/shon/

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning! Tracking codes have been sent, pat your wife and call her a good girl. She deserves it.

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter: https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1691955221491048536

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters.

Previous thread: >>56648202

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning! I made >>56671792 but fucked up. Let's use this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56674617
Oh, no wonder why I didn't see it at all. Be sure to leave a warning there then.

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[Anonymous No.]

New lewds dropped
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111067238

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>>56675067
>>56675067
>>56675067
>>56675067

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>>56675067
This was a good fap, thanks Fartrune for commissioning this.

[Anonymous No.]

How many fumos are you planning to buy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56677802
I'll try to get at least 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>56677802
As many as I can, I don't like the ideas of some of you having fumos so the more I can save the better

[Anonymous No.]

>>56677802
1. i'd like more but i can't justify spending hundreds of dollars on plushies

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>>56677802
2 for sure

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>>56674439
Good morning shoggas

[Anonymous No.]

>oli just said the Barbie girls are in a "BBC club"
Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Saruei_/status/1693999819982028957
Saru officially awake and French lessons at 9pm confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56679455
context?

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>>56679948
Whoops I hope shondo doesn't realize I'm cheating on her how could I have done this

[Anonymous No.]

good morning, I love my wife.
>>56679948
tabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56680040
hello my /lig/ga

[Anonymous No.]

>>56679963
barbie boob club

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I laughed at this.

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo in Oli's chat!

[Anonymous No.]

When wife asked for game suggestions I only could come up with really dumb shit she would never like and realized my tastes aren't compatible with hers at all

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go

[Anonymous No.]

oh, another short week then i guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56682556
Only games I could come up with are long story based streams, but she already had ender lilies and DS3

[Anonymous No.]

>>56682556
Relatable, CRPGs are my favorite genre but even something like Disco Elysium would be too much for her zoomer brain

[Anonymous No.]

oli will try to get shondo to hook up with her brother...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56682748
Don't think so. Even if she can't stream on that day, having one less day isn't enough to make the week short, in my opinion. We might get alt streams again too now.

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>>56683103
i dunno, i think she'd really like disco elysium desu. she'd appreciate the quality of the writing being a writer herself, and she used to be a veracious reader despite being a zoomer. not to mention she loves fucked up scenarios and characters. she'd love harry.

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>>56682748
She hasn't had a consistent week in a million years. Shondo doesn't care enough to even stream anymore, she's a glorified vtweeter.

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>>56683667
stfu shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>56683766
Not her I'm serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56683516
I thought about this too WTF

[Anonymous No.]

>>56683897
just imagine her reactions to cuno and measurehead. i want to see it now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56684003
Yeah, maybe she could end up enjoying it. She'd be overwhelmed with all the skills at first but maybe the humor, writing and Harry being a depressed oji-san could keep her invested

[Anonymous No.]

>>56684238
I want to see it now...

[Anonymous No.]

I really want her to explore and try out more different types of games. She's shown even if it seems like she's filtered initially if she enjoys it and powers through she does just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shondo doxxed herself to all the barbies when she was drunk
How do I infiltrate the woman chat

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[Anonymous No.]

the barbies are not a good influence for her.

[Anonymous No.]

/shon/ how would you rate the Barbie girls in terms of intelligence? From smartest to dumbest.

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>>56686076
I think Inis is the dumbest, but I think most of them are surprisingly intelligent. I don't think Oli is as dumb as she initially seems. An unmedicated, ideal world Shondo would be the smartest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56686076
This is not what you are asking. What you are really asking is for the weak point that will crack and tell you what you want to know.
That's Oli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56686131
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56686076
Smartest is probably Shondo if you account for debuffs, otherwise either Nina or Soya, but I don't know enough about Abi and Vivi to say for sure. Inis seems kinda dumb.

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>>56686076
Shondo's IQ is infamously high and you catch glimpses of it under all of the medication the longer you stick around. I'd put Nina and Soya in the 120+ range too, and I think Oli could be not too far out as well, she's very quick witted. Vivi and Kitanya seem to be of about average or slightly above average intelligence, I don't know much about Abi, but Inis is as dumb as a bag of rocks.

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>>56686375
I had the same first impression of Inis after watching her for a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56686477
I mean it endearingly, I think Inis is very cute. But god damn she's just kind of stupid.

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>>56686076
Don't listen to what the others are saying about Inis being the dumbest

[Anonymous No.]

>>56686613
It's either Inis or Oli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56686613
Inis... it's endearing, but the Barbie girls are surprisingly all pretty smart and you just aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56686613
Inis give me your cookies

[Anonymous No.]

There's no way you guys actually think shondo is intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56686613
Inis, the Barbie Girls are just very smart. You are still above the average vtuber.
>>56686863
Hi Shondo!

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>>56686863
i think her mind developed faster than her peers as a kid and was therefore smarter than them, but then her growth stopped and others caught up. that's usually how it goes with smart kids. if she was tested as an adult i very much doubt she'd score in the 140+s or whatever the fuck she said she got as a child. in fact they're talking about stopping testing kids for iq at all because of how unreliable and useless it is as a metric while they're still growing

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>>56686863
Watch someone legitimately dumb and you very quickly understand that Shondo is very smart, the meds are just fucking with her incredibly hard. Some days she seems extremely bright.

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>>56686863
Shondo is uneducated but the processing power of her brain is very high, she reads the chat at a million miles per hour.

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>>56686863
Shondo is an odd case because she has the education of a middle schooler, she's slowed to almost nonfunctioning, but her brain works incredibly fast. I have no clue how she accomplishes everything she does. I was on antipsychotics for around a year and all I could do was veg out for most of it.

[Anonymous No.]

They all have at least 200IQ except shondo who has 300IQ which she can double with her forma de sin medicacion

[Anonymous No.]

>>56687245
REAL

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>>56687218
This. If Shondo was passionate about STEM instead of art she'd be an engineer.

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>>56686375
you guys can keep saying this but shondo can't do basic puzzles

[Anonymous No.]

After reading the last thread I wonder if the schizoing there is the type of shit she would see in her DMs. Shoggers just use /shon/ to air it out instead of complaining to her directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56686863
imo I think Shondo is smarter than the average vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>56687412
I posted way worse in her DMS over the last 2 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>56687517
Why?

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>>56687510
Woah there anon, we dont want to set the bar too high

[Anonymous No.]

>>56686863
>>56687080
She and Nina seem to be on the same wavelength intellectually and Nina has said she has an IQ in the 130s, tested as an adult. However Shondo is on 5 strong medications and Nina isn't. She let slip that she wanted to be a surgeon once and I fully believe that if her worst side effects were gone, she were a little more stable and she set her mind to it she absolutely could've been. She is the type of person with the stubbornness and capacity to acheive pretty much anything she desires.
>>56687362
That is every single vtuber. Streamer brain seems to be an actual problem.

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>>56687344
she is, she likes biology and space

[Anonymous No.]

>>56687620
As a casual interest. It's probably the most surprising thing to me she cares for but it makes sense when she talked about being interested in being a surgeon once.

[Anonymous No.]

IQ fags are seriously annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>56687564
whoa bro... that must mean shondo's iq is at least in the 160s!!! she's could be the next einstein fr fr..... we need to save her so we can secure the future of mankind.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>56687722
t. pinis

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>>56687740
You're insufferable

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>>56687782
you sound like girls discussing star signs

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>>56687782
the only insufferable faggots here are people that keep insisting she's some perfect fucking super human born in a chinese lab. it's annoying as fuck. want me to break down how much of a failure she objectively is?

[Anonymous No.]

Shondofeet

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is the smartest in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56687907
I have seen nobody insist she is a perfect super human born in a chinese lab. Why you so mad brainlet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56687871
So True

[Anonymous No.]

>>56687907
pro tip. you can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>56687907
YOOOO THIS NIGGA SPENT 8 YEARS IN UNIVERSITY JUST TO GET INTELLECTUALLY MOGGED BY A MIDDLE SCHOOL DROP OUT WHO MAKES RAPTOR NOISES FOR A LIVING

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>>56688079
lmao what a sad faggot

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>>56688293
G

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn’t this bitch like my joke. AAAAAAA when she ignores my my heart hurts it’s not fair I don’t have the money or talent for her to notice me when I’m so much better then the others

[Anonymous No.]

anon, your standards are so low that you're frothing in the mouth and shaking over how incredible it is that she did menial data entry for 3 days. that shit wouldn't even warrant minimum wage in a normal work place and you're shitting yourself by how impressed you are. when you're talking about her intellectual displays your standards are equally low. you're yes-men to a degree where your opinion can't be trusted at all anymore when it comes to anything shondo. i guess love really does make you blind.

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>>56688463
Why are you just making up shit to get mad at
Nobody thinks she's a fucking genius for performing data entry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56688463
>the outsiderfag from yesterday
No one cares.

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>>56688293
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>56688079
midwits love "identifying intelligence" in others because it makes them feel like they're on the same wavelength
you can see this shit with whatever tech mogul 3rd worlders worship

[Anonymous No.]

Menhera Monday was yesterday please relax

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>>56688601
are you insulting the "anti" or the general thread consensus? i can't even tell

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>>56688730
are you calling your own opinion the thread consensus?
I don't know use some intelligence, who is the one making himself out to be start because he's categorized the intelligence vibe of a bunch of anime girls

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>>56688601
on the other hand, retards think "making the same choices as me" means someone is intelligent, and if they disagree with their choices, they are "retarded".

It's is an objective fact that shondo has upper end chat reading skills, good reflexes for shit like blocking, and witty jokes, despite being nerfed by medication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56688293
G

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>>56688857
what in the actual fuck does reading chat or reflexes have to do with intelligence? is this bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56688857
>read a lot
>get better at reading
>retard who last read a book in middle school calls you a genius

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>>56688463
>>56688507
>>56688533
>>56688562
>>56688601
>>56688680
>>56688730
>>56688841
>>56688857
>>56688453
>>56687782

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>>56689107
She wrote four books between the age of 12 and 15, then scrapped them for being subpar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56689128
I love disco

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>>56689260
anon she would never tell you that those had much merit, shit I made a comic series at that age and I wasn't spending most of my time out of school
why are you conflating having hobbies with intelligence? surely you have hobbies?

[Anonymous No.]

dis thwead is scawy.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>56689448
Come sit on ojisan's lap. I will protect you.

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>>56689448
I want to give her uppies so bad....

[Anonymous No.]

>>56689408
>nothing ever indicates intelligence
I guess the smartest people out there don't read, write or do anything really. They're fat and unproductive just like you fr fr.

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>>56689099
Chat reading skills are based on ability to split, prioritize and handle attention tasks, and speed of information processing. Eye-brain-hand reflexes also indicate processing speed, though that is way less useful since it's mediated by the spinal chord.

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>>56689767
hahahahahaha

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>>56687980
>>56687980
>>56687980
>>56687980
The only reasonable anon /here/ is me. All of you are a bunch of insecure shoggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56689719
I know you're arguing for her intelligence not yours but it would help if you tried to make an intelligent argument too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56689793
>ability to split, prioritize and handle attention tasks, and speed of information processing
Which is all done in the prefrontal cortex, which is responsible for the biggest contribution to the G intelligence factor.

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>>56690266
this nigga thinks it takes a genius to read messages in chat LMAO. is this how a terminally online discord user tries to cope with his life?
>guys i'm totally super smart i read discord all day which means i have an iq of 145

[Anonymous No.]

look I'll only call her a retard in a loving/joking manner but shoggers are seriously grasping at straws if they want to point at her dark souls gameplay as anything impressive

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why you seethe over the fact that a dropout is smarter than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56690487
>this nigga thinks it takes a genius to read messages in chat LMAO
Then why can't you do it? Try to keep up with Shondo's chat when it's really active.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56690704
what is your point? most of us here read chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>56690704
>Then why can't you do it?
are you just projecting your own inability to read the chat? is that what this is? you're being really fucking weird. also, people complain pretty much every stream about how she misses subs and stuff so she doesn't even catch all of the big flashy stuff, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56690855
>>56690900
My point is that you don't have the processing power to read the whole for even 30 minutes let alone hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56690960
while also streaming, keep in mind every streamer complains about streamer debuff for mental tasks
>>56690487
It's not just "reading messages"
> split, prioritize and handle attention tasks, and speed of information processing
Shondo is on the utmost upper end regarding chat reading skills. Just open a random 800+ stream, compare and see for yourself.

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>>56691015
>>56690960
this is exactly what i mean when i say you people have a low opinion of her. being impressed that she can read chat when it's like... the bare minimum you can expect from a streamer. if you can't think of anything other than her being able to read chat when thinking about her then i don't even know. you should probably look for a new oshi at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56691685
>bare minimum
you know that most streamers don't even do that shit and only read subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>56691685
I don't agree with those anons however she is very good at it; it's just that she's been training that skill all her life so no shit she's good at it
average streamer is probably the type who never read a book after they graduated school

[Anonymous No.]

>>56691685
This, by those standards Hasan and XQC must make Hawking look like a cockroach

[Anonymous No.]

So why did Shondo join a club for bbc, sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56692749
The c already stands for club so youre not even making sense

[Anonymous No.]

you really cannot get more boring than talking about intelligence; don't any of you have something to schiz out about, that's usually more entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>grrr 2010s barbie
This poll is rigged because of wifey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56692855
You cannot deny that they knew what they were doing when they picked the name. It's not the first BBC joke the Barbies have done either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693269
She is terrified of stacies

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>>56693285
>they
What are you talking about? It's just what Oli said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693269
I sometimes wonder what her friends think of her bringing her chatters to their stream whenever she watches them but I imagine most of them aren't as autistic as she is and just appreciate the extra views

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>>56693411
>>56693475

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@56693109
i didn't bark i hope she doesn't hate me

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693475
All of them seem to support Shondo a whole lot, Inis even sets boundaries because she knows we're Shondo's husbands and she doesn't want to step on her toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693550
Inis seems like a based chuuba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693491
does shondo have a real classification for which whores are the good ones or is it just completely arbitrary by feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693109
Yeah well for me trying to determine vtubers intelligence with cyber phrenology is peak amusement

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693639
If she likes her then she's a good whore (e.g. Anny).

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693641
when you phrase it that way it is kinda funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693494
newfagkino

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>>56693691
yeah that's my impression
maybe the anime girl filter smooths it over so the catty instinct is held at bay

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693109
the only tf2 item she has is from a certain someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694151
that's not very spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693897
>maybe the anime girl filter smooths it over
I've experienced this as well, not even ex camwhores like Melody disgust me as long as they're in anime form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694190
I have nothing else I'm willing to post

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694191
>ex

[Anonymous No.]

>cute little cousin visits
>instantly gets filled with thoughts of loving marriage with Shondo and having lots of cute kids running around
Help

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694220
Then stop vagueposting newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694258
anon...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694258
You must be really old, men don't get baby fever until like their mid 30s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694323
I'm not even in my mid 20s yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694323
i dunno, i got baby fever when i first read yotsuba in my early 20s. and then again for every similar anime or manga i consumed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694323
Nah, I got baby rabies in my late teens and got cured by the time I hit my early 20s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694384
you must be at least 30 to post in this read

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694454
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694323
I don't know, I like kids (not in that way)

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694583
kek

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>>56694151
It should've been ME

[Anonymous No.]

When (you) post pictures of your merch, I beg you clean your rooms you filthy fucking swines.

[Anonymous No.]

you know I am a little puzzled by the fact she said she doesn't have baby fever but she fantasized about being popping out kids nonstop and living domestic life on a farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694783
When I post mine she won't see my room just my sheets

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694783
>Show wife that you have no personality
Yaaaaaawn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56693109
Robowife

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694797
No bb fever for (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694885
having a personality would deviate too much from husband hive

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694797
What don't you understand? For her it's still a dream not a biological urge, personally I'd love to live in a mansion but I don't become anxious thinking about never achieving that dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694797
Meh makes sense, there's tons of things I dream about but probably don't actually want, like getting into cool action scenarios like RE4 and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695106
so wanting to have kids mentally doesn't count? always with these semantic copes. i've never seen this anywhere else but in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695291
>kids mentally
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695291
Simply wanting kids isn't the same as having baby fever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695291
Are you dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

Quick survey for you shoggers given how last thread went. I'm asking because I've thought about this a lot recently

>Is Shondo your wife?
>How long into the relationship did you consider this to be real?
>How long have you been around for? Not your follow date but actively watching her stream
>Have you ever taken a break from the relationship? How long and for what reasons?
>When you came back did you love her more or less than before you took a break?
>What would she have to do for you to divorce her?

Me
>Yes
>3-4 months
>Just over a year
>I took about 3 weeks break because I had to visit family
>After I started watching her again I fell completely in love, that's when I started really caring and considering the marriage real
>If shadowmama convinces her to go clubbing I think I'm done with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695436
hi bratty

[Anonymous No.]

>>56694797 (me)
also it's a damn shame she gushed about that fantasy and we never got any art based around it

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695436
tldr

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695291
>always with these semantic copes
Baby rabies is a physical need like wanting to bust a nut, wanting to have kids mentally it's something that even kids have. I remember wanting to have a large family at the age of 7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695436
>yes
>2 weeks
>idk ASMR since 2022 and streams since March
>no
>
>unironic cuckshit or going to a nightclub without me would feel like a huge betrayal
>>56695497
nta but he's just like me fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695436
>Is Shondo your wife?
Yes
>How long into the relationship did you consider this to be real?
5-6 months
>How long have you been around for? Not your follow date but actively watching her stream
---
>Have you ever taken a break from the relationship? How long and for what reasons?
nope
>When you came back did you love her more or less than before you took a break?
-
>What would she have to do for you to divorce her?
tell me to leave / rushia 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm...
https://twitter.com/GensoEl

[Anonymous No.]

you guys really hate her having any autonomy don't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>56696793
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>56696793
What am I meant to get from this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56696991
>>56696994
Recognize this style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56696848
>muh autonomy
Are you talking about the nightclub thing? Yes, I don't want my wife to hang out around drunk normies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56696793
how did I not notice that earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>56697043
They've already drawn Shondo before, if you're implying it's pantsu
https://twitter.com/GensoEl/status/1656300432057151489

[Anonymous No.]

>>56697050
Why do people keep arguing over this when she's specifically said multiple times she's never going to one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56696793
Ohhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>56697124
>What would she have to do for you to divorce her?
Did you read the question? I also don't think she'll do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56697093
It's Pettan anon, very recognizable style. He must've drawn her once in your link, then decided to just dedicate a whole account to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56697043
>>56696793
I guess he found his muse... I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695436
>Is Shondo your wife?
Yes
>How long into the relationship did you consider this to be real?
3 months
>How long have you been around for? Not your follow date but actively watching her stream
Over a year
>Have you ever taken a break from the relationship? How long and for what reasons?
No
>When you came back did you love her more or less than before you took a break?
---
>What would she have to do for you to divorce her?
Telling me to leave or actual NTR. Male or female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56696793
this is old information but props for finding it by yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695436
>>Is Shondo your wife?
Yes.
>>How long into the relationship did you consider this to be real?
I don't know.
>>How long have you been around for? Not your follow date but actively watching her stream
I started actively watching her around the time she started FEAR, but it was mostly VODs at that time. I only started actively trying to watch (almost) every stream adn being active in chat since her redebut.
>>Have you ever taken a break from the relationship? How long and for what reasons?
Not really. I skipped a stream here and there, but not because I wanted a break from her.
>>When you came back did you love her more or less than before you took a break?
The forced breaks (work, illness, etc.) made me love her more
>>What would she have to do for you to divorce her?
male collab, or do anything that I wouldn't want my actual wife to do either, i.e. going clubbing, getting a bf, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695436
>Is Shondo your wife?
Yes
>How long into the relationship did you consider this to be real?
About 3 months?
>How long have you been around for? Not your follow date but actively watching her stream
A year
>Have you ever taken a break from the relationship? How long and for what reasons?
No
>When you came back did you love her more or less than before you took a break?
N/A
>What would she have to do for you to divorce her?
Get a boyfriend or completely ignore me. I don't think people who seethe over little lies are as honest as they think they are.

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>>56695436
>Is Shondo your wife?
Yes
>How long into the relationship did you consider this to be real?
not sure honesty
>How long have you been around for? Not your follow date but actively watching her stream
found her asmr around 2017, thought it was cute so i stuck around ever since (mostly in the backround, enjoying her stuff)
>Have you ever taken a break from the relationship? How long and for what reasons?
in 2019 to focus on school and hobbies, came back during the pandemic
>When you came back did you love her more or less than before you took a break?
nah, stayed the same
>What would she have to do for you to divorce her?
idk, maybe if she was insufferable to watch? or became a total bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>56698984
>in 2019
You were a husband in 2019? Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699082
do her youtube streams count?
i honesly forgot when she started streaming on twitch actively

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699305
you were a cuck not a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699305
That's not what I meant, she was dating Pyro until as late as 2020.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699305
Can you give us some obscure oldfag lore?

[Anonymous No.]

Feeding wifey sponges

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699409
oh that (sorry im retarded)
i didnt really care since back then i didnt see her as anything else but a cute but weird chick that made asmr and sounded really young.

[Anonymous No.]

my fucking parcel still just says "it's currently in transit". no information about where it is (not even which country it's in), estimated delivery date, nothing. what the fuck man. what's the point of tracking if it's not, you know, tracking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699715
Nice backpedaling cuckboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699746
Works for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699812
probably sweden's postal service that sucks ass as usual then. which country are you in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699746
I have 4 tracking codes and one of them is still in the UK while the other 3 are in my state. You got unlucky and it's still in the UK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699888
America

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695436
>Is Shondo your wife?
Yes
>How long into the relationship did you consider this to be real?
5 months
>How long have you been around for? Not your follow date but actively watching her stream
Feb last year I think
>Have you ever taken a break from the relationship? How long and for what reasons?
I took a break from her streams for a month due to mod spam, but that was before I really loved her
>When you came back did you love her more or less than before you took a break?
More because she actually did something about the issue I was having
>What would she have to do for you to divorce her?
Exactly the same thing that made me drop her youtube channel, talk about currently having a bf

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>>56699758
whatever you say man

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699746
Where did you check? Royal Mail's website or your own country's postal service?
Try here.
https://www.royalmail.com/track-your-item#/

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699942
You said that you took a break from the relationship in 2019 and came back during the pandemic, implying that you saw Shadow as more than a cute weirdo on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

If she wouldnt hold your hand while youre dying of cancer in a hospital she isnt really your wife. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

If she wouldnt let you cum inside she isnt really your wife. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56700076
Funny you say that, I remember this story of a wife dying of cancer who wanted to fuck other men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56699746
Same. Both of my orders are like that. Nothing on my countries site either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56700160
Check "Tracking History" below that. It's probably still in the UK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56700160
I'm using this website
https://parcelsapp.com/en/

[Anonymous No.]

>>56700249
Apparently it is.

[Anonymous No.]

I just use USPS' tracking, do your guys shipping not have their own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56695436
>Is Shondo your wife?
Yes
>How long into the relationship did you consider this to be real?
4-5 like any relationship irl
>How long have you been around for? Not your follow date but actively watching her stream
Her first Cult of Lamb stream
>Have you ever taken a break from the relationship? How long and for what reasons?
No
>When you came back did you love her more or less than before you took a break?
My loves for her grows by the minute
>What would she have to do for you to divorce her?
Getting NTR'd (Yes clubbing, male collabs)

[Anonymous No.]

>>56700443
They suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56700046
not really, i came back cause i saw she was live on twitch and was curious to see how she was doing, i didnt plan on coming back. Now im just here cause i still find her entertaining and fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56688293
LATE G AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>56700896
We get it you're not a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56688293
G

[Anonymous No.]

imagine coming through this tiny entrance with those huge bags full of packages kek. FT probably had it rough that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701134
I wanted to see the post office workers faces seeing them showing up with all those huge bags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56700337
So her house is within an hour drive of Aigburth Road

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701134
Hmm, what do we have here?

[Anonymous No.]

What holiday was shadowmama constantly getting railed on for all her children to have birthdays within a month of each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701256
I don’t think she mentioned how long it took to get there, am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701256
Did that get revealed to you in a dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56700971
it's ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701259
Shadow's home dox

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701330
Halloween I think? Too early for Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701134
The UK is such a shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701341
>>56701335
maximum

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>>56701421
yeah i've been looking around the neighborhood and it looks so fucking trashy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701421
You remember her uncle telling her to practice ducking while they drove through Liverpool? Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701134
Is this the UK? Why does it look like a dirty Yuropoor suburb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701330
birthday sex
she tweeted about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701134
You think they went to the steakhouse across the street?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701490
The UK is a 2nd world nation at best and it'll only get worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701490
>Why does it look like a dirty Yuropoor suburb?
Because it's in the UK...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701212
"Woah there lassie. You have a lot of 'friends' from different parts of the world, and you must really love them to send 600 'gifts' innit?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701490
This is a particularly shitty part of a shitty city. Her uncle was practicing ducking gunshot wounds while he drove kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>56701134
It makes me feel blessed I live in a clean rural area near east coast US. Living in cities must be a nightmare.

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[Anonymous No.]

Chances of a shadowchama stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702173
20%

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702173
100% she told me in a dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702173
50%, either it happens or it doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702173
>Shondo streaming consistently
0% chance

[Anonymous No.]

Jannies, you are a bunch of retarded niggers. You truly are. You ban me for womdering whether they went to the strakhouse, even though that has nothing to do with her personal information, but leave the thread completely unmoderated at other times. Fucking kill yourself. I hope your mudhut gets swept away by a tsunami you disgusting shitskinned goblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702404
>replying to doxshit
KYS retard, two wrongs don't make a right

[Anonymous No.]

This thread giving me a giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702545
schloping the shontoes

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>>56702433
It's not doxshit you retard. She drove that far away specifically so she won't get doxxed. That's like saying it's doxxing to say she is from Northern England.

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[Anonymous No.]

Are you autistic enough to smell like a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702623
No but I am to consider washing my daki in those

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702604
mlem

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[Anonymous No.]

>>56702955
>ASMR
zzz where's my watchalong date

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702955
more asmr is kinda weird but rest of this looks really fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702955
>indigo prophecy
i can already imagine shons reactions and im having myself a giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702955
>More holocure
Ugh. I don't mind it but it's very repetitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702955
Last holocure stream she called a rosetai a luknight
Just wanted to get that out of my chest fake hololive fan

[Anonymous No.]

Does she know that the game is basically just Simon says?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702955
>more ASMR
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702955
The only thing I'm very meh about is Holocure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703059
It's kusokino

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703115
Same. That and ASMR if she decides to bring that fucking knife out again. But my excitement for DS3 and a David Cage game easy trumps the meh feeling of the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702955
>asmr
>soft & slow
Thank you Shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703212
Soft & slow so definitely no knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703170
I must have watched the SBFP playthrough of that game at least 5 times, and I still couldn't tell you what is actually happening in that game. It's gonna be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702955
farenheit kuso-kino hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703278
Same kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703059
its perfect for her

[Anonymous No.]

She made this schedule for me specifically btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703747
Then why did she email it to me first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703747
Tell her to play Outer Wilds and Fran Bow

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703807
>spoiler
actual kino, that would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703807
or [spolier] goblinism [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703798
misclick

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703996 (me)
i'm retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703996
Is that that ugly game fags keep shilling in Nobeta threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704067
>onirism
true

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704102
kek yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704102
yes

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm blind, where's the typo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704274
She wrote Farenheit, but it's Fahrenheit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704274
>farenheit
honestly wouldn't have expected non-burgers to notice it since no one else uses our original donut steel system of measurement

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704361
I'm a burger and always forget how it's spelled as well..

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704102
It has a sex mod

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704485
Still doesn't change it from being butt ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>56696793
>his shondo commissions are cheaper
based as heck

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704361
desu i just assumed the game itself made the typo

[Anonymous No.]

>>56702955
Indigo prophecy could have been a genuine masterpiece if it had enough time to be finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704730
lol. lmao, even

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704730
That's most David Cage games. Detroit become human starts out kino and has a good premise, and then hits you with fucking MLK roboslavery metaphors and not having an ending where you get to keep being a robodetective with your buddy and returning things to status quo. So close to being a good game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704730
It's a masterpiece to me

[Anonymous No.]

even though holocure is kind of boring, i don't mind it because it will end up being zatsu half the time anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else almost get upset at all the kino shitty games that were "wasted" by being played by her early on, instead of now when she's far better at streaming? I want to see her play detroit but she's already played it so she probably won't replay it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56705393
not really because there's an endless supply of videogames good and bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>56703807
UOH
what did google mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>56704730
It wasn't so bad until it suddenly went off the rails and became a story about zombie superhero dude saving the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>56705794
that was the exact point where you could feel the time crunch and rush
if there was more build up it could have been great

[Anonymous No.]

>keeps lying and denying stuff as a joke
Is anyone concerned about this? She's training herself to lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56706102
Learn to take a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>56706102
what are you going on about now vagueposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>56706102
Meds NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>56706148
The bark for me thing and now the spelling mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56697050
>le normies waaaa
are you alright anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56706660
Yes. What about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56706798
I don't have a chip on my shoulder about people who do social activities so yeah kinda
you one of the ones that also cried when she did weed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56706660
She gets catcalled every time she leaves home you retard. What do you thing would happen if she went to a nightclub and was surrounded by drunk UK normies? She needs me to protect her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707106
She would loosen up and maybe be more willing to do sexual stuff with us is what would happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>56706950
Go watch regular e-celeb girls then, might be more your speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707236
>with us
Forest Tree lives under the same roof as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707276
if you're anywhere in your 20s you should really be over the sour grapes shit man

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707355
Begone female harlot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707398
lol if that were true she'd be simping me on twitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>56706234
A bullet is the only medication that can help you at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707480
You're such a whore woman that she's not simping for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707106
nobody said she couldn't go with her brother, but you sound a lot more concerned that it threatens you somehow if she does anything too "normie"

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707621
shogga have you listened to anny before kek, she only gives a shit if you're a manipulative cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707642
It doesn't matter with whom she goes. A nightclub is no place for her. If she wants me to take the relationship seriously and stay, she needs to act like it. If my wife or gf went to a club (without me), our relationship would end. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707800
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707800
My common sense having shogga

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707800
sorry to say she already went out drinking and roaming the streets anon, she's a harlot :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>56707800
Ummmm she's a grown women so if our wife wants to go party and get fucked that's her decision, chud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56708383
you added the get fucked part, cuck

[Anonymous No.]

i am going to plap my shondo body pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>56708420
>"nightclub" with her "brother"
Code for party and have tons of sex. If it bothers you that's fine but you CANNOT claim shondo as your wife. I'm revoking your marriage certificate.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got my set. Wished she used a box instead of the trash bag she wrapped everything in. My postcard got bent pretty bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>56708741
i thought she used boxes based on the truck picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>56708741
Damn that sucks, mine came in perfect condition

[Anonymous No.]

>>56708741
yeah I saw pictures of some shoggers merch with their post cards bent pretty bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>56708776
my bad not the truck picture the other pile
but upon review those are clearly wrapped in plastic bagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>56708776
Guess she fucking hates me I guess. Feels pretty bad to be honest. Was excited for the autograph

[Anonymous No.]

>>56708922
post to her about it and she will probably fix that issue in the future
I know I fucking will if mine is bent to shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>56708978
What would be the best place, kofi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56708741
>>56708865
>>56708922
that would be one criticism she should be made well aware of then, buy boxes
it might be a bit inconvenient for her but i wouldnt want my plush or any merch potentially getting ruined because of improper packaging

[Anonymous No.]

>>56709034
Id just complain about it in my merch pictures id post on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>56709034
Twitter when you post a picture of the bent card.

[Anonymous No.]

ryona

[Anonymous No.]

>>56709043
idk a bag seems fine for a plush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56709043
????? Its a plush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56709542
to be honest im not too sure, ive never had a plush ship in something that wasnt a box. but i wouldnt surprised if it just gets fucked in a moving van handled by people who just want to get the job done

[Anonymous No.]

>>56709669
She should vacuum seal them as well. Saves space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56709770
if they are dehydrated and freeze dried and they will last a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>56709805
tastes better too

[Anonymous No.]

While we are talking about merch, I did the numbers and if I have to pay taxes on all my merch orders it would be cheaper for me to just fly to the UK. Is there some reliable service that can hold your packages for a few days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56710269
where the fuck do you live

[Anonymous No.]

>>56710269
Irishchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56710475
Central Europe

[Anonymous No.]

>>56710517
i didnt know austrian taxes got that crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>56710624
Taxes are the same in every EU country. In Austria however, I also have to pay an additional 10€ flat every time the postal service has to get one of my packages from customs.

[Anonymous No.]

New
>>56711095
>>56711095
>>56711095

[Anonymous No.]

>>56710977
sounds like a way to bypass eu tax laws to get you to pay more

[Anonymous No.]

>>56711311
Sort of. It's just if it's our postal servive. If I use a different one, like UPS for example, I wouldn't have to pay that fee, but the shipping price would likely be much higher.