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Look at my cute shark wife

>> No.55627020

>>55626708
I made this post

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>>55626708

>> No.55627232

>>55626708
ew, pls hang yourself, child fucker, that's disgusting

>> No.55627340

>>55627020
This poster is me

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>>55627232
Seethe

>> No.55629539

>>55626708
I am happy for you and your cute shark wife

>> No.55629994

>>55626708
But that’s my cute shark wife?

>> No.55630207

>>55626708
Stay away from my daughter

>> No.55630240

>>55627232
Mad because you're not a pedo and have FOMO, kill yourself faggot. I'm going to continue masturbating to children.

>> No.55631047

>>55626708
OP, that's a child

>> No.55631113

>>55626708
While you were busy posting "Look at my cute shark wife" threads I was busy fucking your cute shark wife

>> No.55631344

>>55626708
That's a shark

>> No.55631408

>>55631047
And I am a pedophile that masturbates to children, so it works out.

>> No.55631488

>>55628410
lol why? you're the one fucking children, not me

>> No.55631520

>>55626708
I will fuck your cute shark wife

>> No.55631561

>>55631344
And I am a selachimorphaphile that masturbates to sharks, so it works out.

>> No.55636098

>>55626708
sex

>> No.55636997

>>55626708
You know thats an underage shark right?

>> No.55637267

>>55636997
She may be underage in Atlantis but not in the surface world.

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>>55627232
>>55631488
>>55631047
Seethe forever

>> No.55637524

Why do chumkeks bite bait so easily bros?

>> No.55637581

>>55626708
Cuteeeeee

>> No.55637582

>>55636997
Yeah and that's what gets me off. She's right there on that cusp of pubescence, her body turning into a woman, her mind still developing. I can take her and mold her into my perfect wife, not just in bed but also throughout the house. I'll teach her everything she needs to care for me, and then she'll truly be my shark wife, and mine alone. Devout unerringly to me and our household.

>> No.55637677

>>55626708
Your cute shark wife is full of Bloop cum

>> No.55637708

>>55630240
This post is too autistically based for the likes of this board. Normalfags fear the schizocoomer carrying the shield of his fetishes proudly on his back.

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>>55631047
>>55636997

>> No.55638805

>>55637524
Maybe because they don't care if it's bait. They just want more people to look at their cute shark wife.

>> No.55639477

>>55627232
>>55631047
>>55631488
>>55636997
where is it written that shes underage? Pedophilia is subjective. Grow a pair of brains for once

>> No.55640098

>>55639477
just because "lore" says she's 9000 years old, doesn't change the fact she's got the body of a 10 year old, which makes you a pedo if you get hard from little girls, no way of denying that

>> No.55640179

>>55639477
Pedophilia is objective. By definition, it's a sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children. Typically from the ages of 6 to 10. Then there is hebephilia, from 11-14. Ephebopilia is from 15-19, and Nepiophilia is from birth to 5 years.

As such, Gura appears to be 10-12 so technically lusting after her is considered hebephilia.

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