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hey man
Why didn't Marine include Chloe in the Umisea section of her MV? This is the Showa 3D live all over again.
Luna is my cute sexy adult woman genius tensai professor baby wife and I love her very much which makes me a GIGACHAD and a King amongst men.
>>55103331the mv was in works before Chloe got added in umisea
>>55103305
Yammers
>>55103331But she's right there?
>>55103342she got added to umisea a year ago and they would have been planning it for months before that, since they released a song when she joined.
Kaela’s new outfit!
>>55103305Best OP.
https://twitter.com/koizumi_arata/status/1687000981483954176?s=20
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1687033063002587137https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1687033063002587137
>>55103341BASED
Isn't Roboco kinda sexy?
Would you buy a rock?
watame postnew watame and ui coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKkRB5do648
>>55103403can i get 1 (one) omocat pebble please
>>55103384Yuri artists are going to latch on to this pair hard.
>>55103342That's a long fucking time. Chloe has been with Hololive for more than a year now, I know cause I was rewatching Gura's call-ins for her birthday last year just to relive some old Gurame stuff and I was caught off guard when HoloX called in.
>>55103403I would like an Amelia Pebbleson, please.
Give me your best Moai memes
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1687033062054604800https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1687033062054604800https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1687033062054604800Did they just paste the L2D heads of ID Gen3?
is mooner winning?
Luna's voice...it finally dropped.
>>55103484all she has left to do is walk up to the thing and shoot it
>femlites are fucking cockteasing are generalHow did you corrected the women in your fandom? Infinity never had a woman in our thread
>>55103469kobo's head does look like a drawing of its own
Meimei a cute!
>>55103469Long Kaela is loooooooooooooooooooooooong
>>55103305Based
>>55103305What the...
>>55103502 (me)Our*It's fucking 2am
>>55103501I dont know what she's doing except flying the catapult tanks around and the robot chickens keep trying to escape from her
>>55103305based
>>55103530>>55103532The duality of hlgg
Why aren't the holoID harlots stoned for leading men of God down the path of sin and temptation?
JWU frens. Qrd on the last 10 hours of streams?I think I'll watch Nerissa and Bijou to see the first Advent 1 on 1 collab.
You know I kind of wish management gave Advent the Tempus treatment and limit the time they can stream to 1 hour, for the first week at least. 1 hour bite sized streams encourage more people to check them out and give them a chance, while simultaneously leaving them wanting for more content, which is a good thing. It would also force the girls to be more creative with their gaming/stream choices due to the time constraint, less quantity more quality.Right now I feel like my plates are so full that I don't want more content but less content. Between my oshi's streams, collabs, events and the endless list of VODs I want to catch up on, there's only so much time I can dedicate to the new girls. So far I checked out Fuwamoco because their streams are shorter and Nerissa because I liked her debut the most.Would I enjoy Shiori or Bijou? Maybe, I guess I'll find out in the future when I manage to catch them live or are in a collab with members I like because I sure as heck won't be going back to a 3-4 hour long Euro Truck Sim or Zelda VOD.Management received a lot of hate for that restriction but honestly it was a genius idea, just executed poorly. I think they were restricted for 2 or more weeks? Which is just too much.
>>55103403Yeah can I get uuhhhhhhhhhhhhh delicious looking limestone
SHE DID IT
Moona wins!
Moona did it. After like two hours or whatever.
>all that preparation to finish it in 10 secondsMoona...
>>55103403Bijouleon, please.
Good morning, global bros~I love love love Roboco!!!!VALO SOON!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr-opPgXUA0Stream Glory Days!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h514IzBDefMPlease check out her other songs too!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvqttxHszE4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8n-pGOrpzchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A_RqpENxvghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETckHHfH7EIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-caiSnm2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1CQ5kSRxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydprczRfM48https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQMUC6fUxUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc7I72C1giUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klsca1OcwH8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfEUPlRuPachttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXuMSLOUhgshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88UYLWDjomEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_EqIA6ZWqshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_txtx7llu50https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZshLem1OV7kAnd check out these really cool performances!!https://files.catbox.moe/tyukfo.mp4 roboco and sora fes3 https://files.catbox.moe/n3ypk2.mp4 rirubi fes4https://files.catbox.moe/wmsvdp.webm roboco/azki/mel fes4https://files.catbox.moe/ju7z8s.mp4 roboco kanata chutaiyoseihttps://files.catbox.moe/uaniuj.mp4 chutaiyousei karaokeim going back to bed after
>>55103568Jesus Christ just watch who you want. Fucking retards keep going muh overlap JUST PICK AND CHOOSE THE ONES YOU WANT TO WATCH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
>>55103568You know I kind of wish you'd go outside, get on your knees and slam your own head into the pavement.
>>55103520and puffy!
Anons, tell the truth. Who here unironically believes the CIVIL WAR over Tempus?
>>55103212you missed swapping out Reine's feather thing for a monocle in the last panel
>>55103532heckuh
>>55103603kek just like me when I first played the last Terran mission, I thought the Ion cannon is an actual threat
>>55103568
>>55103634and innie
>>55103635there's no war, but there is some tension.
Mengsk did nothing wrong.
Roboco has too much sex hair in this outfit
>>55103635>Bonebros image>Dogshit postEvery time.
>>55103568>kind of wish management gave Advent the Tempus treatment and limit the time they can stream to 1 hourshut up Omega
Anons, why are FuwaMoco so cute? Why do they make me smile? Is it okay for me to be so happy?
Gura cute Gura cute!
moona doesn't like zerg...
>>55103403those ARE some really cool rocks, specially the cute on on the right
>>55103568i'm going to squeeb
>>55103698>dogshit>ridiculing a made-up event.You unironically are mad?
>>55103701they are just keeping their promise
I think Mori and Ame should play Armored Core and touch Cores
>Build Hydralisks or Mutalisks and spam them>Win the mission
>>55103568>wah! wah! adjust for me!Pathetic
>>55103725I see the right areola...
>campagion
Zerg campaign time!
>>55103499She sounds a bit tired, she usually drops her baby voice when she's tired but also during collabs.
>>55103305Based and true
>>55103619But what if I just become a clip watcher instead
https://twitter.com/marui_9shu_a/status/1687025665441517568
Good evening to any and all Anya Booba enjoyers. I hope you’ve been having a good day.
AWAKEN MY CHILD
>>55103736>Bringing up tempus for no good reason just to start a tribalfag warYou ain't slick.
The Overmind is my oshi.
>>55103794BoobAnya my beloved.
>>55103305I wonder if Ame ever sent her that SOVL drawing of sheriff Mori she showed in members kek.
>>55103747Yeah, my core
>>55103781According to Ame that's perfectly fine
did IRyS finish SOMA? I tossed up the VOD and noticed it was only like 3h-ish
>>55103794get the hint, they were erased from existence, your kind is unwanted
>>55103861No. She overslept and had to go to a meeting
>>55103861No.She only had like 1 hour left too.
>>55103747I think they should play HOTS to train for the Unite event by having Ame play Cho and Mori play Gall
>>55103919That's actually a really fun idea and now I'm sad it will never happen. Thanks, anon...
fuwamoco are really funny...
Moona cute
cute mooner
Cute Moona Zerg noises~
[Moon news](cute overlord noises)
>munch, munch, munch, slurp
No overlap next week right?
>>55104031>>55104036Which one is it?
>>55103808>bringing up thing exactly because it is ridiculous.>NOOOO MUHHH RRRATTS!
Less than 10 minutes to go!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg6XtmzotKghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg6XtmzotKghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg6XtmzotKg
>>55103919Mori has atleast played LoL before with friends so she won't be completely lost.
>>55103960You're welcome, now you can also think about the fact that we'll never have a holoEN musical despite having 3-4 theater kid holos and access to a VR stage
Hey guys I am
good night
>>55103568As a eurochad I simply ignore every member who never streams at a time I can watch liveIt's much easier to keep up with EN when it only consists of Kiara, Ina, the dogs, and sometimes Ame
>>55104094That's messed up
Ayame, Towa, La or hololive POV?
Tell me about Nerissawhy does she sleep naked
>>55104187*Laplus
VALO TIME
>>55104187ayame and shion
>>55104141This anon thinks.
?????
Shiori~~~n
Big stuffs.
>>55104209>there are people who don't sleep naked
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>55103566I didn't watch Shiori's stream yet, but all the advent girls ended up being there
Moona sex.
>>55104270human body is more leaky than you think
Is this ASMR
Moona is my favorite Zerg unit
Bros I can't fucking keep up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzAeDtGmNy8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzAeDtGmNy8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzAeDtGmNy8Watch some POL before the big event
>>55104270imagine farting and following through while you're sleeping
>>55104328Stop trying.
>Used to watch Kiara>Notice her mood sour once the new gen drops>has made snide comments multiple times toward their successWhy is she so afraid?
>>55104315maybe it's time you stop wetting the bed already?>>55104352maybe stop being american?
>gonna miss Mumei's birthday for the second year in a row because I'm travelingI fucking hate it.
>>55104328You are not supposed to
>>55104355>just give upnihilist pls go
>>55104328You aren't supposed to dummy
>>55104366if anything she seems happier from narissa lol
This is the average nu-chumber. Don't feel bad if your oshi can't 10k ccv because this is the fanbase of a chuuba who does.
Valorant tourney LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Is it true that only antis wanted EN3?
Mayonnaise is a drink!
>>55104328You need MultiView and 2x speed.
>IRyS did the HL2 gnome thing but a bra on Soma
>>55104355>>55104388>>55104394But I WANT TOI WANT TO SEE THEM ALL AND KEEP UP WITH THEIR GROWTH AND THEIR STORIES
Kiara SEETHING
>>55104405i forgot to add ccv to the filter list, thanks for the reminder
So who are the most obliterated ENs after Advent? Who will start doing desperate streams to gain fans back?
y-you do remember cassete tapes, right Anon?
THREE DEE
>>55104453Watch clips. You might not like it, but it's the only path as EN grows.
>>55104461Kiara.
>>55104453You can't, even if you were a NEET. Just pick your favourites
>>55104451explain to me
>>55104509BUT I LIKE THEM ALL
What am I even looking at, why aren't Lap and Ayame saying anything?
>>55104461IRyS.
Reminder we had the same "I can't keep up :(" timeloops when Council dropped only to be hit with the deadest of hours months later
>>55104465Yeah, they were the first physical media I played with. I miss physical media.
>>55104461Bae
>>55104527they're listening to the main stream
>>55104465It Was Written tape exclusive single...
Starto!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr-opPgXUA0
Someone give me all the timestamps of Rissa cussing
>>55104527they're intro in the main channel with Foob, Botan, and 3dpds
Are these life hacks all bullshit?
>>55104516she brought the bra with her the whole playthough. in halflife you have to bring the garden gnome with you from the start until the end of the game
>>55104461>SEAhours>Schizo replies to himself Every day
>>55104544SURELY this time we've got enough people to keep the streaming hours going even during Japan arcs, right?
>>55104609kek, I thought the gnome thing was a L4D thing
>>55104405Hey retard, nice dashed left border. Remove your own (You) next time before you samefag yourself for a screenshot.
The EN in the tournament should do a practice collab stream
I had to go to sleep after Kiara. Ina drew Nerissa, which joined her chat but Ina fumbled it completely?
>>55104646it's both but hl2:e2 did it first
>>55104461mumei
>>55104656kek good spot
>>55104644not if everyone goes to Japan at the same time
>>55104656kek
>>55103605Hey guys, did you know...
>>55104461NijiEN
>>55104461Pekora
>>55104656awww, why'd you teach him how to falseflag better? now he might be able to fool a complete retard.
>>55104730Pekola?
I want to violate Shion's butthole until her sphincter stops working completely and she shits herself
>>55103520And tying her ponytail!
WHERE IS SHE????WHY IS SHE SO LAZY???MOMMYYYYYYYYYY
>>55104588
>30k during EU hoursYou told me that Europeans don't watch streams.
ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ
The Ayame/Laplus/Towa team sound like they'd beat the shit out of Roboco/Shion/Matsuri team handedly. The rest of the team aren't FPS players, and Roboco isn't very good from what I remember. I also can't recall if Shion played or played well.
>>55104696>not if everyone goes to Japan at the same timeThat doesn't really happen though, they already don't record all the big concert performances all together.
>>55104748
>>55104778>He doesnt knowRoboco and Shion will manhandle those other three easily
>>55104762it's the Japanese
>>55104778it's a lot more even than you might think
I bet Chammers would have enjoyed being in this...
Why is HiRyS melting down again and starting Mori vs Shiori narrative now?
>>55103520yeah!
HoloEN? More like HoloPST lmaooooooooooo
I want to make mixed race children with A-chan
Nenecheese!
The second Rust arc is coming, I can feel it in my bones
>>55104851WEST COASTBEST COAST
>>55104848I don’t care what shitpost you’re running
>>55104461MumeiShe won't stream more though, that'll probably be Irys
>>55104778Iroha actually used to play a bit of Valorant but she's hopelessly out of practice. They probably seeded her too high.
>>55104544Council's debut month was the only time EN ever broke a double-digit number of streams per week during euro hours. Incidentally that was the same number of streams NA was getting during their absolute lowest during that grim period at the end of 2022
>>55104848We banished all the low tier schizos to HiRyS
>>55104822>Roboco markedly above them allI stand corrected. Why is she bad at Apex then?
>Shiori already has to rely on open vc garbage to boost her numbersLiterally Mori of Advent. Why can't Cover just hire good people?
Watch these cute girls play Valorant.
>>55103469they keep claiming it will only be L2D for ID3 but everytime Kaela was asked about this she is just super vague instead of saying yes it will be L2D, I'll keep hoping till last minute they will have surprise 3D
>>55104895Because Apex is a BRValorant is closer to CS than Apex
>>55104465Who doesn't?
>>55104925no I'm alergic to fps streams
>>55104895Apex and Valo require very different skillsets
>New HoloEN gen>ALL Of them are taller than meFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>55104925They're definitely cute but I'm not watching anyone play Valorant ever.
>>55104959london?
>>55104959LONDON?
>>55104914Back to the catalog with you
>>55104895Apex and Valorant FPS skill are about as far apart as you could imagine. In fact, I've often noticed the girls that are particularly good at one are worse at the other, not always though.
>>55103520and cute!
>>55104914Does she pay the rent in your head?
I hope my wives win
they forgot to interview lap...
When will schizos stop spamming Hololive /hlgg/ splits?
They went with Shion as leader afterall, huh
>>55104959Benjamin Button-chama...
>>55104959There's no way, the Advent loli is Gura height
Turn a gundam
i can't stand shiori's accent
>>55104971Apex is a movement game, Valorant is an aim game. Try to jump while shooting in Valorant and you'll miss your shots, while standing still in Apex makes you an easy target
EN3 was boring, We need EN4!Pretend this was a serious post.
Team B is using bots. That's cheating
>>55104971Apex is run and gun ratting, Valorant is just CSGO with skills
Team Shion will win
Why is Nene left-handed in Valorant?
>>55105053>with skillslollmao
When is EN going to have an FPS tournament...
BAU BAU
>>55105044This but unironically. The only interesting one is Shiori, the others are too safe and too Holo corpo core.
GIRA GIRA GOSEGI :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
valorant is closer to joeverwatch than cs...
>>55105098When more than one of them actually play FPS games
>>55105078she's akimbodexterous irl>>55105091yes, skills, meaning the hero skillslook at the bottom of the screen
rrats?
If nothing else, Valorant brought Shion and Iroha closer and that can only lead to good things in the future.
>>55104094The dogs literally have "Make a HoloEn Musical" as a goal, trust the plan
>>55105091As in actual Moba skills retardbro
>>55105091i think he means like abilities/powers/skills anon...
Roboco switched back to her old, dirty mousepad since she was doing better with that.
>>55104848>Come and see my shitpostWhy do niggers think anyone cares what goes on in the splits?
>>55105098When they hire euros, so neverKiara doesn't count because she became too Japanese to play Counter-Strike
>>55104094>musicalAnon...have you forgotten what happened the last time we got a musical live?
Luna’s new outfit seems to have awaken something.
has any chuuba ever made you play a game? which one was it?
LAPU!!!
>>55104848Which of the new Advent splits is the worse so I can avoid it?
>>55101275Why does this guy sound like he's cutting a /pw/-tier promo?
>>55105122She said during debut that she has another thing for those that don't prefer EN lyrics
>>55105198god that face looks goofyeyes too low mouth too high
I can't wait for Advent to start playing Minecraft and having superchat reading streams so I can skip those without feeling guilty
>>55104522Then ruin your schedule and don't do anything else outside of watching streams, and especially watching them at the exact same time so you barely retain anything about them. Come on retard, chop chop, get to it. Come on dude, get that 100% clear save file for streams. I'm sure you'll have fun and definitely won't burn out.
>>55105198This outfit and Aventureholic convinced me that Hololive is going down the management-enforced whoretuber path.
>>55105221in that orderShioriNerissaFuwamocoBijou
when will fauna gonna play bioshock infinite??
wait that blonde shoutcaster is a womanwtf
>>55105098They could barely put an OW2 team together, and in fact would still have trouble doing that.
>>55104927>super vague instead of saying yesThat's just Kaela being Kaela
>>55104761robochi...
>>55105098The only one that actually plays comp fps is Ame
>>55105286she's so cool...
>>55105277Right after she finishes Baldur's Gate 3.
My wives.
towa is pissing in my mouth before the game
to
>>55105098i once dreamt of holoEN having a CSGO tournament stream with ame as the caster, that stream was very kino but i was also pretty disappointed when some anons actually told me that the collab wasn't real
REPOST FOR ANYONE ELSE WHO IS SCHIZOPHRENIC ABOUT RUFFIANS aka don't worry I won't make this a ritualpost:With over 500 votes, the poll should give us a rough idea of the mental state of ruffians.I. QUESTIONThe question posed was simple: Which behavior and interaction is expected for FuwaMoco (Both are a single entity in this case) without drawing the ire of Rufflings, their fans. The question was based around FuwaMoco's initial pledge during the debut to keep Ruffians smiling.II. SCENARIOSThe scenarios given filled a wide range of possible things that could happen, regardless of homobegging or not. The scenarios ranged in severity but there was not a clear scale.III. INTENTThe intent was to determine if a critical amount of rufflings would be drastic in their opinions or actions, causing distress to FuwaMoco and possibly facilitating an early graduation due to stress, similar to Chinese harassment experienced by OG talent Kiryu Coco.The intent WAS NOT to determine what amount of homobegging was acceptable because no amount of homo- or collabbegging is acceptable.IV. METHODThe method used was an anonymous online poll that was posted multiple times throughout the day in both hololive global and /baubau/, the FuwaMoco split. You were able to choose multiple acceptable scenarios for you, a severity scale was not used as this is purely subjective. However, they will be loosely grouped for the results. The limitations sadly include that we cannot cross-reference groups (aka, we cannot see how many schizos are in each group). Assumptions that Schizos are in group 4 will not be made. The Schizo group was made to have a clear indication of how many Ruffians intent to cause harm to FuwaMoco for a perceived breaking of the pledge.V. RESULTStl;dr: Almost half of the Ruffians wish for no interaction between FuwaMoco and Holostar. An expected result and nothing to be concerned about. 40% of Ruffians do not mind interactions (Groups 2-4). 13% of Ruffians wish to cause harm to FuwaMoco for a perceived breaking of the pledge.1. No Interaction (None of the above, By proxy in a bigger event but not directly in contact, Interactions with a Hololive Member that regularly interacts with Holostars) 47% (240/511)2. Passing Interaction (Chat interaction, Twitter interaction) 14% (72/511)3. Temporary interaction (Video Project or Song Cover, Group collab instigated by another member) 12% (63/511)4. Direct confrontation (Collab instigated by a Holostar to directly interact with FuwaMoco, Collab instigated by FuwaMoco to directly interact with a Holostar, Interaction off stream) 14% (68/511)5. Schizos 13% (68/511)As expected, the majority of Ruffians do not want any direct interaction between Holostar and FuwaMoco. This is counterbalanced by the 40% that do not mind interactions (of varying degrees). A good and healthy split.Interesting to note is that if a direct collab comes to be, more Ruffians prefer the collab being hosted by FuwaMoco(5%) and not by Holostar (4%). The same could be said for interactions in stream chat (8%) are preferable to interactions on X (formerly Twitter) (6%). Another interesting datapoint is that a one-off project, like a cover is preferred (7%) to a collaboration stream with multiple people, including Holostar (5%).13% of Ruffians wish to cause harm to FuwaMoco for any interaction with Holostar. This option is the 2nd most voted, with "interaction of "tainted" Holo" being an expected 1st. It is interesting to see that 10% of Ruffians do not even wish for that, however since we cannot cross-examine the poll, we cannot tell how many of these are included in the 13% that wish to cause harm. We can only state that more Ruffians wish to cause harm to FuwaMoco than Ruffians which would like a complete and total abstience of Holostar and Holostar adjecent content or members.IV. CONCLUSIONRuffians are not in danger of being corrupted by schizos. Despite the 13% who wish to cause harm to FuwaMoco for perceived transgressions against the pledge, There is more than double the amount of Ruffians in either Big grouping (No interaction or Interaction of varying degrees) that can drown out possible harassment by the 13% of schizo Ruffians.I thank you all for your participation and help to quell my own schizophrenia.t. Novelbeat
>>55105277Hopefully fucking never. I could definitely see her having that one as her favorite.
>>55105340How do you handle audio?
>>55105340wrong, roboco is my wife
besides robochinchin who has a TL
I'm too eepy to watch this
It's dead, isn't it? It's the only explanation for why the rabbit didn't show more of this thing on her Twitter account.
>>55105354Just think of it as you shifting timelines
>>55105369Blast everyone at the same time, at max volume.
>>55105360peak redditpost. upboated
>>55105361What's wrong with that? Infinite is infinitely better than Bioshock 1 and 2. It's one of the best imsims out there
>>55105354No I remember that tournament anon, don't you?
OJOU FAITO!
>>55104788so which ones is the best? Matsuri? Lap?
>>55105409People bullied her every time she showed it, so she stopped showing it
The Valorant tournament would be fun if they were playong the standard mode and not the for fun one
>>55105433Wait a minute... That card...
>>55105263I was expecting the Bijou split to just become /uoh2/ and it definitely is but it's also a lot more chill and comfy than I was expecting desu
there's AT LEAST four holos who will have a menhera breakdown after this valorant event
Nerissa should sing the new FGO anniversary animation song, i feel like it'd suit her voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L02aPFAhTCk
>>55105263>bau that lowThe others must be crazy
YT chat breaks every fucking stream now, it's getting ridiculous
>>55105360B-citation needed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXSUZThQdNIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXSUZThQdNISoon
>>55105360why are jailbirds like this?
>>55105476they're doing both
Lmao, even Shiori fans are fed up with hirys now
>>55105098FPS tournaments are stupid when they can just have a big FPS collab where they play lots of games.
>>55105482roboco got out ahead of the rush and had her breakdown beforehand.
>>55105321She was pro at the DJ whose name eludes me
>>55105286so cool...
>>55105515Haha, so true sis!Now be a good schizo and kys
>>55105417that's also what anons told me >>47503046>>55105439please i'm already schizo enough
>>55105513Oh really? Then I'll keep watching waiting for that
>>55105360they are too moe for an EN homo to be interested in some form, you wrote and did all that shit for nothing
Ayame is cleaning house
>>55105492FWMC aren't even that crazy, they're just really good at playing a character
>>55105360>t. Novelbeat
>>55105196kino?
>>55105528Towa... Nene... Shion... Ayame... Festival...
>>55105421Based
>>55105583Oh shit I forgot about that oneOkay maybe it can work
Are they winning?
>>55105286They do have 5 who play pretty good though.Ame/Gura/Ina/IRyS/Mumei
kuru kuru ~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naZXFHa47no&list=WL&index=3&ab_channel=LyceCh%E3%80%82
AWAKEN MY CHILD AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT
Does advent has actual fans? They have been out for two days, how can you call yourself a fan?
>Schizobeat is going into all of the advent splits to start shit
>>55105360Extraneous variable: I literally fucked with your survey for funsies, thus making the information unreliable.
>>55105646I'm going to make Bae white.
>>55105689i followed shiori for years now.
Is shion a one chuuba army
>>55105689doxxbait
>ayame streaming>it's valorantit hurts
AYAME SAN SAIKYOU
>>55105689I saw people using their oshi marks on twitter before they even debuted.
>>55105695>LARP-Anti is going into all of the advent splits to start shit.FTFY
TWAP....
>Myth post debut ccv40-120kccv>Advent post debut ccv7-20kccvWhat happened here? Hololive is so much more popular now too, they should be easily getting double the Myth numbers yet they are not. I'm not a schizo numberfag anti btw, just curious what's up.
>>55105689I have been a teamate since Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 8 PM (JST), skill issue
RBCWINSLOL
>>55105724Why?
Nearly threw that...
>42killsOjou i kneel
>>55105689People called themselves myth fans on day one, and most of them had never really watched hololive before. At least nowadays you have a general idea what hololive is like and only need to think about the peculiarities of that member
>>55105360>*beat>poalkill yourself, falseflagger
>>55103305Is that Chammers x Koyori
>entire team saying don't die>towa continues to just stand in front of two people shooting at her
>>55105689she is not my oshi but I have a big bias on bijou because I checked her out a few days after she graduated and I thought she would fit right into hololive
I can save her
>>55105820Iroha X Luna
I'm not up to date, why hasn't ojou been using her model?
>>55105491nice song, i'd like her to sing this since she likes Umineko so much https://youtu.be/xJh6IZEztFU
Why is Mumei and Fauna used for most of the schizo falseflagging?
>Reine unironically paying attention to the Valorant event and watching ALL of the POVs
>>55105360
thats clearly not ayame thats playingso whos playing for her?
>>55105788How many of those was Mel? Mean oni
>>55104090Mori has the ability to be completely lost even in things she played before, she always underestimates the gaps in knowledge and skill she suffered due to her long break from playing games between 2018 and 2020
chocomel...
>>5510587611 tops
>>55105780Choco and Nene...
>>55105861obviously because they anti them too
>>55105854Oh that one would be great too
>>55105861>LE CGDCT Patron Saints who will vanquish le WHORESreally funny how people paint things as black&white as much as possible, Nuance be damned.
>>55105829Team sex are the brawlers
>>55105861Mumei because she has the best reaction imagesFauna because saplings are easy targets
>>55104366You just showed that you never watched kiara. She has literaly been over the moon because one of them is kfp and is constantly happy now
>>55105924>black&whiteShiori reference?
>Moona is moving out to a place that costs half as much
>>55103305this is a NO YURI ZONEEN Advent has gone too far, and we will cease allowing YURIBAITING as a result. Please understand.
oujou start's moaning/panting and towa tells her to stop... what the fuck
>>55105861because they are funny lookin
Holidays are the worst how do NEETS do it? i just have to wait before the next Fuwamoco streams?
>>55105360oh, you're the faseflagging, buckbroken nijinigger spamming this and the other poal, pretending to get a "large sample size"Find something to do with your life.
>>55105947Please don't reply to 45 minutes old low effort shitposts
>>55105689Nerissa is my second wife
Bros… Baldur’s Gate 3 in 5 hours… How can life be this good especially after EN3 has finally come
>>55105956Clearly two tone is an Ame reference
>>55105947Her old friends didn't make her happy?
>>55104366you dont even need to watch kiara to see that she is having sex with Rissa every day since debut.
>>55103469>Don't forget to catch them at hologra this week! looks like ID2 in hologra this week
Ah, Moona is moving in with her mom...for reasons...
>>55105360Kill yourself
>>55105868based duke
>>55105995armored core in less than 30 days aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
IKZ RAPU
>>55105965
[Moona's mom News]She thicc
Turns out that listening the songs on YOUTUBE MUSIC UNFUCKS THE RETARDED AUDIO COMPRESSION Rossa cover is great thereOkayu's album sounds amazingI'm mad
>>55105995More like baldurs gate in 7 hours when the 120gb download finishes because steam doesn't allow predownload of early access games
NENE GAMING
do you think fuwamoco will ever be able to finish a horror game?
The wave of shitposting is expected but what I find the most annoying about the new gen is how this place turned into an unironic gossip cesspit, /u/schizos look normal and sane compared to those going full celebrity tabloid here.
>>55105956It's a game reference.
Is that a Team Fortress turret
>>55106006why did council get to go first, anyway? they shouldn't be allowed to jump the queue like that.
So did bae actually ask brats to change her streaming tine because she is afraid of en 3 or was it just a schizo edit?
Go Nene go !
>>55106043Youtube is an extremely shitty way to consume music anonThe main site is all 128kbps vorbis and youtube music randomly mixes together official releases in decent quality + uploads some guy recorded off his TV with a phone in 2008
>>55106055i think it's funny when schizos get mad at /u/schizos because they get drowned out
>>55106055>how this place turned into an unironic gossip cesspitnewfag
>>55106055/u/ has been the pillar of /vt/ since day 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5TceNGEKiomeru POV is so good, she just keep hiding behind one wall
>>55106070where which stream
God damn, Shion is literally a deagle fucker
>>55106055This place has been a gossip cesspool since it was created
should I play valorant?
>>55105979Where the fuck is it a holiday
Bau Bau? did that caster just say Bau Bau
Good morning, I love Mori.
>>55106121Sure
SOON
>>55106055catalogtrannies have been melting down nonstop since the debuts
>>55106104nigger I've been watching since Coco debuted, shit got worse when it comes to anons acting like midwives gossiping with each other.
>>55105965DAGA KOTOWARU
>>55106149Not soon enough
>>55106055It's literally an e-celeb gossip board. That's why the catalog inevitably devolved into absolute dogshit pretty much immediately and exactly why the mods never wanted to have a board like this for e-celebs in general.
Does anyone know if the numbers that Valorant tourney is pulling are decent?I'm asking cause I hate Valorant with passion, and numbers seem to be the thing that management takes as the biggest indication of whether something is successful or not.
JWU why is Rainforest stuff everywhere
>>55106149lmao
>>55106184kys numbernigger
>>55106035
>>55106176go BACK
holy shit one of the dogs sounds identical to korone when she screams
AYAME IS UNSTOPPABLE
>>55105861Why are*You need to use the plural form of is when the subject is more than one person
>>55106073Council got priority because of the EN concert.
>>55106111The Riot CS
I was going through the vinyls in my dad's garage yesterday and lost my shit laughing when this popped up. I couldn't figure out how to explain to him why it was funny. He probably thinks I'm on drugs now.
Guys, I came from the future to warn youDont trust the deadbeats, they are going to
Mel has the reaction time of a granny.
Jesus, Ayame is wrecking house.
>>55106176noooo you're not supposed to call vtubers ecelebs! they're DIFFERENT!
>>55106184How about you go ask that in the right thread
AYAME IS MOANING TOO MUCH
>>55106219kek
>playing valorant in fucking 2023
GO ROBO GO!!
>>55106222But she's cute when she gets a kill
JWUHow were Shiori, Gura and rest of streams? Any "must see" to catch up?
Gozaru is extremely cute tonight.
>>55106212the turret girl's (Killjoy?) turret in this game doesn't really do anything but alert you to people's presence, it's weaker than a mini sentry in TF2. unless it's against some idol girls, i guess.
>>55106259CS is a deader game than valo
Go Mel Go!
>>55106283
>>55106055Recency bias. Literally nothing has changed since Myth. Be glad doxxing gets cleaned up promptly and you have less gossip topics.
Why cant they play TF2 instead
>>55106233The actually good ones are different, though. It’s like comparing pro wrestling and MMA, they’re different things with a different appeal and the people who confuse the two are clinically retarded
Are they just practicing right now or is this supposed to be one of the main matches?
Moona sounded very interested in playing Stronghold and I'm excited now
>>55106197I want a doggo collab so bad
Last stream kiara called herself gay for the first time. I am proud of her for coming out
>>55106278Ame finally became Pizza Tower and finished the game
>>55106318That doesn't have any cute anime girl characters
OJOU DOMINATION
>>55106278Shiori turns into a fullgen zatsu for the last 40 minutesBijourissa collab is seeing a felony against a child occur in real timeDogs literally get scared of their own shadowsAme beat Pizza Tower, it's one of her favorite games now
>>55106293>Still has a lower price pool than any CS major
>>55106035Having a cute loving twin sister you can make out and cuddle with whenever you want sounds like the most comfy possible human existence, at least until we figure out how to simulate reality
>>55106206t-thanks mooner
>>55106286Information is more important than damage
>>55106278Shiori's was a full Advent collab for a bit.
>>55106233To be clear. I do draw a distinction between them and it's simply that I like Hololive and don't give a shit about e-celebs. The other anon who replied to me and is clearly ESL didn't really appreciate the bluntness of my post though.
>>55105829
>>55106343technically she didn't, unless I missed it. I think she said that the girls talk stream would be gay
>>55106359Towasama the comp FPS main...
>>55106359melmel....
>>55106350>>55106318why is there no TF2 clone with cute anime girls that is not Overwatch?
>>55106219rip in pieces grandma Bijou
>>55106366>Valvefags still using the same useless argument to defend their dying games 10 years laterSome things never change huh
>>55106359BACK 2 BACK
>>55106359Shion's side lost their composure for a bit
>>55106364>Shiori turns into a fullgen zatsu for the last 40 minutesUnironically so much worse than her solo zatsu in the first 40 minutes. Those dogs don't know how to collab outside of their own channel.
>>55106366International also usually has a bigger prize pool than LoL worlds, which one is bigger though?
>>55106337watched this live and i couldn't tellthat was fuwawa right?
Shiorin streams late to get all the raids from the rest of the gen
TEAM A!
>>55106406I tried my best
>>55106350>cute anime girl charactersMore like western leaguelike girl characters.There's Splatoon, you know?
>>55106359Where would Kobo have placed in this if she participated based on all her Valorant streams so far?
>>55106418She's getting a little bit better!
>>55106412she's not a valorant player
>>55106425Imagine Touhou FPS, I would main Marisa so hard
AGGHHHHHHH MY TUMMY HURTSSSS
>>55106343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHu0keLMZlk
>>55106366Think of it this way.San Francisco is one of the richest cities in United States, yet it's a shithole. Same thing, really, CS having larger price pools doesn't mean it's more alive or better.
>>55106293On what fucking metric?
>>55106482mindshare in Japan
Why shiorin does not call the rest of EN her senpais?
>>55106465Below Ayame and above Shion
>>551064180.8 K/D isn't bad!
>>55106343
Mel is so cute, I just want to rape her again
>Hyakki AyameHostchama....
Ayame got complimented on her unbending will to win, moving ever forward towards the enemy.
>>55106425Good question. Asians would rather make more gacha shit I guess and westerners are afraid of anything that doesn't have strong black women.
>>55106449Give them a break, it hasn't even been a week since they debuted
>>55106048>it takes him 7 hours to download 120gigsWhat 3rd world shithole do you live in?
When is the main event beginning?
>>55106451>>55106433>>55106481but cs IS a better game?
>>55106293Anon, CS literally has over double the concurrent players of valorant every day
>>55106536Pretty sure this is the main event.Unless you mean the bomb placement game mode. Dunno if it's happening or if it's just TDM.
>>55106506Wait, she's actually quite strong?? Always thought of her as an actual burden since her fans and chat always said so.
>>55106529subtraction reps
Lapu doko?
truth be told gamers, I just want to watch all the advent streams for 1 week to see what they have to offer then i'll start picking my streams next week. Of course I'll still prioritize my oshi if she's streaming.
>>55106545Only if you are an ojisan
>>55106545Girls play Valorant, that means that it's objectively a better gameUnless you enjoy being shout at in broken english by prepubescent swedes and slavs
>>55106569Math is for fags, sorry.
>>55105773I don't believe you.
>>55106278The dogs scream like Korone when scaredAme became Peppino
>>55106545Zoomers need to have a lot of bad game design and particle effects. They hate good games.
Have they got Pokemon Unite permissions again? I thought it was going to be just the tournament. I wish the restrictions for the games weren't so retarded.
>>55106474>play as Reisen>literally finger blasting other women
>>55106481CSGO literally has 800k+ concurremt players daily
Why is Nene so cute?
>>55106475>scared = tummy hortMocochan has stress induced IBS. If you freak her out bad enough she'll shit herself. Use this information responsibly.
>>55106592im so annoyed i missed the gamer girl fps boom by a handful of years... all those thousands of hours of grinding and still no gf....
SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbELAnxM758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbELAnxM758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbELAnxM758
>>55106631Kiara wanted to set up a training collab but was not sure if they have the perms
Competitive fps are all boring zoomercore cancerous shit. They should play some 4X games in multiplayer desu
Roboco bloodlust...
>>55106475
>>55106425Because making something like that is very hard. OW has terrible balancing issues, even Valorant's abilities are very dumbed down, most are just variations of flash, smoke, molotov, or trap.
>>55106481It's both more alive and a better game than valoshit. Cope
>>55106425>>55106474>>55106632Now imagine if there was a Hololive Valo/OW cloneImagine peeking around a corner and getting blasted by Gura
>>55106529Anon please learn basic math....
>>55106647Why do you call her Mocochan when her name, Mococo, is shorter? Or just Moco?
>>55106666Anon, that's 12 hours from now
>>55106578That's what I did last two gens but overlaps are brutal
>>55106678Kobo seems to be trying it out.
>>55106631there's a couple of practice streams scheduled Okayu, Kobo, etc
>>55106705Because my wife Fuwawa calls her Mocochan
>>551066834X multiplayer games are dogshit everyone just picks op factions and steamrolls
>>55106666finally someone plays FFXIV in EN and Omega isn't here anymore to witness it...
>>55106666How many newfag pebbles will get banned for mobbing her on stream?
SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OqeuHv9quwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OqeuHv9quwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OqeuHv9quw
>>55106705thats how fuwa calls her
>>55106700one day
can someone tell Mel to leave that screen, it's getting sad
>>55106630>no minimalist config file autismTragic
>>55106705it's cute
SEAnigs, literally no one else cares about CS and Valo tribal wars except you dopes lmao shut the fuck up
J*u what are we seething about today?
https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1687056523137269760
>>55106743Fatalis is fucking hard, good luck yopi
>>55106686Literally made for headpats and receiving lots of love.By me, of course.
>>55106688I mean you can have 9 well balanced base classes like TF2 but have multiple characters (basically skins) to fill those classes with the same weapons and abilities to not change the balance
>>55106772still advent
>>55106772Mel throwing in Valorant.
>>55106772Pepsi Blue being discontinued
>>55106761kek its true
>>55106776Reine...
>Valoshit>Pokeshir>MarikashitHololive will never be respected in eSports community if they don't start playing actually proper competitive games.
>>55106768but i was having fun...
I want to make love with that tomboy host
How do you headpat FUWAMOCO if you can't touch their ears?
>>55106799I will never forgive them for thatPepsi blue was the best soda
>>55106812>respected in eSports communitywhy the fuck would they want that?
>>55106833Carefully.
So what happened to collab ban? Since Kiara is just casually talking with Nerissa I'm guessing Cover just dropped it.
>>55106812>Hololive will never be respected in eSports communityAnd that's a good thing
The cat is going to bully some kids online.Also, Pekora is going to join soon as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUyIZ6UkbU
>>55106812Holos should play smash competitively, 90% of them are lolicons too.
>>55106857
>>55106857watch streams
>>55106857collab ban doesn't mean they can't talk to each other in messages or behind the scenes, newfagthey just can't have collab streams yet. They're not forbidden from interacting with each, that would be stupid
>Playing Competetively>LE E-gamesBurger Mentality.
Cat!
Are they starting the real mode now?
I like Mocochan
>>55106519Elves.
>>55106835It was. I was addicted to that shit like I've never been addicted to anything else in my life.My ideal Saturday as a tween was pepsi blue, planters cheese balls, and a rented game from blockbuster.
>>55106842>>55106863>open a restaurant>people come to you and offer to put you in a Michelin guide if you improve yourself a little>DURRR WHY WOULD I WANT THAT HURRR
>>55106791TF2 balancing relies a lot on the fact that it's 12 vs. 12, and people don't want to do that because of esports.
>>55106928spicy!
>>55106921Well, except Koyori (I think?) said JP couldn't contact them directly yet because there's some weird extra layer of autism there that doesn't apply to the other branchesMaybe they unironically got mad about Polka/IRyS Minecraft
>>55106812reminded me of that one competitive amongus scene anon seething at Holos breaking his autistic rules
Kiara awake
>>55106952Ah, you're actually retarded
>>55106928Canon
>>55106927
Why does Mococo look kinda cuter than Fuwawa?
>>55106928kek
>>55106884
I'm having thinks of a cute orange woman.
>>55106987That's a shame.
>>55107011because you like flatties
>>55106928This... is acceptable..
>>55106947kinda creepy ngl
>>55106812Yes, I agree. Holos should play Dota2 instead
>>55107011Fuwawa has boobs which distract from the cute factor
I miss Bae.
my friends medium premiums
>>55106974They're probably just not in the mega hololive discord yet and are only in the EN and their own Advent ones.
Mel!
https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1687059155948064769https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1687059155948064769Cute
>>55107059what
>>55107077Fubuki has HUGE BOOBSGet it right!
>>55107044I'm having thinks of a SEXY orange woman
>>55107050Rent free
>>55106947I wonder if they practice that or if it comes naturally to them.
https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1687059155948064769https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1687059155948064769GSH Kaela. First time I've seen her down bad. Maybe it's because she finally has a Kouhai
>>55106974what was the context of what Koyori meant? JP can't contact them in what context? Because it surely can't include 'showing up in each other's chats and/or messaging on discord' considering how Watame showed up in several ENs chats on their debut before and Pekora was in Kiara's debutc stream chat. Moona was also talking to Ame in chat on stream before the collab ban was lifted back in the day too. It's never been the case before that JP is forbidden from interacting with EN entirely at first.
>>55107119I find it a bit creepy when they sync up like that
frick you valorant for eating up all the jp streams
CSGO players calling Valorant shit is like Old school Yugioh players calling pendulum and xyz cards shit
Who is the most erotic holo?
>>55107149
>>55107149>kaela likes games>bijou likes gamesit's honestly really sad that this is all it takes to make them happy and most of hololive cannot clear this bar
Today I will not be horny.
>>55107157they are actual twins
>>55107150she had to talk to mio about the nerissa nopan thing because she had no way to actually contact nerissa about it.
>>55107149>>55107101>Cunny stone managed to attract Kaela, Ame AND Nerissa...Are we sure she's not the one we should fear?
>>55106925Korean* mentality
>>55107139Cope.
>shiraken streamwhat are they shilling this time?
>>55107149kaela will rape biboo... no...
>>55107140how do you practice reading and responding at the same time to a random message in chat ?
>>55106952This restaurant only serves cute girls, spiced with suggestive noises as they inevitably fail at games. Yes, we are already very successful with said menu, you can kindly fuck off.
>>55107178Anya
>>55107178Miko
>>55107220she is used to getting raped by Oneesans
>>55107150Probably just management policing the Holo interactions, especially the bigger oneDon't want the new hires to suddenly get too much attention after all
>>55106785She already tried.
>>55107222The person in chat was their manager
>>55107189I could say the same with Kiara and having an idolfag in EN/ID
How was the advent collab
>>55107175Pendulum & xyz ARE shit.
>>55107207That doesn't even make any sense you mindbroken schizo
>>55107267 they don't spend 80% of their streamtime being idols.
Meru...
>>55107216why would they be shilling something? shiraken is just a group of friends.
I want my Mountain Mommy
>>55107175>playing Yugioh>when MTG existsRORURUMAO
>>55106157>Bragging about starting with yonkiseiNewfag
>>55107076Same
>>55107314But they spend the most important moments being idols
>>55107044cutie
>>55107337If I want to play something slow, I'll play Digimon.
>>55106952Michellin stars are the equivalent of Meltzer Stars.
>>55107070This
>>55107326