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> Hololive was pushed to Youtube through multiple avenues "coincidentally" during the start of the pandemic.
> 2 weeks after Gura debut, Baby Shark "coincidentally" becomes the most viewed song on Youtube.
> Korone "coincidentally" got autocorrected to Corona, infiltrating her clips into the YT algo.
> EN cull happened "coincidentally" during the leadup to Jan 6.
> Coco graduation date was "coincidentally" on the same date as CCP's 100th anniversary.
> Rushia yab and termination "coincidentally" happened on the same week that the Russian invasion started.
> WeLoveRushia got "coincidentally" autocorrected to #WeLoveRussia and trended on twitter, Haachama blatantly points out "oh no, such a coincidence" and no one catches on.
> Rain Shaman meme event in Indonesia for MotoGP "coincidentally" 2 days before Kobo debut (+Rainych Facebook rrat pushed on FB, putting more eyes on her).
> Nijisanji "coincidentally" debuts their first ever solo talent mere weeks after getting 1M subs on the main channel and announcing their IPO.
> All of the major Hololive stars are "coincidentally" on a break during Salome's debut and road to 1M.
> Abe assassinated with a homemade shotgun "coincidentally" when Holos were preparing to play Rust, a game where you make homemade shotguns. The first stream was delayed twice, indicating that there were prior attempts before one succeeded.
> NASA's Webb Telescope's first Space image "coincidentally" revealed one day after Sana announced her graduation.
> Four days after Sana's graduation, a Pokemon "coincidentally" similar in concept to Sana's "bread dog" mascot is revealed.
> Ame and Kronii announce that they'll be collabing with Holostars EN, "coincidentally" around the time of the Queen of Britains's death. Scotland's contingency in case she dies is "coincidentally" called Operation "Unicorn".
> Nijisanji "coincidentally" cancels a much anticipated live a few days after President Xi Jinping reviewed combat preparedness of the PLA amidst Taiwan tensions
> Hololive "coincidentally" announces graduation of their two most successful male talents the very next day after a plane crash that supposedly killed two Wagner leaders

>> No.56843489

>>56843378
Vesper is Priggy confirmed, thanks comrade

>> No.56843642
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56843642

>>56843378
Wtf

>> No.56843701

>>56843378
Deus Ex was right

>> No.56843925

>>56843701
Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers

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>>56843378
vesper dox do not open

>> No.56844832

>>56844077
DELETE THIS

>> No.56845561

>>56843378
I cannot believe anon was coincidentally eaten by sharks on his way home later today!

>> No.56845796

SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN

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>> No.56846275

>>56843378
holy shit

>> No.56846425
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>>56843378
AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Iofi same meeeeeeeeeee

>> No.56847714

>>56843701
>>56843925
Gawr Gura: Your appointment to COVER should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with Yagoo.
Dmitri Jap: I take it he was agreeable?
Gura: He didn't really have a choice.
Jap: Has he been infected?
Gura: Ah yes, most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the COVID vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.
Jap: This pandemic - the Discordfaggotry is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
Gura: Why contain it? Let it spill over into Reddit and live chats. Let the rrats pile up in the /vt/ catalog. In the end, they'll beg us to stream.
Jap: I've received reports of bot attacks on YouTube. There's not enough CCV to go around, and the 2views are starting to get desperate.
Gura: Of course they're desperate. They can smell their irrelevance, and the sound they'll make rattling their Twitter feed will serve as a warning to the rest.
Jap: Hmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. The VTweeters may not go as quietly as you think. Intelligence indicates they're behind the problems with #vtubervsirl.
Gura: A bunch of pretentious young whores playing at OnlyFans, but the world left them behind long ago. We are the future!
Jap: We have other problems.
Gura: NIJISANJI EN?
Jap: Formed by Riku after the Chinese strike on Coco. I have someone in place though. I'm more concerned about Mori. She's relocated to Japan.
Gura: Our CGDCT is far in advance of theirs, as is our CCV, and their... ethical inflexibility has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider.
Jap: The unicorn project?
Gura: Among other things, but I must admit that I've been somewhat disappointed with the performance of Council.
Jap: Advent should be online soon. It's currently undergoing preparations and should be operational within six months. My people will continue to report on its progress. If necessary, TEMPUS will be terminated.
Gura: We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again - a new age. Sora spoke of the mythical Holoearth. Soon that paradise will be a reality, and we will be crowned its King, or better than King: God-ish!

>> No.56849596

>>56843378
ogey

>> No.56850610
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>>56843378
huh...

>> No.56850650

>>56843378
HAVE MERCY

>> No.56852397

>>56843378
Well, that's a lot of happenings...

>> No.56852570

>>56847714
I kneel

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56853751

>>56844077
the many faces of Vesper Noir

>> No.56854178

>>56843378
what a grand and intoxicating innocence

>> No.56856013

kek

>> No.56857245

wtf

>> No.56857344

>>56843378
But what does it all mean?

>> No.56857789
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56857789

>things happen at the same time as other things

>> No.56861073

>>56847714
amazing

>> No.56861295

What did Watame do to deserve having so many shitposts with her face pasted on?

>> No.56861556

>>56843378
...Okay, okay, this rrat's a whole lot better than the usual ones.

>> No.56862892

>>56861295
Be good. Zero effort catalog shitters exist only to suffer, so they are jealous of and hate anyone who's legitimately positive and wholesome.

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