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Oh God why wasn't I born a woman? Now I'll never be able to experience the vtuber life, I'll never be able to collab with Gura, Ina, Korone, etc, I'll never be able to hang out with my genmates, this entire dream life is fucking finished for me because I'm a fucking man, how do you guys cope with this shit?

Inb4
>Just be a holostar bro
Nobody gives a fuck about male vtubers, they're not cute.

>> No.5532720

Just become a woman, it worked for the other shark, it may work for you

>> No.5532729

>>5532574
being a vtuber isn't an easy path to get through either. you need to build up your fanbase to just get monetized. before that you need to afford rig+art which are more expensive than a car at this point. that, or either joining a decent company. in which, you'll also need to build up a past life just to get through the audition phase. even if you solve all those somehow, you still need to compete with thousands of your clones out there, not mentioning flavors of the month that can explode unpredictably and steal all your viewers. to get through this you may need to do collab here and there, sing meme songs and stuff. probably even estudio español as well. only for you to gain up to 2 digits viewers at most before you finally deciding to graduate in few months. and millions more that i'm not even gonna bother to type anymore.

>> No.5532746

>>5532574
Just be a programmer anon. In 5 years, you'll earn 6 figures annually easy.

>> No.5532756

>not being one of those non-human vTubers like the cheeseburger or the watermelon

>> No.5532776

>>5532720
It worked so much everybody knows she's trans. It's over, I will never be a woman and experience the vtuber life, I just want to find a way to cope now, the sadness is consuming me when I think about it.

>> No.5532779

>>5532574

Even if you were a woman, unless you are literally part of the 0.0001% who falls into the category of being an active popular (emphasis on POPULAR) vtuber, you don't have a chance of talking to one of them.

>> No.5532798

>>5532574
Anon, babiniku exist.

>> No.5532830

>>5532574
Bro, just get a voice changer, it worked for that one Vshojo dude. He's getting mad pussy from Nyans.

>> No.5532848

>>5532574
Money is overrated. There's a point where money is useless and even a safety liability.
Fame is only useful if you have an ego and want to satisfy your vanity. Grass is never greener on the other side.

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>>5532574
>Nobody gives a fuck about male vtubers, they're not cute.
Embrace your inner JRPG mascot, fag.

>> No.5532862

>>5532720
>she

>> No.5532879

>>5532720
>worked
>everyone knows it's trans

>> No.5532928
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5532928

>>5532574
>Oh God why wasn't I born a woman?
HAHAHAHA FAGGOT

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5533149

>>5532574

>> No.5534260

>>5532574
Remember when it comes to vtubers or streamers in general they make it look effortless because they are good at it. There are hundreds out there failing and not even getting exposure. Much better to just be a male coomsumer desu.

>> No.5535568

>>5532574
>Nobody gives a fuck about male vtubers, they're not cute.
nah dude female viewers will cream their pants for you even if you're not hot

>> No.5535982

>>5532574
You will also never sexually harassed, stalked by schizos, get random dick pics DMed to you, get rumors and harassment campaigns thrown at you, get compared with other girl's boob size and weight, have autists hang out in chat sending creepy and insensitive but not quite bannable comments

>> No.5536170

>>5532574
You don't need to be a woman to realise your dreams. https://youtu.be/5OC1MatF2Js

>> No.5536229

>>5532574
What the fuck? I cant believe I'm sharing a board with this cucked degeneration of a man. Enjoy your oshi and enjoy man things like hunting and sports, what's wrong with you?

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>>5532574
>male vtubers not cute
>not cute
You aren't looking hard enough, faggot.

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5536313

If I was a girl with a cute voice I would try my upmost to be fucking rich. I would exploit this Vtuber thing to it's absolute maximum. To any random femanons who would happen to see this: If you have a cute voice, you have literally NO excuse to not be at least trying it right now. You potentially have the opportunity to start the easiest job of a lifetime.

>> No.5536466

>>5532574
Reminder that even Kana with consistently more than 500 viewers, putting her in the top 1% of vtubers, and sharing a mama with Gura, can't even get the shark to MENTION her on twitter. What makes you think you'll have a chance just because you have an X chromosome instead of your Y one?

>> No.5536551

>>5536170
thats actually a great model holy shit

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5536586

>>5532574
>Nobody gives a fuck about male vtubers, they're not cute.
?????

>> No.5536753

>>5536466
Can you post her channel?

>> No.5536832

Endure strugler and put that wagie money for your oshi to be happy.

>> No.5536837

>>5532574
Just embrace the egg life. It's not so bad.

>> No.5536847

>>5532574
Just make a cute anime avatar and LARP as one

>> No.5536987

>>5535982
>turn off computer
>problems disappear

>> No.5537035
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5537035

>>5532574
Don't worry, you'd never be a popular vtuber even if you were female

>> No.5537042

>>5532574
Take the babiniku pill
https://youtu.be/MA-K80mWzvs

>> No.5537123

>>5532574
>Nobody gives a fuck about male vtubers, they're not cute.
Speak for yourself.
>>5507651

>> No.5538425

>>5532776
https://youtu.be/cRyFEBndLBs

Never give up.

>> No.5538707

>>5532574
That didn't stop Itou Life from becoming one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC-yczOsffI

>> No.5538771

>>5536311
>>5536586
names, now

>> No.5538813

>>5532574
if you actually think like this you need to go to a psychiatrist. but go to a normal one, if you go to a weird one he'll convince you to be a tranny

>> No.5538849

>>5532574
Take the Pink Pill and become a girl, anon

>> No.5541412
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5541412

>>5536313
tfw u have a chance at it but dont know the quality equpiment reccomended.
(model art n rigging is being done, i have a decent mic n and a very good computer.
reccomended mic, and any others? i have the good majority of the stuff i think

>> No.5541498

>>5532574
soda is pretty cute bro

>> No.5541735

>>5532574
If you were born a woman, you would be a fat and ugly woman, which is only slightly better than being a ogre tranny.

>> No.5542064

>>5532574
Get good faggot. Men easily make the best girls, and by extension, the best female vtubers. You're just incompetent and can't use your god-given advantages.

>> No.5542107

Good luck being born as a woman next time

>> No.5542141

>>5542107
>born as a woman
>good luck

>> No.5544321

>>5536753
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn1coImC6NMDYCQfH_ILzXw

>> No.5547292

>>5532574
Have you looked at the vtuber section in Twitch? I mean even Ame was a literal who for several years and could have very easily continued that life had Cover not hired here.
At this moment there are hundreds of Ames out there. Actually talented and funny women, talking to an empty audience.

>> No.5549146

>>5538771
what's the magic word?

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>>5536313
my voice is okay and i don't have vocal fry, but i'd be the most menhera vtuber ever, i think i'd cry every single stream

>> No.5549618

>>5532776
>>5532720
>she

>> No.5549924

>>5538849
You will never be a woman

>> No.5550001

Lol

>> No.5550219

did i miss a leak?
why everyone sayin artemis is male

>> No.5551439

>>5550219
you have ears anon don't you

>> No.5551546

Fluffy hair?

>> No.5551769

>>5544321
Whoa she really reminds me of Gura.

>> No.5551845

gura a shit

>> No.5552396

>>5551439
oh so its a my oshi voice isnt anime so male

>> No.5552627

>>5552396
Fuck off tranny

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5555487

>>5552627

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5555909

>>5538813

>> No.5556192

>>5535982
>when you're 50% of the population and your biggest problems are seeing porn and not being able to ban people enough

>> No.5556407

>>5535982
Men who are hot and in their 30s see spaghetti spilling like that from women all the time, it's amazing

>> No.5556556

>>5532746
That never happens. Code monkeys lose their jobs to pajeets that work for slave wages all the time.

>> No.5556629

>>5532574
>Nobody gives a fuck about male vtubers, they're not cute.

If you had taste you could easily collab with some hololives. HoloID and matsuri collab with smaller people all the time even guys. It's only the really big names that either can't or wont.

>> No.5556687

>>5532776
Everyone knows /here/. But if you give a shit what people here think you're already a failure.

>> No.5556704

>>5541412
A good attitude going into it.

>> No.5556715

>>5535982
>You will also never sexually harassed, stalked by schizos, get random dick pics DMed to you, get rumors and harassment campaigns thrown at you, get compared with other girl's boob size and weight, have autists hang out in chat sending creepy and insensitive but not quite bannable comments

I'm not a vtuber but I've had all of these (minus the tits & weights thing) happen.

>> No.5556761

>>5532574
There are people who might have the right to complain about this, as asinine as it still is. if you're a a male streamer with 2-3K average audience, that shows you do have the persistence, chops to entertain and could probably have a realistic chance of getting your 'dream life' if you were female. But you're probably not one of them

>> No.5556771

>>5536229
Girls can like hunting and sports.

>> No.5556828

>>5556715
how?

>> No.5556933

>>5556828
Being an Illustrator with an online presence. specifically a NSFW one.

>> No.5557005

>>5556933
even so why would you get the dick pics and creepy comments if you're not female?

>> No.5557018

>>5556556
Only the really shit ones "lose" their job instead of getting a new one with higher pay.

>> No.5557080

>>5532746
>>5556556
>>5557018
What is it about the tranny threads that attracts programmers?

>> No.5557139
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>you will never be a cute girl in hololive who throws it all away to make a chaturbate account and usher in the final yab

>> No.5557165

>>5532746
programming is difficult :(

>> No.5557189
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5557189

>>5557005
They think I'm a girl or even worse, gay.

>> No.5557426

>>5557189
>They think I'm a girl
THEN OFC YOU GET TREATED LIKE ONE OMG

>> No.5557493

>>5556761
t. >>5556407

>> No.5557619

>>5555909
Please post the other version

>> No.5558234

>>5549146
Abracadabra?

>> No.5558445

>>5536313
>>5549410
voicetrain you stupid bimbos
or even get a voice changer

>> No.5558934

>>5535982
>get random dick pics DMed to you

>Be straight woman
>Like dicks
>Get dick pics
>disgustedface.txt
#JustWomenLogic

>> No.5559378

>>5558445
yeah but what if someone says i suck

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>>5537123
It's better when it's animated!

>> No.5560389

>>5559378
you suck harder

>> No.5560578

>>5559378
Try using your tongue.

>> No.5560659

>>5557189
Walfie...

>> No.5560827

>>5558934
Women read Fifty Shades instead of watching sex tapes.

Want to turn on a woman? Send her a paragraph of smutty writing not a photo of your hotdog.

>> No.5560888

>>5560827
This anon is right I've made more women cum via text than I have IRL. IRL number is at zero though.

>> No.5561025

>>5560888
Still counts if you've actually tried irl. What did you write in the texts tho?

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>>5561025
>Still counts if you've actually tried irl.
Yeah.. haha...
>What did you write in the texts tho?
I suddenly forgot.

>> No.5561589

>>5557189
>implying being a girl won't get you more commissions

>> No.5561985

>>5561589
I don't think it would. It really comes down to your skill. Would women be provided with or possibly granted more opportunity? Maybe.

>> No.5562093

>>5561985
>Would women be provided with or possibly granted more opportunity?
Anon I think you know the answer to this and it's not "Maybe."

>> No.5562112

>>5562093
I mean yeah. Aren't all the illustrators and riggers for HL female? I suspect this is not an accident.

>> No.5562187

>>5562112
Then you know how to have a career as an illustrator. Keep people thinking you're an XX.

>> No.5562241

>>5538425
That's so gay

>> No.5562358

>>5532928
Scientifically speaking wanting to be a girl isn't gay.

>> No.5562743

>>5538707
The contrast between nijisanji and post 2019 hololive is insane.

I remember they could talk about this stuff pre third gen debut as well in hololive

>> No.5562809

>>5541735
>not sure if incel or f*minist

>> No.5562826

>>5541412
Holy shit a makima style vtuber would absolutely
Kill it, all the over saturation of the loli and moeblobs

>> No.5562907

>>5559378
>don’t be an aqua and have a break down when a single comment says something bad

Is it seriously this hard to not give a shit about a vocal minority?

>> No.5562916

>>5535568
>female viewers
dropped

>> No.5563171

>>5542141
>this post
>an argument

>> No.5563254

>>5549410
You act like menhera isn't popular

>> No.5564140

>>5557018
No one pays coders high in 2021. Who needs to when they can hire a hundred pajeets for the same total wage?

>> No.5565131

>>5564140
They still pay insane figures if you can get to Silicon Valley. But that's a big if. Also the cost of living there is high as a result.

>> No.5565905

>>5565131
>Silicon Valley
No paycheck is enough to justify living in the fag capital of the world, surrounded by trannies and street shitters and poz needles.

>> No.5566042
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5566042

I want to start but I'm autistic and suck at networking and actually everything except singing, it would be a disaster, thanks for reading my blog

>> No.5566173

>>5566042
drop a song sample, i wanna hear your singing

>> No.5566454

>>5566173
https://vocaroo.com/14GGj63W0UHs
My only mixed example is a year old but here you go.

>> No.5566482

>>5566042
There are 3 confirmed autists in hololive

>> No.5566535

>>5566482
>confirmed
no

>> No.5566579

>>5566454
this is nice anon

>> No.5566590

>>5566454
Now post tits

>> No.5566609

>>5532574
You cope by putting a rope around your neck and Kill yourself literally

>> No.5567010

>>5566482
this is good

>> No.5567097

>>5566454
Its pretty good anon

>> No.5567182

>>5556687
Yeah, this anon gets it

>> No.5567267

>>5532574
So you're a faggot

>> No.5568230

>>5562907
This entire board runs on people unable to restrain themselves from replying to bait criticizing something they merely enjoy, let alone something that directly criticizes them

>> No.5568304

>>5532574
Just be faceless and use a funny voice. Like that faggot Corpse

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