/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Ready to Rumble Edition

Last thread: >>56694051

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/k6AeHDBh

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>bunnymaimai got a ticket for an altare meet n greet

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>>56712991
MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>56713073
ramen

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>>56713073
Amen.

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Altare doesn't like femdom

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>>56713065
shes a very supportive tempura so good for her

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hate regis altare

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>>56713149
unbased...

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>>56713195
Yeah she's a BIG fan

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>>56713073
Amen!

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>>56711280
Considering the whole Taiwan incident and that Cover stopped caring about offending China they aren't getting Genshin perms
I remember in the Chinese version of the game they banned Coco's name

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>>56713246
big in a way leader likes or a way he doesn't like

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>>56713149
So that's why he's always felt off to me. Regis Altare hate.

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I just had a la croix and remembered when oji did that 10/10 kino la croix taste testing stream.... it hurts...

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>>56713149
That's the spirit!

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>>56713149
no surprise bro he hates women

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>>56713462
wtf i love altare now

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So, what are the chances that Magni and Vesper are staff/part-time managers for Advent? Like chat mods or advisors.

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>>56713462
to be fair he only seems to hate women that are sexually available

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>>56713502
absolutely fucking zero. why would you even think that?

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>>56713502
Based retard.

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>>56713502
Relatively low to absolute zero.
At this point their absence has less to do with Advent's debut than the usual memes about Ame going on vacation before an announcement.

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>>56713149
>Vesper are staff/part-time manager
I made an extremely schizo rrat about this as a joke shortly after they debuted. I didn't think anyone would take it seriously.

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>>56713502
0. Why would they ask the least competent member of the branch to give new talents advice?

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>>56713403
oh wait that was in the pre-vesper days wasn't it...

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>>56713502
kek, the most retarded rrat I've ever seen

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>>56713680
Idk man the "they're striking in solidarity with the Hollywood strike" is up there.

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>>56712881
Remember when a 22-minute anime was enough to teach the rules? But then still completely bullshitted its way through them?

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I like watching Altare play games because he reminds me of listening to the rain outside (constant and relatively monotonous and soothing) (positive)

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>>56713538

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>>56713149
Based

[Anonymous No.]

HAKKA ON THE BLOCKGAME (ZATSU) TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONN9nX1ucUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONN9nX1ucUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONN9nX1ucUk

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We seemed to make some progress last time I asked this, so it might be worth trying again.

What are some rrats about MagNoir's disappearance which we can confirm are NOT the reason why they're missing? What rrats are out there which can be or have been debunked? If we work to figure out what is NOT the case, process of elimination will help us determine what might be or is the actual answer.

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>>56713627
Meant for
>>56713502

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>>56713818
I agree which is why I'm not a fan of the voices

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PILOT IN THE STREETS
FIGHTER IN THE STREETS AS WELL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHQmQE2Xz1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHQmQE2Xz1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHQmQE2Xz1w

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>>56713818
If this is Hag-chan, your body is trying to tell you that it wants a child. Please listen to it before it's too late.

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>>56713804
First season of YGO gets a lot of flack for something that didn't even have proper rules yet, it wasn't until Konami released the official card game that the author started writing coherent stuff

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This Zelda game would've scared me as a child, Christ

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>>56713910
>>56713999
Mechabirb overlap love

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>>56713965
He stops them like an hour into the stream if he’s initially hyper so i just do something else for a bit kek

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>>56713932
Magni isn't dead.

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>>56714059
Overlapping is the ultimate form of love

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Altare mindbroken by modern ygo

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>>56713932
with Noir pretty much anything
with magni the doxxmites tell you when your wrong so they are pregnant in Antarctica with butt babies
New rrat: Bettel accidently killed them by sending Heff Jardy to Antarctica.

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>>56714231
That's why I always overlap with /mans/. Especially (You)!

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>>56714031
How did you know…

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>>56713818
I feel the same way! I do like when he gets hyped up too though just not when he becomes a toddler

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>>56713818
I get that. There is something very pleasant about how consistent he is.

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>>56714292
B-baka! >///<

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>>56712991
cute lil brat

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>>56714336
*cums in you*

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>>56713910
>using all the fan mascots on screen
wdhmbi

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>>56714470
bye bye Altare! bye bye Axel!~

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Kek Altare

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why the fuck does nobody post about jeffrey anymore? why does /mans/ hate him?

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>>56714717
>has all the VG mascots
Hakka will be the last tempus member standing

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>>56714031
I got tubal ligation when I was 20, nearly 10 years ago. Abayo body lmao o7

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>>56714845
Oh jeez missed them somehow
mhmm yep, hes gonna eat all the other members,,,,,

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>>56714717
>Shiny Spicy for MagNoir?
MagNoir is funnier but Shiny Spicy is stable so I wouldn’t

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>>56714845
He will dethrone Leader as The Holostar? No...

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>>56714470
idk why but this is fuelling the doomer in me more than anything that's happened so far

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>>56714896
Ligama tubal

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>>56714952
Leader would devour him alive before that could ever happen, like Saturn.

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>>56714954
stop being schizophrenic

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>>56713932
debunked:
- dead or were in an accident
- mental/physical health break or otherwise requested by the talents themselves
- family emergency (at least for magni)
- contract negotiations
- they've already been terminated and cover is waiting for the right moment to announce it

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>>56714896
way too young

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>>56715012
Hakka can just tear Altare apart from the inside with his beak and maxed out strength stat

[Anonymous No.]

Hakkito love and VORE!

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>>56715018
they've been gone too long there's no going back for me anon

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>>56715067
I didn't know the contract negotiations rrat was debunked. What did it?

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>>56715067
Literally none of these have been debunked, and it's entirely possible that they're both gone for different reasons.

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>>56715246
Having a brain. The termination one isn't debunked though

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>>56715151
Finally. some more vore content/ 10000% great

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>>56715264
nice try but i'm not feeling going on a vacation atm

[Anonymous No.]

Ogre
>Altare
>Axel
Lizardman
>Hakka
Orc
>Vesper
>Flayon
Goblin
>Shinri
Barbarian
>Bettel

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>>56715067
They are fucking dead

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>>56715388
why is Vesper in that category?

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>>56715460
Because he is going to get fucked by orcs

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>>56715388
what is this

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>>56715388
He will 100% buy VR just for fucking lizardmen and not for playing with the boys...

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That's my FPS gamer

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>>56715577
Tempus members and the mobs they would get fucked by

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Brother and Sisters, are we becoming Uproar of EN branch?

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>>56715388
barbarian isn't a fantasy race

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hakka referenced this in his holostars audition, sasuga
https://youtu.be/zpiv39ELDjk

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>>56715246
Timing doesn't match for contract re-negotiations.
>>56715331
The termination rrat is more or less debunked because it has been so long and they haven't just announced it already. There's absolutely zero reason to drag it out like this.

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>>56715503
ToT

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>bagel
He's retarded

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>>56715618
why is barbarian in it like it's a race

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>>56715650
I swear, every time somebody talks about what they did for their audition, it conflicts with the last thing that I heard another chuuba say about theirs.

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>new pokemon poltchageist
>is it a bagel?
>it sounds like a ghostly chicken
is altare genuinely retarded?

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Numbers amiright

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>>56715765
>people's auditions are different from each other's
Yeah

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>>56715829
idk where bagel came from but i can see where the poultry thought sprouted.

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>>56715883
Let me rephrase:
Every time someone is asked to share advice about auditioning, it almost always conflicts in some way with the last thing that I heard someone suggest.

that's pretty much the same thing but whatever, I know what I mean

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hakka was the kin baiter from last thread all along

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>I judge your kins/ kin assignment stream
WTF Hakka stop lurking /here/ and listening to the stupidest posts

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>>56715067
not magni has been talking about attending 'monday meetings' not too long ago, take that as you will

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>>56715982
>>56715992
The best way to know for sure that he's /here/ is to post a lot of Hakkette pics and see if he brings it up next time.

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>>56714336
I didn't for sure, but it was a statistically probable outcome. It's known that there are women in their 30s on /mans/ listening to the boys (especially Altare) playing games, not to yume them, but for a non-specific comfort that comes from hearing them, particularly when they act cute. The boys look and act much younger than they are, but are extremely well-mannered. They're essentially idealized sons, which most mothers would be thrilled to have. Most women start wanting babies really badly when they hit their 30s, even if they previously never thought they would. The biological clock isn't just a meme.

A large number of posters on /mans/ have confided about various difficulties in life which would make it very hard to actually have a child, let alone the romance leading up to it. It's a reasonable assumption that at least some of the women in this thread are using the boys as surrogate children, or at least to fulfill those same emotional needs, even if they don't realize it. If there was anyone this was going to apply to, it was going to be one of the older woman who specifically mentioned listening to Altare for "little brother" vibes recently.

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>>56715973
The advice is generally always the same though
"show who you are and your strengths"

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>>56715982
>hakka was falseflagging as a machiroon falseflagging as a bettelion that kinned bettel

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>>56716088
what about the ones that just want to see him get raped by orcs

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Altare got scammed so bad

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>>56716242
They're fucking based.

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>>56716242
Different demographic, different emotional need.

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>>56716088
This is also why you tend to see women in their 30s obsessing over their pets and using them as surrogate children, right?

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>>56701905
Is Noir back yet?

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>>56713932
>We know they’re both alive.
>It’s not a termination because it’s been too long
>Not a NDA breach because again it would’ve been resolved by now
>Not a suspension either because cover would’ve said so
>Vesper got suspended and Magni is standing in solidarity with him. Vesper’s first suspension disproves this
>X event going on is delaying the comback

Unlikely
>Vesper and Magni got into a fight and have not been speaking to each other causing all this for a month+
>New management dispute

In the realm of possibility
>Tachibana rrat has the most evidence so far
>Alien Abduction

My rrat this is an issue that’s been dragging out much longer than anticipated given how oddly the anniversary was delayed and the starting voices never went up. Magni’s last members post implies he knew something was happening but that might also be me huffing copium. It’s really eerie and odd still.

It being something legal seems the most likely. This will be a contributing factor to one if not both talents graduating if they come back

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>>56715765
do you seriously think that hakka, shinri and bettel all auditioned the same way?

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>>56715843
WHEN NUMBER GO BIG I GO UNGA BOOGA I LOVE BIG NUMBER BIG NUMBER GOOD

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>>56716088
>Most women start wanting babies really badly when they hit their 30s
Don't believe this, ladies lmfao

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>>56716300
No, but try again in a couple of hours I'm sure hell be back by then

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>>56716115
Anon I can't just whip out my massive magnum dong in my audition.

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>>56716088
>Most women
nah

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>>56716353
ogey

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>>56716130
hakka is the biggest machiroon so he was only falseflagging on 2 layers

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>>56716361
What's stopping you
You never know what they're looking for

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>>56716305
>This will be a contributing factor to one if not both talents graduating if they come back
If this made them want to quit why wouldn't they just leave now?

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>>56715843
>>56716330

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>>56716515
I'm shy lol.

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I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Hearing how happy he was yesterday to talk about his trip and all the antics he and his friends got up to was great. I missed hearing the smile in his voice- I'm so glad he took that trip. Maybe there was a few things here and there that might've been off in the moment but Axel's the type of person who can shrug it off and laugh about it later. Ah man, I really did miss him all too much, and him admitting to missing us axelotls too made me kind of happy...I'm so glad that he's in Tempus. Axel just makes my days brighter and make me want to do better. I made some really good new friends because of him too! I hope that I'll always be able to cheer him on and have the honour of being an axelotl! Wishing this guy the best in all that he does, and I hope that Axel's able to get good sleep and eat nice foods! Please always stay happy and healthy!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!

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>>56716287
False, I am over 30 and see the boys as made for S E X.
Also my dude, put down the internet. Childless women aren't new, not everyone wants to be a mom, and the biological clock means when you can no longer have kids. Some people get fomo and change their minds, but many are sound in their decisions.

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>>56716305
>Magni’s last members post
Is that something which can be shared openly, or at least paraphrased? Cuz I've never seen it.

>It being something legal seems the most likely.
I still don't understand how that "Live2D model copyright dispute" rrat is supposed to work. I've never seen it actually explained in full.

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>>56716305
I'm pretty confident it's a legal issue too, whether Tachibana-related or something else. Nothing else would drag shit out for this long while at the same time making Cover and the talents be so cagey with information. Legal proceedings in Japan are slow as fuck too.

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>>56716693
A Maglord always pays his debts

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>>56716680
>and the biological clock means when you can no longer have kids
NTA but no, the expression "the biological clock is ticking" specifically refers to the feeling of FOMO when you're getting older and the window starts narrowing.

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kek wtf
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1694147164837175536

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>>56716329
>>56716399
Yes, most. Most means more than half, which is objectively true.

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>>56716736
I hope Vesper is taking this opportunity to be 100 miles from the nearest human in some national park you're not even supposed to be in.

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>>56716693
People have talked about the post, it just says "a maglord always pays his debts"

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>>56716825
Please share your reputable sources

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>>56716765
>>56716848
Ah, I see.

>>56716840
I'd agree but then I read these horror stories about falling into the natural hot springs and now I want him on solid ground and inside a comfortable shelter.

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175 push-ups if he dies again...

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OH SHIT
I thought he would reset every stream kek

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>>56715460
His RM was an orc salaryman.

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>>56716792
don't you ever tell me american cuisine doesn't have culture

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>>56716792
lol...

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I forgot how much I hate the way Altare says "almond milk"

[Anonymous No.]

Machiroons and Hakkitos should liveblog their oshis more.

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>>56717089
that's how i say almond too, i don't think I've heard it differently in real life

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>>56717157
kind of difficult when my hands are up flayon's ass while he kegels them live on stream

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Hakkamama said hello to me and only me later losers

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>>56717172
Everyone I know says "all-mond". Altare says "ahhl-mond".

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>altare so lonely he’s doing judge magni by himself

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I'm just imagining vtuber Altare showing up to court on an ipad.

[Anonymous No.]

>would this face lie to you?

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>>56716792
>White sauce

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>>56716297
If we're assuming there's a male equivalent, which there probably is, then it's probably also one of the reasons for Gura's success, among others.

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>>56717312
Yes he wou

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>>56715624
Don't worry Magni and Nowa's return will revive the branch. Their return stream will get 50k CCV

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>>56717373
Agreed, but because Hagventurers want shota dick

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>>56717382
Wonder what happened to that guy? He just disappeared.

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sorry about your bait bro

[Anonymous No.]

>i'm literally a small kid right now
UOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHOTARE CRUMBS

[Anonymous No.]

>I’m LITERALLY a small kid right now

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>>56717312
>Would the Reptilians lie to you?
Yes. We just had a thread where we talked about about conspiracies, lizard-boy.

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>>56717662
Huh? lizardboy? where? is he down to fuck?

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>>56716693
>I still don't understand how that "Live2D model copyright dispute" rrat is supposed to work.

nobody does cause it makes no sense to begin with, they were standard model commissions, one of them just a touch-up even. people are making shit up because the talents affected both received their models shortly before the break started when it is probably just a coincidence.

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>>56717721
focus on the stream, burritoboy

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>I’m literally a small kid right now
They hated Anon because he told them the truth.

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I miss collabs

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I don't like when Hakka eats on stream...

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>>56717886
I bet you would feel different if he ate you on stream, hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

What did Vesper "Notorious Trucker Fucker" Noir mean by this?

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>>56717934
N-no! of course not...

[Anonymous No.]

shotachads we really can't stop winning

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>>56716693
If someone owns the partial rights to Tempus characters and the changes were made without documented consent of the rights holder they could dispute the changes as an infringement but it would be an extremely stupid move on cover's end to make sure the IP isn't solely on the company.
Also why would someone be that petty?

[Anonymous No.]

YOU EITHER BUST A NUT
OR BUST A TEAR

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>>56718275
Very true words said by a wise bird.

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>Kikuri
HAKKA SAMA I KNEEL

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Hakka's starting his abusive alcoholic wife arc...

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>>56718320
>>56718333
BASED

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>>56717968
He's getting a backshot by a trucker

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MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERlEnrwQpno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERlEnrwQpno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERlEnrwQpno

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My fellow mags I return with joyous tiding. Magni is returning soon.

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>>56718437
Not based! He deserves better than that! I'm not sure why, but he feels like someone who actually would wind up in an abusive relationship to me.

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hakka's favorite enstars character, based

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>>56715069
You realize that genetic physical and mental illness is a thing right?

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER PSISH-MAN

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>>56718625
Enstars is anything but based to be quite honest with you family.

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>>56718558
idk how you know, cute magposter but ill take it

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flayons FUCKING PISSED....scary...

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>Flayon screaming nonsense and threatens to squeeze Hakka's balls
Sigh

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what is going on, why do I have 3 VG members in VC not having a collab

[Anonymous No.]

>Enter Flay, already aggressively yelling
>"I WILL SQUEEZE YOU BY THE BALLS"
Flayon was the abusive alcoholic wife all along...

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>>56718320
>>56718333
tfw no cute alcoholic hag wife

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanted some chill, comfy, Minecraft time with Shinri

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>>56718531
>>56718558
When I glanced over this I read it as Magni streaming again. He's been gone for so long that I'm starting to halluncinate

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>>56718717
I know nothing about enstars apart from it having awful awful fans

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you know i think a major contributor to Altare's bad mental health is that he loves being active and outdoors and does neither

[Anonymous No.]

>go watch Shinri minecraft
>loud background noises
>miss Maguni Breadmond and Vespear Noars

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>>56718625
His taste in gacha game men remains based.

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>>56718893 (Me)
oh ok flayon is gone

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Oh thank goodness. I was ready for comfy mama, and birb joining sounded cool, but then suddenly I hear Flay shouting and thought he was gonna stick around.

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>>56718922
it sucks tbdesu it's a very tumblr girl nostalgia thing at this point, which hakka has proven himself to be

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>>56716088
no they're just too femcelish to be real life sugar mommies for real young 20s men so they do it behind a screen for a cute mature virtual young 20s male instead

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>>56718924
Oh yeah 100%. He constantly talks about outdoor survival stuff and longingly watches camping and fishing videos despite living in a tiny room full of junk most of the time

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>>56718558
it's too late, your fellow mags are gone, retreated to the pits of a fucking doxxsite.. we have like two sane ones left..

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>>56718924
>Shit sleep schedule
>Probably a shit diet
>Usually shit fitness standards
To his credit, he's done a lot of pushups lately, but sometimes it feels like he invites the depression.

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announcement tomorrow

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>>56719202
Magni was my meds...

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>>56719323
If you're lying I'm ending my membership Axel

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>>56719352
Let's get you back to bed, Magmite.. He'll be back soon, we promise.

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>>56719117
>tfw no /here/ sugar mommy to tell me I'm cute and give me headpats
I suddenly feel sick in my heart...

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>>56719323
Announcing my balls LMAO

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>i’m literally a child

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>>56718924
Tbf he did say rock climbing was 40 minutes away by car and really expensive. Wonder how far the closest fishing spot is...

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>>56719481
I'm already too old for having women dote on me so it hurts just a little bit. Not that it ever happened even when I was younger :^(

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I've not been able to see Shinri the same way since the period simulator stream

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any difficult bosses coming up in OoT this stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719481
I’m too broke/cheap to be a sugar mommy but I’ll give you a head pat. Hope you have a good day/night cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not even older than most of the boys but seeing them act like kids always makes me so happy. I had to grow up too fast, never had many friends, etc, so watching them hangout and do dumb shit together always makes me feel better also im a huge fag. Cute boys are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719696
this stream? I would expect him to finish it soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56716088
>If there was anyone this was going to apply to, it was going to be one of the older woman who specifically mentioned listening to Altare for "little brother" vibes recently.
Minding my own business and seeing what's probably a reference to my post the other day and psychoanalyzing me claiming I want kids. Just because I like the little brother experience doesn't mean I don't yume for him like I would for other cute anime boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719739
ok fag kawaii..

[Anonymous No.]

>>56716088
i didn't read any of this but i think its cute when the fujos post schizo shit

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri and Hakka are a bit awkward togeter

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719722
Actually made my night, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719696
The only dangerous enemy for this stream is the iron knuckles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719323
Every time you say that it pushes the announcement back another day! They'll never be able to come back at this rate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719627
SHOTARE TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719323
BG3 was pushed back 2 weekes, so they aren't coming back till next month

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719998

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720043
that has nothing to do with magnoir

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720043
>2 more weeks before HQ Baldur's Gate 3
Kino on the menu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720163
you have nothing to do with magnoir

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720043
didn't altare announce a big merch drop happening next month? what if...

[Anonymous No.]

hakka is gonna die

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720043
bruh nowas finished it and magnis gonna play with others

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720163
You can't tell me that Vesper wouldn't crawl out of the grave to go play BG3 with the boys.

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon just got tricked into moaning. TSKR

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720228
my dick being inside magni and vesper has everything to do with magnoir

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719807
Don't call me cute after 'Ok Fag'ging me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720254
I am waiting for hakka loss. Its inevitable. I love this dumb birb

[Anonymous No.]

Why won't the nips allow more render distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720243
No he didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719900
i think they're fine but not really exciting

[Anonymous No.]

art requests anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720424
Oh ok, what was this about then?
https://www.youtube.com/live/PYBUlb5YUjg?si=BtyzjbSWECPUsGl_&t=5872

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720634
kintama bros playing patty cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720634
Loooong Hakkito slithering down the mountain and devouring Tempus' bases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720634
A freshly picked oundgac

[Anonymous No.]

>>56719971
announcement tomorrow
announcement tomorrow
announcement tomorrow
announcement tomorrow
announcement tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>56718625
He truly has the most based taste in men of anyone in Tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720634
Anon (female) giving Shotanon (male) headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720678
>doubters don't watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720656
I love and also want to fight this nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720816
seconding this

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720678
nooo anon we were supposed to keep it a secret

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720816
god i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.]

Axel RTd
https://twitter.com/nynna_N/status/1693956183931928847

[Anonymous No.]

Please bettel wish your mama happy birthday

[Anonymous No.]

are there really men in this thread. if so say who you’re watching RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

"A young, fit, supple man - ready to go!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721209
even Hakka did kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721215
I was watching Hakka until just a bit ago, but now I'm phoneposting in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721215
watching altare butcher my childhood, not full attention though

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721215
fwmc

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720634
Shota bettel with oundgac plush Tears optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721209
This but Bettelion defending Bettel for her birthday

https://files.catbox.moe/g5kpyh.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721215
hakka and shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721463
seconding this! ToT

[Anonymous No.]

does the chad machiroon from holoexpo still play with flayon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721209
I don't know "I look like such an asshole" I got left in me
this really isn't a big deal ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721215
I am watching Leader and will later watch Shinri if he's still streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>56720656
I'm in love with my little brother...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721463
any specific oundgac?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721215
Silly anon, men don't exist on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721215
playing some games while having Shinri and hakka as stream going while playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721215
Got Altare up for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721775
then....what am i...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721704
Nope. They are a little complicated so if you have to simplify the design/only draw the key parts of it which is usually the head, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

doesnt this red guy play fighting games all day? why is he silver?

[Anonymous No.]

zelders, when is the Ganondorf fight?

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY LOVE~

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721945
same reason why people are silver in any game for years, some players don't seek out constant improvement

[Anonymous No.]

shiky sbihy love

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721215
I'm watching RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721215
Laying in a hotel bed for a work trip watching Hakka play Minecraft while I have pawn stars on TV in the background

[Anonymous No.]

the t3mpus lineup will be pokelawls, pilotredsun, alex jones, and sseth
this was revealed to me in the bathroom of the taco del mar

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1694152955652682007

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722223
She’s so hot dude holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722198
i believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721757
Hakka CUTE! senzaki mama LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722223
Hex tier behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722223
how can we even compete?

[Anonymous No.]

GOT MY BEBBEL SHIRT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722334
don't blame the player, blame the game

[Anonymous No.]

This is why I don't ship the Xenokunians, they are too chill together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722488
Nice groomer oshi you got there axelotl

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722223
I need a hot girl to cosplay Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722198
Forgot lowtiergod , the fabled vsinger

[Anonymous No.]

DINGO ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722531

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722543
>thinking it's axel's the one grooming
LOL LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721215
I'm watching Shinri playing with Hakka, Leader and Selen

[Anonymous No.]

that's a cool looking boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722594
Jobberlotl...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn1zVCXdA8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn1zVCXdA8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn1zVCXdA8s
He's using the asset here >>56721152

[Anonymous No.]

Our little Axel is using assets... He is growing up man

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722780
He keeps replying even if it's untagged and even likes pics of them that aren't cosplay, if that doesn't scream groomer behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722543
sorry nijisis she's not a minor

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722925
omg sister!!! you should make a doxxsite calloit post! how very dare he?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722624
He's so pretty!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm all brainrot
I read "Twinroya" as "Twinryona"

[Anonymous No.]

how do i successfully lure hakka into the sex keep

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck. I haven't still evolved any pokemon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723149
Easy you promise him some cool godzilla, megaman or tmnt figurines if he follows you.

[Anonymous No.]

How much does this guy sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56721877
Not a man, that's for sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723060
Isn't it Twinrova not Twinroya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723305
Enough, must be

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER, WE NEED TO FORM AN ALLIANCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722946
>>56723018
>enabling groomers because the person is attractive
Christ, how low can you get

[Anonymous No.]

>oh she's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722925
aren't they like. actually friends? i think you're just seething about not being that cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723441
sorry, learn the meaning of the word first then come back.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope someone sends Hakka or Shinri a shulker loader/unloader design they can build

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723359
Probably, I'm not familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723493
I do, that's why I'm correctly using it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Slashing her tits
>She moans
Altare's face kek

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

That made me laugh kek

[Anonymous No.]

his Uber eats delivery person in the back bc they gave him the wrong beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723801
uh, SEX

[Anonymous No.]

Old game graphics are so interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723801
might be the most ooc bettel art i've seen so far

[Anonymous No.]

does that mean one Zelda stream left?

[Anonymous No.]

>I mean if I can make money with minecraft rp...
WHORE! WHORE! HAKKA WHORE!

[Anonymous No.]

idk how i feel about shinkka

[Anonymous No.]

how do people remember anything about games

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724036
kinda meh but nothing offensive

[Anonymous No.]

The fairies are so ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723801
i love this art like you wouldn't believe, thank you for my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724036
Have they ever collabed one on one before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723967
It's just him before being corrected and tamed through ryona. His alcoholic rage has been withheld

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724036
They just vibing. Those two are like a pair of capybaras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724018
At least he owns it. A professional whore if I ever saw one.

[Anonymous No.]

flayon CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724163
Yes, multiple times in fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724163
Twice on phogs

[Anonymous No.]

I need to sleep but everyone is streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724189
>Officer ryona corrects him
>Charges him with no crimes
>Bettel kills again
The Circle of Life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724250
>>56724295
Oh right I missed that

[Anonymous No.]

whistling love

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723541
You have access to Google, it'd take you like twenty seconds to learn that liking tweets doesn't fall into the category yet you remain here making an ass of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>RLCraft
Yeah, sorry Hakka, you'll probably never get mods while under the autist nips perms hell.

[Anonymous No.]

RURAL IS A TERRIBLE WORD
I WILL DIE BY IT

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1694175359594561609
>captcha GGAYA

[Anonymous No.]

rural always sounds wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724520
good job at last retard

[Anonymous No.]

hehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724501
Which stream? And it is not, die on your rural hill

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724637
PUT SOME STREAMS ON YOU WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724235
what are they gonna do with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724664
:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724664
Either spitroast or double bj

[Anonymous No.]

>my sister got engaged to a ender man
NO WAY ITS VESPER NOIR

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724637
Rape

[Anonymous No.]

Altare said a big merch drop will be happening next month..odds of it being anni merch?

[Anonymous No.]

is that the last shrine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724520
>only noticed after hakka already congratulated her

[Anonymous No.]

kek Leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724759
>Bettel raping anyone
Even Vesper can top him. its over

[Anonymous No.]

>>56723967
idk, i feel like he would legitimately end a human life if it was part of a good enough bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724760
Probably, magni and vesper are literally coming back. Source: i made it the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724845
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724845
Jerry...

[Anonymous No.]

Aaaalrighty

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724782
>shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724960
temple
it's 5am please mercy

[Anonymous No.]

MONHUN WHEN
when...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725006
they're fucking DUNGEONS faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724125
Ty anon. is there any scenario u would imagine in him? I feel like i need to expand my delusions of him more…

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725081
whenever Axel grinds his MR to Iofi's level. Basically never until he graduates from college

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725112
extra points for trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724639
Altare's, he was talking about words with a lot of r's are hard for him to say
You won't find me near anything rural out of spite

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725006
Im gonna be a good person and let you go today. The spirit temple is the last temple, but you can say Ganon's Castle is a dungeon if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724489
Horizontal is a platform that Cover created especially for special mod permissions for any game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725163
he said he's probably not going to play with iofi

[Anonymous No.]

>>56722223
Followed and liked. Thanks Aniki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725006
I swear to god if you make that mistake again your toast anon, have a good rest soon

[Anonymous No.]

petition to bring hakka to america so we can finally delete everything below the 35th parallel

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725112
no
>>56725216
>>56725315
thanks chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724845
i commit to bits that i do pretty hard (i got an entire college degree as part of a bit once) so i'm perfectly capable of killing if it's funnier than the alternative, but i'm not sure beetle would go that far

[Anonymous No.]

What is Flayon's education level?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725491
Based on his sense of humor and height, I'd say… fourth grade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725491
high school dropout vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725491
He talks like he's been in college

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725491
Everybody in tempus is at least high school level

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725656
he went for a year or two iirc

[Anonymous No.]

KEK Shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725553
>>56725633
>>56725656
>>56725732
Who to believe..

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725491
>>56725732
He seems like a theater kid so I reckon he at least graduated high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725491
elementary substitute

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725838
he did theater once and hated it cause everyone in the class just dated each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>56724520
Man, he could've at least drawn something for her, she likes his ugly art style

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725491
he starts sixth grade in a couple weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>axel mentions eating something alive
>'I know the axelotls like getting tortured'
yeah. me. so when are you going to come over here and rip my stomach open to eat the flesh axel?

[Anonymous No.]

what type of haircut do you imagine the average hagventurers has

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll send you to someone who DOESN'T betray you, Axel Syrios!!
Haha...haha.....nice joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725963
this is why i hate women

[Anonymous No.]

>>56726399
something like this
https://files.catbox.moe/cetsol.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>56726574
but bettel's a man!

[Anonymous No.]

comfy ruined again. Almost gave me a heart attack with the sudden yelling

[Anonymous No.]

>>56726399
dead anime mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>56726574
how ironic to say that while using a Vesper image

[Anonymous No.]

>>56726815
Cope more, >we love Flayon in this house

[Anonymous No.]

>>56726217
why are you like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>56725959
That's an improvement over my own theater class experiences, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56726850
i feel like we are about to enter a timeloop

[Anonymous No.]

>noct being the first guest in ntr
this legit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56726850
Vesper's one of the good ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56727068
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>56727068
no idea what you're talking about mate
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>56727068
No Altare talked about it today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56726217
have you considered going to med school?

[Anonymous No.]

where are they

[Anonymous No.]

>>56727217
>>56727168
>>56727134
I can't believe @HololiveMemes lied to me like this

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>56727467
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56726921
I love Flay but hate how he tends to be around the other boys. Maybe it's because he says he wasn't used to having male friends before Tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesboner...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56727439
rough dude, that's why we gotta watch streams!

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Foxanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56727668
I don't remember that one

[Anonymous No.]

>56727551
the flayschizo falseflagging attempts are degrading in quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>56726815
Tell your bird to stop abducting people then

[Anonymous No.]

I miss The Betster

[Anonymous No.]

>oh, hara hetta
Maguni... :(

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my wife, Tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>56727668

[Anonymous No.]

>>56727850
He popped up pretty randomly
https://vocaroo.com/1lHtnxEQqc4Q

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I love aniki so much he's so sweet and so cute!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56728120
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>56728069
WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM

[Anonymous No.]

>my 2.0 outfit will be a full on scalie model
Hakka...

[Anonymous No.]

Look at Axel scared of the spider... they NEED to play Grounded AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

i miss our residential malehags

[Anonymous No.]

>>56727858
gomen your oshi is only my #3 favorite boy :( Hopefully you don't take that coddling to his chat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56728267
nta. i remember the thread but i never bothered clicking.
>voiceacting autist
those are always cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56728389
i still wish magni would do a watchalong of the sonic fandub (well, first he'd have to actually come back, but still). he'd get such a kick out of it