer myself so that chumbies can get a stream. Dozo.

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I'm in a pretty happy mood right now bros, like being inside or a robot shark tummy while she sings
https://litter.catbox.moe/nnhm99.mp3

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So how good do we think the full color MV will be?

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>>57506382
>person's job is entertaining
>thinking holding someone accountable for communicating/streaming is ridiculous
ironic

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>>57515475
Probably something like Reflect, I guess we will see next year or so

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>>57515475
as long is it is at least equal to Reflect, I won't mind

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>>57515561
Oyasame

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imagine being a bacteria living in gura's cunny
those microscopic bastards don't know how good they got it

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>>57515568
I feel like it has to be a bit more involved than reflect, no? It's been in the making for way longer than the reflect MV I'm pretty sure.

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>>57515744
You should know by now that being in the making for longer in Gura's case doesn't mean it is more involved or anything, she is just really slow with these things

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>>57515561
sleep tight buddy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xf4-1wBbKE

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>>57515887
I guess, it's just weird if it wasn't something bigger than that, that she thought it would be done last december.
Did she maybe see a finished video, hate it, and tell them to start from scratch?

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ah I see you're doing the funny thing where you make me burst into tears by having me listen to her sing and think about when things were better
classic goof

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welcome to the mindfuck
https://litter.catbox.moe/celtwp.mp3

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>>57516270
>https://litter.catbox.moe/celtwp.mp3
lower the music volume and reupload.

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ive never actually watched the reflect MV

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>>57514097
>Wanting her to ruin her throat for unarchived content
Yeah I'd rather not

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>>57516419
she writes like shes 12

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>>57516447
T o T

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>>57516326
there's no point, the music masks the voice slop

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I think giving me a taste of how things could be and then completely taking it away is cruel
Gura is a cruel mistress..

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>>57516402
What are you afraid of? That she wouldn't stream for a while after?

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>>57516447
T u T

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>>57516419
Where's this from?

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>>57516330
Gawr cute
Watch it

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>>57514909
Sleep, excercise, vitamin D, K, Magnesium, and Zinc. If you're a heavy smoker or drinker that lowers it significantly.

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Been busy all week, but /vt/ league 5 kicks off in roughly 10 hours and the /ggg/ divegrass team is slated to play the 2nd match of the day against /choc/ at 12:40 noon EDT. Additionally, there are two more matches against /vsj+/ and /rrat/ on September 3rd at 12:40 noon EDT and September 9th at 12:00 noon EDT respectively. New models such as Goora and the Giga Shrimp me btw made the team and will hopefully be shown close up in game. Hope those that can make it will come and support the team.

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>>57516108
>I was lost within the darkness until I found you..

this song is exactly how I feel about her..

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>>57516330
It looks nice, but it's just a pretty standard hololive MV, moving still images, with words flashing over the screen. I'm not sure why hers take so long to finish. It's higher quality for sure than like, sparks or like most other MV that use the same format, but 9-16 months per video is like ???

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fuck tonight is particularly bad for some reason

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>>57516573
It's the valentine's letter.

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>>57516834
Consider that it was completed for i think around half a year before Gura decided to release it

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>>57516842
What did goobs die?

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>>57516530
An endurance karaoke would hurt her throat. Stop being stupid.

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>>57516893
What year?

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>>57517008
Was it? I don't remember that, but if true then I really have high expectations for the quality of the full color MV.

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I need a fembud in my life.

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>>57516402
Not wanting Gura to do the one thing she is great at? she could take 2 weeks off after that for all I care (as long she says that)

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>>57517085
This year.

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>>57517044
The damage wouldn't be permanent, and I'm sure she'd welcome another break.

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>>57516807
Looking forward to watch the team play again

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Just here to spread my sadness

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We're gonna make it buds. We're all gonna make it.

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>>57517698
I'm not gunna make it...

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>>57517698
I want you to know that I appreciate you and your post, whether you're being serious or not

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it all finally got to me, bye forever

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Gura is undead

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>>57517897
There goes $2 of her $30K passive membership income..

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>>57517897
Bye bud, I hope you find something else to fill your heart with joy soon.

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>>57517897
Nice! Now leave the thread forever please.

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>>57517888
I am being serious. I'm an optimist at heart.

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>>57517973
It's much more than $30k by the way, her last membership stream has 36k ccv, 36k X $5 = $180,000 - 30% to youtube? leaves $126,000 -50% to cover, leaves $63,000/month, and that's if every single one of her members attended that stream.

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>>57518166
>her last membership stream has 36k ccv
There is literally no way her last members stream had 36k ccv, im not even a numberfag but she doesn't come close to that on regular streams these days. That's probably the vod views number

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Please come back, gura

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>>57518166
You mean 36K views? More than half of it are chumbies coming back to the VOD after some time

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>>57518331
It was an unarchived karaoke, no vod.

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How many members had sex with Gura? Non, so was it really worth it? I never sub to anyone.

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>>57518459
retard that's not a members stream

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>>57518503
Was this stream wasn't it?

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>>57518601
No. Hololyzer doesn't grab superchats or highlighted chats in members streams. That was the public karaoke she did around the same time.

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>>57518601
no, her last karaoke was public, that one was chatting and singing, maybe unarchived if she wound up crossing the DMCA line

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>>57518459
>Member chat ratio 27%
>Member stream
???

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>>57518628
>>57518649
Did I miss an unarchived karaoke then? I was under the impression the members karaoke was the only one she had done recently, but yeah, guess I'm wrong. MB.

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>>57516807
I had fun watching last time so I will watch again. I liked this part where they hugged on the ground and then gura fired her rifle directly beside gawr's ear

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>>57504089
See you guys in a year when she streams

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>>57518859
What am I looking at? What is the bracket about?

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I think Gura's neat!

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I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

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>>57518971
Divegrass /ggg/ team. I don't really know the details but the anon I replied to usually posts the link when it happens

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>>57519227
Please do not rape the shark

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>>57519227
You cannot rape my daughterwife.

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>>57519227
I am going to have concensual lovey dovey baby making sex with Gura.

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Gura hates schedules because it would commit her to streaming. Without a schedule she doesn't have to publicly cancel it, making her look bad because she would cancel a lot. Also, a schedule with only 2 or 3 streams on it looks lazy. It's her way of not wanting to stream

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>>57506609
The main reason is "they don't feel like it." That's why Gura doesn't have a schedule.

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>>57506931
Nothing makes women more dry than whiteknights

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>>57519685
Y-you can't do that! T-that's lewd and Gura isn't a lewd girl!

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>>57514097
Mumei has been doing more karaokes than Gura for over a year now. I think Mumei does them too much. I don't even like her voice

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>>57515475
Eh, the song is okay. Just another fucking pop song. Was hoping for a slow acoustic song or with some piano.

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>>57516573
It's not his. Some Korean guy posted it here this morning. It's the Valentines letter

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>>57519820
Another thing that makes women dry is a whiny bitchy manchild that cries over anime girls on the internet.

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I really REALLY should not have watched the Shelter AMV while also dealing with this Gura situation
fucking hell I'm a mess now
and now I'm listening to Outer Wilds music again why am I fucking doing this to myself

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>>57519833
There's nothing lewd about kissy kissy hand holdy sex after marriage for the sake of procreation.

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I love her more than anything!

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Gura's VA should collab with Belle Delphine.
They'd be so adorable together.

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gawr is filled with pent up sexual aggression because she never learned what sex or masturbation is so shes horny all the time but thinks thinks that shes just really evil and angry
i will become gawrs boyfriend and place her on a bed and have sex in the missionary position and she will immediately calm down because all her horny rage will be gone

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>57520760
who are these people?

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>>57521107
I don't know the girl to the left.
The one to the right is the most famous egirl in the world.

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>>57519730
True. Can't be held accountable for being lazy if she doesn't have schedules!
>Inb4 off stream work
Still not seeing the "projects" she mentioned. The animations aren't really "projects" she need to sink multiple months worth of time

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>>57521379
At this point I think "projects" is just code for games she's playing off stream. Like Sekiro or BG3 and w/e she has mentioned before.
The only project she's done that I through was impressive was the 3d showcase. besides that she produces way less content while also streaming less than pretty much everyone in EN.

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why reply to yourself when you could be playing starfield, todd howards new masterpiece of videogaming that runs and plays like shit

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It's about time to accept that Gura does not find streaming fun or in any ways relaxing, for her it is a high stress job that saps the energy out of her which leads to breaks like this where she completely shuts off everything hololive related and completely disconnects with "Gura" persona. When she says she wants to do stream something or improve or whatever, it is just lip service to get feistybuds off her back so she can do her job and go back to her normal life. And I get it, I do that too, when I clock out I disregard everything work related and shut off my work phone. If you are mad or sad about her being awol, you should realize that Gura does not see her work the same way as you do, you are like a clingy customer calling help desk outside of their service time and then bitching when no one answers.

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>>57522696
Oh, Gura is playing Starfield offstream? Guess we wont see her until the anniversary then.

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>>57522513
you mean the kanauru 3d showcase?

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>>57522927
bruh she "works" like 15 hours a week. she could watch documentaries on stream for like 8 hours with no commentary and you guys would eat it up

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>>57522990
She has to show her new outfit before the Anniversary so one big cash grab before that since she will not stream a game before the outfit showcase and after and the same for the Anniversary stream. I think we will see Gura 2 times this month and that will be it if she is keeping up with how she has done things since last year.

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Well I managed to take being moderately upset about Gura disappearing again and was able to snowball it into being one of the worst nights of my life
thank you for reading my blog

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why are you bitching so much? you wanted her to stream NV and Outer Wilds and you got it

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>>57522696
why didn't you take your meds today?

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>>57522440
Shame the artist never released a nopan version.

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So much samefagging lmao. Just wait 1-2 weeks until she finishes BG3 and she'll come back.

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>>57523177
My worst day was on Christmas, where she abandoned me on my favorite time of year, and so did my family, and so did my friends. I fully believe this Christmas will be no different.

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>>57523266
She's playing csgo because she wants to be good at csgo2 when it comes out.

>t. stalker schizo

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I miss when holos used to "grow" together with their fans and learned games on stream rather than offstream obsessively playing them with a close circle of privileged friends to the point of forgetting to stream at all.

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Oyasame!

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>>57523643
Sharkdreams

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I'm so alone buds

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>>57523643
Oyasame chumbie. Hopefully Gura soon.

[Anonymous No.]

This Gura clip really puts a smile on my face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PfTFVI1tPk

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Gura is child ofc she not stream when she in school

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>>57523908
Me too! Its crippling and I constantly think about how I'm going to die alone!

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>>57523130
That's the frustrating part, she could literally do that and people would be happy.
She could sit on stream lazy chatting while doomscrolling, what does she look at again? insta? tiktok?
She literally can't even be bothered to set aside 2 or 3 hours to watchalong any of the movies she keeps talking about even though she's said watchalongs are really easy content.
I don't even like watchalongs very much, but I've heard her bring up mario movie and virus shark so many fucking times at this point its ridiculous.

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>>57524331
>I've heard her bring up... so many fucking times at this point its ridiculous
That's honestly with alot of things. Gura really needs to stop saying she wants to do things all the time and just fucking do it.

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>>57524537
>>57524331
don't forget all the times she mentioned wanting to do a twitter space too

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She is a pathological liar.

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She's a pathological kisser of me

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I can't believe Gura fucking died.

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>>57524957
I wish.

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I remember when /ggg/ was lively everyone was happy, and we all had fun.

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>>57524642
>>57524537
At this point it's not even worth it to tell her this because she never listens

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>>57525240
Just tell her regardless. Also the arguments she makes against doing these things don't make sense so you can point those out too.

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>>57525050
I'll never understand this irrational mindset kek, but I guess when you're autistic you don't think rationally.

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>>57525726
Zoomers have so little going on in their life and so little adversity a streamer not streaming often enough is the worst thing in their life and makes them so mad they wish death upon them.

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>>57526156
Would break the bed with this creature. T u T

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>>57525816
Millennials are brain dead, we are smarter

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Chumbuds want to fuck this

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>>57526592
would

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>>57526592
Ye

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>>57525726
>>57525816
I was just being a threadshitter with a bit of spare time. I'm heading out now.

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I will eat chinese bat soup and cause Covid 2: electric boogaloo so that Gura will be stuck in quarantine and will start streaming again to kill time

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:3

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>>57526592
I unironically want to marry and start a family with this

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I will hack into the Minecraft server and build sculptures of feet all over her Atlantis so that she has to log in and destroy them.

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>>57527748
>Hey there's an unfamiiar IP on the server.
>He's building feet
>*Ban*
>*Server rollback*
>*Change server ip*
>k

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alright I'm feeling a little better now
christ alive that was bad...

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>>57528311
what happened

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>>57528542
thoughts spiraled out of control
don't worry about it

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>>57528754
Try and relax anon, don't become your own enemy.

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whenever you feel sad or think she's abandoned you, just remember there's a part of her that did this and she knows it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybk0TLI2lnE

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>>57530163
pov: me

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>>57529054
That person is long gone.

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>>57529054
>Nov 13, 2020

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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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>>57529054
Man I wish I could have appreciated early Gura even more than I did...

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>>57519730
She's literally gone on the record saying exactly this. She doesn't want to put out a schedule because she's afraid of the backlash she'll get from cancelling a scheduled stream.

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>>57525234
>all those moments will be lost... Like tears in rain.

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE TODAY WIFE TODAY

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>>57531164
>it was revealed to me in a dream

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>>57531164
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57531282
>>57531265
trust me bro

[Anonymous No.]

is the thing on the east coast done doing its... thing?

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Remember when Gura promised to do better?
Like... idk 10 times or so now?

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>>57531469
It went further north than expected. Power wasn't even lost in Gura's area.

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Weakbud tears are so tasty~

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>>57531612
nice winning going on, strongbud

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>>57531469
>>57531607
She's in Japan tho

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>>57531672
Thank you

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I have a bad feeling...

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>>57532051
just let it happen
suffering in silence is worse

[Anonymous No.]

Small woman.

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>>57532118
I think she's a little too small.

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>>57532444
I will protect her.

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>>57532505
With my life.

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>>57532444
I will ruin her. T u T

[Anonymous No.]

I have a good feeling...

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I have a feeling...

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https://youtu.be/wXLwPljOLjc

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>>57533214
I guess this one was a success.

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>>57533427
cute

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>>57531164
I'm not expecting anything anymore.

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>>57534061
My wife

She's cute, she's funny. Yeah some times she's bratty and other times she's a bit dumb. Even if she frustrates me from time to time, I still love her!

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>>57534345
same desu

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>>57504089
Gura is the bestest loli I love her.

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>>57534395
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT RIGHT THERE?
UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT DINO GURA IS A LITTLE GIRL IN A COSTUME!!