The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 62

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

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Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_vUrLfFZbo

Schedule: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1685898731537702912
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
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Shiori bros... we won...!

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SHIORI CUTE

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Place your bets, shiggers. Will she actually be any good at video games or not?

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>have been feeling incredibly motivated since the debut stream
Is this what it’s like to have a true oshi?

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>>55232920
_________no_________

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>>55232920
kinda hope not; it'll filter out the try-hard weirdos

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>Why don't you show me the little bit of spine you've been saving for this mattress? Love~

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>>55232920
I hope she fumbles everything and cries when she gets frustrated
I want her to be a cute failure

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>>55232920
She won't but she won't play many games that require skill in the first place.

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>>55233123
There’s a vid of her pre-Holo seething at Getting Over It. The gaming content will likely be pretty good and cute.

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>>55232920
i feel like she's the type of streamer to play games only for the banter

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>>55233039
CUTE https://meyerweb.com/eric/tools/dencoder/
Use this to encode catbox and then rename the picture as [sound=encoded text].jpg

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>>55233358
Like this?

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>>55233493
Yay!!

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what did she mean by this
https://twitter.com/KinginYellow11/status/1687371908235292672

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>>55233903
you heard her anon, that clit aint gonna suck itself

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1406 Shiori!

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>>55233903
She’s conditioning and grooming the Novelites to be subservient good boys. With great success.

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>>55233968
Would she run her fingers through my hair and scratch behind my ears if I do a good job?

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>>55233903
but pee comes from there

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>>55232920
10.46€ to George Floyd's family, cousins and other associated black Toms if she is good at it.
>>55233903
God, imagine being the anon who made this.

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>>55232920
She is good based on her game taste.
>gacha
>souls-like

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>>55234036
I would get on all fours and bark in real life if she asked me to on stream. If she did JOI I would fap to literally nothing else.

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She knows what she’s doing…

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>>55233903
Imagine the squeals and giggles when you hit her sweet spots.

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>>55234174
shed grab you by the hair and shove your face deep between her legs, pulling harder and harder
then just as a single tear comes out of your eye from the pain, shell cum all over your face and let go
then shed "comfort" you by gently brushing the tear from your face with a finger and calling you her good little boy toy

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I think everyone should read Shiori Experience.

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>>55233903
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEE

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>>55232989
Shiori sex posters nowhere to be found. Shiori cute posters have won

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>>55234036
What if I'm already a subservient good boy?

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>>55234388
MY DICK AAAAAH

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>>55234542
Shiori herself is the biggest sexposter
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>>55234227
Yeah, imagine...
>>55234542
He says just after.
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>>55234367
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>>55234388
Got me acting unwise...

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will shiori have a mental breakdown with her low numbers in the collab today?

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So since Shiori is ALWAYS WATCHING, do Novelites accumulate good boy points? And if so, what do we spend them on?

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>>55234789
Kisses and winks

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>>55234789
Im bulling antis on the catalog

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>>55234789
if you earn good boy points for blowing a load to Shiori then I think I've got most points as of right now.

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>>55234966
I hope you're joking...

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American hours sure are horny, oh my

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>>55234789
It builds up like a gauge and when you activate it she takes her jacket off.

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>>55234966
Im bearing antis on the catalog

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>>55234789
That's how you get the bug pics.

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>>55235065
its not our fault, she love it

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>>55234789
>accumulate good boy points
No because I want shiorin to punish me

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>>55235292
>bad boy points

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>>55235292
What happens when you accumulate bad boy points?

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How many of you have been groomed by Shiorin so far?

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>>55234361
What do you think Shiorin's favorite Pokemon is? For some reason I'd expect her to like something super cute like teddiursa or dedenne.

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>>55235349
Homo collabs

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>>55235373
That last community post got me hard.

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More of this please

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>>55235425
This evolution line in general.

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>>55235373
What was your favorite stream so far anon?

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>>55235570
I swear someone here wrote a similar story.

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>>55234036
she's just like fauna but more overt

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>>55235623
If when they do an ASMR collab I will actually pass away

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>>55235559
Karaoke (kino) > Microscope > vTuber lore = Sleepover > Debut
All 10/10, but the streams just keep getting better and the sleepover was only debuffed by the open chat which still wasn’t bad.

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>>55235759
>Double scolding ASMR
...bros...that would kill me...

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>>55235425
Galarian Linoone

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>>55235623
Fauna is overt though.

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>>55235872
>both scold you before calling you a good boy and repeating the process while giggling for the next hour

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>>55233903
ASMR when?

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>>55235425
I'd bet she likes at least one from unova, either zorua or the litwick line

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>>55235988

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Shiorin should play Hatred.

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thoughts?

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>>55236066
ive never cared enough to actually see what that game plays like id like to see her do it

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>don't beg for collabs
>/shig/ begs for collabs constantly
Huh?

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>>55235988
so its true then
many saplings are calling this general home while /uuu/ isnt up

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>>55236134
Every fanbase on this godforsaken board are collab beggars

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>>55236117
oh damn, I love this

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As someone who hates Tempiss as much as the average Anon here, I wouldn’t mind the cuck role play if Shiori decides to collab with Tempus. Heck, I think it could be good for her Kayfab.

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>>55236148
imagine fauna putting makeup on you and brushing your hair while shiori giggles and teases you for being a massive sub

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>>55236117
Cute but this is enabling the homie kissers, and thats not cool

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>>55236217
which one would you want to be cucked by?

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>>55236117
Wait, we are the cumthings?

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>>55236315
rotted saplings

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>>55236117
Heh reminds me of this
And the Shiori in my head is giving me a lecture on ferrofluids rn…

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>>55236245
>my hs gf literally did that on "my" emo phase
uuuuuuuuuu(?) I guess

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>>55236287
Vesper for the seethe

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>>55236463
BASED

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>>55236245
my soul couldnt handle it

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>>55236117
Are we just corrupted Takodachi?

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>>55236463
I was going to say that I don't think Shiori's a necrophiliac, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

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>>55236117
>Ink like substance.
>Her clothes are dripping off her like ink.
WE ARE HER CLOTHES

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>>55236685
necrophilia is hot

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>fauna slapping you and calling you a creep while shiori giggles and calls you cute

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>>55236463
>>55236514
Fuck off.

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>>55235448
unironically would be a good punishment if chat doesn't listen to her

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>>55234398
Have that on my backlog since forever. I will get to that.

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>>55236773
muh dick

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>>55236783
bro its just bantz dont have a hernia dude

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>>55236812
Please Shiorin I’ll be a good boy from now on…

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>>55236287
Flayon because I think getting cucked by a cute faggy boy is really hot.

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>>55236672
Advent is just dark myth

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>>55236902
That faggot's name is cursed and will bring ruin. Do not utter it here.

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>>55236929
no more homo activities then. we don't want to scare the newcomers do we?

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>>55236956
Right like imagine if he had a huge dick too

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we do we have 2 cucks here

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>>55236956
>>55237073
y-you really think she would let us watch? the idea has me drooling

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>>55237114
Nijisisters just trying to astroturf. Ignore.

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>>55237114
nijinigger tourists

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Malice Diary days let's plays were so fun, horror games and cute stuff, Shiori is based.

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>>55237176
>>55237179
NTA but it’s funny that this always happens when even Niji girls love Shiori.

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I think I can only handle watching 2 POVs tonight, which other Advent would have decent gameplay?

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>>55237114
Raid. Niji/phase/trash whoever. Report and ignore.

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>>55237234
>Niji girls
>girls
>she
lemao

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>The Memory of tonight is... L4D...

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Which boots should I wear tomorrow evening, thigh high stompy, or chonkier, silver lined goth boots that are ankle height? I want to channel Shiori energy

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She’s too cute

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>>55237346
It's going to be fun. I want to see how Shiori handles jumpscares. The dogs and Bijou will be going crazy too. Nerissa bringing up the rear with moans. Stay hydrated.

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shiori should sing my favorite goth girl song - floor corn by neil cicieriga

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>>55237164
I would watch

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>>55237239
Is the geololy the supposed gamer of this gen. Probably her's.

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>>55237374
boots make you like like a tall dude
wear some allstar shoes

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>>55237374
Femanon? Important detail.

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>>55237531
Im pretty sure he is the resident trannylite

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>>55237602
if there is a hole there is a goal

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>>55237176
>>55237179
I'm a regular here, friends, Not everything is a Niji conspiracy.

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why prechat is always full of fucking zoomers incapable to maintain the same topic for more than 3 lines?

i just need a group of balding losers goig ape about 25 years old metal and games... not this BAU BAU but without the actual BAU BAU

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I mean I wouldn’t get cucked by your average EN girl because that would make me feel bad but I wouldn’t mind getting cucked by Shiori. It’s just something about her vibe that makes it hot.

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any novellites watching evo until the collab?

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>>55237735
only if he pass

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>>55237286
pretty sure they meant the livers

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>>55237893
oh shit, tnhanks for the reminder. i just work up

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>>55237893
What the fuck is evo?

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>>55237947
I said what I said.

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>>55237893
I'm reading rrats in the walls. Lovecraft is a genius.

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>>55237893
No, not a big fan of SF but I'm happy UNI2 got announced.

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>>55237983
the yearly event for fighting games

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>>55237893
Watching apocalypse now rn

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>>55237893
Nah m8, reading mice and men

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I wanna go on movie date with my goth wife then great her to a Mickie Ds meal.

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How many of you have actually gone Goslinghaal for her since debut?

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>>55237893
I usually skip out on the first day since its just all pools and those aren't really interesting to me. The second day has all the hype matches

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Has Shiori talked about other Hololivers outside of her gen?

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>>55237531

100 percent femanon and born with a hooha, genuine shoe question

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>>55238154
the only date I’ve ever been on ended with me taking her to a Taco Bell and watching her eat quesadillas cause I was too poor to buy my own food. i wonder if Shiorin would still love me after that

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>>55238312
i stick to her because of her love for reading. and as moer streams happened, i started going goslinghaal. this is the first one i am so emotionally invested
i might actually start following anons' suggestions and play genshin and stuff

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>>55238383
She admires Ame and Calli for how hardworking they are.

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>>55238383
Not much

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>>55238383
Referenced Pekora during the microscope stream and Sora during her chuuba history stream.

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>>55238312
Karaoke stream was peak gosling for me, probably because of nostalgia with the songs

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>>55238418
The big clunky goth boots fit her vibe more, but thigh high boots are a power move. Also proof of being a femanon.

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>>55238428
I had two date one was a pizza date with a hottie the other was with mid tier girl at checkers and rally I like girls who aren't greedy cows or gold diggers. Someone who appreciates you for you and not what you can do for them. Sadly women like those are a dime a dozen.

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Don't care for the collab
I want more Shiori tangents

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>>55237374
Chonkier ones

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>>55238431
Despite the annoying fanbase and reputation, Genshin is a lot of fun with a good amount of sovl. I’m mostly a dailyfag now, but I wish I could play it for the first time again.

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>>55238312
since she said the first word

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>>55238033
Oh shit..Uniclr is probably my favorite fighting game, so I'm super excited for an actual sequel.

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>>55238312
i started working out. im so dead. everything hurts

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>>55236773
Good cop bad cop

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>>55238684
I can't play mobile money grabbing shit out of principle, but if my dorky wife enjoys it, more power to her.

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>>55238312
Been on the fence since debut. Kiss after the karaoke sealed the thing for me.

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>>55238752
more like cum cock

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https://twitter.com/OKaimikey/status/1687518385435820032

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>>55238756
I just choose not to spend money on it as my exception for it. Completely understandable stance though since most mobile games are cancer.

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>>55238837
kiss after parasite sex did not mean anything to you?

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I managed to fill AI Shiori with knowledge and she directed it in that innuendo herself to bypass the filter

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>>55238033
Sion is going to show up in another Undernight game before she comes to Melty...

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>>55238899
i wonder how much he was paidor if he's doing it for exposure

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>>55238921
Exactly.
I get the argument of "you don't have to swipe"
But all these games are specifically designed to pressure your into doing just that.
I don't approve of the monetization one bit and do not wish to enable these practices.
But I'm told the Genshins story is pretty good, so I'm happy theses a silver lining for those of you that do enjoy it.

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>>55238941
I dont gyll before three kisses, I'm not a whore.

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>>55238312
I Goslingpost because I think it's fun & I am lonely. I've been burned a bit by other vtubers before though so my actual emotional attachment to any given vtuber is pretty low. I just like the streams and think she's enjoyable to watch.

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>>55239211
I see

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>>55239334
It’s okay to be honest, Gosling in denial. I know you want to scream. Let it out for Shiorin.

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>>55232541
Any novelites know if she’s a hag?

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>>55238583

What counts as proof? Here is the chunky ones, but maybe a power move would be fun with a black dress, fishnets and fluffy parka as overcoat.

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>>55239640
Judging by the era of music she likes and other things she’s talked about like old school AMV’s, my guess is late 20’s or maybe 30.

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Why does she like so much art with ame in it?

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>>55239705

I'm 29 and had the exact same music upbringing so I'd wager she's minimum 25/26 and maximum 30

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>>55239735
see >>55238478

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>>55239735
Isn’t it obvious?

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>>55239735
>literally said she likes to self insert as watson
>likes watson art
That simple

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>>55239735
She loves Sherlock Holmes so I bet Ame was always one of her favorite chuubas.

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>>55239735
To kill the rrats.

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>>55239735
She wants to get close to ame so she can meet her true oshi sherlock

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>>55239774
>same age
That would be around my guess for a minimum age as well. My only reason for guessing on the older end is her having a preference for older albums by the bands she sang during karaoke. Was surprised to hear Dance Dance instead of Thanks For the Memories and The Ghost of You instead of Welcome to the Black Parade or Teenagers.

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>>55239663
The chunky boots are good, but the outfit you described would definitely channel Shiori in the best possible way. As for proof, whatever you feel is worthy.

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>>55239919
I don't read /hlgg/ so I don't even know where a they hate each other rrat would even come from considering that Ame is one of the few holos she namedropped.

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>>55239735
she likes short stacks and wants to fondle her tits

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Novelties what is your favorite amv?
yesterday Shiori mentioning AMVs made me go back to an old ass playlist I forgot about
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-dXRClwk-h0
this was my favorite

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https://twitter.com/okaimikey/status/1687518385435820032

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>>55240107
https://youtu.be/UFeZLJLgq-8

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>>55239735
>Why does she like so much art with ame in it?
She likes to study the chuuba she's replacing

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>>55240275
I will now choose to believe this rrat

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>>55240197
RAW AS FUCK

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>>55239471
I've spent my whole life pining for women who either don't know I exist or otherwise aren't interested in me. I know if I get attached I'll be burned so I just passively accept the anguish.

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>>55240275
>the archivist thoroughly archives her subject by replacing them wholly
>the subject becomes yet another persona of the archivist

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>>55240275
>she’s replacing fauna >shes replacing ame

My god these statements are so retarted its not even funny.

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>>55233903
I started sending videos of dogs howling to my friends when Shiori says or posts something lewd to express myself

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>>55240025

Sorry for the terrible protecc scribbles but here's the boots in question and I think I may go for it so thank you!

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>>55240107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hePCuHlJU8

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>>55240107
Yu-gi-oh GX with endless possibilites as audio. It's not on yt anymore, sadly. It was pure cringe but I was like 14 watching it so whatever.

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>>55240445
Whats even more retarted is all the saplings in this thread thinking faunas the most likely to collab with her first (its probably gonna be mori)

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>>55239975
Dance Dance was on my mp3 player in the first format, FUTCT era was like 2004/5 ish right? She also grew up with the exact same cartoons as me and maybe you, so I'm firmly going with 28-30 now.

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>>55240473
that's a man

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>>55240107
I don't have any links to them right now but there was a Macross Zero - Holy Diver one I liked quite a bit. Also a Cowboy Bebop - No Leaf Clover.

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>>55240355
Same, This isn't my first rodeo, I've been burned before.
Always lived in the shadow of my friends who were either more fit, funnier or more charismatic.
At this point my heart is cold, so even though I'm goslinghaaling, I'm channeling the energy into doing something positive.

Guess the goth witch grooming is real...

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>>55240559
Yeah she's a biped but I'm not sure about featherless part yet

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>>55240559

My late dad used to say he wished I was born a boy but he taught me chess and other things anyway and me being female grew on him. You're not the best at identifying legs though, are you? Then I am a boy just for you, anon...

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>>55240473
Disgusting fatass I don't come here to see you, go back to /soc/

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>>55240542
Three Cheers and Cork Tree were 2004/5 respectively iirc, so that timeline matches. I also loved both bands at the time and I’m 29, so that’s my guess.

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>>55240623
>>55240624
its a meme you dip

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>>55240107
mindless amv indulgence is a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afdecve10sY

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>>55240140
meh could've done without the VAing the part with her eyes was kinda hot though

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>>55240673
Dip is a cute word thank you for adding it to my vocabulary

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>>55240673
>>55240623 (me)
I'm just Diogenesposting

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>>55240445
why replace when you can have both

https://twitter.com/yayoiken1324/status/1687343948841549824

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>>55240724
Prove you’re not Shiori, right now.

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>>55240657
If 126lbs and having muscular thighs from four years of gym counts as fat I genuinely pray for the rest of humankind, sweetheart.

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>>55240517
THIS I hardly see any similarities between the two and yet reddit tards and sapfags here keep on spamming about "oooooh they are both goth,edgy,nerdy they NEEEED to collab" Holy shit shut the fuck up theyve been doing this shit with the other new girls aswell its so annoying.

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>>55240107
This was always my goto AMV as a teenager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OBNfVeyGvA

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Who would want to see Shiori~n cosplay as?

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>>55240806

https://voca.ro/1cUAaXkh1r4c

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>>55240445
Ever advent split today had an influx of holo v holo posts. Pure KOINSIDENSU

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>>55240107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiz5MAb98Q

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>>55240988
Why do these threads keep turning into /soc/?

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If everybody is Shiorin, then nobody is Shiorin.

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>>55241064

Everyone is one single braincell

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>>55241021
Kino. Tnx anon. S3 when?

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>>55240988
Librarian anon, is that you?

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>>55240988
20!? you liar! that can't be.

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>>55240988
L O N D O N

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>>55240988
are you sharpieballs anon? you will never pass

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>>55241101

Maybe, it's certainly not Shiori, though.

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>>55240988
my day be so fine then boom, bri ish person

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>>55240887
While im not sure on the similarities part, i can definitely say for sure that the collab begging from saplings is insufferable and they need to fuck off for a bit. You think THIS thread is bad? Go to fuwamoco its just nonstop demands for a fucking ASMR collab.

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>>55241021
That reminds me of this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo3Tpw-zLkM

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>>55238312
Shiorin is living rent free in my mind 24/7, not even my kamioshi managed that.

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>>55241056
at least we aren't using real names like kronnies did some time ago

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>>55240988
Stop falling for baits nigga!!

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Hey novelites I need some book choice help because I want to make Shiori proud. How good is Dracula by Bram Stoker and A Tale of Two Cities? Got a bunch of classics in front of me and I wanna make the right choice.

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>>55241056
This fat slag is derailing them everytime during these hours. She doesn't watch shiori. Probably the one behind all the homo collab posts.

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>>55241129
There's at least 2.

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>>55240988
Mods, Doxx every public library on london, and then crush her skull

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>>55240988

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>>55241246

This got a grin out of me, there's a lot of libraries in England all together

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it would be great if this board had IDs

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>>55240988
Femanons are you getting /fit/ with us to bridal carry our wife? lmao

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>>55241233
She wants a novelite gangbang and I for one am down for it.

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>>55241056
It's always because of the British. Kiara got sick because of the British, and now this place is becoming more about anons than Shiorin because of the British. It's part of a grand conspiracy to destroy Hololive since Yagoo didn't make it to the Queen's funeral.

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>>55241341

Getting /fit/ so my thirties aren't as unfortunate with health as both parent's sides have been, but also because it makes days off more interesting when your job is introverted by nature (but also to lift Shiorin)

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>>55241298
>how many goth librarian girls can be on England...
nevermind

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>>55240988
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!! Please keep blessing my ears Librarian anon.

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>>55241391
this what no Shiori stream does to a novelite

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It's a little silly, but during the parasite stream when she mentioned the 10k steps and not having much benefits over 7.5k, I felt like she was speaking to me, since my goal was 7.5k daily this year, but fuck it, it's 10k+ now, I can do this. It's such a silly stupidly competitive thing, but I can't lose to her.

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>>55241413

I've met only one other goth in the library services and he was trans man, does the cute girl in Hilda count?

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>>55240600
All the self improvement shit hasn't made me any happier or more fulfilled. At this point I'm about to just accept that being a chuuba watching fitcel in a dead end job is probably the best I can really do long term.

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Shiori?

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So what do femanons get from being Novelites? What appeals to them when it comes to Shiorin?

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>>55240988

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>>55241154
why the hell would I try to pass as a cute British librarian anonness when half the general has seen my hairy balls? shiggers be tripping

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>>55240988
roasties can't even post on anonymous websites without being attention whores

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>>55241458

One day as a chuuba I will do ASMRs of DK nonfiction book facts especially for folks like you.

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>>55241560
They're also late 20's girls who had emo/goth phases in the 2000's and liked similar music so they see themselves in her.

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>>55241341
not a femanon but I have been working out regularly and dieting since January this year and it has worked wonders. I could bridal carry two Shiorin's I bet.

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Frendly advice slag

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>>55241297

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>>55241619
Day 1 membership and (one) akasupa every week if true, I swear it.

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>>55241682
Based brat

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What is wrong with you people? Shiori love only.

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>>55241584
> exist as femanon, get doubted
> make point that femanons lurk these threads too, get doubted

You're narked either way, sorry about that, I'll try and chameleon more here no more than I have to offline, but roastie... What a big vocabulary you have dear, what else is of a worthy size?

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>>55241391
>Ame is British
THEY MUST HATE EACH OTHER GRRRRRR
lol

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>>55241560
I imagine it's the same way I could get into watching a homo if they were more like me or more like how I was. I can't relate to any of them and that's why I pay them no mind. Except maybe Altare and his pokemon collection.

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Here is a song for you slag.

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>>55240107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgnres5MpoI

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>>55241630
So it's a self-insert situation. Does that mean they want us to... GET THEM PREGNANT?

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>>55241560
theyre into the same kind of guys she likes if you catch my drift

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>>55241801
shut up whore, nobody gives a fuck

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Why are incels losing their mind rn?

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>>55241630

Someone said it, thank you, Shiori is the sort of chuuba who reminds me of my secondary school friend who used to share earphones in the school library together with me while we read Kerrang and Metal Hammer and made cringe anime fanart together to post on dA

>>55241708

Once I'm in a flat without paper walls it's a goal, the more book club chuuba the better >:)

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>>55241872
Only if you make enough money

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I FUCKING LOVE SHIORI

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>>55241908
Because Shiorin is here and the goslinghaal’s aren’t here to protect her. Where the fuck are they?

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>>55241908

Because they want to share their excellently resourceful language with the class but if Shiorin lurks and is /here/ I don't think she'd be the sort to find people who exhibit those tendencies very nice. It is what it is

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>>55241779
Females are literally jealous of Shiorin's success when thousands want to be with her and no one will give them as much as a glance.

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>>55241801
We don't actually care. Take meds.

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>>55238312
We're all being ironic about this right guys? No one could actually fall in love with a VTuber, right? Thats some mentally ill shit right there....hahaha....imagine *screams internally*

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>>55241969
HEY, ME TOO!

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>>55241978
Always been here anon, just resting for a bit.

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Shiori owes me sex

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>>55242014
she's got ice cream too? shit, I'm lost now, can't find a way out of love so I guess I'll stay.

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>>55241994

Or some of us just find her cute and she gives us big nostalgia for our own teenage years that we seem to relive and go back to in our mid twenties when it comes to books, music and games.

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This is an orchestrated effort by UNATCO to undermine the strength of shiggers and fragment Shiori's fanbase. The elite are scared of her power and want to do everything they can to keep her from emerging as a world political leader.

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>>55239735
Because artists draw Advent with Ame. Of the non-Advent holos, she liked 9 arts with Mumei and 6 with Ame. Of those only 3 Moom arts and 1 Ame art didn't involve Advent members.

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>>55242122
I need nerd Shiori milk.

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>>55242087
lose some weight

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>>55241920
Good luck femanon, you are a fellow 2000's edgy cringe enjoyer and you love Shiorin so you're cool in my book. We are kindred spirits.

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Just rolled this fag in Genshin Impact. Where's my Shiorin gf? How to get a Shiorin gf anon, what's my next step?

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>>55242251
Get him to c6 then we’ll talk

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>>55242223

My colleagues on the contrary keep telling me not to vanish into thin air but I want a bit more muscle if anything. You're not wrong right now because I'm due and you go up a few lbs for like a week and it's rough as heck. How about you anon, how heavy are you, if you haven't brushed your teeth yet today, remember to floss, and wash your hands after peeing.

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>>55242122
Seems like Nerissa gets the most cross-gen art, probably because of how turbo lesbo she is on Twitter and stream.

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>>55239663
>>55240473
WOmen get all these neat boots and shoes and what not, what the fuck men get? Fucking new balances and maybe some converses if you're feeling fancy.

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I hate burger-hours

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Is this true?

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>>55242246

Bait posts aside I really like chilling here with you and the other book anons who don't mind that, there is so much serotonin in having an oshi who is literally of that era when everything else in the world has been kind of glum. It's really nice. Thank you! We can be cringe together.

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Guys, my gf Shiori looks a bit different.

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>>55242326
why is the baby brown?

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>>55242398
REAL

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>>55242364

How do you guys pick which Nikes to wear? There are so many with all these names, my manager can id them in a glance, the only pair I have is because they're pastel and multicoloured and cute, but Airs, New Balance, how do you pick? Also fuck it, if you want to don stompy boots, do it, life is short, you'll rock them honey.

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>>55242444
I don't think... that was the... thing that's due.

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>>55242429
Im so confused now......

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>>55242364
kicks, sneakers, dress shoes and work boots.
Stay pragmatic anon

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I think Shiori is cute

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can someone post the suffication, no breeding one

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>>55242122
Isn’t that mostly because mumei art baited with the whole "i can fix her" shtick?

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>>55239663
>>55240473
>tfw i'm actually contemplating fapping to femanon boots
it's so over bros

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>>55242429
Become Mommy...

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>>55242533
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
proof?

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>>55242480
I mostly wear my old army boots because they're super comfortable and imo look nice, totally legally acquired, they fell off a truck and all.
That being said it doesn't matter what nikes or whatever you pick, they all look the smae boring drab colour.
Can't buy womens sneakers with fancy rave colours either because then you're branded a fag, everything has to be grey, white or black.

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>>55242533
Dude this is british femanon general. You can't talk about Shiori here.

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>>55242251
Be attractive
Go to cons
Cosplay as hin
Don't be too autistic
Sadly I can give the guide, but I always fail on that last step

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>>55242538
here. pls crop it. Im delaying that whole day

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>>55242574
dozo

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>>55242480
>pick
You don’t if you only have one pair of shoes…

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>>55234784
no, becasue I will be there

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>>55242613

Army boots are amazing, top tier. Don't really envy you and society's branding of if you're gay or not but I hope as time goes by that we either don't worry so much what others think or people just care less in general, life is short and you deserve to be cozy (and it's what Shiori would want)

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>>55242718
SUFFOCATE AND BREED SHIORI!

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>>55242868
Now we're talking

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>>55234784
Time to read anon!
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/7/31/shiori-novella-hololive-advent-interview-sherlock-holmes

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>>55242772

If they're durable in all weather and environment it makes sense!

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>>55242754
proof accepted
I hereby bestow you with the phd of shiori cuteness

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Anyone have that one picture where she's almost covering her smile with her book?

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>>55242928
She’s so deranged, I love her.

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>>55243003
This is the closest I have, but I don't think it's what you're talking about.

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>>55242928
>no Top 10 anime
Relatable, I've only ever seen complete anime episodes on television

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>>55243003
this one?

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>>55240107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8

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>>55242928

What a sweetheart, and a fellow pacer! I love this girl. Her words about creativity and memories will stay with me, they are lovely mantras to live with and by.

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The way her lips turn into a thin smile when she's idle makes her look unhinged and it's cute

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>>55243003
this one?

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>>55243003

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>>55243261
based fellow CSP enjoyer

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>>55242543
No. 2 arts are eyeball gifts, 1 "I can fix her", 1 is Shiori at Mumei's ice cream stand, 1 Mumei petting fwmc, 1 Council yuri, 2 Mumei birthday and the rest are generic Mumei with Advent.

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>>55243352
>>55243367
NTA, but thank you very much, cute.

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>>55242836
That's true and I completely agree, still annoys me that women generally have more variety when it comes to clothing.

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>>55242429
UUUUU

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>>55243136
>>55243352
>>55243367

It was the one below but thank you all so much.

>>55243169

My man.

[Anonymous No.]

>just bought the Sherlock Holmes book collection
>probably free online but I have physical copy autism
Am I being a good Novelite?

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>>55242928
zalgo? is shiori an oldfag?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my wife

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>>55243714
It's not that old

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>>55240140
Shit someone leaked the sex tape. Sorry guys

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>>55243369

So I finally got a portable tablet to draw in bed and CSP on it is so smooth and handy, very based fellow anon!

>>55243519

This is an observational convo that reoccurs a lot while out in the shops, just come and take our shirts and baggier pants instead if that's more subtle.

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Don't mind me just postin the next OP.

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>>55243684

> someone is using my doodle
> blush at phone immediately

You're being a very good novelite. The physical book you can hold is a wonderful feeling...

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>>55243559
put a bullet in your brain, legitimately

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>>55243951
rude

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>>55244010
Nah, he is right

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>>55243951
Okay buddy

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>>55244071
Why?

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>>55243136
good shitposting template, already made one edit!

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>>55243951
HOLY BASED FUCK THEM HOES

[Anonymous No.]

Librarian anon is a succubus, all of the horniness I had for Shiorin has been redirected to her instead.

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Gabe is itt

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>>55244208
Nice samefag

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>>55244266
shut up gabe

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>>55244294
nice 3iq poophead

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>>55243871
Thank you, and I definitely agree. Feels like a more intimate experience with a physical book.
>t. Murakamifag from yesterday

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>The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 62

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