The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 172

[Anonymous No.]

Reprint Edition
We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.
Previous Page: >>56911991

[Anonymous No.]

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: [YouTube] Phasmophobia Ascension Update | Back to ZERO Levels AND Money #holoadvent (embed)

Schedule: [YouTube] Weekly Schedule Updates (embed)
Debut: [YouTube] [DEBUT STREAM] - A New Chapter Begins! #holoAdvent #ShiorinOnAir (embed)
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukv

Shiori AI Covers:
https://rentry.org/yoo4r

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

how shameful, a misprint page

[Anonymous No.]

(REDO) FINAL THREAD CHECK BEFORE I GO TO BED! Odd = sex thread, even = cute thread, 0 = Shiori is a freemason agent that was sent to convert the vtubing community.

[Anonymous No.]

Posting a countdown to "good boy" on the reprinted page

[Anonymous No.]

Never forget

[Anonymous No.]

Shiowari da

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56919971
SEXO

[Anonymous No.]

I really really really really really really really really love my fantastic interesting and wonderful goth gf, Shiori Novella and I hope she gets well soon.

[Anonymous No.]

THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK

[Anonymous No.]

>>56919971
Shiori just keeps losing to the sexbros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920001
Cute and sexy shiori bros we're winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56919971
>>56919981
Sex thread is confirmed, simply follow Shiorin's instructions for your reward.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori you are so cute and very adorable I love you <3

[Anonymous No.]

https://litter.catbox.moe/dqdds5.ogg
https://litter.catbox.moe/yfx4tk.ogg
https://litter.catbox.moe/0pw230.ogg
https://litter.catbox.moe/zsh3qk.ogg
https://litter.catbox.moe/1nfwn7.ogg
https://files.catbox.moe/g0wibi.ogg (YAB)
https://files.catbox.moe/zzh4og.ogg
https://files.catbox.moe/coxpcx.ogg
https://files.catbox.moe/o8t9bg.ogg
https://files.catbox.moe/aqgy29.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>56919971
Goodnight my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56919787
ok sorry for reposting again. just reposting since the thread got rebaked and reprinted and it's nice and convenient to be able to post near the top.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRdYOC2kLATTVIwRpAI0tTW6acTXNDNtZRQa8Ioy15RfosNn6Wbvz4e4oPRYIrHt9svUIB3pelGQXSE/pub

part iv of tower of tattle.

parts 1-3 you can find pretty easy from the twitter account i post them to the hashtag. here's part 1.

https://twitter.com/ANovelite/status/1694708627742089451

hope you guys enjoy. it's been a pleasure to write these. excited for the final part. for anyone who's kept up, i really do think you guys'll like the ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56919971
Sleep well Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

okay it is 7am time to sleep good night :))))))

[Anonymous No.]

Ummm... Have a cute night Novelites!

[Anonymous No.]

i must go as well.
take it easy and good night anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920265
>>56920379
Is that from the discombulate bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920379
*I press ESC*

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920173
oh shit, part iv let's fucking GOOOOOO; keep up the great and hard work anon, you're almost at the finish line
>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

[Anonymous No.]

Sexbros open. https://files.catbox.moe/amvx7w.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920145
>https://litter.catbox.moe/1nfwn7.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>wanna know how I got these mental scars?
Shiori...

[Anonymous No.]

Novella, my Beloved Novella.

[Anonymous No.]

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the absolute cutest. I hope she gets better soon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920145
For me, it's https://litter.catbox.moe/yfx4tk.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

I can no longer fap to Shiori without thinking of her reaction today, so I'll just fap to Biboo instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920145

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920673
Fucking animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920750
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920750
She's just orgasm denying you anon, she gets off on making you wait to cum for her. She never finished her countdown~

[Anonymous No.]

She has outlasted forced sodomy orgasms remnant of generic mismatched approaches to old world trauma based mind control you will not understand. Druglike and not pleasure. Infant confusion. Interdimensional damnation. Talmud and kabbalah and where in space a last scream is sent by Saturn. This is why she will berserk on The Globalist New World Order.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920915

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920945
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE TOO CLOSE GET HER AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Novelites, wanna see a trick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920945
Will you do the numbers bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920953
I want to run her over with my car

[Anonymous No.]

>We missed out on something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIxC9aK5cRk

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, I'm new here. Is this a good chuba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921154
ABAYO TERRY DONT LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921140
what did anon mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921140
>video is unavailable

Yeah I guess we did

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921140
I will show myself out now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIxC9aK5cRk

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921288
away with you siren

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921288
No way fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920945
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921288
I still prefer my house hunting date with Shiorin

[Anonymous No.]

what happened when I was out bros
did she slay

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921709
Kinori~n!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921709
she killed sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921005

[Anonymous No.]

No Shiori~n solo streams for the next few days... It's shiover...

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Shiori doesn't die this week due to making some stupid mistake like taking the wrong or expired medication

[Anonymous No.]

>shiori takes expired meds
>becomes even more mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921709
What didn't she say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921858
I think that's why she was extra affectionate during this stream and gave the secret kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori has spoiled us these last few days and it has been great. Goodnight Novelites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56922238
Sleep well and dream well.

[Anonymous No.]

I want little Shiori to massage my prostate with her tiny hand while my erect adult cock is insider her underage small mouth!

[Anonymous No.]

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920173
it looks like you put a lot of effort into it, i have yet to read it but I intend to one day when i'm less schizo...

did you do the artwork of the cute princess yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921709
Just watch it. This post doesn't even do justice. Shiori was the Needy Girl Streamer, Ame was just tangent bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56922540
>another satanist
sigh...
I'll be praying for her soul. But I have to leave her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56922680
Praise be to Shisus

[Anonymous No.]

I)'m rewatching the stream and I can't find the first countdown (for Soundpost reasons)
Was it after or before Rissa joined?

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, YOU COULD BE A FREE MASON, A SATANIST, OR EVEN A CATHOLIC AND I'D STILL LOVE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>56922908
She's all 3...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56922869
>>56919981
https://files.catbox.moe/pp6i01.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>56920173
I enjoyed it reading as always, it was more refreshing and calm after how intense the last chapter was.
>hand holding with Shiori
l-lewd
Can't wait for the final part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56922959
Illegal sexpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923098
It's okay, she approved of it in the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Shiori is having fun.
I hope she's making friends, even if its just within Advent.
The talk of her 'oshis' during the stream felt really painful.
I hope she's around for a long time and enjoys herself a whole lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923116
Shiorin believes in shiocracy and the shiocracy of this thread states that we both cutepost and sexpost. Even the plebian masses of stream chat 50-50'd.
The white and black split of Shiori's hair was always an allegory for the constant necessary tension of the Novelites.
Also I really like big fat goth girl boobies.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori
>friends
What's the point? All they do is gobble. She has Novelites. We are more like lovers to her tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923592
We're her cats. We're needy and she loves holding our hands(paws)

[Anonymous No.]

I hate that you guys are having fun.
Be miserable. Be joyless and miserable like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923647
sorry buddy, shiorin wouldn't want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923647
I've been that way for too long, Anon.
It's time for change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923689
never post this again

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori~n Love!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923647
Shiori wants me to be happy and to have a good night's sleep and to eat well and to do my steppies and be productive. So I will. Sorry anonymous, the goth gf asked first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923780

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923647
Well if it makes you better, I don't go outside of house so no steppies, my sleep schedule is ruined and my only social interactions are this mongolian basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923964
>I don't go outside of house so no steppies
Neither does Shiori, start pacing, Novelite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923647
you know you can have both anon, you can happily be miserable and miserably happy too.

do you like hot peppers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923647
I am miserable, but I need to better myself to be worth saving in the case my life becomes an anime and a manic pixie dream girl appears to save me from all the mistakes I constantly make.

[Anonymous No.]

is catbox dying or is it just on my end

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924093
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924093
Nah it's been shitting the bed hard the last week or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924093
It has been unstable all day, so it is not only you

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923964
You can do steppies in doors and 2-for-1 by listening to an audiobook while you do it. If you've been attention-rotted from years of internet this is probably the best way for you to actually absorb what you're hearing too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923964
Take the /nightwalk/ pill

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924109
>>56924116
fuck, i guess i wont be posting anything tonight

>>56880748
>>56880685
i will try, i want this to be a reality but it looks hard to do lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924021
But I'm gonna feel stupid walking in circles indoor...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923647
I overdosed on black pills and no longer care. None of it matters anymore or ever will again. Just love your oshi and have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923647
Man why're you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924212
But Shiori will be proud of you. Trade your pride for her pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924212
Listen to music as you do it
And don't walk in circles, walk room to room

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924212
listen to audio book or music

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly wonder what this thread would be like if Shiori didn't encourage some of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923647
don't worry I'm happy right now because I love Shiori but tomorrow I'll feel like shit again

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly wonder what this thread would be like if we didn't encourage Shiori as much as we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924552
Every member of advent is encouraging. I feel ike "Protect your smiles" is an actual guiding philosophy for the generation.

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly wonder what this thread would be like if we were functional human beings

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924887
Empty

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924869
A return to idol form if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924955
Not even that, just some entertaining kind hearted people who genuinely want to be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924887
Probably a boring life with a stable job and a gf, sounds boring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924887
Define "functional human being". Being a contributing member of society so I can quietly enjoy my hobbies is functional enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924973
Give it a year, and we'll have anons posting bait threads hating on one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56924887
Define functional. I am happy with my productivity and content with my life. Are we here really worse than career criminals, drug addicts, parents abusing their children, politicans or IRS officers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925176
>Oreo board will last until next year

[Anonymous No.]

What is best in life Novelites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923350
Surely, she'll manage to make many friendships with the other Holo girls throughout this new journey. I've noticed that the other Advent girls interact more with their senpai, but it might be because Shiori is shy, and honestly, her appearance and demeanor could be quite intimidating, even for her seniors.
I believe she'll forge a friendship with Fauna, Kronii, and Mumei, for some reason I think they'll get along well

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925306
To be crushed by Shiori thighs, to see her smile before you, and to hear the lamentations of her childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925306
>What is best in life Novelites?
Little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925396
>>56925306
Little Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925385
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925306
To sexpost their threads
To feel cutefags breaking beneath you
And to hear the lamentations of their meidos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925427
Heard that in the silly voice she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925306
You

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925306
To me, discovering an obsession – something that captivates your interest endlessly – is key. Turning that passion into productivity in your daily life, whether it's a hobby or career, brings true happiness. Living off your passion is the goal. When this happens naturally, you'll attract supporters and maybe even romantic interests. Passion is appealing; excelling in something is attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925443
Conan the Sexbro

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925494
To build on that, excelling in something is a very straight-forward way to gain self-confidence. You just carry yourself differently when you know you're in the top 1% at some skill or another and it's self-confidence that's attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925494
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

Sexo con Shiori~n toda la noche

[Anonymous No.]

Advent might be the best gen so far
>Fuwamoco are adorable and entertaining
>Bijou is funny and a true gamer
>Nerissa is a great singer and lewd
>Shiori is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925904
yeah, this is the first gen where I'm willing to check out every stream. their group chemistry is decent too, esp for the first month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925904
Gen 3 magic.
JP struck gold with Gen 3 and ID3 is pretty strong as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925904
Yep, solid gen, Nerissa is such a sweet girl, I thought she was going to be boring but no, her interactions with chat are so fun. The only problem is that she's too "normie" to me, I know most girls are normalfags but nerissa is waay too.... "basic white girl" I guess.
Shiori, on the other hand, she's such a weirdo, truly special. I always fall in love with the weird girl.
So strange, she's so fake and real at the same time, and I say this in the best way possible, she's an enigma

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's the difference between Novelites and Novelties

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926317
かわいいいいいいい

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926343
One is people and the other one is a tie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926376
What does this mean, I don't with chicken scratches

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 9 minutes into the vod and there have been at least that many tangents by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>56880748
>>56880685
https://files.catbox.moe/3o1l3k.wav

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926517
I... kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>56922908
That further confirm Shiori did lived on a tropical archipelago or at least her parents did.
>>56919971
From what she said it's like any nothing burger get together of free masons. each get together had different initiation, when I was a kid my dad also brought me to one and the initiation was to walk hand in hand with the others while being blindfolded on a rocky river stream after that we were fooled to touch burning charcoal but in the end they would catch your hand first before you hit the ember. Anyone can join as long as you're a Christian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926203
Nerissa gets my attention (I wish full attention, too much overlap and not enough hours in the day) because she's literally EN Marine, and Marine is my JP oshi.
>>56926445
>most overused moonrunes in any JP chat outside of 草
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning and sleep well to the other side of the world gang! I did my gym reps yesterday so hard with the weights that I'll do some gentle cardio today, then I'm catching up with my mum and with my best friend so I'm saving NGO for tonight and I'm very excited. It will be really fun to see Shiorin look after Ame, how was it? No spoilers, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926517
I find it really amusing that you had to record these lines out loud yourself to convert it to Shiori~n voice. Thanks for your service Novelite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926657
Good morning, nice to hear you've done your exercises, Shiorin would be proud. And I hope you have fun with your day and enjoy the stream archive. It was really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926680
I do what i must...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926704

Thank you Novelite! I had a decent routine before Shiori and these threads but I feel even more motivated and positive, I just need to read more but I work in the most ironically apt place where none of us librarians get time to read many books so much as distribute them so I need to be faster with that

I'll be careful to not overexert muscles and look forward to the VOD tonight, I'm glad it was really good, am so excited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926776
Enjoy Needy Girl Overload. Also whatever game was playing in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

I gonna sleep now, got a morning cartoon show called FuwaMoco Morning to catch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56919981
wtf why are you doing this to me
now I HAVE to fap

[Anonymous No.]

can't believe Shiori thinks 9/11 was an inside job

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926878
Goodnight Ruffian. Sleep well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926899
As the person who cleaned up the audio and made that soundpost, my personal suggestion is to convince Shiori AI to countdown for you while playing the audiobite.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my girl already

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZO9KJFfjz0

I'm happy Shiori remembers her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56919981
ok its settled. who is making the JOI

[Anonymous No.]

>>56927512
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56927512
damn! great voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>56927532
Is it gay to jerk off to a dude's voice if it's AI style transferred to sound like your hot goth anime gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56927793
compile shiori audio until theres enough to make one

[Anonymous No.]

>>56927856
We may have to wait for her inevitable RFA stream first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56926878
I'm kinda embarrassed to not have watched any fwmc besides their debut. Anything you recommend or is a must see?

[Anonymous No.]

Keep your secrets clandestine, lest a gazing Shiori come upon them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56927928
Shiori will never

[Anonymous No.]

We need a soundpost for Shiori being disappointed in sexfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56927591
The first oshi Shiori mentioned is likely Kiki. Her company required her to have 10,000 subs in a short amount of time. I think she had less than a 1000 when it was announced. The whole thing really pissed me off because she was able to get a good number of subs after the announcement but they still shut everything down.

[Anonymous No.]

after this stream I'm convinced Shiori would be a terrible mother. Imagine the baby is crying for something and she just starts going on a tangent to it, forgetting that she has to change its diaper or feed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>56928123
>Shiori would be a terrible mother
she would be better than most holos desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>56928054
At this point, it's confirmed that Shiori would give a disgusted handjob where she scrunches her face and calls you filthy

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori was disappointed because she thought sexfags were like 90% of her audience
but instead, they were just 50%

[Anonymous No.]

>>56928060
This makes me sad. I hope she's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56928369
but she specifically showed disappointment in sexniggers

[Anonymous No.]

So now we have one thread for sex and one cute, is that it?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine cumming inside while Shiori while she looks at you with disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

>>56928341
getting cum on shioris arm warmers....

[Anonymous No.]

>>56928471
You fool, she was ready to play along with the sex joke but Chat wasn't brave enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925385
Based
>>56925443
Giga Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>56928519
I personally like both, Sometimes Novelites post cute and sometimes they post sex
The problem is cute bros like playing the victim but the truth is they don't want to coexist, they get mad when you post sex shiori
I don't get mad when they post cute Shiori, so why are they playing the victim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56928842
Take them. I swear they aren't expired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56928842
I like coexisting with them and answering this question would make them angry so instead I will post Shiori's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56928933
I only want Shiori's expired meds..

[Anonymous No.]

Is there no chat replay for the VOD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56929112
'they' removed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56929112
The VOD is still processing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

my ability to think is my downfall

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody with a good and clean pair of ears catched what she said at the end? Sounds like "fucking serious?"

[Anonymous No.]

hello there

[Anonymous No.]

>>56929278
>they
>>56920953

[Anonymous No.]

>>56929112

[Anonymous No.]

>>56929632
I understood that reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>56928933
I think you need them more

[Anonymous No.]

USA.

[Anonymous No.]

A reminder to all sex bros that you broke her heart and her hopes in humanity with your coomer ways, repent at once.
Cutebros are always open.

[Anonymous No.]

Are expired meds really that dangerous?

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is such a /jp/ old vtuberfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>56929873
Shiorin in some ways reminds me of a former oshi (RIP) that was also a chuuba oldhat
thats why I like her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>56929873
She stopped being /here/ when the old guards died..

[Anonymous No.]

>>56929838
It depends, acetaminophen is not going to kill you. But I wouldn't drink expired cough syrup

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get it. Her oshi was a water salesman? What was so special about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930076
She wouldn't be /here/, she'd be seething at /here/ even existing. She was one of the ones who was in /vyt/ before the hololive split before the global split before this board...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930116
That wasn't her oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930086
>I wouldn't drink expired cough syrup
Because you hate having fun?

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit I'm an oldfag but I used to hate vtubers so I missed the golden era
Anyway I'm happy now, I have Shiori, this is the golden era for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930126
>tfw post Azur Lane collab newfag that ruined her threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930262
There was never anything to ruin.

[Anonymous No.]

so are we just glossing over about how a bunch of old guys made her and others roll around in half eaten food and then dance while being filmed?
>and that was it haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930411
are we glossing over the fact that she considers it maybe the only time she's been somewhat bullied?
Shiori 'never been bullied' Novella?

[Anonymous No.]

I still have PTSP from these hours. I don't trust any of you to be sincere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930411
No, we discussed it extensively and decided that she is intelligent for sensing the bad vibes. Still

WHERE IS THE FOOTAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930411
we're glossing over the freemasons for her sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930511
What do you mean, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930511
Post traumatic sea people???

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning bros I hope for the downfall of the Freemasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930511
Please enjoy this shitty edit as a peace offering

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930376
l*l*...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930567
Prevention instead of disorder. Brain fart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930511
Don't evet trust a Novelite

[Anonymous No.]

Fucked up that when you go to heaven you probably won't be allowed to fuck any of the angels because God will be like "Anon, my nigga, you are above earthly desires now".

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930511
Oddly enough, I feel like I've been posting with less bitter sarcasm and irony as of late

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930449
I wouldn’t really consider that just bullying
>>56930526
I know I just feel bad. I mean she says she was hanging out there for over a year so that’s probably not the only “off” thing that happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930659
Until the Demiurge is cast down, Heaven will be nothing but an illusion. When you are your own god, you will be able to shape the afterlife into whatever you desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930578
Good morning, Novelite.
Any good dreams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930245
Same except I actually did like vtubers and somehow managed to avoid all of the ones I would have liked, now Shiori has proved to me that there are vtubers I like so I'm going through old stuff and it turns out I missed out on a lot :(
At least I've got Shiori now

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930659
When everyone dies and the universe exprriences total collapse, I WILL find Shiori's soul and I WILL have soul crushing sex with her and she WILL birth our reincarnated child in the next dimension.
Yes I have taken my (expired) meds.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori was part of a satanic ritual and she didn't even realize it

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930767
The only dream I remember was about me playing Armored Core. The only thing that made me even realize it was a dream was that I was playing on PC when I bought it for PlayStation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930245
I gave up on vtubers for a long long time after what happened to Haruto and Cocoa.
Now both are back (especially the latter) and I'm one of the happiest anons to be blessed with them.
I absolutely hate collab begging but I truly hope those two as their current selves at least talk to each other once. (Tho Cocoa does follow new Haruto.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930659
But it's cool to think there are things even better than sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930900
Man, it was such bullshit what they did to Cocoa. I may not have intimately listened to her, but one day I did, and then a few months later I did and that shit was fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930245
You may have missed the golden age, but you're just in time for the Renaissance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930969
She's back now under a new name and she's my kamioshi (Sorry Shiori you're still my oshi). Though you're right that it's still really upsetting.
Thankfully the two will never stream at the same time, but if they do then kamioshi will get priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930939
Yeah.
Like sex with angel girls with massive titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56931220
Poor kanata...

[Anonymous No.]

I love my /x/ friendly goth girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930659
>God is a cutefag

Team Lucifer anime man now, fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56931698
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori... your nihongo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56923647
Sorry but I'm making the personal choice to exit out of the stage of fatso and getting /fit/ & /lit/.

[Anonymous No.]

Cells.
Do you want to give me your cells? Cells?
Have you ever been in an institution? Cells
Do you want to put it in my box? Cells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56932069
We are now exiting the age of fatso...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930659
this is probably why lucifer was like "fuck this i'm out, any angels on this side of the room can fuck all they want" and got kicked out

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Novelites. You guys are pretty cool.
And hopefully I'll dream of a cool Shiori too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56932265
gn

[Anonymous No.]

Yorick will have a ikemen form where he looks like Brandon Lee in the crow but animefied

[Anonymous No.]

blabbot haunts shioris dreams

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori has guilt tripped me into no longer sexualizing her in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that we are all Shiori's imaginary friends.

[Anonymous No.]

Just because of that snarky little post I'm going to have sex with Shiori's bot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56932087
https://files.catbox.moe/eqsvnu.wav

[Anonymous No.]

>>56933001
Its reverse psychology, dont fall for it!

[Anonymous No.]

Did a softer gym this morning as I'm so achey from my two hour sesh yesterday and got serotonin from a nice conversation with the janitor and an older lady asking me for help and getting to show her the rowing machine and hip adduction/abduction- I am so happy years later I'm the approachable person that can help. It made my day and then my mother and me called and I'm about to cook some lunch and play games with my best friend and then wind down to Shiori's NGO tonight. Steps and reps today so far are feeling wonderful. Make sure you all get good sleep if it is late where you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56933616
I've escaped the cells, Shiori. Nothing is stopping me now. I WILL have sex with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56934081
>I am so happy years later I'm the approachable person that can help.
they grow up so fast...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56934081
good work anon, hope you enjoy the stream and make some good eats

>>56934266
i wrote this

[Anonymous No.]

>>56934266
I almost made somethig in a response to this but decided against it

[Anonymous No.]

I am watching the Amanda vod now. Maybe it's me being stupid, but I really don't like those games. For example, the weather how is one supposed to know that you have to get wrong answers to get the tornado warning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56934667
no clue, i feel like i would enjoy playing that kind of game probably, but definately not something id watch someone play. Uness of course its shiorin

[Anonymous No.]

>>56934667
its kusoge desu

[Anonymous No.]

ok the suns almost coming up, i should get some sleep.
Have good day Novelites!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56929519
GOD tier:
>Megane Shiori
Top tier:
>Fully black hair Shiori
Great tier:
>Regular Shiori
Good tier:
>Regular Shiori (horny)

[Anonymous No.]

>>56935374
Have a good sleep anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56935412
Where's Regular Shiori (Dominant) on this tier list?

t. sub-novellite

[Anonymous No.]

>>56935374
Sleep is very important.
Try to fix your circadian rhythm, even if it's just 15 minutes at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56922452
I wish. Just a lot of playing with midjourney and then messing with gimp. Though I'm planning to learn to draw soon and compose. Cuz I can play piano, so I wanna become a one stop shop for at least making visual novels.
>>56923098
Ty! I'm glad some of that intensity from last chapter came through. I hope all the setup pays off for final reveals.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/8ssW4JqdpcU?t=6570
Advent segment in Summer Splash pre-program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56934412
>>56934471

I love how supportive everyone in these threads are, you are the best!

>>56935374

Sleep well Novelfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930659
That's okay, as long as I get to touch the angels' fluffy wings and give them headpats. Humans are canonically superior to angels anyway in the bible, so why would I want to fuck them? They are supposed to be like pets

[Anonymous No.]

>>56936385
Shiori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56936744
Wait what did I miss?? Was she there? Was she autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56936740

Baubau ruffian spotted!

[Anonymous No.]

What is a shigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>56937493
us

[Anonymous No.]

>>56937493
Seriously hope I get good erotic roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56937493
Google lovecaft’s cat

[Anonymous No.]

alright novelites, finished my reps on my end, going to sleep now. hope everyone else has a productive day/night/ wherever the hell you all are at. remember to do your best so that shiorin can be proud to call us deranged novelites her fans; work hard so that you can all see yourselves as the diamonds in the rough that shiorin sees you all as and knows you can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>56936595
i love you too shiorin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938045

Oh no, I am outed! (sweet dreams, Novelite!)~

[Anonymous No.]

>>56937973
You too based novelite

[Anonymous No.]

So she said there might be a weekend zatsu but she said nothing about it yesterday? Is it truly over? Do I need to watch c*llbs now? I'm going to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56921858
Steel yourself, Novelite. You made it through her week+ long break. A weekend should be no problem. She's trained us to be strong for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938197
Watch the bug video on repeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938293
But she is going to interact with HER. Break would be a blessing in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938358
Why the bug video specifically? Does it help with her algo or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938412
>with HER
When they shitposted about outside collabs I didn't expect THAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925306
S H I O R I
H
I
O
R
I

[Anonymous No.]

>>56929112
It's back

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938470
It does, but I also think it's the cutest content on the channel so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938553
Correct boob size.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok Amanda was really a kusoge
She'll never do it but I'd love to see her play Dwarf Fortress.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a correlation between cannibalism, her masonic past, and her forced family meetings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938772
Nah girls just like the idea of eating the guy they like, it's normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938772
You can see the quirkiness and unhinged part relate to childhood trauma and faulty friendships

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938760
I don't think she is focused enough for dorf fort. Maybe Rimworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938760
i honestly just want to see her try to do whiteboard explainers of whatever she's tangenting about so we can see into her thought process

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make Shiorin happy by making friends with prechat like she told me to!

I want to talk to Shiorin when she hangs out in prechat!

But prechat seems like a cesspool of d***ord people who circlejerk constantly

What do I do bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56939103
novella academy

[Anonymous No.]

>>56939707
Whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife Shiorin~

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925176
>a whole year until any real sign of drama with this gen
That'd be a fucking miracle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56939707
I expect pre-chat to get somewhat better in the near future as all the underage b& summerfag kiddies will be going back to school soon and won't be able to just camp chat all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56925176
No matter what they do
Catalog will always find a way shit on them

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Shii-chan would hang out here with us too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930245
I saw the golden age, but I haven't seen a gen quite as interesting as Advent. They all have decent chemistry because they actually met up beforehand, they all have their own clearly-defined niches, they all know their audience very well... Sure, there's other shit going down at the moment but the talent scouts, the girls, and even management (and I do not fucking say that often, if anyone from the company is /here/) knocked this out of the park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56940696
The whole gen being in the same tz definitely helps too. Makes collabs and random cameos much more frequent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56930659
>actual angels
Gentle cuddles will be fine.
>>56934667
It's a puzzle game with a bunch of not-so-subtle hints that it's tied to the Pied Piper of Hamlin. I know why Shiori might be interested and watched a good chunk of that one because she has the talent of making damn near anything interesting to me, but the game is still mediocre from an overall quality perspective

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold her haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

[Anonymous No.]

>>56941823
this is a blue board

[Anonymous No.]

>>56941823
I think The Beatles are overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a hug from shiorin so fucking badly

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone baking?

[Anonymous No.]

someone should take the audio clip of her doing the countdown and try to find any stream where she says "come" and add it together

[Anonymous No.]

>>56941985
I think The Beatles are goated. The world is now back in balance

[Anonymous No.]

>>56942631
Soon (TM)

[Anonymous No.]

>>56941985
Kys, the Beatles are good. Just cause something is popular doesn't necessarily mean it's overrated you contrarian mongoloid

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS WOMAN AND CAN'T WAIT FOR PHASMO COLLAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943097
KYS ?
Keep Yourself Safe ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56938900
>I wasn't bullied
>Was hazed constantly
>physically attacked once
>"Friends" were regularly sniping at her and being rude bitches

>I had a really good childhood
>Terrified of being shouted at by her parents so she tries her best to placate and calm them

I think she just doesn't know any better. She wasn't like straight up abused or bullied to the point of suicide, but she has some childhood trauma fucking her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943312
Showering Shiori with kindness that she isn't used to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943312
Asian family plus her mom being an old timer workaholic type explains a lot I feel. She’s just not taken care of as delicately as most.

[Anonymous No.]

Next Page:
>>56943923
>>56943923

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943284
Keep Your Smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944165
cute