/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

phantom wazowski Edition

Last thread: >>56370045

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/k6AeHDBh

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

IMPREGNATE NOIR VESPER

[Anonymous No.]

>>56387850
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56387905
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

For the anon who upload the Flay VODs
For some reason the Minecraft one you uploaded works just fine. Plays immediately and downloads just fine. It's literally just that Dramatical Murder VOD that's causing issues

[Anonymous No.]

leader waiting room
http://youtube.com/live/YCu98OgylFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>56387972
*uploaded
It's too early...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56387905
Amen
>>56387972
Works for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>56388080
>Works for me
I wonder why it doesn't for me? It's not an issue with Gofile as a whole. Just that one VOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>56387905
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>56388008
Ooh, that's a pretty card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56387972
it's not playing for me either actually, and 16kb/s download is killer

[Anonymous No.]

>>56387876
making autistic schizo babies with Vesper Noir ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>56388342
Very weird. I hope someone puts it on mega or something quickly

[Anonymous No.]

Buff fishman cute

[Anonymous No.]

where da scholar at

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56388008
What card pack should I get so I can open them with leader later? I don't care about the Pokemon TCG.
>MTG Phyrexia All Will Be One
>Weiss Schwartz Hololive
>Flesh and Blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>56388616
Actual demon made flesh, what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56388674
Phyrexia is pretty damn good so I'd go with those

[Anonymous No.]

I miss pissing on Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

/manstars/ is playing a friendly vs /hlgg/ in divegrass. come watch https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

[Anonymous No.]

DIVEGRASS ON THE TELLY
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

[Anonymous No.]

>>56388427
Okay my download finished. It says it's two hours long but actually it's only the first few minutes
Wtf is with this thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare/Vesper and Roberu/Ogaman
we're gonna win

[Anonymous No.]

TIME TO SHOW THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389360
bettel is in, it's joever

[Anonymous No.]

You're jinxing us

[Anonymous No.]

I dont trust Magni as the goalkeeper. He has 8 hands but cant catch a ball worth shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389432
Maggin has consistently been our best goalie

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389432
He's our best GK, trust the proccess

[Anonymous No.]

boys vs girls (and Towa)

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389432
he's saved our ass multiple times?

[Anonymous No.]

...that intro song...havent heard it in a while...

[Anonymous No.]

FOOTY TIME SLUTS!

[Anonymous No.]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.]

it's so over bros

[Anonymous No.]

it's ogre..

[Anonymous No.]

KEK ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

NENE HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389432
The jinx...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389491
Twi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389461
>>56389464
>>56389498
explain yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389667
That wasn't his fault come on

[Anonymous No.]

rigged

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389667
Nene is a beast

[Anonymous No.]

nene needs to be removed from this game she's gotten like 6 scores

[Anonymous No.]

Maggin......

[Anonymous No.]

told you Magni was a shit goalie

[Anonymous No.]

Nene did it again... she can solo us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389710 (Me)
ok, he could've done better in the 2nd goal

[Anonymous No.]

BAN NENE
BAN NENE
BAN NENE
BAN NENE

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN STILL HEAR HIS VOICE

[Anonymous No.]

who do i need to rape to make up for this shameful display

[Anonymous No.]

Did they change the AI why is Roberto shitting himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>56388674
MTG, also when will I get my MTG holostar? Why do the JLs mock me by using MTG as a abbreviation for meeting?

[Anonymous No.]

Ate cotton candy in honor of my favorite Jester today, imagined him sitting on the park bench next to me while I ate it and trying to come up with a funny bit just for me

[Anonymous No.]

>soccer
>no Hakka
this is why we are losing

[Anonymous No.]

jerry....

[Anonymous No.]

where is he bros?
where is the maglord?

[Anonymous No.]

we are being raped

[Anonymous No.]

SWITCH OUT MAGNI DEZMOND

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390002
He's jobbing as our goalie rn

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Tempus so shit at soccer

[Anonymous No.]

im excited for karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390025
that's what our boys are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390057
utterly useless

[Anonymous No.]

where is Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

Bros?? I thought males were better at sports?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390060
Cause they lack proper chemistry. Plus doesn’t help that Ougaman and Roberto are the only decent players

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390144
sir, this is the jobbers' guild

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390084
why is this spic still not in the roster? manager-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

vesmama will save us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389852
Did he used this asset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390153
We just have bad defenders and Maggin sucks all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390144
jobber guild entienda porfavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390202
That too. How the fuck does this team still not have proper centerbacks

[Anonymous No.]

anyone knows why flayon's mine craft vod privated?

[Anonymous No.]

Terminate Magni Dezmond

[Anonymous No.]

Things would be different of Jeffrey was defending

[Anonymous No.]

This is the only kind of soccer I can understand

[Anonymous No.]

Our boys don't have any speed

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, weren't the teams supposed to be controlled by AI? From what I've seen some teams are generally clearly better than others, why's that?

[Anonymous No.]

Jerry is a fucking thrower

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56376089
manager I know this is a friendly, but you fucked up, we don't work with 3 upfront, Ougaman and Roberto need to play close to each other with Leader behind them.
But, no idea how it will work with the VTL5 squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390513
>>56390502
NAKED DOGEZA NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390495
better tactics set by the manager and RNG

[Anonymous No.]

All of our regular players were playing differently except Human Breeder and Ougaman

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390495
the secret is in minmaxing the medal players and using tactics that best suit them, but condition also plays a role a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

this is what happens when you don't put the spic in

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390717
Yep, too many white guys

[Anonymous No.]

Just watched Shinri's period simulator stream..... Koiyumes will be eating for years after this

[Anonymous No.]

if you compare to the VTL4 tactics it's clear why it didn't work out this game, but I think it's fair to test things out in friendlies. Now to see how the new players are in VTL5, I'm still excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390615
So they need play something like a 4-1-2-1-2 Wide? Like have Ougaman and Roberto play strikers with Leader as an attacking midfielder?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey gofile anon. I found the reason the Dramatical Murder VOD isn't working. Can you reupload the VOD on some other site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56390936
Yeah, something like that.
For comparison, this was the tactics /manstars/ performed the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>56391242 (Me)
here is our VTL3 team since we did better there, but the idea is still the same.

[Anonymous No.]

The reason magni and nowa are still gone is because they went for gas station sushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>56391778
Then they are already dead

[Anonymous No.]

>/hfz/ does an own goal AGAIN
Could've been worse!

[Anonymous No.]

I am so fucking glad i found out that shinri did a period pain sim holy mother of god he provided so much delicious food

[Anonymous No.]

>>56391157
after letting it load for a while (10 min+), the file plays on the page just fine as a heads up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392242
i love hakka i miss magnoir

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392566
EW

[Anonymous No.]

I think Bettel could be a really good ballroom dancer if he tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392750
gay

[Anonymous No.]

If you have any fujo artists or nsfw artists you like on Xitter, it may be best to start archiving their works now. Since most of them keep their porn away from the talents by blocking them, removing the block feature entirely may lead to them deleting their nsfw alts.

[Anonymous No.]

Epic https://twitter.com/ghost82622/status/1692422228665598118?t=nRHGqH2e5V6h3D_D3-ILqA&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392536
Indeed. Hakka is doing a great job guarding Vesper and Magni's fanbase. Whether it's for convenience or not, he deserves some of our love for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392133
I'll try that and report back after waiting a few more minutes

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have that link to that one Nowaxel fujo that went insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392973
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392883
Owari da

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392995
I want to look at her art

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392883
It's incredible how that guy is consistently trying to turn the website into something worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392883
maybe its time fujos went back to posting their art on pixiv

[Anonymous No.]

It's the divegrass anon #2 (the manager behind the tactics).

Copium incoming:

Worry not as these tactics weren't actually tested much and I have a much better setup for the league with ye olde in the backpocket.


I also think that 4-3-3 and 4-4-2 are pretty much the best formations

pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393109
maybe its time fujos went back to posting their art on /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393519
I hope not

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392133
Not working. And now both VODs are displaying that error so I can't play them

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393519
https://files.catbox.moe/sq6f3g.png

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1692608332106711184

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393519
the /here/ fujos are all kill

[Anonymous No.]

I just hope all the official accounts move to mastodon or bluesky

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393519
all of our fujos fucked off back to their hugbox

[Anonymous No.]

At work thinking about Vesper holding open his gaping hole way too wide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393895
is bluesky any good? mastodon is ugly as sin

[Anonymous No.]

my Vesper rrat is that he had an argument with management and the next day he was too afraid to check messages, because he feared another suspension
so he went missing for a day and ignored everything, but then the next day he felt even more guilty and afraid, so that feeling spiraled more and more and days of not texting back turned into a week and now we're here

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392883
He speaks like he has never blocked anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392883
Wow, it's like he's intentionally trying to drive every single person who contributes something of value off the site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393519
catbox doesnt work for me so for now, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393988
bluesky would be good if people used it, it's just too small

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394013
literally me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394042
It works for me
https://files.catbox.moe/894442.PNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394137
God DAMN

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394137
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392883
So glad I'm a data hoarder and I have hard drive after hard drive full up of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393988
no its shit lol got a ton of bugs right now tho frankly it is in beta and probably will become just as trashy as twitter once or if it ever actually takes off. i dont know why people view it as some sort of a refuge when jack is just as retarded and insufferable as musk

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393648
That stream was a blessing because it got more fujos imagining bottomShinri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56388384
The autistic schizo baby? Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394375
It does.............Top flay and bottom shinri............ This is an idea..........

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393648
I like how you draw pecs, please draw more

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394375
Wasn't that the consensus since the start...?

[Anonymous No.]

>HQ Pantsu
>VG Period Pains
>Tempus3 ???

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394609
lol no

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394609
Shinri usually tops for VG in bird site art

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394592
Dont worry my child, i shall

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394813
peroperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperopero
thanky ou

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393648
>>56394137
>>56394813
So based

[Anonymous No.]

could bettels ever pull off the fuwamoco schtick with one shared channel and all that

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394371
jack is literally in musk's replies saying he agrees with him about the blocking thing. it's so over for twitterlikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394813
HAPPY TRAIL ALTARE HAPPY TRAIL ALTARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394609
It's always been how I see him, since he's kind of shy and always seems to want other people to make the first move, but most ship art I've seen of him has him on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392883
Why is he trying to fix what's not broken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394860
bettel 2 is a cool guy, but he doesn't have the spirit of a performer like bettel does. he's better off being an occasional guest star

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394899
oh yeah bluesky doesnt have a block feature either iirc lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394860
Bettels are too much of their own persons I think, even if they can literally never be apart they still have very different interests and hobbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394910
If a machine functions as it was intended, but is still making your life worse, then something still needs to be fixed, even if it's not the machine.

[Anonymous No.]

How do Bettelyumes feel about the idea of threesome twin sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395231
UUOOOOHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

a shame bettel won't be around for rust arc 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395231
if they're down, i'm down to clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395231
as bettelyume i'm not interested but as fujo twincest with an ugly bastard is peak fiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395231
I need it badly maybe even to keep living

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394899
How the fuck can anyone agree with "blocking makes no sense"? How the fuck is "I like to have the option to not see this content" a controversial position to anyone with a brain? I bet this is literally just because they don't want people to be able to block the accounts that pay for promoting their tweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395395
they try to argue that muting is basically a better/more flexible version of blocking because people can skirt a block to see your posts by logging into an alt account anyway, but the real reason is megalomania

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>>56394013
As usual I come here and there's someone describing literally me. Fucking hell. I basically ghosted my friends for years because I felt bad for not replying to the group chat and then starting to reply again would've been awkward so I kept postponing it and it just spiraled out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395491
musk is literally just butthurt that most normal people on that site have him and his buddies blocked, and a smaller fraction of people block paid checkmarks on sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395491
I mean, muting IS better, I agree, but that doesn't mean blocking is bad. Also, if they remove blocking they might as well remove the ability to set your account to protected, because that's basically just blocking on steroids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394629
Live colonoscopy off collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395637
that's tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>56392883
guarantee you he'll reinstate it within literal minutes because everyone on the internet will drown him in spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395532
haha, imagine doing something like that. couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>56393648
>>56394137
please litterbox ibeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395691
i was thinking, the one silver lining if this disaster comes to pass is that all the high and mighty fucks that block people who criticize them will be open to public feedback once again kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395691
>>56395785
>thinking that Musk won't just keep the block for himself
That faggot is the embodiment of being able to dish it but not take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394813
I love your drawing style, do you post your stuff anywhere else besides here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395231
I think Bettel 1 would get too jealous and insecure and end up having a mental breakdown while Bettel 2 nakadashis me which makes it all even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395851
oh, i'm sure he'll keep it for himself, but i'm wondering how far that hypocritical protection will reach. depending on whose shields come down, it could get very fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394137
ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395916
Inb4 he makes it a twitter blue feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395900
Im usually dead but when im not i post here. Im happy you like my work <3
https://twitter.com/HoloFanForever

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395989
>But now you'll have to send twitter real ID documents to get blue
He's spiraling down the shitter

[Anonymous No.]

tons of fujos i follow are already preparing to delete or private permanently, even if he doesn't remove the block function there's a good chance some will cull their art anyways. happened on a small scale with the announcement of circles going away (it still hasn't and the fujos that left are still gone), so right now is the time to archive whatever art you want... it breaks my heart to think about how much art could be nuked or walled off for good because of these powertripping retards in charge. sorry for semi-doomposting, i am highly sentimental about artists being able to post in a way that lets them express themselves without going menhera so this is soul crushing to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396057
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396124
>it breaks my heart to think about how much art could be nuked or walled off for good because of these powertripping retards in charge
blame verizon, twitter never would have been the internet's porn hotspot if they hadn't eviscerated tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396124
cute magmite sorry about your artists

[Anonymous No.]

Okay fucking finally the Flay VOD finished downloading.
God that was a headache

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394992

[Anonymous No.]

is Noir black yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396372
Exciting

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396381
always has been

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't really been here the paat couple of weeks but I just realized Flayon's Minecraft VOD got privated and resurfaced, what happened?

https://www.youtube.com/live/xu1UtDWhGIU?si=hO8BUi-kdT8gD9RU

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396267
i'm not a magmite it was just the most appropriate image that depicts how i feel, but thank you
>>56396235
i can't believe it's been so many years since tumblr imploded and there's still no decent alternative that's gotten off the ground. are artists here on this earth just to suffer

[Anonymous No.]

Magni and Vesper are going back in time to abort Elon Musk. Vesper keeps having to stop Magni from aborting the rest of South Africa as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396519
?????
Something was cut out cause the chat is gone. I watched that stream live and I didn't notice anything?

[Anonymous No.]

rrat :Vesper and Magni got into a duel over some minor disagreement, Magni won and slew vesper (in minecraft). They were both suspended for fighting, and for destroying the entire server with a dynamite generator

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396596
All VODs have chat replay disabled on reupload I believe

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK
TEMPUS VANGUARD DEBUTED 7 FUCKING MONTHS AGO?
IN FUCKING WINTER?
WE ARE CLOSER TO THEIR ANNIVERSARY THAN TO THEIR DEBUT?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396633
Only if you cut something out. If he just privated and then unprivated it without changing anything then chat should be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396519
i watched most of it live, idk what was taken out it was probably near the end whatever it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396685
shut up please

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396685
We will get VG anniversary before a magnoir resolution. Screencap this

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396596
It's the same length as the VOD in the gofile that the anon uploaded, so that's interesting. I don't know what else causes the chat to be removed apart from cutting sections out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396935
Ok here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396982
Blurring something also does that. Like with Flay's first Trouble Day's VOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>56396685
ew caps lock

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395231
I think about it constantly, Bettel 2 is the superior clown lover in this situation. Bettel will long whine about Bettel 2 getting more attention but he actually just lasts longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397193
>HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE CRUISE CONTROL

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397232
eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397341
:3

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397341
CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397229
>Bettel pops off too early
>Eats all of your food and watches tv while you and Bettel 2 loudly fuck for hours
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397341
why is bettel so pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397028
This, he blurred something at the very end

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397497
really talented mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>56395231
Will violently debase Bettel 1 in front of his brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397341
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397535
She's the best mama, so talented, so smart and funny, so fluent in English.
Sensaki Mama LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397420
what the fuck is a cruise control, google says its a car speed thing but what do you mean? am i too esl for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397628
Rules of the internet anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397533
He blurred his Starting voice advertisement that he always has on the right side of his R-TRUS background
Idk why

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397656
eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397559
Hope you get to stream again soon Magni, have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Bettelion actually that dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56394813
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397728
It makes them cuter, just like their oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397689
It's just the ancient internet joke - caps lock is cruise control for cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397728
Newfag board, please andastan

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397815
oh i see, thanks for explaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397656
It shouldn't be that surprising that people don't know, considering we recently established that we have some very, very new newfags in this thread. And also some of the oldest oldfags, which is itself interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397792
being dumb is not cute
it's annoying, don't fool yourself zoomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397881
You're in a general dedicated to dumb boys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397910
It works because they are cute 2D anime boys. Anons should at least be able to Google proficiently. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like I'm gonna have to take a week off work
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1692630204320276736

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest with me... should I give up hope that Magni's coming back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398012
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398012
You should give me a kiss, chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398012
whatever makes you feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398012
He'll be back, but it'll take a minute.
>>56397979
I'm thinking of making it a long weekend to enjoy the kick off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397910
Hey, they're not all dumb. Some of them are intelligently unhinged.

[Anonymous No.]

https://vocaroo.com/134AJE0KMamB

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398012
Unironically yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398274
There's no music playing. It's in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398274

[Anonymous No.]

HANDS UP
BOTTOMS UP
YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398012
just stop giving a shit in general

[Anonymous No.]

potion seller... please... I need to go into battle... where are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398012
Honestly for some reason the longer they're gone the more likely I feel like they will come back.
No suspension is ever this long, especially not for a first timer like Magni. And if they weren't coming back and Cover knew this... Then what are they waiting for to announce it?
EN3 is out, there's no more big Holo events besides Irys tomorrow, there's no big JP events, there's no big JP stars or EN stars events happening that their termination/graduation would overshadow. If they were gone they would've been announce it

>tl;dr
They're most likely gonna come back

[Anonymous No.]

kek
https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1692633522681634943

[Anonymous No.]

>>56397979
I'm happy for him. He's so excited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398422
I'm drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398422
Here, I gotchu some potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398491
Miss this canine nigga like you wouldn't believe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398487
The PTSD's acting up already

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398422
my potions are too strong for you, traveler

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398422
Is this a veiled cry for Magni?

[Anonymous No.]

why is it so easy to bait with Vesper on this website

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398491
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398369

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>>56396124
>twitter only wants discourse and actively sabotages artists
>discord is a more bloated spyware version of irc and not a good platform
>still no lewds allowed on tumblr
>do i even need to say why this place fucking sucks
>newgrounds is limited for interactions
>other social media alternatives are too small or dying
>reddit is reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398648
Rabid unicorns aren't accepted elsewhere, so they congregate here. As far as I can tell, that's really it.

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>>56398648
vesties are desperate for attention and incredibly gullible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398868
What about deviantart?

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>>56398891
>>56398874
We seem to have taken completely different meanings from his post.

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>>56398868
good

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>>56398891
reading comprehension chaama..

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>>56398940
isnt deviantart taking art posted there for AI bullshit now?

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>>56398868
we should all go back and start making neocities sites again

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399013
Ah...
Pixiv?

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>>56398940
>dA
ONLY good for gems like this

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>>56399014
no live feed = no thanks

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>>56398648
you are on a website where mental illness is mocked at and simultaneously celebrated, where half of them are shitposters and the other half are unironic and there's probably a percent of overlap that uses irony to cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398940
twitter artists are pissed at it cuz they allowed or allow image scraping from their website or something iirc and also its crazy ugly now

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399041
HQ/VG reacts to 9/11 drawing when...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399077
OK, how about physical mail postal fanzines like in the old days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398965
You can bait both vesties and Catalog using Vesper, Axelotl-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398868
fujos should come together and instead of spending all their money on another fujobaiting vtuber, they should create their own website

[Anonymous No.]

rrat Vesper went to AX and got a chance to meet with a-chan, and decided to take the opportunity to say something nice, but spilled his spaghetti figuratively and literally, and ran away from home in shame. Magni gave Yagoo an STD, and is suspended.

[Anonymous No.]

temous fanzines doko

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>>56399014
im already on it i already have my half assed vesper fanpage now i just need to learn how to properly fucking code but neocities is its on subculture/high barrier of entry if youre not interested in pre web 2.0 internet in the slightest

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399148
Just pay me to do it. I'm a webdev vestie who needs a side gig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399155
aren't all the birthday and fan projects just digital zines

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399293
Post vocaroo, we need to check if you have a good fujobaiting voice

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>>56398868
I need to start posting more on my pixiv anyways but I've for sure seen porn on tumblr on specific blogs without them getting caught so I don't think it's as bad as people say it is. Plus porn bots litter that place

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>>56399316
for making a website?

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>>56399416
I thought you were applying for the ""other fujobaiting vtuber" position?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399155
*tempus i hate phoneposting.

>>56399300
technically yes but i dont think ive seen anyone do a physical zine, sadly those are really hard to organize

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399416
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Shinri...

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>>56397628
This made me want to an hero.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I actually like a puffer jacket on him more than his regular coat

[Anonymous No.]

bettels drawing of hakka looks like a mole
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399534
I love my mama who loves streaming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399675
help me koipanion
i really like shinri, like my second fav from tempus
but I'm always so intimidated by his long stream hours so I rarely watch him
how do you do it?

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>>56397628

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>>56399795
This did something to me, made me a more frightening and terrible person. Saved, thanks man

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>>56399755
NTA, but I just watch however much of the vod I feel like after leaving the livestream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399795
live anal reaction

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>>56399981
That reminds me of the idea anon had while watching Mama period pains yesterday. A dildo that vibrates in sync with stream sounds and superchats.
Would be cool, the clown one could have like two lateral bulges, pink and blue, to look like his jester hair design

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>>56399492
Why is this necessary?

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>>56399795
this pic made me ask myself what it would look like on a vtuber model if i unfocused my eyes and let my lazy eye do its thing and drift inward instead of mimicking my functioning eye. unfortunately my only irl friend with a setup and model lives across the continent lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400127
to make it official

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400162
What? What kind of dark ritual is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56398868
The only other mainstream app that I've seen being used by artists aside from twitter is instagram.

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>>56398486
It's such a strange, unprecedented event in Hololive. Two talents vanishing with no explanation and a month later still no information from the company. If they were being terminated by this point I can't think of any reason they wouldn't just announce it. They fired Rushia shortly before the FES, fired Aloe right before Myth debuted so I have no idea what would be stopping them. Afraid of them going scorched Earth like Sayu did with Niji?

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>>56399040
The problem with pixiv is how niche it is, and how hard its to be discovered, also being a jp app might repel some western artists.

[Anonymous No.]

Gavis Bettel?
More like Sadness Kettle LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

do you think if i start powerlifting now i could be strong enough to Princess carry an ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400275
Don't man, you can trust me, I just need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400492
1. Are you male or female?
2. What does the ojisan weigh?
3. How much time and effort are you willing to put into this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400472
pixiv has a western and jp version

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400473
I will cum in the sadness kettle

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400472
>niche
dude pixiv is like nip dA.

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>>56400454
>They fired Rushia shortly before the FES
They fires her not even 24 hours after she broke NDA. She was same day-fired the moment they found out.
And no, I highly doubt either would do something so stupid. Because they aren't that stupid and they know the consequences

[Anonymous No.]

As a female skinny fat how long would it take to become beefy enough to cosplay a female Shinri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400492
i meant to add between now and when magves return....

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400672
Fucking never unless you take a shitload of steroids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400588
and nobody uses dA anymore

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>>56400701
Jee anon, I meant something anatomically possible for a woman not shehulk

[Anonymous No.]

as a fatfuck femvestie how many chips would i have to eat to be fat enough to crush vesper with my girth for abandoning us

[Anonymous No.]

What BL game do you want Flay to play next? I think he would love Hashihime

[Anonymous No.]

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre perms please

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400820
Room number 9

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400887
please

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>>56399755
I'm always excited to watch him and I get a bit of FOMO when I don't, so that naturally motivates me. I'll try to always have his stream on even if I'm busy. There are indeed times where I can't watch everything and there are some VODs I haven't quite finished yet, but I think of them as backup if he ever does take that break. I suppose it helps too that there only very few chuubas I watch very regularly. I'd say not think about it too much and just put that stream/VOD on, even if you're not paying a lot of attention.

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>>56400672
realistically? you'd need a dedicated training and nutrition plan that would take about a year. you'll be in good shape if you aim for the 2nd tempus anniversary assuming that one doesn't get postponed too. growing muscle is genuinely difficult to do unless you stick to it consistently.

[Anonymous No.]

In one more day Gavis Bettel will age regress to an infant and I will let him feast on my fat milky tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400969
What type of exercise regiment should I look for? Lifting alone? Maybe something closer to crossfit?

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>>56400997
god damn it. new fantasy unlocked

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>>56400767
In that case, depending on how hard you go for it, you'd need a year or two to go from skinnyfat to appreciable muscle definition. Girls put on muscle slower than guys and tend to hold bodyfat in different spots. Bearmode Shinri isn't an option, so you'll have to get to a low bodyfat percentage to emphasize the muscles. Which is what most guys will prefer anyway. Cosplay with visible abs please, I beg of you.

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>>56400887
not happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>56401099
Man I would've gotten into BL VNs if I knew so many of them had rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>56401080
I'll try my best for the 2nd Tempus anniversary, Shinri better not graduate until I have visible abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56401151
Silly anon, rape is basically fujoshi culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400820
I second Hashihime

[Anonymous No.]

>>56401191
Meant to reply to >>56401146

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>>56401058
>Age play with Bettel
>Nursing Bettel and jerking him off
>Telling him mommy loves him and he's a good boy
>spanking him when he's bad

There are things I am into now that I never was before the clown and won't be after him.

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>>56401251
Anon I think Magni would be the right man for you...

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>>56400672
are you skinnyfat or just skinny and bloated? i mean you still have to eat better and train but id imagine a day of fasting can get those abs slightly defined if your bf% is low enough. at that point work on your arm routine and you could cheese it.

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>>56401251
Somehow this makes me more uncomfortable than ryona posting

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>>56401251
>and won't be after him
sure you won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399014
Unironically this.

>>56399043
Just use YouTube or some kind of RSS feed, unless you mean something entirely different.

>>56399273
Basic HTML is also unironically better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56401191
>>56401238
I knew that much about fan content but somehow I was never exposed to VNs being so daring

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400492
Please be a cute female in scandinavia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56401371
Sister, who do you think makes art and story for VNs and game? fanartists and doujinshi circles that went pro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56401343
rss feeds are great but it sucks that so many more accessible apps require fucking subscriptions to use them properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400050
never give me ideas

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>>56401251
A fellow woman of culture... our retarded clown exists to be mommied

[Anonymous No.]

>>56401471
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.]

>>56401471
i dunno about this oundgac, guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>56401464
Also true. RIP Google Feeder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56401251
Ummmm... honk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56400697
>>56400492
I'm assuming that you're female, and that Mag/Ves will be back in less than a month. In which case, it's not likely. Newbie gains are fast, but not that fast. You'd need at least a few months, probably more, of seriously going for it. Your leg strength will probably get there pretty quick, but your real hurdle will be building the upper body strength to carry him. Women are a bit weaker than men in their legs, but much weaker in their arms. That part will take some time, but it's definitely attainable. You can do it! tfw no femvestie to make /fit/ to so she'll princess carry me...

[Anonymous No.]

will i eat myself to death first or will magnoir return?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402083
idk but post progress reports

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402083
put the wings and ranch down ojiisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402083
If you're female I will feed you but keep you alive.

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri is so excited for Rust ueue hope he can stick to his plan of going solo and try hard like the JPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>56389350
Try this link instead https://oshi.at/JfvQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402642
Thank you anon!
Unfortunately the download finished. It took fucking forever but it finished properly and I got the whole thing. I just finished watching it

[Anonymous No.]

>>56399316
>>56400540
Now that we've reached Page 10, sure. To be clear, I'm mostly just shitposting in regards to hiring me.
https://vocaroo.com/1inw7Wq7Jvgj

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>>56401054
if you want to grow muscle, weight lifting is where you need to be. you want to create those micro tears in your muscle that heal up stronger and bulkier. repeat the process over months and you'll start to notice muscle growth. for more discussion i'd just go check out the sticky over on /fit/ and follow the instructions there. beginner plans will vary if you're just starting out because everyone's starting points are very different. start slow and adjust your plan as you need it. good luck future swoleanon.

[Anonymous No.]

What'd you guys think of the announcement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402708
>https://vocaroo.com/1inw7Wq7Jvgj
FLAYON????? You sound young anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402708
cute vestie

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402761
Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

announcement tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402708
you sound like you wear programming socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402774
John Titor-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402879
Bettel will announce his pregnancy and then he'll be suspended too

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402699
I didn't realize that gofile servers were getting fucked to hell, so I'll be looking at alternatives going forward. I do have a reluctance for sites like MEGA which require registration, but maybe I can just register a burner account of some kind and then manually delete files periodically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402963
No worries anon! Thanks for doing this for us
For some reason it was just the DMMD stream that was having issues. The Minecraft one downloaded and played without issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>56402708
of course foxanon is a webdev. you're just racking up the autism points aren't you

[Anonymous No.]

tfw there will never be a 7ft tall femvestie who is muscular but also has a fat gut, tits and ass who whips me until I get in shape. Why must reality be so fake and gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56403119
>Anon's ideal woman

[Anonymous No.]

is /MANS/ the most inter-parasocial general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56403639
every time i've popped my head into a niji general they're a lot more openly personal than we are, but probably 2nd place

[Anonymous No.]

>>56403639
Depends what you mean. We shitpost at/about each other a lot, but we don't really share that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56403863
dyrbi

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>>56402638
I'm curious to see how things go this time. I kind of want to see him and Hakka pair up again since they're so cute together, but I also kind of want to see how he does either solo or with a partner who is better at the game...

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>>56404432
i have a feeling that shinri will try solo like he promised but will go out of his way to leave little gifts for the boys from time to time the exact same way he plays minecraft. he'll never be able to break out of that old brother looks after his siblings vibe.

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>>56404383
I don't know about most of the other threads, but at least we don't post personal drama /here/

[Anonymous No.]

dead branch lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>56404501
Yeah, that's why I wonder if solo would be possible for him. He can't stop himself from thinking of ways to help the boys, so I feel like he'd have a hard time avoiding teaming up with Hakka unless Hakka is able to join someone else's team early on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56404682
Is this your strongest warrior, catalogniggers? Is this truly all you have to offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56404776
>warrior
nope just passing by and finding hilarious how you guys are delusional enough to think your dead branch and it's talents aren't getting ahircanned

[Anonymous No.]

>>56404897
Why would they can a branch that's performing just fine within its niche?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56404897
Aaaanytime now bro, we’ll see you when it happens *chu*

[Anonymous No.]

>>56404897
>just passing by
If you must know, /MANS/ has a toll fee of one blowjob. So kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56405032
(`･ω･´)

[Anonymous No.]

i think altare should rape bettel. that is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>56405193
Fascinating. We'll add it to the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56405193
Altare is already busy raping all of Tempus. Bettel gets one day a week, just like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56404897
At least I'm not a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

19th it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>56405236
Altare doesn't take any days off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56405255
go back to twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>56405309
He's got two off since Magni and Vesper managed to escape the basement somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

Leader pushed back his stream by 15 minutes btw, see you all there